When You Haven't Pooed All Day

[@FairbairnFilms]

jaxon actually might start a cube channel if you hype him enough

[@rogerthepink2319]

Can it be one where he shits cubes like wombats

[@zsomesz03]

Pepega

[@nataliesims5360]

Please

[@drphillwilliams9507]

Do it jaxon

[@ohnono3649]

Don’t fcking do it jaxon it’s not worth it DONT DO IT

[@arregull]

*“IT HAS TO BE GOING SOMEWHERE. IT CAN’T BE GOING NOWHERE”.* Jaxon said calmly.

[@DrHalbesWissen]

GOLD LOGIE PERFORMANCE!!

[@AxxLAfriku]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ariel

[@HasanAli-wr6gg]

@@AxxLAfriku I bet both of them are ur sisters

[@scrablse2613]

LMFAO

[@laralepo1071]

Harrydidyouputyoutnameinthe gobletoffire

[@markusbrendon]

"I'll tell you when your anus is safe" A memorable phrase that could be a tshirt

[@sarajoyelle]

I'd buy that.

[@sarajoyelle]

@MEMENETIC HOW! LITERALLY HOW ARE YOU SAYING LOL ON EVERY SINGLE COMMENT? I'm impressed, BUT WHAT?

[@johntheux9238]

But then you are 100% more likely to be arrested by the police xD

[@Kaminkaese]

I'd wear an anus shirt

[@scruffytom]

Bro I love straighten the rudder :D

[@hunterwinn3335]

“I need the top assologists here pronto” - Darcy

[@vvelvettearss]

I had to keep rewinding that bit hahahaha

[@QKvox]

Because its australia its arse

[@Ccorleone1609]

or asshologist?

[@FukitoSan]

Bruh, I legit thought he said astrologist lol

[@loopstationyt]

*arseologists*

[@user-os6jm7pc9c]

"THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP WE NEED TO CONSIDER QUANTUM THEORY" KSJFJDJF bro im ded

[@EBGamez1]

What’s KSJFJDJF?

[@spooks1322]

@@EBGamez1means he laughed and got a seizure

[@EBGamez1]

@@spooks1322 oh ok lol

[@AGMtagious]

how on earth did it start off with biology, then to math, then to physics so quickly

[@Master_Qui-Gon_Jinn]

“This is not civilized conversation.” “So have you pooed yet.”

[@thegamingkid9096]

Some people just turned it from 69 to 72

[@samjames1253]

When you hold it in during an exam. My stomach: "I'll now show you the sound of a whales mating call"

[@eilis5341]

Relatable

[@scrablse2613]

Why is that so accurate LMFAO

[@charlieschurk]

It’s the damn worst when everyone else can hear it

[@gseric4721]

@@charlieschurk for real though. I'm glad those bad memories are over lol

[@Melaramaa]

Happened to my friend class and after that whenever she walked in her partner would say, "ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEE"

[@640duke]

"It has to be going somewhere, it can't be going nowhere!!!" Wise conclusion ☝

[@blackwintergaming4609]

Yeah just like your profile picture. I can't see it but it has to be somewhere

[@nikitakuznetsov8446]

@@blackwintergaming4609 Ok but you do not call my number ok?

[@piajosipa]

Jel moguce da ovo prati jos jedan Hrvat?😁😁

[@avi6168]

Its hard to argue with his assessment.

[@640duke]

@@piajosipa Hahaha moguce je 😁 ima nas dvoje znaci 😉 Ovi decki su najjace sta je Australija dala 😂😂

[@reallydark2064]

I love how irrationally angry and intense Jaxon gets for no reason

[@moa_143]

Lol

[@demonizedlife2640]

*"IT HAS TO BE GOING SOMEWHERE, IT CAN'T BE GOING NOWHERE!"* -Sir Isaac Newton while making his 3rd law.

