how different players build their decks

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[@rimjobledouche5201]

As a guy totally not into MTG, this is 100% what the rules always sounded like to me.

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

It's actually pretty close to how the game works

[@zankaa8031]

Literally is based on a magic combo deck around splinter twin or kikki jikki

[@drdiabeetus4419]

@@zankaa8031 it’s closer to Kiki-jiki and literally any card that untaps a creature when it enters the battlefield. We’ll say zealous conscripts

[@CatOnACell]

i had a deck all around finding two enchantments and then killing one of my own creatures killing them with infinite damage and healing me infinitely. And another deck just because i liked the art on a specific dinosaur with literally no winning potential. this is exactly how Magic the gathering works (combo deck was if I gain a life you lose a life if you lose a life I gain a life. and the creature that I kill gains me life when it dies. if I had a cow with "when this dies its owner gains 1 life" i could literally MOO INFINATE with that deck.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

@@CatOnACell Ah, the old Sanguine Bond - Exquisite Blood combo

[@wildbard4112]

"I play to have fun!" "I play to destroy you emotionally and question why you spent so much money on a deck that doesn't make you win turn 3"

[@rosabie5138]

AKA, me vs. my boyfriend in every game ever. Only, you left out "playing solitaire for literally 20 minutes in the middle of a game".

[@WintersEnvy]

@@rosabie5138 well if you didn’t wanna play solitaire for 20minutes then you should have just picked Uno

[@0v_x0]

So you play counter/burn?

[@tyrant-den884]

Who plays for fun and spends any significant amount of money.on a deck that wasn't designed by someone else to win on turn 3?

[@WintersEnvy]

@@tyrant-den884 you see i like to play a deck that wins in 60 turns when my opponent gives up because they have better things to do

[@whym9877]

Everyone talking about count Cornelius and I'm here just wishing the back of the cards said Moogic the Grazing.

[@zoobuhgoo7883]

Brilliant

[@tylerbeadle-follis3338]

Brilliant

[@peytongonzaga7109]

Brilliant

[@aguy167]

Brilliant

[@unlimited8410]

Brilliant

[@LouisDesitter]

This is exactly how I felt playing Yu-Gi-Oh as a casual with random cards with nice little effects, against someone who had a deck he probably spent months crafting in a ritual chamber. He actually took ten full minutes playing his turn, using half his deck, and explaining every intricate detail of how his combo works, and why it is AWESOME. I proceeded to place a monster face-down, a trap card, and ending my turn. It took me as long as it took you to read this sentence. Then, despite his monster having already 8000 points of ATK, he started building a second combo, and I forfeited mid-sentence. I lost the match, but seeing him blue-balled at not even getting an attack in was a victory in and of itself.

[@jasonz.7311]

Yeah this is a certified yu gi oh moment If you can’t turn 1 kill reliably in theory you die lol

[@simber3523]

? Doesn't matter how much atk if yours is in defense. Could be a battle trap. Could be a flip card. Who wouldn't get rid of those first. Use your brain

[@jasonz.7311]

@@simber3523 Evidently haven't heard of piercing damage clown

[@simber3523]

@@jasonz.7311 Oh yeah let's see where he EVER mentioned that. 2. Yes some players are dicks but why not assume then, that the opponent was simply comboing into a phantom knight break sword? 3. Doesn't change the face down trap which could be anything under the sun such as and is not limited to DROWNING MIRROR FORCE. You'd probably have some success if you'd use your head for once but you hate doing that don't you.

[@baval5]

I clicked show more expecting some bullshit about how it was magic cylinder and you won the duel, but yep thats Yugioh alright.

[@BlazedIce]

How to build your deck: -Choose some really bad cards -Say: "My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, *name of your rival*" -Win

[@NeoVault_]

Ahaha lol. Yugioh.

[@marcyartz]

“My grandpas deck has no pathetic cards Sung Won! Now I summon Kuricow in attack position!!!”

[@davidd15377]

"You lost to someone who CHOSE to put Mushroom Man in their deck!."

[@DotDusk]

The instructions were unclear and now I am stucked in the shadow realm. Please, can someone send help?

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

You just gotta believe in the heart of the cards

[@DerangedDurain]

I'll never understand why Count Cornelius Cheddar isn't a legendary creature Wizards really dropped the ball there smh

[@dmandman2020]

LegenDAIRY

[@ShikiRen]

He probably is, but the copy-card says "these copies are not legendary"! Like spark double!

[@ghoulofmetal]

because this is a splinter twin analogy.

[@ymmijx6061]

same reason valakut isn't. when it was printed legendary was a huge downside

[@Bacxaber]

@Andreas It's not a Krenko analogy?

[@padawanboricua]

The fact that I understood that explanation and the fact that it made sense disturbs me...

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

Pokedex entry 132 my dude.

[@Garnzlok]

I mean unfortunately it doesn't work cause Brie breaker is when played not when tapped, so it cant actually play out the way he explained. If it was tap to do that then it'd work but alas it's when it's played.

[@boisvertblues]

Garnzlok the text was errated in 2014. He must if got one of the old copies

[@existant187]

@@cooltrainervaultboy-39 Brilliant. :D

[@demiurgemck]

Wasn't this basically how the Saheeli copy cat combo worked? Lol

[@mattardis]

It's funny because Cool Cow actually has a really niche synergy with Count Cornelius Cheddar. The sunglasses only give minor defense buff, but if your running a corrupt executive/ bad work ethic deck, it can help by giving positive PR tokens to get away with underpaying worker cards. Generally not a great strategy, but if your opponent doesnt see it coming, it can ruin a good work ethic deck in a few turns

[@_knighted]

Why do I have a feeling Brie breaker is about to get banned in modern

[@xylophone897]

Splinter Tin did nothing wrong

[@paleconfidant380]

@@xylophone897 I sense a little pent up tension and animosity.

