Things Skyrim players say 3

[@rubyschwartz4794]

"Wait, I know you." "... don't do this to me." Me in every social situation

[@kaonashi1390]

Me in solitude after completing the dark brotherhood storyline

[@mercurianrepublic5943]

same

[@carlenedanning446]

MEEEE TOOOO

[@madhattergamer3567]

"there is no denying. your a wanted man and now it's time to pay for your crimes even tho you are the saviour of the world and all you did was pick a flower."

[@carlenedanning446]

mad hatter gamer Truth there... Why are people so protective of their blue mountain flowers?

[@TuberoseKisser]

I seriously love how this is legitimately what Skyrim players go through.

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

Same

[@blizzlichd1338]

Yessssss

[@pancakes4552]

Nazareth I don't know what to say now >_>

[@noble6339]

Nazareth yep

[@kevinthepaladin235]

Exactly truly funny

[@quirmple]

*uses cape, Turtle neck, and jacket to hide hickie* Sneak 100

[@Cody.Tafoya]

Illusion 100

[@i.ii.8140]

what I'm thinking

[@_Colie]

I said Ooooo! Damn boi!

[@pastabad4939]

KrispyKristian he then pretends it’s a vampire bite intellect 100

[@sol503]

literally mood

[@khajyeet4924]

Guard: "It's not true right?... That you are with the Dark Brotherhood?" Me: *_sweats in dark brotherhood assassin outfit_*

[@daws1620]

*Psst, Hey. I know you. Hail Sithis.*

[@manumitmkanu9881]

I killed all of them.....Every Assassin in this damn cave....Just because I've killed their leader

[@uwuhi6446]

@@manumitmkanu9881 o h

[@themermer1660]

Uhhhhh of course not....

[@robfus]

"Is you? Is the Gourmet?" "Yes, it's me" (Chef hat and dark brotherood outfit)

[@tokayoflabrynna8538]

dragonborn: okay, so I almost got killed by bandits and necromancers but I found your trinket for you. *quest giver: it's okay you can keep it.*

[@MsLaShonda]

Tokay of Labrynna I mostly kill the quest giver after unless it’s a cool follower

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

*MURDERTIME*

[@nunuhermansyah7562]

You can sell it

[@misssteak1290]

*kills a blood dragon* : 100 gold *delivering that one letter* : 1500 gold Seems about right

[@tokayoflabrynna8538]

@@misssteak1290 you gonna love skyrim about that ahhaha

[@TheMallachiv]

I died laughing at "I DON'T CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM"

[@alexwright5215]

Fr 😂😂

[@Dennogra]

Same here xD

[@Hidenseek6]

Me to and the blackreach one😂😂😂

[@tskwared667]

TheMallachiv I downloaded the game for the first time a week ago and I've been spending a ton of time smithing the armor and weapons mods that I downloaded, I can hear her dialogue line in my sleep

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

Same

[@mayaklein2524]

*finishes a guild quest* “Oh, I guess I’m in charge now”

[@alxndra1772]

This deserves more likes

[@partymode2174]

Singular?

[@coolnobodycares]

I hate that tbh.

[@daws1620]

Leader of every fucking guild in Skyrim Guard: *scolds me* EXCUSE ME YOU PETTY MORTAL

[@icecoldnukacolaquantum1438]

Unless you do the civil war quests.

[@pikloo4631]

*When the shopkeepers say "come back any time" and then when you break in, they say your "not welcome"*

[@Graenolf]

lol

[@toasty8908]

When the guards say "Wait... I know you..." I'm just like "yes, that's probably because I saved Tamriel from the world eater, saved Skyrim from forever darkness without the sun, And killed the first dragonborn. Of f---ing course you know me"

[@jesseperrella4022]

Ikr? What pisses me off is that they get the stupid idea that they might be dragonborn... Seriously...

[@FecalMatador]

Jesse Perrella “Got to thinking... maybe I’m the Dragonborn, and I just don’t know it yet””

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@FecalMatador Jesus Christ 😂

[@jaxusr235]

Panic! at My Existence And don’t forget became the Harbinger of the Companions, Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Leader of the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild, as well as home owner in basically every hold. Oh, and put an end to the civil war. Might’ve missed one, but hey.

