When Vigilantes Go Wrong

[@theywillkillyou]

If you could get bitten by a radioactive animal & then have powers inspired by it, what would your superhero name be?

[@Rezzinage]

Butthead man

[@randomvideosandfunnyshit]

Caption firefly

[@raynice6976]

Mr. Silent But Deadly

[@fungi708]

If you get bitten by a radioactive animal Your more likely to get rabbies if it comes from a area loaded with radioactive contamination and probably a no go zone

[@fungi708]

Here's a question - if you get uranium 238 contamination and your wife gets pregnant what do you name your probably affected child Have you actually seen the babies of Basra, Falluja or some of those American service peoples babies What- Leukaemia edition Malibu Barbie?

[@CDS.26]

It sucks that people in Mexico have to take things into their own hands and risk their lives just to be left alone.

[@mentalleevoid]

It's coming here, look at Democrat run city's that aren't prosecuting criminals now.

[@CDS.26]

@@mentalleevoid I agree that democrats sucks at life but most the Mexican violence issue is a direct result of the drugs we buy in the us, before the cartels Mexico was a lot different. A lot safer.

[@danthaman2388]

@@mentalleevoid There’s plenty of Republican run cities with the same exact problems.

[@incelvillain1253]

It's because despite having a rich economy Mexico has a sky high poverty rate do to income inequality. And unlike in America there's no welfare to help. So a LOT of people there have to resort to crime to gain resources. That's what sucks. But that's capitalism for you. The Cartels are in the right because private companies and the Mexican Government don't care about the EXTREME poverty in the country.

[@nathanvega6281]

There are “woken” idiots that refuse to call the police if a black person commits a crime because they think they will put them in danger. I watch that on a Ben Shapiro video. Someone was assaulted at gunpoint and still didn’t want to call the police.

[@sonnypate6808]

My superhero name would be Mildly Depressed Dad. My costume would be a stained wife beater, boxers and sandals with white tube socks. I would go around town telling people to ' shut that door we can't afford to cool the whole neighborhood' And ' turn that light out I don't own the electric company' Then gripe to people about not changing their oil often enough.😁👍☮️

[@christineparis5607]

Dad, is that you??

[@noneyabiz6928]

Lmfao 😹😹😆😆😆 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@entertainmentaccount4292]

Mildly Depressed Dad 😆 🤣 😂

[@chrissysmith6540]

😂😂😂

[@hornedatlas]

I've never been this early xD just wanted to say that I love your videos!!

[@jamierupert7563]

Me either. I guess we can join the "early club" now, lol 😊

[@georgiakc9]

Australian here - listening to you pronounce Geelong amused me. It’s pronounced juh-long. But don’t worry, most places here are pronounced weird.

[@Zachorazor1]

Another Australian here. It's pronounced jee-long. With the first syllable shortened.

[@LushPleiades]

@@Zachorazor1 thank you

[@Zachorazor1]

@@LushPleiades You're very welcome.

[@cartoonfangirl_1136]

Pretty sure casey joones from tmnt will be one the of only vigilantes who wont be here

[@blisteraguirre5242]

When owing a domestic cat goes wrong When pools go wrong When air fryers go wrong

[@sagetellez6829]

When standing goes wrong

[@wovfm]

Goetz (pronounced Getz) along with Giuliani saved NYC. A shame we are back there again. Where's the BG to save the Big Apple now?

[@imdoneplus]

Those of us who know the story of Phoenix Jones know that former costumed hero Omega is actually the coolest guy because he doesn’t need a costume anymore to do good. 😉

[@katherineklevenow1808]

When shoveling snow goes wrong🌨️

[@rodneypittman101]

When being a Democrat goes wrong

[@johnnym7904]

really bummed out about that Phoenix Jones update, but i guess you would have to be coked up to go out looking fights, lol.

[@rg6569]

How about a vid on 'When Dogs Go Wrong'. Cheers from Canada ;}

[@xNecromancerxxx]

Here you go...... "When Deer Hunting Goes Wrong"

[@blisteraguirre5242]

When Tesla chargers go wrong

[@Kenny_YT1]

When Guyana goes wrong pls

[@joanhoffman3702]

His name is pronounced Bernard Getz.