[@TankMunky]

*Moodern

[@FlyingDominion]

Wait! He's playing it wrong! 0:34 Brie Breaker triggers when played, not when it enters the battlefield, so only the first one activates since the copies aren't played.

[@creshiell]

@@FlyingDominion every competitive player cheats a little when they know their opponent doesn't know shit lmao

[@Dirkadirky]

"Mooing infinite" is now a term that is regularly used in my magic group.

[@hasanuddinhakam2267]

i know im late but when do you say it, you get count cornelius cheese or something?

[@geotechms]

Same here. It’s almost like a middle finger to the other guy when we say it.

[@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396]

I remember one time I played with my grandpa. He destroyed me with a 1000 dollar deck that was made by a pro. He ended with 30 health and I had -5

[@hasanuddinhakam2267]

@@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 oof size omega

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Do card games have infinites like that?

[@CorpCoCEO]

“For the sake of competitive diversity, Count Cornelius Cheddar is now banned in modern. “

[@BloodLegaZ]

Aw, Fudge! (Harry Potter joke anyone?) I just bought my playset for $300 bucks!

[@R.DumDum]

BloodLegaZ 300 dairy dollars*

[@nicholasstraw9800]

Well, at least the Meta is shifting toward the new grazing decks so all the dairy dollars I spent on the promo foil fields are useful now.

[@daniel-kc1du]

Now it's limited to 1

[@Ejeffers-eh2om]

oh come on, brie breaker was clearly the enabler

[@scheikundeiscool4086]

Funny thing is that the whole thing he described is an actual combo in magic.

[@hextildarobinson]

Really?

[@sembangfinance]

@@hextildarobinson not sure about the exact combo, could be a made up one even. But legacy decks, the ones that existed 10+ years ago in the early days of magic were known to break the game with infinite combos. A 2 card combo that wins the game, and can be consistently played because every other card in the deck exists only to help you find these 2 combo cards.

[@dumbledalfthewizard9486]

@@hextildarobinson Splinter Twin. Look it up.

[@Verflair]

@@hextildarobinson There's a handful of these types of infinite combos. My personal favorite is the "lifesteal pinprick of death". It requires two cards to be on the field: Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond. Sanguine Bond causes the opponent to lose life anytime you gain life. Exquisite Blood does the opposite: Whenever the opponent loses life, you gain life. Because of a specific official ruling, if these cards are both on the field and there is *any* life gain for you or life loss for your opponent, you instantly win the game, because it causes you to have Infinity life, and your opponent to have negative infinity life.

[@Verflair]

@@hextildarobinson The only way to counter this combo is to anticipate it beforehand by either having something that destroys the type of card these two cards are, Enchantments, or to have a specific creature called Platinum Angel, which specifically prevents the player who used it from losing the game and prevents the opponent from winning.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

"The competitive 40k player vs the guy who has backstories for all his sergeants"

[@nanocowie]

Triptide and the 40 drones vs the lad with the orks in pink chiffon

[@seantrevillion8215]

@@nanocowie OI me Chiffun make'z da bois work 'arder

[@sheridanfalkenberry5611]

I am 100% the latter; I was explaining the backstories of the different members of my courageous platoon of Death Korps, which I spent 50+ hours painting, while my friend was literally tilting a building on its side so he could more efficiently dump his 30 unpainted tyranid models in it...

[@warmike]

If you play Custodes, it's not that hard.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

Id be terrified to fight against someone like that, id feel so bad shooting their well rounded characters with hopes and dreams

[@kelseyfuson1903]

one of my brothers once built a deck entirely around whale cards because he wanted to make a joke where he'd play the song sail by awolnation but he'd yell whale instead of sail

[@usedforks]

That's... The lamest thing I've ever heard lmfao

[@genericname2747]

@@usedforks it's the best thing I've ever heard

[@Zeuseus6609]

He is my people.

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

WHALE!

[@mikeberry9932]

From now on I'm going to hear "whale" every time

[@brodyhickman7955]

Your dedication is ridiculous. You made this somewhat make more sense than actual mtg to me

[@iantaakalla8180]

It helps that he is actually talking about an infamous MTG combo, but with cheese and cows.

[@matthewsan8201]

The fact that their is a new sticker mechanic in the new UN set , this man putting sunglasses on his cards was truly ahead of his time.

[@AutumnPulse]

That's what I thought. They had to have used this in their meetings.

[@andrebenites9919]

UN ? I don't recognize this game

[@LhynkalTheFool]

​@@andrebenites9919 The game they're talking about is Magic the Gathering, cards are released in sets and Un-sets like Unglued and Unfinity are full of funny and weird cards. For example there's a card called "Hot Fix" that gives you 10 seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your deck.

[@kaipography]

And they are legal in eternal formats 🤦‍♂️

[@researchinbreeder]

@@kaipography they aren't (with a couple exceptions), and the fact that you assumed they were is telling.

[@dylonnelson4376]

As a Magic: The Gathering player, I can say for sure that I have seen and have been both these players

[@noskalborg723]

I like the unexpected builds in commander. Like building Hapatra around simply melting enemy creatures into into snakes, insects, and elf warriors. Or using Shirei to make a sacrificial utility deck. You know, the zany things that are annoyinhg but too weird to be truly mad at.

[@TigerKirby215]

Hearthstone player and I've seen the same. Literally combo vs agro.

[@argeope]

I built this deck because the monsters are cool and it's a neat themed deck. This is my fuck you deck because fuck you.

[@FlyingDominion]

Don't you just love when players don't read their own cards? He's playing it wrong. 0:34 Brie Breaker triggers when played, not when it enters the battlefield, so only the first one activates since the copies aren't played.

