WHEN SPECIALIST GET PROMOTED TO SERGEANT

[@ACombatVeteran]

The speed is intentional folks. and it's fucking hilarious. open your minds pri...

[@mikep5704]

loved it

[@belowaveragearab3212]

Same

[@vongunter9947]

I watched your live video last night........ This video is insane lol

[@MrCoffeeBreak]

There was an editing "issue" wasn't there? It's okay, these things happen. 😎👍

[@GGamerable]

Nah man it's different and therefore I hate it.

[@RockCandy0l]

"No one's going to kill themselves. At least not tonight, its Saturday" The most realist shit I've heard

[@primalj_2a433]

My last unit was so shitty they only killed themselves on Saturday night

[@thorwaldhrodgerson6220]

Well... not intentionally... You've obviously never been in Korea during the 1980s Army.

[@ant-rod2881]

My favorite was the Specialist in this video 🤣🤣 *Gets down to do pushups* "Pushups! There's people dying!" SPC: "Get up, Private. No one's dying." 🤣

[@commodog86usa22]

Promotion to SGT in the same unit you were a SPC has to be the most painful promotion in any branch of the military.

[@MrJHSW]

Taking over my former squad in a garrison is the shittiest leadership role I ever had.

[@vegan-cannibal714]

I don't know mine went good. I had gotten a lateral promotion to cpl about 4 months before I made points, so it was like my section got eased in to me being an NCO. I think I may have had to assert myself twice. Besides that I knew how to motivate each of my guys, because we had worked together at least six month before my promotion.

[@doomermurks6959]

“The E4 Mafia never forgives.” That sent chills down my spine for a second.

[@kandre932]

Lmfao, I felt that one down to my core

[@estevanalameda2799]

Amen

[@BosleyBeats]

LMAO “Parade Rest Much?” omg you’re killing me with these archetypes. So damn true. HOOAH

[@Ripper13F1V]

"The Mafia (E-4) never EVER forgives." hahahaha

[@MarriedGaming2011]

It’s funny because it’s true

[@pfdrtom]

So, you can't get it done through "proper channels"? I know a spec 4 who knows a spec 4 who knows another spec 4 that works in the CGs office... but it'll cost ya a case of beer, sir.

[@Ripper13F1V]

@@pfdrtom Yep, need something done? CW5 or an E4 is the only way. #e4mafia4life

[@scantrontheimmortal]

Unfortunately the Marine Corps does not have an actual E-4 mafia (All we have is Terminal Lances) because it hates it Enlisted that much,but in reality the video in a Marine Corps aspect depicts someone who picked up Corporal but looks down on their former Lance Corporal Colleges.

[@MedvedActual]

@@scantrontheimmortal Agree to an extent. Terminal Lances are pretty much POSs who couldn’t do basic right shyte to make Corporal. As far as E-4s in the MC ‘looking down’ on their LCpl. buddies, while I have definitely seen that happen, it takes a mature person to realize how to learn to balance the new NCO rank and still maintain personal/professional relationships without coming across as a total dick.

[@SGTJackMorgan]

Ahhh yes the truest depiction of evolution in the army. Clueless FNG to member of the E-4 mafia, to the asshole brand new sergeant that hopefully mellows out into the crusty NCO we all aspired to be.

[@Ozark-nq9uu]

I ain't doing no pushups off duty

[@joshuakemp9112]

The Blue Cord ninja shit was so funny

[@Baddawg_313]

Blue Cord Ninjas are real..but you could just join as a ninja(99Zulu) instead.

[@DanielSanchez-kp6bv]

“The Mafia never forgives” best line

[@GeorgePrince]

Right, right you are!

[@golffoxtrotyankee1093]

The Mafia Force is strong in Sp4 Lowdrag.

[@aleksandarmarkovic421]

U know that actually happened to me i was chillin with my sargent smokin some cigs and all of a sudden he flips on me, he made me duck walk damn 100m w/ my rifle above my head... But day after that he came up to me and promoted me to squad leader... Military is just something else man, somethin else...

[@smokeypuppy417]

This was super accurate and super true. To be PFC's with someone, then SPC's with the same person and then they get SGT, and act like a dick.

[@terrydouglas5008]

My first day as a Sgt, I was in Vietnam and worked midnight to noon. I walk to the shop in A1C shirt and when I got to work I changed at midnight. My boss a Msgt said to have someone clean the break room and make coffee. I walk over to a few airmen waiting for a job assignment and said who wants to clean the break room no one said anything. So I said Ann Coleman make coffee and clean the break room. He said, FU. I was thinking what to do and the Msg came around the corner and chewed the man out and threatened him with Courts martial. Then he took me to his office and gave me the worst a$$ chewing of my life?

