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@kenpachizad764 Жыл бұрын
“I’m at the bottom of the totem pole, I have no power, I just have power over you” basically sums up most NCOs under E-6 😂😂
@josephthecreator2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I miss the military, I come HERE to remind myself why I got out 😅
@drossgamessports94802 жыл бұрын
Cry
@darkapothecary41162 жыл бұрын
Finally got my gotti to grow out
@Awkward_Runner Жыл бұрын
Lmao sameee
@Austin-11b Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Bro i feel that shit!!!
@kilroyfrills30842 жыл бұрын
This is so relatable it gave me anxiety from seeing too many “leaders” like them
@punchymuffin64022 жыл бұрын
All that crap for something that is your own choice in the civilian world! If I could go back in time, I do not think I would have signed the dotted line.
@mcflurrybutts49272 жыл бұрын
This basically the standard in the Navy, after while you get desensitized to it and start trolling them.
@gangstacitymafia32 жыл бұрын
the "why is your avatar black? Is that how you got the fucking shaving profile, to begin with?" took me out tears, and stomach cramps type of took me out! I love it!!!!!
@xymos78072 жыл бұрын
The worst part about being an NCO is being told you have power and at the same time being told you can't do shit to help nor "correct" your Soldiers. Basically a glorified specialist who gets blamed for everything.
@ufarkingicehole2 жыл бұрын
You do have power if your leadership is worth a crap. I've demoted a good many due to the counselings my NCOs have provided me.
@lelandgaunt99852 жыл бұрын
62nd engr bn 2006 to 2009 in a nutshell!
@Whatisvr2 жыл бұрын
its not power its authority
@ufarkingicehole2 жыл бұрын
@@Whatisvr very true
@jonroberts65182 жыл бұрын
That corporal , was in a unit where our section Sergeant was a E-5 and our 2 team leaders were E-4 corporals.
@valladaresRey2 жыл бұрын
That blue Falcon patch is epic 🤣
@gergsetse2 жыл бұрын
I want one so bad lol
@Feokian2 жыл бұрын
I died at "I'm in your multiverse room right now! Do you see that? Is that dirt?"
@romeomk5102 жыл бұрын
Tell me why I died when this man said, "Say 'hooah' back!" 🤣
@k21schmi2 жыл бұрын
It's the your white you can't have a shaving profile for me. Had my female platoon leader tell me this once and I just replied with "Don't make me file an EO complaint" shut her down with the quickness
@baddog93202 жыл бұрын
Now I know you are full of it. White males can't file EO complaints and everyone knows it. Include your plt sgt.
@ihslaxer2 жыл бұрын
@@baddog9320 hahaha
@k21schmi2 жыл бұрын
@@baddog9320 I don't know man shut her up pretty quickly. The actual wording I used was, "sounds like an EO complaint Staff Sargent" stood there at parade rest then she told me "move on soldier".
@OldManAzeban2 жыл бұрын
That Blue Falcon patch! 🤣🤣🤣
@lelandgaunt99852 жыл бұрын
The motor pool is also bad for giving the run around. What I mean is Most army units require that all vehicles get dispatched on Monday, but the motor pool only has one or two dedicated people to dispatch and they are always gone.
@vitalyhil2 жыл бұрын
Or having to dispatch on Monday but all the clerks are doing “maintenance” all day. Like whut?
@macdelttorres33662 жыл бұрын
As a clerk I stayed in my office every Monday, but I was an A-hole sending people back if there was anything wrong
@darkapothecary41162 жыл бұрын
Road March trip are a good hiding spot
@keithdudley91992 жыл бұрын
My in law she was 19 G or something but she said they always sent her to Motor pool. She said this ain't my job .she said they told her the manual is on the table 😭🍺💙
@darkapothecary41162 жыл бұрын
@@keithdudley9199 best time of your life is in the motor pool. Don't forget the blinker fued
@gradyhilburn26122 жыл бұрын
I love that the goddamn tape for U.S army just says The ARMY
@성이름-p9t6t Жыл бұрын
They used to say US army but US army didn't want that, so they changed them to the army lol
@Mandalor_the_Lonely2 жыл бұрын
18 years out and this STILL hurts
@marquisd.33072 жыл бұрын
It’s funny cuz once you get the shaving profile people gone ask if you have one and not even look at it 😂😂. Like don’t get salty I get to prove you wrong Sir or Ma’am whatever you prefer lol
@xymos78072 жыл бұрын
I'll ask, but not make a "huge" deal out of it. I just want to make sure the guy who outranks me doesn't drill their ass raw.
