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@mike.60924 жыл бұрын
I wish I could be the first person to have spaceX
@FraserConnell4 жыл бұрын
Very good joke
@undeniablySomeGuy4 жыл бұрын
_welcome to spaceXXX_
@CadanL3 жыл бұрын
oh he did that on purpose- the Tesla models are: S 3 X Y
@MediumDon3 жыл бұрын
I know this is old but this comment was so funny I made a new laughing sound that I never made before. It sounded like schdgejchjcghhjhj
@eliontheinternet32982 жыл бұрын
@@CadanL oh my god how did I not notice
@savecharlie6 жыл бұрын
In space, no one can hear you cream.
@transbombsquad6 жыл бұрын
SaveNoah ohmygidhd
@VelvetUnderground76 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, that’s funny
@heather195155 жыл бұрын
Oooooooh
@cottontaelle58635 жыл бұрын
this is a good joke!!!!! greatjob
@heizo42965 жыл бұрын
L o r d
@SwitcherooU5 жыл бұрын
I love that while Griffin and Justin are grossed out by any intersection of "dad" and "sex," Travis seems to revel in it.
@RileyIsntDead4 жыл бұрын
He lives for their agony.
@Sip_Dhit4 жыл бұрын
This, also TAZ petals to the metal episode 1
@garfieldbrooks3 жыл бұрын
trav is a sexpert after all
@livendus3 жыл бұрын
@@garfieldbrooks he says that but have you ever seen a degree on his wall?
@masongoser56273 жыл бұрын
I also love how they're both grossed out and both immediately go to "I can do it" " yeah do it"
@digitalwanderer68096 жыл бұрын
This man wrote the balance arc.
@theguywhotries28995 жыл бұрын
The same man who said "when you nut in space, it push you backwards" wrote a story that changed my life.
@TehConqueror5 жыл бұрын
@@theguywhotries2899 Who?
@jebrulio5 жыл бұрын
@@TehConqueror Griffin McElroy, the one with the glasses and no beard
@SpookyDeerArt5 жыл бұрын
different entities inhabit the same corporeal form
@adrianhanson94994 жыл бұрын
Digital Wanderer just got this to 1000 likes bbyyyy
@12345678abracadabra5 жыл бұрын
Astronut
@extrapressure51464 жыл бұрын
fuck you too easy
@c4shguy2244 жыл бұрын
cosmonut
@fuckwit1073 жыл бұрын
I like how it's "when" you nut in space, not "if" you nut in space.
@gretaburton83713 жыл бұрын
Everyone does at some point
@superspiffychef19232 жыл бұрын
You're going to be up there for a long time...
@rosini1122 жыл бұрын
It has already been decided for you
@cierras10876 жыл бұрын
They would have to tell.........Houston?
@blimpusfrobo31866 жыл бұрын
Kidd Husky No! Don’t tell them that!
@swordude405 жыл бұрын
1:17
@emilysmith29652 жыл бұрын
tbf your biotelemetry readings would go crazy… NASA would definitely know
@RatKingShriggy6 жыл бұрын
when he did an impression of his dad it actually sounded like him, it was very bad, very bad to hear that griffin griffin why did you do this
@cthrugrl6 жыл бұрын
I started falling asleep during this bit when I first listened to this episode and I thought I was having a stroke
@tonquothegreat5 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *finger guns*
@HPDDJ6 жыл бұрын
Why do we nut, Master Bruce?
@Justpastawesome6 жыл бұрын
So we can learn to push ourselves backward.
@jburtson6 жыл бұрын
God, that killed me.
@cheesewizard39656 жыл бұрын
Just to suffer?
@lukesguywalker6 жыл бұрын
are you gonna... copulate? WWewewewewe
@pytryp6 жыл бұрын
Niel DeGrasse Tyson confirmed this in one of his recent tweets. unfortunately... . . it do push you backwards.
@nibsthefroggirl82055 жыл бұрын
"Unfortunately"
@runninggeese5 жыл бұрын
i think you mean fortunately MY GOOD MAN
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick4 жыл бұрын
Skyler Houghtaling Yeah, well I can imagine Neil DeGrasse Sexual Misconduct Allegations Tyson would know a thing or two about sex as it relates to space.
@Hambonehoven4 жыл бұрын
You don’t think it be like that, but it do.
