When You Marry People For The New Stuff in Stardew Valley

[@Chaoticconstellation]

My fiancé overhears me watch these videos and gets concerned I’m planning to divorce him as soon as we are married

[@mikeskinner315]

"Honey, where did the kids go? And why are there several doves in the house..?"

[@withoutname9575]

Well you just single after all 😂

[@Pugkin5405]

Well, congrats

[@larchan1350]

Awww

[@-mouse]

Well? Did you get married?

[@PaperFlare]

DF, you were SUPER CLOSE with the purple shorts, but because it's already *cough* clothing you put it into the cloth slot (this works with some other clothing, like boots which you can change the appearance but keep their stats). Add a gold bar to it and you can WEAR THEM. Test out all of the old interactions with your wearable purple shorts + the new ones (such as wearing them and harrassing the Mayor and Marnie).

[@SarahLarson]

Ooh, this should be a whole video.

[@TheBakingSeal]

Bumping this because I'd like to see this too

[@patrick9458]

@@TheBakingSeal same

[@ALOF_]

Give this guy a Medal

[@helenwright413]

I was just coming to the comments to tell him about this, glad someone else is on the ball too 👍😊

[@brenoxavier6138]

I like his voice, it's calming ... Then he roasts someone and I laugh like a maniac

[@marioanothlp]

Most of the time, that's taken quite literally.....

[@danaterrigino376]

It’s calming to us but to the NPCS it’s a warning to run away

[@satuduatigaempat2192]

yash, that kinda remind me of ryan reynolds

[@swaggierthanurmom8325]

His channel name really lives up to this dont it?

[@krankykat9661]

That is pure happiness that you are discribing

[@summerwatson3794]

“I need to figure out who I’m still friends with” - me after socially isolating myself for 6 months, every 6 months

[@GM.Nobody]

Funny for you to think society exists

[@water2205]

Blub blub

[@matthewgray2789]

This hit a little too close to home

[@arthurmiklaszewski6217]

You are not the only one...

[@water2205]

@@matthewgray2789 blub blub

[@Finish303]

DF: "I'm a farmer with a farm, marry me" DF after marriage: "The farm is a mess why aren't you doing upkeep?"

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

He has a farm, that doesn't mean he actually uses or maintains it.

[@k4rz43]

That sounds sadly accurate to real life.

[@AggsArts]

*Stardew Valley releases 1.4* Me: "Ah, can't wait for DF to divorce everyone once again"

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Mumps: i’m really sorry, but before we do the cake-walk, i’ve gotta do something. Haley: oh, okay, what is- Mumps: drops into coma for over 40 days

[@tallygames5270]

This is not my real name. Is that your real name?

[@personpacman7439]

"I'm wearing a Dinosaur hat, I can do God damn anything" - DF 2019

[@seb_fancysheep]

Best quote of the year. To think we got this far in the year before getting this gem.

[@bucketofbread345]

Yes.

[@TheycallmeEm29]

That’s the type of energy we all need

[@adriennebrown8479]

I know right

[@Lukipfi]

Well I made on in real life so......

[@jaykat98]

can we just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Mumps has lived for over 220 years and doesn't look a day over 20

[@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants]

Lol

[@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants]

He is imortal

[@elmerald4659]

Do the characters actually age? Ex. You play Stardew valley legit for 100 in game years in one account, the characters wouldn’t t age right?

[@kyletrubiano4696]

@@elmerald4659 I can't tell if you're joking or not

[@scarletrose8766]

You play stardew for like 100 years + and Evelyn and George are still alive (note that they are probably the oldest people there aside from the mayor)

[@therealshadykit]

"Apparently I'm not the first. Or the second." I... I'm done.

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

How do you get those icons next to your names?

[@therealshadykit]

@@Orangecatinahoodie It's a KZbin membership, $5/month to basically sponsor DF. The icon changes with time!