[@jjmc00]

@@FlyingDominion boo

[@Shacka69]

This guy is about to create a card game based on cow and cheese and im here to witness it What a great time to be alive

[@thunderchicken1552]

its goning to be me

[@joeytmog8267]

that was my old discord pfp HMMM

[@fauxfire]

What a Grate time, huh

[@aquila1154]

Get on MTG Cardsmith. Make this happen.

[@jakobwendt8999]

I would totally buy that

[@james8616]

I like that he’s consistent with his rules of the game between sketches

[@ProtagonistOfficial]

Who is gonna tell ProZD that SplinterCheese is banned?

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Splinter Cheese is banned, yet Faithless Milking and Ancient Cheesing are still legal. There is no justice in this world.

[@JimRFF]

*BAN NEXUS OF CHEESE* *ALSO KRARK-CLAN CREAMERY*

[@Ritokure]

But Kiki-Cheesy, Milker Breaker is still legal.

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

Next time you get killed by a Turn 3 Corn, just remember: Let’s keep Spoonforge Mystic banned in Modern!

[@demi-femme4821]

Yeah, also, only two Come Back, Cows cards are allowed per deck after John Card's 2018 tournament win, where he used Come Back, Cows over and over to make himself nearly unbeatable.

[@deltalord6969]

We need this card game as an actual brand I bet I'd become more popular than pokemon.

[@dylanengo7152]

Delta lord holy crap, your comment is already at 80 likes in 4 minutes and it’s getting higher per second. So this is the unchecked power of the internet

[@Shade2800]

I mean he went through the trouble of making all the cards (unless someone else did it), so he might as well.

[@welshimegs]

Delta lord 193 likes in 8 mins wow

[@ianfalkenstein6449]

261 in 12 holy fuck

[@ACDBunnie]

I'd buy the cards

[@anishs6764]

I have 2 questions: 1.How did you make these cards? 2.Why do they say Magic: The Gathering instead of Moojic: The Cheddaring?

[@spacedandy6924]

1: printed 2: cause it's a video sponsoring magic the gathering...

[@ironladle1734]

@@spacedandy6924 😉😉😉

[@sertiana2512]

I believe there is Magic The Gathering card maker on the internet like the Yugioh one.

[@griffinwik]

There are a few good MTG card designers online that are very simple and straight forward to use

[@shaneivins8734]

This is the software I use, it's quite good: magicseteditor.sourceforge.net/

[@williambarnes5023]

Player 1: "Cows and cheese, searching, tapping, untapping, copies, infinite combo, excitement!" Player 2: "Tap my island, cast Moo Cow Don't Bother Me, everything you just said doesn't happen, and I draw a card. My turn?"

[@flyingchimp5012]

I'm definitely player two. Play the game at my pace or don't play at all. No turn 4 wins on my table. If your ADHD monkey brain craves 5 minute wins, play yu-gi-oh instead. This said, I'll always have a soft spot for red aggro decks. It's green - simic/gruul goodstuff bullshit that pisses me off.

[@Capta1nTD]

lmao is this a play on Dark Ruler No More in Yugioh?

[@brandongouveia8198]

@@Capta1nTD dark ruler is such a "leave me alone" card its funny

[@wickederebus]

@@brandongouveia8198 And then I flip my "Dad says No" Solemn Judgment and stop you right there son.

[@FEARSWTOR]

"I play Lactose Intolerant." "What does that do?" "Removes all cheese cards from the table for all players and each player loses one life for each of their cheese cards that get removed. You just lost infinite health points and as a result I win every subsequent game we play in perpetuity."

[@galarstar052]

@@plasmakitten4261 the amount of cheese tokens required to summon that card makes it unusable with this set.

[@henrytawnn8694]

I play Cownter spell.

[@joshuastepanek7045]

Sorry feel like I had to point out cheese doesn't contain lactose

[@Fif0l]

Oh, yes. I love these decks that revolve around skipping the entire deck to get to one instant win card.

[@stevenwang5148]

Sneak and Show comes to mind.

[@TheLangenator]

Or Ad Nauseum

[@kaiserinjacky]

YuGiOh?

[@razorcloud1]

Sounda like blue in magic, the other one is keeping you ftom playing the game as they play solitare.....again fucking blue

[@PokeDragoKnite]

Fif0l *cough* EXODIA *cough*

[@bloodrunsclear]

Ah, I remember this season: when Joey banished Pegasus to the Cheeserealm

[@89Crono]

Yogurtrealm. Damn English translation

[@bretginn1419]

89Crono Actually, the creator, Tite Kubo, has stated that Cheeserealm is the better version back at DairyCon 3 years ago, with the reasoning being "Cheese can be a force of good and bad, allowing it to help the heroes and hurt them too. But yogurt? Yogurt is just good shit man. Why the fuck is it suddenly a harming force. Damned Japanese, ruining my vision...in America." They have then went on record stating that the English version is actual canon and the Japanese version was retconned out of existence when Gen Urobochi wrote the World of Ligbt arc where everyone died.

[@jbitt1617]

The amount of time he must have spent designing and printing these cards for a 2 min video is what makes this a masterpiece

[@fnfailer2476]

It's literally just Kikki Combo in magic.

[@nickcariglio8228]

"Count Cornelius cheddar is a creature and a cheese." Now I have to go on in life knowing that was said by a real person

[@rainandhail67]

Can we appreciate the amount of effort that went into this This man had to create an entire card game with working dynamics about cheese and cows

[@chacehorsman2615]

Well he used MTG as a base and a real combo from back in Kamigawa with Kiki Jiki. Just changed some names and had to print custom images :) still hilarious and impressive though!

