When you get diagnosed as a baddie (actually sad)

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[@henchy4915]

hi

[@TheGreatGorillas]

@@henchy4915 Heyy

[@akojereton3070]

Can I use this as an audio…. Please please pleaseeee… I’m an animator🥴

[@akojereton3070]

I’ll send the animated format to you if you first if you consent 🫣

[@MrMemeISMr]

Unspoken rizz man meets baddie girl

[@rubenbitoun1217]

"I might shoot my shot" That's very professional of you to inform her of your intentions

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

As a good doctor, it’s important to give all the relevant symptom information.

[@totoroneblinny6100]

Anything for you miss Bitoun

[@DrCruel]

Lucky it wasn't Dr House. He would have impregnated her on the spot.

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@totoroneblinny6100 🤨

[@kiranhannis3445]

Type two dibades

[@herotehdude]

“I thought I was mid” is such a powerful line

[@ReactsandMore]

FACTS, maybe the best part of this skit.

[@SchwarzSchwertkampfer]

....😂🤣Absolute parody, because they got terrible taste.

[@moreffort]

Mid is also good ngl

[@compavion]

Always has been

[@cythefly]

Explain pls. I don’t get it

[@jx.starclouds]

I thought he was gonna say “I can give you this oversized hoodie, it’ll trick all the men into thinking you already have a boyfriend” 😭

[@brooklyngardner223]

Plot twist its his hoodie

[@AlbertKimMusic]

That’s literally what the hoodie represents lol

[@n4tri]

​ @Albert Kim it doesn't really, right? :O

[@XxNightmare128xX]

Jokes on them, I'm into girls who wear oversized hoodies.

[@Abigail-meghan]

@@XxNightmare128xX 💀💀💀

[@Quinn856]

"How long do i have... of being single?" 💀

[@prettyadah7358]

This one got me🤣🤣

[@kelincitigaroda]

1.5k likes with 1 comment? Let me fix that

[@haengihorsetheonewhocancoo8855]

*insert Dwayne the Rock Johnson face*

[@MrGr4pe]

Eternity

[@GlobeOil0030official]

Omg yes ​@@haengihorsetheonewhocancoo8855

[@aparnarai3708]

Dude's definitely one of those guys who ignored her in highschool

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Sic_Shawn]

I mean he is a doctor so he should have lol

[@lucywoodhead8947]

​@@EEEEEEEE F

[@hadleymalfoy315]

​@@lucywoodhead8947 G

[@SeanMyBoi]

@@hadleymalfoy315 T

[@cheesecrackers1194]

’you had a stage four glow up‘ I need that rn

[@TheChosend]

Frr I'm 17 and I'm still waiting

[@delfintine1285]

same

[@delfintine1285]

@@sidd_27 its not that easy for most people

[@delfintine1285]

@@sidd_27 i physically can not remember every time i have to work out or stop eating bad because i have adhd and a bad memory

[@ayoutubecommenter7494]

​@@delfintine1285 cap, you have paper notes and your phone in your pocket all the time, don't try to pass the responsibility and say "I can't control it" just because you don't try hard enough. You might have it harder than others but then you have to try harder than others!

[@slashall8926]

Clinically hot got me.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

She is!

[@ducttape9940]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@mikechad27]

​@@iwatchwithnoads7480what's her name?

[@lapislazuali]

4.9

[@hunterallen8225]

“Hell I might shoot my shot” was wild lol 😂

[@liegerr5978]

Fr

[@droman608]

Her answer sent me. 😂🤣

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

😂😂😂

[@neptunemike]

Lol, and she was so disgusted by it 😂”Oh My God!”

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

Man has priorities.

[@persontheguy]

bro i need somebody to tell me i’m “clinically hot” every day

[@franciscoferraz6788]

You're clinically hot.

[@ordinaryperson-my7qr]

Are you tho?

[@dragonlord1225]

Best I can do is to tell you you are biochemically hot.

[@Fraudkovic]

Maybe stop being a weeb and go outside

[@someopinionateddirt6561]

You are clinically hot, my dude or dudette.

[@DES.REVER.DESIGNS]

Stage 4 glow-ups are super serious. Walking around thinking you're ugly, while being hot, is really bad for your mental health.

[@Atillatzke]

I knew a girl like that but how come they cant adapt and accept they are hot now and feel happy about it?