[@christopheredwards9904]

"Nah, I might be mistaking you for another badass Dragon Slayer who saved all of Tamriel from total engulfment, eternal darkness, all mortal enslavement to the original dragon cult on both Solstheim and Skyrim, and probably also saved the world from the domination of the first dragonborn, whom resided in the Daedric Lord of infinite knowledge's realm of Oblivion, who secretly was plotting a revenge against his master whom forsook him in the end of the 2nd era by tricking him into eternal slavery in exchange for infinite knowledge. That was my bad, carry on." - Unnamed Whiterun Guard.

[@khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342]

* Kills someone in a public place and no one detects it * Dragonborn: *"Oh, HoW dId ThAt HaPpEn?!?"*

[@uwuhi6446]

Me everytime I snipe someone with my bow "wHerE dID tHaT coRpSe cOMe fRom.. how strange..."

[@astra3310]

Don’t mind me. Just.... looking for evidence to the ReAl KiLLeR..... ooh a ring

[@cholerickira]

I have coin khajiit, what are your wares?

[@hides-in-marshes1434]

@@cholerickira Well, I guess it's safe to say, he doesn't have the wares.

[@airitindeparrotin6018]

I dragged that one Penitus guy around Solitude in brod daylight while I looked for an amusing place to put him. One of the guards told me to "put that down"... I must be the best damn Dark Sister to ever walk the face of Nirn. Or something

[@sol503]

"Stay out of trouble?" *dramatically takes off glasses* "It's because I'm a Khajiit, isn't it?" Mood.

[@imdone8243]

Khajits are so oppressed, Damm those Nord supremacists

[@sol503]

@@imdone8243 I know right? I can't walk down the street without some Nord shouting at me for existing.

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

@@sol503 Same

[@97dusk]

Mood as an Argonian...

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

This one can barely walk down the street without some Nord thinking all Khajiit are thieves. Just because Khajiit is good at sneaking doesn't mean that Khajiit is a thief!

[@TheYongPal]

"Another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots" U BETTER PRAY I DONT FIND THE NON ESSENTIAL MOD

[@nuddle7726]

"Are you one of my fathers new servants? You should know i like my steak rare". NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

[@febelpancake]

FroFlyer Flyin the first time I heard that I gained 1000 bounty

[@Ranger_4878]

Shrek Ice form see how you like being frozen for a few hours brat

[@dune_strider3055]

You forgot the “good job!” At the end

[@chadcybercock3915]

*Frantically installs Heart Breaker...*

[@matthewwatson7302]

Things Oblivion Players Say: ‘Have you heard of the high elves?’

[@nicholastamas372]

Yes

[@Chuked]

Ave, true to caesar

[@jxhobixj5709]

Stop you violated the law! ... Then pAy with your blood

[@crakenthe812]

Let’s get to bashing butts

[@sunnyjim981]

By azora by azora!

[@abyssalshadow5878]

"hi h..." *volume increases by 400%* "I DON'T CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM"

[@StonksNZ]

"What do you have?" "THE FINEST WEAPONS AND ARMOR"

[@jeelpandya5147]

@@StonksNZ *only has iron armor*

[@darth-severus]

@@jeelpandya5147 every merchant ever

[@Linguineo]

Some may call this junk, me, I call them treasures

[@holyassasin0544]

WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH

[@Vinnare]

I walked into the riften jail and the jailor said “hey psst i know you, hail sithis”

[@drelude3387]

Does that actually happen?

[@curlyfriboi655]

Drelude yeah it happens anywhere after you join the dark brotherhood

[@alienmatsu156]

“Dont cause trouble-“ “You know what? Just because you said that...” *quicksave*

[@kit4104]

Never should have come here

[@P4P1Chuy]

You have very nice sweet rolls

[@GamerNerdess]

Always. 🤣

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

@@P4P1Chuy Y tho

[@javierescuella7687]

I Used To Be A KZbinr Like You, Then I Took An Arrow In The Account. - The Whiterun Guard; 108 C, Colarized.

[@actuallylollypop7469]

"Why are the stromcloaks black and blue? Because they can't see the white-gold concordat" I'm losing it😂

[@highintlowwis6580]

Read it as you said it

[@novaenricarter705]

CONCORDAT XD

[@timothydemann4689]

Concordat is correct... Idk what you other two are talking about...

[@MsFuzzipoo]

Okay is this a reference to THAT dress (the one that some swore was white/gold and others said blue/black)? Because if so it took me forever to get the joke.

