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@killmonger_5oh3 жыл бұрын
"The Army doesn't make mistakes" 😂
@jonathanlopez6453 жыл бұрын
Bullshit lmao
@toxictricity27423 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my sandwich seeing this comment xD
@thatzebranigga983 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Vanessa Guillen
@adrianisinlove3 жыл бұрын
@@thatzebranigga98 ..thats so dark only 11b can lol at that
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
Army never makes mistakes
@schmittywhamjenson3 жыл бұрын
“It makes me look like a ranger” 😂😂😂😂😂
@psychopompous32073 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love that Loedragg is in full agreement with Heispeeds assessments.
@motortmaintenance42513 жыл бұрын
The sad part is shit like this really happens - in all branches. Saw good Marines passed twice while shit bags move up. Demoralizing, it’s all about the points baby until you get to the promotion boards. Then a whole new type of sorcery bullshit takes place.
@EddieLeal3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@felixa.aliceamartinez78903 жыл бұрын
Yes! Is unavailable, but happens
@alexmendivil49963 жыл бұрын
This is true
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
I literally played myself in this sketch.
@thotarojoestar30453 жыл бұрын
@@ACombatVeteran is that drew replying?
@shoezomaku3 жыл бұрын
The hardest thing to believe is that she just said the Army doesn't make mistakes with a straight face.
@redjack72963 жыл бұрын
Yeah they can't say that now especially after removing the shark attack
@Yn0t_ufo3 жыл бұрын
@@redjack7296 and removed the acft
@pmf29943 жыл бұрын
The Army doesn’t make mistakes!
@shoezomaku3 жыл бұрын
@@Yn0t_ufo I forgot about that, so stupid.
@shoezomaku3 жыл бұрын
@@redjack7296 That was (looking back) the second best part of basic; right next to the gas chamber. GAS GAS GAS! I remember it was like a movie. It started to rain right when we went from reception to our actual company so by the time we got there, it was pouring. Seeing everyone running in front of me getting picked off by random drill sergeants, then seeing one of them get in my way so that he would have to shoulder check me. Everything about it was so intense and really set the mood for the first week or two. Man those were good times.
@lordneilyt89763 жыл бұрын
“You’re not authorized to use the printer” 🤣😂🤣
@nicolasparra80003 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't work anyway lol
@TyPretty942 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo as a member of the 92Y club, that line had me crying
@jmflip73 жыл бұрын
PSG: "... However, he did score 300 on his APFT" 1SG: "He scored 300 on the APFT?!" PSG: "Correct, Top" 1SG: "Promote ahead of peers!"
@shamshieldactual48883 жыл бұрын
Fax
@johnny-brings-a-good-point3 жыл бұрын
That sounds about right. lol
@kayclark54753 жыл бұрын
Please.... stop.... this hits too close to home.... what in the actual..... 798 points. Lol totally my MOS!
@OhNo4Sho3 жыл бұрын
Bet you don’t have a CIB. Also. Enjoy being a POG. 😘
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
Thats a lot of peoples mos 🤣🤣
@kayclark54753 жыл бұрын
@@OhNo4Sho oh I love it, so much time to knock out college.
@cameronprice9313 жыл бұрын
@@kayclark5475 91 series huh ? Lol
@kayclark54753 жыл бұрын
@@cameronprice931 68E
@ExternalAffairsHoustonTxRegion3 жыл бұрын
The dude said "Dominion Points. I've heard of those." Had me dying!
@AmorFatiMementoMori3 жыл бұрын
“He he he he dropped his gun, it hit the bump stock on the ground, some how fired the weapon, the bullet ricocheted hitting a wall, bounced off a car, hit a beam, bounced all over the world, hit the sun’s core, landed in heaven, hit Gods chest bounced off, went down to Georgia and met the devil, and some how hit the enemy in the face, which killed a suicide bomber, which saved an entire company, it was all luck, it was all luck!” “Seems realistic” “And that’s why we’re putting him in for the “Medal of Honor”
@RuralTowner3 жыл бұрын
Above & beyond...all that goodness...
