Grinding Up NPC's in Stardew Valley

[@warcraft13mage]

Just imagine Concerned Ape watching this and seeing what y'all are doing to his game

[@reporteddoppo700]

He'd be concerned.

[@burgbass]

VERY Concerned Ape.

[@Moon-Jelly]

@@burgbass no

[@VISIONARYDEV1]

He actually has watched his videos. He even left a comment on one

[@callumkristofer7793]

@@VISIONARYDEV1 which one?

[@Winterskies4787]

"mystery meat. It was an accident" DF:"It was not."

[@linguine326]

LMFAOOOOO

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

Easily my favorite moment from a video filled with golden moments.

[@mineking57]

@MaFlare Refined Clint. Just Clint with a bowtie

[@kyan_]

Me: *puts Abigail in the keg* Me: *WHO WANTS SOME GAMER GIRL JUICE*

[@Artemi22]

*WHO WANTS SOME ABIGAIL BATH WATER?*

[@adriennekotcher5588]

lol xd

[@missingindy]

I want a keg how do I get one

[@sunburst2740]

WHO WANTS ABIGAIL INGOTS

[@denisu6393]

@@Artemi22 👌👌👌

[@petermarsella6537]

They react to you eating them *They react to you eating them*

[@mateololero4091]

Wait so that means they can speak all the time, imagine carrying people in your pockets while they're inmobile yet can speak

[@someonewhoexists7350]

“Mmm, please keep eating me.”

[@grinmace4834]

Someone Who Exists LMAO

[@punterr]

Do i taste G o o d ?

[@evelynn5552]

@@punterr You bet.

[@kayleeashley2869]

Him: Throws Evelyn in lake His character: 👁👄👁 ---👄--- 👁👄👁

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

@videoplayback dead chicken barbecue

[@StarNRYT]

@videoplayback_ bro this was made 4 years ago

[@Valtremors]

*I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS ABOUT HOW TO TO MAKE NPCS LIKE YOU OPTIMALLY*

[@speye22e]

lol

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

So you didn’t see the thumbnail?

[@LordofFullmetal]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Omg I'm crying, this comment might be funnier than the actual video

[@beelady757]

SAME 💀💀

[@daerunia]

You were wrong. So, so wrong.

[@porkeyminch8044]

"Eat Willy?" "Actually, yes." _W H E E Z E_

[@ohshit4860]

I LOVE RICK RIORDAN AND YOUR NAME

[@Literally_LeviathanLol]

*willy, mmm*

[@blooberryblueberry1104]

which willy, though? the ding dong or the willy wolly?

[@gamernari108]

blooberry blueberry are you doing a joke.

[@blooberryblueberry1104]

@@gamernari108 yeah

[@herobrineharry7698]

The detail put into this mod makes me absolutely certain it’s the creator’s fetish.

[@youtubeisawebsite7484]

yeahhhhh there's something particularly uncomfy about the fact that they react to you eating them or putting them in kegs past the initial bizarreness of the mod

[@ASHERUISE]

It's somebody else's fetish too now.

[@megalameboi5146]

me thinking this is in game not a mod😂

[@ebenstrange6821]

Nooooooooooo I wanted to grind up humans

[@Mightyscandare]

Ah ... its a mod .. 😅😅

[@Porygonal64]

7:45 >Emily is Iridium Quality Natural, as all things should be.

[@batwolfy7044]

Well this is like something straight out of a Junji Ito manga.

[@dreamingpichu2334]

Finally Elliott can live out his greatest dream of living in a book. I see no problem with the genre. None at all. Noooo proooblem.

[@emmanuelmaribbay98]

I agree with this.

[@goodmorning2386]

True!!

[@Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet]

Needs more Darkness and Blood Gore mods with this as an addition, but yes!

[@firockfinion3326]

If Lewis is dead and on the farm, then who is coming by overnight to sell the stuff in the bin?

[@he3004]

he respawns and sells himself

[@heartmachine9999]

*duN dUN DUN!!!!*

[@ScottNguyenRCAC]

Thomas from Harvest Moon

[@he3004]

@@ScottNguyenRCAC lol that mobile game right ?

[@AshzieWasTaken]

Donald Trump.

[@KiraraLalaYT]

This mod is great, I turned Abigail into jelly and gifted her to Pierre he loved it!!

