When you have to keep a secret while in prison

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[@Volthoom]

Jack deserves to just randomly show up in other series with no explanation of how he's there.

[@a_d3mon]

With him saying "This will all make sense later" and having a throwback to that moment

[@DrCaberAnt]

That sounds so good

[@s.a.pgames590]

him showing up in the nockoff avengers series could be good

[@borismarkovic5426]

100% Agree.

[@robby7337]

No matter what, Jack is always able and willing.

[@the_crazzywhat_ifer8591]

Nice call back

[@emperor192]

so so true love the call back to the airplane seats

[@PanophobicCuber]

If Jack is also in seat 12C, we'll have our answer.

[@WhyamIinYourfeed-q5n]

Love how this is always the top comment

[@bactrosaurus]

I told myself, i would only read comments, until i would find one that mentions "able and willing". This is the first comment...

[@emixam6947]

The return of Jack, the best character yet

[@ValterStrangelove4419]

Everyone needs a friend like Jack in their life

[@Wawagirl17]

When the phone started ringing at 2:22 I screamed, "JACK!" My new favorite ZachStarUniverse character too!

[@user-scott-pearce]

Jacks is the best friend a person can have

[@robby7337]

Skit idea: "When you ask 10 dentists literally any question"

[@simplyskullface]

That's actually kinda funny

[@sr.lontra]

Actually a great idea

[@Serhii_Diemientieiev]

This is becoming a video. Awesome idea

[@catloverplayz3268]

He better do this

[@777idkineedausername]

I always assumed that when they said 9/10 recommend, they just meant toothpaste in general, not that brand. We all know that one crazy conspiracy dentist who hates fluoride.

[@Dr._Bo]

At this point, Zach and Jack's interactions might be my fav in this channel😂

[@androidaxolotl8311]

How did I not realize Zach and Jack rhyme?!

[@ThatNerdKM]

2:33 I FUCKING LOVE JACK MAN I SWEAR! THIS MANS EFFICIENCY AND MORAL BANKRUPTCY IS UNPARALLELED!🤣🤣🤣

[@KristinCrabtree]

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@ArstyFox]

jack is that one friend

[@ardishco]

BUDDY WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE 💀💀💀

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@ardishco Better friends than us 😞

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

@@ardishcoIf you dont have friends like Jack, you dont have friends.

[@mystey1]

Actually it is scary when somebody does that without demanding anything in return

[@divinelittledevil]

"can i get the number 3?" he said over the phone to a guy with a piece of pi on his shirt XD

[@younger544]

Jack passes all of the "A friend would do ____. A BEST friend would do ____" prompts.

[@valiveti05]

THE THIRDY PARTY TRAVEL SITE CALLBACK IS CRAZY

[@small.clover]

Which video?

[@valiveti05]

@@small.clover 'I hate third-party sites so much (based on a true story) '

[@GeezSus]

@@valiveti05 When was it referenced?

[@GeezSus]

@@valiveti05 Nvm got it 0:50

[@BananaWizard2]

Jack has a very specific set of skills and he intends to use them

[@mystey1]

So apparantly Agent's 47 name is Jack

[@_ori_690]

He has all skills lmfao

[@skinreaperx]

Jack is a jack of all trades.

[@monkeysk8er33]

Jack is the greatest character on KZbin ever. We will NEVER know his backstory, and somehow, that makes his character even better.

[@Conta_Minated]

Now I get it! Jack is the Player Character, and everyone else is an NPC. When he gets a phone call, it's always a new quest for him. Those PCs will do literally anything for xp, loot or other rewards. Maybe he has already done the main quest line and now he's just exploring all the quirky side quests like this bizarre prison thing.

[@realrickyshea]

That... actually makes so much sense.

[@nick0875]

He's going for all of the achievements.

[@Conta_Minated]

@@nick0875 He already got the "rotten ends, rotten means" achievement. Now he is clearly aiming for the "No morals included".

[@trifortay]

"I've never moved a body, they always wake up."

[@kaizer723]

Jack is a real one

[@NaudVanDalen]

2:43 "It takes me 28 minutes to watch 5 minutes of a movie without subtitles." I turn subtitles on and off dozens of times per movie because I don't want to watch it with subtitles, but sometimes I need them to understand something. But I leave them on all the time for Tenet and other movies with loud music while characters are talking.

[@Dillbihly]

That's the biggest thing I hate about modern cinema. The loud music and the whisper quiet dialogue. Can't hear a damn thing they say without going deaf from the sound effects and music.

