When will Starman return to Earth?

[@rubyneo9674]

*looks out of the iss window* *sees car* "wtf"

[@klistiq]

😂😂

[@jeevee2073]

He really out here

[@vitoscaletta7032]

Well there goes starman flipping me off

[@evbotheclown6763]

papyroi - that was not a boomer moment

[@mahekaidasani4960]

😂😂😂

[@Sw33tG4mer]

When will starman return? Video: 1 year old. KZbin: yeah, sounds like a good time to ask that question.

[@jackevans1708]

Pretty sure this is my Uber driver considering how long he takes

[@hundobestest]

@長いライブゴミVФЖ yeh

[@hardwirecars]

me from the boon dock bum fuck nowhere of rural texas quit your bitchin least you got the option.

[@BiIIal]

It's 2020 and Starman is probably talking to aliens by now.

[@butterb7925]

Imagine star man just plunging into to atmosphere hitting a spacex rocket about to launch 😂

[@desiro9632]

Technically it is the fastest car now

[@Viemo_]

*F A S T*

[@chillylytical9410]

S P E E D

[@2OO1HondaCivic]

I A M S P E E D

[@afng4882]

K A C H O W

[@harisaidan7827]

I shall break the chain

[@peytonvincent570]

Imagine if it came back in the passenger seat

[@chillylytical9410]

Interesting

[@Chris_Cross]

Imagine if _what_ came back in the passenger seat?

[@peytonvincent570]

@@Chris_Cross either the test dummy.. or an alien I presume🤔👽

[@Chris_Cross]

@chris s Nope

[@OneManDreaming]

Sounds like a movie

[@TexasPlinking]

Wonder if the Tesla Roadster will be considered a "classic" by the time we're able to retrieve it...

[@tristangrobler2162]

Hiiii

[@Riixtard]

Ohh Hii

[@jarisipilainen3875]

it will be museum piece noone havent see cars then.ALIAN!

[@varzenbyta349]

lol nobody here answered his question i dont tink it will be to major of a classic but still a classic

[@joshama3362]

Pretty sure they gonna displayed it in the museum of Tesla when they retrieve it back to earth

[@DylanCVlogTV]

It boggles my mind that there is literally a car and mannequin orbiting the sun now

[@alex39921]

Thats the human race my friend.

[@futureshock382]

P E A K C I V I L I S A T I O N

[@damsonn]

Technically the rest of us here on Earth are also orbiting Sun ;)

[@janayasfaw9762]

So nobody else saw the camera crew pop up at the 37 second mark 😂 just stare at the passenger seat #IssaHollywoodProduction

[@Klytio]

DylanCVlogTV its a real man dude

[@cyclingcycles7953]

We always ask "Where is Starman?" But never "How is Starman?"

[@affem7990]

Cycling Cycles :(

[@krishnamohan2351]

How is Starman?

[@MissMarinaCapri]

Cycling Cycles, without shields it will be pockmark from micro space dust after 100 years, I think🤔.

[@Stealtharrowthe007]

"I'll do you one better, why is Starman?"

[@MissMarinaCapri]

Stealtharrowthe007, because he could.

[@notmark2745]

imagine humans retrieving the roadster and there being a note saying: ur technology sucks

[@mardatron]

Not Mark this is so underrated

[@leffersuckit2818]

Stolen comment

[@notmark2745]

Leffer suck it yes i seen it somewhere else but changed the structure of it because i thought this way would be better but yes technically it is stolen

[@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm]

OoOof..

[@OGdrodro]

@@notmark2745 i dont care that you stole it im happy you did or i would not of seen this comment thanks man much love from mars

[@firtdudecoolmanplayer5357]

"Is that a bird?" "Is that a airplane" "Is it a meteor ?!" "No, its a tesla roadster."

[@kith_kaizyt9335]

200th like for your Joke

[@xrookiefalcon]

@@kith_kaizyt9335 😐

[@flasxprotozzz5111]

Its tesla orbitor

[@TheOptipro]

Starman: "my battery is low and its getting dark"

[@bjmccann1]

Too soon, man. Sob. Too soon.

[@sciblastofficial9833]

TheOptipro Ah s***, here we go again

[@hueyrosayaga]

It'll never get dark since 99% of the time it will be in the sun and I doubt it has a battery

[@mathis5571]

@@hueyrosayaga oof. r/wooosh

[@lauri4950]

@@mathis5571 r/itswooooshwith4os

[@gidden5883]

Imagine Aliens finding Starman and studying a mannequin for source of life😂

[@Fractal821]

Lmao underrated comment

[@Backyardmech1]

😂 And probing it just to find no orifice.

[@oranzerou4116]

Why wouldn't he doge,tho.He has a wheel!

[@Vysair]

what if..that also happened to us? An extraterrestrial object that turns out to be some other civilization doll

[@DannyAllen10271966]

They will just think humans are stupid! As I think rich people stupid!

[@tez369]

Imagine if it comes back with an alien in the passenger seat 😂

[@ZS_8]

he’s getting yoda and thanos

[@youvebeengnomed7309]

Fisionz wow nice I wish I met an alien so I can give it a tight slap

[@vitoscaletta7032]

Alien:wut up hope you mind I didn’t come along

[@poland.5986]

Fisionz imagine

[@evbotheclown6763]

*Loser, get in you must. Disintegrate fifty percent of the universe we will”

[@greekmotivation589]

I would never buy a car with such mileage.