[@stampg3733]

It would’ve been better if it was Caroline so Pierre could get revenge

[@noirb9067]

Shiny Coffin Just give Caroline back to the wizard

[@KiraraLalaYT]

@@stampg3733 I grew carolines too and sold her to pierre he decided he needed to sell chairs the next day.........

[@serenegenerally]

isn't that interesting

[@stampg3733]

Kirara Lala it’s because Caroline is as fun as a chair

[@joef396]

“Young child, prepare to be grinded”

[@potatoisland3147]

Sounds really really wrong.

[@Gehirnesser]

@@potatoisland3147 "Eat Willy"

[@irienhamzah5250]

I HATE THIS REPLY THREAD

[@joearthllalfar900]

YES

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

Lolicon members: *Hey i heard this one before*

[@toranine09]

“you added gus to the soup” is a chilling sentence

[@gargles5270]

💀💀💀

[@pantheraviva]

As a Harvey stan, the statement "Put Harvey in the seed maker" is one I never thought I'd ever hear Ah, he gets put in the Preserves Jar. He gets turned into pickles. His favorite :)

[@IndependentOreo]

At least he went out as one of his favorite gifts

[@gentlemancrab2873]

*PICKLE HARVEY*

[@sadie.rose.18]

When he called Harvey one of the most boring characters......

[@hamburger7243]

@@gentlemancrab2873 and he turned the doctor into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@Robertdbd20]

@@sadie.rose.18 he spilled

[@badindiegamer]

"How long do people take to grow" roughly 9 months DF you should know that, you've had so many children

[@jonnylaw4569]

But how long do they take to mature though? That's the real question

[@samuelbucher5189]

@@jonnylaw4569 18 years.

[@kv_6975]

@@samuelbucher5189 Sometimes a million years.

[@kv_6975]

@@OddSea05 Ok then.

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

*After he takes my Shane and kills it* 💔 (I play stardew and he is my husbando)

[@fidelcashflow5976]

*within the first 8 seconds* "Today we're gonna grind up NPCs and feed them to eachother." i just love how nonchalant he is about it

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

person with unironic ahegao picture who shitposts I'm afraid to wonder where your profile picture is from

[@Blockinstaller12]

The screems of terror before you turn them into seeds, food or eat them just adds that little *flavor* that makes this mod great c:

[@isabeauh-s3100]

Ikr 🤣

[@littlespoonsebastian]

*f l a v o r*

[@sassberrysnap]

y u p

[@goodmorning2386]

Right?

[@luminoustorus548]

😰😰😰

[@bum9340]

There were so many questionable quotes in this video like “how long does it take people to grow” and “sandy wants to touch my meat stick thing”

[@mateololero4091]

People seeds

[@Libz]

"if i put you in my seed maker are you gonna jam it?" LOL

[@Wubbazt]

"without asking too many questions… get on my rod."

[@angstygolfdad9087]

harvey jelly

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

"Young child, prepare to be grinded" is also pretty bad

[@ally8551]

**mystery meat comes out** "It was an accident" "It was not"

[@evysinsx]

Lmfao I'm dead-

[@expressset430]

This puts a whole new meaning to “farming NPCs”

[@DangerouslyFunny]

I forgot to leave a comment

[@philipthedragon8172]

how dare you

[@therealshadykit]

Dummy

[@tiltedhalo832]

Jodi simply said “You’re...”

[@pebblel2279]

wait that's illegal

[@bumpadunc4322]

You forgot to sell people to Pierre: "So I was at the store the other day and Pierre showed me a Pam you brought in. I bought it"

[@fauvestic_tragedy2220]

“Do you think it’s ironic but the last thing you look at is a plant-?” *Rip Demetrius.*

[@druidbern]

"As a doctor can you explain this?" .... .... "Just kidding. You're next." *poof* 🤣

[@Gigi-bn2uk]

“Ooh almost didn’t notice this one” Me: “NOOO!”

[@Evannith]

"It was an accident." *_i t w a s n o t_*

[@jackguhl8649]

He didn't kill Leah which was nice at first.

[@Nelsnchannel]

This my first experience with stardew valley. I've never seen anyone play it before. I'm confused and concerned.

[@vapx0075]

It's a very pleasant and soothing game with farming, foraging, mining, fishing and combat skills to level up, quests, goals, achievements, unlockable extra areas to explore, things to craft and lots of decent NPCs to get to know, befriend and even marry. It's family friendly and all around charming. I recommend watching a Let's Play like on my channel if you want to see the game properly. This guy is messing around with mods which is entertaining but not a fair representation of the game.