[@epicluck4391]

I fucking died on that, was not ready

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Oh DF if only you figured out the underpants....

[@Kalmaro4152]

He would have been able to make his very own lucky shorts? I don't think he needs that kind of power.

[@bucketofbread345]

I bet he's gonna do it soon

[@christinegermundson4286]

Hey DF can you make a video where you show the 14 heart event for every spouse?

[@kaydwessie296]

Agreed!

[@lunalagoona]

Dude isnt this it?

[@ondrae7528]

When you realize the best part of 1.4 is more DF stardew valley uploads

[@ralgore]

2:17 Pierre: "Please stop shaking my wife's bush !"

[@pardalmadgod9960]

No way to take that out of context, nope none xD

[@redfreckles1671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Pierre to the Wizard.

[@luluthecreator44]

Oh my god lmao

[@Gear_Storm]

I never thought the guy who regularly refers to two of the characters as if theyre usless mindless animals would be one of the very VERY few youtubers who give flashing light warnings.

[@Rob_Thorsman]

"[Tea] is inferior to coffee in every way." The Spiffing Brit is coming for you...

[@ChloeHartzog]

Ohhh I can't wait for Spiffing Brit to come back to Stardew Valley to finally enjoy a cup of tea

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Robert Silvers it's not his fault he's wrong

[@5t3v3thevehicon9]

and uncle Iroh

[@kaydwessie296]

I'm glad Emily gives you an outfit. I married her and it seems like for someone who sews, she never gets to actually sew lmao. Now I have more than just the headcanon that she made our son's clothes

[@amazondoessstuff_yt7771]

When I put a prismatic shard into the sewing machine, and got a prismatic dress top, basically a colorful rainbow vest with a white shirt underneath

[@commentchannel6196]

DF: Thank you! I am married now :) **1 day later** DF: Gimme your stuff and get out of my life!

[@quiteindeed6809]

As a new player, I still think the trash can lid is the most dapper hat.

[@chrisvennbowman3784]

“You can now access Emily’s sewing machine! *Yes that is a euphemism* ”

[@BrigetAstila]

Df: we get tea leaves. For a beverage that is inferior to coffee Thespiffingbrit: *triggered*

[@rexsimia4575]

How very spicy indeed...

[@tomasdavid7829]

This seemed like war declaration to Thespiffingbrit

[@trajectoryunown]

Tou'd have to drink 5 cups of tea for the effects of 1 cup of coffee. Coffee is clearly the superior beverage.

[@theonlyxbox360]

And you would enjoy 100% of that tea! As compared to the 0% of coffee. Plus we all know if you drink coffee for the “effect” you’re better off with cheap bulk purchase energy drinks ;P

[@TheCDelX]

Imagine the two of them starting a Series of this Game in Multiplayer...

[@aspen9942]

“Lady, I’m wearing a dinosaur hat. I can do god damn anything.” - Mumps. This will be my senior quote.

[@luluthecreator44]

Same, and nice maid dress lmao.

[@RimeyCH]

"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do Goddamn anything." This is my favorite inspirational quote now.

[@christinegermundson4286]

You get Caroline's tea in the mail, check your mailbox ;)

[@marestellas6231]

"Don't touch the hat." God i lost it 😂

[@TheOriginalFlowerdough]

you can buy tea bushes from the trader lady on Friday and sunday sometimes, and it only bears leaves on the last week of each month

[@charon19391]

They did the pants so it wouldn’t say Emily’s magic pants

[@_Myrhl]

Try doing a complete run through of the new, updated stardew vally

[@axelhammarstromlofgren3844]

How do you 'complete' stardew valley

[@BryceLeft]

@@axelhammarstromlofgren3844 A complete run through means DF will just explain the whole patch, not that he completes the game itself

[@axelhammarstromlofgren3844]

@@BryceLeft ok

[@apollo4294]