[@kylebrown6951]

("Little League games gone wrong")

[@comedianseenoevil6986]

A roach

[@matthewotremba9230]

Bernie for Prez

[@feliciajenkins5041]

I don't care what race you are if there is more than one of you and I'm being threatened plus I have a weapon there's no more talking.

[@ryanmiller6398]

finally!!!

[@BeardDaddyGrimm]

its pronounced "je-long" not "gee-long" but otherwise love your work

[@jeffrichards1537]

The people that shot a 9yr old in face should be left out in woods with a pack of wolves near.

[@voz3704]

That's quite merciful of you. I was thinking buried up to their necks in the Arizona desert, and let nature do it's work.

[@givemeahappyending]

Wolves seem a little too quick and kind… fire ants maybe?

[@GeneralGlockasiah]

@@sjdss do you attack when you smell farts?

[@christianzale505]

Nah tied to trees with intestines pulled out of abdomen and wait for the crows to finish them off.

[@muttdawg509]

Just give them to me. I can come up with things way more horrific than nature could ever dream up.

[@GhostTacos1975]

One of the few OG channels that uploads everyday

[@Cocollyt]

AND GETS STRAIGHT TO THE STORY 💖

[@america_is_a_myth]

It's his job.why wouldn't he??😒

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

I was gonna make the same comment. It blows me away how often they upload. It would be a lot of work to choose a topic, research it and collect photos to go with it, write a script and then record and edit everything ready to upload. Much respect!

[@audioforwrk4801]

Should be an award for that.

[@brittanycarter1523]

And still one of the best 💕💕💕

[@demonzanddollz1605]

When HR goes wrong. I was a victim of retaliation, and I think more people need to know about the way employees are treated.

[@christopappageorge827]

Good call.

[@NerdAboutLife]

Yes!

[@thehipsterking2184]

A friend of mine was called in to HR so they can convince him that he is not sick and that he has to go back to work asap, no more payed sick days. He said 'ok' and proceeded into stopping his phone recording, the HR swiftly took his phone, put a hand in his throat and yelled at him. The guards inside and that HR all gave testimony that my friend is very violent and started beating them, when he is actually quite short, had a problem with his arm (as I said, sick) and they were 5 people against him. They sent him a message that he will not get any more money as he is a very violent person. He asked for a report from the police or from any authority that can confirm their claims, the company backed up and sent him the money, but god them, they are ready to beat you in the HR office only for you to drop your rights when you are sick. P.S.: Its is the biggest package delivery company, won't say the name.

[@demonzanddollz1605]

@@thehipsterking2184 mine was group homes for the mentally disabled. I got sexualy assaulted and they said i was lying and they basically called me a whore.

[@christopappageorge827]

@@thehipsterking2184 you fell for that shit?

[@apimpnameddurdy9823]

The fall of Phoenix Jones “you either die the hero, or live long enough to become the villain” 😂😂

[@computeraidedyami]

Or the police plant evidence to make him the villain

[@joshuamorgan1878]

Isnt that a quote from the dark knight? Or something like that

[@joshuamorgan1878]

I know it's from a movie just don't know which one

[@computeraidedyami]

@@joshuamorgan1878 maybe some porno movie

[@apimpnameddurdy9823]

@@joshuamorgan1878 yeah dark knight

[@joshuamorgan1878]

When prison executions go wrong

[@mementomorgan6721]

How is it possible to get your license suspended 10 times? Just ban them from driving after three.

[@yossiallen3316]

Australia is a very lenient country when it comes to coming down on offenders of this nature. Repeat offenders of this sort are time bombs waiting to explode.

[@dmreddragon6]

Even if it was suspended forever, doesn't mean they won't drive. I've known many people who have been driving for years on a suspended license because they couldn't afford to reinstate it.

[@paul123ggggggggg]

kinda like banning guns keeps criminals from having them, right?