@pillscottvt66282 жыл бұрын
I had a super trooper with a long term shaving profile, he wanted to walk/work the tomb the unknown, item #3 disqualified for shaving profile. The TUrd filed a EO complaint on me.
@danielboudreaux852 жыл бұрын
I'm going to take a guess and say the long term shaving profile was given to them because of either religion (Jewish or Nordic) and they wanted to claim you were discriminating against their religion or he was given a shaving profile for medical reasons, he also happened to be black, and when he got denied he decided that it was because of his race somehow.
@ex0z5432 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the multiverse SHARP complaints.
@lonely_ghost98572 жыл бұрын
9:50 "1st sarge u don't wanna see it" "Take it off!" "...what the *F U C K* Is that on ur head??!"😂😂😂
@OCHOCINCO982 жыл бұрын
“1st Sarge I get bumps…” “Your bouta get another fucking bump!” 😂😂😂
@ryananderson41942 жыл бұрын
That "oh I forgot" was the best E-5 impression I ever seen
@kevinlong-dv7rv2 жыл бұрын
“Okay go see 1st Sgt”😂😂
@meganlovesdogs2 жыл бұрын
I love these skits! I also get a kick at the comments from others in the military. Thanks for the smile and thanks for your service ✊🏼
@johnmorales62812 жыл бұрын
Army Issued Multiverse Room? Interesting
@theww2girl1412 жыл бұрын
I'm not in the Military but damn, I went through this a few months ago. I had two bad EMS calls in a row and my FD put me on leave and I had some upcoming training to do so I asked the training officer (rank of captain) what I should do about the upcoming training and that captain said she was going to ask the deputy chief, and I heard nothing back for a few days, so I asked the deputy chief and he told me to ask the captain. I asked the captain and never heard anything. The day came to sign up for the training so I asked the captain the day I got the email to sign up for the training and didn't hear anything back so I told the deputy chief "chief, I got the email to sign up for training, I already asked the captain and didn't hear anything back, what do you want me to do chief?" He said "don't worry about training this month." So it's like, now he tells me after all that runaround.
@meganlovesdogs2 жыл бұрын
2 bad as in emotional bad? I have a lot of family in the fire service. Thank you for helping people ♥️
@theww2girl1412 жыл бұрын
@@meganlovesdogs Not only emotionally bad but its mentally effing with me. I had the first one on the first week of November then just about two weeks later, I had my second bad call. I'm just out of high school and I'm the first generation in my family for the fire service but not the first, first responder, I had one police officer as well as a lot of Military. Thank you for your family's service. Thank you for your support.
@danielboudreaux852 жыл бұрын
That is exactly how it is in the Army, it gets really toxic and ends up increasing risk of PTSD because it kills trust and communication so much to the point that you can't even trust your own unit when you're deployed
@theww2girl1412 жыл бұрын
@@danielboudreaux85 I was recently diagnosed with PTSD because of the bad calls. But that FD I was at had such bad leadership, and that's the only good thing about being relieved of duty recently, is getting away from that bad leadership but other then that, I'm having a beyond difficult time with that because I wanted to come back and continue to do what I was training to do and serve my community and also those guys are like brothers to me. Before I was relieved of duty, it was 3 months of isolation and being made to feel like I'm dangerous. I was (and still am) having flashbacks after those two bad calls and she told me "you're a risk to yourself, your partners and you patient." She didn't even let me go to the firehouse to talk to my guys or even go to a Christmas party. She told me "we can't have you at the firehouse because we don't want the other firefighters knowing about the flashbacks, we're trying to keep that quite." I couldn't trust that leadership. That captain made me feel like I shouldn't have reached out for help or let those two bad calls get to me. I had to go to the firehouse to pick up my gear to bring it home and I ran into one of my partners and he told me "all we know is that you're on administrative leave and we don't know why." She didn't have to go into detail but why couldn't she just say that I had two bad calls in a row and was taking time off to recover? That whole situation I went through with that captain was just one clusterf*ck and another.
@arkcantoscreampsnpc72742 жыл бұрын
I had my platoon sgt (a staff sgt due to no free e-7 left in the unit) who had been in for 12 years tell me when I was a Pfc “you guys won’t need your dogtags for this formation leave them here so I can make sure your info is all good” - needless to say….. we all needed our dogtags, and got smoked by the first sgt for 20 mins in front of the unit for not having them…
@johnnycatR582 жыл бұрын
Lol he did that on purpose.