[@rhythm5080]

When Assology fails, you can always turn to Assonomy. Just sayin'

[@marcusmilton1]

If this was reddit, I'd give you a gold... 😂

[@bibhu.teehee]

“How long has it been” “We are not looking into it”

[@milind8541]

In the end it was a missed chance to say, "It scared the shit out of me"

[@croissant3265]

Nah it sounds a bit g a y

[@sweethomemars5583]

@@croissant3265 👯‍♂️

[@thepolymathexcuse]

A philosopher once said: "it has to be going somewhere; it can't be going nowhere!!!!"

[@kelanieh9156]

Parmenides

[@demonizedlife2640]

Newton's 3rd law in a nutshell

[@clembriggs2714]

I really love how these videos always start out slow and then turn into absolute chaos

[@rylaneberhardt9545]

He solved that cube really quick

[@megakenneth3964]

Funny coz wombats poo cubes

[@shmickmick6825]

The cube was already 3/4 done and he just solved 1 algorithm then it was done.

[@rylaneberhardt9545]

@@shmickmick6825 oh...

[@kaiden6677]

@@rylaneberhardt9545 ignore him he just beat the world record three times faster then the previous

[@TBomYoutube]

@@kaiden6677 lol

[@hbase5186]

It's not a Fairbairn Films video if Jaxon isn't yelling😂

[@tomap535]

Me being a child of two doctors: This is exactly the type of conversation we regularily have while eating.

[@karimecolettadominguez]

o no

[@tartilasahid8056]

@@anonymous_ea as a child everytime i was eating my mom starts talking about stomach diseases on one of her patients and now i dont even care about what conversation people have while im eating it doesnt disgust me anymore

[@tartilasahid8056]

@@anonymous_ea its a blessing tho you can eat without getting disgusted. Whats funny is as a doctor my mom still eats instant noodle every night even tho its healthy and doctors doesnt recommend it

[@wardahwafin6762]

@@tartilasahid8056 lol same. But my mom's a nurse.She'll buy two packs of instant noodles every month and I'm the one who advice her to stop.

[@kaitlincrane_]

My parents both work in the medical field and I relate 😂 Classic dinner conversation

[@lara6683]

I'm a morning pooer too and on a good day I can get out 3 by lunch. I really feel for Lachlan.

[@dennishofke]

Wtf lara, wtf

[@AP-vd8ve]

Congratulations

[@yonigolombek3335]

You are not a 'morning pooer' you are an 'all the fucking time' pooer

[@s0ner01J]

Apparently, as long as your doing no more than three a day but no less than one every three days you're good.

[@alexandramaclachlan7597]

@@s0ner01J I'll have to remember that.

[@y337]

This short just speaks to the literary genius of Fairbairn Films, subtly filling the viewer in on the Australian night-time sunlight captured in this scene with subtle conversational exposition so certain demographics aren’t confused, appealing to a broader international demographic. Pure genius guys 👏

[@uhhhh...Hannah]

I love how they still have Darcy/Larcys curtain rod wrapped up

[@amandas.6500]

Is that what's skewering the Christmas tree?

[@uhhhh...Hannah]

@@amandas.6500 yes, it was from one of their previous videos

[@amandas.6500]

@@uhhhh...Hannah Yea, I saw it, wonder if it was really his birthday?

[@hannahpapernick-yudin2846]

And several videos after this they leave the poo thing on the white board.

[@parkermeyer9660]

Seriously tho when will u start a cubing channel us cubbers are very interested in the cube-ness of Jackson

[@tyeedwards1610]

Same I love cubing

[@woajaeron]

Yes

[@needahandle-g5v]

whats cubing does squaring exist too?

[@parkermeyer9660]

@@needahandle-g5v if squaring exists they need to make a Chanel about it too

[@fredericogomes3305]

yeaahhhh, it'd be so cool

[@walterzamalis4846]

My great-grandfather, with the generic name Francis Scott (used in our family often) as an infant didn’t poo for 3 weeks. And when he finally squeezed out the tiniest little poo, his parents said it looked like a nugget of gold. He would grow up to be a war hero of the Second World War... *but none of that matters, because nugget was his nickname, used by everyone, all the time, for the rest of his life.*

[@SlightlyPerturbedOne]

Wish I had poo a nugget.. Everyone here calls me shit snake.