[@Bob3519]

I can picture an alien with slick back hair, short sleeve shirt, polyester pants, white neck tie and shoes, chewing gum, asking "what can i do to get you into this car?" 🚀😁🚓

[@greekmotivation589]

@@Bob3519 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martinraki6103]

Such an underrated comment, ngl!

[@Stef2245s]

420 likes lol

[@vincentrobinette1507]

Especially, when it hasn't had any routine maintenance!

[@hop6649]

Aliens: *spying the earth* Aliens: the humans seem incredibly smart! Aliens: *sees car* Aliens: jk

[@larkisahhh6902]

ALLePLAYz if they have the tech to spy on us we would seem very stupid

[@Storm-fg5ug]

@@larkisahhh6902 nah they would think we are their play things

[@thePronto]

Aliens: If they were smart they would have sent an AMC Gremlin into space.

[@hop6649]

@@thePronto lol

[@hop6649]

@@demogod4955 with a random thing in it

[@_Opal_Miner_]

Starman gets back glove-box full of speeding tickets,

[@leoterss]

We ain't gonna pay the intergalactic tolls

[@nilsnyman6767]

I would fight those tickets based on species profiling!!!

[@523FILMS]

Or dank alien weed

[@BananaDucshortz]

Republic Credits will do fine.

[@tejaskapil6803]

Or a picture of rick and morty ya never know

[@_l3018]

Imagine Elon in 15 years at his Mars base pointing at a small dot in the sky: That’s my car!

[@thespacecatjenkins8539]

elon is a fraud

[@clicktoentername6842]

Imagine X Æ A-XII’s son seeing Elon’s roadster Oman’s taking it back from a black hole or something

[@TheRealTaco]

@@thespacecatjenkins8539 Not a fraud but an elitist asshole who would rather have people die than give workers benefits ;/

[@ThePersonatour]

@@TheRealTaco and hes a spoiled bastard

[@ThePersonatour]

@ZœSßô Śúœłį That made no grammatical sense At all. do something with YOUR life and not harass taco. you seem like the mad one

[@joshuapuckett7920]

Aliens: YOOOOOOOOO BOB LOOK AT THIS THEY HAVE A CAR IN SPACE LMAOOOOO

[@ZLanup]

Joshua Puckett Bob in 20 years still be lookin fresh doe.

[@dumitrualexgabriel113]

Imagine if there is no Starman when Tesla comes back.

[@neutro3544]

No they don't

[@dumitrualexgabriel113]

@NoPain NoGain oh god man. AYY LMAO

[@Scazoid]

*B o b*

[@brianbullivant4753]

Starman in his Tesla, is the solar systems lone uber driver.

[@sammymold3556]

Wow

[@Brian-hg3gt]

brian bullivant coming back from mars with a passenger

[@nathanwilder9569]

Lol

[@EXKRS00]

Uber for Aliens

[@smaurex6206]

Is Starman a real person or a dummy?

[@bigtopmedia]

What if this is just Elon’s plan to cover up a murder.

[@gamesmile1440]

bruh we playing 5d chess now

[@rudirestless]

what if Columbo already knows but he can't prove it yet?

[@leonardmorka6702]

Omg 😳

[@pennylenny5]

Haha yes

[@flatearth3753]

That is more probable than a car in space! 😂

[@billy9361]

Starman is busy zooming around picking up alien chicks in his car

[@Eagle10021]

Underrated comment

[@itlovedtohappen]

Yep

[@Alyzbane]

yes

[@JosephStalin-hv8en]

Oh shit

[@michellemaina8164]

underrated comment

[@valoninc.2115]

I want to be in my tesla on mars in the year 2035 and take a picture with my muskphone of the tesla passing by.

[@hennarkilsen1389]

Valon Inc. Musksheep

[@johnunderwood-hp8rj]

@@hennarkilsen1389 Musksheep? Elon doesn't make money with SpaceX by lying to people. He does it with successful space missions.

[@hennarkilsen1389]

john underwood it was a joke ^^ I like Mr Musk Elon musk isn‘t lying but sometimes making really bad decisions :D

[@johnunderwood-hp8rj]

@@hennarkilsen1389 like smoking weed in a video. He should have kept that behind closed doors.

[@hennarkilsen1389]

john underwood haha yes

[@shaack]

hopefully i live long enough to see my uber arrive

[@snip7285]

LMAOOOO

[@getrektboy]

Lol

[@rtdt200]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKPbqaeojZ2pmMU

[@marcuspold9652]

hey its your space uber

[@cyclopslaser809]

Same ill be a very old man and rn im 11 years old

[@whatthefunction9140]

that car will be captured and put in a museum for sure.

[@icrafterchips]

if it survives

[@martintiburciocruz3153]

*ON MARS*

[@benverdel3073]

@@martintiburciocruz3153 I thought exactly the same. It'll be on display in the Elon Musk museum on Mars. Between the Elon Musk library and the underground "boring" roller coaster.

[@martintiburciocruz3153]

@@benverdel3073 wtf. (Tendré que hablar en español) no había pensado que la mayoría en lo que Elon tiene que ver es o será directamente necesario en Marte. Como the boring company para hacer estructuras subterraneas, solar city para alimentar la infraestructura, Tesla para el transporte de personal y carga. Open IA automatizar o administrar todo lo anterior y por su puesto SpaceX

[@benverdel3073]

@@martintiburciocruz3153 muchos gracias (mi no habla español)

[@leoacert2865]

Imagine Earth is destroyed and humans go extinct and the only evidence of humans is a random Tesla Roadster somewhere in Solar Orbit.

