how different players build their decks

[@whym9877]

Everyone talking about count Cornelius and I'm here just wishing the back of the cards said Moogic the Grazing.

[@puncer2012]

Brilliant

[@tylerbeadle-follis3338]

Brilliant

[@peytongonzaga7109]

Brilliant

[@aguy167]

Brilliant

[@unlimited8410]

Brilliant

[@artemiswolf4508]

I like to think that cool cow absolutely destroyed that guy’s strategy

[@cookieoppressor9700]

It puts sunglasses on all of your cards AND as a hidden bonus effect, every cow card the enemy plays will be placed on your side of the field, because they wanna be with cool cow. If he gets it out in the early, the whole cheese strategy will fail.

[@lucienfelten8439]

Actually cool cow, usually pretty useless, has a unique strategy built around to counter brie breaker decks: it can, when played in tandem Hippie cow, prevent the enemy from tapping more than once a turn. After the tapping is prevented, and therefore the clones not created, it makes all card the opponent draws during the cheese-tasting phase go directly to the milk realm, without ever entering the field. Setting up the combo can be complicated, but it is necessary in order to beat such a dominant meta strategy.

[@dcdusty33]

@@lucienfelten8439 Cool Cow/Hippie Cow dominate sideboards in basically any deck that can generate Grass mana

[@elijahpadilla5083]

@@dcdusty33 People wouldn't have problems generating Grass mana if Sodlayer wasn't LIMITED

[@honeyham6788]

@@elijahpadilla5083 of course, none of this matters against the Billy Goat meta, which can survive off of any color of grass AND require less grass individually to graze. This, combined with Goat simulator lets you dump your hand onto the board before the Combo can be set up, and then copy every Goat you have BUT with the downside that a random goat gets its leg broken every turn. It's the signature go-wide aggro archetype designed to out-speed the Cheese strategy. Ironically, the +1 defense bonus of the sunglasses is actually a huge weakness for Billy Goats because it makes them cool enough to block enough goats to prevent any damage. All the n00bs first getting into the game are screaming for Cheese-Clones to get banned, but the combo is actually really complex and you can loose just by having a bad openning hand. But Cool Cow should actually be banned because its just too efficient a body and naturally protects the board from interaction, which may look "fairer" to new players, it's impossible to win against unless you have the perfect openning hand.

[@Shacka69]

This guy is about to create a card game based on cow and cheese and im here to witness it What a great time to be alive

[@thunderchicken1552]

its goning to be me

[@joeytmog8267]

that was my old discord pfp HMMM

[@fauxfire]

What a Grate time, huh

[@aquila1154]

Get on MTG Cardsmith. Make this happen.

[@jakobwendt8999]

I would totally buy that

[@LouisDesitter]

This is exactly how I felt playing Yu-Gi-Oh as a casual with random cards with nice little effects, against someone who had a deck he probably spent months crafting in a ritual chamber. He actually took ten full minutes playing his turn, using half his deck, and explaining every intricate detail of how his combo works, and why it is AWESOME. I proceeded to place a monster face-down, a trap card, and ending my turn. It took me as long as it took you to read this sentence. Then, despite his monster having already 8000 points of ATK, he started building a second combo, and I forfeited mid-sentence. I lost the match, but seeing him blue-balled at not even getting an attack in was a victory in and of itself.

[@jasonz.7311]

Yeah this is a certified yu gi oh moment If you can’t turn 1 kill reliably in theory you die lol

[@simber3523]

? Doesn't matter how much atk if yours is in defense. Could be a battle trap. Could be a flip card. Who wouldn't get rid of those first. Use your brain

[@jasonz.7311]

@@simber3523 Evidently haven't heard of piercing damage clown

[@simber3523]

@@jasonz.7311 Oh yeah let's see where he EVER mentioned that. 2. Yes some players are dicks but why not assume then, that the opponent was simply comboing into a phantom knight break sword? 3. Doesn't change the face down trap which could be anything under the sun such as and is not limited to DROWNING MIRROR FORCE. You'd probably have some success if you'd use your head for once but you hate doing that don't you.

[@baval5]

I clicked show more expecting some bullshit about how it was magic cylinder and you won the duel, but yep thats Yugioh alright.

[@wildbard4112]

"I play to have fun!" "I play to destroy you emotionally and question why you spent so much money on a deck that doesn't make you win turn 3"

[@rosabie5138]

AKA, me vs. my boyfriend in every game ever. Only, you left out "playing solitaire for literally 20 minutes in the middle of a game".

[@WintersEnvy]

@@rosabie5138 well if you didn’t wanna play solitaire for 20minutes then you should have just picked Uno

[@0v_x0]

So you play counter/burn?

[@tyrant-den884]

Who plays for fun and spends any significant amount of money.on a deck that wasn't designed by someone else to win on turn 3?

[@WintersEnvy]

@@tyrant-den884 you see i like to play a deck that wins in 60 turns when my opponent gives up because they have better things to do

[@rimjobledouche5201]

As a guy totally not into MTG, this is 100% what the rules always sounded like to me.

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

It's actually pretty close to how the game works

[@zankaa8031]

Literally is based on a magic combo deck around splinter twin or kikki jikki

[@drdiabeetus4419]

@@zankaa8031 it’s closer to Kiki-jiki and literally any card that untaps a creature when it enters the battlefield. We’ll say zealous conscripts

[@CatOnACell]

i had a deck all around finding two enchantments and then killing one of my own creatures killing them with infinite damage and healing me infinitely. And another deck just because i liked the art on a specific dinosaur with literally no winning potential. this is exactly how Magic the gathering works (combo deck was if I gain a life you lose a life if you lose a life I gain a life. and the creature that I kill gains me life when it dies. if I had a cow with "when this dies its owner gains 1 life" i could literally MOO INFINATE with that deck.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

@@CatOnACell Ah, the old Sanguine Bond - Exquisite Blood combo

[@CorpCoCEO]

“For the sake of competitive diversity, Count Cornelius Cheddar is now banned in modern. “

[@BloodLegaZ]

Aw, Fudge! (Harry Potter joke anyone?) I just bought my playset for $300 bucks!

[@R.DumDum]

BloodLegaZ 300 dairy dollars*

[@nicholasstraw9800]

Well, at least the Meta is shifting toward the new grazing decks so all the dairy dollars I spent on the promo foil fields are useful now.

[@daniel-kc1du]

Now it's limited to 1

[@Ejeffers-eh2om]

oh come on, brie breaker was clearly the enabler

[@Alex_Fishman]

I like how he gave his strat a badass name that is *MOOING INFINITE,* as if it was a stand or he has multiple named strats.

