The speed is intentional folks. and it's fucking hilarious. open your minds pri...
@mikep57043 жыл бұрын
loved it
@belowaveragearab32123 жыл бұрын
Same
@vongunter99473 жыл бұрын
I watched your live video last night........ This video is insane lol
@MrCoffeeBreak3 жыл бұрын
There was an editing "issue" wasn't there? It's okay, these things happen. 😎👍
@GGamerable3 жыл бұрын
Nah man it's different and therefore I hate it.
@RockCandy0l3 жыл бұрын
"No one's going to kill themselves. At least not tonight, its Saturday" The most realist shit I've heard
@primalj_2a4333 жыл бұрын
My last unit was so shitty they only killed themselves on Saturday night
@thorwaldhrodgerson62203 жыл бұрын
Well... not intentionally... You've obviously never been in Korea during the 1980s Army.
@ant-rod28813 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the Specialist in this video 🤣🤣 *Gets down to do pushups* "Pushups! There's people dying!" SPC: "Get up, Private. No one's dying." 🤣
@commodog86usa223 жыл бұрын
Promotion to SGT in the same unit you were a SPC has to be the most painful promotion in any branch of the military.
@MrJHSW2 жыл бұрын
Taking over my former squad in a garrison is the shittiest leadership role I ever had.
@vegan-cannibal714 Жыл бұрын
I don't know mine went good. I had gotten a lateral promotion to cpl about 4 months before I made points, so it was like my section got eased in to me being an NCO. I think I may have had to assert myself twice. Besides that I knew how to motivate each of my guys, because we had worked together at least six month before my promotion.
@doomermurks69593 жыл бұрын
“The E4 Mafia never forgives.” That sent chills down my spine for a second.
@kandre9323 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, I felt that one down to my core
@estevanalameda27992 жыл бұрын
Amen
@BosleyBeats3 жыл бұрын
LMAO “Parade Rest Much?” omg you’re killing me with these archetypes. So damn true. HOOAH
@Ripper13F1V3 жыл бұрын
"The Mafia (E-4) never EVER forgives." hahahaha
@MarriedGaming20113 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because it’s true
@pfdrtom3 жыл бұрын
So, you can't get it done through "proper channels"? I know a spec 4 who knows a spec 4 who knows another spec 4 that works in the CGs office... but it'll cost ya a case of beer, sir.
@Ripper13F1V3 жыл бұрын
@@pfdrtom Yep, need something done? CW5 or an E4 is the only way. #e4mafia4life
@scantrontheimmortal3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately the Marine Corps does not have an actual E-4 mafia (All we have is Terminal Lances) because it hates it Enlisted that much,but in reality the video in a Marine Corps aspect depicts someone who picked up Corporal but looks down on their former Lance Corporal Colleges.
@MedvedActual3 жыл бұрын
@@scantrontheimmortal Agree to an extent. Terminal Lances are pretty much POSs who couldn’t do basic right shyte to make Corporal. As far as E-4s in the MC ‘looking down’ on their LCpl. buddies, while I have definitely seen that happen, it takes a mature person to realize how to learn to balance the new NCO rank and still maintain personal/professional relationships without coming across as a total dick.
@SGTJackMorgan3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes the truest depiction of evolution in the army. Clueless FNG to member of the E-4 mafia, to the asshole brand new sergeant that hopefully mellows out into the crusty NCO we all aspired to be.
@Ozark-nq9uu3 жыл бұрын
I ain't doing no pushups off duty
@joshuakemp91123 жыл бұрын
The Blue Cord ninja shit was so funny
@Baddawg_3133 жыл бұрын
Blue Cord Ninjas are real..but you could just join as a ninja(99Zulu) instead.
@DanielSanchez-kp6bv3 жыл бұрын
“The Mafia never forgives” best line
@GeorgePrince3 жыл бұрын
Right, right you are!
@golffoxtrotyankee10933 жыл бұрын
The Mafia Force is strong in Sp4 Lowdrag.