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@Dillbihly For some movies I have to constantly turn up the volume when they talk and turn it down when there's music. On PC you can turn on loudness equalization to almost fix that problem, but it's not perfect.

[@KristinCrabtree]

😂

[@Manu__R]

Jack has to show up in other series, because he's Jack. He can do anything.

[@interceptor4049]

Literally everything else doesn’t matter, I’m here for how crazy things get with jack.

[@Ninjactk]

I want to see “when the kidnappers kidnap jack” now

[@andyc9991]

When Jack kidnaps kidnappers

[@davidweiss5000]

I kind of think that the two guys in prison are the kidnappers - as this series is a prequel.

[@ManOfSpruce]

“If you want full body protection, I can get you sunscreen”😂

[@vizonegames1368]

Everyone needs a friend like Jack, fr.

[@Void100-v3x]

Jack is the best character in the ZSHCU (Zach Star Himself Cinematic Universe)!

[@mazsax999]

We gon pronounce it asThe "Zeus Chrs".

[@mrsamaritan6881]

ZCU*

[@AtrakKarta]

Alternate title: CUZSH (Cinematic Universe of Zach Star Himself) Pronounced: 'Cuz shh!

[@BrixVGM]

Jack is the best character and should show up more often. The cut to Jack unexplained in this one killed me

[@ersetzbar.]

with those abilities, jack sounds like the right kind of guy to be indebted to

[@Meepmeepcomingthrough]

If Jack is added to any future series with no explanation, respond to all the comments asking about it with “Jack is forever able and willing”

[@BitterTast3]

Everybody wants a friend like Jack, but nobody wants to be a friend like Jack. 😔

[@RyanTattoo-fx2mb]

Where do you want me to send the c-ack?

[@F-15SE]

Let's be real jack is the real MVP

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

Fax

[@reverseflashplays8615]

I love how incompetent the guards are in this series and every other

[@lukasbeyer2649]

Jack is one hell of a guy

[@GoofyGoober2004]

0:52 not him referencing the travel site from his earlier video this month 😭

[@bartolhrg7609]

What video?

[@bartolhrg7609]

Got it. It's "i hate 3rd party sites" or something like that

[@menorak]

If anything, it makes me wonder why Jack can't get him out of prison right away. 'Working on it' seems like slacker talk, when it's coming from Jack.

[@Aren61104]

I guess in other cases Jack just has to go in and out himself. Meanwhile in this case he will have someone else with him and that person clearly doesn't have whatever pact with the devil that Jack made to help him not be seen.

[@Léon-x3c]

Everybody wants a Jack in their life. Be that Jack.

[@Writer-Two]

At this point, I'm not concerned about who Jack is. Rather I'm concerned about who he knows.

[@creamyhorror]

The first 1.5 minutes of this skit are a gem of comedy writing & directing. Fantastic.

[@jeevaMI]

I love Jack and need a friend like him for non prison related work

[@joywolf83]

2:50 actually a VERY good question

[@terminator6950]

Skit Idea: That one friend who will do literally anything to help you out; no questions asked.

[@heybro345]

1:53 yeah you do😂

[@gjcVideos27]

Jack is the best supporting character in the history of fiction and I will fight someone on that statement

[@Gabesterreviews]

I love how when the guard finally gains his trust he immediately betrays him by telling his prison mate that he just ratted him out like you can't trust nobody in prison 😂😂😂

[@ahuman5592]

jack and zach interactions are making me laugh way more than i have in a long while

[@Christopher-777]

Jack is sus as hell, but at least he's loyal to his friends.

[@paigecfrancis]

Everyone needs a Jack on speed dial

[@Ender41948]

I like the fact that he's always so quick to call Jack despite the fact that he doubts Jack's ability to pull off these incredible feats.

[@DarkChaos1986]

It's the only phone number he can remember.

[@MemoriaChan]

"If you need full body protection, I can give you sunscreen" God who puts that on their genita- ohhhhh

[@astyutechick7980]

I usually just enjoy your videos because they make me smile or chuckle a but. But this is got me rolling in the floor! I was dying man! I just love how the interaction with Jack IMMEDIATELY continues from the last video - i think this was your funniest video yet

[@volakz]

this series is incredible

[@gretexvorija3247]

Jack is by far my favorite character here. We all need a Jack in our life.