[@mysticccc7101]

@@SlightlyPerturbedOne good one, shit snake

[@getyogoofyahh222]

@@SlightlyPerturbedOne Good ol shit snake, How's it been man

[@walterzamalis4846]

@@SlightlyPerturbedOne shit snake can you lend me back the fourteen tonnes of toilet paper you borrowed

[@starsongdoesstuff8027]

i love the community of this channel

[@graceily]

Jaxon's role is just yelling about whatever in these videos and I'm here for it.

[@grete6299]

Me and my partner have this fun tradition where he tells me every single time he has to poo. Even when we’re not at the same place

[@kikib8434]

Relationship goals 😂❤

[@notanonce1235]

When you don’t poo in the morning it really messes up the mood of your day

[@lachiec9160]

Who poos in the morning?

[@notanonce1235]

@@lachiec9160 yes

[@ABadImagination]

@@lachiec9160 people that have shit to do

[@lachiec9160]

@@ABadImagination I wake up too early

[@lachiec9160]

@@fatmanplays4245 I go like once a week

[@jamehill198]

me: poops and loses 14 pounds also me: *fitness is my passion*

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Mood

[@oladiedoo50]

Mood(1)

[@Loo_Kah]

Mood.index(1)

[@karimecolettadominguez]

Mood.index(2)

[@ndexs5108]

Yeah, instead of working out just take a shit, same thing

[@arcane2694]

When you haven't pooed all day and tomorrow is school day: *Please Lord Have Mercy On Me*

[@franciscoreyes7653]

Even worse, you wake up on a school day and the poo still doesn't come out

[@tasha2749]

@Marshyy did you already pop now?

[@Felix-sb5wp]

Their acting keeps getting better

[@BreadCircle]

Didn't expect to find out jaxon was a cuber in a video about poo

[@TNLCubing]

lol

[@npaul-]

@@TNLCubing hi

[@TNLCubing]

@@npaul- hi

[@IsaacWale2004]

"I want the top arsologist here pronto!"

[@Erk.Z71]

I miss the days when the boys would ask us a question at the end

[@BeaverBoy7]

“Get the top Assologist here promptly!” I’m dead

[@graceshea3183]

I’m definitely using “just cubin” in my everyday life now

[@IamJustAnotherUtubeR]

Holy shit Jaxons actually really good at cubing

[@liyangajay8621]

I was wondering why no one was talking about it. Thank you and yes he wasn't even looking

[@dr.harleenquinzel4783]

@@liyangajay8621 EXACTLY why is no one talking about it lmao

[@ohhsanchezz1267]

I've had explosive diarrhoea all week, unrelateable content

[@Oli.Miles1]

Or when your walking with a girl trying to hold it in and slowly dying inside. Edit: this is my most liked comment ever, thanks!

[@Chibblechabble]

Be a man and shit yourself in front of her

[@blueseadye]

@@Chibblechabble haha assert dominance

[@hyperelon5067]

@@Chibblechabble alpha

[@SAM01M8]

When you spend all day at your girls house and don't wanna drop a stinker and embarrass yourself so you wait till home.

[@grandmasteryoda3594]

@@Chibblechabble what a chad

[@victoriasmith9527]

*the worst is when ur at ur friend's house and...well....you know*

[@taylorcoley6329]

I felt this. When I was younger I would only go maybe 3 times a week. Now it's usually 2x a day. Once around 10 or 11 AM and again at night after dinner. If I miss one or have more than that, I know somethings off.