[@mavendeo]

​@@Atillatzke Dysphoria.

[@mavendeo]

Ok, but what if you... "had a friend..." who walked around thinking they were ugly, but they actually were ugly? Still bad for mental health?

[@MargaritaOnTheRox]

I've walked around thinking I was ugly a long time. I thought guys hit on me because they thought someone was average as me wouldn't be choosey, and that people said I was pretty just to be nice. It wasn't until my late 20s that I accepted that maybe I'd been a baddie for years, and never knew it. I hadn't been diagnosed

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@chebztheloser]

If atracting people, flirting, etc. was a disease, I would be the healthiest man alive

[@regularperson9297]

Nah king you good, dont go thinking otherwise bro

[@Fogdweller276]

And I will be immortal

[@hunterallen8225]

My man you would be caught dead with those looks king 🙏🏻

[@rodentdevisbetter228]

Rizz would the most deadly disease☠️

[@nooramars3342]

Same

[@AishaJinyu]

"This is the part of the job i love" dayum bro really said

[@DystopianRocker]

😂😂😂😂

[@strawberrypudding1017]

"Dia-baddies" got me dying

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎E‎

[@Cabb21]

Nice pfp.

[@chneney]

Same bro

[@Illumi_marrow]

Ik it did

[@Duolingo12312]

​@@Illumi_marrow ur pfp 💀😬

[@ahmedrommani3698]

bro if i was in this universe id be the healthiest person alive

[@snails5305]

Dear lorde i can relate bro

[@jagothegamer5750]

Oof

[@jagadishgospat2548]

Id be immortal

[@JosephStalin231]

i wish that was real

[@akshataayush9462]

💀💀🔥🔥💯💯

[@gecgoodpasi1654]

As a man i can say that oversized hoddies are compromised as a camouflage tool and get in fact detected by our baddie radar.

[@ISM_inventorsamYT]

Badar

[@kaymartin2807]

​@@ISM_inventorsamYTTHE BADDAR i love this lol

[@foxowaranimation397]

as a non-baddie oversized hoodie lover, I blend right in with the disguised baddies and even give out advice when need be

[@luckytheloser000]

I love everything about this comment and the replies

[@LeArctic]

Hodies being apart of the school uniform....

[@marcosperz9998]

"4 outta 5 doctors would beat cheeks" truly a difficult time for her

[@thatdoofus4529]

AWESOME

[@croaklikeatoad4384]

The crimes I would commit if a medical professional called me a baddie

[@ApolloX_Games]

Thank God that’ll never happen,for all our sakes!

[@theshadeow5103]

@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8jOk 😂

[@allfiction8905]

​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j ok I'll block you

[@sebaschan-uwu]

"DAMN shawty you a baddie! But seriously, you need to start eating healthier."

[@rayhans7887]

My ex was a Nurse, called me baddie all the time

[@The_Yoro]

“Hell I might shoot my shot” me to brother😂

[@emilegordon2988]

Funniest part of the video I was not expecting that 😂😂😂😂

[@elaizakaguya4631]

😂😂

[@zongwenzhu306]

Almost 2k likes and only 3 replies

[@eazythedon54st]

😂😂😂

[@nvae7252]

Unintentionally flirting is the worst especially when you got liquor courage and just wanted to belong/ make friends

[@Ky-tj6qt]

Cant relate

[@theredcinder7437]

How exactly do you unintentionally flirt lol

[@davids128]

@@theredcinder7437 it this my understanding that men basically think that any women talking to them is flirting « giving signals » when really they were just being nice. And the badder you are the worst it gets.

[@devicejailbreaker1]

And yet you can’t figure out how you came to this world…

[@dianneetienne1303]

I know what you mean. Got that liquid courage and all of a sudden confidence and laughter comes out and they think you’re flirting. Lol now I’m a mean drunk lol

[@jimgilbert9984]

That face and the way she cried out "Oh, my God!" reminds me of the reaction I once got when I asked a woman on a date. 😞

[@Anatolpinist]

"The worst thing she can say is no" The worst thing in question: 😱 🤮 💀🙍🏻

[@lucienderthel338]

dodged a bullet bro

[@jimgilbert9984]

@@lucienderthel338 Yep!

