When you're a hostage negotiator but the hostage is your ex

[@ChanceOfLuckZer0]

"to church i believe in God now" frigging hilarious lmao

[@Ando1428]

That blew me.

[@Mr.ScarFace1]

@@Ando1428 Phrasing 🗣️

[@blades9152]

@@Mr.ScarFace1true. The proper phrase is “it sucked my-“

[@bulutcoskuner9774]

That's definitely what the god in Zach's universe would do anyway.

[@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832]

@@blades9152 Alucard? Is that you?

[@Initiallyleo]

My favorite part is that the negotiator’s co-workers were willing to help him raise the money

[@XxTaiMTxX]

Terrible exes don't just hurt the guy they're dating, they hurt everyone the guy knows, because that's the sort of malicious they are.

[@michaelharris8598]

Bros before farming implements😉

[@XxTaiMTxX]

@@michaelharris8598 Gotta be careful there, man. By saying "farming implements", one could make the assumption that their only usage is "in the ground".

[@shadowling77777]

@@XxTaiMTxXface down @$$ up

[@ak5659]

​@@XxTaiMTxX-- Underrated comment.

[@rome8726]

"Peace is not gonna solve anything, let's work together to find a lethal solution "😂😂

[@ImmanuelMiranda-s7w]

Please read the Bible😊

[@andidyouknow8208]

@@ImmanuelMiranda-s7wNo 😊😊. Its a worthless book full of contradictions and murder just like every other religion. Its cheated the test of time through violence and lying. It causes distrust anger violence and downright animosity because you talk about “What the bible says 🤡🤡”. You don’t listen to logic or reasoning, demand respect, and then ruin lives. How about you open yourself up to possibility your “Holy book” was written by selfish and evil people.

[@jackjackson2912]

Just remember. It is no longer a hostage situation if there is no longer a hostage.

[@agustinfranco0]

lol im now imagining a hostage negotiator like "kill them all so my work is technically done"

[@lazyki9019]

Technically, the roles were switched, and the negotiator became the hostage.

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

Ok guys listen up, we have a situation here. What kind of situation? I don't know.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" you want 10 MILLION DOLLARS? fuck it. * loads sniper rifle * "

[@yaelz6043]

The negotiator's dollars are the hostage.

[@wafflestoast4546]

"peace is not always the option." Bruh, I haven't seen a more salty ex in my life😂

[@Spotifyavc]

Lol

[@zman4002]

If you're gonna quote it, at least quote it right

[@louisrobitaille5810]

@@zman4002He didn't specify he quoted Zach 😐.

[@louisrobitaille5810]

Then go outside because that's pretty mild 😬

[@JH-Carbon]

Then you haven't seen much

[@spvcecase]

"Heres a bucket of water that oughta kill the fucking WITCH" 💀

[@wingnightbackwards]

My favorite line

[@ij1376]

That was personal lol

[@alecsanlerthemoldovan]

Was she an enderman ?

[@Boris-Vasiliev]

@@alecsanlerthemoldovan Its from the Wizard of Oz tale. Doroty melts the evil witch using a bucket of water.

[@ImmanuelMiranda-s7w]

Please read the Bible😊

[@ArunRaj-zz2xy]

"Helen Keller can see she is a total bitch" That line is underrated GOLD

[@Lexington89]

Best line in the whole video

[@pineappleparty1624]

On steam someone said, "this game crashes more than Helen Keller driving"

[@YoBrand15]

It's good, but it's an extremely old joke.

[@ImmanuelMiranda-s7w]

Please read the Bible😊

[@sawmill035]

No, I think this is a perfectly rated line

[@ReaIHuman]

I want an entire police series of this man convincing criminals to kill people.

[@hackman669]

Do it, do it boom 💥😎😉

[@HolloWolf35]

Doooo it

[@Ciurk]

yes this would be peak entertainment

[@Loyd4798]

Do it do it do it do it do it

[@amyhoard1222]

And maybe make it connected to his god/devil series.

[@Khipher]

“Do it” gotta be one of the most powerful phrases ever if done right

[@MetaFanWing]

“Dew it.”

[@silviavalentine3812]

JUST DO IT!

[@Alec0124]

oh man and then if you have a crowd nearby that starts chanting it, ggs

[@MushookieMan]

@@MetaFanWing Strike him down

[@kjelljohanbraten7408]

​@@MushookieMan"Dew it."

