When you pickpocket but don't take anything

[@Graenolf]

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[@BryceEdwardBrown]

Graenolf's biggest crime was taking that sweet hat from that poor npc

[@insaincaldo]

*Returning it.

[@bigcheese1061]

The title says he didn’t, and I didn’t see him take it

[@Selur91]

Can you blame him tho? The npc was cute as heck, have you seen those blue eyes?

[@alexanderstilianov]

You've modded a new character model into your game. I'm impressed.

[@mohamedalahmadani5174]

My first thought too 😂

[@DrkdragonNetwork]

fully voiced too. great work

[@shinakazami1]

THE "GUARDS" REPEATED I CAN'T 😭I adore your sketches sm

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@#JohnnyDeppIsRacist L + Get a Hobby

[@ClowncoreisCool]

I keep replaying 0:26 lmao

[@Cheezify]

“take ur hands out my trousers” “its not a big deal”

[@KingNedya]

I think I would've preferred not to have been made aware of this association.

[@JargonMadjin]

"What are you doing step-Thane?" I'm so sorry for making this joke

[@Cheezify]

it really isnt a big deal. i do this daily at the daycare with babi-

[@wiiu7640]

2:16

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

"Get your hands out of my trousers" should be an actual line in the games

[@boopmistress1577]

In ESO, I can't remember where, but I remember pickpocketing an NPC years ago and getting caught, and the man just yells out 'GUARDS! HELP! THIS STRANGE WOMAN IS TOUCHING ME!'. It made me laugh but I can't remember ever getting that line to trigger again, so maybe it was a fever dream

[@Cosmic.Stardust]

The mic just taped to his bare chest? The laughing? The "guards" looped in the background? A masterpiece.

[@eugeneedgeworth1436]

The attention to detail when he flawlessly plunders this man’s entire inventory right before his eyes but immediately gets a bounty when he tries to reverse pickpocket something back

[@Struudeli]

I'm so used to it being just Graenolfie that it took over 20 seconds for me to register that there's someone else as well.

[@marissabulso6439]

Me too 😂😂

[@angrboda45]

Same. Brain didn't want to accept it.

[@michaelklaczynski3650]

As the title of the video says, he didn't take anything. There was another thief you didn't see because of his high Sneak skill, stealing the guy's clothes and putting them on the other guy without either of them noticing.

[@byronrush9802]

The other thief must be master level in both skills

[@iCherrryyt]

“Im just looking” 🤣 actually creepy when you put it like this

[@joebuckley2180]

"They may take our clothes and our apples. They may take our lives. But they will never take... OUR OYFUM!!!"

[@daniraishimura5721]

The repeated “guards” has so much “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you” vibe lmao

[@MJ-cl8gr]

I love how Graenolf keeps his titles ambiguous, but we all know he's talking about Skyrim specifically. (I still miss the snippets of music that played during the top 5 lists) ((Love your content, have a nice indefinite period of time))

[@oosakasan]

If it's Skyrim I wonder what's happening in-game because I would have sworn those games definitely arrest you if you're caught pickpocketing, even if you didn't take anything. Is it that the guy had enough skill to go undetected on most of the pickpocketing, but then got caught by chance when shifting the hat back to the other guy's inventory?

[@GreySpectro]

@@oosakasan no, skyrim doesn't give you any bounties for looking through an NPC's inventory. just tested it on several whiterun NPCs while guards were watching (including the guards themselves)

[@solr7001]

@@oosakasan nope! You can look all you want. It’s taking things that set off the guards

[@BAD_HOBO]

It's okay, he's the Jarl's thane. He'll be let go- or else.

[@miamalvik]

This was UNHINGED and I loved every second

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Citizen: "What are you doing?!" Thief: "Just looking around your inventory to see what you have." Citizen: "What?! That's illegal! I'm gonna call the guards!" Thief: "Relax, relax. I was finished anyway." *Citizen pats himself down* Citizen: "Oh, you didn't take anything." Thief: "Yeah you didn't have anything worth stealing." Citizen: "I don't know whether to feel relieved or insulted..."

[@Cow98877]

I cant believe that guy lied so much to the audience by acusing the protagonist that he was stealing

[@mrbearjangles8600]

How skilled can graenolf be that he can change his facial structure and voice just for this skit? See you at the oscars.