[@MondeSerenaWilliams]

That's rough, buddy

[@DGneoseeker1]

Same. Women have caused me to lose the will to live.

[@madse2140]

“Maybe doing some more squats? it looks like” 💀

[@HrithikaManoj]

i was literally looking for this comment

[@scarl3tt..-143]

“u have typ 2 dia-baddies” i’m wheezing- 💀✋🏼

[@srinivaskone]

56 likes no comments let me fix that

[@holasoydora6522]

@@srinivaskone how? letting ur botz do the job? mf get a life

[@Seetiyan]

​@@srinivaskoneOkay . . . but your comment didn't provide any actual commentary.

[@srinivaskone]

@@Seetiyan it will time will tell

[@artistarvybe]

😂

[@immortalfrieza]

"The good news is, you're not a Karen." "Oh thank god." "Yeeaaah... you're bad, but not that kind of bad."

[@kyle89236]

It will happen after she gets wife upped.

[@5spec]

Baddie always means bad as in no good. No matter what context. NO MATTER WHAT CONTEXT.

[@GallowGlassAnimationAndArt]

@@kyle89236 DiaBaddies usually don’t turn into Karenism. Karenism is on the other side of the chart…usually anyways. There is a rare 5% chance…and among those 5%, it carries a 70% chance of causing permanent debilitation of anyone close enough to annoy within a 5 meter radius. And if Karenism sets In before it’s noticed…there’s only a 7% cure ratio. The only known cures come in 3 different optional treatments. 1. She most be ignored for a full 72 hours…if she misses a doses…that’s it. 2. She must meet an equally or more annoying Karen…once they meet, one will cancel the other…curing her. In a rare phenomenon, sometimes two can cancel and cure each other. 3. This one isn’t recommended…as there’s a chance that it can cause a heart attack…Karen has to meet a quick witted well informed reporter that can enrage her enough with accurate and well informed information that opposes every fiber of said Karen… she will stroke out if your lucky and she will then revert out of Karenism…. It’s a delicate process!

[@KateHikes1933]

Karen is an anti-White slur

[@janicejernigan1326]

“i thought i was mid”😭

[@0FFICERPROBLEM]

'I have bad news' is the genius line here lmao

[@greywolf7577]

I'm glad that KZbin can teach me all the new slang of the Gen Z. Back in my day, being a baddie meant being evil. We even had the "Are we the baddie's?" meme.

[@Augustine_productions-r5o]

Dia-baddies 💀💀💀💀 got me rolling on the floor

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@kaden-BTW]

Don’t we all need a glow up 💀

[@sidd_27]

Nah bru i need determination only I'll get my own glowup for myself

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎E‎

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@sidd_27 that’s a great way of thinking but some people just unlucky. Unless your rich, it don’t matter how bad your genetics are.

[@sidd_27]

@@PhysicallyAwake not really the most unlucky u can get is an uncurable disease, very short height, disturbed facial features and maybe bad hair genetics but u can move past that as well, obv becoming rich is also considered as attractive if you're a man

[@AB-yn2rz]

I'm 28 never used my glow up 😭 I'm past that now

[@danielemusmarra2859]

"They agree, you're clinically hot" ahaha 😂

[@Nan.27]

My sister got diagnosed with stage 3 type 1. The docter gave us one minute to say our goodbyes as she would be highly contagious and the toxicity would be fatal if around anytime passed. She had been giver 3minutes till this occurred, we lost a good soldier that day.

[@ebtihalalsahybi3514]

😔

[@kaylasrainbow]

:(

[@kazuu2994]

I'm sorry for you loss 😔

[@headshotfaze9371]

I’m confused. You’re making a joke about the video right?

[@Supercat100100]

Sorry for your loss, my sister was diagnosed with stage 2 which progressed to stage 3, we rushed her to the ER as fast as we could but after 1 minute which felt like several hours of examination, the doctor came out said he was sorry and there was nothing he could do, we never even got to say goodbye 😢

[@malihaweed7219]

Bruh really said "this is the part of my job that I love" 💀

[@balrogd]

yes, yes he did

[@malihaweed7219]

​@@balrogd agreed 👍

[@ollynolly4592]

It is honestly super weird to have been an ugly kid and teenager and then become attractive as an adult. I'm 21 and I honestly didn't start getting hit on until I was 19. It still feels weird to have people flirt with me, come up to me and ask for my number, etc. A lot of the times I don't know why they would, I haven't changed as a person. I'm still weird and awkward, I say the wrong things and behave oddly but now it's cute and I'm funny and not off-putting. I'm really uncomfortable with the idea of dating anyone or letting anyone touch me because I feel sad for the girl I was as a child.