@marlboroman718183 жыл бұрын
m4's do not fire from a butt stock strike
@jordanmendoza8123 жыл бұрын
@@marlboroman71818 it's a meme
@marlboroman718183 жыл бұрын
@@jordanmendoza812 I'm aware
@jordanmendoza8123 жыл бұрын
@@marlboroman71818 you clearly didnt
@je4253 жыл бұрын
Dude this is holy fck accurate. A guy who went to the board with me, failed 4 times straight. I got first time go, BLC complete before the fkhead Even got P status, then 5 months later he gets it because of a special "covid" board, which meant. Boom promotable. Then his points dropped to 150 next month and he promoted... The guy still doesn't fucking shower or even cut his fingernails. Classic Army "it is what it is" bullsh.
@godj163 жыл бұрын
Her collar is killing me. SOMEONE FIX IT
@vj187dafl3 жыл бұрын
Touch her and get sharp buddy.
@stevenbean97063 жыл бұрын
Shes unset as it gets time to recycle her back to day 1
@bryansaltsman69473 жыл бұрын
Unprofessional but she is kinda hot
@armytruth68603 жыл бұрын
Police up your battle buddy then
@distinguishedallureproduct8793 жыл бұрын
Perfect for a SSG
@johnnyscotty83763 жыл бұрын
“The Army doesn’t make mistakes” THEN EXPLAIN MY LES🤣🤣
@almohvn33 Жыл бұрын
Explain I had to fight as reservist, to get my years straighten out.. Went through hell! Thank God a COL had my back@! And really helped me...
@gbb82 Жыл бұрын
Explain my E-8 packet being dropped by the board because my unit reported that I was in excess weight which was not correct…..They ended up having to type a memo signed by the brigade commander which I sent to the board….A STAB board was convened, and I was promoted to E-8. Worst experience ever.
@nathangallegos9304 Жыл бұрын
Explain to me while I was ets getting out and you still wanted me to do pt and work while I had both my capstones finished cif done and was done with medical I almost put hands on my 1st SGT for being an idiot
@XanderKuroАй бұрын
Easy, the Army doesn't make mistakes, reality does. 😁
@delmar21693 жыл бұрын
Some lazy E5 in my unit got a Silver star for guarding local nationals in the ICU. True story.
@CM-oy2kd3 жыл бұрын
Sounds bout white
@brandan77613 жыл бұрын
That actually sounds like it could easily make a good award description.
@carystandridge87003 жыл бұрын
@@CM-oy2kd this ain't about race-
@Iraqvet3 жыл бұрын
Seen all kind of fuckery in country ,field promotions and boards get asked to recite the no creed boom E-6
@farmerpewpew3 жыл бұрын
I love the nod to 11,780 "points"
@CM_Stylez3 жыл бұрын
i see what they did there lmao
@timothy21teague3 жыл бұрын
Lol right!!!!
@bobking63483 жыл бұрын
😆
@shadowchaos19913 жыл бұрын
The buttstock hitting the ground and the weapon firing on its own killed me! Pure gold!
@Adventuregirl963 жыл бұрын
That is the part that made me laugh so loud my fiancé had to see what was going on.
@shadowchaos19913 жыл бұрын
@@Adventuregirl96 And people actually believe its possible which made me that much happier to see it in the video!
@BaxxyNut3 жыл бұрын
Drew is so good at playing the dumb guy lmao, i love it.
@RuralTowner3 жыл бұрын
"Get some real soldiers up under me." 0_o
@TheGamersfolly2 жыл бұрын
How she got her rocker right there.
@Salamandeer3 жыл бұрын
"Get some real soldiers up under me" -.........damn
@Clovisphoto3 жыл бұрын
Oh so Beautiful.