@aleksandarmarkovic4213 жыл бұрын
U know that actually happened to me i was chillin with my sargent smokin some cigs and all of a sudden he flips on me, he made me duck walk damn 100m w/ my rifle above my head... But day after that he came up to me and promoted me to squad leader... Military is just something else man, somethin else...
@smokeypuppy4173 жыл бұрын
This was super accurate and super true. To be PFC's with someone, then SPC's with the same person and then they get SGT, and act like a dick.
@terrydouglas50083 жыл бұрын
My first day as a Sgt, I was in Vietnam and worked midnight to noon. I walk to the shop in A1C shirt and when I got to work I changed at midnight. My boss a Msgt said to have someone clean the break room and make coffee. I walk over to a few airmen waiting for a job assignment and said who wants to clean the break room no one said anything. So I said Ann Coleman make coffee and clean the break room. He said, FU. I was thinking what to do and the Msg came around the corner and chewed the man out and threatened him with Courts martial. Then he took me to his office and gave me the worst a$$ chewing of my life?
@andrewjohnston41273 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Alvin and the chipmunks the army years 😂
@adarshtambi95653 жыл бұрын
That is so true
@ShadowNinjaDestiny3 жыл бұрын
So many stories. CQ Shift, when 1SG gives task to SGT who gives it to SPC who gives it to PVT, profile pt, search for SGT for pt after hangover. Let's go!!!
@museme63092 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BennyLlama393 жыл бұрын
Highspeed: "Shots all around!" Me: Shots!? *Rookie numbers!* 😀
@themightymuffin25173 жыл бұрын
“I remember that you gave me the answers to the correspondence courses”. Man I’m dead!! 😂😂
@Brees19863 жыл бұрын
“Here we go” ..... “Get up private.” “No ones dying.” ......
@brickpowell27713 жыл бұрын
"No one's gonna kill themselves, not tonight, its Saturday" Lmao
@anthonyperry36992 жыл бұрын
OK! This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Double timing the voices was hilarious!
@jmo825923 жыл бұрын
"don't undermine me specialist low drag!" wow that made my day. Nice one lol.
@doomguy84472 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate I am actually disgusted.
@codlogic70603 жыл бұрын
The high pitch 2 times speed makes it better
@apuuc3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day when a Sp4 promoted to SP5, wholly crap what a freakin train wreck. Sometimes the Mafia had to take action. Great skit loved it.
@pmac22173 жыл бұрын
He said “make sure he does 22. I don’t my friends killing themselves tonight”. LOL
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
No one is going to kill themselves tonight. That’s saturday, I’ll brief you on it later.
@gil10mtn3 жыл бұрын
Specialist Highspeed with his hands permanently lodged in his pockets! E-4 mafia in full effect.
@DizzyTV243 жыл бұрын
SGT: The fuck are you doing here? SPC: Oh here we go 🤣🤣
@thatkidbj2093 жыл бұрын
Bro the “Yes Spc” is killing me everytime
@tayvonwolfe24993 жыл бұрын
Everyone comes from AIT so scared, regular army is pretty chill and it’s funny how weird the transition is
@hy6gfrhhye45yy23 жыл бұрын
Regular n osut, same thing
@dakoderii42212 жыл бұрын
I had an asshole E6 that "readied" us for combat by constant smoke sessions. He even tried to pull that shit when we got back from a 17 month deployment, even smoking multi deployment E5's just for kicks. He wondered why the other E6's had better teams(we were FO's). The other E6's did this thing called training and actually taught things to their soldiers. Some people think if they make everyone miserable and never teach a damn thing is how you teach. I was transferred teams and this jackass tried to make me push and my E6 told him to f*ck off in front of the platoon sergeant. 🤣
@jakethefox94393 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: High Pitched Uncomfortable Private
@spacechimp31993 жыл бұрын
The audio pisses me off too much
3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT LMAO
@reynaoliver45293 жыл бұрын
"So many people undeemind me, im a SGT! I'M A SGT!" 💀💀💀💀
@Colonel_Klink3 жыл бұрын
This is so much better when playing at different speeds. Especially at .25 speed, sounds like stoned, drunk kids
@AztekWarrior273 жыл бұрын
No joke. That shit is so much funnier
@JamesRolin3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit... you’re not wrong
@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
"The Mafia never ever forgives"🤣🤣🤣👍 The specialists' demeanor throughout is hilarious!🤣😎
@scottkidd66623 жыл бұрын
I've been following A Combat Veteran for years and these guys nail it every time!