[@grodt88]

sometines I do one in 4-6 days while eating a lot of food, doing good, 33yo, I thing I use every single atom of food I ate because my poops are quite small

[@alexanderthegreat4460]

"I'll tell you when your anus is safe" 10/10 line lmao

[@zahara6722]

48 hours, no poo. That's me all the time. It just disappears into the void

[@eleanormason2647]

Eat some more fibre man!

[@random-le5qh]

@@eleanormason2647 hey thats fine at least,while i eating only meat for 7 years without any fruit or vegetable

[@Hunter-sx9uj]

@@eleanormason2647 Sometimes it's too much fibre that's the problem, lol.

[@lumaxvfx]

Same sometimes more then I’m fine for like 3 days and it happens again I feel like it ain’t normal

[@cyren_]

0:39 Lachlan clearly reconsidering his life choices

[@Rwdawson23]

You know it's a good video when the white board comes out.

[@atrotter92]

The wrapped up curtain rod in the background - placed nicely under the tree where it belongs... Brilliant :P

[@irebalogun3690]

0:03 that d2 was the smoothest thing I've seen all week

[@lenag3329]

yeah i want a 5 hour movie of that

[@jackrivera264]

FRRR

[@bengordon4191]

prolly freshly lubed lol, or it’s really loose

[@matthewcopping3473]

D2, not d2, d2 means you're turning the bottom two layers twice, D2 means you're turning the bottom layer twice

[@NagaviperCS]

The song is Fallin' Apart - Young Franco ft. Denzel Curry, Pell

[@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb]

thanks

[@EscapeDema]

You absolute legend.

[@sotl7749]

Fairbarn always has the best music choice

[@MzVixen05]

Thank you!!! :))))

[@avonire]

I wish they would put the music name in their outros

[@katesampleseverything]

As a Nursing Assistant, this isn't even the weirdest conversation I've heard today. 🤣🤣 Also, not pooing for 48 hours is fine. After 72+ hours is when you tell the nurse and the suppository comes out...or goes in rather.

[@dietznuts8106]

A Nursing *ASS* istant~?

[@bigbang6052]

I haven't pooped in like 2 weeks should I be concerned?

[@shaunfeehan8215]

@@bigbang6052 I think so

[@christineokay4435]

@@bigbang6052 if that’s true, then you may have a serious problem and could need surgery to relieve that blockage

[@Bagofnowt]

What if you're so bunged up it won't go in?

[@victoriasmith9527]

0:52 the whole world asks since quarantining

[@Ccorleone1609]

Coffee always does the work for me. Always. Any time. Every time.

[@mariangelaraether4167]

it always makes me so happy to know that i listen to the same music as them

[@bigboynath2873]

Those 7 dislikes are the people who are still holding onto their poo 😂

[@joea3466]

lol, I've been calculating poop equations all day😂 now this

[@Sethw08]

You know i was busting for a new video. And the toilet

[@Jarvisness]

The part where Darcy said “I need the top assoligist here pronto” got me 😂

[@bubbie3533]

@1:19 I love it when the white board gets pulled out for some serious math.

[@PepGaming]

Lol, the finest content on KZbin ❤️

[@ProGamer-ul7oi]

Lol

[@jdsciberras557]

“I’ve contacted the government” 🤣🤣

[@itzapituyt7715]

The fact that this popped up while I was pooping is scary

[@zamicedt]

Darcy just rolled with Jaxon's fumble at the end. Respect.

[@Davo_1991]

"I WANT THE TOP ASSOLOGIST HERE PRONTO" BOY!! WHEN I TOLD YOU I CHOKED ON MY CC'S LAUGHING X'D!!!!!!!

[@Dabossking-vg3tm]

Now my brain reminded me I haven’t pooped in 2 weeks

[@Luritel]

1:37 Movies when they don’t know how to explain what’s going on:

[@annikahaendel906]

"pooed" written out looks so wrong for some reason

[@sunuv2guns]

I for one almost shit myself with the cut to the whiteboard reading "48h no poo". Hilarious!