[@Antonio-wf1xf]

I can honestly say with 100% confidence... everyone needs a friend like Jack

[@reverseflashplays8615]

Jack is a literal ex machine like he’s the best friend to have unless he’s an undercover

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

“Why don’t you get some extra snacks?!” He’s got his priorities straight

[@jskweres2]

Jack is that one guy who exceeds all expectations... And delivers

[@snowyinferno]

Jack seems to be flexible with all sorts of trades. Something like jack of all *shot*

[@DeTofuKing]

Jack is so cool he deserves his own series.. We need his life story

[@heim42]

I need jack to continue being a reoccurring character

[@therealman5095]

Man jack is a friend we all need

[@OGBigPapi]

2:27 Jack sounds amazing honestly

[@mosesetafuna5958]

Jack’s Lore Reveal is coming and we are not prepared for it 😂

[@Chillz_OG]

God I love Jack. Truly a bro.

[@morkovija]

x))))) Godddamn, Jack has become my favorite character. We all need a person like that in our lives

[@kyledouglascox]

He's able to spin a compelling narrative so freaking fast it's actually insane lol

[@ChaoticNeutralDude]

Jack is hilarious

[@williamshakespeare5703]

I just want this character to randomly appear thru phonecalls in all other series like kidnappers made a mistake and need to get rid of the body

[@Omicronthewiperofyouknow...]

Dude, you should be happy Jack doesn't offer you a God damn ressurection. Spending the rest of your prison time next to J.C. singing Glori Halleluja or something, while he keeps asking people if they know his father.

[@kavehz9670]

Love these series so much. you are amazing Zach

[@ManOfSpruce]

The concept that prison guards can freely change sentences is hilarious

[@thebeesknies]

2:32 this guy always be bugging, how does he know all this 😭

[@thematiasmadness7010]

I’m sure Jack is just super chill with everything

[@Cteklo7]

Do you remember the invention of "0"? Now, imagine Zach make negative numbers.

[@ditoo2002]

I love the jack and inmate interactions so much

[@shakedeilstein2448]

"I never moved a body, they always wake up" got me

[@mafia_boss_neto]

Wow, I'm early. I mean, as long as the secret is not you being a former cop, or being the prison's snitch/informant for the warden/guards, I think it should be alright... Right?

[@Jakeychickenhead]

Why does everyone have a star next too their name

[@izzyjones662]

@@JakeychickenheadIt means they’re a member.

[@NGMonocrom]

Yay! Jack!!! You should offer T-shirts on your channel with Jack's face on them while he's wearing his favorite T-shirt. They would sell-out so quickly!

[@Limelight2800]

It depends on if he was both able and willing to join a gang

[@Seraphim653]

Zack please keep it up Man, these uploads bring a lot of life into my life man, thank you man thank you

[@Jianichie]

Everyone needs a Jack in their life.

[@flippyjunior1267]

Man I love your puns, really good written as always

[@Maxcraft-tc8cz]

Jack is the best character in the Zach Cinematic Universe

[@Runaway112542]

Jack is one of my favorite Zack Star characters, right along side God and the Devil. He seems to be equally powerful.

[@IDoBeCalvingTho]

And the omnipotent homeless man.

[@emmanueldrain4770]

the constant dissing of the third party travel sight is hilarious

[@ampm8210]

Jack is the best new character in ur skits. Love it.

[@deletodraw1944]

Jack has the power of always being able and willing

[@flippyjunior1267]

Comedic timing 100

[@justdontdoitagain]

Jack is Michael Ehrmantraut from breaking bad

[@Savahax]

Can't believe Jack would make a statement like that and then just leave mid-sente

[@IAnthony1314]

I feel Jack is the guy who was willing and able from the airplane... It broke him

[@VindhyaSeshadri]

Jack is the epitome of a great multitasker. he can frame people and also be a normal guy on the outside.

[@the1ucidone]

Jack is the best friend he never knew he needed.

[@tinkerblunder5150]

Is Jack in love with our dude? Nobody would do stuff like that for just anyone! Also Jack is my spirit animal

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

There are a lot of great videos/series on this channel but this one has to be my favourite so far 😂

[@FWMuscle]

Love this series

[@nathanharmon8971]

That third party travel joke was very great

[@ArstyFox]

he never stops cooking

[@GumdropVoid]

Jack deserves his own side show series of his daily life

[@harikyoki]

I want a friend like Jack. everyone does

[@c.lstrife]

Jack is the true ride or die friend 😂

[@lak395]

Jack's the best character Zack's come up with till date, despite the fact that we know nothing about him

[@iyar220]

Oh i love this series so fucking much

[@Dr._Bo]

Jack puts the jack in jack of all trades