@armybeef68Ай бұрын
6:57 LOL He gives the phrase "Locked and Loaded" a whole new meaning......LOL
@butterflyqueen92602 жыл бұрын
"The Army" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BlackJeepConvertible2 жыл бұрын
This is so inaccurate. No self respecting infantryman says hooah. If we do, we say it in the GAYEST way possible “huuuahh 🌈”
@cmscms1234562 жыл бұрын
I was in the Air Force, worked on the flight line at Barksdale AFB, B-52 base,,, my supervisor, Tsgt, didnt like me much, would come out to the flight line on night shift, in civilian clothes in his civilian car, DRUNK, ONTO THE RESTRICTED AREA FLIGHTLINE just to threaten me... an E2, 18 years old. I report him to the first sgt and commander, they cover it up and tell me not to mention it again.... It happens again.. after the Tsgt left.. DRUNK in his car, driving toward his home off base... I called the Security Police at the main gate, he was stopped and ARRESTED.... He got out of that one too... Needless to say, I didnt stay in the Air Force long... Most lifers were drunks and losers... Dont waste more than 4 years in the military.
@SleepingSoldier2 жыл бұрын
3:42 - I feel some type of way about this... And I agree 😂
@ericatchley34822 жыл бұрын
I had this 1st LT that would sign off on about anything because he didnt know any better,at least that's what we thought,found out a couple of months later he was just a big old stoner! From then on we had a blast !
@dachunde2 жыл бұрын
Blue falcon patch.
@meh69532 жыл бұрын
Thank God, I left the Army. Facts
@powerbad6962 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@Derek95982 жыл бұрын
welcome to everyday when I was in....
@yourstrulykaai Жыл бұрын
“Why is your avatar black?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s the looking back and forth from Sgt 😂
@nissan300ztt2 жыл бұрын
So much truth to this. Miss all of this when I was in.
@nailboard64922 жыл бұрын
At Fort Bliss I was in a company full of NCOs who thought they were Drill Sergeants, I have a 60% rating now. A high PT score does not a great soldier make. Soldiers need more than 1 hour of sleep per week. Issuing a Company Grade Article 15 for suicide attempt is both inappropriate and counterproductive. Politics have no place in the military and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to be re-educated. That's what I learned in the Army.
@dgeneeknapp31682 жыл бұрын
I was written up for being PUT IN THE HOSPITAL... like I had a choice. You know how it is. The M.D. is an officer and hospital admission is a lawful order...not like out here, where a doctor says he wants you in the hospital and you get the option of refusing. My NCOIC wrote me up for being HOSPITALIZED because it made "more work for others". Meanwhile, I'm not able to leave a bathroom for more than 20 minutes day and night. It turns out I was suffering from the multi organ system effects of rampant Tuberculosis. Aren't incompetents fun?? So I spent the next 5 years in and out of the hospital for lung and kidney failure. Got a significant percentage but what's really great is knowing that within weeks of my escape, my Captain, E6and E 7 were demoted and put in much lower positions. Another individual with a long history of being WAAAY past MAW was finally kicked out after using breast feeding (a 3 year old) as a reason for not losing weight for being extremely fat. It didn't give me back my career dreams or the year of life not fit for a human, but knowing they got their piss poor manager asses handed to them.
@Thranotheoneandonly2 жыл бұрын
oh thats neat i was at bliss to
@maxshultz65022 жыл бұрын
Ahhaaaa, that fleece cap, reminded when CPT walked out every morning at 20 degrees wearing fleece, then after 3 weeks told others fleece was not part of the uniform XD
@BennyLlama392 жыл бұрын
Myrtle seems to be in a good mood... so why do I sense a *really* big disturbance in the Force? 😆
@MaverickIFFI2 жыл бұрын
That's why you get that religious accommodation 😎😎
@mrpeaches2182 жыл бұрын
This shit is so relatable it hurts..
@xdivineHART2 жыл бұрын
High drag
@Gayan-W2 жыл бұрын
I know, right?! 🤦🏻♂️
@ToastGamingNCrew2 жыл бұрын
"You can't do this, I can do this but you can't do this"
@babyboie202 жыл бұрын
LMAO @ "WHY IS YOUR AVATAR BLACK!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ssgwright74192 жыл бұрын
🗣OH LAWD!!!🤣😄🗣I JUST NOTICED THE BLUE FALCON PATCH!!!🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 Blessings From Texas🤠
@ARM_DM2 жыл бұрын
1SG is... "Like a Dragon" lol
@jonathanhutchison72372 жыл бұрын
That's That's nice first cav patch
@doomguy8447 Жыл бұрын
Whats so hard about "go to sick call before duty hours tommorow or now considering you are walking around doing jack shit. If they dont issue you a new slip then shave that shit or its paperwork" .....easy.