[@uuc.e1633]

1:41 "I'm with the top asshologist here" lmao 🤣 😆 😂 😅

[@IllShivyou]

Yo

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Hello there

[@connordawson6272]

Mate ur the first comment congrats

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@farisalali5042 general Kenobi you are a bold one

[@user-ultimate]

You first man, never witness something very early.

[@IsaacWale2004]

Yo

[@LilSusCS]

"Planets and shit" 🤣🤣 More like daylight savings. I live in Adelaide ad 8pm looks like midday ngl

[@KhoPhi]

"we have to consider quantum theory" Whiles you're at it, add in special theory of relatively too, you genius!

[@theaviator1152]

*“I NEED THE TOP ASS-OLOGIST HERE P R O N T O”*

[@brexpatterson4257]

Jaxon screaming is a treasure 😂

[@sunshine8338]

As a fellow who needs to poo every day, this is truly my worst nightmare.

[@zeyy84]

Video: *that night* Also in the video: *sunlight shines right in the house*

[@sapodilla25]

PlAnEtS oR SoMeShIt

[@KuncanDastner]

I see "pooed" in the title, I click

[@Porkey_Minch]

That's rather concerning.

[@gonefishin722]

this one got me to sub, you guys make great laughter content

[@m.kasyfilhaqart6765]

"the top arseoleogist here pronto 🤣🤣"

[@ahmaddzulfaqqor411]

"isn't it weird that sun goes out so late?" "Yeah I guess its just how it works like planet or someshit." That's Science for ya

[@abdelrahmanhussein3501]

Jaxon's glow up is just wow

[@noamshabat6124]

As a cuber, it would be really cool if jaxon started a cubing channel!

[@headspill]

I find it funny how Jaxon usually portrays the dumber characters in the skits, and in this video he’s solving a Rubik’s Cube.

[@ihavenolife6943]

I love how when Jaxon says THE NUMBERS DON’T ADD UP they wrote the equations on napkins

[@mrbeef3528]

Can't wait for 'When You Haven't Peed All Day' 🔥🔥💪💯

[@madeleinep.828]

This hits different when you’ve been constipated for about three weeks-

[@jackrivera264]

d- do you eat

[@betweenthebanter]

Just so you know the song at the end is Fallin' Apart by Young Franco, Denzel Curry and Pell

[@johncms3]

I took a poo 3 times today. All good over here, mate 👍🏼

[@ja-isaacsmoke108]

This is one of the best KZbin videos I've ever seen...

[@Jschultzy21]

Next video: guy who has a monthly shower That person shall be me..

[@lasic9874]

Me when I go on school camp:

[@keode]

I'd like to think Darcy improvised 2:13 and Lachlan's acting was genuine shock and confusion

[@-tzadakim-7805]

I am constipated and I needed this, thank you.

[@eggmancorp]

When Darcy pulled out the chart, I completely lost it. 😂

[@bronsiee]

But, this is totally civilised conversation in my household..

[@walterzamalis4846]

Do Australians poo cubes like wombats do? Asking for a friend

[@onesyphorus]

nah they produce atypical macropod scat

[@ZillDiddlY]

depends what you eat i guess

[@josiebutler8729]

if jaxon ate the rubix cube, I bet he would

[@Arturopakastur]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

[@alien.707]

cats: meow dogs: woof 9-year-olds: first first bots i want to punch: cats: meow dogs: woof 9-year-olds: first first

[@robinkovacic7961]

your content is getting better and better

[@jessewildman1292]

His face. Priceless 👌🏼

[@itsmooshieXD]

“pooed” LMAO

[@charzga1331]

Is it weird that I was watching a video about rubiks cubes and then I saw the intro.

[@Imblitzyboi]

Not pooing everyday is basically me im probably gonna be dead at age 30

[@Thinzy]

fairbairn films out here spending their budget on fancy napkin paper

[@morganchavis1835]

Got a Pampers ad on this video. Fitting.