@adipocere33404 жыл бұрын
Damn
@Technocolor005 жыл бұрын
Good news everyone, some small animals have gotten nasty in space and a few have even completed their whole life cycle up there, namely nematodes which from the about 10 mins of googling I did tells me I think were the first animals to actually mate successfully in space. Humans aren't aloud to though and astronauts are monitored constantly so theres no sneaking off for a quicky. However there WAS one time when the crew of Skylab in protest to heavy amounts of work demand shut off communication for a day to have a break. So MAYBE though its extremely unlikely.
@FraserConnell5 жыл бұрын
Skylab fuuuuuuuucked
@thevampirefrog064 жыл бұрын
Also worth noting that the married couple who went up had to pretend they weren't in a relationship until it was too late to replace them, NASA wouldn't have sent them both up simultaneously if anyone had found out beforehand.
@alansmithee4194 жыл бұрын
@@thevampirefrog06 background checks? What are those?
@tabithak.99234 жыл бұрын
That fucking sucks, let astronauts fuck!!!!
@SamGlaze4 жыл бұрын
This is conclusive proof that NASA knows humans fucking in space would create super powered alien babies and they’re trying to suppress it.
@JulesJuno7373 жыл бұрын
"Nvm totally flaccid here" Fraser that sequence was your own special touch and I enjoyed your comedic garnish ty ty.
@beverage73353 жыл бұрын
I have an actual answer for this!!! I used to live near Nasa growing up, so sometimes my grandpa would take me there and I would meet the various astronauts and stuff. Well I visited home a year ago and for nostalgia we went to Nasa with my little cousin, there I met Astronaut John Herrington, he was wearing astronaut socks and tie dye crocs. Specifying his socks and crocs is not important to answering whether you can nut in space but I felt like it was crucial to set the tone of the story. We decided to watch him do a presentation there, and at one point he said that 3 people could ask questions, 2 people asked questions before me so I was the 3rd and last question. Keep in mind, the 2 people before had asked some pretty deep questions like "how did going to space change your faith" and stuff, which is nice and all but who ACTUALLY cares about that? What I wanted to know was the very question I KNOW we were all thinking so I jumped the gun and raised my hand to ask him, and I quote "I know there is no gravity in space so how do you, uh... excrete waste up there?" To which he responded "you don't know how long I have been waiting for someone to ask that question." And the way he explained it to me is that because there is no gravity, you need gravity both to pee and poop, so they have a machine that you either shove up your butt or over/into your junk and it just sorta- sucks it out. So to answer the question, you cannot ejaculate in space without... assistance.
@KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын
that's... definitely not right. shit and piss and cum are ejected via muscular action, and I mean we've all seen that shit defy gravity. We all painted the ceiling white as teens, and we all saw Tubgirl. and obviously everybody who sired a son has taken a faceful of baby weewee during a diaper change. no, the problem is that without gravity, there's no good way to _collect_ your waste. That's why yeah astronauts use special suckysucky tubes. basically a reverse cpap situation.
@MoonShadowWolfe2 жыл бұрын
Well, we don't need space age technology to apply that to at least one sexual act, but mutually stimulating acts are pretty much out. Excluding the nicest number, of course.
@TheNubrozaref Жыл бұрын
So, that's true for waste, but not at all true for ejaculation. I mean think about it from the perspective of of physics. Balls are situated below the shaft they come out of. The shaft can be sticking up and still launch semen on earth. Either way there has to be a pumping mechanism in order to lift the semen up to the penis itself against gravity. That pumping doesn't stop working just because of zero g. Now, it still might be useful to do cleanup duty with the machine to prevent residual semen from getting stuck in the urethra, but that's just cleanup and not essential. You can 100% ejaculate in space and 100% it would push you backwards
@4rumani Жыл бұрын
that's not true for either of those, you can poop and pee unassisted by gravity, that machine just helps to get it contained immediately you're recollecting this wrong or lying and they absolutely do not shove something up their asses edit: a simple google search reveals what the iss toilet looks like for example: it's a regularish looking toilet with some good handles what exactly are you saying they shove up there? it's not like when pee comes out you're merely opening a tap at the bottom of a container, you're actively getting it out of the bladder (fact: you can pee upside down) the same goes for poop, you can get BOTH #1 and #2 out of your body with gravity, against gravity or without gravity
@akosv96 Жыл бұрын
For peeing it's similar to a funnel with a bit of vacuum making wind to force the droplets to float inwards the tube. There's no need for trauma inducing penis probes. You definitely can ejaculate and pee as it is a result of muscle movement forcing liquids out. It would just spray linearly to the other end of the room which is quite funny to think about. This means you can actually aim it like a gun and point it at a woman at a distance. Consentually tho ofc
@dustbunny63813 жыл бұрын
"Really nerdy scientist" voice griffin sounds like Griffin McElroy doing a bad impression of Griffin McElroy
@indridmothman61783 жыл бұрын
Griffin’s impression of Clint obviously isn’t perfect, but that first ‘well uh-‘ just freaks me out cuz it’s so completely accurate
@shinydino6 жыл бұрын
I mean, according to the conservation of momentum, it should push you back on Earth too. Not by a noticeable amount since your body as a whole will have a lot more mass (and thus greater inertia) than your seed, but technically speaking… When you nut it push you backwards
@emrysisscreaming37126 жыл бұрын
jesus h christ
@shinydino6 жыл бұрын
emrys is screaming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@tmtmtl30896 жыл бұрын
technically speaking, the amount of inertia that you have is almost the same whether or not you're on earth or on the ISS. it's likely that nutting in space wouldn't really push you backwards that much.