Axel hammarström löfgren you get the gold clock and apple slaves

[@axelhammarstromlofgren3844]

@@apollo4294 that makes more sense

[@BH-fu1wg]

Lolol him not figuring out the tea saplings frustrates me

[@NovasYouTubeName]

You can use mayor Lewis’s lucky purple shorts in the sewing machine, but you have to use them in the cloth spot

[@kjlindelof2161]

For all who are curious about the tea... With 2 wild seeds, 5 fiber, and 5 wood you can make a tea tree sapling. You get the recipe for it after the event with Caroline. Then you would toss the leaves into the keg like coffee. Green Tea's base sell price is 100g, it gives you +30 energy and takes 3 hrs to make. :)

[@caveghost1248]

Lady I’m wearing a dinosaur hat I can do damn anything

[@treysevy5079]

That is the best thing I have heard

[@Parakeetfriend4215]

Caroline gives you the recipe to make and grow your own tea.

[@lukassoto1797]

At 2:13 and further, I’m yelling at DF that you get the tea bush recipe after that interaction with Caroline in the mail. ITS SO FRUSTRATING TO SEE HIM NOT GET IT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT~

[@mikeskinner315]

I wasn't sure what I was more excited about when 1.4 came out, the update, or knowing I was going to get more DF Stardew videos. I jumped back into the game when the news about the update broke, and watched all of the completionist farm series while playing, something about that sweet, sweet sarcasm just makes the grind towards 100% that much easier.

[@trystanvanwyk8687]

First off both the Wizard and Caroline drink things that make you hallucinate coincidences I think not. Also could you please check out the wicked statue at around 8 pm to 10 pm it shakes and its eyes glow red for some reason thnx in advance.

[@zokhartclips]

"Where does all that money go? I guess we'll never know..." Unless someone places SOME statue of SOME mayor near the Christmas tree, huh?

[@Ploofles]

8:19 "the young leaves of a tea plant. Can be brewed into a popular, energizing beverage. Which, for those of you who are who are wondering, is inferior to coffee in every single way" *the spiffing brit wants to know your location*

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

The only reason the town hasn't been hit by a rogue asteroid is because df had them hit his farm

[@chotorama521]

Some of his best moments: "Hey Pam, would you like some hay? You could probably make a bed out of it." 1:25 "Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do goddamn anything." 4:54 "I can't imagine where I'm gonna find fiber anywhere in this world" 5:00 "One day, you might just have a little accident." 8:05

[@emeryexe]

i’ve missed your stardew valley videos so much. i watch everything on your channel but it’s nice to get a reminder of why i subscribed :3

[@jondorthebrinkinator]

I just realized that first year strawberries can be even better. If you get them planted on speed grow on the night of the 13th, you cut out one day of growing and can get three harvests for some extra profit. Not much since it effectively doubles your seed price, but... Even though you can't sell cauliflower in time to buy strawberries with the proceeds, there is just enough time after the event to run one to the Community Center and complete the Spring Crops Bundle for 20 free speed grow and then back to your farm to quickly plant those 20 strawberries. You can wait until the next morning to do the rest and not miss out on anything your first year. 2400 extra gold OR 20+ extra strawberries to save for seed making without eating into your regular profit.

[@jempatata8596]

*notification of a Stardew valley video Me: llave whatever im doing to watch the video

[@gManGabe]

DF being an ahole in stardew valley, this is why I subscribed! Still the funniest content in this platform.

[@scarletrose8766]

Gabriel when is he never an a hole to the NPC's in stardew valley that's why people love his content he makes the entire town miserable he did what joja couldn't make thier lives a living hell for his enjoyment

[@scarletrose8766]

@Rusty Kinks dun dun dun

[@nnivi2]

"(tea) is inferior to everything". I can hear an angry Brit in the distance and he doesn't sound very spiffing.