[@DrTranofEvil]

I knew a dude with ten DUIs. He might have been able to keep his license, but he said his insurance company wanted like $4,000 a month to insure him… so he couldn’t afford to drive. I hate to say the system kinda balanced out on that one. 😣

[@ralphharrison6622]

money, my dude. the dmv(atleast here in the states), will give your privledges back, time and again, because they charge you more money, and fees each time.

[@LT-hg7fc]

With what we know about the corruption of our law enforcement, I can't help but think that maybe in the last story, that guy was set up because he was making the cops look bad.

[@jerichothirteen1134]

Yeah and Nick Cross too. Vic Police do take kids.

[@shadowqueenz7450]

Agreeeeeeed

[@grapeshot]

When trying to be a discount Batman goes wrong.

[@fatmayo2293]

Imposter: "What gives you the right, what's special about you?" Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pads."

[@devoncleveland1600]

I think they did that one already

[@Bubbin]

OK. This one made me feel old. Goetz's name is pronounced Getz. He's a lyric in a Billy Joel song. I'm going to get my centrum silver.

[@tylerlondon5052]

It's also not spelled "Bernhard."

[@yagamijubei28]

It's pronounced G uh t s actually. Also, was he approached by the flash?

[@raymondbatchelor1372]

I beat up a peado because they was trying to justify it by saying it is a vicious circle. So I ended it viciously and got two years.

[@raymondbatchelor1372]

@@AnOnymous-ti1qm yeah that’s what probation said lol

[@Filthy_Larry]

I would have given you a life time supply of weed, chicken wings, a slice of pizza of your choice, and a key to the city.

[@raymondbatchelor1372]

@@Filthy_Larry wow I’ve just ran out of weed. There is a god

[@raymondbatchelor1372]

@Darryl Revok lol

[@ashleysmashly9560]

Useless leaving them functioning to attack someone else

[@chintazulkanain5694]

When Language Translation Goes Wrong. When Comedians Go Wrong.

[@ladada-we6ct]

I'd like when pool parties go wrong🏊 When little league games go wrong⚽🏀 When roller derbies go wrong😞

[@CorbinCorrupted]

Phoenix jones: "im out here getting these drugs off the steets.." Random person: " didnt you get busted in possession of coke?" Phoenix jones: "if its in my nose.. its not on the streets"

[@natedonley3977]

Most of these just sound like cases of cops not doing their jobs, so citizens felt they had to. In all reality with less problems than actual cops. Especially if this is the worst "vigilantes" have done.

[@Nofsleft]

Would you consider doing "When hacking goes wrong"?

[@scottylewis8124]

Some of these people are a real life Punisher.

[@MrClarkworld]

Lol no none of them are "like the punisher" good try tho

[@scottylewis8124]

@@MrClarkworld so says the guy with the Hockey mask

[@MrClarkworld]

@@scottylewis8124 and what does a hockey mask or character from a movie have to do with anything we are talking about...dont change the convo since u feel stupid about ur comment...my profile pic has zero to do with the punisher so....DO BETTER

[@scottylewis8124]

@@MrClarkworld Jason loves punishing people too dude. He and Frank Castle are the same person. Though with differences.

[@stanevans7991]

With social media and msm influence, less police and more crime, vigilantism is happening more and more.

[@christineparis5607]

Its BEEN happening forever, that's why we still hear about Wyatt and the rest of the Earp brothers...there have ALWAYS been vigilantes and there wasn't much of a line between crook and hero. Wyatt was arrested and did time for horse stealing, drunkenness and public fighting before he changed tactics and applied those arts to law "enforcement" instead....he and his brothers also showed up in Alaska for the gold rush and built a bordello/saloon and policed it themselves (they were actually very popular and never let anyone beat up the girls, so they had no trouble getting girls to work for them)....

[@LizFromDecencyUnited]

How about, "When Special Forces" or "US Marshals" goes wrong? You have the greatest voice on KZbin!