[@privatefeetpics7415]

@@MsFuzzipoo it's because the stormcloaks couldn't see that they would've all died if it weren't for that contract

[@sir_paranoia]

_Cat walk in_ *"YoU ARe TAkeING uS soMEWheRE WaRM I TRuST?"*

[@tristitia601]

Warm sands.

[@aoneko6813]

May your roads lead you to warm sands.

[@jesseperrella4022]

@mewmewwolfangel omfg 😂

[@RalphRoberts1]

That's the only bummer about khajiit. A sandy shit hole sounds awful. Otherwise I'd want elsewhere to be the location of ES5

[@darthportus]

@mewmewwolfangel J'zargo will be an excelent mage.

[@KuroiAllen]

"I've been playing this game for how long and I just discovered this?!" Amen to that brother.

[@coreyparsons6731]

What am I missing?

[@sungod3245]

Saviors hide.

[@user-cl5hm9vn7d]

Sun God windshear

[@killersparky4044]

I read that as it played

[@mady8277]

Bruh I read this comment as soon as that clip played

[@JonoZaidi]

Grandson: how did you survive that dragon encounter Grandpa: In the midst of battle I went into my inventory drank 50 bottles of wine and ale and ate 69 cheese wheels and 420 soup bowls

[@blax140]

"Than died of obesity but reloaded a save"

[@rfdebeaumont]

True story!

[@holyassasin0544]

Nice

[@nolimitssuck3846]

The numbers mason

[@vivianewilson8572]

Love those numbers lmao

[@dragenkiler5011]

Black reach looks so cool 5 minutes later I don't want to come back

[@loai_aldossary]

5 mins later bro your patience level is pretty high

[@orestis6804]

i can't last there 40 seconds lad, you have iron will.

[@Darth_Supaku]

**PTSD KICKS IN*

[@Aerowarrier]

5 mins after that HOW THE HELL DO I LEAVE

[@Aerowarrier]

followed quickly by “oh yeah i can summon a dragon. that’s neat”

[@hahahakim]

"Protect or deal some damage" "selling daggers for all your septims actually"

[@faniefrikkie6868]

Yep I will also appear to be randomly appearing and disappearing to your view but relax, it's just some uh Dragon born power. We decided to call it uhm Kwikloud

[@bjornerlendur4606]

Well, for me they're more like buying as many daggers as they can afford

[@faniefrikkie6868]

@@bjornerlendur4606 dress it up as you wish

[@bjornerlendur4606]

@@faniefrikkie6868 enchanted, of course. Frost damage

[@faniefrikkie6868]

@@bjornerlendur4606 aaah yes, a good prelue before parylise

[@annaanderson6671]

"Why are the Stormcloaks black and blue? Because they can't see the white gold concordat!" I'm crying omg

[@TW-ug5iq]

That joke is SO underrated 😂

[@adamwright396]

Why are the Khajjit so strong? Bc they sell there Skooma instead of drinking it😂

[@dastan4natsad]

I don't understand

[@honeyapple4511]

Dragon tier joke 🐉

[@TW-ug5iq]

@@dastan4natsad refers to the dress that went viral. People couldn’t tell if it was black/blue or white/gold. Elite banter

[@Bren_tendo]

“I’m looking for the Khajit caravan” *looks at caravan* *they’re all floating 20m off the ground*

[@shadusnox]

I want a sky rim mod that makes guards say " hey I know you..... you're that guy who did that cool quest thing! I thought you were amazing doing that, have this ale on me friend!" It would troll so many players...

[@Yive.]

Guard dialogue overhaul

[@spicyyams9426]

“THIS DOOR WANTS ME TO KILL MY FRIENDS!!!!’” omg that killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@python1972]

What's that a reference to?

[@turinturambar1688]

3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 ebony blade quest whispering door

[@casperd5257]

The best one for me

[@loyalheroboom136]

Haha lol

[@MsFuzzipoo]

That bit is my favorite. It's absurd when you really think about it... And his delivery of that line is perfection!

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Put Graenolf in TES VI as a drunk bard

[@zenon6699]

this

[@luce_exe]

where's the petition

[@ktonicle3441]

Yes!

[@Kami-Sama197]

Omg yes

[@Daelyah]

@@luce_exe If there isn't one, WE GOTTA START ONE!!!

[@melanie1483]

"This door wants me to kill my friends" also happens to apply to Fable

[@TrulyTheGuy]

Melanie Daugherty yeees I love fable, especially 2

[@ganglymangly]

@@TrulyTheGuy Fable: TLC is the best though

[@insolizzz]

I love Fable!