[@music0cool]

Illusion 100

[@realname4625]

This is why you always quicksave first

[@miriamrapport1119]

Graneolf.. that man doesn't have pockets..

[@Galaxy_Kal]

I'm sure we all couldn't resist laughing like Bryce did. You did great Bryce! Normally I do sense skyrim in your skits but for this one I also got a lil Kingdom come deliverance 😂

[@OlessanYT]

This is so dramatic 😭🤣 Bryce cracking up got me started and then the key stuck to your face and the fucking apple lol

[@metalcollection1]

What really happened: NPC tried to frame the player by removing all of their clothes and putting them ON the player, so when the player wanted to return the hat, he was framed into a crime by failing a pickpocket BECAUSE HE'S BAD AT IT AND NOT A THIEF. That NPC deserves to have a visit in his house at 3 A.M. to complete the quest.

[@Graenolf]

hehe brilliant 😄

[@pumpkinoligarchy6626]

I saw Bryce and had to do a double take, my first thought was that Graenolf learned to shapeshift

[@TrueInvisible]

the guy shouts: guards, guards... guards: he's giving you a hj, so non of our business..

[@Legendary_Honey]

How kind of you to leave him with a microphone and a piece of tape. You really are a generous fellow.

[@jbzhummerh2gamer]

More collabs like this please. The more the merrier.

[@GearWukong]

Took me a moment to realise the other guy wasn't him... what a trip.

[@thedanielstraight]

So scandalous, yet so brilliant, lol.

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Skyrim logic

[@ottowalkes2445]

That sassy pe-cu-li-ar was glorious 1:19

[@BomberWhite]

The repeating shout of the guards, and the laughing, it really got me XDDD ♥

[@Cheezify]

“JUST LET IT POKE AROUND”

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Oblivion NPC going to Skyrim be like

[@paulinajla]

Actors, camera person, editing- 😗👌

[@Graenolf]

🥰

[@adosian]

Struggling to tell if you actually got a second person for this video or if your costumes have gotten THAT good

[@Graenolf]

makeup

[@adosian]

@@Graenolf maybe he's born with it

[@__-zh6oq]

villains sure do love their apples

[@PenumbranWolf]

And then the townsman looked on in horror as the literal demi-god infront of him massacred the entire population of city guards in a matter of seconds and only stopped because he got bored. He then walked over to the last surviving guard, tapped him on the shoulder, handed him an impossible amount of coin, and walked out of town as if nothing had happened.

[@hel2727]

oblivion be like 😭

[@unseenbirb3247]

i don't understand what bryce is getting so upset about graeolf hasn't done anything wrong

[@Graenolf]

Finally! Thank you

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Looks like Graenolf finally met his match

[@akuobi1534]

This is so fun~ I can't believe other people exist in the Graenolf universe, lol. Videogame acting is such a skill.

[@alfrogiguess]

This is peak cinematography lol

[@giraffe_113]

Enjoy my subscribtion. Ive watched over a dozen now. Enjoyed them all. finally decided. Enjoy

[@nat-cj8be]

0:40-0:56 was when i absolutely lost it😂 the expressions and camera angles were on point

[@xrockangelx]

Hands off my sweet roll!

[@olzwolz5353]

This recent KZbinr trend of including the outtakes in the skit is due a good parody.

[@lilraverkid5300]

0:47 Bryce looks like Pippin from Lord of the Rings... Its so perfect.

[@vidhoard]

The repeated "Guards hehhuhhu" 😂😂

[@arkansky]

Graenolf would make the absolute perfect Brynjolf and no one in the universe can convince me otherwise

[@artknotfood]

iT sAys So iN tHe tiTLe

[@hasansaheb4114]

When it says 0% chance to take

[@random_dragon]

What's funny is, this is how it works in Skyrim- You can pickpocket someone, but don't get in trouble, unless you take something 😂

[@annalgam]

The censoring of the nips😂😂

[@ninjagamer1359]

Dang, Graenolf’s costumes are getting better. Maybe it’s just because of how hilariously chaotic this video is, but he literally looks like an entirely different person here 😦

[@skyetonbo1011]

The key taped to his face killed me

[@Lerrae1908]

is nobody gonna point out how they had the mic attached to his chest hair at some point? No? Cuz I fucking lost it when I noticed

[@zachh6868]

So many twists! Even the title was a twist

[@liammagnisium]

this is comedic gold

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Me when I peek at the Riften/Whiterun Guard's inventory

[@KanonHara]

That other guy is hilarious. Can you do another one with him?