@etorres4u3 жыл бұрын
“Get some real soldiers up and under me”.... she won 2021 with that comment
@Moheezy3 жыл бұрын
The creed of the non commissioned officer “I am an American Soldier” Headass boy welcome to the BACKBONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ernestpaul24843 жыл бұрын
"It makes me look like a Ranger". That caused a smile and a slight grimace simultaneously to this old Ranger's heart. You guys are great. BTW, still waiting on a reply to an email I sent a couple of years ago to A Combat Veteran about purchasing a DILLIGAF t-shirt. Keep you head on a swivel and move out.
@SAR-MH532 жыл бұрын
This channel makes me laugh harder than anything else I watch. NO question. 🤣.
@blcarcher69643 жыл бұрын
YES THE ARMY NEVER MAKE Mistakes,Love You Guys 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@michaelfrench33963 жыл бұрын
"He didn't even have to fire his f****** weapon!!" "That's the point. And that's why he's being put in for the medal of Honor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was worth needing to change shorts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xpatches133 жыл бұрын
"Get some real soldiers up and under me"....greatest statement of 2021! =D
@Existntlangst3 жыл бұрын
SSG Atenza is my favorite. "Nice story"
@SpaceDebris153 жыл бұрын
"Can't wait to get into a Ranger regiment, lead those guys into combat.... get real soldiers up under me" i heard that and i laughed so hard coffee came out my nose 🤣
@jacegallagher85893 жыл бұрын
LMAO this is probably your best video yet!
@golffoxtrotyankee10933 жыл бұрын
“Dominion Points.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Mr.Untouchable_3 жыл бұрын
"The army doesn't make mistakes" Great faith, bad judgement.
@joeymaterese80953 жыл бұрын
pure genius all the way around
@Sterlo1393 жыл бұрын
“He has really good financial” 😭😭🤣😂
@lees41383 жыл бұрын
Ok but when has 11B points been anywhere over 40 points?
@1stormseekr3363 жыл бұрын
lol, so true. I could tell you stories from Arkansas National Guard from the late 80's and early 90's. Short version is somehow all my records was getting swapped with people with bad scores/records..then deleted..then i would need to retake everything. I was on the shooting team...but somehow my first two times to the line on every qualification was a fail...but my 3rd time was perfect/expert. Just like to point out that several of those people had some really good conections with the governor at the time...who went on to become President Clinton.
@carystandridge87003 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a movie I wouldn't mind watching 😂
@neon05013 жыл бұрын
I was never in the army but I worked for them for a long time and made a lot of great friends wile there. I remember them telling stories like this all the time. I love the part about how only Sargents can use the printer. Great job guys.
@louiewatson93892 жыл бұрын
The army doesn't make mistakes.... Unless it's my constant pay issues. Owe me 2 years of back pay and still paying me the wrong pay grade with promotion orders in hand. 🤦🏻♂️
@jrsimeon02 Жыл бұрын
"That's not how it works" LOL
@SteveL113 жыл бұрын
I straight up denied my promotion during my last year... trying to get me to sign up for another 2 years... hell nawh. Honestly, just went to all the schools because I needed the extra money LOL.
@dannygonzales25283 жыл бұрын
Blue falcon....High Speed .....if I’m going down I’m taking everyone with me
@BloodCrow16983 жыл бұрын
Once again, excellent skit
@Ocker33 жыл бұрын
She's still breaking less times than the 'Professionals' :D And I loved the 11,000 pts reference ;)
@PaulJohnson-ow1mq Жыл бұрын
Wait, what? What Specialist WANTS to make points? The art is always being just below points so you don't have to give up the sham shield!!
@Weaponized_Poutine Жыл бұрын
a traitor to the mafia, that's who
@ryaneast70193 жыл бұрын
This is soooooo true!!!
@want2boutdoors2743 жыл бұрын
Redhead NCOs 😳😍😍😍. Yum
@Thatbasedcat2 жыл бұрын
“What’s going on with your t-shirt” What’s going on with your collar? 😂
@campflyingdragon76283 жыл бұрын
"Dominion points" lol
@amberwarrick5803 жыл бұрын
Her collar is about to drive me nuts ! lol!
