When you have a mean baby, Leanne Morgan

[@AScrapOfKindness]

At 17, I was mean to both my parents. I knew I was being mean, I didn't want to be mean, but I literally could not help it. As soon as words left my mouth, I had regrets. I thank God for their unconditional love that got us all through it.

[@elsathomas5769]

Same here doll. We all go thru the mean teen stage luckily everyone prepares us for that stage lol they knew we loved them ❤️

[@ivonned32]

I came from the complete opposite. I was neglected and malnourished and still didnt become mean to my mother nor my siblings. I felt compassion for her bcs she was kookoo. Now kids geowing with pretty normal and loving Parents think they have the excuse of being disrespectful and a bitter teenager. ( "Is what they do.") Not really! There are no consequences for kids here. That is why you couldn't control it. Parents need to stop blocking the consequences for their children's behavior. When someone knows nothing will happen to them; they will think is ok and will keep doing it.

[@le_th_]

Aw, that's so sweet of you to admit. My mom was the mean one. Yeah, a full-blown narcissist. All 4 of us kids were the ones walking on eggshells, every day we came home from school. You were lucky to have such loving parents.

[@micheleeast3311]

Your mom obviously raised a good child for you to admit it. I know my daughter doesn't mean it either. Leanna is describing my daughter to a T except she is about to graduate from Auburn.

[@alohalivin556]

You couldn’t help it?! 😂 Less you were possessed by a demon, and I’m pretty sure you weren’t, you can control your behavior then and now

[@2HRTS1LOVE]

My first baby, my son, was born with a halo. I swear, he did NOT cry, slept thru the night, grew like a weed. Even as a toddler, he was just a model child, I almost never had to discipline him. So, I thought that's how ALL kids were. Then my daughter was born. With invisible horns. She scared me to death by being born 10 weeks early, right before Christmas. I know now she just wanted her presents. The day I was on the phone and turned around to find her flicking the keys off my laptop WITH A SPOON?!?! I knew I was making up and then some for my angel baby. How two kids with the same parents, in the same house, can be so different, I'll never know. I love them both dearly, and she has happily grown out of MOST of her evilness, but I still see it lurking, lol!!!

[@freeradical77]

LOL! I had exactly the same experience - except the other way around. My daughter is the angel and my son is my punishment for all my sins!

[@elizabethdillow347]

My son is the nice child, my daughter is the mean child (I love my kids no matter what). My daughter is not even 2 years old

[@tinkertailorgardenermagpie]

This is why I only have ONE - I had The Mean One first.

[@staceystrukel1917]

I ask my daughter all the time if I can pet her horns!

[@nicolemansfield3422]

Same. Yin and yang. I'm hoping they'll rub off on each other because my son could stand to be more assertive and my daughter could stand to be more self aware. We'll get there. :)

[@brid5970]

Nothing engages a young lady’s anger quicker than “how was your day? How was school?” 😂😂

[@nicoletambasco9210]

Truest of true!! I would say “Well did anything bad happen?”, NO”Well did anything good happen!”, NO! “Well did anything funny happen?” She would get so hard not to smile and laugh...it worked almost every single time.

[@ashleyblair1016]

My 6 year old will respond to how was school with "stop stressing me out and harassing me" lol

[@virg0_lem0nade]

honestly, you can stop being irritating by constantly asking your kid a question that they've expressed to you they really hate.

[@ThePerfect130]

Mother of two teenage girls, this is 100% true. LOL!

[@maryshaffer8474]

I had 2, one mean and one a sweet doll. The sweet doll is still with me at 27.

[@eab5950]

I have a 15 year old daughter, no need to say anymore about that! Lol Thanks Leeanne, I really needed this today. Feeling much better now.

[@PamelaAmberson]

I have listened to and shared many times, love it !!! My granddaughter has 4 little girls 8, 6, 4 and 2 she already has stories that crack me up.

[@cilcullen129]

She is so funny! I hadn’t seen her perform until now and she is just a gosh darn hoot, y’all!

[@sharonbrewer1956]

Girl I love your accent and you are hilarious

[@legalmexican]

That's not an accent. That's how good people talk.

[@bobstafford2068]

I realize early as a parent of two teenage boys; anything I do is going to embarrass them. So I just went for it. I would go out of my way to do so. It was fun. I figured, if they're going to be embarrassed by me anyway, why not give them a really good reason.

[@m8trxd]

My teenage boy, when I would ask if I was embarrassing him: "No. You're embarrassing yourself." Burrrrrrrn......

[@MelissaThompson432]

I don't have children (you're welcome) but I used to do this to my sisters and nieces. They actually did hate it. Good times....

[@mistervoodoo7862]

Thanks for perpetuating the species when so many in the west civilization think they have more important things to do.