[@misssteak1290]

Omg yess fable was basically a fever dream to me

[@noraeld5020]

Ahh fable is so good

[@Hrvsusveusi]

Every good and confusing conversation always starts with: *I'm not a furry but,*

[@stingerjohnny9951]

keira rehm insert Zootopia, Beastars or elder Scrolls drunk conversation heeeeeere...

[@onelusciouslad7841]

@@stingerjohnny9951 If Nick Wilde, Legoshi (or Louis) and a Khajiit were in one room with mood lighting, tell me you wouldn't totally bone *atleast* one of them.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@onelusciouslad7841 oh I’m bonin all three of them. You have a preference on which Kajiit?

[@onelusciouslad7841]

@@stingerjohnny9951 Oh M’aiq, no question! Oh that godly beast, yes I support the theory that M’aiq is a god

[@gamelikers]

"hi-" "I DONT CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM" My reply to when someone asks what i want to be when im older at family gatherings

[@sarahfox1313]

Me: I'm just gonna go to this dungeon real quick. No distractions this time. Also me: Keeps finding new locations on the way 20 hours later Me: Ok, now what was I doing?

[@lethalassassin1754]

This is me rn in fallout 4 and im not ashamed to admit it lol.

[@bknighttheemo8756]

Adam Benton every single open world game haha😹😭

[@s-aga]

i have never related to any comment more than this one

[@DiamondSparklz61]

yas bro. I spent more time hunting books and exploring than actually doing quests. yea. favorite series is the Wolf Queen and I'm missing volumes 2 and 8

[@skyrimgamerdovahkiin5238]

Me: I'm gonna go to that dungeon. Bandits, Dragon, Vampires and Thalmor: i don't think so!

[@timeoui6476]

"The Orcs have accepted me as one of their own." Khajiit walks behind him.

[@romanbath5732]

no one: literally nobody: not a single soul: Adrianne Avenicci: I don’t claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun-

[@puddle.drinker]

"What do you have for sale?" "OnLy ThE BeSt StEeL iN SkYrIm!"

[@mysticvx2721]

'Eorlund Gray-Mane holds that title!'

[@anthonylong9067]

Nobody: Hulda: i like this job but i want to retire-

[@vitormurilocoelho]

GODS BE PRAISED

[@vitormurilocoelho]

GOT A LOT OF STEEL TO SHAPE

[@itdobeawren]

"Wait, I know you" *"Don't do this to me"* I can feel the pain in his voice. Its either kill him, pay the fine, or run and never return to that town.

[@moamenh5133]

Wren lol *violently spams tab to exit dialogue*

[@tys_misadventures7003]

"Ugh, I was in that lair for two seconds HEY FALION"

[@adamrbrewer1660]

Did... Did you use a hickey as a prop then cover it up the rest of the video? I appreciate you

[@Graenolf]

:')

[@novialemon6329]

*illusion level 100*

[@neilclerk2579]

What if it wasn't a prop, but a mere convenient happenstance?

[@insaincaldo]

@@slyceth Well that escalated...

[@OmegaRiley]

@@slyceth you uh... you alright there buddy? Need a talk?

[@lewisshaw8411]

Gotta love wearing Nightingale armor as a Khajiit and seeing your tail clip through the cape

[@bronzekilla]

As a person who only plays as a kajjiht, this hits home

[@i.ii.8140]

Yep lol

[@johnthedragonborn5321]

Too relatable

[@scrap-bot]

Almost 8 years later and I'm still not tired of Skyrim. I could watch videos like this all day

[@newmexicogunnigga9145]

I started playing oblivon the other day tbh

[@ultimatepunster5850]

Sorry the comment "Almost 8 years later" made me think I was watching a Nate video.

[@TheCptnOfFail]

"Wait I know you!" "NO YOU DON'T!" 30 seconds and a quick save earlier: "I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables..."

[@koenslotboom1910]

Me when I enter Riften for the first time: *sees Maul* oh right... that guy... *jumps over barrels to avoid all contact with Maul* Me when I enter Riften for the second time: *forgets about Maul* "I don't know you. You in Riften lookin' for trouble?" *screams*

[@febentesfaye612]

Lol me too. From what I remember, there’s one way I got him to be somewhat nice to me on first encounter.....but it comes with a price.....show him a stone of Barenziah.