[@comradeleppi2000]

🙂

[@dm0065]

Im a guy, but it was the same for me. Ugly kid, got used to it. Then in my early 20's suddenly I couldnt fight the women off with a stick. Which youd think would be welcome but it made me anxious. No experience with girls and I think I came off aloof or annoyed. Anyway I'm old now, so I can tell you that If its any consolation, it does go away.

[@dnegel9546]

​@@dm0065 then theres me.. hot in high school and ugly as an adult. 😒 oh well.. more money for me.

[@talkingbirb2808]

Because it's a norm to treat people based on their appearance. Especially the first impression is all due to appearance. I would say that appearance doesn't mean much for being friends, but for something more for me the appearance is important ( it's not like I can change that ). On the other side, did you have any feelings in your life for someone who wasn't good looking or super charismatic? If not, it sounds equal. I hope you will find someone who won't judge you just based on your appearance, but if you want that to happen and you don't think that your character is great then try to improve yourself, find interesting hobbies, i dunno (yeah I know that it's easy to tell, hard to do, but I don't think that it's right to stay single because people treated you badly in the last ) Stay strong!

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

That last line got me.

[@RyuLongRHOG]

"Doc, what's my temperature now?" "Smokin' hot!" "Oh God! 😢"

[@jaydenduncan1860]

The hoodie magically transforms hotties to cuties.. source: Netflix original “Cuties”

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Hottie: Eh Hoodie: YEA

[@SetuwoKecik]

Even better if the sleeves are longer than their hands.

[@Internet-Resident]

I prefer cuties

[@JJKfan..]

​@@Internet-Resident PAUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSE

[@HitTheFan16]

@@SetuwoKecik I wouldn't be able to stop myself from administering a big hug

[@jeremycortez13]

“You’re clinically hot” if I were a doctor I’d use that line

[@Chip_Fuse]

What's stopping you? Learn medicine so that you can use that line 😉

[@RandomHuman1103]

"Tries to wife you up"...im dead🤣

[@Usercode-g8wIt734Hgd2]

Holy cow the symptoms sounded real actually

[@magicscoolbus3834]

This was soo deep, My condolences to her and her single life, here ya go a pair of crocs 😔

[@henri6595]

What's with people and crocs

[@D4n1t0o]

They could've prescribed her Donuts to fix it, but they weren't prepared to get cancelled by the body positivity people.

[@Alternative_Alba]

Why prescribe Donuts when you can huck her up with someone. “That’s part of the job he loves.”

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@samuelakoto6407]

I love that dark idea

[@aaditya1046]

why donuts???

[@grubbygeorge2117]

Hey, don’t worry. You’re okay. When she asked if there’s anything they can give her, my first thought was pouring acid on her face 😭😭

[@cloudyclaraa]

give her pink cat-ear headphones, she’ll turn into a softie in no time.

[@Vrapt0r.]

.... You mean she turns into a E-girl and the new Pokimane.

[@cloudyclaraa]

@@Vrapt0r.exactly!

[@ordinaryperson-my7qr]

​@@cloudyclaraahow...does that help... exactly?

[@cloudyclaraa]

@@ordinaryperson-my7qr tbh I have no idea it just ✨works✨

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Radahn_is_ez]

“Maybe doing so more squats… It looks like.” 💀 Doctor out here over-stepping his role

[@AnonymousePrime]

"Some people are genetically predisposed to dia-baddies. If you or a loved one has started wearing beanies, dark ripped jeans, bolder makeup, or developed a dumpy, please talk to a doctor. If there is a history of Dia-baddies in your family, please get checked. Donate to non-profit organizations to help further the research into Dia-baddies." 😔

[@mcspankies2993]

“Every 2 seconds, a woman is diagnosed with dia-baddies and is at an imminent risk of being wifed up, but with your support. You can help them stay single, donate now today to help find a cure for dia-baddies.”

[@TheBookishB]

It is our duty to make sure women and girls everywhere are safe...from diabaddies.