@jimwagner62603 жыл бұрын
Good work. Love this stuff
@Scrapy-ih7ob Жыл бұрын
Swear this so accurate in any service. so funny...
@luvashbash3 жыл бұрын
That’s real feelings right there.
@garygendreau42823 жыл бұрын
"is there some dominion points?" lmao
@SJ-gd6bo3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like points for me before I ETS'd in 11 as a scout. They were like you want Corporal, I was like umm, no thanks, im out.
@kevinfreeman30983 жыл бұрын
They really like to throw that corp around at Scouts don't they... Tried with me n I was like fuck off, both you and I know I ain't gonna stay out of trouble long enough.
@OhNo4Sho3 жыл бұрын
Wah, I ETS’d and now I regret it because I’m nobody. Waaaaaah. Couldn’t promote so I got angry and blamed the Army. Waaaaaaah. 😂😂😂
@SJ-gd6bo3 жыл бұрын
@@OhNo4Sho Not sure who you are crying for, certainly not me. I wasn't mad at the Army for not getting points, I sure as hell didnt want promoted and I am glad to have gotten out.
@samstringer35493 жыл бұрын
This hits home
@Adventuregirl963 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so loud my fiancé came to see what was going on. Had to replay it just so he could laugh too.
@alphadgbehnyan3113 жыл бұрын
"this is mine"😂
@b_barber_3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU.YOU ARE AMAZING
@alananjola4493 жыл бұрын
can't wait for the difference between cpl and sp4
@luigi20183 жыл бұрын
“It makes me feel like a ranger”
@Awzn1233 жыл бұрын
Goddamned as I’m watching this y’all about to spoil cobra Kai that I started watching today 🤣
@Mike-lh4wn2 жыл бұрын
I did correspondence courses, won soldier of the month boards, got several commendations and medals, was an ace in my MOS, but wasn't even approached for E5 while my friends moved forward.
@robotcretor13579 Жыл бұрын
#College lol
@My_Jesus_Saves Жыл бұрын
I was high speed soldier, went to sfas, air assault, made points, 300 pt score. Never got approach for 5, even with 10x the points required. Good soldiers get out while the shitbags stay in. Hence why a mop head has a stronger mental than most soldiers in.
@DinoNucci3 жыл бұрын
Pssst, Atienza, let's get lunch? Don't worry I'm handsome.
@txvetdan17003 жыл бұрын
This is so true!!!!!!
@mattnsac2 жыл бұрын
Correspondence course killed me
@user-sn3ek4vj2j3 жыл бұрын
I love these guys! 🤣🤣 always funny as fuck 💯🤣
@pokegeek983 жыл бұрын
Two weeks before I hit my secondary zone this comes out. Must be a bad omen..
@OhNo4Sho3 жыл бұрын
Sure hope so. Doubt you deserve it.
@ethanjones15213 жыл бұрын
I've noticed promotion in the military is like feeding the seagulls. You might get lucky, but most of the time you get s**t on or attacked.🤣
@Intuisean3 жыл бұрын
I saw you calling out the president 😂😂😂. 11,779 more points lol
@curtisgriffith28613 жыл бұрын
Lol he was calling out the president elect
@JDogth3Wise3 жыл бұрын
@@curtisgriffith2861 you're delusional if you don't think that was a jab at trump
@thundereagle973 жыл бұрын
@@JDogth3Wise yea the idiot winning, and the deserving person needing 11,000 more points was definitely a jab at Trump
@djbane473 жыл бұрын
Damn... I felt this
@seenileasylum92063 жыл бұрын
you guys kill me hahahaha
@PrinceAnt7223 жыл бұрын
This is the type of bullshit that happens a lot in the military. So fucking accurate.
@NoPrepFans3 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@jasonbradshaw94833 жыл бұрын
So freaking true...
@SuperSmokyV23 жыл бұрын
That little dig at trump was hilarious
@charlesfollette969211 ай бұрын
This would drive even the most sane of soldiers to this exact reaction.