@joelmattsson93535 жыл бұрын
tmtmtl30 true, but what keeps us from getting pushed backwards here on earth isnt our inertia, it's friction, which is negligible when floating in space.
@shinydino5 жыл бұрын
Joel Mattsson whoops you’re right
@tyrannosaurusrex12085 жыл бұрын
Lucas Miller voice to THB: well guys if you nut in space...it-it push you backwards Taako Taaco, already making eyes at the walking hunk of pink tourmaline that he threatened to tentacle: ya dont say
@greyson8636 жыл бұрын
Are you gonna mmmmmmm copulate?
@burningfishsticks6 жыл бұрын
Greyson *deflating balloon*
@Bi_scotti_56 жыл бұрын
Ooooo weeweeweeweeweewee
@MikeAsbestos5 жыл бұрын
1:58 I'm pretty sure Justin said "Space Jam" right as Griffin jumped in, and it's tragic that he didn't get to land that one
@jesseybarra34085 жыл бұрын
I swear every time that is said in the video I read a comment the exact same time
@0BucketMask04 жыл бұрын
The "nerdy scientist" take was fantastic, I love Griffin so much
@amberlee45366 жыл бұрын
That was kind of terrifyingly spot on because good impersonation and also Dad McElroy would probably say that. Calmly.
@CassReidIsSomeone6 жыл бұрын
Some nice subliminal messaging at 2:20-2:27 XD
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I don't know what you mean!! 🤔🤔😂
@docyukiohattori4 жыл бұрын
"Why do we nut, Mashter Bruche? So we can be pushed backwardsh"
@kyrridas15736 жыл бұрын
next time Clint is at a con for Adventure Zone or something, someone _really_ needs to get him to say "when you nut, it push you backward"
@tentavision50192 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, I failed you
@MakoWoman6 жыл бұрын
I love your Clint design, thank u for this good good animation
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!! :D
@That_Ozian6 жыл бұрын
I WAS AFRAID FOR CLINT
@raebaer85803 жыл бұрын
is anyone else in love with the way Griffin described amab people?
@gayplasma4 жыл бұрын
When I was little I had a friend named Houston so I thought Houston was just one guy with a really good walkie talkie.
@genericname87274 жыл бұрын
I thought Houston was one person for far too long. I thought they were the head at NASA or something. I didn’t know anybody named Houston. Thought it was a pretty unique name
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
I wonder what's the equivalent of "Houston we have a problem" for Russia?
@emilysmith29652 жыл бұрын
“Moscow. NYET”
@funky26706 жыл бұрын
AAAAAA THAT CLINT IMPRESSION WAS SO DEAD ON
@RappinPicard6 жыл бұрын
I did the space math because I know rocket science. If you nut, it push you backwards by half a millimeter per second.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick4 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Smith This combined with your profile picture makes you the most interesting rocket scientist I’ve met.
@dearestgecko80043 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice the profile picture there and it amuses me how prevalent homestuck still is
@Scufflegrit Жыл бұрын
But if you nut enough you get to light speed eventually, right?