[@MrLikea8055]

Dia-baddies should be wary of sugar daddies.they can be injurious to their health ....mentally.

[@Waddlemcdaddle]

My sister was diagnosed with dia-baddies last week and she been getting non-stop dms what do I do?

[@eternal-darkness]

​@@Waddlemcdaddlecover her in ugly paint

[@Stellaisbigandstrong]

This was honestly very sad. Some people underestimate the excruciating pain and suffering people with dio baddie. Bless every family member and every person who goes through this never ending suffering.

[@dysmissme7343]

I mean… being attractive does come with a lot of trauma for most women

[@anoopkashyap401]

I cant tell if you are serious😅

[@anoopkashyap401]

If you are, I'm sorry I guess?

[@TOBY-jy7bz]

​@@dysmissme7343 Not really for most

[@hurianvickershenkel1554]

"You are clinical Hot", oh boy, I die with it!!!

[@abskhairoun]

Dr shaboinky being a professional

[@cynicalradicand]

Me in my twenties still waiting for my stage 4 glowup

[@the_mse]

If the glow up isn’t happening then do it yourself. Hit the gym 💯💯💯

[@BuhleNkosi-vw8je]

‘hell i might shoot my shot’ 💀

[@astronomicalroachjuice]

as a type one diabetic kid, the 'dia-baddies' joke made me spit out my water.

[@Jon-6969]

This is so accurate. I know a girl who looks almost exactly like her. All the guys are hounding her constantly.

[@ambitiousmuslimrecordings3451]

Islam protects women from unwanted DMs and flirting by teaching them a modest way to dress and behave. There is no Lord but Allah.

[@Karolina_Caroline]

So true

[@crodolog4134]

“The best case scenario is either a rich dude or you become lesbian; I’m so sorry”

[@pitpiccione1191]

Or...listen to weezer to totally cure the baddieness. It works

[@Dr._Bo]

There are so many lesbian baddies😭

[@narwhal9852]

​@@Dr._Bo it's cuase the rich dude doesn't want her 🤣

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@Dr._Bo bro I HOPE you’re saying this as a woman.

[@Dr._Bo]

@InternallyExhausted 🏳️‍⚧️ nope💀 but I've saw a lot of lesbian woman who are a baddie

[@TheSpideyMane]

Stage two diabaddie... I need this bro 🗿

[@repvoid7680]

End stage: Only fans.

[@o.m.p1177]

underrated comment

[@neilsonner9948]

@@o.m.p1177 fr

[@Roberto-nj5yr]

She's gonna drown in white cream.

[@paytonrussell4599]

being a milf is like remission

[@sumitsuman626]

Definitely Underrated 🔥

[@ant987]

"I thought i was mid" -My yasuo jungle without smite in my gold promos

[@billybob1831]

Loooooool

[@chrismacatak]

Where's the Translate to English button when you need it? 😂

[@1Rhaast]

Hah you don't see many league references outside of that sphere

[@alif0375]

😂

[@najmabano1469]

Gonna use this as a pickup line

[@myhoneynutfeelios7408]

"You got type 2 dia-baddies"

[@tommygunn3369]

Lemme know how it works

[@latacoast3387]

@@tommygunn3369 shit don’t work bro I got court in 2 days

[@hellod7961]

We honestly need funny pickup lines 😂

[@KTK01]

​@@latacoast3387 Yeah went to school and tried it then I got fired at the job I've worked for nearly 22 years because my court date is next week 😔

[@shmabadu]

“Is there anything you can give me?” “We’ll, I can give you a baby, chances are what the pregnancy does to your body will reverse most of the symptoms.”

[@Ryuksgelus]

Or make her more shapely in all the right areas.

[@taylon5200]

@@Ryuksgelus I promise, that doesn't last. But the rest sure does 🥲

[@PhysicallyAwake]

Can we uh…not shame women who pushed a literal baby out..? This just seems disgusting.

[@nduduzogasa5289]

​@@PhysicallyAwake Then why do you shame incestual paedophiles, because they helped that woman get to pushing a literal baby out

[@franciscoferraz6788]

@@PhysicallyAwake Speaking from a perspective of fact = shame. Ok. You people really can't hear anything negative, it automatically becomes 'shaming'. No one is saying giving birth to a child is shameful, they were just pointing out that it may have negative effects on a woman's physical appeal. That's ok. It is what it is. It also might not.