@OstaraBooks2 жыл бұрын
Wow cleaning a multverse room reminds me when I and a battle buddy was ordered to guard the sky in BCT lol
@devinmoore70162 жыл бұрын
What in the actual fuck is a multi/meta-verse? *knife hand*
@sonsofpolynesia2 жыл бұрын
Title should read, " Soldiers get introduced to a barber and a shave. .."
@robertkurschat98082 жыл бұрын
Not in the Army but I can still laugh my butt off 😂
@freebananaz8602 жыл бұрын
The blue falcon patch😂
@blcarcher69642 жыл бұрын
Once again brothers young did yourself that was funny as HELL LMFAO 🤣 😂 😆
@MajorPayne1752 жыл бұрын
I was a 2 striper at the time....... just follow me here........I had an AF SSgt, supervisor at the time, who was going through a custody battle and divorce with an illegal immigrant (claims he didn't know) he was trying to get her deported and told me he had gotten in a fist fight with her cousin and that he was broke because of the legal preceedings. This guy told me "if I ever needed any advice in work, life, or anything to not hesitate to reach out to him"............... needless to say, I never reached out to the walking train wreck. If irony could kill......
@christopherthomas63362 жыл бұрын
Blue falcons used to be called buddy fuckers. I was thinking that patch would be hilarious
@majorhawker47762 жыл бұрын
I remember those days. We didn't mix words, we just called them out. Just like Hooah was only an Infantry thing now everyone says it. Just ain't right.
@JiggyJ415 Жыл бұрын
Mine complained about how bad he was treated by his old team then proceeded to treat me the same
@robertdickey83322 жыл бұрын
SGT Lowdrag and SGT Highspeed, where can I get a Blue Falcon patch!!!???
@hondomclean67592 жыл бұрын
Snitch on a soldier and you'll get one....
@napalmstickylikeglue2 жыл бұрын
In the Corps, was a team leader as a E3 ..... What a difference from the Army.
@distinguishedallureproduct8792 жыл бұрын
God how bad was your unit/Platoon that a LCpl was the head TIC in the squad 😅
@Kk_085 Жыл бұрын
Former air force, current space force here! Back in the dark ages as an airman, I had a master sgt that sorta reminds me of the first sgt in the video- sometimes he'd be cool af, then he'd totally change and get pissed over the dumbest crap! That gave me some flashbacks 😆🤦
@JorgeL7212 жыл бұрын
Is that a blue falcon patch? hahah
@CombatMedic1O2 жыл бұрын
This happened to me a couple times while in, But I also had great leadership and NCOs most of the time.
@joncoda3652 жыл бұрын
Wait... I gotta inspect soldiers' multiverse rooms too?
@stonks_n_chomps75562 жыл бұрын
I didn't see the 1st Cav patch until the end... This is the epitome of Ft. Hood...... "Welcome to a great place"
@lelandgaunt99852 жыл бұрын
62nd engr bn
@powerbad6962 жыл бұрын
I was in 1st Cav Div,first duty station in the army,came in from the navy-BIG DIRRERENCE !!! LOL. Within 3 weeks knew I wasn't re-enlisting !!!😊😊 LOL. Saved my leave-88 days & and saved cash. I got out at Ft Bliss,Tx-recieved a $28,000 exit pay,before taxes,$18,000 after taxes. YEAH !!! SO glad I decided to pop smoke and roll out !!! LOL. GO ARMY !!!!
@sham99022 жыл бұрын
I’m going to talk to S-6 about this Multi verse shit🤣🤣
@distinguishedallureproduct8792 жыл бұрын
Bruh if the S-Shops get in charge of the MULTIVERSE for the Army and how they handle Milemails and other tech shit we are doomed 😅🤣
@BarryTheMongoose2 жыл бұрын
Granted this is one big joke. I still felt the anxiety from it lol
@punchymuffin64022 жыл бұрын
I am so glad my contract is about to end. I get to go to the civilian world of facial hair and purple hair... Imma dye my hair BLUE!