[@Deveron4]

Sung Wun is my favorite let's player

[@Sakaki98]

I prefer *SOONGE WIN*

[@Deveron4]

@@Sakaki98 *SANGE WOON!?*

[@Lheticus]

And you said that on this video, and not on his "Press Buttons And Talk" channel (which is his actual LP channel) why? ;)

[@Deveron4]

@@Lheticus I didn't know that channel existed actually. Thanks ❤️

[@zaungaestin]

does he has an english name?

[@danielchurchill2661]

Sooo, there is a mechanics issue here. With that combo you don't go infinite since brie breaker only creates a copy on entering the battlefield, not on tapping

[@fateddesire8669]

y.

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

ArrowDruid that’s what the copies are for.

[@danielchurchill2661]

@@ultimaterecoil1136 the cheese copy of count cornelius cheddar? Which untaps the brie breaker, which does nothing. If it made brie breaker leave the battlefield and come back then yes, infinite copies. Or if brie breaker made the copy on tapping, rather than entering play, that would be different.

[@zanzalaw]

maybe it's because they're in the Cheese Tasting phase. We will have to consult Appendix G.

[@passcraft1]

@@danielchurchill2661 nah in the new print they changed it so now the combo works

[@mariomaster973]

Please make this official card game, I’ve wanted it for like 5 years now

[@brandonbeagle836]

it's a spoof of magic the gathering, which he abided by the rules of completely, with cards that actually exist (effect wise, mostly) the specific combo he's referencing is Kiki Jiki, Mirror Breaker's combo, basically Kiki Jiki can tap to create a copy of a creature you control with haste (can attack the turn it's summoned), and if he copies a creature that has an enter the battlefield effect the copy will have that too, so if he targets a card like Zealous Conscripts, reading "When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste" the important part is untapping, so if you choose to untap Kiki Jiki you can tap him again to make another Zealous Conscripts to untap Kiki Jiki to make another Zealous Conscripts to untap Kiki Jiki, and then repeat until you have a hundred Zealous Conscripts to attack with

[@laffytaffy1467]

@@brandonbeagle836 ok but they aren't cows

[@brandonbeagle836]

@@laffytaffy1467 true true, we should get prozd to print some

[@pixel_chip0]

I'm actually making a game based off of these small sketches, with my own set of similar rules but different ones so the game is pretty unique

[@whl845]

@@pixel_chip0 Hi Im curious what your game is about

[@TheCakedZombiePlus]

For those who don't remember Season one, Mooing Infinite is a strong deck that only a few players have constructed. Some of those cards aren't even in stores any more. I am so jealous.

[@applesyrupgaming]

black brie was more cancerous

[@alexclarke4110]

You forgot players who use the same decks as the anime protagonist

[@psyme-]

In reality, Refrigerator-senpai's deck is not worth using. At best, it takes 5 turns before you get enough Cheese Chakras to Tap-Somersault.

[@brunop.8745]

And then they realize you'll never be able to summon Dark Cowgician in attack mode and attack directly in an actual match

[@qwertyman1511]

man, what would an MTG anime even look like.

[@GoliathGTX]

@@qwertyman1511 Actually, a Japanese manga about (old school) MTG exists. Google " Destroy All of Humanity. It Can't Be Regenerated" or "Subete no Jinrui o Hakai suru. Sorera wa Saisei Dekinai". It's unlikely to be anime-fy as it's niche, but you can always imagine them in anime form.

[@nickhohl3468]

2 things 1. That falls under person 2 2. MTG (the sponsor) doesn't have an anime. This comes off way more "uhm actually, you are a dumbass" more than I intend it to, so just take it down like 7 notches and that is where it is supposed to be.

[@paprus5972]

Cheese tasting phase: The Cheese Tasting Phase can be started after obtaining 100 Colorless Cheese Chakra and 2 Restaurant Deal cards. Can also be applied via other methods, such as playing Count Cornelius Cheddar. When activated, the Cheese Tasting Phase doubles the output of Cheese Factories, and all cheese-based cards gain various bonuses based on their secondary type (I'm not typing it all out so you can imagine what that means)

[@JennyBlaze253]

Accurate. Most people build decks because they wanna build the ultimate unkillable deck. ...i just build decks because I like the aesthetic. It's only coincidental if my deck is super good.

[@Ghost_of_Malakim_Phoros]

i did that with dragon rulers

[@lotgc]

I like to just make a deck with a bunch of random cards, play with it, and then modify it over time and see what happens.

[@runeanonymous9760]

“Role playing means to play a role.” And that’s exactly what I do when coming up with decks! (Or have since I started playing Yugioh digitally, rather than Pokémon IRL) I always end up playing to win, rather to play as my character might play, however- it raises the competency of characters who I don’t think would necessarily play that well, which kind of ruins things a bit. It’s not like I’ve written anything, but all those old original Yugioh series, and that shitty Evillious thing, and now my crappy Yugioh au of Land of the Lustrous, an au of an au Naruto fanfic, and the 2003 PGSM drama, wherein the problem lies that Usagi fucking sucks at Dueling, but Maojou-sama (Princess Sailor Moon, yandere of the year 2003) is actually good at it, and they need a playable deck that’s at least a little modular? And Rin needs two decks… (the only Gem who shows up in modern times is Cairngorm- the other survivors are fucking around in another dimension, telling the younger Gems that they have it easy because monsters are nowhere near as bad as the Lunarians- which doesn’t change the fact that they’re constantly in danger, just means that the current danger can’t really strategize- I suppose that Beryl and the Shittenou are retconned as being Gems in their past lives, and Ghost Quartz did exist off screen for a bit, before being lost by a Cairngorm who has become more than willing to do anything to get their partner back)

[@steveng6721]

@@runeanonymous9760 this is satire right?

[@justpassingthrough686]

So I'm not the only one!

[@phillipclementson2872]

Brie breaker and Cornelius cheddar are literally just Kiki-Jiki and felidar Guardian. I love that he basically put a real combo in this video lol

[@NStripleseven]

Or deceiver exarch more like, but yeah. It’s great.