[@kumalla5312]

thats what i thought lol

[@CaptainGalaxyCat]

Lol

[@BNCA70]

Don't forget the Voyager and Pioneer space probes of the 1970s. They left the solar system years ago. Still moving!

[@skyboundz73]

Lol

[@rehannadeem2486]

And New Horizons too

[@matthewhall131]

Imagine how many speeding tickets it will have on the windshield when it gets back. It will break Elon's bank

[@theenzoferrari458]

Elons bank will break those tickets. Lmao. Hes got more money than there are atoms in total existence.

[@infinityxtanishq8712]

Just how dumb are you?

[@forbiddentictactoe1734]

@@infinityxtanishq8712 r/woooosh

[@quan9576]

@@infinityxtanishq8712 r/wooosh

[@benzw2505]

It's only traveling 10 light years over the limit, no points on your space license. Maybe a galatic fine or Mars community service.

[@notso8605]

Alien: Hey boss, Remember that earth planet we've been observing for a long time now? Well there's a human in a metal box orbiting it

[@wallabra]

Boss: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@nauka7565]

Ey b0ss

[@GiveMeBread1]

Gustavo6046 how do you do that? -\_(:)_/-

[@m4sherman926]

Haus Vice They have clearly surpassed us

[@BooneTheKing]

Vungmuny Animations idk if u actually don’t know but i think ur referencing that one meme

[@awangkunurdanialfarhanbina9063]

someone: how fast your car goes? me: like, 160mph starman: pfft, rookie

[@YashSharma-wu7kr]

Pathetic

[@virusstudio7115]

Well, mine is 300.000kmp/s

[@GeorgeNikbet]

lol

[@juichi8361]

imagine the value of that car when it comes back to Earth.

[@ashrafhaider598]

It'll be priceless

[@mauriciorenzi]

3B dollers

[@busteraycan]

I don't think it would have much value left with that kind of milage.

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

@@busteraycan i was waiting for the mileage joke lol

[@KrowKlx]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$%

[@jaydenlee1493]

"change da world my final message. Goodbye......"

[@sawyer6801]

**windows start up noises**

[@mzhuyt9232]

*Ricardo Milos in the passenger seat starts dancing*

[@FlexBeanbag]

@@mzhuyt9232 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ7GaoF8m82rbZY

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

_For Starman Live-Data, here ya go:_ www.whereisroadster.com/

[@rikosaikawa9024]

Prof Percival with my last breath I blame Zoidberg!

[@niqq4]

1950: there will be flying cars in the future. 2019: well yes but actually no.

[@CT7056]

There are flying cars, there were flying cars in 1950 as well

[@EmpEcropEco]

@@CT7056 examples?

[@CT7056]

@@EmpEcropEco avrocar is officially a flying car created in 1934, but airplanes are basically flying cars

[@smarttv1335]

@@CT7056 well yes, but actually no

[@EmpEcropEco]

@@UndisputedSquid well same could be said about regular cars. If they ever allowed it, it would require training and license, just like with cars today.

[@Foxtalee]

1973: We will have flying cars in the future! Starman: *well, yes but actually no but actually yes* Edit: flipped the joke around

[@nocyam7447]

Copied and underrated

[@Keoaneye]

Actually always falling

[@Cneqq]

SPACE CARS

[@nocyam7447]

free drama

[@akiroai6577]

Almeida Afonso lopes Not

[@zolzolzolzolzol]

That feeling when aliens swap the Tesla for a Honda civic

[@shakattack8114]

Me*nuuuuu take my baby bike

[@cloudyvids8873]

How about no, they would swap it for flyin' saucer

[@JosephStalin-hv8en]

Hahahaha

[@grizzamundo]

Everybody: we need to know if Mars is habitable! Astronomers: hehe cool car

[@theioncow1764]

Mars is uninhabitable without life support or extensive terraforming

[@blockyez7374]

hehe funi car fly fly go whoosh

[@BooneTheKing]

Big Oof what’s that meme called I need to find that template

[@blockyez7374]

@@BooneTheKing i actually dont know

[@blockyez7374]

@@BooneTheKing my brain just went dead

[@clayc9221]

1900s: we'll have flying cars in the future! 2018: nah, just toss a regular car in space

[@Manu-jc2sx]

Well it's a flying car in space.😉

[@pennylenny5]

Regular? Its a tesla its over 100000$ stupd

[@boygonnaclapu9750]

Impro no u

[@munzlp]

@@boygonnaclapu9750 whoa, a man of quality

[@alimusic1810]

@@pennylenny5 no one likes you prick

[@trixx6721]

3019 Astronauts WTF is that orbiting around the earth looks like aliens

[@unclefreddieDied]

there goes the planet

[@unclefreddieDied]

what's coming out of her nose?!?

