The Matrix, but with Tinder

[@shubsingh479]

"If you want to get in her, you have to pay for dinner" - Mahatma Gandhi 1941

[@BrainDamageNeko]

I'm sure Gandhi dies in 1948...

[@TheClinchMagazine]

😂😂

[@omairshafiq1998]

@@BrainDamageNeko he said that in 41

[@SmoothCode]

I think Gandhi died right after he said this statement. 😂

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

More like one of those new Oogway memes lmao

[@txicityy822]

“Dude if cute and vegan is your thing, then buy a rabbit” one of the 1 trillion well written lines in this skit 😂😂😂

[@kovak30k74]

Even though I read this, hearing it when the video played made me crack up

[@nazzabazza842]

it's actually too good XDD

[@michalrehacek3462]

Well ACTUALLY some rabbits do eat their offspring :-P So if we want to be acurate they are "mostly-vegan".

[@rasmustagu]

Spot on

[@StarboyXL9]

Me, who likes Rabbit Girls: "I see this as an absolute win"

[@jacobfalk4827]

There were a lot of really well-written lines in this. 10/10. Hopefully this video doesn't get brought up at your next interview.

[@ZachStarHimself]

My next interview will be because of this video.

[@shadowling77777]

@@ZachStarHimself Hot

[@provoidcloak]

You mean hopefully it does because this is a masterpiece

[@antonfeirer]

"Swipe your thumb so hard left it votes democrate" xD

[@geckogeico2212]

"Democrate"

[@GymCritical]

That made me w h e e z e

[@toniokettner4821]

the joke would even work if democrats where actually left

[@tejashdasgupta1840]

@@toniokettner4821 Everybody wishes that the democrats were actually left.

[@TLohr]

@@tejashdasgupta1840 everyone wished the democrats left

[@grayskindablue]

“Like Einstein said, god plays dice with the universe.” “That was so incorrect it physically hurt.”

[@omairshafiq1998]

But damn it was genius

[@emilyparnell4661]

+

[@hypersans6209]

That line was god incarnate

[@snakecodm7249]

Hahaha

[@goatedgreninja5115]

Morgan elis approved

[@thenoremac2685]

The fact that he got a match that quickly, and it wasn't a bot, was the best joke in the whole video.

[@yourmum69_420]

and he only swiped on like 3 profiles before he got a match lol... who tf even decides based on the writing? He should be swiping at super speed based on if shes doable or not

[@maximilianbur2560]

„If cute and vegan are your thing buy a rabbit“ I am dead

[@Evaaaqz]

i swear this killed me too

[@i_am_ironman3380]

"Are you high, drunk and constipated"

[@wezzy9437]

LMAO xD This is my new catchphrase.

[@jeremygilmore3208]

Ahh Hammer

[@sokaize]

I'll say that to my friends from now on.

[@oskarzuchowski2387]

Zack should direct the next matrix movie

[@ZachStarHimself]

Still waiting on Keanu to respond to my text.

[@arjunvarma2743]

@@ZachStarHimself don't worry mate ur gonna get that job hands down

[@zayncharania9182]

69 Likes *NICE*

[@IndigoGollum]

No. 3 were 2 too many.

[@shadowling77777]

@@IndigoGollum 4th one is legit coming out this year lol

[@Athena-we2uz]

This channel is just a blessing, really.

[@aav56]

4:01 "She might have a sore throat too if you know what I mean" best line

[@whitneysmiltank]

yeah best line if you're 9 years old

[@TheXenoBrosMC]

darkarchon dude it was an amazing line lmao

[@highgroundproductions8590]

I can't imagine thinking about or-l s-x at age 9 wtf

[@AJXO-30]

"With a vegan it's like playing that game on HARD mode, which you won't be because she doenst eat MEAT" 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 best fking line

[@yakarotsennin3115]

“Won’t feel as good but will feel a hell of a lot better than those child support checks” 😭🤣☠️

[@PapaFlammy69]

nice :^)

[@miguelangelquicenohincapie2768]

im starting to suspect that you're the one who dated with zach after this jmmmmmm

[@PapaFlammy69]

@@miguelangelquicenohincapie2768 :^)

[@kathanshah8305]

169 likes noice

[@MasterAraid]

Dude don’t stop posting these videos please even if they don’t do as well as ur main channel. These really make my day every time

[@natealbatros3848]

gotta says this is exactly my type of humor lol

[@The_Skrongler]

He made the right choice. Never try to convince anybody to use plan B instead of a condom. There are a whole a lot of reasons why it ain't called plan A.