[@stephanieleon5970]

Yessssssss!!! I have two kids that I'm always trying to embarrass for fun, and the third that gives me that same response of "I'm not embarrassed - you're just embarrassing yourself." Challenge accepted, kid! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! 😂

[@pambisugar8286]

@@stephanieleon5970 When the vid was over I thought my lafn was too ...until I read you comment!!! Tough day. Thank u🙏

[@rachelgarber1423]

Made her mean so we could let her go

[@amyschemidt7337]

Mother of teenage girls here. Glad it’s not just mine acting like this. Thanks for the laugh!

[@blufiyah6996]

Lol!!!😂😂😂it's funny until your kids are the one acting like that lol😂😂😂 my mom would have snatched me.....I'm grown and Mama still checks me!!!😂😂 You never grow up to your parents!!!

[@carrieb5711]

It's the hormones.

[@glacier68]

Stepdad to that same girl... pray for me

[@joanneweiss3864]

V. A. OMG.....I'll have my prayer circle pray for you as well....SO glad I only had a boy😵👍😀 but Leanne is do hilarious, wish she'd go on AGT....look at Vicki Barbolak right now!

[@foxibot]

V. A. You made me laugh! I’ll pray for you.

[@jaywalt8418]

Oh man. Stay strong brother, I have my own and she’s a nightmare lol🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@ivonned32]

Oh gosh........ Her mom needs to put her big girl panties on and be a mom not a friend and both; you and mom need to be on the same boat. Very important to teach Gratefulness to kids. They are growing thinking life owns them for being alive. Is the parents fault 99% of the time. No kids are bad whem you teach them well.

[@kmarchman1047]

@Clara Montgomery. That's sooooo not true. My children were raised identically and one is still good and the other is still bad.

[@morganbarfield108]

Her accent makes this even better! I love her 💕

[@RRP714]

Finally I found clean, good comedy. Thanks Leanne.

[@karanestell8723]

Found your comedy just tonight! Very relatable and funny. Thank you for the fun.

[@paulbrasier372]

Everybody thinks they have the blackest Crow....lol

[@MrUmakemelaff]

ik Where's Google Translate when you need it?

[@dottiec7943]

Priceless.

[@AKHWJ3ST]

It's an old Southern saying. I haven't heard it in years!

[@moodyCoverhouse]

I grew up hearing, "Every old crow thinks hers is the blackest."

[@sandramontague4053]

Omg this is the best best best stand up EVER I have sent links to everyone I know and they love her too !!! She is hysterical!!! Love you lady Don’t stop and the trolls are not worth your trouble Let them hate

[@SuperFarfel]

This is soooooooo my daughter, she's 25 now. Thank God we survived those years. :)

[@slimblu1]

I'm 42, my mum is 83 and we're still battling like it's 1990!

[@ndombologique]

Hilarious... Her voice and accent are killer, too! Lol!

[@nicoletambasco9210]

My daughters only chores were empty the dishwasher and move the clothes from the washer to the dryer. That’s it. But this woman is exactly 100% SPOT ON!

[@debraj.thomas661]

That's the truth! Haha that's funny because my daughter told me she couldn't stand the way I breathed!!

[@viviannamontenegro9071]

Debra Thomas I’m so sorry 💗

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Tell her that you brought her into this world and you very well can and will take her out. XD

[@AmyMichelleWiley]

Check out a neurological condition called misophonia. If sounds like chewing and breathing constantly bother her, she could have it. I do, and understanding it and teaching my family about it helped a lot with coping.

[@ivonned32]

Dangerous!

[@ivonned32]

@@AmyMichelleWiley I fart a lot. Wonder what kind of phobia will that be. Hahahahahaha I sit on my left butt cheek. I wonder what kind of condition it is. I tide my shoe with only three fingers. Wonder what kind of illness is that? LMAO

[@georgiapeach7666]

I just love this woman! Story of MY life. GOD has such a sense of humour! My daughter is an actress who makes commercials. I was a stage actress in another life before I fell in love with my exact (e-x-a-c-t) opposite who gave me the best time of my life until he passed at 33 yrs. We were married 10 blessed and perfect years. I will ALWAYS love him. He didn't have a pointy head when he lost his hair from chemo. Until his cancer, head lice was the worse thang I could EVER imagine!

[@ellesbells902]

may God bless you, I love hearing your stories !!!

[@bethglenmaddie]

This is so funny! Especially the after school getting in the car thing! My twins are just like this! Laughing all the way to the car then my son especially becomes a little monster!

[@kajlove1]

This is great parent revenge to talk about your kids on stage, love it! The accent is stellar!

[@naturemom57]

God bless you for posting this! I so needed this today

[@julierobinson5180]

My daughter didn’t have a mean bone in her body. She lived at home all through college, and when she moved away I was in mourning. She is getting married this summer, and I still miss her like crazy!

[@shinsch]

who's coming down the steps in the morning ... we dont know! LOL!!!