[@BronxBomber-mf9hl]

Shes gone from suck to blow

[@jackmeholff8969]

I'm not saying it's aliens But it aliens

[@jaskala5225]

But if someday comes the end for humans and like million years later theres again "humans" and when they see the car they think its alien :D

[@user-cg9fe4zq8p]

I find it amazing that somewhere out in space there is Tesla just floating around

[@skelly9266]

Random aliens just find a tesla

[@deathhound9400]

there are alot more amazing things floating around in space than a tesla

[@exonnicus9684]

Death Hound but it’s a Tesla

[@jasonvoorhees3666]

I find it amazing that people actually believe there is a Tesla floating around in space.

[@hogrideeeeer]

@@jasonvoorhees3666 so there isn't?

[@Davechow12]

Imagine retrieving the roadster only to discover Elon stashed a corpse in that space suit.

[@JustAnAverageJoe2]

yup

[@SomalianDuke]

Holy shit

[@eprostation4260]

dark

[@Smoothie_dude]

Tbh the detectives could probably sniff the body out

[@darkrider95bilmemney82]

it would be still the funniest shit ever humankind made of.

[@jcalcantara3216]

2000s babies when Starman returns in 2091: "At last, He has returned."

[@Kevineitor199]

"i can finally rest knowing humanity made it this far to recieve the prodigy son back"

[@Neel-xb1ok]

Old people: That cant be. ITS HIM! Every other old person: YESS! LET'S GOO Kids: What? Is that a car? Why are you celebrating grandpa Me: You wouldn't get it

[@dylanjohnstone5119]

Haha by then if we continue on this path we may have a solar space station

[@mr.stealyogurl869]

Dylan Johnstone if we continue on this planet? You can’t just move planet and I doubt the whole life on Mars thing will work out as well as they think

[@just_some_dude019]

@@mr.stealyogurl869 By path, he means by the way we are developing technology and being more peaceful then in the past. Not moving planets.

[@orange8597]

Alien *flys past roadster* “Was that a car? Do humans just throw cars into space for fun?”

[@nerd7967]

yes

[@Robloxchat123]

yes

[@finnops]

yes

[@hurricanespin9919]

yes

[@darbro7562]

Yes

[@idiazanimation]

Cant wait until I'm 42 and can tell my kids about the story of "Starman".

[@FallingGameplay189]

Damn,.... same...

[@dictolory]

same

[@syamsoulazrien6044]

same

[@Eman-ud6tg]

same

[@olbradley]

Same.

[@ll-kj6gg]

*Watched video at night* *Goes outside and looks up* Me: “hmm I wonder where he is” *Sees a flaming car coming* Also me: “oh shi-“

[@sogg8713]

*insert to be continued meme here*

[@keltonkantspel6286]

hi lol

[@deadeyez7085]

It's so underrated.. I like your comment..

[@WSHong-oe7bg]

We'll Be Right Back

[@cale378]

"mommy, mommy, a flying car" "stop it brian" *"holy sh-"*

[@rtdt200]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKPbqaeojZ2pmMU

[@theNova99]

Rogerio Tomasini stop

[@toothpasteman3400]

@@rtdt200 bruh the earth is NOT FLAT OR UNDER A DOME jesus I mean "why have we not gone back to the moon or mars" first off NASA wants to do that second off what do you mean RETURN to mars we already have satellites and probes around it and on it

[@Ardent761]

Elon Musk retrieving his Roadster: "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."

[@TechnoYacy]

Xeusa underated

[@ManLikeEddy]

that car is gonna have so much fucking star dust on it lmao

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

@@ManLikeEddy not really. it'll be potmarked by microscopic asteroids but it's not massive enough to accumulate dust.

[@commentpd6689]

Elon musk: damn only if I owned a space compa Elon musk: ima make co2 emisiones on space

[@flatmarsmemes9672]

How to train your dragon 2. Stoik the wast

[@russianoldschoo48]

Imagine if it returned with graffiti on it

[@Booboobear-eo4es]

Along with the tires missing and the stereo ripped out.

[@molw9954]

I like how all of you have the default picture

[@pmc614]

Starman returns but he's in the passenger seat

[@ttcrazycrew382]

@@pmc614 oh no

[@talenamcgovernandkids6040]

Damn TEENAGERS!!

[@heroduck5155]

1946: We are going to have flying cars 2019: close enough

[@excaliber2845]

Nice numbers of likes

[@Its_Orca]

Yea

[@MeatSporkMusic]

Ryan Will blast the thing into orbit and call it a day lmao. Good job humans

[@heroduck5155]

@@MeatSporkMusic hahaha

[@eternalamvs420]

copieeddd

[@cheesytoad7023]

1960: Well have flying cars in the future! 2091: Well actually, we had floating cars!

[@TMK411]

Cheesy Toad well the 60s weren’t wrong Starman is technically a flying car

[@mlee6050]

We already have flying cars, just that have to go to open area for when attach the wings

[@HitMyPoop]

Just imagine 74 years old Elon Musk retrieving Starman. It would be magnificent.

[@NoPulseForRussians]

I wouldn't put it past him. Elon does whatever he wants lol. And it's awesome!

[@BeeKisses]

I'm torn, should the Tesla return and be a shrine to human achievement in a museum, or be left as a legacy to be found long after our civilization has either died or left the system...

[@vinny142]

@@NoPulseForRussians It's a waste of resources.

[@thomasknight604]

@@vinny142 Fun is always worth the resources

[@NaenaeGaming]

If he did recover it, would it drive?

[@arkiebarkie5656]

Teacher: So what did you do in the summer? Starman: its complicated

[@khoiphan8411]

420 likes.. Impossible.

