When You Miss a Session in D&D

What the hell happened last week?
Written & Directed by Elliot Owen Charles - @technotropism
Produced by Goldie Soetianto
Executive Producer: Goldie Soetianto - @vysanthe
Starring:
Paladin: Nick Barraclough - @nickbarra
Evandra: Eva Devore - @eva_devore
Antrius: Thomas Taufan - @forgeling
Nixie: Fall Cosplay - @fallcosplay
Orc: Zach Katzh
Greg: Dreaded GM
1st Assistant Director: Elliot Owen Charles
PA: Manul Japheth "MJ" Gunaratne
Director of Photography: Goldie Soetianto
B-Cam Operator: Andy Diep
Camera Assistant: Jubilee Chan
Stills Photography: Yixian Zhang - @crow_zoey
Sound Recordist: Martin Demian
Costume Designer: Laura Cagnacci
Additional Costume Design: Thomas Taufan
Standby Wardrobe: Maxine Mueller
SFX Make-up Artist: Jennifer Pryer
Editor: Elliot Owen Charles
Colourist: Goldie Soetianto
Visual Effects: Cameron Gregg
Music: Ned McPhie
Sound Design: Ned McPhie
Catering: Cafe Giulia
Chef: Stefan Stavropoulos
Logo: The Wonyo
Intro Sequence: Reuben Jurott
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[@LostCylon]

Looks like one of your party already had a fruitful relationship :p

[@somedude6161]

I hope we get another musical!

[@davea6314]

Would you Aussies please rid us Yanks of Don the Con Trump? If you do so we Yanks will call it even for saving your kangaroo asses from the Japs in WW2.

[@fanaticbogey]

The tea is possessed!!!!!!!!

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Nixie puppeting herself felt unnervingly real....damn good job Fall!

[@stevenweller9413]

Yeah, but YOU CAN’T KILL NIXIE!!!

[@maximedubois8861]

Yeah! I was amazed by the self puppeting too, it was incredibly well done.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

That just sounds wrong.

[@Shadowkey392]

@@stevenweller9413 YOU BASTARDS!

[@seal8900]

Greg*

[@hypocriticalrat3607]

I remember how i missed one game. "Nothing serious happened" my party members told me. So at one moment a sweet, innocent looking ten year girl walks in our mansion. And all my party members start to RUN. Like jumping out of windows, running in different rooms and barricading doors, shouting something along the line of "Don't get closer, i have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it, oh god, help me", one even started climbing through a chimney. And there i was, alone in the middle of the room, no idea what was happening. That girl said hello, gave me some letters and walk out. And no matter how hard i asked nobody told me who she was. To this day i have no clue what happened

[@iop313]

Lol

[@jozen1098]

What were the letters pertaining too?

[@andrewnewsome4277]

Relatable.

[@dragonriderabens9761]

sometimes, I wonder if this type of thing isn't done just to fuck with the person gone, and nothing actually happened

[@AquaticMessiah]

​@@jozen1098This, I need to know as well.

[@Kylar195]

Plottwist. In the last week, the paladin just got affected with a sleep spell, which let him dream a nightmare. The nightmare is this, what we see now.

[@Mokiefraggle]

Clearly, the sleep spell actually attracted a Nightmare (yes, the evil fiery horse thing), and it's now showing him this right before it eats his face, so that he doesn't suspect it's _going_ to eat his face.

[@alarkhar]

@@Mokiefraggle Eh, nightmares aren't that bad if you know how to deal with them. Once in a one shot my team was tossed into hell, and stranded in a swamp made of tar. We were sinking, and the ruler of the layer showed up - a huge demon lord riding a nightmare. It was pretty clear that, unless we did something, we were toast - so I did. My character, a tiny tibbit (a cat shapeshifter, who can switch between cat, catgirl and halfling forms) grabbed the nightmare's snout and kissed her. Not a tiny peck on the cheek, no - a full makeout session, tongues and all. The DM told us that we had the time to sink to the following layer, since the demon lord was incapacitated by laughter and the nightmare was just "Dafuq just happened?" So, as you can see, nightmares are manageable, as long as you do something they don't expect.