[@isolated_lizzy]

Lmaoo i love these videos

[@benjamincook3901]

Shouldve done like a fake decapitation from Skyrim at the end

[@marissabulso6439]

It shouldn’t be so funny, but I am laughing so hard 😂🤣🤣

[@sovereign3351]

These boys work hard and they play harder

[@JargonMadjin]

Being able to steal the clothing off someone while they're wearing it makes Mercer look like a chump, Guildmaster Nightingale? Oh please

[@insaincaldo]

The loud idiot stumbling through dungeons like a barbarian? Yeah most terrible stealth followers are better thieves then what ever AI he got.

[@JargonMadjin]

@@insaincaldo If I recall he only became Guildmaster because he murdered the previous one before pinning it on someone else

[@insaincaldo]

@@JargonMadjin Yeah, but their recruitment was lax when Player joins, because they were desperate. How did he get in back when they actually had a creed?

[@JargonMadjin]

@@insaincaldo Unless I'm remembering it wrong, Mercer stole the Skeleton Key and that's why the guild was "having bad luck" because he desecrated the Twilight Sepulcher, the guild was desperate because Mercer basically got the guild cursed. No clue what recruitment was like before Mercer went rogue but I would guess something similar to how it was handled in Oblivion

[@insaincaldo]

@@JargonMadjin That's about it

[@Gunbudder]

i love that some games make just looking its own crime, and then stealing a different crime. fallout 1 and 2 did it best i think

[@xen0bia]

I love the microphone tapped to Bryce's hairy chest...

[@Graenolf]

😆

[@KanonHara]

omg we need more GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS

[@littleladlarry]

I can't believe he didn't take anything that entire time

[@monicafrancis7996]

Girl bossing and gaslighting thief

[@scorpion0498]

i love that half the vid was bloopers lmao :P i will subscrem to mr bryce

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

I wish Skyrim had the option to return people's "lost" items for a reward Or a bounty if they have half a brain

[@FruitsOfTheHearts]

I think this is how it works in Divinity 2

[@emmalarson07]

This masterpiece I can't omg

[@Graenolf]

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️💄

[@jrfour2408]

Player characters really do be like that sometimes

[@cristensaradyn1018]

The gaslighting is so real lmfao

[@TheReeseFiles]

"Let me poke around a little bit and I'll be on my way" would be a great slogan for a proctologist. No? Too on the button?

[@davidalearmonth]

Good thing he didn't steal the lapel mic!

[@karlhungus5395]

Best Jimmy Fallon impression I’ve seen

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

"Yet"

[@lenayashina6777]

Once in a crowded bus an awkward situation occurred. I felt someone's hand in my pocket trying to steal my monthly pass ticket (not sure about the English word). And so i put my hand over that hand and slowly, with a sliding movement pushed it out of my pocket, no words exchanged. I was 15 or less at the time. Couldn't decide fast enough how to react.

[@chellebethel]

The best. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@zarddin]

That is why i play fighter/rogue in any game I can. That way I can defend myself if someone has a problem with me pickpocketing everything they own.

[@JargonMadjin]

Until I max out pickpocket, I only pickpocket bandits, that way I don't get a bounty if I get caught on lower pickpocket levels

[@Slipping_thru_the_Seams]

this is amazing

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Oh no someone in this universe that isn't graenolf.

[@tiredmollie]

I suddenly thought of you after years and here you are with a new video :)

[@Marvin3636]

Kee0 the good work up :]

[@Persholm1]

Hahaha, love how Bryce broke character. The way you're being creepy did help a lot. Keep being creepy, man! might be the worst advice I've ever given...

[@fakebobbyhill296]

Nice of you to put up with buddy laughing in every take.

[@ri-ch-es]

The mic on his chest hair is crazy

[@andrelopez3321]

Last witness killed, 25 gold bounty removed

[@KittyTheCity]

The G in Graenolf is for gaslight

[@isocore7793]

😂 the mic taped to his bare chest

[@ggmann13]

Relish in it. Hahaha

[@darthjarjar8]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@music0cool]

Guarddszz!! Guardszzz!!

[@BevinEG]

I agree

[@SilverHuskyYT]

"Khajiit is innocent! Khajiit did nothing wrong!!!!"