[@CuCuKM]

I never thought I'd be excited for stardew valley having a way to make your own clothes and yet here I am, thrilled to see DF experimenting with making clothing

[@Juno_blegh]

lady, im wearing a dinosaur hat i can do goddamn anything quote of the century

[@russelldoodles638]

“You’re in for a treat kid” “Get out while you can”

[@heh9746]

Some people:" Laughter is the best medicine" Me: *Watches DF while I'm sick*

[@Feedყooon]

"im a man wearing a dinosour hat, I can do god damn anything."

[@potatohut4783]

“Lady, I’m wearing a Dinosaur hat. I can do goddamn anything.” - DF 2020 (when I watched this)

[@Salle37]

DF: "Which of those of you who are wondering, is inferior to coffee in every single way" *Spiffing Brit would like to know your location*

[@cyrus6239]

Don't think he will like spiff... ("Tea is inferior")

[@LordofFullmetal]

"Today it's raining, so I don't have to do anything" That Stardew Valley feel though

[@Sharky..]

Finally! Stardew Valley is back!

[@kirstenwelch3821]

If you would check your mail you could finally get the tea sapling

[@intangerbline3683]

All I've learned from this update so far is that Shane is trying to stop drinking beer, but it's still one of his favorite things. I think it would've been great if my last 100 beers went to waste.

[@CalSniffsMilo]

“CAN I PUT MY KID IN THE SEWING MACHINE?” I love this guy :,)

[@MasterOfNinjas16]

"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat." That's the quote of the decade!

[@whalesharko4465]

I *cannot* wait for this update on switch

[@cthulhuisking7335]

Me two but for mobile!!

[@Tosmasta00]

PS4: You guys are getting updates?

[@somewhataddicted7685]

@@cthulhuisking7335 mobile is coming after the holidays

[@cthulhuisking7335]

@@somewhataddicted7685 Yeah, that's what I saw:( Guess we'll have to wait until January! Anyways, thank you! Hope you enjoy your holidays and Happy New Year!:D

[@fandom9312]

"I'm wearing a dinosaur hat lady,I can do Goddamn anything " Me:*Wheeze*

[@jetstreamsam5983]

"im wearing a dino hat, i can do godamn anything!- DF, 2019. lmao best quote ever

[@zikrytony]

I don't know how "Let's pick some flowers for the lovely townspeople" turns in this

[@mileyrocks852]

Woooooow thank you for dimming the screen when you skipped through all that mail, I appreciate that

[@Jam2109]

3:34 i got a total prismatic glowing shirt instead of pants, so I guess depending on the Symbol shown for "You'll make..." there are random sets you can get, if a questionmark "?" is shown in this area....

[@Lulu-pv2yc]

0:55 His voice deepens in a sinister way and I just love it

[@arandomgayanimater8322]

"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat." " *I can do goddamn anything.* "

[@Lego3400]

The purple shorts can be used instead of cloth, just bring a gold bar for the upper part~ and the tea sapling is crafted. Rice is bought from Piere in Spring only, since it only grows in spring.

[@iamgroot3034]

DF: - GIVE ME ALL YOUR DINOSAUR PARTS! That reminds me of you in miscreation lol

[@crazysnake1096]

I have missed these videos. Mumps is the best.

[@klodno6164]

Same.. i get why he stopped but still i miss them. So much nostalgia too

[@jesusfreak7796]

FYI, I bought a tea tree sapling from the merchant when she was in the woods below the farm...👍

[@ddlc_monika]

I hope he sees this: Lewis Shorts apparently work as "cloth" in this instead of going in the dye slot, and you can dye the shorts, wear them, and then get a reaction from marnie and lewis apparently.

[@ddlc_monika]

Tea saplings is a thing you get in the mail, crafts from fiber, wild seeds and something else totally common I forgot. You can mill the rice in a mill for more money. And you can get rice saplings from the new mine as monster drops. Also Leah's new event is surprisingly bland compared to Emily so thanks for showing all the others, I don't really wanna divorce my wife.