[@crebrawlstars8945]

I need a stage flour glow up rn 💀

[@Nugget_5]

No. No you don't. I'm telling you right now it's not worth it. It happened to me and I'm harassed like every day. Trust me when I say, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. You don't need it, you will find someone who loves you for who you are. Unless you are a discord mod.

[@crebrawlstars8945]

Alr

[@jyotiology2142]

The doctor seems quite professional 😂

[@val-xoxogirl]

“ a problem we wish we all had “

[@sandwichhere]

she is so good at acting

[@timothyrday1390]

She is a professional actor.

[@nav689]

​@@timothyrday1390what movies/shows is she in?

[@timothyrday1390]

@@nav689 I've seen her in Lifetime movies before.

[@victortoomes5685]

​@@nav689She's on the soap opera General Hospital.

[@thepabli]

This is a work of art. You've achieved KZbin greatness.

[@christopherduncan6630]

Every day we stray further and further from the grace of God.

[@XiaomiRedmi-es1ot]

Great video but jokes aside, I really really feel like this video is a sign from the Universe for me to finally start my glow up journey. My whole life from Year 0 to turning 27 tomorrow, I just worked worked worked to help parents, start businesses, pay bills...etc but I have never taken care of myself. I will definitely take care of myself from tomorrow 😊

[@mxfg1535]

You got this

[@captainpoppleton]

starting.....now......now........now....

[@gloriousblobber9647]

Something like cutting off all junk foods and making your own food every day.. walking out to get groceries.

[@Bryan-Ace]

Let’s go bro, do this shit

[@cheatoffker]

So, how is it going?

[@markieanderson8456]

Gen Z doctors be like 💀💀 Edit: thanks 🙏 for the likes ngl this the most likes I ever got😊. Edit: more likes let’s go 😂

[@wendellpingol5437]

Fr

[@rosefulmadness]

y'all comment anything

[@markieanderson8456]

@@rosefulmadness And

[@Delta_Seven]

I disliked just because of that edit.. You should feel bad I know my dislike does nothing but honestly? People liked the comment you made Not because you've never had loving parents

[@chrxme_342]

@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j stop scamming people bro

[@carlosmontanez1173]

If she thinks Dia-baddies is concerning, wait till she hears about Only Fanitis!!

[@TheReal-UnoReverseCard]

💀💀💀

[@GoldenBlue...]

The baddie and the rizzler. The perfect duo.

[@TelefoneMotorola-iy8oz]

More like the mid and the blindie .

[@ludibroloplays]

One of the greatest uses of the snes mario soundfont/chip ever imo. This is fricking fire.

[@ridhwwan]

Life can be so cruel. She just wanted to be mid and live a simple life 😭😭

[@Siegfried25]

Side effects +You get attention from everyone +People want to be with you -You get unnecessary attention from everyone -People want to be with you to raise their own status

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

No lies detected.

[@blacktemplar1139]

​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j Are you an actual human or just an Automaton?

[@lu881]

_"How much longer do I have -of being single👀?"_ She killed that delivery, my favourite line out of all😄

[@tomaszwota1465]

It was pretty nice, wasn't it?

[@EvilExcalibur]

My condolences on getting an easy ride. I know just how overwhelming it can be to have the world at your feet.

[@wastrelperv]

Least delusional YT shorts viewer.

[@nottodayimbusy7146]

She cute not a baddie funny short tho

[@devbyrd1]

I got something to give her... a compliment. She is pretty.

[@hellfireheart9601]

Had Me in the 1st half But Wholesome. The world needs more Wholesome. Don't ever change Kid...🦾

[@Josh-99]

My wife has always been gorgeous, but doesn't believe it. She was a really cute child. She was a beautiful teenager. She is a stone-cold hottie as an adult. Everyone tells her this, but she honestly thinks that everyone is just being polite to her. Why? Because she has large pores, so she occasionally gets zits. Not serious acne, just a zit once or twice a month. She thinks that because she doesn't have perfect skin, she's not very attractive. I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, I which that she didn't suffer from this dysphoria about herself. On the other hand, I don't think I would have stood a snowball's chance in hell of marrying her if she understood how amazingly gorgeous she is!