[@jasonschroeder9963]

@@febentesfaye612 or if you have high enough persuasion you can gossip with him lol.

[@febentesfaye612]

Jason Schroeder True, that was my suggestion if u didn’t have a high enough speech. I usually go there first thing to get Inigo.

[@Abigail-qv9wg]

Shut Maul, I don't care, I'm just going to the Bee & Barb to get an Amulet of Mara.

[@JohnDoe-bo5yk]

He just straight up tells you that Maiden is in with the thieves guild and shit. Like nah I'm not a stranger or undercover guard. Dumb bastard

[@Azuraxexe]

1:10 - so basically there’s two things that possibly happened here: He asked someone to give him a hickey for the skit Or he had a Hickey and made a skit with it Either way that’s commitment👌🏻😔

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

OR used a vacuum cleaner haha

[@sassypwny]

I thought the girl that was filming was his girlfriend and I thought that’s who gave him the hickey and then I realized it’s probably his sister

[@nubbs.]

Maddy Fox ALABAMA 100

[@kajiithasnowares8839]

"or he had a hickey and made a *shit* with it" lol

[@Azuraxexe]

Mickey Pug Pug LMAOO I JUST NOTICED THAT

[@grimmitto]

"I didn't think anyone would come to my wedding," SO TRUE, when I married Lydia all of my friends were there :,)

[@spencerryan4359]

I feel like that face will rape me in my sleep with a vacuum cleaner hose (];^) (Beret Soldier)

[@carlenedanning446]

Hold up... you married... LYDIA?!?!?! WHYYYYY

[@kylewyatt8073]

Lydia ain't got shit on Mi'Lady Aela

[@FecalMatador]

Kyle Wyatt I married Muiri and bring Aela and Serana as companions for kinky 4ways. I’m a female Khajit xD

[@GamerNerdess]

If you got Xbox one, try having Inigo around her. The commentary is hilarious.

[@katsav285]

Love how these gradually get more obscure

[@bagelbramble7335]

"You want me to stop with my shouting? Sure, buddy. Sure."

[@DragoSonicMile]

Logical loophole: *Laas Yah Nir*

[@mythalda0040]

Me: *dies* Bandit: "He must have wandered off"

[@Pancake2080]

Hey, I know who you are *_Hail Sithis_*

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

And then a minute later same guard wants to arrest me for assassinating someone

[@oldmonkey6753]

Silence, my brother.

[@hurky_1778]

@@oldmonkey6753 Innocence, my brother

[@mystery5793]

For the night mother

[@dummythicc8731]

Are you the Listener?

[@gabrielberger7439]

Liked the lighting glitch on your T-Shirt at 1:00. Realism levels are through the roof

[@Arguskyrim]

Graenolf: Things Skyrim Players Say Me: Oyfum

[@sqwizard9819]

O Y F U M M M M M M M M

[@chrissamuel4528]

Gahyuhhhh

[@possepossum]

Guard: “Stay out of trouble, cat.” Me: BOI I CAN SLAUGHTER YOU WHOLE VILLAGE- oh wait... I see ur point

[@HentaiJesus69]

The first one is my favorite with the pillar. It's the shrine of boeithia. You take a follower and kill him/her.

[@Jazro.]

Here I am, level 76 and trying to figure out alchemy.

[@anastasisstergiou4357]

@@bman3370 Naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@omartrapp5132]

OmegaFox Gaming true god amongst men

[@vulpesstrix6299]

Potion of Fortify Carry. Cheap to make, easy levels and MONEY

[@clevoro]

Level 20 here...

[@devancanipe1978]

Your close to the eon night or whatever his name is

[@morganconnett8625]

Found it! Oyfum is at 5:31 on the knife blade when he lifts it and says “just for you”. Sneaky, sneaky Graenolf.👍🏻 Great video! I love your skits, especially your Skyrim ones. Hilarious and accurate as usual.😂

[@TheEsdaniel]

Good eye

[@trustymcoolguy]

Nice

[@Graenolf]

you sneak thief.

[@trustymcoolguy]

yeah I didn't catch that one

[@coltonbowman34]

Sneak 100

[@EthalaRide]

"I can't cry in front of you" that is the most adorable bonus clip I've seen lol.

[@cryptidcutie3379]

Me: Okay. This time I’m going to do the main quest, no lollygagging! *5 hours later, level 15, still haven’t finished “The Horn of Jurgen Windcaller* Me: What was the main quest again?