[@drdca8263]

I believe “mooing infinite” is a reference to “going infinite”, which just means that you can repeat a sequence of actions as many times as you want (in the same turn), each time increasing some benefit (number of minions or whatever, or stats, or life total, or something). So, not the name of this specific combo, but rather of this type of combo

[@Arrzarrina]

And beyond what drdca said, when you go infinite through a hard to find line, that's exactly how you feel :D

[@IntegralKing]

aka Splinter Twin

[@yuzmanito]

also jojo bad

[@Batchall_Accepted]

"The competitive 40k player vs the guy who has backstories for all his sergeants"

[@nanocowie]

Triptide and the 40 drones vs the lad with the orks in pink chiffon

[@seantrevillion8215]

@@nanocowie OI me Chiffun make'z da bois work 'arder

[@sheridanfalkenberry5611]

I am 100% the latter; I was explaining the backstories of the different members of my courageous platoon of Death Korps, which I spent 50+ hours painting, while my friend was literally tilting a building on its side so he could more efficiently dump his 30 unpainted tyranid models in it...

[@warmike]

If you play Custodes, it's not that hard.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

Id be terrified to fight against someone like that, id feel so bad shooting their well rounded characters with hopes and dreams

[@BlazedIce]

How to build your deck: -Choose some really bad cards -Say: "My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, *name of your rival*" -Win

[@NeoVault_]

Ahaha lol. Yugioh.

[@marcyartz]

“My grandpas deck has no pathetic cards Sung Won! Now I summon Kuricow in attack position!!!”

[@davidd15377]

"You lost to someone who CHOSE to put Mushroom Man in their deck!."

[@DotDusk]

The instructions were unclear and now I am stucked in the shadow realm. Please, can someone send help?

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

You just gotta believe in the heart of the cards

[@volbla]

"Count Cornelius Cheddar is a creature _and_ a cheese." This sentence tickles me in my special place.

[@ditto7047]

Oh my!~

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

YOU WON'T BELIEVE

[@rudram1378]

Uh

[@MK-dr7dx]

FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@ajkcool]

Tmi my dude

[@scheikundeiscool4086]

Funny thing is that the whole thing he described is an actual combo in magic.

[@hextildarobinson]

Really?

[@sembangfinance]

@@hextildarobinson not sure about the exact combo, could be a made up one even. But legacy decks, the ones that existed 10+ years ago in the early days of magic were known to break the game with infinite combos. A 2 card combo that wins the game, and can be consistently played because every other card in the deck exists only to help you find these 2 combo cards.

[@dumbledalfthewizard9486]

@@hextildarobinson Splinter Twin. Look it up.

[@Verflair]

@@hextildarobinson There's a handful of these types of infinite combos. My personal favorite is the "lifesteal pinprick of death". It requires two cards to be on the field: Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond. Sanguine Bond causes the opponent to lose life anytime you gain life. Exquisite Blood does the opposite: Whenever the opponent loses life, you gain life. Because of a specific official ruling, if these cards are both on the field and there is *any* life gain for you or life loss for your opponent, you instantly win the game, because it causes you to have Infinity life, and your opponent to have negative infinity life.

[@Verflair]

@@hextildarobinson The only way to counter this combo is to anticipate it beforehand by either having something that destroys the type of card these two cards are, Enchantments, or to have a specific creature called Platinum Angel, which specifically prevents the player who used it from losing the game and prevents the opponent from winning.

[@padawanboricua]

The fact that I understood that explanation and the fact that it made sense disturbs me...

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

Pokedex entry 132 my dude.

[@Garnzlok]

I mean unfortunately it doesn't work cause Brie breaker is when played not when tapped, so it cant actually play out the way he explained. If it was tap to do that then it'd work but alas it's when it's played.

[@boisvertblues]

Garnzlok the text was errated in 2014. He must if got one of the old copies

[@existant187]

@@cooltrainervaultboy-39 Brilliant. :D

[@demiurgemck]

Wasn't this basically how the Saheeli copy cat combo worked? Lol

[@DerangedDurain]

I'll never understand why Count Cornelius Cheddar isn't a legendary creature Wizards really dropped the ball there smh

[@dmandman2020]

LegenDAIRY

[@ShikiRen]

He probably is, but the copy-card says "these copies are not legendary"! Like spark double!

[@ghoulofmetal]

because this is a splinter twin analogy.

[@ymmijx6061]

same reason valakut isn't. when it was printed legendary was a huge downside

[@Bacxaber]

@Andreas It's not a Krenko analogy?

[@justarandomguyhelpingkpopg8830]

Builds the most insane cow deck ever imagined *Opponent uses slaughterhouse deck*

[@connerzed3588]

Just a random guy helping kpopgroups To be fair, a slaughterhouse deck is very situational.

[@zeph769]

@@connerzed3588 It's still obnoxious to deal with for like the one person in the world who uses a pure livestock deck.

[@HidingOverHere]

but thats like the last part of the cow combo

[@TetrisShark70]

This slaughterhouse deck is in kinda the same camp as the brie breaker deck for basically breaking the game in 2. The only way to beat a slaughterhouse deck is if you have an animal rights deck but that's a very hard deck to build cause it's based around mostly status buff cards and trap cards.

[@HidingOverHere]

@@TetrisShark70 thats why you sideboard in some activist cards to protect your cows, either that or run your own maindeck slaughterhouse to reap your cow rewards before your opponent

[@herosshade2247]

Counterplay: I have a Blue deck that counters everything. Now I can never lose because no one wants to play with me!

[@foxxygranpa87]

I have the same problem with my blue red deck that takes control of everything the opponent uses.

[@idkwhatimdoing8995]

I respect both because I have a black deck that kills everything but I also hate because I dislike counter spells.

[@lambchu6459]

can confirm. dont wanna play w/ you

[@ForbiddenFan13]

Meanwhile me: Oooh! A reviving skeleton? Yes. Ooh? Life steal? Aaaand there's my deck.

[@jimmylundblom9370]

with the 2020 cards, i'd be scared, but nothing else

[@Blackfrosti]

Dude it's the splinter twin combo. He did his homework

[@MesaCoast]

I'm glad Krark-Clan Creamery was finally banned

[@noobguyscrublord3039]

Obviously this is Mirror Breaker Zealous Conscripts

[@sigilbreaker2628]

The best part of his card videos is how much they resemble actual gambits.

[@carbunclegirl]

It's not Twin, it's Kiki-Jiki and any of a dozen different creatures like Pestermite, Deceiver Exarch or Zealous Conscripts.

[@krvys7226]

@@carbunclegirl it is closer to kiki. That said, both kiki and twin are essentially the same kind of deck.

[@Dirkadirky]

"Mooing infinite" is now a term that is regularly used in my magic group.

[@hasanuddinhakam2267]

i know im late but when do you say it, you get count cornelius cheese or something?

[@geotechms]

Same here. It’s almost like a middle finger to the other guy when we say it.

[@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396]

I remember one time I played with my grandpa. He destroyed me with a 1000 dollar deck that was made by a pro. He ended with 30 health and I had -5

[@hasanuddinhakam2267]

@@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 oof size omega

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Do card games have infinites like that?