[@SouthShoreArc]

I love how it says where you can find the cheese tasting phase. Now that’s quality.

[@connorkeehner5962]

This is a few years old and I've loved it since it came out, but I don't see anyone recognizing that he's immediately allowed to begin cheese tasting phase, while in the other video regarding this, it would take him 30 minutes to set up the cheese tasting chase through infinite summersaulting cheese factories. Just how powerful is this combo?!

[@vizthex]

The second guy is literally me because idfk what's going on with card games

[@doooodle5603]

Same, I just choose a card because it’s cool- that’s why I lose in the pokémon card game 9/10

[@pathogrin]

Cool Cow should get an evolution.

[@dannhoff6646]

Yeah

[@ryangainey94]

I mean I play magic to have fun with crazy combos, somewhere between a Timmy and a Johnny. But I’m the second guy when it comes to Yugioh and that’s probably why I keep dying my first turn. Because everyone is playing with new fancy meta cards and I’m just like “Huh, Cyber-Stein looks cool, I can get ANY fusion for 5000 LP? I just have to build a lifegain deck around it so I can get multiple fusion monsters for the army, I bet this’ll be amazing. Turn one, Griggle, pass turn! ...Oh, now you take a 10 minute turn and kill me with multiple combat phases right off the bat you say, and now you say ‘gg’? Man, have fun playing solitaire, but leave me out of it.” ...You can win turn 1 in magic too but it’s a lot harder to pull off, a lot less consistent.

[@tyrant-den884]

Literally me: "My deck has griffons, because griffons are cool."

[@maverickREAL]

These videos literally make me want to play strategy card games like Magic. This looks so terrifyingly complex and I love it

[@gamingtime1365]

The combo is actually based off of an actual magic combo as well, kiki kiki and zealous conscripts, which I find even more halarious than the actual skit

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

learn magic it’s easy and fun

[@owentucker6215]

@@gamingtime1365 I think it's actually more like a kiki jiki pestermite combo, but yeah I agree.

[@Felixr2]

@@owentucker6215 The fact that the other player got to start their turn means that it was probably Pestermite, yeah.

[@MABfan11]

learn yugioh

[@newto2794]

"What a Cheesy strategy" -A lactose intolerant

[@FlyingDominion]

No! How COULD you!?! I'm... I'm . . . LACTOSE PUNTOLERANT!!!!!

[@tshapedl]

@@FlyingDominion stop milking the joke

[@authenticlimeflavor432]

Back in my day, the meta wasn’t infinite cheese. In fact, in those good times, the cheese stands alone.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

When has any meta not been infinite cheese? Are you a time-travelling cave-man?

[@thegloriouswizard5270]

Heh. I remember when it was milk, not cheese. Those where dark times, but we managed. Milkman Cow...(shudder)

[@maf579]

Authentic Lime Flavor got the reference

[@magical_mage0]

But are you the Cheese?

[@deviltriggers]

ok boomer

[@xFreSh999_]

I like building decks with an "on switch" I'd like to call it. It's a functional deck for fun if you don't wanna be a jerk at the table but if someone gets out of hand I just switch into "maximum overdrive" and usually it take the player out in one turn. Infinite combo players are the first to go.

[@the86372]

This is how I played Yu-Gi-Oh vs how I played Pokemon.

[@nokay3809]

*I would honestly buy the cheese game if it was real* I mean who wouldn’t

[@HaxxorElite]

Yes, because you are an ignorant consumer!!!!!!!!!!11eleven1!

[@nelsonvenema3614]

Lactose intolerant people would not buy the cheese game

[@nelsonvenema3614]

They wouldn't win, but theiy would become windy.

[@OccultOrangutan]

I do a mix between them. I will start by seeing what cards I like, then I’ll do some research and see what’s cards I want, then I start building around their strength, I never have more than 2 copies of a card unless it works a huge amount towards my advantage at which I will have 3 copies and no more. Then I continue seeing what I like and it just works out for me

[@calebholcomb6174]

I will always love the fact that this dude consistently and deliberately makes skits spoofing his sponsors who are literally sponsoring his spoof

[@Nazgy]

He is biting the hand that feeds as much as he can, and it is glorious.

[@fan9775]

The absolute mad lad!!

[@calar8]

That is literally the Kiki Jiki combo in Magic.

[@johannesisaksson7842]

yes that's de joke

[@firby7341]

i still want to build that deck in jeskai, still waiting for celestial collonad to be affordable (the bab promo)

[@parkerklinck263]

Except this combo actually doesn't work since the Brie Breaker 's ability is ETB, not a tap ability

[@ethandement3921]

Ah, yes, I used to use Kiki-Jiki with Siege-Gang Commander.

[@demonfigs3309]

And maybe the Firewall Dragon FTK combo in Yu-Gi-Oh

[@bluemaster75]

After Playing the mooing infinite combo, play cool cow to get glasses on all of the count cornelius chedder for more defense.

[@connormanchee2295]

@Caesar Zeppeli but cool cow cost less and is a comooon so he is easy to find so you can play his plus 25 def more so he is preferred

[@connormanchee2295]

@Caesar Zeppeli thank you I agree hip cow is good I think cool cow dose better for bigger amount of cards on the table But hip cows higher cost is much better spent on the legen-dairy itself instead of the cheese clones in the new sets that they call the new copies

[@applesyrupgaming]

black brie better

[@donovanulrich348]

Black brea is the black lotus 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️ Every hardcore magic player subs in black lotus to their modern deck. And it’s illegal in modern decks 😂😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Also the cows reflect the Elf’s and Myr’s of Magic. Cuz Elf’s and Myr’s do this 😂😂😂

[@wildgamer217]

@@connormanchee2295 I believe that BIG cow is superior because of his 2 card immortality boost and that he has 100 def points and can be used to do is the Infinite cheese combo, I will say that it cost 10 cheese chakra and 15 milk bucks is costly but if u just use the business guy first turn you can do the cheese infinite combo easy

[@obits3]

Don’t forget about the third player: Plays Force of Moo to counter cow your cheese antics with no grass on the field.