[@dauntlessasmr7910]

#3 - His name is pronounced "Gets." What happened to him was a blatant case of self-defense. You left out the fact that the young men each had large, long shank screwdrivers about the size of a typical WW2 bayonet in length. They were smart, as carrying screwdrivers wasn't a crime in NYC; and still isn't. They brandished them at Goetz, and they certainly didn't politely "ask" for money. It was a violent mugging. One that he had experienced before on the NYC subway. However, during the first incident, he didn't have any guns. So he was violently beaten to a bloody pulp and almost crippled for life. That was one of the factors taken into consideration for the ruling that he acted out of fear. Another one being, Goetz pointed out that he had obtained two handguns illegally. One being the small revolver he used. The other, a higher capacity, bigger and heavier .9mm pistol. The prosecution tried to argue that he was intentionally looking to shoot someone that night. The defense successfully argued that if that was the case, he would have been carrying the .9mm instead. As for the disgusting claims of racism, there will always be those looking to push their political agenda onto others. Sometimes when a younger Black man gets shot by an older White man, it's not due to the color of the former's skin.

[@charlesdobbs4570]

Yeah I still don't know why I even came back to this site. He Constantly gets Facts Wrong, Pushes the MSM narrative, And basically he just Sucks. Be Safe.

[@Ammap43]

@@charlesdobbs4570 well why do you come back? Obsessed maybe?.🙄🙄

[@charlesdobbs4570]

@@Ammap43 I came back, Big difference.

[@johnsmith-oh9is]

There's actually a great video by actual justice warrior breaking down this whole case. Even touches on the race-baiting done by the usual people who still do it to this day.

[@xswangyx3828]

Well of course he's not going to bring that up lol I wonder why lmao

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When TATTOO REMOVAL PROCEDURES go wrong 🤕

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When CHILDREN’S TOYS 🧸 or When TOY MANUFACTURER’S 🏭 go wrong….

[@vinawaldren6888]

There's a good one. I grew up in the days where toys were small enough to swallow, crib rails were wide enough apart to get your head stuck in, playgrounds were metal and built on asphalt or gravel. Many toys had exposed nails, screws, sharp edges, long strings, pinch hazards...I could go on....😁

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

@@vinawaldren6888 I know it’s crazy!

[@kiridenise4124]

When witchcraft goes wrong! I’m gonna keep asking btw lol

[@fungi708]

80 years later you find out you were actually betrayed

[@england8186]

@@fungi708 WHAT

[@fungi708]

@@england8186 you know

[@england8186]

@@fungi708 NO

[@jeffrichards1537]

Dude on subway thought he was gonna be attacked.

[@AliValentine143]

Why didn't he just put on headphones or earplugs? He went way out to jam everyone else's phone noise rather than block his own ears 😜

[@fatmayo2293]

@@AliValentine143 I think they were referring to the guy Goetz who shot 4 people that surrounded him and demanded money.

[@takeaccount5322]

radioactive rooster......I would be called SUPER KOCK!

[@goddessgia9869]

Carl your channel is a "powerful drug" and I am addicted.

[@CatsClaw44]

You need to leave this to Batman.....

[@fungi708]

Batman billionare bill last seen high on acid running around in spandex saying "This Is Bat Country "

[@dodgydonna87]

When Ghost-hunting goes wrong. ;) xxx

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When SEX CHANGES/REASSIGNMENT SURGERY goes wrong 😬

[@khrismakaruk1027]

Guessing this one hits very close to home for you?

[@khrismakaruk1027]

@Clubber Wang probably why she didn't leave her headshot up for very long

[@javierreyna8059]

I give u props for posting everyday I see U every morning before work Much luv

[@DaveSandine]

Spending all those resources to deal with a jammer and not violent crime is the most Chicago thing ever

[@caliindoor]

I LOVE that the cowards at the border in AZ got dealt with accordingly.

[@danaripley1200]

I didn't blame Bernhard Goetz then and I don't blame him now. Even I would be nervous if four dudes suddenly surrounded me like they were going to jump me.