[@_knighted]

Why do I have a feeling Brie breaker is about to get banned in modern

[@xylophone897]

Splinter Tin did nothing wrong

[@paleconfidant380]

@@xylophone897 I sense a little pent up tension and animosity.

[@TankMunky]

*Moodern

[@FlyingDominion]

Wait! He's playing it wrong! 0:34 Brie Breaker triggers when played, not when it enters the battlefield, so only the first one activates since the copies aren't played.

[@creshiell]

@@FlyingDominion every competitive player cheats a little when they know their opponent doesn't know shit lmao

[@matthewsan8201]

The fact that their is a new sticker mechanic in the new UN set , this man putting sunglasses on his cards was truly ahead of his time.

[@AutumnPulse]

That's what I thought. They had to have used this in their meetings.

[@andrebenites9919]

UN ? I don't recognize this game

[@LhynkalTheFool]

​@@andrebenites9919 The game they're talking about is Magic the Gathering, cards are released in sets and Un-sets like Unglued and Unfinity are full of funny and weird cards. For example there's a card called "Hot Fix" that gives you 10 seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your deck.

[@kaipography]

And they are legal in eternal formats 🤦‍♂️

[@researchinbreeder]

@@kaipography they aren't (with a couple exceptions), and the fact that you assumed they were is telling.

[@4dtoaster819]

Cool cow is such an underrated card . If you use it with “improved fertility”, the token production is insane . You then use “unfair trading” to transform all the sunglasses to chesse tokens making it posible to get a cheese warehouse before turn 6...

[@megamania7106]

Wait, I thought improves fertility was banned, or am I thinking of ripping tornado?

[@LewinGodwynn]

@@megamania7106 No you're thinking of Curdled Wrath.

[@leotamer5]

​@Richie Cook Curdled wrath really didn't deserve to get banned. Sir Lion was the problem card but they let run another tournament before banning him.

[@toad7395]

@Richie Cook this is hilarious

[@RobinBodicoat]

Don't forget to add the cheese stur into your hand, therefore destroying all cards on the field when played with imroved fertility.

[@MLittleBrony]

Cool Cow is actually the most broken card in the game, provided you know how to use it.

[@changsiah2]

magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/unfairest-them-all-2013-12-20

[@labrynianrebel]

Yea the support cards for it are insane.

[@danieljones8706]

That's how Child of Night was when me and friends started playing. 12 Enchantments later and its a 20/18 with lifelink, vigilance, and flying lol.

[@randomweeb9240]

Dude, you combine Cool Cow with the vanishing effect of Doom Beef and it's like an instant win.

[@changsiah2]

@@randomweeb9240 dumb?

[@seiryu265]

*“and as a result,I'm am Mooing infinite"*

[@james8616]

I like that he’s consistent with his rules of the game between sketches

[@dylonnelson4376]

As a Magic: The Gathering player, I can say for sure that I have seen and have been both these players

[@noskalborg723]

I like the unexpected builds in commander. Like building Hapatra around simply melting enemy creatures into into snakes, insects, and elf warriors. Or using Shirei to make a sacrificial utility deck. You know, the zany things that are annoyinhg but too weird to be truly mad at.

[@TigerKirby215]

Hearthstone player and I've seen the same. Literally combo vs agro.

[@argeope]

I built this deck because the monsters are cool and it's a neat themed deck. This is my fuck you deck because fuck you.

[@FlyingDominion]

Don't you just love when players don't read their own cards? He's playing it wrong. 0:34 Brie Breaker triggers when played, not when it enters the battlefield, so only the first one activates since the copies aren't played.

[@jjmc00]

@@FlyingDominion boo

[@kelseyfuson1903]

one of my brothers once built a deck entirely around whale cards because he wanted to make a joke where he'd play the song sail by awolnation but he'd yell whale instead of sail

[@usedforks]

That's... The lamest thing I've ever heard lmfao

[@genericname2747]

@@usedforks it's the best thing I've ever heard

[@Zeuseus6609]

He is my people.

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

WHALE!

[@mikeberry9932]

From now on I'm going to hear "whale" every time

[@deltalord6969]

We need this card game as an actual brand I bet I'd become more popular than pokemon.

[@dylanengo7152]

Delta lord holy crap, your comment is already at 80 likes in 4 minutes and it’s getting higher per second. So this is the unchecked power of the internet

[@Shade2800]

I mean he went through the trouble of making all the cards (unless someone else did it), so he might as well.

[@welshimegs]

Delta lord 193 likes in 8 mins wow

[@ianfalkenstein6449]

261 in 12 holy fuck

[@ACDBunnie]

I'd buy the cards

[@mattardis]

It's funny because Cool Cow actually has a really niche synergy with Count Cornelius Cheddar. The sunglasses only give minor defense buff, but if your running a corrupt executive/ bad work ethic deck, it can help by giving positive PR tokens to get away with underpaying worker cards. Generally not a great strategy, but if your opponent doesnt see it coming, it can ruin a good work ethic deck in a few turns

[@brodyhickman7955]

Your dedication is ridiculous. You made this somewhat make more sense than actual mtg to me

[@iantaakalla8180]

It helps that he is actually talking about an infamous MTG combo, but with cheese and cows.

[@metafelle]

Y'know you can counter Count Cheddar if you play a Lactose Intolerant Doctor card right? "Denies all dairy cards played.

[@kaji5650]

oof broken

[@fishstx5897]

but cheese is lactose free

[@kaji5650]

epic

[@metafelle]

@@fishstx5897 idk if imma get wooooshed or not :/ cuz the mainstream cheeses are made of milk

[@fishstx5897]

@@metafelle oH

[@ProtagonistOfficial]

Who is gonna tell ProZD that SplinterCheese is banned?

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Splinter Cheese is banned, yet Faithless Milking and Ancient Cheesing are still legal. There is no justice in this world.

[@JimRFF]

*BAN NEXUS OF CHEESE* *ALSO KRARK-CLAN CREAMERY*

[@Ritokure]

But Kiki-Cheesy, Milker Breaker is still legal.

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

Next time you get killed by a Turn 3 Corn, just remember: Let’s keep Spoonforge Mystic banned in Modern!

[@demi-femme4821]

Yeah, also, only two Come Back, Cows cards are allowed per deck after John Card's 2018 tournament win, where he used Come Back, Cows over and over to make himself nearly unbeatable.

[@rainandhail67]

Can we appreciate the amount of effort that went into this This man had to create an entire card game with working dynamics about cheese and cows

[@chacehorsman2615]

Well he used MTG as a base and a real combo from back in Kamigawa with Kiki Jiki. Just changed some names and had to print custom images :) still hilarious and impressive though!

[@MakeVarahHappen]

It's fucked up that I watched this when it came out and multiple times since then and now that I actually play magic I know he's describing specifically the Kiki Jikki combo.