[@Mokiefraggle]

@@alarkhar I mean, I absolutely love Nightmares as a concept in D&D. Used to have a PC from an evil campaign, part of a dark order of lycanthropes and vampires, who at higher levels had a Nightmare for a mount and a pack of Shadow Mastiffs as his pets (he was a Ranger, a werewolf, and a generally murderous, sometimes cannibalistic madman...I miss playing him. But he was an NPC villain lieutenant later in our non-evil campaign, which was also cool). Nightmares are just epic-looking in that "straight off a metal album cover" kind of way that totally vibes for me. That said, I also find them annoying as heck when used in certain ways. Currently, one of our games has a level 5 party who were just beset by a Nightmare that kept us trapped in a bunch of layered dreams, Inception-style, in order to keep us from getting back to our commanding officer with a bunch of vital intel, and also as a way to make sure we'd never actually know what was going on, and actually find and kill it. Took a _lot_ more doing than I would've liked to get out of all that. Pretty sure our DM was taking the "nightmare" thing just a little too literally there...and the gag ran on for way too long to not get stale.

[@beez1717]

Awesome plot twist!

[@tarron3237]

Oh yeah, paladins and sleep spells, or drugs. A classic, whenever your group plans anything shady.

[@alba2162]

Basically they're all possessed Evandra got possessed with pacifism, Antrius by a baby, and nixie by Greg

[@francescopaolini4112]

*orc

[@nosysprat6170]

I think "being possessed by a baby" will be my favourite synonym for "being pregnant" from now on

[@JustwannaHaveFunGaming]

​@@nosysprat6170 *goes to a random pregnant lady* "aw are you possessed by a baby? when is it getting out?"

[@nosysprat6170]

@@JustwannaHaveFunGaming "when is your exorcism appointment?"

[@andrewnewsome4277]

This is too relatable. I don’t miss sessions often, but major character shifts always happen when I am gone.

[@camc5630]

Welcome to my world 🌎. Whenever I miss a session, major characters and events always shift too fast 💨

[@nephicus339]

I'm noticing a pattern.

[@summit881]

New Paladin fits right in and that was some fine acting from Greg. Great job, you all! ^^

[@egosdragonis6149]

I think he is a new Cleric

[@summit881]

@@egosdragonis6149 That would make sense as he ends the vid by screaming; classic Cleric move! xD

[@innocentbystander3317]

​@@egosdragonis6149 He wouldnt also be a garlic farmer, would he? A post-traumaticly stressed artificer? Baradun and the Diqkheads, no? Just askin.

[@m.j.9318]

​@@innocentbystander3317his acting here was really close to Adam i think, lol.

[@ВасильБезкоровайний-т5с]

Was gonna ask the same question, lol! Love Epic npc man.​@@innocentbystander3317

[@GuitarRocker2008]

That demon puppeting was literally some of the best acting I have literally ever seen!

[@fishkid1177]

_I missed a ton of sessions my first time playing, because I had joined a club late into the school year. They'd been trying to kill a cult leader for half a year, and he kept getting away. My first session, they were getting ready for another battle with him, and since I was new, we came up with the story that my character was just really quiet and didn't talk, so no one realized I was there. When it was my turn, I didn't know what to really do so I said "can I cut his head off with my axe??" and the DM said "ha, sure if you can roll a nat 20", and on my first ever dice roll in DnD I got a nat 20, walked up silently and chopped off the cult leaders head in a second that all of the other team members couldn't do for 6 months. It was great. I love DnD_

[@Mostlikelyanappollokid]

Ooo-

[@playalot1905]

That's like a plot to an overpowered quiet kid story I live for it

[@Armagilord123]

Having your charactor die just to have the body possessed to keep the charactor in the campaign is a hilarious idea

[@kjbionicle]

This is why the DM puts up with them. Seems like the three are the ones with the best attendance to sessions. XD Gotta give points for commitment♥

[@karlaoleinikoff3903]

I missed my session last week due to work commitments. The week before we were at a giants stronghold. They somehow managed to get back to Waterdeep, and got thrown in goal for bribery, theft and the threat of arson. One of them got taken by clerics and is apparently being experimented on because he’s a Returned.

[@probablythedm1669]

Well I hope they at least counted as scoring, having all been thrown in goal! 😂 Sorry, I just had too...