[@andrewjohnston4127]

Sounded like Alvin and the chipmunks the army years 😂

[@adarshtambi9565]

That is so true

[@ShadowNinjaDestiny]

So many stories. CQ Shift, when 1SG gives task to SGT who gives it to SPC who gives it to PVT, profile pt, search for SGT for pt after hangover. Let's go!!!

[@museme6309]

Lmao

[@BennyLlama39]

Highspeed: "Shots all around!" Me: Shots!? *Rookie numbers!* 😀

[@themightymuffin2517]

“I remember that you gave me the answers to the correspondence courses”. Man I’m dead!! 😂😂

[@Brees1986]

“Here we go” ..... “Get up private.” “No ones dying.” ......

[@brickpowell2771]

"No one's gonna kill themselves, not tonight, its Saturday" Lmao

[@anthonyperry3699]

OK! This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Double timing the voices was hilarious!

[@jmo82592]

"don't undermine me specialist low drag!" wow that made my day. Nice one lol.

[@doomguy8447]

This is so accurate I am actually disgusted.

[@codlogic7060]

The high pitch 2 times speed makes it better

[@apuuc]

Back in the day when a Sp4 promoted to SP5, wholly crap what a freakin train wreck. Sometimes the Mafia had to take action. Great skit loved it.

[@pmac2217]

He said “make sure he does 22. I don’t my friends killing themselves tonight”. LOL

[@MzQTMcHotness]

No one is going to kill themselves tonight. That’s saturday, I’ll brief you on it later.

[@gil10mtn]

Specialist Highspeed with his hands permanently lodged in his pockets! E-4 mafia in full effect.

[@DizzyTV24]

SGT: The fuck are you doing here? SPC: Oh here we go 🤣🤣

[@thatkidbj209]

Bro the “Yes Spc” is killing me everytime

[@tayvonwolfe2499]

Everyone comes from AIT so scared, regular army is pretty chill and it’s funny how weird the transition is

[@hy6gfrhhye45yy2]

Regular n osut, same thing

[@dakoderii4221]

I had an asshole E6 that "readied" us for combat by constant smoke sessions. He even tried to pull that shit when we got back from a 17 month deployment, even smoking multi deployment E5's just for kicks. He wondered why the other E6's had better teams(we were FO's). The other E6's did this thing called training and actually taught things to their soldiers. Some people think if they make everyone miserable and never teach a damn thing is how you teach. I was transferred teams and this jackass tried to make me push and my E6 told him to f*ck off in front of the platoon sergeant. 🤣

[@jakethefox9439]

Alternative title: High Pitched Uncomfortable Private

[@spacechimp3199]

The audio pisses me off too much

RIGHT LMAO

[@reynaoliver4529]

"So many people undeemind me, im a SGT! I'M A SGT!" 💀💀💀💀

[@Colonel_Klink]

This is so much better when playing at different speeds. Especially at .25 speed, sounds like stoned, drunk kids

[@AztekWarrior27]

No joke. That shit is so much funnier

[@JamesRolin]

Holy shit... you’re not wrong

[@paleamigo8575]

"The Mafia never ever forgives"🤣🤣🤣👍 The specialists' demeanor throughout is hilarious!🤣😎

[@scottkidd6662]

I've been following A Combat Veteran for years and these guys nail it every time!

[@richardmartinez9876]

Watching you guys make it even more fun being in the military PLEASE keep it up. I just got picked up for E5 11/1/2020.

[@tabbydarling7740]

Cant get over how accurate this is tho 😂😂😂 every person back on Bragg lmao

[@parawill7074]

💯

[@severknight1143]

Guess where I'm watching this from

[@tabbydarling7740]

@@severknight1143 good ole Fort Bragg haha

[@severknight1143]

@@tabbydarling7740 airrrrrrrr-borne.

[@101100111]

Airfuckingborne

[@BassAckwards68]

Dude the bloopers are killing me. "Get your finger out of your fucking nose", everyone starts dying

[@SlowSpawn]

E4 Chipmunk is probably the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@theegress3131]

“No ones gonna kill themselves, tonight’s Saturday. I’ll brief you on that later.” 😂 💀

[@johnnyparks3449]

This was the Funniest of all! New NCO's going Spastic AF. I had a Corporal lock me heels, ask me a Stupid ??? And yell, "Don't Speak when I ask you a Question!" The E-4 Mafia truly bleeds into the Jr NCO Ranks!!!!