[@hikki3523]

I dont even know what that is but it sounds so cool.

[@Ace-wp9wp]

I’ve been playing this game for years and did not realize it was THAT combo. Holy shit.

[@johnjameson859]

Thought they were referencing splinter twin, though I guess they're functionality is similar. Two types of people lol

[@znonruvrossiya3562]

It also sounds similar to the frog ftk from yugioh. Boy was that messed up

[@XpVersusVista]

could also be the sliver queen combo that can spawn infinite 1/1 sliver tokens with haste. but that stuff is so long ago, i guess only 30+ year olds got to meet them lol. the strategy was basically have the sliver that gives you 2 mana when you sacrifice a sliver and gives all slivers the ability to sacrifice, and another sliver that reduces the cost of card abilities by 1, which causes the sliver queen to be able to produce a 1/1 sliver token for 1 mana and sacrifice it for 2, causing an endless cycle.

[@dallordgames7230]

"And as a result, i am MOOING INFINITE" I love that line

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

ok

[@stmonkyellow9223]

i come back every now and then just to hear that one line. gets me every time.

[@yangchenlhamo7537]

​@@stmonkyellow9223YOU ALWAYS COME BACK

[@sketchbookonline2040]

There have always been two types of people when it comes to any sort of game: The people who take it way too seriously And the people who don’t take it seriously enough

[@theunderdog1359]

I'm the kind of player that takes not being serious seriously. When I play tesl I comparatively meme my opponents XD.

[@nickhohl3468]

I built a yugioh deck that doesn't kill my opponent, but the matches last so long they wish they were dead. It is the most fun I've had in a card game. I usually end up drawing my last card first, and thus losing the battle, but I won the war.

[@baimhakani]

I never played these kinds of games but I DO like being a collector. I just like the way they fill my library of things.

[@revolvingworld2676]

Baim Hakani Thats me with Pokemon cards, to this day I still dont know how to play the Pokemon TCG but I have a ton of them.

[@Azure740]

I built a Red/Green deck full of dinosaurs. Because dinosaurs

[@mariomaster973]

Please make this official card game, I’ve wanted it for like 5 years now

[@brandonbeagle836]

it's a spoof of magic the gathering, which he abided by the rules of completely, with cards that actually exist (effect wise, mostly) the specific combo he's referencing is Kiki Jiki, Mirror Breaker's combo, basically Kiki Jiki can tap to create a copy of a creature you control with haste (can attack the turn it's summoned), and if he copies a creature that has an enter the battlefield effect the copy will have that too, so if he targets a card like Zealous Conscripts, reading "When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste" the important part is untapping, so if you choose to untap Kiki Jiki you can tap him again to make another Zealous Conscripts to untap Kiki Jiki to make another Zealous Conscripts to untap Kiki Jiki, and then repeat until you have a hundred Zealous Conscripts to attack with

[@laffytaffy1467]

@@brandonbeagle836 ok but they aren't cows

[@brandonbeagle836]

@@laffytaffy1467 true true, we should get prozd to print some

[@pixel_chip0]

I'm actually making a game based off of these small sketches, with my own set of similar rules but different ones so the game is pretty unique

[@whl845]

@@pixel_chip0 Hi Im curious what your game is about

[@Fif0l]

Oh, yes. I love these decks that revolve around skipping the entire deck to get to one instant win card.

[@stevenwang5148]

Sneak and Show comes to mind.

[@TheLangenator]

Or Ad Nauseum

[@kaiserinjacky]

YuGiOh?

[@razorcloud1]

Sounda like blue in magic, the other one is keeping you ftom playing the game as they play solitare.....again fucking blue

[@PokeDragoKnite]

Fif0l *cough* EXODIA *cough*

[@BigHailFan]

He must believe in the heart of the curds!

[@chickensangwich97]

Pack up folks, we're done here

[@EthanfromEngland-]

What the kurds do?

[@nelsonvenema3614]

He brie-lieves in the hard of the cards

[@LoseTheBeat]

Take your fucking upvote.

[@jacobdominguez7808]

You win 🙌

[@bloodrunsclear]

Ah, I remember this season: when Joey banished Pegasus to the Cheeserealm

[@89Crono]

Yogurtrealm. Damn English translation

[@bretginn1419]

89Crono Actually, the creator, Tite Kubo, has stated that Cheeserealm is the better version back at DairyCon 3 years ago, with the reasoning being "Cheese can be a force of good and bad, allowing it to help the heroes and hurt them too. But yogurt? Yogurt is just good shit man. Why the fuck is it suddenly a harming force. Damned Japanese, ruining my vision...in America." They have then went on record stating that the English version is actual canon and the Japanese version was retconned out of existence when Gen Urobochi wrote the World of Ligbt arc where everyone died.

[@paprus5972]

Cheese tasting phase: The Cheese Tasting Phase can be started after obtaining 100 Colorless Cheese Chakra and 2 Restaurant Deal cards. Can also be applied via other methods, such as playing Count Cornelius Cheddar. When activated, the Cheese Tasting Phase doubles the output of Cheese Factories, and all cheese-based cards gain various bonuses based on their secondary type (I'm not typing it all out so you can imagine what that means)

[@FEARSWTOR]

"I play Lactose Intolerant." "What does that do?" "Removes all cheese cards from the table for all players and each player loses one life for each of their cheese cards that get removed. You just lost infinite health points and as a result I win every subsequent game we play in perpetuity."

[@galarstar052]

@@plasmakitten4261 the amount of cheese tokens required to summon that card makes it unusable with this set.

[@henrytawnn8694]

I play Cownter spell.

[@joshuastepanek7045]

Sorry feel like I had to point out cheese doesn't contain lactose

[@sablonanime650]

Wasn’t count Cornelius cheddar banned last format? It was because of this specific combo

[@Dranlia]

Yeah. It was the most broken card since The Black Brie.

[@ellastarburst736]

that format really plummeted though, and nobody really gave it much attention.

[@betatester9469]

The cards he plays seems as if he is playing format 14 the card was banned in format 16

[@hassanmohammed6755]

Is this legit or I am missing a joke

[@sablonanime650]

smv YT ur missing a joke

[@erizoh]

"Um yeah this mouse looks dope, I guess I'll stick it in" Special effect: Discards all cheese and cow cards in effect "Didn't even know it did this, won't complain"

[@starmangalaxy2001]

Hey. It actually has really good synergy with Fat Rat, which gains power for every card discarded on the turn it was played. While Rodent decks aren't meta, they're still good.

[@blender9596]

@@starmangalaxy2001 yeah, the rodents subtype is really underrated, i think because a lot of them are support. My favorite is Lord of the Cheese, as long as it is on the board, all cheese cards are disabled, sadly it is countered by Mouse Trap, a very common spell card which discards one rodent on board. Also LotC has very low defense and health making it extremely vulnerable to human attack, i recommend pairing LotC with Mouse House so he won't die easily.