@FinetalPies6 жыл бұрын
xkcd has literally calculated how much it push you backward
@weetdirt6 жыл бұрын
SMBC
@PandaXs16 жыл бұрын
how much tho
@Hellforce9316 жыл бұрын
this much kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnm7qWt3oqeqjsk
@PandaXs16 жыл бұрын
FUCK
@manukahonei6 жыл бұрын
Hellforce931 I haTE YOU WHHHY
@ruler_riley16876 жыл бұрын
Griffin's impression of Clint shook me
@spamreciever42083 жыл бұрын
Griffin: "When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy." Also Griffin:
@LightOfHands4 жыл бұрын
That transition to sounding 100% like Clint was mind blowing
@LAMProductions996 жыл бұрын
Justin kinda looks like a Waddle Dee
@USBmi5 жыл бұрын
why would you say something so controversial yet so true
@galaxygal12105 жыл бұрын
Because that’s how he looks irl
@beckyfal5 жыл бұрын
GRIFFIN’S CLINT VOICE
@Epinardscaramel6 жыл бұрын
I want to be the first to ride a horse in space!
@K4TH7D4V1S6 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Clint!!!!!
@RainbowDj74 жыл бұрын
Okay but I felt real terror spread through my body with the impression of Clint. Their dad might as well have been there
@ghostofrhys6 жыл бұрын
I listen to their podcasts so often that I was also shocked at how much Griffin sounded like Clint when he did that voice
@cranomsha20335 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the macelroy brothers improv skills and comedic timing for a second? It's usually always on point but this episode, when they made Griffin to refrain the phrase in different characters... I just really appreciate their talent and Fraser's ability to bring it to life with his animations
@evelynt95825 жыл бұрын
my battery was at 69% while I was watching this, just thought I should mention
@snipelfritz6 жыл бұрын
I imagine it would actually kinda make you rotate on your center of gravity.
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
Yo where is your center of gravity if there's no gravity
@jasonwalker40036 жыл бұрын
Fraser Connell perhaps center of mass? That sounds reasonable to me
@snipelfritz6 жыл бұрын
Fraser Connell in your heart
@briana98546 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness your face would meet the stream.
@snipelfritz6 жыл бұрын
Brian A oh my goodness indeed
@thevoidcritter6 жыл бұрын
the WEE WEE WEE WEE part made my day
@Mr-Bop3 жыл бұрын
I have listened to nearly 400 episodes of this podcast because of this clip. I'm almost at the episodes this is from.
@vitaminpwn6 жыл бұрын
Yes this was a great bit! Thanks for making this, great job 👋👋
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching dude :) always appreciate it 😊
@SamRaycraft6 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody made one for this. Bless you.
@jccummins81736 жыл бұрын
When I listened to this episode, I knew you going to animate this
@noemiemaurice55515 жыл бұрын
The giant "UNLESS EVERYBODY'S NASTY" I want it. On a sign, a mug, a shirt, a n y t h i n g
@Thiefree6 жыл бұрын
caught your subliminal messaging, but you got the like 👍
@MrGhozt2 жыл бұрын
Sperm 1: Can't wait to be my country's president in the future! Sperm 2: We're already astronauts
@sjordan93553 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the full team of female astronauts that they cobbled together under the idea that they WOULDNT have sex in space.... which means they DEFINITELY have a problem with the astronauts well...You know~
@chameleonfoot6 жыл бұрын
I was literally looking for this clip yesterday! Glad to have it where I can listen on repeat for like 20 minutes.
@lr-6 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to do something with the recent “Five Blades” bit, it made me fully laugh out loud (which I do not do often)
@scoutmask6 жыл бұрын
Omg I love these videos hahaaaaa
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Haha
@thatoneKatherine6 жыл бұрын
I’m so curious: do you use after effects for these? They always look so great!
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
Okay this is actually pretty funny :p I only started using after effects about 3 weeks ago (first video used for it was Gatorade Weak) I have premiere pro since the start of January (first video using it was Origin of Candlelights) I started off using iMovie, and made all my most successful videos with it (Are you there Todd and Sleep Warrior Justin)
@thatoneKatherine6 жыл бұрын
+Fraser Connell That’s awesome! Especially impressive that you made the older ones look so good without after effects! One day I hope to edit that well!
@chucksputum6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit for a hot fucking second I could've believed Clint was actually there. The "well uh" startled me so bad
@nuclearlo0ve6 жыл бұрын
Thank you. This bit made me lol.