@richardmartinez98763 жыл бұрын
Watching you guys make it even more fun being in the military PLEASE keep it up. I just got picked up for E5 11/1/2020.
@tabbydarling77403 жыл бұрын
Cant get over how accurate this is tho 😂😂😂 every person back on Bragg lmao
@parawill70743 жыл бұрын
💯
@severknight11433 жыл бұрын
Guess where I'm watching this from
@tabbydarling77403 жыл бұрын
@@severknight1143 good ole Fort Bragg haha
@severknight11433 жыл бұрын
@@tabbydarling7740 airrrrrrrr-borne.
@1011001113 жыл бұрын
Airfuckingborne
@BassAckwards683 жыл бұрын
Dude the bloopers are killing me. "Get your finger out of your fucking nose", everyone starts dying
@SlowSpawn3 жыл бұрын
E4 Chipmunk is probably the funniest shit I've ever seen
@theegress31313 жыл бұрын
“No ones gonna kill themselves, tonight’s Saturday. I’ll brief you on that later.” 😂 💀
@johnnyparks34493 жыл бұрын
This was the Funniest of all! New NCO's going Spastic AF. I had a Corporal lock me heels, ask me a Stupid ??? And yell, "Don't Speak when I ask you a Question!" The E-4 Mafia truly bleeds into the Jr NCO Ranks!!!!
@carlhicksjr84013 жыл бұрын
You know, it used to be back in the old Army that when a Corporal made Sergeant, they'd transfer them to another company in the battalion. It saved all the 'but I thought we wuz friends' bullshit. That may not be an altogether bad idea to bring back.
@tylerkeen76803 жыл бұрын
Laughing my ass off drew. Gotta buy a stupid t shirt now lol. U guys helped me alot over the years plz dobt ever stop making videos
@bcool40683 жыл бұрын
You need to add the Sgt's wife in and have him get jealous and beat the Joe up for looking at her.
@silentfourever3 жыл бұрын
ItS sPeCiAlIsT pRoMoTaBlE tO YoU
@johnaustin22763 жыл бұрын
Fricken hilarious, that's how my dumb ass got to E5 is by maxing out on correspondence courses somehow the answers dropped out of the sky.
@stephenjohnston92893 жыл бұрын
Made a career of the Air Force. We used to say Cooperate and Graduate. Couldn’t be stupid and careless about it. I never thought Book Smart equaled Leadership ability in most cases.
@komea123 жыл бұрын
@CodingCrusader1095 I didnt understand a thing you said.
@komea123 жыл бұрын
@Logan Titus yes and i dont know all they vocab yet :/.
@chadtearne73633 жыл бұрын
This one was so hilarious!!!! Spot on!!!
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@zacharylewis4173 жыл бұрын
After promotion is over NCO: So how does it feel? Me: Like I still fucking hate the Army..
@cradleboyWISH3 жыл бұрын
Pefect PFC impressions we all been there 😂
@jonathancrippen16152 жыл бұрын
Pvt are you crazy!!!!! Don't you ever touch me !!!!!! Ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the memories!
@mr-vet Жыл бұрын
When I made the points for promotion to SGT, I was in the 82nd ABN…I had fewer than 6 months before PCSing to Panama (my unit was pissed that I didn’t re-up to PCS and not stay). My unit didn’t want to “waste” the PLDC slot on someone who was departing, so I had to wait until after my 25 days of PCS leave, a week at the Replacement Detachment in Panama, get to my unit, get inprocessed, and then finally be added to list for a PLDC slot. It wasn’t until I was in country for 3 months before I went to PLDC…then after PLDC, had to wait for the 1 day of the month after completing school…it was April Fool’s Day 1993. That really effed me over, as everyone else I knew in my MOS, we’re promoted right at or month after their 3 year mark in the Army. For me it was over 4 years. Similar issue happened for promotion to SSG…was attending a 10-month school in DC, made the points for promotion (1 Oct 1995); then got conflicting orders…BNCOC at Ft Huachuca and PCS orders to Okinawa. Called Branch, they said the PCS orders took precedent. Again, had to wait to pin on until after BNCOC…wouldn’t give a waiver promote before school as “I was scheduled for a school slot”. The school is 2 and a half months long…..again nearly a year after making the points I was promoted (1 Sep 96). My promotion to SFC went relatively without incident…was in another school, I pinned on on my Promotion date (1 May 2001) before attending ANCOC.