[@carlhicksjr8401]

You know, it used to be back in the old Army that when a Corporal made Sergeant, they'd transfer them to another company in the battalion. It saved all the 'but I thought we wuz friends' bullshit. That may not be an altogether bad idea to bring back.

[@tylerkeen7680]

Laughing my ass off drew. Gotta buy a stupid t shirt now lol. U guys helped me alot over the years plz dobt ever stop making videos

[@bcool4068]

You need to add the Sgt's wife in and have him get jealous and beat the Joe up for looking at her.

[@silentfourever]

ItS sPeCiAlIsT pRoMoTaBlE tO YoU

[@johnaustin2276]

Fricken hilarious, that's how my dumb ass got to E5 is by maxing out on correspondence courses somehow the answers dropped out of the sky.

[@stephenjohnston9289]

Made a career of the Air Force. We used to say Cooperate and Graduate. Couldn’t be stupid and careless about it. I never thought Book Smart equaled Leadership ability in most cases.

[@komea12]

@CodingCrusader1095 I didnt understand a thing you said.

[@komea12]

@Logan Titus yes and i dont know all they vocab yet :/.

[@chadtearne7363]

This one was so hilarious!!!! Spot on!!!

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Right?!

[@zacharylewis417]

After promotion is over NCO: So how does it feel? Me: Like I still fucking hate the Army..

[@cradleboyWISH]

Pefect PFC impressions we all been there 😂

[@jonathancrippen1615]

Pvt are you crazy!!!!! Don't you ever touch me !!!!!! Ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the memories!

[@mr-vet]

When I made the points for promotion to SGT, I was in the 82nd ABN…I had fewer than 6 months before PCSing to Panama (my unit was pissed that I didn’t re-up to PCS and not stay). My unit didn’t want to “waste” the PLDC slot on someone who was departing, so I had to wait until after my 25 days of PCS leave, a week at the Replacement Detachment in Panama, get to my unit, get inprocessed, and then finally be added to list for a PLDC slot. It wasn’t until I was in country for 3 months before I went to PLDC…then after PLDC, had to wait for the 1 day of the month after completing school…it was April Fool’s Day 1993. That really effed me over, as everyone else I knew in my MOS, we’re promoted right at or month after their 3 year mark in the Army. For me it was over 4 years. Similar issue happened for promotion to SSG…was attending a 10-month school in DC, made the points for promotion (1 Oct 1995); then got conflicting orders…BNCOC at Ft Huachuca and PCS orders to Okinawa. Called Branch, they said the PCS orders took precedent. Again, had to wait to pin on until after BNCOC…wouldn’t give a waiver promote before school as “I was scheduled for a school slot”. The school is 2 and a half months long…..again nearly a year after making the points I was promoted (1 Sep 96). My promotion to SFC went relatively without incident…was in another school, I pinned on on my Promotion date (1 May 2001) before attending ANCOC.

[@joeyakathug5215]

Korean here. Didn't went to mandatory military service YET, but have some friends who went there. Almost exactly the same. When someone becomes a Sergeant or even Corporal/Specialist (They aren't NCOs but can hold NCO positions such as Squad Leader/Assistant SL) they do to new privates quite often. But most do when they just got promoted. After a few weeks, they stop it.

[@user-hv2xl4rm1y]

Right ... been there

[@Stinger522]

I hope the ROK Army isn't as crazy as the U.S. Army.

[@JackRockBLC]

Yup. I was U.S. Army, but I worked literally side-by-side with many ROK Army soldiers. Some of them were great friends of mine for the time. But yes...just as accurate for the Korean Army as it is the American Army.

[@Anomaly-uz9pr]

Oh yeah it happens in the us army too lmao im currently stationed at camp carroll near Waegwan i work with korean soldiers alot some cool people

[@Panthagone]

I'm currently serving in Korea right now. You could always become a KATUSA. The two that work with us here in the army, say that it's easier, and pays better then the regular Korean army.

[@MrRacecardude]

Jesus christ how is this so accurate???

[@stevenrausch3085]

Alvin, Theodore, and Simon enlist......🤣🤣🤣

[@donaldmikulec4332]

"Can you forgive me?" "No, I can't." LOL!!!

[@zelified4life]

Shots of white claw got me dying 😂 .