[@mpumelelokhumalo7107]

Zach's ex watching this video: 👁️👄👁️

[@mikepanson314]

She can't

[@realaccount3887]

ohno

[@0m4r21o]

Bruh didn’t you watch the vid? She’s dead

[@mpumelelokhumalo7107]

@@mikepanson314 NO😭😭✋🏿

[@horsecurse]

Just imagine a guy showing this video to his girlfriend and she says that he is her ex.....

[@docgrey3826]

"Suffering of Thousands of my dollars"... I am learning. Don't watch Zack and drink coffee at the same time!!! Well done, man...

[@DeetotheDubs]

Yeah, that wasn't where I expected that sentence to go either. Good line.

[@lurklingX]

he got me with coffee too, on the bucket o water. (i've now learned not to do that while watching.)

[@susiehaltmann3342]

“Peace is not gonna solve anything”- Zach Star Himself

[@Wawagirl17]

Gotta love all these passionately hateful, bitter exes - to the point where they are *begging* for the other person to be kidnapped or killed, terrified when the lethal plans fall through - in the ZachStar Universe. (Also gotta love the killer's little smile at 2:55 during the guy's celebration, happy to have made a difference, even though he likely won't get his money now.)

[@hydromatic2688]

the plight for selflessness

[@Wawagirl17]

@@hydromatic2688 Precisely. What a character arc. 10/10

[@Thewhovianwhoisageek]

He will as a reward

[@San-lh8us]

what makes you think he's not getting his money now? the mayor is working on it as of right now to get him the money in the next hour as requisited

[@IntrovertedLesbian]

He looks so proud of himself

[@dominiking69]

"You alone have the power to save THOUSANDS....of my dollars"

[@CantTakeAJoke]

"You alone have the power to stop the suffering of thousands of my dollars." Every video you make is somehow better than the last!

[@hackman669]

Liberation day from the witch 🧙‍♀️✨ Haha 😄

[@silvermoonyt2]

what a relatable situation!

[@xtruezy]

Sorry what

[@palmossi]

I know right!

[@Stephanthecuteblondie2567]

R/arethestraightsok

[@kingacrisius]

​@@Stephanthecuteblondie2567 What kind of subreddit is that?

[@JohnWick-oj6bw]

@@Stephanthecuteblondie2567 What are u talking about?? I think u need to think straight.

[@aaliyahkishore246]

If Al bundy was a hostage negotiator

[@MJAYZ007]

Holy shit dude

[@eljefeamericano4308]

I wish that episode existed. Damn, that show was good.

[@aaliyahkishore246]

​@@eljefeamericano4308I know, like the criminal was happy for him with less context. After binging it I'd go apeshit if I saw that.

[@brendanfitzpatrick226]

oh man, i am old enough to get this. bummer...

[@aaliyahkishore246]

@@brendanfitzpatrick226 if it makes you feel any better, I was born in the 2000s and I binged it on KZbin.

[@somerandomfaerie6840]

The fact that not just the hostage negotiator but also all of his buddies were okay with the ex getting offed 😮

[@immikeurnot]

Bros before hoes. It's the first rule of life!

[@DarkLordDumbledore]

She did him dirty and cheated on him.

[@dragonbuster1174]

Not only that but were willing to put together 10 million to get it done.

[@dinoz2113]

Their good bros

[@anthonyadams1325]

He performed the hit. Pay the man.

[@Sanbi35]

The terms changed. Ex-bf has to pay or the hostage taker wouldn’t kill her. When he did kill her, he lost all bargaining power.

[@CanisoGaming]

Flipping the script in hostage situation skit, now that's creative 😂

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

Hopefully he gets a reduced sentence in light of his cooperating with the authorities.

[@hackman669]

Clearly from the video 📹 death by accident! Safety on the weapon was faulty before the suspects finger slipped and pulled the trigger. Give the man a pardon and sue gun 🔫 company!😃

[@markgaumee]

“To church I believe in god now”🤣🤣🤣🤣that killed me

[@gravity_fans5087]

this seems oddly personal to a specific person so far.

[@NoxArcani-z4u]

Violence is never the answer. It's a question, and the answer is yes.