[@pricerowland]

I want to pretend to be the cool cow guy but deep down I know I could never resist the Count Cornelius strategy

[@ChristopherMoom]

If this was a real game I'd totally play it

[@tickytickytango5634]

Magic: The Gathering

[@67kingdedede]

begone moon

[@haveiszalfaroqie1628]

And that combo actually exist, though banned on Modern format. Search "Splinter Twin."

[@takabrak2542]

@@haveiszalfaroqie1628 kiki-jiki works the same way

[@baguetteboi1065]

Magic the gathering

[@user-mx7om1kh8f]

Relatable, a few years ago this dude convinced me and a friend to get back into MTG. He wanted to play commander for fun, we went along with it and I just built a pretty weak deck with the cards I had from way back. It was clear from the first game that our definitions of fun are completely different, with each of mine and our friend's turns being rather short while he would give us a whole master thesis presentation almost every turn he played. He had a lot of strong, very expensive cards, and would not hesitate to use proxies to build the decks he saw online. Needless to say, we'd get stomped everytime, I'd often be dead halfway through his turn and when I scooped he would ask what happened and I'm like "dude I'm dead lol". On the rare occasions that it felt like we had a chance to beat him, he would topdeck "the one card that could get me out of this position" and combo his way to a win. Recently I've been feeling like getting back into the game, but he's the only friend I know that still plays and I absolutely do not want to play with him again

[@yayalu8650]

And as a result I AM *M O O I N G I N F I N I T E*

[@bashily2844]

0:55 Time stamp for if anyone wants it

[@kurodracovalladares8823]

Now everytime you get infinite you have to say I'm mooing infinite is the law

[@bashily2844]

@@kurodracovalladares8823 Does this apply to infinite combos in games outside of CCG/TCG games?

[@kurodracovalladares8823]

@@bashily2844 yes DCI enforced

[@bashily2844]

@@kurodracovalladares8823 Thank you, I Had to ask before doing an infinite combo in a non TCG/CCG type of game.

[@jebjimmyjebjimmy2979]

When’s the Kickstarter for this card game?

[@bukakkesteakhouse2077]

It’s just magic the gathering. What we need to do Is get them to add these cards to The game

[@silverdragon122]

Worst part is I actually see this catching on. People are interested for the lulz and then end up seriously playing it.

[@Manahyde]

@@bukakkesteakhouse2077 Can see those in the next Un-set (if there is a next), seeing how we already got a cheese themed enchantment in Unglued.

[@Ovcharka88]

@@bukakkesteakhouse2077 They already have the cheese stands alone from one of the un sets.

[@myneighborsnorlax3780]

The worst part is that the Cornelius cheddar infinite creature combo thing is a real combo. Zealous conscripts and kiki-jiki mirror breaker.

[@oORoOFLOo]

I know this is detail, but it feel more like pesternite kiki loop. Effectively the same ofc.

[@bretterry8356]

@@oORoOFLOo Pestermite or Deceiver Exarch.

[@PatrickWDunne]

Splinter Twin!

[@siosilvar]

​@@PatrickWDunne You get it. It's funny seeing all the different cards in different variations of the combo get named... when I was in high school, it was Kiki-Jiki, Intruder Alarm, and a Llanowar Elves that I used for ramp. In Aether Revolt standard, fresh off the heels of the Splinter Twin ban in modern, it was Saheeli Rai + Felidar Guardian.

[@b.schurman]

This reminds me of how I taught my SO how to play Gwent in the Witcher 3. There’s a solid strategy you can get started on very early game and only gets stronger as you get more cards until you are unbeatable in the tournament.

[@autismandgaming4532]

This is exactly why Brie breaker should be banned! Why doesn’t the community listen to me?!

[@Paragon13]

That’s what you get for getting Camembert Camel banned. Now how am I supposed to export cheese tokens to my desert branch? I’ve lost out on an extra cheese tasting phase because of people like you.

[@yunglo6873]

Well Brie breaker can be easily destroyed

[@Paragon13]

Yung Lo Not legally. New Law got banned. Too easy to destroy any single card. : ( (In reference to how Brie was made illegal in America)

[@Jwpro99]

Because the combo doesn’t work. Brie breaker can only create a copy when it enters the battlefield. Not taps. So creating a copy of count Cornelius cheddar just untaps the Brie breaker once

[@mouthlesshater]

No, he’s playing it wrong- it’s only *when played.*

[@steamedtoast64]

Unfortunately, count Cornelius cheddar is a legendairy, which means he cannot be copied. This rule was added in the newest edition, so it's possible they were using a previous version. But, even if you bypass that rule, this combo is far from its prime. Back in its introduction in 2nd edition, it's combo was near impossible to beat. But only 2 expansions later, it became useless with cool cows creation. Cool cows sunglasses have a secondairy effect that causes all creature or cheese cards of super rairy to legendairy to go to the opponents side, wanting to be with the most coolest guy on the field. If this happens, every card transferred to the other side (including copies) will grant +10 attack and +10 defense for all cards on their new side. And if the creatures and/or cheeses are in a state of moving infinite, this will grant a +100 attack and defense for all non copy cards. This godlike, yet only commoon rairyty card basically put an end to count Cornelius cheddar and brie breaker strategies, which caused them to go from being the best combo in the game, to become the single worst legendairy and creature/cheese hybrids in the game. Cool cow, meanwhile, is still respected in the commoonity as one of the best nerf cards in the games history, and caused people to look into startigies of cards perceived as weaker, when before people only thought that super rairy cards and rairyer could have any viability, as well as having very cool and funny sunglasses.