[@Nelsnchannel]

@@vapx0075 I was kidding, but yeah. I expected it was actually something like that. It was just weird as a first experience XD

[@wainbows9479]

Stardew is just a nice game with a few dark-ish twists that have the potential to become darker when mods are added into the mix.

[@xTORREfiolx]

Sadly, it is for me too. It's like being introduced to the Harry Potter world through fanfictions of Ron and Voldemort...

[@cloverpatches0]

i promise you can’t eat people

[@traybug1]

"Different qualities? If I had know that, I woulda fertilized it." This is beautiful

[@ashleyshelley9783]

I died when he put George in the seed maker and said “Pretty sure this counts as recycling” 🤣🤣🤣

[@SnipeGhost]

*“that’s more than i would ever pay for Demetrius”* ...............

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

@@ginafield710 agreed

[@sapphosdescendants3997]

Angiielle A joke like that isn't a funny one, it's really insensitive

[@sapphosdescendants3997]

@@garrettLevi0511 ?? He made a slave joke

[@sapphosdescendants3997]

@@garrettLevi0511 I’m wondering what you find funny about it? Like, that was hundreds of years of torture and oppression, so many people died after a life of abuse and mistreatment and the inter-generational trauma is still present in the DNA of the descendants. I don’t think that’s something that’s funny?

[@40kanon]

I'll pay you all he's worth. No sir, i got to have some money!

[@morganmak3437]

Computer bugs: I CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS GAME FILES. DF: I live on corrupted files.

[@goosevillenews7932]

"Get in my rod." That's a little backwards but okay

[@mystic_spider]

*cock vore*

[@sikorz]

@@mystic_spider _no_

[@mystic_spider]

@@sikorz MMMMMM

[@Cookivirus]

@@mystic_spider wtf 😂

[@someoneelse7735]

@@mystic_spider Please stop, you're scaring the kids.

[@LK-tw3or]

I'm actually scared to ask what goes on inside his head...

[@Yomasi]

Honestly... Same XD

[@wejwyj2230]

Rainbows and sunshine

[@krystalisee]

@@wejwyj2230 lolipops.

[@12isaac00]

Pyroland

[@thomasdionesiomicayabas87]

-DEATH- Love And Peace

[@Kramlets]

"Eat Willy? Actually, yes." - Adam 2019

[@bittersweetvictory8541]

This mod is a vore fanatic's favorite thing, I'd imagine...and that fact alone terrifies me.

[@dreamingpichu2334]

I was thinking soylent green junji ito cannibalism horror novel but this is way more terrifying, thank you

[@caela2108]

me: *crying over his hatred for harvey*

[@FeyPax]

carry me to victory mood. He’s my actual husband and I love him

[@Nobody-qk4xu]

Oh don't worry he hates them all

[@peachy1217]

Well, he's married and divorced everyone in town a million times

[@itsthemozzmeister9720]

ikr my fav male marriage candidate

[@chogidie5186]

For me it was either marry him or ignore his existence. I married someone else

[@ayetinamedkacy5596]

The first ten seconds already have me concerned...what did you do this time DF

[@stampg3733]

A Yeti Named Kacy a mess

[@ayetinamedkacy5596]

Shiny Coffin obviously. We can’t let him play with mods anymore... we might be the next ones in the seed maker

[@ferdinandroig3460]

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX SEAL--

[@boohoo3057]

*Today we're gonna be grind up NPCs and feed them to eachother :)*

[@stampg3733]

Ishipit com amazing

[@greatpower6063]

I wonder if penny would notice if you fed her pam.

[@stampg3733]

She would like that so she won’t need to be terrified about being eaten

[@Fulphilment]

Like Cartman did with Scott Tenorman and his parents.

[@TheRAMBO9191]

@@Fulphilment that episode was so dark humor it frightened me loll

[@66squirbo]

“Without asking too many questions, get in my rod.” -DF

[@bobthegr]

You never realize how many npcs there are until you grind them up in a seed maker.

[@piniatafullofblood]

Bob Thegr Now you remember this thing

[@emeryexe]

“mystery meat, it was an accident” “actually no it was not” i don’t know why this had me dying keep up the great nearly always daily videos

[@aidreamers]

"Well this is awkward. It's now the second best Lewis statue in Stardew Valley." I'm living alone and I literally just laughed out loud at this XD

[@relt1369]

*sees title* "oh cool is he gonna be levelling up off of npc's somehow? *hears literally the first sentence* "oh..."