[@xeno1912]

Ozone which summer u talkin about, I been through the summers of every planet

[@xeno1912]

Ozone Um ok?

[@NeonsStyleHD]

If he comes back, he'll just end up in a museum gathering dust. Better he stays out there as a reminder of our potential.

[@justadood5483]

Well I think starman should be retrieved so Elon can have one last look at it and launch him back up into the stars

[@holderbee7811]

By the time it comes back, we may have sent other things by then

[@WAVE0025]

If life here on earth gets wiped out,starman will be one of those relics that will be a reminder of our existence

[@michaelbarr1189]

I think that in elon's head that was not a goodbye...one day he will retreive it with starship and that will be for him a proof of his success and acheivement. You have to think like Elon!

[@_XJEN_]

Humans: OMG STARMAN IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST HUMAN OBJECT TO MEET ALIENS! *sad voyager 1 noises*...

[@nilsnyman6767]

You actually tugged my heart strings with that. There's a special place in my heart for Voyager 1. I watched it lift off, and to know it just recently passed Pluto is so damned mind bendingly cool.

[@BooksandCaffeine]

@@nilsnyman6767 Just recently? Voyager 1 never visited Pluto (and it never can), but in 2004, it was already 94 AU from the Sun. Pluto is never more than 49.3 AU out. Voyager passed Pluto's orbit a long time ago. Maybe you're thinking of New Horizons?

[@BooksandCaffeine]

@@Tj05543 Do you know what the word "object" means?

[@Tj05543]

Joseph Dunphy yes I do

[@hornypolice7994]

Sad opportunity noises

[@jordiverswyvel8126]

Government: you cannot run away from Corona Starman:😎

[@shakattack8114]

I call dibs on the passenger seat

[@krishnameet436]

Shotgun

[@Punisher10314]

@@shakattack8114 NO ME!!

[@cklau314]

@@shakattack8114 I ll take the trunk

[@bottlev2768]

I will just grab on to the tesla

[@antonio-onism9814]

2:03 we'll send buses on Mars too??

[@ridingwarthogs3244]

Public transport is the most important part of space exploration

[@Gmax100_]

@@ridingwarthogs3244 yeah we're already killing ourself with cars here

[@virusstudio7115]

MAYBE

[@casualwoomy]

Ohhhhh, so that’s when dads coming back He said he was buying milk

[@prada123]

Legendarydevil 666 no thats the mums

[@megamichael4021]

@@prada123 thats dad

[@plz_send_memes6585]

Space milk

[@WAVE0025]

Your dad is currently on a solar adventure to get the highest universal quality milk in existence,he will be back soon

[@whaledolfin5182]

ArtsGuy _ yes “soon”

"There's a starman waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds There's a starman waiting in the sky He's told us not to blow it Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me: Let the children lose it Let the children use it Let all the children boogie"

[@jacklilegostudios4687]

“I have to phone some one so I picked on you, oh, oh Hey that’s far out, so you heard him to, oh, oh Switch on the TV we may pick him up on, channel two Look out your window I can see his light, light, light If we can sparkle he may land tonight, night, night Don’t tell your papa or he’ll get us locked up, in fright”

[@catalinadog157]

I’m using everyone’s comments to make a song

[@rinislaboratories1315]

Its already a song by David Bowie

[@mikportgal221]

imagine searching for your uber driver runing later and then see his gps near sun

[@spinach7955]

if that happened in real life i would want to get on

[@ryanwilson5936]

I’m still convinced there’s a body in that suit....

[@norbertfleck812]

Is a Manager missing?

[@Viemo_]

Elon Musk developed an android of himself and sent himself to a road to Mars. The roadster has everything he needs yo live in Mars.

[@hadleymanmusic]

Stephan hawking

[@hadleymanmusic]

@Time Bandit yea that got him drugged and tubes hooked up to him from under the hood

[@hadleymanmusic]

Sheldons hidin in the trunk

[@deploy_leroy]

Imagine if aliens LS Swapped the Roadster

[@leon760]

Hahahaha😂

[@Ksolis-xl3xm]

Shantanu Thakare lmao

[@Noesandresss]

The cuhs

[@iankalaghe2302]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂.

[@tygervoods8358]

W

[@XCosmixs]

Next on the news: “SpaceX will send a *real* man just like the “Starman” from 2018. And now the weather! John?”

[@pancake2461]

*the year is 2183* *star man has gone super-sonic and hit earth, causing a huge tsunami wiping out man kind*

[@HonoredSenior]

It's the year *3861* We managed to live on the *Sun* Epic, *Right?*

[@bobb6352]

Mike The Epic Robloxian -_- ·13 years ago wait wha

[@HonoredSenior]

@@bobb6352 and urs is 13 hours ago! XD

[@bobb6352]

Mike The Epic Robloxian -_- ·13 years ago 🤯

[@hammy8355]

Oh god oh no

[@Khangthan2]

David Bowie: *”There's a starman waiting in the sky”*

[@louisemast1538]

He'd like to say hello but he thinks he'll blow our minds

[@dk14929]

He's told us not to blow it 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me Let the children lose it Let the children use it Let all the children boogie

[@stanleybowman-hood6194]

For a starship to eat him

[@justanasianman6798]

Imagine aliens comming to earth and nasa saying you found thr golden disc and the aliens saying no a car hit us

[@FITH-_-]

lol

[@leyton2558]

imagine the live stream in 2091 of him returning and our kids just wondering why there was a car in space

[@lucidmoses]

Far as I know it was one of the very few things that was sent to space that wasn't radiation hardened or micro-meteor shielded. It would be interesting to see how it stood up to life in space.