[@mau6068]

Aw this is so sweet but you should try showing her this! Or tbh idk I hope she realizes how beautiful she is soon

[@dogacanizmirden7786]

Maybe she feel awkward when someone give compliments to her. She is probably happy with her current situation and loves you.

[@clayjack9969]

“This is the part of the job that I love” was my favorite line

[@Culebrunch]

When the hoodie only adds to the appeal >:3

[@bazzy518]

that doctor boutta be Dr. sins bro 💀☠️

[@content_machine]

See the baddie in action here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5vYmapmaNtqiLc

[@angelaneville3624]

Thank God I didn't get Rick rolled

[@apollochaoz]

I'm absolutely over the moon! I just clicked on a link and it wasn't a Rick Roll! You know that feeling when you're so nervous to click on a link because you're afraid it's going to be that infamous video of Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"? Well, I clicked on this link and it was exactly what I was hoping for! No cheesy 80s music, no silly dance moves, just pure, unadulterated content. I can't stop smiling! It's the little things in life that make me happy, and not getting Rick Rolled is definitely one of them.

[@Biddy_B987]

500th like

[@dingo8mybaby12]

I got diagnosed with tonsillitis

[@wafflysundew643]

Ayo🤨

[@Omen224]

I would like to submit the curse of Hellen of Troy, whose beauty ripped control from her fate and started a war that annihilated Troy and weakened Sparta

[@jonathonelvington5225]

Almost as bad as what happened to psyche.

[@terra2965]

I love her nails, they look so pretty.

[@yeOldeThorne]

I highly relate to this, the portrayal of attractiveness as a disease is something I've wanted to see ever since the first time my mom called me handsome.

[@shleemlington699]

Lol your mom calling you handsome is something everyone hears 😂😂😂 you’re mid

[@yeOldeThorne]

@@shleemlington699 yeah I know it's something everyone hears, doesn't mean I can't bitch about it

[@godnyx117]

It's ok! Welcome to the club, want some cookies? We also have hot chocolate!

[@aunicatchu1807]

This is the kind of problem that I would like to have.

[@silvygpof6558]

Believe me, you dont. I have been through this since I was 9, it is not good.

[@godnyx117]

@@silvygpof6558 Unless you don't go on bad streets late at night, it's a really good thing.

[@silvygpof6558]

@@godnyx117 My boy let me tell you. I never go out alone at night yet a I have been sa by more people that I can count. I have been sa by 3 family members, by "friends" and by random people on the day light. The first time it happened I was 9. You are really innocent. You should look up the statistics. This is not an uncommon case. The truth is that if a woman is unlucky and has "curves" everybody acts like she is not a person anymore, just a souless doll.

[@godnyx117]

@@silvygpof6558 Hope when you grow up, you get work, get independent and then move away from the terrible country you live in. Much love and best of wishes!

[@honkie]

​@@godnyx117it's really not.

[@MattJDylan]

He: "Hell, I might shoot my shot" Her: "OH MY GAWD 😰" Yeah, I've seen that reaction before, it's not pleasant but not unexpected either...

[@elikyiael8740]

the first girl i've ever had a crush on wanted to fight me for real because she hated me 😎

[@Yeahmydude10]

​@@elikyiael8740 the first girl I ever dated wanted to kill me

[@elikyiael8740]

@@Yeahmydude10 you win with flying colors

[@Yeahmydude10]

@@elikyiael8740 yeah get good scrub

[@MemePillow-kk4mo]

"How much time do I have?.....without a boyfriend😕"😂😂😂😂😂

[@barthez_1878]

The girl is a stunner!!! There's nothing better than a pretty face:)

[@godnyx117]

There is. A pretty face and a great personality. And if she's also a virgin, you got the jackpot! Damn, dreams sure are good!

[@lowans971]

Pretty and natural

[@abc4781]

Lol nah she's average as hell.

[@broannoying8765]

Jordan Poole gifted her court side tickets after this

[@rahulpareek8178]

"Type 2 dia-baddie"💀💀

[@nd6008]

You guys are extremely talented and too good. I am surprised everytime

[@iixoemmq]

may she live well with this✊🏼😢

[@stewl6329]

Her: "how much longer do I have...?" Doc: "A couple of years, it will go away on its own"

[@mastermati773]

Emotional damage

[@Wolf_3125]

This has gen z written all over it

[@botaccount3449]

Okay boomer -written all over ur comment

[@jeremywhitehead2418]

@@botaccount3449 bro do you even know what a boomer is

[@krisewings]

It does

[@lordzeuscannon6400]

Boomers don't even know what KZbin is. So more like Xoomer

[@_o6629]

​@@lordzeuscannon6400 💀

[@xxgacha.tunesxx8703]

This is GOLD.