@joeyakathug52153 жыл бұрын
Korean here. Didn't went to mandatory military service YET, but have some friends who went there. Almost exactly the same. When someone becomes a Sergeant or even Corporal/Specialist (They aren't NCOs but can hold NCO positions such as Squad Leader/Assistant SL) they do to new privates quite often. But most do when they just got promoted. After a few weeks, they stop it.
@user-hv2xl4rm1y3 жыл бұрын
Right ... been there
@Stinger5223 жыл бұрын
I hope the ROK Army isn't as crazy as the U.S. Army.
@JackRockBLC3 жыл бұрын
Yup. I was U.S. Army, but I worked literally side-by-side with many ROK Army soldiers. Some of them were great friends of mine for the time. But yes...just as accurate for the Korean Army as it is the American Army.
@Anomaly-uz9pr3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah it happens in the us army too lmao im currently stationed at camp carroll near Waegwan i work with korean soldiers alot some cool people
@Panthagone3 жыл бұрын
I'm currently serving in Korea right now. You could always become a KATUSA. The two that work with us here in the army, say that it's easier, and pays better then the regular Korean army.
@MrRacecardude3 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ how is this so accurate???
@stevenrausch30853 жыл бұрын
Alvin, Theodore, and Simon enlist......🤣🤣🤣
@donaldmikulec43323 жыл бұрын
"Can you forgive me?" "No, I can't." LOL!!!
@zelified4life3 жыл бұрын
Shots of white claw got me dying 😂 .
@nattyd503 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest one I’ve seen to date! Great job!
@tonyguirguis1673 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite one out of all of them!!!
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
Aw! Thank you!!! We really enjoyed working in this video!!!
@doylebrockman82254 ай бұрын
Successfully fulfilled my commitment to the Army and myself. Everyone should be trained, not coddled.
@TKDCrazedd3 жыл бұрын
Guys this stuff is gold!!! From beginning to end! Super relatable. I wish it was longer!
@FurryFinance3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I am now realizing like half my NCOs were SGT Heispeed. MP Corps is full of fuckin' two-faced NCOs I swear
@williamhnatko19589 ай бұрын
The upside down PFC rank colored in for the SPC rank gets me every time. love it.
@C-Infidel-Archer-783 жыл бұрын
This one was fucking AMAZING! The Mafia never forgets lmao lost it dead
@hh05203 жыл бұрын
THAT LAUGH (5:11) 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@jgonell3 жыл бұрын
Mafia never forgets. Had me rolling.. That's right E-4 Mafia never forgets.. Mafia Up!
@jerry7.6253 жыл бұрын
Lmao "Emafia never forgives" lmfao
@supernoodles02253 жыл бұрын
English teachers will speculate about the meaning of this wonderous ballad for years to come!
@alexandsimba3 жыл бұрын
I wish every supervisor would treat their employees as good as these do. 🤣
@mikevanroy9356 Жыл бұрын
"What are you doing in my house?" "You don't remember inviting us?"
@TheLionsDenGamingChannel Жыл бұрын
The accuracy of all this is fucking hilarious
@jbsmith9663 жыл бұрын
never cared for "specialist" You're either a Private , Corporal or Sergeant or not.
@erichammer84343 жыл бұрын
Rope kung fu followed by chipmunk laughter....what a great way to start the morning!
@patrickx24203 жыл бұрын
Yes, Specialist.
@toast58023 жыл бұрын
The mafia definitely don't forget this type of shit.