[@khanch.6807]

The red color would be bleach and it would turn into a white roadster.

[@keltondavis4559]

@@khanch.6807 also all of the leather and fabric would be gone

[@jonathankydd1816]

@@keltondavis4559 plus micrometeorites would leave the surface dented, pitted, and covered in holes.

[@michaelsullivan1703]

If it ever comes back just bring it to Carfax and have it evaluated.

[@lucidmoses]

@@jonathankydd1816 Yes, Without special shielding a far few of them are going to go right through.

[@jakartagamer6188]

1947: ak-47 is created 2047: starman is retrieved Edit:i forgot to add this COINCIDENCE? *I THINK NOT*

[@jakartagamer6188]

@G T C who are you and ho lee fuk it's 115 likes just a for a trash comment like this?

[@kerilz8794]

What does an AK have to do with space? That's just dumb.

[@jakartagamer6188]

@@kerilz8794 yeah as i said *"TRASH COMMENT"* you dumbarse read everything properly

[@jakartagamer6188]

@@kerilz8794 anyways it was created by USSR and USSR created the space race and we came here because of USSR start the space race and USA got the lead

[@jakartagamer6188]

@G T C •-• kay wat de fuk i just comments trash but lots of likes like 1K likes, when people sometimes has some good jokes or deep meaning they only have 20-200 likes (no i didn't get 1K likes, probably) but people like these comment is so overrated by my standards this is just not right (got a little bit of communist thinking here)

[@olivesheep9756]

Dont worry.. He is fighting thanos.

[@SimplyIanjo]

OliveSheep I thought thanos head got chopped off in endgame

[@olivesheep9756]

@@SimplyIanjo and i thought thanos was shrek

[@WAVE0025]

Starman is earth's greatest defender

[@planetearth6270]

Earth: *gets a massege from sagittarius constilation* Earth: why did you send a massege to us, did Voyager crash into you? Alien: no, a Tesla crashed in our farm😤 Earth: damn you starman

[@dbkarman]

no

[@TheNexusGuy]

30 years before: People looking to see comets passing by 2019: People looking to see a car orbiting Earth

[@ballssnatcher9764]

You know what happened to Starman? *Mars crashed into him* Jk

[@moldyshoess]

👊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRUHH, MY WHOLE CLASS IS LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS!1! MY TEACHER IS CRYING!!!1!! 🥕🐡🥕🐡🥕🐡🔥🔥🔥🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@newspacia]

@TacoPerSec Your use of emojis is kinda concerning.

[@moldyshoess]

@@newspacia thats the joke

[@ywsyoutubesdad1527]

Elon musk: hears fly me to the moon Sends starman

[@oharryc]

Scarelex more like hears starman

[@lonewolf4361]

*The STAR MAN is safe from the Covid19*

[@cloudyvids8873]

True but he is in the space quarantine

[@Dark-sy6ou]

No one: Random Kid: Why is starman in space? Elton John: *Cause Hes a Rocketmaan!*

[@mokongthe3856]

Lol Elton Musk

[@erurax]

David Bowie: There's a starman waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us

[@NIHILWR]

Love it

[@alisak1701]

@@erurax But he thinks he'd blew our minds

[@thatoneguy2162]

Epcrafter finally someone who knows the song

[@Jona69]

I think we should keep it in space for 42 years and then retrieve and put it on display in a museum on mars. That would be incredible.

[@cdav]

Or launch a museum into space around the roadster.

[@tobycooper4639]

problem is though, you can't just go grab it from space. its orbit is different to earths, so its gonna be ages away in 42 years

[@Jona69]

@@tobycooper4639 You would have to launch a year ahead to get it. It's not that hard to match an orbit with what is basically a near earth astroid.

[@tobycooper4639]

@@Jona69 www.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

[@tinysmall9697]

"Dirk's" is right... What an appropriate comment from someone who uses that screen name. 🙄

[@officialspock]

Don't retrieve it, let the next civilization wonder

[@aesco13-76]

So this is how weird things are found from past generations...

[@Talinthis]

@@aesco13-76 i wouldnt doubt it. i always thought it would be funny to just do stuff that messes with people 1000 years or so later.

[@636_Ninjaa]

@@Talinthis Egyptians were laughing their asses off lmao. Imagine them sitting back and watching aliens build the pyramids.

[@roadroller8851]

Imagine if aliens just pass by and see a Tesla floating by their window

[@sagitta98]

@@roadroller8851 Alien 1: Are you sure this system is where Earthlings belong? Alien 2: I think so, this map I find on that shiny thing says it's near. *sees a floating car and astronaut dummy chilling on the window Alien 2: I think we're close...

[@brownbearboxproductions3458]

Thomas Edison: who jere can make a flying car? SpaceX: hold my rocket.

[@Heblo]

Seeing a female alien on the passengers seat would make me so proud

[@hornypolice7994]

In the backseat he would be the first alien dildo

[@janayasfaw9762]

So nobody else saw the camera crew pop up at the 37 second mark 😂 just stare at the passenger seat #IssaHollywoodProduction

[@kojokiller998]

@@janayasfaw9762 what?