[@minaraja1977]

I left for a second and df was already onto a new wife

[@eyesoftomorrow6647]

at 5:35 if you look at the hat and emilys hair you can see the hat almost fit in like a key

[@alexisbuchana516]

The Dinosaur hat has power

[@derdork3233]

If you do Emilys Special Quest from the Board south of Lewis' Home she sends you a sewing machine of your own.

[@Szeki04]

You can put the mayor's pants in the sewing machine all you have to do is replace the fabric with the pants on top and a gold

[@tanincat]

I started watching DF videos when I had really bad nightmares. I would stay up until I passed out watching/listening to his videos and then have funny dreams. It’s been about a year now and now his videos put me to sleep 😂

[@louisbrodkin]

Btw u can make the mayors shorts into your shorts, put a gold bar where the item goes and his pants where the cloth goes, then when u wear it in front of mayor lewis he will get scared

[@aestheticallyhana9705]

Heeh i also chose d dialogue "not as good as my farm"

[@Radiant_Storm]

It just never gets old... I lost it in the "little accident"

[@bluerose5859]

Caroline sends you a letter the day after that scene that tells you how to make a tea sapling.

[@yoonthusiast]

emily gave me a sewing machine so now i don't have to go to her house everyday TT

[@melissamaga]

i was just normally enjoying the video, until "and I always will [clicks yes]" and i absolutely lost it

[@zeitreise7190]

"the money's for Penny, we're gonna buy you a new mom because your current one sucks" XD

[@CheshireFatorum]

8:11 "…inferior to coffee in every single way." I keep hoping for a "Spiffing Brit vs. DangerouslyFunny" crossover beverage war.

[@carlosdyer1113]

"one day you might just have a little accident" 😂😂😂😂

[@scarletrose8766]

Carlos Dyer he gotta try harder thou cause apparently not even a mega bomb works

[@jondorthebrinkinator]

Started a new file and went fishing on Spring 3. Two treasure chests later, I had 8 free rice shoots. That was pretty cool.

[@RoseQuinzel28]

CHECK YOUR MAIL!!! LOL that’s how you get the tree sapling craft recipe

[@matoral]

Full circle, i started following you for your stardew valley vids, then you said you were done making em, now youre back.

[@princessmorganoke]

I really appreciated this video. You’re genuinely so hilarious I’d watch you play probably anything 😂

[@ifyouknowyouknow...9894]

"Don't. Touch. The Hat."

[@devidindy]

That was great. I really missed these videos. Can't wait for the next one.

[@PhilChilled]

Yes i love all these things. I was really hoping for an extra bonus area we could explore as a forest as well but it's great so far i think i love it.

[@cousinisse4173]

I think you can wear the lucky purple shorts!

[@ScarletCandlelight]

Need a Dino hat now

[@amazondoessstuff_yt7771]

"Lady, I have a dinosaur hat, I can do God damn anything" is such an inspiring phrase

[@ofishciall]

Well i commented this on the previous video but... here you go. What ive found haha - Movie can be watched once per week.. I got confused by the ticket thing as well haha - And the crane machine can be played! If the guy isn't around when you go in. Also he's in the gambling club. Prizes are furniture and mini jumino dolls - Krobus and dwarf fights but idk how I triggered it when I entered the sewers - Secret note 25! Someone stole a necklace! - THERE ARE NEW PET SPECIES - Emily has a new parrot companion - Abigail has a guinea pig. Dunno if that's new - new movie per season - no more giant crops - the cat freaking jumps and is just so cute - put a gem in your jumino hut to change colours - bugs seem extremely ... Sensitive? They turn hard shell mode super quick - the flying things in skull cavern spawns more frequently and makes a sound when they spawn - You walk a lot faster to the bus Thats all for now haha

[@gwouru]

you can use the purple shorts... as cloth... with a gold bar for wearable purple shorts.