@fpcooper956 жыл бұрын
This was a transcendent bit, thank you
@Rilatwoma6 жыл бұрын
I was trying so hard not to look like a lunatic at work when I was listening to this part I was laughing so much
@bee4590 Жыл бұрын
this just made me realize that like. say the crew in space wanted to have an orgy... who's stopping them? what's stopping them? the answer is nothing. like what's ground control going to do about it? 'you're fired, we're writing you up, etc' okay well theyre already up there and you kinda need them, so... take back your power astronauts, who's stopping you from gettin nasty once youre up there? no one
@robinsparrow16186 жыл бұрын
pretty sure there are regulations against space sex. mostly for ethical reasons regarding space pregnancies, i think?
@Crusader8206 жыл бұрын
I want my child to be a Newtype, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
@robinsparrow16186 жыл бұрын
Crusader820 I'm calling the space cops!
@FraserConnell6 жыл бұрын
I'm space abstinent till I die!
@PandaXs16 жыл бұрын
ugh no don't tell me you're one of those space incels
@ZazzilasArden6 жыл бұрын
Cajer 1618 What about sex that doesn't produce babies?
@MsDianagentaToYou2 жыл бұрын
The Clint read killed me...
@lonelyforestfae5 жыл бұрын
My friend. Won't stop. Freaking. Quoting. This. Help me.
@jb4evrnckj5 жыл бұрын
the blank in space bit was really good on your end kagnkado
@specsa.14263 жыл бұрын
Blessed bit, blessed animation
@Jupiterninja956 жыл бұрын
I love this!! My only problem is the misspelling of Rubik's cube but that's just a pet peeve of mine
@JeremyClarksonRealest Жыл бұрын
technically if you're stuck in space you can use your own nut as propeller and go back to the station
@ottersintuxedos49813 жыл бұрын
everytime i watch this im not prepared for the perfect clint mcelroy impression at the end
@tastytetrahedron29762 жыл бұрын
Fantastic
@chrisx2136 жыл бұрын
Truly a beautiful thing
@noahcarver17073 жыл бұрын
"first person to _edit this video_ in space" nice one!
@lv.20733 жыл бұрын
0:19 I love that you can hear Griffin thinking of an appropriate word to say here
@brendanshopland7065 жыл бұрын
These lads are hilarious
@anemonemilyyy9 ай бұрын
history repeats itself 😌 hello everyone from the latest d20 adventuring party
@Blasted2Oblivion3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck...the Clint impression was great.
@cromslum41006 жыл бұрын
3:48 Lucas Miller
@alexw.70972 жыл бұрын
“I can do one as our Dad” NOOOOO
@Ningy9095 жыл бұрын
Me, screaming: Y'all I love you but sex is banned from space
@999murimdumplings6 жыл бұрын
I cant believe they got Lucas to say that line aha
@Mr00dark6 жыл бұрын
NEVER MIND TOTALLY FLACCID XD
@thevoidlord17964 жыл бұрын
it's worth pointing out he never specifies "in space."
@ignaciogmartinho3 жыл бұрын
THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
@arakhneia6 жыл бұрын
i was thrust so far past the point of mere laughter that i shit my pants and cried for 10 minutes
@ej732236 жыл бұрын
Ragin' Contagion ...thrust.
@Kittyapoc6 жыл бұрын
Kirby Justin is the best Justin
@pickles92094 жыл бұрын
he sounded so much like his dad
@wunderful13554 жыл бұрын
This Is The Man Who Wrote The Balance Arc
@docyukiohattori5 жыл бұрын
i remember this like it was yesterday
@chupenot6 жыл бұрын
CLINT!!!!he looks so good
@Aurora-kt1co6 жыл бұрын
Nice Pink Guy impersonation, Griffy
@theonionassassins9825 жыл бұрын
I want to float. I wanna float. I wanna know what it’s like to sleep while floating
@dokidelta11754 жыл бұрын
My Dad came in my room while he said that and was just so confused.
@alansmithee4194 жыл бұрын
2:07 It's zoidberg's French cousin.
@notsure19694 жыл бұрын
I feel like for some reason I was contractually obligated to click on this and then subscribe.
@partlyironic3 жыл бұрын
Ok so what PROMPTED THIS? I have been a MBMBAM fan for YEARS and I still do not know what prompted this.
@popelickmonster4 жыл бұрын
the way my phones cracked it gave justin a :L face
@todorokishoto30584 жыл бұрын
“Aw yeah, return of the astro-nut”
@charcoalsdestiny3 жыл бұрын
The nerdy scientist immediately made me think of Lucas