@Whitecrabb22 жыл бұрын
S-6 here, have you tried turning your multiverse barracks off and on 1st Sgt
@XanderKuro4 ай бұрын
How does a digital room GET dirty? Did they program it to get dirty just to make busy work?
@Trentonpage2 жыл бұрын
Well I know I learned not to talk like that to my leaders from BSA. I have encountered military simulations do to leaders visiting us. It was to disaplen the troop.
@notabot27322 жыл бұрын
The fucking flashbacks lmfao
@bhess12122 жыл бұрын
Sham-on soldier!
@brianellinger6622 Жыл бұрын
he said WTF are you still doin g????
@wesleytom2112 жыл бұрын
How bout them Blue Falcon patches though lol 😂
@thetrailoutthere2 жыл бұрын
Breh...is that a blue falcon patch???
@mathewlyons98092 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha this is how every NCO I ever had acted
@lelandgaunt99852 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, man
@distinguishedallureproduct8792 жыл бұрын
Same man, the run around is fucking insane....not just in my team when trying to get shit from other places as well like S6, or the MP 😅
@matthewoakes50742 жыл бұрын
First Sergeant: soldiers take your fucking mask off outside goddamn Drill Sergeant: soldiers put your masks on while in formation people be getting covid every day
@nathangallegos9304 Жыл бұрын
Then you take orders from the highest rank if they don’t like it you put them in the f***ing street
@wrayday71492 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see Drills trashing private’s multiverse room.
@armybeef68Ай бұрын
Terrible NCO's don't help their Soldiers.
@pokepersonzach85742 жыл бұрын
I am super lucky with the NCOs above me have always been super helpful when I need it even going as far as taking me to the hospital in middle of the night one time. I am also lucky my marines always do their best to have shit figured out before coming to me or my peers. In other words my shop is literally fucking awesome.
@Pure_Wisdom2532 жыл бұрын
blue falcon patch LMAO
@aakers2009 Жыл бұрын
I love how he told him to wash the condom and bring it back
@anitamcgriff9742 жыл бұрын
Military humor luv it💚💚💚 army family fort Jackson go army! !!!!!!
@CartwheelsInTheMoonlight2 жыл бұрын
We're probably gonna.
@dave0246 Жыл бұрын
I did that same exact thing with a PT profile slip I changed a 1 to a 4 and got caught, my 1st Sgt wasn’t really to mad he just laughed and said what the heck were you thinking but CO was kinda pissed he made me go back to E3 and 15 and 15. Just got back from Iraq and was getting out in 4 months so I really didn’t care, I was just ready to get out and get home
@joeyhensley91992 жыл бұрын
F*king with the newbies until they become NCOs. aka negative incentive to not progress. Fun times. 😈😎😈
@CH47Flyingtwinkie2 жыл бұрын
2:38.... gotta stop there Its too real man.... too real... aatw
@jaredklock8754 Жыл бұрын
No way a 1SG acts like that at 1st.
@SBALL140en Жыл бұрын
Always on point
@moshadriscoll83672 жыл бұрын
This is too funny to be an exaggeration 😂 is it really like this??
@lelandgaunt99852 жыл бұрын
It can be.
@RaiderOverBoss2 жыл бұрын
I’m white once it was renewed I was told by command I need laser hair removal or chapter
@fuexiong882 жыл бұрын
This shit is true
@blades3960 Жыл бұрын
That's 90% of the military NCO's so funny.
@dnaolympian90422 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my sgts 🤣😂🤣😂
@videogamestutorial2 жыл бұрын
Multiverse room hahhahaha
@T1Lamm2 жыл бұрын
skit on drill vs pvts using new standards. no shark attacks and pinking pointing
@thedeeds77772 жыл бұрын
I heard hes like a dragon lmfao!
@johnalver6 ай бұрын
Funny story I actually married the middle brother and got the the youngest and the oldest as part of the deal. . . Yeah I made out like a bandit ❤👍🏼
@UnfilteredMedic2 жыл бұрын
It's part of initiation for new soldiers. F with them until they improve or you bring back the Chem light fluid and boxes of ST Ones.
@gustavosuarez30962 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 that unit patch is funny 😂🤣😂🤣 Where are they based at? Ft. Lostindawoods? 🤣😂🤣
@FINALLYOUTAFTER7 Жыл бұрын
Am I the 8:58 only one who shit when he said nice person to the 1SGT?!
@mandykarevicius97462 жыл бұрын
You get 2 weeks off for Covid? Damn. We get 2 days.