[@ladyalicent705]

- Felix

[@shoulderescape]

This has got to be one of your absolute best, and that is high fucking praise

[@DXDragon38]

Ok, the "To church, I believe in god now" got me good. 😆 We know this Hostage Negotiator is probably getting fired after this, but he doesn't care. He's been set free 🙏

[@immikeurnot]

He doesn't need such a high paying and stressful job now that his ex isn't robbing him blind. He can get a job that lets him live a happy life instead.

[@hackman669]

You see people why it's always not a good idea to piss folks off😄😃😀

[@JerKur18]

...and going right to jail with the robber...and his buddies.

[@georgerowe9166]

Even without a job, he's probably still has more money than when his ex was alive.

[@oscarmarek7746]

I like how he was willing to pay 10,000,000 for her to die, but his alimony payments are probably much less than that when added up until he dies Edit: How did this blow up so much

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

It's the principle of the thing. You have to have a real shitty ex to understand.

[@Nezha_Main]

It's the nature of the thing that matters - Brok

[@genzo454]

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

[@agentpaper8130]

@@genzo454 It's a little bit about the money. Strippers and pizza both cost money

[@gloweye]

Unless you're american, in which case the alimony is probably more.

[@ThatSmilingTophat]

"Suffering of thousands of my dollars" 😂😂

[@Fabius11k]

his smile when he realized how happy that made the cop :D

[@gravity_fans5087]

10/10 dancing, absolute talent.

[@donttrustjamesdeal3403]

Not the negotiator she wanted, but definitely the one the ex deserved.

[@JohnWick-oj6bw]

Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

Negotiator:Do it Hostage taker:WHAT

[@fictionschmiction4478]

I'm genuinely happy for that negotiator.

[@SkyEcho751]

Him threatening to let the hostage go is the best Uno Reversal you could have pulled.

[@nulsoph]

"here's a bucket of water, that aught to kill her the fucking WITCH" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustARandomHuman]

"over this walll" "Do it" "Whhaaatt?" The delivery on these lines should be studied for a millenia

[@Maxfromohio2155]

I like how the co-workers were willing to help him get the money

[@recklessPronoia]

How does he always do it the r8ght way?😂

[@johannesseyfried7933]

"Wait! What about my money?!" "Well, my Ex is dead, so we don't have any more reason to pay you. Fernandez! Johnson! Be so nice and put handcuffs on that guy, will you?" "I thought I did you guys a favor!" "You're still illegally possessing and firing a weapon. I'm sure we can turn that into a prison sentence somehow. Anyway, I'm off to church now!"

[@blacktigershearthstoneadve6905]

Fernandez: "Sorry, but she was my ex too." Johnson: "And mine".

[@erichanastacio9695]

They got to keep the gun, and gave him a ride to the town's limit.

[@Habitt5253]

"Where are you going?" "To church, I believe in God now." This legitimately killed me. 😂😂😂😂

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho903]

I thought Zach must really hate his ex with these kinds of videos, but then I remembered that he's an engineer and most likely doesn't have any exes

[@mr.pig1528]

DAAAAMN

[@robertbusselmaier]

Woah shots fired

[@XxTaiMTxX]

What are you talking about? He has all kinds of ex's. In engineering, he's always having to "solve for X". That lazy yatch can't do anything for herself, he's always gotta solve things for her!

[@Combobattle]

Nah, he’s got plenty of “X’s.” Y’s and Z’s too for that matter.

[@owentan6943]

Cause he solved all of them

[@jaybro7530]

If I'm a hostage negotiator, and my ex is the hostage, there's nothing to negotiate. 🤷🏿‍♂️💀

[@treybrasseale8901]

This exact scenario happens far too often to me.

[@theodreer1356]

If the killer went to jail pretty sure the negotiator would just bail him out.

[@Constant-pretty]

He is the hostile negotiator

[@TaeSunWoo]

0:09 that “what” was so perfect and flabbergasted 😂

[@hikari1690]

"You will be saving thousands!" What a hero

[@kuro.hitsuji]

I love how chaotic your videos are lmaoo

[@itzpr0509]

that would actually be smart to do irl because then the criminal would threaten to let her go instead 💀

[@zapify6999]

I’m so grateful your skits Zach, you’re probably my favourite comedy KZbinr ever please never stop making these ❤️❤️

[@julianparsons3027]

"Okay, he's eliminated the only hostage. Sniper team, take him out! ...Oh, and cancel the Uber."

[@Ybalisien]

I saw the thumbnail and I knew this video was going to be comedy gold.