[@vovidenie5438]

@@kojokiller998 Its just a dumb flat earther pasting the same message in multiple people's threads.

[@ben.pueschel]

Janaya Trotter do you know what a shadow is?

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

Video: Where is Starman? Drax: Why is Starman?

[@Kaleii08]

What is Starman?

[@ashurad_fox5991]

When is starman?

[@dr.squidshmirtz9339]

Lol why is Star an haaahahahahahahha

[@adam_4079]

who is Starman?

[@636_Ninjaa]

How is Starman?

[@dadams8]

How to survive the end of the world: Be Starman

[@shakattack8114]

I wanna sit in da passenger seat now :(

[@cloudyvids8873]

@@shakattack8114 same

[@thebeveckthebeveck9759]

@@cloudyvids8873 haha

[@tf3467]

Imagine an alien finding the Starman and just being completely confused

[@rtdt200]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKPbqaeojZ2pmMU

[@dave5346]

To be fair he probs tried to calculate it to return the year 2069, its just elons personality

[@ahmedalshaikh4306]

Humans in 2314 at mars: *forget about the starman tesla* Starman tesla: *crash lands at mars* Humans: wtf

[@codyfunk118]

I can see elon spending millions to try and get the roadster back to earth

[@JustinsGarage]

Cody Funk And selling it for billions 😂

[@raifikarj6698]

70 years from now, if Elon Musk still Alive

[@mathis5571]

@@raifikarj6698 watch the whole video yo

[@MadaraUchiha-mw9ee]

Starman : *passing over Martian Sky* Martian Aliens : whoa, is that a UFO?

[@kopakay]

Everyone: We need to know what is out there Astronomers: Starman go brrrrrr

[@JPLToyExperience]

Probably already hit by Captain Marvel when she whooshed by

[@ronnierabell1]

Whooshed.... 😆😂🤣😂 captain marvel no Bueno

[@quan9576]

Year 2219: nothing Starman: VROOM * crashes to earth * Year 2219: Wtf????

[@emberprime1015]

Holy moly

[@Fabrikoooo]

*"We don't know how to live together on Earth, how the hell we are going to live together on Mars?" Jacque Fresco*

[@erikbakker1531]

Well, who is this "we" that this Jacque Fresco speaks off? Do "we" not know how to live together on Earth? I know perfectly well how to live on Earth together with other human beings. And you, Fabricio Fercher, you probably do also. You are most likely just a normal person like me, and I think that you have no problems with living on Earth together with other people. Now I do not know who this Jacque Fresco is, but he definitely sounds like a simplistic ignorant fool. Please don't quote such people. Please don't quote people who contribute nothing to this world but the impediment that is their existence. Take care. 🙂👍

[@Fabrikoooo]

@@erikbakker1531 we is humanity. It is almost impossible to live together with this old and ignorant and ambiguous to open to self interpretation. That is what Jacque is talking about. Now engineering, chemistry, electronics ... don't have that problem because the understanding is based on testing, on a highly degree of physical reference. We need a global techincal culture that work the same way so we can understand each other and have a more accurate understanding of what is happening. How you say things like that from a person that you even know? This kind of free aggression came when the things are not like what we personally prefer, and science doesn't work that way, neither the butcher scale. Know Jacque! If you have the balls, you will grasp a more realistic understanding of life and human problems.

[@erikbakker1531]

@@Fabrikoooo The truth is, "we" know perfectly well how to live together on Earth. The truth is, that the overwhelmingly vast majority of human beings, you, me, and billions of others will never plunder or rape or murder or thwart or destroy anybody. The truth is, there is nothing wrong with humanity. Everybody is just doing the best they can with what they have. And although there might be some problems here and there, none of those cannot be rationally overcome. There is no need for me to inform myself about a man named Jacque Fresco. I am not interested in this person nor in his ways. The reason for this has nothing to do with me having balls or not. The reason I am not interested in the man, is because a quotation like his reveals a psychology of negativity. If a person says "we cannot live together on Mars because we cannot live together on Earth", then he is a) not thinking constructively, and b) not solving any (perceived) problems. Instead of speaking of solutions, he then simply judges humanity to be incapable of living together on Earth. The truth is, I have no trouble living on Earth together with my fellow man, nor has any friend of mine, nor any other person I know of. Once again, you do not have to defend a man with a negative constitution like this mr. Fresco's whom the world does not need. It's best for us to find what makes us come alive and do that. Because if there is anything the world does need, it is people who have come alive. Anyhow, take care. 🙂👍

[@Fabrikoooo]

@@erikbakker1531 your truth is wrong and it goes far beyond your personal environment. Just look at war, if we can do so much damage we can make so much good but today we don't know how. That is why we all have to learn a technical area so we can understand each like the use of scale. I will defend him and his work because he have the key on how to build a civilized society, which we are not today. 100's of millions of people have die through out history because we don't know how to live together on Earth, because of the unreal values and personal opinion, neither of them useful to bridge the difference. What you don't want to do is change, well look at the universe and you will see change everywhere.