[@wege8409]

@@starmangalaxy2001 What you might not have considered though is that Fat Rat also transforms into The Big Cheese when equipping the Cool Cow sunglasses. This allows you to pick out the rodent card of your choice from your deck for every turn The Big Cheese remains on the field. Seems like it ought to be nerfed but hey I don't work for Farmers of the Waterfront. 🐀 🧀 🕶️

[@impactproformance]

😶🙄😐 ... I have a this guy, C-1000 and this chucky cheese field card. I guess he's a robot rat type hybrid or something. I think he's cool cause he reminds me of like a mouse terminator or something... I don't really know what he does.

[@erizoh]

@@impactproformance That robot is busted, it upgrades the cheese production of cows by 50%, but if chucky cheese is on field, it upgrades them by 200% (essentially a x3 cheese production) and makes cows take half damage from attacks. If you combine it with the cheese factory card, it's immortal as long as there's at least 1 cow on play. BUT, if you equip it the battery item card that duplicates special effects of robot cards, you basically win the game. x6 cheese production on an immortal card that makes cows recieve 75% less damage, it's a bit hard to pull off because of the amount of cheese you have to spend in order to summon it, and also needing chucky cheese, cheese factory and the battery, but it single-handedly wins games

[@phillipclementson2872]

Brie breaker and Cornelius cheddar are literally just Kiki-Jiki and felidar Guardian. I love that he basically put a real combo in this video lol

[@NStripleseven]

Or deceiver exarch more like, but yeah. It’s great.

[@jbitt1617]

The amount of time he must have spent designing and printing these cards for a 2 min video is what makes this a masterpiece

[@fnfailer2476]

It's literally just Kikki Combo in magic.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

If you get all the Calcium Body Parts you can make the Dairy Destroyer

[@SakuraAvalon]

That's impossible! No one has ever been able to Summon him!!

[@connerzed3588]

But you forget, if you have the goat farm card and an active petting zoo upgrade card and at least 5 baby goats you can negate Dairy Destroyer and its effects.

[@changsiah2]

that not real

[@changsiah2]

@@connerzed3588 really? it is not really

[@bensonfamily6302]

@@changsiah2 r/wooosh its a joke

[@Deveron4]

Sung Wun is my favorite let's player

[@Sakaki98]

I prefer *SOONGE WIN*

[@Deveron4]

@@Sakaki98 *SANGE WOON!?*

[@Lheticus]

And you said that on this video, and not on his "Press Buttons And Talk" channel (which is his actual LP channel) why? ;)

[@Deveron4]

@@Lheticus I didn't know that channel existed actually. Thanks ❤️

[@zaungaestin]

does he has an english name?

[@connorkeehner5962]

This is a few years old and I've loved it since it came out, but I don't see anyone recognizing that he's immediately allowed to begin cheese tasting phase, while in the other video regarding this, it would take him 30 minutes to set up the cheese tasting chase through infinite summersaulting cheese factories. Just how powerful is this combo?!

[@nickcariglio8228]

"Count Cornelius cheddar is a creature and a cheese." Now I have to go on in life knowing that was said by a real person

[@worthlesstrash3704]

"I just thought it looked cool* That's literally how I build any of my decks.... Big Oof on my part

[@deeznoots6241]

IkaFang every kid running blue eyes white dragon in Yu-Gi-Oh

[@antaresmaelstrom5365]

I mean his strategy is 'cool huge creatures that put tokens on other creatures' that's basically mono green stompy right there.

[@baguetteboi1065]

Antares Maelstrom you’re in the wrong place here brother. You went to the yu-gi-oh dungeon.

[@NapalmJustice]

Nah, no oof. Play the cards you want to play.

[@CogniVision]

All my deck had a bunch of useless fusions and complicated summons that weren't worth the trouble, but looked badass just to have. *spends 4 turns fusing Thousand Year Dragon* *opponent immediately summons Blue Eyes and kills it* At least mine had style... Then I spend even more effort summoning the Gate Guardian.

[@alexclarke4110]

You forgot players who use the same decks as the anime protagonist

[@psyme-]

In reality, Refrigerator-senpai's deck is not worth using. At best, it takes 5 turns before you get enough Cheese Chakras to Tap-Somersault.

[@brunop.8745]

And then they realize you'll never be able to summon Dark Cowgician in attack mode and attack directly in an actual match

[@qwertyman1511]

man, what would an MTG anime even look like.

[@GoliathGTX]

@@qwertyman1511 Actually, a Japanese manga about (old school) MTG exists. Google " Destroy All of Humanity. It Can't Be Regenerated" or "Subete no Jinrui o Hakai suru. Sorera wa Saisei Dekinai". It's unlikely to be anime-fy as it's niche, but you can always imagine them in anime form.

[@nickhohl3468]

2 things 1. That falls under person 2 2. MTG (the sponsor) doesn't have an anime. This comes off way more "uhm actually, you are a dumbass" more than I intend it to, so just take it down like 7 notches and that is where it is supposed to be.

[@maverickREAL]

These videos literally make me want to play strategy card games like Magic. This looks so terrifyingly complex and I love it

[@gamingtime1365]

The combo is actually based off of an actual magic combo as well, kiki kiki and zealous conscripts, which I find even more halarious than the actual skit

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

learn magic it’s easy and fun

[@owentucker6215]

@@gamingtime1365 I think it's actually more like a kiki jiki pestermite combo, but yeah I agree.

[@Felixr2]

@@owentucker6215 The fact that the other player got to start their turn means that it was probably Pestermite, yeah.

[@MABfan11]

learn yugioh

[@TheCakedZombiePlus]

For those who don't remember Season one, Mooing Infinite is a strong deck that only a few players have constructed. Some of those cards aren't even in stores any more. I am so jealous.

[@applesyrupgaming]

black brie was more cancerous

[@JennyBlaze253]

Accurate. Most people build decks because they wanna build the ultimate unkillable deck. ...i just build decks because I like the aesthetic. It's only coincidental if my deck is super good.

[@Ghost_of_Malakim_Phoros]

i did that with dragon rulers

[@lotgc]

I like to just make a deck with a bunch of random cards, play with it, and then modify it over time and see what happens.

[@runeanonymous9760]

“Role playing means to play a role.” And that’s exactly what I do when coming up with decks! (Or have since I started playing Yugioh digitally, rather than Pokémon IRL) I always end up playing to win, rather to play as my character might play, however- it raises the competency of characters who I don’t think would necessarily play that well, which kind of ruins things a bit. It’s not like I’ve written anything, but all those old original Yugioh series, and that shitty Evillious thing, and now my crappy Yugioh au of Land of the Lustrous, an au of an au Naruto fanfic, and the 2003 PGSM drama, wherein the problem lies that Usagi fucking sucks at Dueling, but Maojou-sama (Princess Sailor Moon, yandere of the year 2003) is actually good at it, and they need a playable deck that’s at least a little modular? And Rin needs two decks… (the only Gem who shows up in modern times is Cairngorm- the other survivors are fucking around in another dimension, telling the younger Gems that they have it easy because monsters are nowhere near as bad as the Lunarians- which doesn’t change the fact that they’re constantly in danger, just means that the current danger can’t really strategize- I suppose that Beryl and the Shittenou are retconned as being Gems in their past lives, and Ghost Quartz did exist off screen for a bit, before being lost by a Cairngorm who has become more than willing to do anything to get their partner back)

[@steveng6721]

@@runeanonymous9760 this is satire right?