[@frankline9717]

Condom + spermicide + pulling out to be safe (while wearing yer raincoat of course) + a plan B on the side is prolly the best course of action

[@The_Skrongler]

@@frankline9717 Plan B tends to make the person who takes it really sick so if you want to add a pill for extra protection every time you have sex regular BC pills are better. Plan B is more for one-off emergencies like if your condom breaks.

[@baggu8859]

"gotta swipe so hard that you will vote democrat" 😂

[@-cookiezila-461]

Is engineering, maths and physics videos or skits easier to make?

[@jimmysyar889]

I’d guess skits cuz no animations or anything

[@ZachStarHimself]

Skits are definitely easier. They're generally shorter, they can be recorded and edited in one day usually, and even though I have to be more creative, I can still write the scripts faster. With educational videos there's a lot of animations and fact checking/research to make sure everything is accurate. There are many times where I'll export a video on the main channel and then realize some part of it may be wrong and I have to go back into research mode. Gotta say it's nice not having to do that on the skits.

[@txicityy822]

that "snort a line of a John Mayer song?" is so expertly written, its scary rofl 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@GabeIDK1]

I think this is Zach’s Magnum Opus. Every line is absolutely Perfect.

[@Roman-ji7iu]

The trailer for the Matrix remake is not what I was expecting, but this new creative direction is giving a lot of insight that wasn't in the original.

[@TheYoRND]

Zach you have to push this channel on your main channel. You maybe think that's cringy but trust me it's worth for all of your subscribers there that can discover these skits!!

[@darrienjones8917]

This sketch makes me feel like he came up with the Matrix stuff after he already finished a sketch on Tinder.

[@riersonjohnson1547]

I didn't really understand the purpose of the Matrix framing, but damn that had some funny lines

[@00bean00]

Redpilling

[@retroforager]

"snort a line of a john meyer song" magnifique

[@swordchicken1671]

"Are you drunk, high, and constipated?" I found a new favorite phrase

[@avikrish71]

Snort a line of a John Mayer song?💀💀😹

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

"After this date, If you wanna mate, You're gonna have To pay for her plate" - *Gandi*

[@sungod9797]

“That was so incorrect it physically hurt me” is the most relatable line here

[@jayschauer1347]

This is definitely the funniest KZbin video I've seen in recent memory

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

3:30 “It’s like what Einstein once said, God plays dice with the universe” yeah the following remark is well deserved.

[@blckrig1817]

Dude the camera work is incredibles you even got the shot where both hands are reflected in the glasses. Brilliant!

[@IWubYooz]

I can’t wait for this channel to grow bigger than main channel.

[@basspuff514]

“She might have a sore throat if you know what I mean” lmao

[@TPDTHEPUBLICDOMAIN]

“Dude, if cute and vegan is your thing, then buy a rabbit.” 💀💀💀

[@mayukhbhattacharya8793]

Man out of everything, why did I laugh the hardest in the Einstein dice joke

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Because we are the nerds who would get it. That was a joke tailor made for his main audience. Most of the other jokes, not ultra nerdy people would get it.

[@icytv3105]

“That was so incorrect it physically hurt me”😂

[@yossiopp2552]

Wow these are very high quality skits man keep it up!

[@CoachEzFit]

Someone: "Zach Star has the best engineering and comedy channels on KZbin right now." Me: "4:59"

[@ceyx1201]

Me: 5:11

[@danielkover7157]

"Snort a line of a John Mayer song". Brilliant 👏

[@gokurocks9]

Did you really go out to buy condoms, cough drops and a pair of swimming goggles to film this video??? Cashier: "Here's your rape kit, that'll be $9 and 68 cents."

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

This feels like a prequel to what guys think on a tinder date

[@Matyunkin]

Literally the most underrated channel on youtube.

[@flamingsunshine]

Absolutely love these🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽, amazing skits as always, keep up the amazing work 🥰

[@emredogan2102]

Wow I'm impressed that the quality of your vids on this channel are the same if not higher then your main channel. Keep up the great work👍

[@RealCanadianGoose]

0:44 alright but I wouldn't complain about a kiss on the cheek 🥲

[@ManOfSpruce]

Lol

[@anonimanonim2710]

I wish I had the sunglasses version by my side 24/7! He gives the best advice I've ever heard!

[@aidreamers]

"Dude, swipe your thumb so hard left it votes democrat." has now been permanently etched in to my one liner catalogue.

[@briandol7474]

Dude.... you have great content.... you earned my sub

[@kanjurer]

😂😂 zach is doing a great job on this skits!