[@ak5659]

The ex was triggered by the sight of two men having a relaxed pleasant interaction (for all of three seconds!) without a woman. She couldn't keep her mouth shut even though knew she had no business opening it.

[@christianprobst6208]

Another great classic, but that last line sent it all the way😂

[@CainLupus]

This went from hostage negotiation to hitman hiring real quick

[@zoezelni1757]

"Is that a threat or a promise?"

[@KalijahAnderson]

"Here's some bullets" ROFLMAO

[@TavernBard1321]

Went from robber to forced hitman

[@alonrivkin4134]

Man your videos are so good, you deserve so much more subscribers

[@cjstreetboy]

This was the sketch that got me to subscribe!! Frickin amazing.

[@dudeistpreist5721]

If she's the only hostage he would be losing all his leverage.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" ill shoot this bitch if you dont pay up. " " how much? " " 10 million. " " ill pay double for you TO shoot her. "

[@Scott-s4c4m]

I just love this guy that's all I'll forget about him for a little bit then I'll come back and watch every one of his videos

[@MonkeShrubb]

This guy always posts such relatable content

[@FaeTheMf]

This is so relatable! I’ve literally been in this exact position so many times in the past!!

[@hackman669]

Stop dating weirdos and gold diggers!😄😃😀

[@lurklingX]

BUCKET OF WATER took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@erichanastacio9695]

I've seen an old movie that the cop's MIL was being hostaged, then told the guy to "Do it". 😂😂😂

[@oliversherman2414]

Hostage takeovers on opposite day be like

[@TacoTalo]

It’s not about the money it’s about sending a message

[@tk40gamingjunior]

Actually made me laugh, the whole time 😂🤣

[@Minecraftpro-v7g]

Ive been sending these to my friend who barely ever laughs and he laughed at every single one

[@12Mantis]

On the one hand this has the feel of something I'd expect to see in either a Lethal Weapon movie OR a National Lampoons parody (when they made good ones), while on the other hand we now have definitive proof that Zach has cloned himself ATLEAST once.......soooo~......run for the hills?

[@FlossycapYT]

bro really said he is going to church after all that

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

yeah, he has to confess that he lost the greatest thing of all. the hope of being *the* reason why your ex dies.

[@Stuart267]

*00:53** LMFAO*

[@chaoticgura7141]

The way he looked when he gave him wepons kills me

[@deamichaelis1]

He went from a man with a hostage to a hitman real quick.

[@lilpink8463]

"Aweee you guys shouldn't have" in the cutest innocent voice ever, it's soooo cute i got daibetes

[@MrOnepiece14]

The hero he needed and deserved.

[@angrybigfoot752]

Leathal solution that made me weeze 😂

[@Iosaiv]

Yeah, the countdown’s over!!!😂🎉

[@dindjarin559]

THIS....This is why I come to YT daily. Absolutely hilarious and creative work. Why haven't I seen your channel before now?

[@Natertot.]

The DO IT DO IT DO IT is amazing

[@chrisjackson1889]

0:17 my favourite part 😂

[@Wardog01Actual]

That was one hell of an UNO REVERSE! I love it!

[@Canaris_Kiss]

This showed up in my feed, with comedic timing.

[@jkk23-g7c]

God, this is tooo gooooddd

[@bruce4139]

When the evil team starts a union would be good

[@feywinterfox9630]

Do you know how hard it is to NOT listen to that song after this…because it’s pretty darn hard

[@crazyfries987]

This is like the negative negotiator😂

[@kenwelch198]

It's the final countdown!!!

[@Imaproshaman7]

I love how specific these are. LOL. So good. This was amazing.

[@SGMsmuuv]

3 and 1/2 minutes video, yet it still wasn't long enough 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@samuraicoder]

That uno reverse card by the perp was hilarious😂😂😂

[@chuckmccann2712]

Did you guys hear that? It’s the final countdown. 😂

[@tokugeeky2931]

This is killing me with laughter 😂

[@andx19zkz49]

Dude had to shuffle in to confirm the kill

[@tsutl84]

Seriously this was awesome!

[@ultrasuperbro]

This was HILARIOUS!! MANY SHARES!!

[@Tangoe4]

Apparently he's met my ex. 😂

[@JoeyP946]

It's the final countdown!!! pererereeeeeee peh, pererepreprehhhh That's exactly how I sing it as well