[@tinamichelle6969]

I just love this Lady because she's telling my story too. Lol!!

[@SandraMTowns]

This is the BEST!! Love you Leanne! We are "old" J.Crew buddies! I always loved helping you! By the way, could you address daughters and the eye-roll, loud sigh, and GAH! XO Sandra

[@discobikerAndRosie]

Lol! Amen! My 24 yr old daughter puts me thru the ringer from time to time! I first saw you on Dr. Phil. You're hilarious!

[@ddavis6453]

Hilarious! I sooo needed this today 😂🤣😂

[@janebaker4912]

Thinking back my mother had stuff that drove me crazy. Moving out does your relationship wonders!!

[@willsommervil6141]

😂😂😂😂 I love this lady so much!

[@4knewt505]

She reminds me of Jeannie Robinson hilarious southern comedy!

[@redrobin7638]

Jeannie Robertson (not Robinson) - she lives in my hometown and used to carpool my husband when he was a kid

[@willsommervil6141]

Lmao😂😂😂😂 I love this lady. She's too funny!

[@lydiapicano8806]

I love her explaination, lol !

[@lindamcdowell973]

Thank you for giving me hope and making me laugh. Momma daughter.

[@ArcticFalcon]

it seems we all, daughters, like to test the limit of the so-called unconditional love 😂😂😂

[@auntdebbie8995]

Gets me every time!!!!🤣🤣😂😂

[@alexissanchez7688]

Aw I remember being like this, trust me we get over it! And I’m so great full for my parents being so patient with me! I’m obsessed with them now

[@sherryherridge5691]

Loved it , laughed so hard , and can relate ,, good joke and clean too !!

[@TriceMDona]

I love Dry Bar Comedy!

[@cards0486]

“I know every crow thinks theirs is the blackest.” I’m Southern, and I was raised by people from ‘the country’. Most of my relatives lived in ‘the country’. I thought I knew every terrific descriptive term there was. I had never heard that one. It’s my favorite EVER!! Besides “he’s so sweet I could sop him up with a biscuit” and “he’s anybody’s dog that’ll hunt with him”. Top three Southern/country phrases. Leanne is a gem!

[@joanneweiss3864]

You are freaking hilarious! I'm laughing so hard my cat jumped off NY lap, just like with Vicki Barbolak on AGT... you need to get on there!!! Every parent of a teen can relate, and I only had a boy but I STILL felt the same the summer he went to college! After the constant sighing, eye rolling and criticism, on 8/15/2012 I was like, just go on in the dorm now & buh-bye 👍👍🙄🙄

[@tonitaylor5485]

You don’t have a piece of cheese 🧀 in this car 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus have head lice 🤣🤣 oh just shoot me

[@carriesmith2314]

Yep...the lice. My table got the beating of it's life. 😂

[@ZulaBear]

Love the accent

[@MrEd9574]

I had two mean sons, one perfect one!!! they're all just fine and normal and can handle those hormone fine, but only one had kids and he's getting his due now!!! lol, they are my best friends and we spend a lot of time together talking and laughing about our lives ups n downs...it was totally worth it!!

[@meaghanlarsen1618]

It was like she was describing my two daughters. I laughed out loud

[@jerryturner2310]

Her accent reminds me of Jaime Pressly's character (Joy) on My Name Is Earl.

[@kittensugars]

It's so hard to let a baby go who wasn't mean! Lol.

[@barbarahenzler3870]

This is my instant mood adjuster! And my world, lol

[@sharisalem-kizziar7871]

This is so TRUE! I love Leanne.

[@Elevavold3]

Well said. I have said similar. You go woman and tell it like it is!😂

[@lilyblake5887]

My mamma said this was me in high school, but I still won't let them eat cereal in the house🤣🤣.

[@priscillamerrow996]

My second child does the "mom, mom, mom" thing🤦‍♀️

[@nancyfalcon2796]

only one? ALL four of mine did/do it and most of the foster kids I had too. I changed my name from mom to Tullulah.

[@TheRealLyndee]

Love this, it cracks me up every time

[@freeradical77]

I LOVE that southern accent!

[@Portablealien1]

You are funny!!! Are you going to do a traveling comedy show???? AZ👏🏼🤣

[@Michelle-CA-USA]

You’re AWESOME 😂❤️~Michelle, CA ☀️

[@mildredpierce4506]

Kids can be so funny. When my friend's youngest son was about 4, he asked her "Can the devil have babies?"

[@mablesyrup1571]

The devil has babies every damned day!

[@rd4469]

"Did Jesus get head lice?" My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

[@moresnare]

My 19 year old daughter is the opposite. She never turned on her momma. In fact, they have quite a special relationship. Just an observation. : )

[@haunted_lunchbox]

I'm so glad I have a boy 😂😂

[@knittedpugs]

Mother of 5 boys with the baby being 16 years old. Trust me on this, they have their own ways of making it easier to leave the nest. Trust me.