[@nattyd50]

This is the funniest one I’ve seen to date! Great job!

[@tonyguirguis167]

This is my favorite one out of all of them!!!

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Aw! Thank you!!! We really enjoyed working in this video!!!

[@doylebrockman8225]

Successfully fulfilled my commitment to the Army and myself. Everyone should be trained, not coddled.

[@TKDCrazedd]

Guys this stuff is gold!!! From beginning to end! Super relatable. I wish it was longer!

[@FurryFinance]

Holy shit I am now realizing like half my NCOs were SGT Heispeed. MP Corps is full of fuckin' two-faced NCOs I swear

[@williamhnatko1958]

The upside down PFC rank colored in for the SPC rank gets me every time. love it.

[@C-Infidel-Archer-78]

This one was fucking AMAZING! The Mafia never forgets lmao lost it dead

[@hh0520]

THAT LAUGH (5:11) 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@jgonell]

Mafia never forgets. Had me rolling.. That's right E-4 Mafia never forgets.. Mafia Up!

[@jerry7.625]

Lmao "Emafia never forgives" lmfao

[@supernoodles0225]

English teachers will speculate about the meaning of this wonderous ballad for years to come!

[@alexandsimba]

I wish every supervisor would treat their employees as good as these do. 🤣

[@mikevanroy9356]

"What are you doing in my house?" "You don't remember inviting us?"

[@TheLionsDenGamingChannel]

The accuracy of all this is fucking hilarious

[@jbsmith966]

never cared for "specialist" You're either a Private , Corporal or Sergeant or not.

[@erichammer8434]

Rope kung fu followed by chipmunk laughter....what a great way to start the morning!

[@patrickx2420]

Yes, Specialist.

[@toast5802]

The mafia definitely don't forget this type of shit.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Ever.

[@Unit1377]

this is literally fort Campbell uncensored

[@justonrg]

RAKKASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!

[@GG-si5dn]

Air assault

[@tadcobert1307]

The E-4 Mafia think they are badass until they piss off an un-promotable member of the E-8 Syndicate

[@leonelcadet3833]

Bro this made my day. I am Harry, he's Larry. Lmao. The mafia quote is so true.

[@jguerr562]

"I got BAH" LOL

[@troyskeete8372]

This has gotta be one of my favorite skits from you guys 🤣

[@flatbat13]

This is a great format for your videos, please do more of these long sped up one's

[@ACombatVeteran]

I know right? we were dying laughing watching this sped up

[@MonaeFindley]

Haha as I get ready for my promotion 😂

[@jclohio3333]

Thanks for this and the outtakes too👍

[@TheGreatMerman]

"There are no cool Joes" - you guys are awesome.

[@schmole]

5:27 that half left got me.. Haha!

[@danielpercent5434]

God I love this humor 🤣 I want to say that I enjoy the bloopers a little bit more then the actual videos! So much HUMOR!!

[@pewstickarsenal4624]

EvErY FuCkiNg TiMe!!!! Loved it!

[@quirley1]

Made the mistake of watching this after smoking a j......o I almost cried

[@deshrek9376]

This is one of your best ones guys. The voices and speed are fricken hilarious! Especially the outtakes!

[@angeltaker2746]

Oh my god I laughed harder with this then most of your other videos and I love it.

[@philipevazquez9675]

Shit in chipmunk mode is fucking hilarious. This reminds me of when I brought my PLs to my house for a BBQ. Do more officer versions lol.

[@CFF1987]

Dude......it's scary how fucking accurate this is

[@enriqueguerraiii5359]

I I fuuucking looove this hahaha...great shit guys

[@joshsimpson8143]

New sergeants are the worst say goodbye to your pal when he gets rank before you haha

[@zachcd390119]

Ah, Big Wave. A man of taste, I see.

[@whitewolf8644]

The giggles are the best!

[@15six24]

This might be the funniest video yet.

[@ThePursuitofHappiness1988]

Fuckin love the high speed voices.

[@damianmlamb]

The achohol morph 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marksmusicplace3627]

I like how he is whipping that infantry cord around as if its a pair of nunchucks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@averagemobileplayergfs7383]

“THE DOOR THAT WAY” 😂

[@marianpizeno8511]

Omg. I about pissed myself laughing at this shit. 😂😂😂

[@gruntsrus9444]

Thanks dude. Worth it.

[@timocivolavola4893]

Lol. One of the funniest video by far from y'all, couldn't stop cracking up. Thanks for the laugh.