[@TalkingSandvich]

Well no, because the copy is a non-legendary token with the abilities and ETB of Count Cornelius Cheddar.

[@StaleMoves]

Nice try, prozd. Splinter Cheese is banned. JUDGE!

[@ArcDragoon]

It is Kiki-Cheesy. I see how easily it is to confuse the two.

[@TheFroperator]

Hi yes I am your judge for today, how can I help you?

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@@TheFroperator is your name Serge?

[@TheFroperator]

@@The_Evening_Sun No but I'm a level 1 judge trainee

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@@TheFroperator cool, I was actually just trying to make a reference.

[@MasterOfTheChainsaw]

That Count Cornelius/Brie-Breaker combo is obviously overpowered, it'll likely get banned at the big tournaments soon.

[@jaspershepherdsmith9047]

Unban Twin!!

[@sorenwoo]

We need a true savior: Milk Truck Driver

[@trigger7ff6]

Wait, you can't do that! Milk Truck Driver gets countered by Toll Gates!

[@carlost856]

@@trigger7ff6 Oh, but I equip the milk truck driver with good work ethic, which grants him a raise allowing him to afford the toll roads!

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

*HEY, I'M DRIVIN' 'ERE!*

[@Black-Heart_X3]

My favorite mechanic was always the Treasure token mechanic. I love hoarding all the shiny things. Also!!! Deadeye Plunderer gets +1+1 for every artifact. :p🖤💜

[@lakamokolaka]

Or they build it around just having the cutest cards like baby cow

[@ilovecarlislemost]

How I play pokemon

[@carlosfer2201]

baby cow do do do do do do

[@FlyingDominion]

@@carlosfer2201 I was just about to comment the same thing! Nice.

[@potatopan6478]

That’s pokemon tcg for ya

[@lakamokolaka]

@@potatopan6478 Almost as like that was the joke

[@psyme-]

>playing Cheddar/Brie A Bleu/CJack control is where its at.

[@AnOriginalConcept]

Best pun in the comment section

[@hiddeninplainsight1232]

Nah mate, brie/asiago is where it's at

[@gaborfabian1239]

I kinda expected the other player just playing a red "Armageddon-firestorm-meteor-remove everything" card, or a blue "Cancel". :D

[@ieatatsonic]

I know they all had the same sponsor, but I love that this dairy card game is part of the ProZD canon.

[@ShinySephiroth1]

"... is a creature AND a cheese" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

"No, you don't understand, he turned himself into CHEESE, funniest shit I've ever seen"

[@CanadianDan854]

Man, remember card games? _Those were the days._

[@YaBoiChrome]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Now we have DnD podcasts

[@bretginn1419]

Card games never truly die. They just wait to be Monster Reborned. Unless they were banished. Then they're fucked. Usually.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

@@bretginn1419 D.D.R. and there's a new one out. Also magic the gathering has pull from beyond.

[@baguetteboi1065]

Daniel Sambar mtg is going REALLY strong. It outsells Pokémon cards and I go to card shops twice a week to play.

[@teamcyeborg]

I love how Come Back Cows doesn't even return all cows, just the one specific other card

[@Proxy77777]

Is being land cursed the equivalent of being lactose intolerant?

[@johnnyd6953]

Cheese has no lactose That's why it was so popular in southern europe

[@_Bjornfot]

@@johnnyd6953 Proper, aged cheese has no lactose, yeah, but cheap american cheese does.

[@MarxSoul2001]

I propose a third type of deck builder: the lazy. "What's your deck like?" "Idk, I just bought a premade one. I chose it 'cause the box looked cool." I am the third type.

[@panlis6243]

So just the dude that looks up meta decks online

[@jamesarclight544]

“The box looked cool” “the sunglasses are cool” You’re just the 2nd guy.

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

@@lord_wyran dead accurate. Every so often one of the cards has been worth something, but the decks are always sub-par. Here's a hint to everyone else, if you buy the deck at Wal-Mart, it ain't gonna beat any hobbyist's deck.

[@kitsunekaze93]

Feline ferocity!

[@airbornesquirrel]

Bruh same. I usually just put 36 different cool cards in my deck without considering that it may be total shit. At least the mutate thing ikoria introduced with ikoria is easy to build around.

[@jhonandrewsantos4672]

Can one say that... He's cheesing the game? Aight, I'll let myself out...

[@blatantpseudonym3313]

oh man now I'm wondering if that was on purpose

[@rjmarshall1304]

You could say he was "Milking" the good cards

[@obscure_genesis]

@@rjmarshall1304 why are you even quoting that?

[@chazbear28]

@@obscure_genesis *you better "brie" careful of what you say.

[@stelvu]

dont GOat! Things were just getting GRATE!

[@petercouchey]

Honestly, the whole cow cards gag is amazing

[@jaronpage6588]

Yugi: I believe in the heart of the cards! ProZD: Yeah sorry my decks a cheese breaker build. 1TKO. Yugi:....wtf!

[@changsiah2]

That not how it work and there is no such as a chese deck

[@jaronpage6588]

@@changsiah2 Um ok? It's called a joke....

[@ToaKoran]

I'd say the joke flew over hi head, but I'm worried he'd actually look up and act like I'm the stupid one because nothing was actually flying, and jokes can't have physical form... But hey, at least the latter is a contradiction to reality, because Chang exists. Heyo! _-Validate me, please-_

[@seanwaddell2659]

@@changsiah2 r/wooosh

[@popeval6654]

3rd time: these cards have like no synergy but they're all dragons and thats cool

[@CrushedIdealism]

This is the most accurate video on card games of all time. Thanks ProZD, you're a treasure

[@mattcgw]

Especially, since yugioh lost its shit and introduced link summoning. Which was supposed to slow the game down, instead it's makes any deck have unbreakable bullshit.