[@UndeadAngel1987]

"I'm sure if I play through all these quests ONE of them is bound to further the main story right?"

[@aelavalevier1883]

I always stopped at the horn of jurgen windcaller and continued when I'm level 100 or something and finished 80% of skyrim quests 😂😂😂

[@spencerryan4359]

I'm pushing level 50 and have yet to fight a dragon yet

[@deletedaccount3047]

I played for 45 hours before actually going to get the dragonstone 😂

[@spencerryan4359]

@@deletedaccount3047 close to 210 hours

[@thefrenzy2305]

"Ok just one more stealth archer playthrough"

[@chrispy199]

"babe I need you to give me a hickey" "why ?" "trust, its for a skyrim video."

[@bishop4390]

"wait, I know you" "Oh God, I didn't mean to take that one vegetable in the bowl inside Belethors, please don't send the entire hold militia onto me!"

[@kaprory]

I literally accidentally stole a GOURD and I had the the entire guard after me.

[@NoNameHasBeenFound]

Lemme tell ya, that White-Gold Concordat joke was great

[@cameron9239]

I was about to sleep after a long shift... now I'm going to wake up the house laughing

[@retcho212]

Graenolf: Spooky Villains Me: wait a minute (turns to EpicNate) Me: wait I know you.

[@Abigail-qv9wg]

XD YASSS

[@bearmuffin7266]

Another thing skyrim gamers say: "why do I have to go through this whole cave when there's a door right here"

[@rabidfine]

Underrated comment

[@octavianaries2825]

That Oblivion Acrobatics one was me the entire time in Skyrim. I miss being able to level up from just walking around.

[@ihatetarajean616]

Omg! Yes! I alternate playing Oblivion and Skyrim, so I sometimes start bouncing in Skyrim and get super let down!

[@Mutski1579]

Muffle

[@novern4925]

I haven't played Oblivion but For some reason I do that too

[@MsFuzzipoo]

@@Mutski1579 Yes! Constantly spamming the muffle spell is THE way I level up. I think I've made my Illusion skill tree "legendary" at least 10 times each playthrough so I can go back to the lowest Illusion level and keep on spamming/leveling up!

[@milo-hv8je]

Ive never clicked faster in my life

[@Hi-vf9wx]

Your profile pic gives me life

[@milo-hv8je]

@@Hi-vf9wx thanks

[@Daelyah]

@@Hi-vf9wx Looks so Deadpool approved...💗 (He'd be soooo happy to discover Spidey being pan, as well. 😊)

[@xanderanimate3892]

Me: Wow Blackreach! Me also: Wheres the F-ing EXIT!!

[@Ozzy-ux9ns]

"Why dont I meet you there?" Me already finished a dungeon and leaves: oh hey you guys are finally here

[@LazarusIvan7]

I need to sacrifice someone for this cult? ... I know just the person. *fast travels to dragonsreach*

[@Squeezecheese69]

If i had to choose someone it would be aren

[@absintheminded8466]

Why aren?

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

No one wants to go back to Blackreach

[@JustAlex96]

It actually works well as a shortcut, because its way smaller than the area of skyrim that it supposedly covers. Saves you some time xD

[@jackalakkin]

BLACKREACH IS THE BEST YOU HUSH

[@Dargonkin527]

thank you Thought I was the only one....

[@spurgurnaspurgelius2390]

Buffalo Soldier (Fast travel)

[@kingofmeatballs5932]

Me playing a stealthy build 5 minutes later Lydia WTF no ! Oh crap I’m dead . Brilliant video man OYFUM

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

I'm have a question where did oyfum start and what does It mean

[@fashionsuckman4652]

@@tylerblubaugh5549 oh you fucked up man?

[@macguire7630]

Nice job covering up your hickey

[@TigerSaphire56]

"I've been playing this game for how long and I just discovered this??" Accurate

[@KatieoftheNight]

This is really special that you're releasing these right now because I'm doing my FIRST playthrough ever right now! You said my actual words about Blackreach omg.