[@jenniferdixon682]

@Darryl Revok you need to be on a watch list bro

[@christineparis5607]

@Darryl Revok If you enjoy violence that much, how are you any different than the violent criminals you hate so much? You sound like you're waiting breathlessly to kill someone, anyone. If you feel that much hatred, you're what you hate already. I've had a gun put on me, and I hated the person who did it ever after, but I did not personally want to murder him. I was not sorry that I outlived him, but I made a life for myself doing other things with wonderful people, not training and slavering for the moment I could pay him back, that would have made me like him! I would never want that! If you think murder is a "beautiful thing", you have serious issues that need therapy because you're dangerous.

[@jacobyrassilon]

@@jenniferdixon682 Ahh, yes...the watch list...followed by cancelling someone who's thoughts are different from your own, then followed by mandated drug vaccines, soon followed by arresting anyone that doesn't toe the mandated line of prescribed thought. It would be funny if it weren't already happening.

[@jacobyrassilon]

@M-J-T You have no idea if brandishing that gun would have scared off the 4 "kids" that were attempting to rob him. They were, after all, surrounding him in a threatening manner, demanding money. The man feared for his life and just happened to be prepared for such an encounter. It's laughable that some people seem to think these "kids" as victims, when they were the ones that initiated the mugging. Being young, stupid, and black shouldn't give you a pass for accosting someone 4 to 1 with the intention of robbing them. None of us sitting safely behind our computers (or phones) 40 years later have a clue what that situation was like, but it is well documented that subway muggings decreased after that indecent, so you be the judge.

[@japookie]

@Darryl Revok we have a psycho hiding in plain sight folks, dude really tried to justify shooting four teenagers

[@johnalvarado7153]

This guy is a better then Morgan freeman at narrating

[@SpicyTexan64]

Ok bro. 😁😆😅

[@johnalvarado7153]

@@SpicyTexan64 🤣🤣

[@jamierupert7563]

Oh definitely!!!😊

[@EYE_GOTCHA]

I remember the original Subway Vigilante. “Goetz” is pronounced “Gets”. JS

[@mickberick8575]

I have decided I have to watch EVERY video you've uploaded . Classics

[@corybowman9583]

Those thugs should not have approached him like that.

[@tommym6844]

Great Channel 👍 keep up the great work and I enjoy the questions you post at the end of every video. Maybe they can use your results on Family Feud someday.

[@101000102]

Do you have a video of “When Diplomatic Immunity kills?”

[@awakenmyriver4647]

Has there ever been done "When Glory Holes Go Wrong"? I have no idea what darkened alley of my brain that came out of.

[@christineparis5607]

I think the whole point of them is for something to, "go wrong". Naughty, naughty...bad boy...you know, the whole sneaking around fantasy without the expense of dinner and drinks...

[@AdamsBrew78]

Using the cell jammer on the subway was a real dick move. He should have saved it for places like the theater, where most would appreciate such vigilantism.

[@gambit8021]

When Comic-Con goes wrong

[@xxtylaaxsymfinityxo]

"When Impersonating a Celebrity Goes Wrong" -Tylaa💕

[@mykal2803]

That Goetz story has to be the inspiration for the subway shooting in the movie "joker".

[@JuneGuy420]

True minutemen would never invade someone's home Mad is a perfect name for them because they are completely mad to call themselves minutemen

[@martianlynch6769]

When radiation goes wrong !! When LGBTQ+ goes wrong!! These two I would love to see! 🙌🏾

[@fatmayo2293]

"When" LGBTQ goes wrong? When have they been right?

[@franco30528]

LGBTQ community can’t take any criticism

[@muktajasmin5132]

When toys gone wrong. Thank you for uploading.🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@greatermad8288]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain That is how I feel about the last one

[@uttasyda9746]

C'mon who didn't honestly laugh thier asses off about Phoenix Jones 🤣 😂 No way in hell someone who isn't on drugs acts like that!!! U think when he showed up he was cranking his own theme music 🎶 ??? OMG I'd love to know!!!😆😆😆that was hilarious!!! If they ever make a lifestory/movie out of it!!! YES!!!imma definitely watch it!!!