[@acelibrarian]

I send a "session without context" gif collection to the group text after every session. Those who were there laugh, those who weren't are usually "WHAT THE F HAPPENED???" 😂 But it has the added benefit of helping us remember what happened last month

[@eaglefan2569]

Deadass did this on Friday because two of our players missed the Shadowrun campaign so the three of us left had a "beach episode". I sent like 5 or 6 out of context vines and memes and that's all the two missing players are getting for context, the rest of us agreed to not share what happened 😂

[@thomasbecker9676]

Greg the garlic farmer is an eldritch god? It all makes sense now.

[@changsiah2]

Wrong series bro but it will be a lot cooler if they got

[@thomasbecker9676]

@@changsiah2 I'm fully aware that VLDL and Deestalker are different groups. I was making a joke, ffs.

[@innocentbystander3317]

Yeah, epic D&D crossover maaaaaaan!

[@omnisdeus498]

That’s what happens when you DARE to miss a session. The DM does everything in his power to make you regret it, one way or another.

[@aspwned]

so proud of the bard and orc, i hope they have a lovely family

[@kryllykomar6851]

This is my current predicament. Our bard missed the last session and the party has no idea how to break it to him that my character accidentally became a mobile sentient city that runs on blood sacrifices.

[@Nightshade24122]

what on earth......

[@kalezuki9231]

I want to know more...please share what kind of campaign this was and how the whole sentient city thing happened. Especially how does one "accidentally" become one?!

[@pyrokar1990]

Such a well-mannered Eldritch Spirit, that Greg. Would love this Pally to stay a bit longer... please don't scare him off too fast. Also - is it because Antrius is engaged and pregnant that he STILL didn't try to hit it with the Paladin?

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

Don't worry, he will. Who knows how long this relationship lasts? Evandra once got married to a dragon and now they are divorced. The work of an adventurer can ruin marriages, especially if we are talking about a charisma based one like Antrius. Btw it would be funny to see the paladin be in a relationship with our favourite cleric Vlytherin... or Zephyr. The second option would make Antrius more angry than anything I could think of!

[@jackdonovan6533]

does the setting have any laws against polygamy?

[@theyaden]

Let's face it an eldrick possibly demonic spirit is less likely to spook a Paladin than normal Nix.

[@itme626]

Me: "You know we'll probably have to go into that damned cave to figure out what's going on here" The party: "What? That's insane. You set foot in there and almost died why would we go in" Me: "I guess you're right. Tomorrow we find that damn merchant then" *One missed session later* Me: "So guys what did you do while I was unconscious?" Party: "We went into the cave. Almost died too" I was the party's main healer at that time by the way

[@thenecrodancer4833]

I remember when I missed a session. Apparently during the session I missed, the Dragonborn Fighter and another member of the party died, the both of them made a pact with the LITERAL embodiment of death in the world, and came back as undead warlocks.

[@heartofthewild680]

And this is why, if I ever have the chance to play DND campaign, I’m going to ask the DM to record each session, that way if I miss one, I can watch the recording and catch up on the events

[@dimwarlock]

DM: nah

[@nikofaershee4235]

Honestly the paladin being so dreamy but wholesome is perfect

[@IsDefinitelyHuman]

Nixie plays a pretty good, possessed, dead person. It's almost as if she wasn't even acting dead or possessed.

[@carbodude5414]

Next thing we know, Greg is actually Xaxgadoth

[@josephwilliams5292]

This not only what it’s like to miss *a* session, this is exactly the type of stuff that happens when *the paladin* misses a session

[@somedude6161]

From someone who was never into D&D, you guys are amazing. I'm not sure about that new D&D movie. I have a feeling I'll be sitting through the whole movie saying "Deerstalker could do better".

[@Rainbow_Butterfly]

The movie Is actually pretty fucking good. I did think a character's name was "dork" for majority of the movie... but still loved her. Lol

[@SquidKingSalazar]

The movie is great, definitely made by D&D fans for sure. It was made with a lot of love and it shows

[@dragonsieu76]

Deerstalker should make a movie. They are hilarious.

[@dr.antonius8350]

Thanks a lot! I kind of hope we get to see more of Greg later ^^

[@BronzeDragon133]

Possibly even all of Greg on OnlyFans.

[@innocentbystander3317]

​@@BronzeDragon133 Yeah, this is the thirsty simp you keep getting calls about, officer..

[@theretrodragonyope]

I love the dude's paladin costume.

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

Poor Paladin had like two shorts with this group and he's already broken. Vlytherin would be like "First time?". Seriously, I want to see that two babysitting the trio.