[@sqwizard9819]

*hippity hoppity all your skooma is now my property* *that's how we do it here in Tamriel ÙwÚ*

[@sol503]

ah, the sweet taste of Dwugs™

[@sqwizard9819]

@@sol503 Because yes. ÚwÙ👌

[@anthroplant3671]

UwU gang

[@SpaceEmos]

2:31 After growing up on Oblivion I do this in literally every game I play whether it helps me or not

[@trythrusting9980]

Stopped playing Skyrim, but now I feel like playing again

[@anthonyaoun2919]

Why would anyone stop

[@lethalassassin1754]

You can't stop. You can be away for a few months or more but skyrim is a constant game lol. Best way to get back into it is to create and roleplay a character. I couldn't play a character more than 20 hours before i got bored and started another. I have my nord ive created a unique look, backstory and personality for....over 200 hours and still not sick of her.

[@trythrusting9980]

@@anthonyaoun2919 It just started to feel repetetive, I can still remember pretty much every single dungeon etc.

[@fuzzybearvlogs390]

😱 how dare you stop playing lol I think I’m addicted xD

[@gavindunn1178]

Me too

[@Relaxingtitan]

“This door wants me to kill my friends!” Not again

[@MiahTRT]

2:56 *EORLUND GRAYMANE'S GOT THAT HONOR, MAN'S STEEL IS LEGENDARY*

[@kingofmeatballs5932]

Me playing Skyrim at 4Am my mum be like are you up playing Skyrim again :me: no of course not ( persuade) speech increased to 100

[@UndeadAngel1987]

Then you accidentally pick up Merida's Beacon and nearly die from shock in the middle of the night.

[@kingofmeatballs5932]

I hate that quest so much a new hand breaks the beacon much better

[@carlenedanning446]

Eric Conner I mean, the quest itself is annoying but the reward is SO cool.

[@nayanihil]

1:21 Graenolf in a turtleneck and glasses is 😍

[@Npc-Ncxt]

Agreed

[@hibiscustea9274]

Favorite Quote #1 - "WAIT I KNOW YOU" "please don't do this--" Favorite Quote #2 - "thIS DOOR WANTS ME TO KILL MY FRIENDS."

[@bonyfax2345]

I DO NOT CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM!

[@FluentlyBooks]

I dont get the second quote even tough I play skyrim a lot

[@bonyfax2345]

Getochi It’s from a quest “whiering door” where a daedric prince whats-her-name calls out to you and gives you a sword which becomes stronger the more of your friends you kill

[@gmb9862]

I found you through this, I've watched all 3, but 2:53 was the funniest clip you've ever added

[@artie5469]

i love the actual accuracy of these videos

[@zubetube7111]

“Arka-nigga-tam-ze” ~Graenolf 2019

[@InstantRoman]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who stopped what they were doing as soon as they saw this video was out!!

[@evannnoah787]

loving the techniques for covering up the hickey LOL seriously, great video tho man :)

[@nobody5333]

*I become one of the highest ranking officials in the imperial army* Guard: Stay out of trouble lizard

[@kailynpaulson]

I love these. They are always so accurate. You make the best skyrim video dude.

[@8igh8isreal]

What fallout 76 players say: I want a refund

[@odst7973]

This is too real for me

[@Dragonlord-kr8hb]

Only the salty ones

[@nicholastamas372]

No

[@alaskaball188]

To be honest I have fun playing it

[@itzTeTe]

Still... too soon... 😭

[@bdd4556]

4:31 shout out to the homie nate lmao

[@jessiethenerd3539]

Dude how do you keep coming up with more of these? And somehow they're still hilarious? Impressive work

[@NoCommentary-GP]

You can tell how much he loves doing this, that’s why I love watching them

[@couldbeme5561]

I feel like it’s more “Wait, I know you.” “No you don’t bye”

[@ThatOneKnight5]

I’m looking forward to this. And my God that starting one.

[@generalreclaimer2068]

" Watch the sky's traveler" - Whiterun Guard Number:26 - 2011

[@hannahkiser4627]

GRAENOLF! WATCH OUT FOR THE SABRE CAT AT 4:05

[@alliethomas4527]

Every single time i hear “wait! I know you” i say I’m a mocking accent “no you don’t....”

[@azcar_steel6766]

The blackreach bit is TOO real for me, literally spent an entire day attempting to escape

[@RaggedDan]

Graenolf Thanks! This is precisely the entertainment I need

[@dianabarnett6886]

Stealth archery. Never gets old.

[@HatashiLuvsU]

"READ UP ON YOUR LOOOOREEE" Killed me!

[@YuThinkUrCool]

2:09 HAHAHA literally me every time Miraak stole a dragon soul.. then I eventually decided to complete that dlc

[@BFG93]

"Oh wait... this isnt oblivion". Nail in coffin. 😂😂😂