[@justpassingthrough686]

So I'm not the only one!

[@danielchurchill2661]

Sooo, there is a mechanics issue here. With that combo you don't go infinite since brie breaker only creates a copy on entering the battlefield, not on tapping

[@fateddesire8669]

y.

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

ArrowDruid that’s what the copies are for.

[@danielchurchill2661]

@@ultimaterecoil1136 the cheese copy of count cornelius cheddar? Which untaps the brie breaker, which does nothing. If it made brie breaker leave the battlefield and come back then yes, infinite copies. Or if brie breaker made the copy on tapping, rather than entering play, that would be different.

[@zanzalaw]

maybe it's because they're in the Cheese Tasting phase. We will have to consult Appendix G.

[@passcraft1]

@@danielchurchill2661 nah in the new print they changed it so now the combo works

[@user-mx7om1kh8f]

Relatable, a few years ago this dude convinced me and a friend to get back into MTG. He wanted to play commander for fun, we went along with it and I just built a pretty weak deck with the cards I had from way back. It was clear from the first game that our definitions of fun are completely different, with each of mine and our friend's turns being rather short while he would give us a whole master thesis presentation almost every turn he played. He had a lot of strong, very expensive cards, and would not hesitate to use proxies to build the decks he saw online. Needless to say, we'd get stomped everytime, I'd often be dead halfway through his turn and when I scooped he would ask what happened and I'm like "dude I'm dead lol". On the rare occasions that it felt like we had a chance to beat him, he would topdeck "the one card that could get me out of this position" and combo his way to a win. Recently I've been feeling like getting back into the game, but he's the only friend I know that still plays and I absolutely do not want to play with him again

[@cheesydelite6532]

Bruh, doesn’t this guy know that Count Cornelius Cheddar is Legen-dairy, so he can’t have multiple copies of him on the field. Noob.

[@tron_the7the9]

No any additional copies are cheese constructs, they can have multiples

[@psy__maxim]

WRONG. brie breaker's cheese copies can bypass even the legen-dairy card multiple copy rule.

[@boopynooby1172]

@@psy__maxim wouldnt the creators notice how overpowered that is? i havent played Moogic the Grazing before but it just seems realistic they wouldnt let that in.

[@psy__maxim]

@@boopynooby1172 however, i forgot to mention they nerfed the brie breaker by making him an Epicheese instead of Uncheesy, making him the second hardest creature cheese hybrid to get in Moogic the Grazing

[@boopynooby1172]

@@psy__maxim ah, thats more balanced. thanks for clearing that up.

[@the86372]

This is how I played Yu-Gi-Oh vs how I played Pokemon.

[@authenticlimeflavor432]

Back in my day, the meta wasn’t infinite cheese. In fact, in those good times, the cheese stands alone.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

When has any meta not been infinite cheese? Are you a time-travelling cave-man?

[@thegloriouswizard5270]

Heh. I remember when it was milk, not cheese. Those where dark times, but we managed. Milkman Cow...(shudder)

[@maf579]

Authentic Lime Flavor got the reference

[@magical_mage0]

But are you the Cheese?

[@deviltriggers]

ok boomer

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

The phrase "I am Mooing Infinite!" has become a staple of my mine and my sister's gaming lexicon, it's such a good phrase with a top-notch delivery

[@SouthShoreArc]

I love how it says where you can find the cheese tasting phase. Now that’s quality.

[@calar8]

That is literally the Kiki Jiki combo in Magic.

[@johannesisaksson7842]

yes that's de joke

[@firby7341]

i still want to build that deck in jeskai, still waiting for celestial collonad to be affordable (the bab promo)

[@parkerklinck263]

Except this combo actually doesn't work since the Brie Breaker 's ability is ETB, not a tap ability

[@ethandement3921]

Ah, yes, I used to use Kiki-Jiki with Siege-Gang Commander.

[@demonfigs3309]

And maybe the Firewall Dragon FTK combo in Yu-Gi-Oh

[@anishs6764]

I have 2 questions: 1.How did you make these cards? 2.Why do they say Magic: The Gathering instead of Moojic: The Cheddaring?

[@spacedandy6924]

1: printed 2: cause it's a video sponsoring magic the gathering...

[@ironladle1734]

@@spacedandy6924 😉😉😉

[@sertiana2512]

I believe there is Magic The Gathering card maker on the internet like the Yugioh one.

[@griffinwik]

There are a few good MTG card designers online that are very simple and straight forward to use

[@shaneivins8734]

This is the software I use, it's quite good: magicseteditor.sourceforge.net/

[@OccultOrangutan]

I do a mix between them. I will start by seeing what cards I like, then I’ll do some research and see what’s cards I want, then I start building around their strength, I never have more than 2 copies of a card unless it works a huge amount towards my advantage at which I will have 3 copies and no more. Then I continue seeing what I like and it just works out for me

[@CanadianAdam]

How every antagonist in Yu Gi Oh who fought Joey built their deck vs how Joey built his.

[@newto2794]

"What a Cheesy strategy" -A lactose intolerant

[@FlyingDominion]

No! How COULD you!?! I'm... I'm . . . LACTOSE PUNTOLERANT!!!!!

[@tshapedl]

@@FlyingDominion stop milking the joke

[@yayalu8650]

And as a result I AM *M O O I N G I N F I N I T E*

[@bashily2844]

0:55 Time stamp for if anyone wants it

[@kurodracovalladares8823]

Now everytime you get infinite you have to say I'm mooing infinite is the law

[@bashily2844]

@@kurodracovalladares8823 Does this apply to infinite combos in games outside of CCG/TCG games?

[@kurodracovalladares8823]

@@bashily2844 yes DCI enforced

[@bashily2844]

@@kurodracovalladares8823 Thank you, I Had to ask before doing an infinite combo in a non TCG/CCG type of game.

[@fiendishmia506]

He’s essentially describing Kiki Jiki and I love it

[@razvanrusan9319]

Definitely what I thought while seeing this, it's insanely accurate!

[@williambarnes5023]

Player 1: "Cows and cheese, searching, tapping, untapping, copies, infinite combo, excitement!" Player 2: "Tap my island, cast Moo Cow Don't Bother Me, everything you just said doesn't happen, and I draw a card. My turn?"