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

I was half expecting the second guy to suddenly go crazy and do a ridiculous elaborate combo to win the game.

[@Onetruefreeman]

I’m really getting invested into this card game lol

[@Alec.V.]

I read the title wrong. That would’ve been a very different video.

[@deltalord6969]

LoL It cant be unseen now.

[@Deveron4]

I before E except after D

[@Lheticus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moqpZaaCeLt0otE

[@GrimoireM]

But don't players already gild their decks? 🤔

[@jamescao9984]

What did you read it as

[@altsadhara]

I've seen that Yu-Gi-Oh decks are often built around one-turn kills and like 2 different side decks or something. Meanwhile, I had a deck which focused on flame-based spellcaster cards because some of them looked cool.

[@TheGIJew.]

I'm building a Six Samurai deck right now because they look really cool and the card art tells a story

[@dekucake4395]

@@TheGIJew. I also have that alongside a basic fairy deck focused around Parshath cards because I like the "piercing" mechanic they have.

[@lolicunny2]

@@TheGIJew. And Six Sams is notorious for being able to practically generate infinite resources if not stopped.

[@TheGIJew.]

@@lolicunny2 yeah but I'm putting in the ones that look really cool

[@somecallmesean_]

I'm trying to build a Dark Magician Deck bc of the anime lol

[@eertikrux666]

0:59 me explaining to my buddies about my Charizard deck on pokemon tcg

[@jeromefournier9667]

How I do it : Humm the pasteurization mechanic looks interesting, let's try putting every pasteurization card in a deck. Ok that's not working lets finagle it until it works some of the time at least. OR: "The cheese stands alone" looks like it could do fun stuff let's see how a deck built around it can work.

[@kutaoizumi4189]

Sunglasses guy is literally me when I decide to build a deck, lol. "It's not the best but them sunglasses tho"!

[@gameboynextdoor5744]

Pro would make a fortune if he made this an actual card game

[@PatternLand]

Magic actually already has some funny cards it’d be nice if there was more and they sold more decks based around them

[@captainblue5096]

@@PatternLand But does it have somersaulting cheese factories?

[@bassal_the_rotten7645]

I love how both of these are me. On one hand I can make hyper combo decks or just full bling decks whose game plan boils down to "funny card has good art."

[@sighkick6938]

That's why Curious Cow is restricted to 1 card only in tourneys.

[@StickMaster500]

Are these the rules for the new Tiny Tina’s Robot Tea Party Card Game?

[@welcometomyreality]

You here to

[@1ninjagod101]

why you everywhere

[@changsiah2]

hi StickMaster500 and it is not real and hype for borderlands 3 tho

[@BorisDineda]

Thank you StickMaster, very topical.

[@Scruffi]

I have already pre-ordered this Borderlands 3 dlc.

[@tuzikopalo]

"Count Cornelius Cheddar is a creature AND a cheese" oh, just like me!

[@TheJello]

I started play Magic the Gathering and rewatched this video and it makes so much sense now.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

*_I PLAY DOWN FARMER JONES, THE MAD ONE_*

[@KurosakiYukigo]

Boy I hate when my cows die!

[@RenoKyrie]

HEY IM DRIVING HERE Edit: I know this is the wrong card, but whatever xD

[@user-kn1de4xc6j]

YOU COULD’VE CALLED YOUR OWN GAME “MOOGIC THE GATHERING”!!!

[@codebracker]

Moogic the curdling

[@user-kn1de4xc6j]

@@codebracker I was wrong, what you said is better

[@Vyomesh839]

Moogic the grazening

[@InvaderTool]

Francesco Salvia I like yours better. Also, I forget, isn’t there a rare moon jumping card, or am I imagining things?

[@blocky1904]

Magic the cattleing

[@senterdrive3640]

Wisconsin’s going to love this card game

[@austinbridges1271]

The second guy is how I play pokemon. "Oh, this looks cool. I shall use you."

[@lightningandodinify]

I always pick the smolest pokemon >~

[@polish_filipino]

Dude this entire video is _Cheezy af_ _Oh shi-._

[@brandonchristen2472]

Every time this video comes up on my feed again I’m always happy.

[@jaydeh.]

This is basically how people play Pokémon Cards Epic Edition, nice.

[@LidlRaccoon]

More like MTG with keywords like haste and creature type (and the fact that it was sponsored by MTG arena)

[@baguetteboi1065]

Sandice he specifically copied a combo that used to be in the modern format of mtg but it got banned from overuse (for a good reason)

[@baguetteboi1065]

Spaceman Spiff that was the splintertwin combo right?

[@luxumbra7602]

@@baguetteboi1065 This is Actually the Kiki-Zealous combo, where you tap Kiki-Jiki to make a copy of Zealous conscripts, who when they enter the battlefield untaps kiki, repeat.

[@baguetteboi1065]

Shaun Harris ahh thanks. I play a lot of commander and my pod doesn’t use twins ever so I wasn’t sure if it was twins or kiki

[@JammerSoul]

So this actually relevant cause we have Food Tokens. Wild

[@lepoireau8426]

And a food creature

[@tyler9039]

Also cool cow is just fortifying provisions

[@ShiningDarknes]

Cooking decks are gloriously broken.

[@canadianshark2625]

I've found a way to combat Mooing Infinite. The makes of Mooing The Grazing added a card that ends the cheese tasting phase, and makes all cheese/creature related transactions to end, including Mooing Infinite. The card is called "Cheddar Chopper" it sends Cornelius to the discard pile, thus stopping this. It also resets the game to the grazing phase, also causing Brie Breaker to not be usable, as it only is usable during the CCP.