@001jacksun653 жыл бұрын
Loedragg thinks he is in the Navy with the white shirt LOL
@ninjankidmaryjane19103 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEMORIES
@DravenReactions3 жыл бұрын
@6:45... yeah that's a sharp complaint! "Real soldiers up under me"
@purpviper3 жыл бұрын
She is so pretty wth
@Jack-Surreal_Panes3 жыл бұрын
LMAO! ...and that is why we are putting him in for the medal of honor
@donmckeoun79903 жыл бұрын
Oh man do I know about this. I have seen guys get promoted and they couldn't lead a thirsty squad to a keg of beer
@Jim57453 жыл бұрын
LOL. Unfortunately this is true in most cases. had to rebuild my promotion packet several time on active and reserves. also was passed over several times for recommendation because I was the "new guy" in the unit.
@CoDLover3523 жыл бұрын
This hurt😂 one of the other corpsman I work with who has picked his nose behind his patients back with the gloves he intends to use on them. He hasn’t washed his uniform in the 2 and a half years at the command, and gets counciling chits weekly picked up before anyone else.
@fragout95753 жыл бұрын
Been there!!! All those "Ate up like Soup Sandwiches" getting points....Bruh!!! E4 Mafia roll deep!!!
@jirikrajak3 жыл бұрын
"Army don't make mistakes" *Best joke ever* Another one please...
@michaelfrench33963 жыл бұрын
Wait, I thought heispeed had long hair and loedragg was clean shaven??? I love this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mary78573 жыл бұрын
LOL somehow I believe that really happens and that's sad
@lilbuddylee1313 жыл бұрын
Never seen someone so ready to be a sergeant.
@lonely_ghost98573 жыл бұрын
6:15 ...s sarge that was assault.. H he just assaulted me ..hes very angry hes..[inaudible]
@bik3r2303 жыл бұрын
I think he said " das alotta money"
@Jmack78613 жыл бұрын
Very accurate, I’ve been promotable for 3 years. Gotta wait for points to drop back down to 65 again like the month before I got my p status lmao
@joeybasenberg46653 жыл бұрын
The points don't work that way. Of they need people to promote, then they do and the last person they promote is the cut off score
@Jmack78613 жыл бұрын
@@joeybasenberg4665 I know...
@Loneranger-xw8jb3 жыл бұрын
65?! I have 497, how do you only have 65?
@Jmack78613 жыл бұрын
@@Loneranger-xw8jb I have 300 something but my MOS tends to either be super low or maxed out
@BaxxyNut3 жыл бұрын
6:10 he is breaking lmao
@souljahboy80922 жыл бұрын
The meltdown of a square away soldier when he sees that dirt bag soldier get promoted...🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@drewk75573 жыл бұрын
Thought for sure there would be a comment on Loedraggs hair.
@igotthatgoinforme91823 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have the points but during a training exercise where your company commander wants to be "just one of the guards" during a sally port entry and you as the E-4 being the only one in the unit who has deployed and worked a sally port so you get put in charge. You then as the E-4 have to correct your "guard" because they kept putting their knees on the ground instead of squatting over the detainee, put their knee in the back of the detainee, or tried a chock hold on a detainee that was compliant. After the exercise you are told for the next 30 minutes how you should not correct the commander then for the next 50 mins sit in the smoking pit while every NCO comes over to tell you how good you did and how funny it was that the commander looked like a fuzzy chest knowing nothing. Then weirdly the next month the guy who did not know we were waking up at 0330 for that training gets a 5.
@Supervillain7253 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught the t-shirt thing.
@philipphuong52453 жыл бұрын
"not authorized to use the printer* dead
@wcherron3 жыл бұрын
She is HOOOOT, gotta love redheads lol.
@joeystanley68393 жыл бұрын
I Kept forgetting the GOTDAMN T on the forhead.
@adrianisinlove3 жыл бұрын
it makes me look like a ranger ... as a 11b that got me lmaoo