[@flyingchimp5012]

I'm definitely player two. Play the game at my pace or don't play at all. No turn 4 wins on my table. If your ADHD monkey brain craves 5 minute wins, play yu-gi-oh instead. This said, I'll always have a soft spot for red aggro decks. It's green - simic/gruul goodstuff bullshit that pisses me off.

[@Capta1nTD]

lmao is this a play on Dark Ruler No More in Yugioh?

[@brandongouveia8198]

@@Capta1nTD dark ruler is such a "leave me alone" card its funny

[@wickederebus]

@@brandongouveia8198 And then I flip my "Dad says No" Solemn Judgment and stop you right there son.

[@nokay3809]

*I would honestly buy the cheese game if it was real* I mean who wouldn’t

[@HaxxorElite]

Yes, because you are an ignorant consumer!!!!!!!!!!11eleven1!

[@nelsonvenema3614]

Lactose intolerant people would not buy the cheese game

[@nelsonvenema3614]

They wouldn't win, but theiy would become windy.

[@0megaFan]

I just started getting into Magic but any infinite causes me to immedietely think of "And as a result! I am MOOING INFINITE!"

[@TrollMalefico1984]

You should find a more equal, cheaper and funnier game to play. Collectible games were pay to win before the p2w acronym was even conceived by the first person.

[@ParodyKnaveBob]

@@TrollMalefico1984 If 0megaFan is playing _Magic_ via _Arena_ online, then free is about as cheap as you get. $:^ ]

[@xFreSh999_]

I like building decks with an "on switch" I'd like to call it. It's a functional deck for fun if you don't wanna be a jerk at the table but if someone gets out of hand I just switch into "maximum overdrive" and usually it take the player out in one turn. Infinite combo players are the first to go.

[@vizthex]

The second guy is literally me because idfk what's going on with card games

[@doooodle5603]

Same, I just choose a card because it’s cool- that’s why I lose in the pokémon card game 9/10

[@pathogrin]

Cool Cow should get an evolution.

[@dannhoff6646]

Yeah

[@ryangainey94]

I mean I play magic to have fun with crazy combos, somewhere between a Timmy and a Johnny. But I’m the second guy when it comes to Yugioh and that’s probably why I keep dying my first turn. Because everyone is playing with new fancy meta cards and I’m just like “Huh, Cyber-Stein looks cool, I can get ANY fusion for 5000 LP? I just have to build a lifegain deck around it so I can get multiple fusion monsters for the army, I bet this’ll be amazing. Turn one, Griggle, pass turn! ...Oh, now you take a 10 minute turn and kill me with multiple combat phases right off the bat you say, and now you say ‘gg’? Man, have fun playing solitaire, but leave me out of it.” ...You can win turn 1 in magic too but it’s a lot harder to pull off, a lot less consistent.

[@tyrant-den884]

Literally me: "My deck has griffons, because griffons are cool."

[@pricerowland]

I want to pretend to be the cool cow guy but deep down I know I could never resist the Count Cornelius strategy

[@LordGodfrey]

I'm the second guy. And that's why I lose every time

[@vexbanearamori7224]

nahh. you just dont choose to try hard like 98% of the MTG community.

[@LordGodfrey]

@@vexbanearamori7224 this is correct. I only play with my brother sometimes and I mostly collect cards for the art. I like watching people play more than playing myself.

[@vexbanearamori7224]

@@LordGodfrey dont blame you. the mtg scene has gotten toxic. cant even stand shops anymore.

[@madhatten00]

no your cards aren't cool enough if you're losing i play nico bolas cause he's cool and a 1 card gg

[@BoontarikaSripom]

Same

[@obits3]

Don’t forget about the third player: Plays Force of Moo to counter cow your cheese antics with no grass on the field.

[@calebholcomb6174]

I will always love the fact that this dude consistently and deliberately makes skits spoofing his sponsors who are literally sponsoring his spoof

[@Nazgy]

He is biting the hand that feeds as much as he can, and it is glorious.

[@fan9775]

The absolute mad lad!!

[@bluemaster75]

After Playing the mooing infinite combo, play cool cow to get glasses on all of the count cornelius chedder for more defense.

[@connormanchee2295]

@Caesar Zeppeli but cool cow cost less and is a comooon so he is easy to find so you can play his plus 25 def more so he is preferred

[@connormanchee2295]

@Caesar Zeppeli thank you I agree hip cow is good I think cool cow dose better for bigger amount of cards on the table But hip cows higher cost is much better spent on the legen-dairy itself instead of the cheese clones in the new sets that they call the new copies

[@applesyrupgaming]

black brie better

[@donovanulrich348]

Black brea is the black lotus 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️ Every hardcore magic player subs in black lotus to their modern deck. And it’s illegal in modern decks 😂😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Also the cows reflect the Elf’s and Myr’s of Magic. Cuz Elf’s and Myr’s do this 😂😂😂

[@wildgamer217]

@@connormanchee2295 I believe that BIG cow is superior because of his 2 card immortality boost and that he has 100 def points and can be used to do is the Infinite cheese combo, I will say that it cost 10 cheese chakra and 15 milk bucks is costly but if u just use the business guy first turn you can do the cheese infinite combo easy

[@ChristopherMoom]

If this was a real game I'd totally play it

[@tickytickytango5634]

Magic: The Gathering

[@67kingdedede]

begone moon

[@haveiszalfaroqie]

And that combo actually exist, though banned on Modern format. Search "Splinter Twin."

[@aster-l2y]

@@haveiszalfaroqie kiki-jiki works the same way

[@baguetteboi1065]

Magic the gathering

[@b.schurman]

This reminds me of how I taught my SO how to play Gwent in the Witcher 3. There’s a solid strategy you can get started on very early game and only gets stronger as you get more cards until you are unbeatable in the tournament.

[@richardgibson2579]

I like how you say "Octopus Crab" so casually like it's not a totally insane concept.

[@jasonhenry8067]

Richard Gibson I’m pretty sure there was an octopus crab in the last deck that came out

[@LyricalDJ]

Let me tell you about an in-universe Magic group called Simic..

[@GacLosen6556]

Sharktocrab. Look it up

[@cactusguy4363]

Then there's the middle ground, players who like aesthetics and style, but then try to make a deck themed around the effects or concept of said aesthetic. We in the business call that a gimmick deck.

[@RegalChalice]

My standard deck is Yidaro Cyclone. It doesn't win much, but its fun as hell.

[@n0hbdy363]

My dad actually won a competitive match of hearthstone with a deck of nothing but murlocks

[@cactusguy4363]

@@n0hbdy363 I believe it. Your dad must be a renaissance man.

[@box9942]

All hail Chairs tribal

[@konekoray9323]

I know nothing about Magic, but it kind of sounds like how I build my Pokemon parties. I like the aesthetics of Grass types, so I have a party consisting of four Grass types, Three Sawsbucks and a Serperior to be specific, and two Lycanrocs. The idea is I care for a herd of Sawsbucks and Deerlings alongside my Serperior companion, and have a couple Lycanrocs to help protect my herd. But as far as actual mechanics, I picked Lycanroc to counter my main weaknesses in Fire and Bug types...but also because I like the werewolf aesthetic a lot...