[@Absilicon]

I think you found your calling XD

[@cyto3338]

This full full of nice lines with perfect deliveries back to back, could fit 5 SNL sketches in this!

[@humblebean957]

Had me laughing my ass 15 seconds in with that *Game change thunder* !!

[@arciviousx2362]

After u done a engineering major

[@ugotcatfishedmyguyp8761]

that rabbit joke killed me

[@ХристоНеделчев-з9г]

Simply the best! Love you Zack. Keep going!

[@coin5207]

This channel deserves more subs

[@tylermcflyer3061]

There are way too many good lines in here to list. I don’t know how you keep on making up this stuff man

[@renobaker4424]

This is quality content. I would have guessed this had 250k views. Very surprised when I saw 12k. But this was recommended to me, so I'm sure youtube is waiting for the right moment in 0-4 years to blast this video.

[@SolomonUcko]

It has 127k now, so making progress!

[@MarkSmith-tu9qr]

Zach Star, a comedian haha. you're so different compared from the previous one haha that's a good thing

[@chrisrones671]

There were times some of the stuff you were saying reminded me of Barney from how I met your mother 😂

[@CowsCowsandCows]

Why couldn't I have found this second channel at the start of quarantine

[@hengmingli9405]

This channel deserves more attentions!

[@hanif72muhammad]

Hahaha i just realized he use swimming goggles

[@ilyadeadoff3935]

This is actually really funny, made my day for sure!

[@koroshiya_1]

Zach you're really funny 😅! Keep this up.

[@DylanBegazo]

“Good night kisses”

[@healthyfreesoul]

Hilarious. You both are a total 10!

[@jimmysyar889]

I’ve waited hours

[@bradenmilachouski3350]

This guy is so funny he needs to be much more known

[@timetravel1014]

Did u just snort a line of some John mayor! I’m dead

[@Valkyrie_3d]

Swipe left so hard it votes democrat

[@MJAYZ007]

This guy is comedic gold

[@andjelapantos3583]

i think I have fallen in love with this channel

[@IncognitoSprax]

"You're gambling with your life" Every Tinder vegan I talked to was fucking nuts

[@extropiantranshuman]

this is why vegans need their own tinder. It'll be called Vindr, as meat eaters don't gamble with nuts 😂😂😂

[@nicolemiller7760]

“What, did you just snort a line of a John Mayer song?” No; he was too sincere.

[@plzzub2me134]

When he said “even there’s no wifi” my wifi turned off

[@kitty667]

I wanted to see where this date went

[@TheChubbyd07]

“Did you snort a line out of John Mayer song?” Lmao 🤣

[@carlsmith9864]

seeing this after the new matrix movie hits different

[@degingnot8258]

3:10 the best description of this game "real life"

[@scrawn9721]

I got a tinder ad on this thanks

[@mufmager]

You were right, Tinder is a waste of time 😂

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

Unless if you are in the top 10%

[@ales3880]

@@proximityclockworkx1572 with income* doesnt matter how jacked you are now, only status and money are important for women

[@michaelblaes9847]

This is the best! I really am impressed with Zach's comedy. The cheesecake factory bit. 💀

[@darelh1348]

"If cute and vegan are your thing, then buy a rabbit." Funnily enough that's what some women do instead of hooking up too.

[@dictionarypictionary9872]

that gandhi was a dark horse.

[@DarkSorrow29]

I am soooo stealing that definition of a date XD

[@stardustworlds1493]

"oh no, don't bring Gandhi into this" Very funny

[@gamingclipsrsa]

"If she smokes she pokes " True

[@you_lost_the_game]

"Did you just do a line of a John Mayer song?"

[@lightartis228]

i tought that tinder is just some app where you are trying to guess which one of you is the serial killer?

[@X360KBaller]

Said she’s 420 friendly hit me so hard. Every other tinder account sais (420 friendly )

[@11anonymous6]

Not only does God play dice with the universe, the dice are loaded.

[@Solizeus]

How can you not choose the cough drop, you are not even going to use the other one anyway

[@EdArmy]

unrealistic because he got a match in the first day.

[@Umbreon-ln7fe]

Front facing camera puts me down to a -1, but I save so much time not having to deal with the messages functionality

[@alijahboards7338]

I love this version of Neo.

[@TVthePunisher]

That’s bizarre - I take my best pictures with a front facing camera selfie. Granted it’s using Snapchat so what I’m seeing is like looking in a mirror instead of my phone flipping the image by using the normal app. Taking a picture from the back has similar bad results even if it isn’t flipped it just looks awful.

[@OniByFame]

I...... Am taking good notes 📝