[@damienhine1861]

I fully expected this to be a video of someone learning they had to be a villain, whether they liked it or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@prion42]

Yeah I thought it was going to be a British person learning they were the villain to 25% of the world.

[@ryanweible9090]

either a villain or being unskilled at league of legends. not familiar with this contextual usage.

[@Mohammadali_9999]

she's chronically beautiful, look at that perfectly fatal nose.

[@debrachambers1304]

No beauty is chronic

[@teddy_scott36]

“I showed all my buddies your Instagram and they agreed, you’re clinically hot”. This is really how it is sometimes, you gotta make sure the homies approve of a girl before you shoot your shot

[@chayanbasu5790]

Honestly this channel is really living up to its name. The best channel❤

[@sorabrend5274]

most women I know, who had a glowup and are really pretty or hot now, where still catcalled more often when they were still underage. its so sad. Some men really aren't ashamed to show they're attracted to children.

[@fatboitino2]

I mean- let's look at the whole of history. Guys like young, shapely, women. They see a shape and respond. It is wild that many guys feel so comfortable letting it be known- but, adulthood across cultures vary. So, all of this is arbitrary Plus, younger and/or more immature males are more likely to engage in such uncouth behavior. The subtle game develops with age.

[@sorabrend5274]

@@fatboitino2 I really don't think that finding someone attractive when you assumed they were an adult is an issue, if you're immediate reaction to learning they aren't an adult is "oh, nevermind" or something. I'm even okay with people telling younger people they are pretty or handsome but the problem is the sexualisation. And cat-calling anyone is horrible but cat-calling 12 year olds who carry school bags and wear pants with butterflies on them is definitely not assuming they are adults. That was straight up pedophilia in action and I have witnessed worse. People ignore these actions and there isnt enough negative feedback for these people

[@fatboitino2]

@@sorabrend5274 some folks have no sense. That's definitely way different

[@infiniterer287]

​@@fatboitino2 it's definitely not arbitrary. There is a range yes, but it's not random. If someone is not full grown physically they are definitely not an adult and unfortunately people's mental maturity tends to come even later.

[@hirushadilhara7097]

Man you're content is so great I mean the sheer creativity

[@Hobbit_in_Isengard]

Nah, i for real need a stage four glow-up and a bunch of guys trying to “wife me up”

[@the_mse]

Was about to recommend getting healthier, working out, loosing weight and then I read the last part lmao I don’t know much about women bruh💀 tho I have a degree on sexy ass men I’ll tell you that 💯 But I guess if you’re flat just gain weight and loose it again and you’ll have bigger boobs (I was fat so I would know. Still trying to get rid of them completely) and I guess doing squats and working out in general. If your problem is a genetic one then damn I’m very sorry and hope you’ll meet someone someday 😁

[@killernyancat8193]

You called?

[@rm.9771]

No, no you don't want that kind of attention, Mia. 💀 Especially from the guys who can't and choose not to control themselves. It's all fun and games until someone's being stalked, kidnapped, raped, and/or then possibly murdered. Obsessions and lack of self-control is extremely unhealthy.

[@Mr_Wiley]

*HOWLS LIKE A WOLF* ma'am please, you're causing a scene- apply the hoodie and quarantine.

[@natureslife0000]

“This is part of the job I love” Really got laughing.

[@Huhh.........]

✨Wife you up✨ that line, I like✨

[@cwaicwai821]

unwanted flirting and catcalling is something that comes regardless of how much of a baddie you are🙆🏾‍♀️

[@someonestolemytoast2139]

Confidence is crazy

[@originalgenious5264]

​@@someonestolemytoast2139no that's harassment

[@vstormfelt5329]

Shouting rhyming incantations about penile necrosis back has mixed results depending how much of a witch you look like to are.

[@godnyx117]

It doesn't even you are ugly. At least not in my place.

[@honkie]

No not really. I never really got flirted with or catcalled (though I do remember a few weird incidents)