[@Total_DuDe]

Petition to ban "Brie Breaker" at next tournies.

[@MrMrRubic]

Tf is this racism against brie? First black Brie and now the Brie Breaker? What's next?!

[@michaelgonikberg9240]

Nah, it's actaully a disadvantage in the Cheese Tasting Phase as the cheese copies have negative taste

[@YaamFel]

There's already a ruling in place that limits his effect to once per turn, and count cornelius is already limited which significantly nerfs breaker

[@pathogrin]

@@michaelgonikberg9240 Brie breaker can Brie break all of the cheese copies and CCC(Count Cornelius Cheddar,btw SUPER underrated card,can carry your whole team when you use other cards with it) can restore them,giving them 12+ defence and CCC gives it positive effects,it’s weird that it’s ONLY if you have BB and CCC

[@Nashi_likes_games]

@@pathogrin I mean Brie Breaker is out of rotation anyway so it's not even possible to play it in regulated play anymore. They are reprinting CCC in BB but are making them with conditions so the combo cannot be abused anymore. CCC will require the creature target to be a tapped Holey creature, and BB having a token generated from its text prevents it from generating another token. Hopefully for BB/CCC players, some support cards are about to be released that can give a cheese/creature the "Holey" part, and tokens will be usable as a resource. The combo will be less consistent but will still exist to some extent.

[@richardasshat8323]

Goddamn this is how I feel playing YuGiOh... I play low tier aliens just cause they look cool, not cause they're OP

[@sorenwoo]

We need a true savior: Milk Truck Driver

[@trigger7ff6]

Wait, you can't do that! Milk Truck Driver gets countered by Toll Gates!

[@carlost856]

@@trigger7ff6 Oh, but I equip the milk truck driver with good work ethic, which grants him a raise allowing him to afford the toll roads!

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

*HEY, I'M DRIVIN' 'ERE!*

[@myneighborsnorlax3780]

The worst part is that the Cornelius cheddar infinite creature combo thing is a real combo. Zealous conscripts and kiki-jiki mirror breaker.

[@oORoOFLOo]

I know this is detail, but it feel more like pesternite kiki loop. Effectively the same ofc.

[@bretterry8356]

@@oORoOFLOo Pestermite or Deceiver Exarch.

[@PatrickWDunne]

Splinter Twin!

[@siosilvar]

​@@PatrickWDunne You get it. It's funny seeing all the different cards in different variations of the combo get named... when I was in high school, it was Kiki-Jiki, Intruder Alarm, and a Llanowar Elves that I used for ramp. In Aether Revolt standard, fresh off the heels of the Splinter Twin ban in modern, it was Saheeli Rai + Felidar Guardian.

[@ieatatsonic]

I know they all had the same sponsor, but I love that this dairy card game is part of the ProZD canon.

[@ianmaier2202]

Can't wait to see the cross over between this and MTG as part of the ongoing MOOniverses Beyond.

[@ShinySephiroth1]

"... is a creature AND a cheese" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

"No, you don't understand, he turned himself into CHEESE, funniest shit I've ever seen"

[@MarxSoul2001]

I propose a third type of deck builder: the lazy. "What's your deck like?" "Idk, I just bought a premade one. I chose it 'cause the box looked cool." I am the third type.

[@panlis6243]

So just the dude that looks up meta decks online

[@jamesarclight544]

“The box looked cool” “the sunglasses are cool” You’re just the 2nd guy.

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

@@lord_wyran dead accurate. Every so often one of the cards has been worth something, but the decks are always sub-par. Here's a hint to everyone else, if you buy the deck at Wal-Mart, it ain't gonna beat any hobbyist's deck.

[@kitsunekaze93]

Feline ferocity!

[@airbornesquirrel]

Bruh same. I usually just put 36 different cool cards in my deck without considering that it may be total shit. At least the mutate thing ikoria introduced with ikoria is easy to build around.

[@StaleMoves]

Nice try, prozd. Splinter Cheese is banned. JUDGE!

[@ArcDragoon]

It is Kiki-Cheesy. I see how easily it is to confuse the two.

[@TheFroperator]

Hi yes I am your judge for today, how can I help you?

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@@TheFroperator is your name Serge?

[@TheFroperator]

@@The_Evening_Sun No but I'm a level 1 judge trainee

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@@TheFroperator cool, I was actually just trying to make a reference.

[@03thinking]

Now all I want it's an Cool Cow alter for that legendary bear with background

[@psychsteeves4577]

Make this a actual game i would actually pay for this

[@Loucosabotagem]

Me too bro

[@CephalonBread]

I need it

[@deviltriggers]

yu gi oh cheese edition

[@CouchSpud91]

It's basically a magic the gathering deck entirely focused around a dairy farm.

[@youxoli1030]

Magic the cheese nah I can come up with something better I'll work on that

[@CrushedIdealism]

This is the most accurate video on card games of all time. Thanks ProZD, you're a treasure

[@mattcgw]

Especially, since yugioh lost its shit and introduced link summoning. Which was supposed to slow the game down, instead it's makes any deck have unbreakable bullshit.

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

When he put the sunglasses on the cards, it was already over. *_Ya can't compete against that._*

[@BurnByMoonlight]

The virgin Kiki-Jiki combo player vs the Chad Colossal Dreadmaw player.

[@MasterOfTheChainsaw]

That Count Cornelius/Brie-Breaker combo is obviously overpowered, it'll likely get banned at the big tournaments soon.

[@jaspershepherdsmith9047]

Unban Twin!!

[@autismandgaming4532]

This is exactly why Brie breaker should be banned! Why doesn’t the community listen to me?!

[@Paragon13]

That’s what you get for getting Camembert Camel banned. Now how am I supposed to export cheese tokens to my desert branch? I’ve lost out on an extra cheese tasting phase because of people like you.

[@yunglo6873]

Well Brie breaker can be easily destroyed

[@Paragon13]

Yung Lo Not legally. New Law got banned. Too easy to destroy any single card. : ( (In reference to how Brie was made illegal in America)

[@Jwpro99]

Because the combo doesn’t work. Brie breaker can only create a copy when it enters the battlefield. Not taps. So creating a copy of count Cornelius cheddar just untaps the Brie breaker once

[@mouthlesshater]

No, he’s playing it wrong- it’s only *when played.*

[@psyme-]

>playing Cheddar/Brie A Bleu/CJack control is where its at.

[@AnOriginalConcept]

Best pun in the comment section

[@hiddeninplainsight1232]

Nah mate, brie/asiago is where it's at

[@santiastronomo]

Thanks for telling me everything you got in your deck,bro! Now ill prepare accordingly