[@fanpet3912]

My mind yelled 'DON'T TOUCH HIM' when you grabbed Shane oh god I really am in too deep

[@digitaldrvgs]

Same tbh, Shane and Abby are my favorites, im Married to abby and we have 2 kids and I'm dating Shane X(

[@ultimonx9152]

Digital Goth your married to Abby and your having a affair with Shane????

[@pantheraviva]

me but with Harvey

[@foquitajeej2399]

@@digitaldrvgs Ew

[@digitaldrvgs]

@@foquitajeej2399 y'all act like there ain't people daring every dateable NPC

[@tommartenmark5786]

When you realise he didn’t take Leah because she’s the best girl

[@spyjonsachurin2101]

TomMartenMark Either that or she hid in the woods. Either way, she’s now escaping

[@ShatteredIce]

I was looking for this comment! I didn't see Leah in there.

[@daffan8788]

8:34

[@jackguhl8649]

Correct.

[@Xanthopathy]

Imagine dating used goods

[@lucid_walking9619]

The person who made this mod is a genius 😂

[@Rais-Codex]

And probs has a vore fetish

[@---xx2fi]

Look up bwdy on the stardew valley Nexus

[@predat11]

Based off motel hell interesting

[@almahbuby]

bwdy is a mad lad

[@hammidsetiawan]

Genius? This is cursed lol😂

[@guidojacobs2002]

This is...interesting, though I can only imagine some depraved modder making a compatibility mod to combine this with Animal Husbandry and Farmageddon to make Pam ham.

[@ConnerPlays360]

I guess you put the npc in the seed maker and make some npceeds.

[@unixerse297]

*Grinding up NPC's in Stardew Valley* Me: oh this looks like a interesting video whos it- *DangerouslyFunny* Me: oh

[@Cinnaschticks]

Same. XD

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Sookie first video I ever saw of his

[@dawsonglawe5810]

Abigail: Breathes. DF: "You're dead to me."

[@adqua]

I'm so glad the dog couldn't be transformed.

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

Same

[@revenantgaming2782]

but then i could have 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dogs

[@bubblesdarke5226]

Oh god, that was the best thing ever. And the npc reaction had me laughing so hard.

[@فتىالاوتاكوآسگٍيِ]

How You Put That Face On Your Name? Is It Premium or Something?

[@knox1392]

@@فتىالاوتاكوآسگٍيِ He's probably a member or something.

[@فتىالاوتاكوآسگٍيِ]

@@knox1392 Uh, oh. That's Sad.

[@knox1392]

@@فتىالاوتاكوآسگٍيِ Wdym it's "sad"?

[@NoraIconiq]

Looks at title: well this is gonna be hilariously morbid.

[@lolguy776]

Honestly this guy's voice is creepier than the farmer kidnapping, grinding, and burrying people

[@lesewing]

"You added Gus to the soup" Alright than.

[@RobbysLobbyHobbyGaming]

I don't think I've laughed so hard at such horror in a cute and friendly game.

[@Cringe89563]

Imagine seeing a explosion and you see a guy planting people.... Nothing wrong here

[@venturoes1912]

Shoulda dumped them in lava in that one floor in the mine smh.

[@venturoes1912]

you need a high ground however

[@wegipie3018]

Friends: what type of videos do you watch? Me: It’s complicated.

[@spacemalla]

"Doctor, can you explain this? Just kidding. *Y o u 'r e n e x t* "

[@ebonyivory2431]

"... Little did they know that I *live* in corrupted files." -DF 2019

[@SomeCleanTrash]

Local farmer repopulates civilians from small town and vores them

[@dreamingpichu2334]

Ah yes, my favorite Junji Ito story, how wonderful

[@alex-ve5py]

his character looked like mumps but was named df. fake mumps >:(

[@stampg3733]

ash probably because his mumps file is corrupted

[@alex-ve5py]

Shiny Coffin he made a new mumps a while back

[@AshzieWasTaken]

Its Knockoff Mumps.

[@dreamhollow]

By far one of the more interesting Stardew Valley videos I've found. "Put Harvey in the Seedmaker?" "Yes."