[@tarafauver2816]

Happened to me missed a session when I was sick and my characters home town got nuked , half the party was at each other’s throats and all his family line was slaughtered by the dude who resurrected him a month prior crazy shit

[@draccarius8599]

So real, that literally happened to me last week. Honestly I think that I'm the only one trying to keep the party alive, because every time I can't be in the session there is a tkp or almost a tpk.

[@gaelofariandel6747]

They kept a paladin for more than one session? New record.

[@sandronecromancer]

nixie's acting was a masterpiece👌

[@WatermelonOfDoom]

Now you see this is why I will miss any event or appointment to go to DnD

[@alexotlthegreat4450]

I could use more tea, I always can. Also, everyone say hi to Greg, he seems really pleasant!

[@GBZOholika81]

His "screaming" at the End really had me laughing

[@nyxie2877]

“Nixie died” straight up thought he was talking about me for a second there

[@AutumnWoodham]

Hi Greg

[@mimeotaur3732]

Reminds me of when I missed a week and the entire party had a emotional heart to heart bonding session around a campfire

[@Tairai_Daos]

I missed a week, and came back to find my character was held prisoner by someone called Mudbone.

[@casbot71]

"Well, we all got another four levels of XP and now you're effectively baggage".

[@SammywiseG]

Made me think of something I read years ago. "Wait. You mean to tell me my fighter with 1 HP left went into the lair of the vampire lich king alone armed only with a dagger?" Bob missed a session...

[@godgaster2733]

I remember when someone missed a session we ended up sending a huge chunk of the world into the Astral Plane and had the person who missed the session was the only one to servive

[@Maninawig]

I actually had a session like that. Turned out it was a case of ending lass session with Mass Suggestion.

[@melonman6522]

Character growth, mpreg and well, Nixie's situation was pretty well summarized already.

[@cameronbartlett856]

Greg seems like a nice thing.

[@mk-ultraviolence1760]

Nixie has been possessed by Greg the Garlic Farmer.

[@brittlediamond]

I'm someone who very, very rarely misses a session, I only miss a session if something really serious happen, like when I had surgery done. The first time I ever missed a D&D 5e session - literally around 8 months ago - was to go to a date with my gf, it was the first time we were meeting irl. In the middle of the date, my phone starts going off with discord notifications. It's my DM and the other players pinging me and screaming in all caps "TOTAL PARTY KILL!" next session I find out that my character was the only one to survive, not only because the DM didn't want to kill a character from someone who wasn't there, but also because she was being absurdly lucky and no one was able to hit her and she was passing all the saves. Which was very ironic, my character was a depressive battlemaster fighter who wanted to die in battle to join her wife in the afterlife. She got her wish a few sessions later after infiltrating a kobold cult and taking on over 20 kobolds and one lvl 10 caster mage by herself (she was lvl 6), she still exterminated almost all the kobolds before the mage got her.

[@probablythedm1669]

I don't know if I should congratulate you or offer my condolences... How about both? Congratulations, I hope the meet went well and your character death was satisfying, and also my condolances on the TPK. 🤓

[@otakukaku]

I understand the pain. I once had a halfling warlord that dropped to 0 hp in EVERY encounter. At the end of the campaign, he was a bit of a death-seeker (long story). Before the final session of the campaign, I privately went up to the DM and told him that I wanted my character to finally fall permanently in battle to finish off his arc. So, as we enter the BBEG's lair, I rush forward to attack the BBEG and find my death... only to have the BBEG miss every attack or my character to pass every save. We did open rolls, so there was no fudging; the Dice Gods legitimately did not want my character to die. So, my character did not die in the campaign but did live on as a legend in my group...

[@brittlediamond]

@@otakukaku well, living on as a legend sounds pretty epic too dhjafjajxkac

[@brittlediamond]

@@probablythedm1669 oh it was fine, every battle she won she'd complain "that was too easy" even if she was at very low HP, cuz a battle was only worth fighting for her if she died in the end. So a last-one-woman standing against an army of Kobold and a lvl 10 caster, and still killing most of them, fighting without retreat until the very end, was acceptable in her book cjjsjcsjxsk

[@skelybrinegaming8497]

I once missed one of the most important sessions of our campaign and am now confuzzled

[@eideanbotha8655]

One member had to leave a session early. He rejoined next week to "nothing major happened". We were stripped of our rank, evading hired hitmen, had a new pact with an old god, and one of our party got kidnapped by a cartel. It was great fun seeing him try to catch up. XD

[@GoddessCynthia]

i once missed a single session in D&D and then they killed my character’s bandit father

[@WaryObserver]

This is so accurate to my PnP group I am in.