[@j.a.creign1821]

I love your videos I have a subject. Can you do when Nebraska goes wrong!!!

[@frankfilippone9679]

Since when does getting setup selling drugs make you a " SuperVillain " ? Nothing wrong with stopping people from getting hurt or worse, I wish Super Heroes were real, we need Batman here in NY aka Gotham lol

[@BotanyDegreePilkerton]

ahh man, vigilantes suck, they are often grown-ups who don't know how deal with problems other than by stamping their feet and causing drama this stuff is a *Cry For Help* causing a scene in public, in order to get some attention number 7 just needs to retire, go on holiday, get therapy, get a hobby, and get a life...before Grimreaper comes knockin'....

[@trippyvents9196]

I’m just confused about #3, and why are people acting like it’s okay with what he did, doesn’t matter the race that mean just kill people? And his story really didn’t add up when I listened “they surrounded him and asked for money on a subway”. That’s funny did they attack him, did they actually do something to actually get shot? Even if they did by him having a gun he should’ve used it to lead them away instead of killing them. Ijs

[@caninecurry5823]

Dam, I ain't never heard a name butchered so brutally an confidently as this man just did Geelong.. point for trying, but gosh.

[@christineparis5607]

I live in San Antonio, Texas, and even my friends tell me it hurts their ears to hear me try to speak Spanish! I have a zero skill with languages, even though I understand languages easily, I just am horrible pronouncing things correctly. I try, but it sounds like I am having a seizure...

[@jenna.r.b.donnelly]

Hahaha I was literally thinking did he really mess the name up Geelong so bad. Glad I'm not the only person who realised😂

[@pablosonic892]

My mom's ex boyfriend used to bring a jammer to the movie theatre so people couldn't use their cell phones during the movie. That man was a GD hero.

[@RevanMartinez]

When comic conventions go wrong

[@christophergarza9118]

To avoid issues of copyright my superhero name would be Arachne-MAn

[@drkendrick5186]

When daily routines go wrong? 🤷‍♂️👍✌

[@drewhyland9574]

Subway vigilante Said I got enough for you all 😂🙏 respect

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

How does a guy buy a call phone jammer when it’s illegal to own?I doubt that dude got it off the dark web

[@SUPERFunStick]

That's sucks about how the Phoenix Jones story ended. I was a pretty big fan of him. He was so inspirational and seemed to be exactly what our cities needed more of.

[@samyheath8103]

Goetz 💪

[@gambit8021]

When Philly fans goes wrong

[@fungi708]

When the british government defunds the nhs goes wrong

[@kingstop5495]

Damn the world's gotten so bad even our superheroes have turned evil. Sincerely Yours, King X 🤠

[@stevejohnson5838]

When snow days go wrong

[@jaymac3977]

Whilst we are on pronunciation, in the first on it's pronounced "Jelong" not "Gee-long", that is all. Keep up the excellent content!

[@shaunokeefe7162]

He mispronounces SO MANY WORDS! ITS AWFUL

[@nijaljiggetts4749]

0:40 Wtf was he holding it out in the open? 😂 He could've easily just slipped it in a backpack.

[@robertstarks5648]

I stay up all night long to watch this then I go to sleep and can you do when executions go wrong

[@The-EDM-Route]

Asking once again if you can do when hot air balloons go wrong

[@josephmassaro]

Already done: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qajCdJhuobutftU&ab_channel=TheywillKillYou

[@GnosticJuggernaut.]

My Vigilante name would be GodsGoon!!!

[@christopappageorge827]

“Pickpocket gangsters payin’ their debts, I caught a bullet in the lung from Bernhard Goetz” Beastie Boys

[@thedoximama4110]

When being rich goes wrong, when celebrities goes wrong, when bullying goes wrong. When train conductors go wrong

[@onegod4425]

Lots of people in the USA have these illegal devices.

[@roxannesmith9776]

When been a teacher go wrong

[@katherineklevenow1808]

Second grade teacher

[@Megatronus78]

When walking rail road tracks goes wrong 😱😱

[@krymera666x7]

Only here this early cause kids want omelettes.