[@Aaron_Scissorhands]

Mumps, the Serial Killer of Pelican Town

[@artchic528]

I can see this altered into a cannibalism mod somehow. I can see it now. Alter the seed maker into a meat grinder. Putting people into them produces steak looking items called "mystery meat" with the description saying "Best tasting meat ever. Just don't reveal where it came from". There's also a few new recipe items as well so you can cook up the "mystery meat" into dishes to gift NPCs, or just give them the "mystery meat" as is. XD

[@sofiem1225]

artchic528 And new ppl wil constantly move into the Valley.

[@artchic528]

@@sofiem1225 Just call it the Hannibal Mod. XD

[@jennifercavenee7572]

@@artchic528 Personally, I'm leaning more toward the Fleet Street mod.

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

And they have all have unique responses

[@zoura_3025]

I mean, it's already a vore mod, basically.

[@Bubbliee0]

That tone and voice is honestly perfect for this *"Were gonna grind up NPCs and feed them to each other! :D"*

[@Mazon-]

This dark comedy is wonderful, had me chuckling throughout the whole video.

[@AnimalMother60]

Hmm some serious serial killer vibes to this one. That’s an idea! Put ‘em in a bowl with milk. Killer cereal vibes!

[@kendiillust9607]

I am terrified and impressed that the creator actually made dialogues when u do things to them WTH

[@sorkvild1473]

Dude do you know what that means? TOWN FULL OF PAMS! DO IT!!!!!

[@gabe.t2030]

as someone who married penny in my first run through, no

[@Celeste.Marina]

Your videos are becoming more and more sadistic and I love it.

[@jkrett2650]

*reads title* which type of grinding You never know with DF

[@Hidden_Fern]

My thoughts exactly

[@stampg3733]

Jkrett 24 true

[@sirturtle711]

The good type of course.

[@2cool4sans37]

MY MAN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!?!? *i have a dirty mind :(*

[@andwey8]

what kind of humans do you like? DF: YES

[@bengal4047]

Well-seasoned

[@tomathyaether]

"He doesn't wanna be touched by my meat stick thing...Alright sandy I know you do"

[@ginar2339]

I thought this was going to be leveling them up. I wasn't even close!

[@abbystevens7717]

"Don't worry, we'll turn you into a book" I screamed

[@nightzzmixx]

Definitely Jerma’s favorite mod

[@_lynnloo9988]

9:17 for the first time there’s emotion in his voice

[@Mang33444]

I love how innocent and excited you sound when you start the video..."Today we're gonna grind up NPC's and feed them to each other!!" Kills me everytime

[@Jmak4Life]

George can't jam the seed maker but he can sure jam the preserves jar lol

[@anikxx]

this is why the ape is concerned

[@jackkenseng2164]

One of the NPC's should have said "I don't mind." the whole time.

[@TankieBoi]

probably shane, the poor guy's practically suicidal until after his 6 heart event

[@littlespoonsebastian]

The fact that this is the first video I saw by you is the best first impression oof

[@Victor-gy6kl]

Him: throws evelyn into the river Elliott from the bridge: 👁️👄👁️

[@kitty6516]

Nobody: Stardew Valley Modders: What if we could grind PEOPLE?

[@spongegirl30]

this mod feels like it was custom-made for him, given how funny and horrifying it is xD

[@louiji391]

The answer we needed for a question we didn't deserve

[@annoyingkittycat6449]

“Today we are gonna grind up NPC’s and feed them to eachother” :) The most beautiful sentence ever said

[@kymmeez6085]

Jodi just said “You’re...”

[@zeeba3999]

Something tells me this mod was made with specifically DF in mind...

[@connorburbine2512]

For anyone wondering, if you slow down the text he skipped at 1:30, it just says "You're. .".\

[@caboverdecountryball]

I didnt slow i did perfect timing

[@heresmspaint]

7:16 should have put willy in the preserve jar. You can never have too much Willy jelly.

[@spinzit3819]

Honestly I really like your voice. To me it has a certain charm to it.

[@ashark8968]

I have never wanted to rip out my ears more

[@soggybread6663]

“Wait mr krabs that human trafficking”

[@sevenlantern9384]

I can't stop laughing in the middle of the night while watching this how can DF sounds so calm while doing such thing without bust out of laugh OMG I can't even breath

[@grey9422]

First, the prismatic shard turning into a sword, and now THIS. I am an idiot

[@MacaroniMonsterPhillips]

Df “I was worried the crows would eat them all “ the birds all over agam

[@colinchildress1251]

"It was an accident." Dark.

[@minicats884]

no wonder concerned ape is concerned