[@alaaaaa4132]

hhhhhhhhh @@knittedpugs

[@chae1557]

I was an angel child😇

[@ginayedinak6036]

You are a doll! I just love your humor and personality. You can hang out and have coffee or 🍷 with me and my sister anytime!

[@orouba14]

'i dont know what you click but click it' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@uvapassa8618]

"Your driving is making me carsick" omg I used to say that to my dad

[@madwhirled]

Mother of 4 daughters & a son ... Our little "prince" is the middle ... All 20 months apart, now 18-23 ... I look back and know God's with me every step of the way ❤️

[@bangtanlove6811]

I just LOVE her accent 🥰

[@carrieb5711]

Yep. Mine came home from middle school and screamed..."no one in this house talks to me". Well you told us yesterday day to did not want to talk after school. 🙃

[@tykeishecaldcleught6105]

Omg I just love her!!!! 💀💀😂😂😂

[@scallywagsmith127]

Mine “turned,” at Disney land, right at Cinderella’s royal table! 🤣

[@Mel-pb5xw]

marva hall 😂😂😂

[@scallywagsmith127]

Sunfish OutOfWater she was 20!! 🤣

[@mablesyrup1571]

I feel for you!

[@leeauslander8305]

From one lee ann to another i had two girls, they were both mean!

[@nonaubiz8939]

So funny and pleasant to listen to her speak. Southern chicks rule. David

[@karenpatterson8574]

This women speaks the truth about girls.

[@mrkkg27]

Leanne you are incredibly funny. Your timing is great. The more places you play the less nervous you will become. You have the talent. I live in LA now but I'm from Lebanon. Any gigs in CA yet?

[@darthsilver6542]

You are the funniest person I've ever seen or heard. And your from East Tennessee just like me! HEEEEECK YEEEEAH

[@marshatomkins7989]

I have believed that about why they’re mean as soon as my first was sixteen, and mine are boys. Amen

[@kevinl6231]

I clicked it and subscribed😊

[@bubgum00]

My daughter was great at 22. We have a fabulous relationship.

[@Dolly.956.]

Lol my sister would get mad at me for drinking to loud XD SHE JUST GAVE ME HARD CORE FLASHBACKS HAHAHA

[@1rwjwith]

This lady is hilarious!

[@kwradar12]

That is exactly what I came up with when my daughter entered high school and was nearing graduation. I love her I would take a bullet for her but I couldn't wait for her to move out! She turns 27 tomorrow and grateful he grew out of that meanness and now I wish she was back here 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@lovemachine225]

Guys I just hollered out loud I laughed so hard at this!!!!÷

[@DoloresDevelde]

OMGosh you are amazingly funny! God bless you lady! whoot!

[@lovetocraftlovetocraft241]

Leeann is so funny!

[@lisapratt166]

Lol accurate comedy. I’m glad I’m not alone. I always thought my daughter was the spawn of satan till I saw this. Lol

[@rosannsupino5517]

Lol!!! You are great!!! So funny.

[@chrisharris8346]

That accent is golden 👌

[@nicoleziegenfus296]

I can do relate to the mean girl scenario!🤣. Glad I’m not the only one!!! Totally agree why God makes them mean.

[@gooberfries6692]

Loooooove her!! This is comedy.

[@cindyallen7579]

Thats ok thats gods way lol!!!!! I swear my friends two girls r exactly like that omg i love it i laugh so hard bravo i love u Leanne u r hilarious good for u lol !!! U got on little britches yay! lol!!!

[@3611136111]

oh lord you just told the story of my life. sucks being NORMAL

[@VMitch-ng7tg]

Love the accent!

[@kentowakai1234]

Re: cereal, misophonia, it's a thing.

[@andreagayle7510]

Kento Wakai I have it. I can’t stand listening to my family eat. I have to start eating to drown out the sound of just leave

[@BabyJane8908]

That is true, but as a woman who was once a teenager, teenage.girls.are.crazy. lol

[@loricampbell1557]

We figured out pretty quick that music at meals is a necessity

[@melissafarmer3685]

I have it and if it's possible....I've given my children the frustrating life of hating sounds.

[@Gigglingsiren]

@Jordan Bauer exactly what I was doing. Because I have it.

[@luv2cook.]

Omg! I’m going to share this with my husband.

[@freeshrugs63]

Leanne, Ah jest luv yew to day-uth. And please keep doing your comedy. If you caint thank o' anything else to say, have some other funny people write some jokes for you, but I need to see and hear YOU deliver it. Luvvvvvv you.

[@holyfool3012]

I love it...🤣🤣🤣😂😅

[@lillyc.1194]

Lol but I'd do it all over again! A bit reluctantly but I'd do it again 🤣