[@erikbakker1531]

@@Fabrikoooo I understand what you mean. Yes there are wars, and mostly for irrational reasons (although some wars are good). Yes there are a lot of irrational values that people pursue. Of course mankind can be seen as an infant, as a child, that needs learning. And this learning, I believe, is a slow process. But I also believe that mankind can solve problems by outgrowing them. "We" don't have to solve problems on Earth first before "we" can go and live on Mars. Maybe going to Mars is part of a solution, who knows. Or yes, maybe in a far away future there will even be a war on Mars. The truth is, "we", at least I, know perfectly well what values are necessary for mankind to live together in peace and harmony and justice. Start with these two: - individual rights - objective law These two values are the plain on which humanity thrives. If you remove just one, then the plain becomes a slope. Now, some people desire the slope. It is very easy to be irrational, and some people desire just that. I do not count on them. I don't care for criminals, I don't care for dictators, I don't care for people that are willfully irrational. I only care for people who are willing(!) to be rational and independent in thought and deed. The truth is, there are very few people that are evil by nature. Most people are benevolent and simply OK. Just misguided perhaps, by irrational values. Individual rights and objective law are values that guide humanity in becoming better, stronger, healthier, and believe it or not, more rational. However, most people do not truly believe in individual rights and objective law. They say they do, but the discipline one needs for that is often too great. Truth is, there is no rational reason not to go to Mars. Mankind does not first have to solve problems on Earth before it can go to Mars. Besides, many problems are not problems at all. It's often a matter of perspective, and a matter of one's standard of value. People are free to chose, unless they believe they are not free to chose. Then they create their own chains and shackles. And yes, it can be a very sad thing to behold. Yes, sometimes I wish that, with a push on a magical button, I could transform the world into a better place, but that is just focussing on what is wrong. I like to focus on what is right in people. And I have learned that, if humans are not motivated by fear, but by rational values like reason, purpose, self-esteem, and rational virtues like justice, honesty, courage, productiveness, then you will find that people are basically good. Sometimes just a little bit lazy perhaps. Summarizing, humans need individual rights and objective law in order to provide them with a world in which they can thrive. Humans need rational values to pursue, and to gain and to keep those values they need rational virtues . Most of all they need the value of self-esteem. Desperately. And people gain self-esteem, for one part, by being believed in. For people need to believe that they are valuable, that they are loveable, and that they are worthy of growing and improving. Nobody ought to tell them that they are bad or evil or primitive. Nobody ought to look down on them. Nobody ought to tell them that they cannot live on Mars because they cannot live on Earth. What people need, is encouragement. People need to be lifted up by praise for their achievements, and by trust in their abilities. What people need, is to believe that they are capable. Any quotation to the contrary misses the point.

[@mattonite6372]

Imagine if they implemented a feature where every hour or so he would say “fucking epic”

[@hudsontindugan2535]

Starman:*sees* alien no fuel Alien: hey man can u give me a ride? Starman:sure have a seat

[@shakattack8114]

Us*ALIENS! scientists*OoOoOoo the first human alien

[@theotherside931]

*But is this fair? Creating a man and subjecting him to a monumental galactic time of solitude.*

[@TonyRodriges]

Eventually he stopped thinking -kars -jojos Bizzarre adventure

[@That0ne_User]

the old roadster is faster than the new one! with a top speed of mach 10! edit: actually mach 40-

[@arvindsadhoe3775]

The first ever meme to get launched into space , we will never forget this moment

[@foreignbananabread689]

What if it comes back and the wheels were stolen. Sittin on cinder blocks 😂

[@mralberosie3987]

can’t have shit in space

[@hexons521]

And the award for world longest drive belongs to............... Starman Elon: I knew it

[@royfablooo2810]

Imagine your an alien and you saw a car floating to space 😂

[@RandoMM12345]

you really think it's true

[@a.banana]

@@RandoMM12345 ??

[@cememems283]

LOLOLOLOLOLYOLOPOPOPOPOPOPOOPOPO

[@LNCR7501]

What a car?👽🚗

[@endro7233]

I am an “alien” in space and don’t worry the guy in there made out with an alien already

[@DifficultName]

"By [2035] it's likely we'll have more advanced telescopes on and around Mars" It has been decades since we stepped foot on the moon and we still don't have really any telescopes there. This is quite an optimistic claim.

[@mew9918]

The Moon is a natural SATELLITE there are NO intentions of establishing life on the Moon. Mars, however is a goddamm planet and there are intentions of establishing life on Mars

[@lysanderhunter4230]

If we really wanted to we could have a telescope on the moon in say 40 months we are going back to make a permanent base in 2022 anyway

[@Camelotsmoon]

I said "I'll believe it when I see it.". I remember that 2010 trip back to the moon, it was fantastic wasn't it?

[@Camelotsmoon]

@@mew9918 The plan for awhile has been to use the moon as a launch pad, since it's much easier to get things lifted off from the moon, than from Earth. Ideally we'd create a base there, transfer stuff from earth to the moon, then go from the moon to Mars.

[@zehboz]

​@@Camelotsmoon No, that is irrational; Ideally we would create "stuff" on the Moon using it as a source and only transfer crews (+supply) / manufacturing tools to the Moon.

[@subline_funtime]

Watch him come back with an alien bra

[@goldberg5024]

1946: in the future there will be flying cars 2019: technically they were right

[@moaimachines8290]

*Yes but actually no.*

[@perniciousseizurehellio3438]

@@moaimachines8290 shut the fuck up normie

[@zystix6966]

yesn't

[@jordiverswyvel8126]

Starman: hey do you like my car? Aliens: 😮

[@shakattack8114]

If I was an alien I’d scream