[@damond4346]

i used to dm a campaign where, whenever someone was gone, we would keep playing like normal except at the end, it turns out what happened was just the other characters on an acid trip so none of it actually ever happened.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

I'm so pleased that Antrius is out here being a pregnant guy, honestly love that lil bit of rep, joke or not, it's sweet ♡ Thank you guys, you're funny as hell

[@valkoharja]

Poor Nixie.

[@Drache1571k]

Shoutout to Nixie for this perfomance.

[@dj_kringo]

One of my players missed pretty much an entire zone, and came back halfway through the dungeon. What he missed was the death of that nation’s king, the recruitment of FIVE NPCs to the party, a large scale betrayal, a massive fire, and a fight against three of the bosses, which in the last one, one of the players was literally transported to another PLANET as part of the boss attack, AND one of the NPC party members did 80 damage, over half the boss’ health, in a single turn. He reappeared falling out of a box in the third boss room while the party was still looting, and never was told out of character what happened. All he knows is what his character learned

[@Carbadonia]

One of our group has an annoyingly disruptive work schedule to his participation, so this is what happens but to the extreme, he missed like 3 or 4 sessions before he could join us and in that time: we traversed a jungle, fought a titanoboa, the sorcerer almost got stolen away by a sauropod, I tried stealing a solid gold idol that was clearly a religious offering, then we all (minus the sneaky rogue) got captured by a city of Aztec halflings that rode raptors, then we fought a giant gorilla in a death by combat scenario, killed the gorilla Harambe style and escaped into the city to run towards the temple that had the artifact we needed, sorcerer killed 100 people with a single lightning bolt spell. and we reached the safety of the temple because the tribe's people refused to chase us past the boundary.... That's the span of like 3 sessions.

[@R3P1AY618]

I remember when I missed a single campaign and and we found a single wolf and all of my party immediately ran away screaming, and I one shot it, they had told me that when I was gone they all got mauled by a pack of wolves and barely survived,

[@lexiemusic1]

100% accurate. Im the note taker in our group too, so when I miss NO ONE knows what happened

[@DavidCruickshank]

I love Evandra's new posh accent. The way she said "eldritch" was amazing

[@Echotracers]

Aww nice! I hope we get to see more from Greg.

[@hyperbiscuit2284]

Now imagine trying to explain what happened to someone who had been absent for well over a month.

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

Greg, it's one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen

[@warrenwoodhouse]

The screaming at the end is exactly how I feel when I don’t have any tea, even for a day or an hour!!

[@_Gondor44_]

I remember I missed a session and the following day I asked my friend what had happened and he said “we hurled a dragon through hell.”

[@frikuz7810]

That's why in my group we write reports, so we don't forget critical info as well as inform whoever can't come

[@FruitBatsLyra]

"More tea" is exactly what he needs to catch up with all that went on! 😂

[@_bouldering_3688]

Damn, the quality... You have great cosplay costumes, probably an amazing camera, sond effects, background music, nature around you and probably much more stuff I missed... And your acting is great. I won't even begin to talk about those plots

[@benry007]

This used to happen to me in an old group. If I wasn't there they would make the worst decisions imaginable and someone would usually die.

[@reechild3699]

This feels like an attack, I miss one week then suddenly we’re fighting a leviathan

[@Joshua-bb7hj]

When the one holding the party together isn't there for a single session and everything fucks up

[@davidteh3807]

Notes ! People ! Notes ! Is real life save point to everyone 😂

[@omdeschenes]

That man is gonna need the entire teapot of calming tea.

[@ryanpratt6993]

Kinda want to see a session with this party: Evandra the Bard of the College of Tea Making, Greg, a Reborn Sorcerer and Unnamed Paladin 2 (the bard retires from the party, and possibly brings in a new character)

[@TheN7Sarge]

We had one of our guys miss a week. Ended up giving a goblin Stockholm syndrome and making it join the party. The same party member missed the next week, so we went into the goblins home (a ruined castle) proseeded to kill several goblins, and our barbarian killed the chiefton in single combat, effectively making us the new warlords of a band of 10 goblins, a tiny kobold whom we've been training into a second barbarian and a Grick. I can't wait to see them all help us in some final arc where we need an army for some reason lol

[@Ma11Nas1y]

That is an AMAZING way to handle an early death. Im going to have to implement that in my campaigns

[@ExhiledGod2]

*Cleric begins to pursue Chronomancy*

[@PeriwinkleFairywinkle]

I’ve always wanted to play dnd, this is just making me wanna do it even more!

[@AkaiAzul]

If this is a normal session, I wonder what an unusual session for them is like.

[@CantBeatWaffle]

All Eldritch spirits named Greg rise up for we are many

[@TheGreenDeity]

As a person who had DND yesterday but wasn’t able to show up due to being sick, I can confirm

[@AlyssaNguyen]

Reminds me of when Worf offered chamomile tea to his colleague.

[@head-clanka69]

Nixes ragdoll killed me

[@coreylemon]

This is literally a 1:1 analog of growing up. You stop paying attention to your friends and all of a sudden people are moving on to better jobs than you, getting married and having kids, and getting their corpses posessed by the unholy machinations of the darkest abyss. Art imitating life lol

[@5Demona5]

And this is why my party prefers to postpone

[@hellotheregeneralkonobi4010]

I CALLED IT the second he said "what did I miss" I said "oh nothing jess died and Tom got a dragon pregnant"

[@notyouraveragelemon6128]

I was once 30 minutes late to the start of a session 1 & the patty had already destroyed the whole campaign. absolutely legendary

[@boltgamr1029]

I feel this in my soul. One session was a really tough fight, 2 out of 6 of the PCs died fighting a horde of ghouls, so the players created new ones and they were introduced the next week. Except I was away that week. Over the course of the session I was absent, they somehow finished clearing out the farmhouse and barn, went back to town, met the new characters, heard about a jungle drake, went off and killed it, chopped its head off, preserved it, and arrived at a city that takes 3 in-game days to travel to. In one session. 4 hours tops. Our most productive session when I was there was probably an hour of rp, two hours of combat, half an hour of looking up rules, and a 15 minute break.

[@RamenTheCrackHead]

LOL two of our poor players missed a session for DND and in that time frame we went from being on a pirate ship heading towards a whirl pool to- 1 person befriending and riding a dragon after having a mental breakdown and declaring to kill anyone who gets in the way of him finding his friends. 1 person being chased down by a King Kong sized gorilla who’s house is made of human skulls, and 2 are being dangled over a pit of basilisks as a ritualistic sacrifice being performed by lizard people who murdered everyone on the island and took over.

[@fluffykitten077]

"Our paladin seems to have a sudden bout of time traveller madness!"

[@an_anxiety_ridden_pigeon]

One of my favorite excuses for a player not being at a session was that, in the previous session, everybody kept stealing one character's kills in the fights, so next time, that character just pouted the whole time and thus didn't contribute to the session

[@annabagley5996]

Yah. In the last session one of our campaign members wasn't in so we did a side quest and during the side quest him and another member got mind controlled by a giant rat. So our plan was to grab our companions and get out. My brother grabbed the other guy and got out just fine. But this man. HE KEPT ESCAPING MY GRAPPLE! This went on for several turns until eventually the giant rat was dead. I told them that at the beginning of the next session, I was slap the shit out of him, and his reaction is going to be priceless! 😂

[@brandonpeterson3434]

This is why you never miss a week

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Greg is probably more peaceful than Nixie. And the one time they behave around a paladin, but the weird campaign does it instead

[@ShalntBeKillStreak]

I miss one week and this is what I feel like happens every time xD

[@LittleBlueAngelDuck]

Now we know why no Paladin stays long in this group.

[@KittenBooBoo]

Our healer missed one session and the rest of us got kidnapped by a cult.

[@SoloRenegade]

Nixie needs her own movie

[@overworkedgilgamesh]

Greg needs his own movie* there, fixed it for you.

[@SoloRenegade]

@@overworkedgilgamesh nope, you ruined it

[@Acaerwen]

Missing a dnd session for my group is more like missing 2 hours of adventuring and 5 hours of discussing cool features, homebrew or rule interpretations

[@ladystarfire]

This is LITERALLY what happened when I missed the first session of a new campaign because I was out with my family. One time I wasn’t there and they started a QUIZ TELEVISION SHOW