Going through TSA

[@MustafaAndroid]

He had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie

[@abyssawalker]

Man, Spoiler! :(

[@theholydoge7616]

@@abyssawalker then why tf are you in the comments???

[@abyssawalker]

@@theholydoge7616 it was the top comment that time and was on preview smh

[@Qaptyl]

@@abyssawalker sadly, no one cares :(

[@RiverStiix]

@@abyssawalker mate.. just dont look at comments before watching the video...

[@furioustexan1263]

Wait until they find out the human body is mostly made of water

[@lolzor_live]

Pretty sure most bodies are over 3 oz as well.

[@luislebronaponte2737]

@@lolzor_live They could throw a body and knock the pilot unconscious. Gotta put it in the bin.

[@jeremybrown9611]

@@luislebronaponte2737 Bingo

[@DerekGoo]

galaxy brain

[@riku4578andsomeonestoleit]

Technically the inside of the human body has constant explosions inside of it.

[@iyar220]

The fact you can come up with creative and funny skits on a daily basis is astonishing. Props to you Zach!

[@Brain-washed2]

These are clearly done in advance lol

[@iyar220]

@@Brain-washed2 I know. But the capability to make so many in advance is something rare that you don't see in a lot of channels especially not without losing quality for quantity.

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

Seeing as he doesn't upload daily makes your comment really stupid.

[@arcanlollster8132]

Honestly with everything there is to see and people to talk to. There are hundreds upun thousands of skits to cone up with.

[@cocobeans3742]

@@arcanlollster8132why don’t you come up with them if it’s so easy?

[@JuanGonzalez-bm1dj]

Poor Zack will never be allowed on a plane again.

[@FlightpathPE]

I once had an experience with TSA security, where we had a glass trophy that was apparently immune to x-rays so they thought it was an opaque object hiding a bomb or something whilst it was literally the exact opposite.

[@bananaeclipse3324]

I’m assuming they also made it 10x longer to handle than it needed to be? Took you to the side, quarantined you, patted you down, threw the trophy out the window, and didn’t let you fly for a month afterwards?

[@shatl_bar_king]

So, a bomb hiding an opaque object?

[@---ii8hl]

many explosives look exactly like crystal glass. though they could just ETD test it.

[@Malkontent1003]

@@---ii8hl Okay. I've seen your comments rather a lot here, and you keep saying a lot of explosives look like a lot of things. But you've not said a single specific explosive, and you've also said airports don't care about drugs. My questions are as follows: what country are you from that has a TSA and doesn't care about drugs, and what explosives have you been shown that look exactly like crystal glass? Because neither of those are real, and there most definitely aren't "many" explosives that look EXACTLY like crystal glass.

[@---ii8hl]

@@Malkontent1003 if you look at for example salt under RTG, it will look a lot like crystal based explosives with metal compounds. plastic explosives on the other hand look on RTG like apples, bananas and other food like that. and you can find explosives that look like something else in RTG. it was not meant to say that they look like that to the eye, i think i wrote everywhere that its only under RTG. My country doesnt care about drugs in general, only if you were to transport some larger amounts, but we wont go into luggage for any small pouch or bag with stuff if it doesnt throw "explosive" alarm or doesnt look like explosive to us. of course my country does investigate drugs and all that, but we as airport security have priorities set on explosives, weapons and other dangerous items. As for crystal glass-again metalic (as in with large portion of the explosives containing metal compounds like aluminum, iron or other metals-they all look differently, of course, but various glass objects can have same metal elements in them, thus they will look the same) explosives can look like that under RTG, or the glass can hide it, since its very hard to see through more solid glass constructs-about 1-2 centimter thick crystal glass is, without use of RTG functions basically impossible to see through.

[@FireOccator]

Isn't it convenient how everything that you can't bring trough security is something that you can buy in the airport market?

[@drakesilmore3760]

Or they just sell the things you can't take with you at the market. The moment katana's are banned, you can probably start buying them there.

[@mightycannon1512]

Wait I can buy cocaine in airport?

[@Nezha_Main]

*airport market starts selling bombs*

[@hemz5882]

@@mightycannon1512 yes,that very trustworthy looking dude working there just sold some to me,nice guy,dont know why theres 500 officers outside my house rn tho

[@mightycannon1512]

@@hemz5882 coolio for some reason i am facing the same problem thankfully that guy gave me a machine gun asw

[@halowars400762]

i legitimately wasn't expecting that twist lol.

[@huntertausch1909]

"We did nose goes and you lost: totally fair" "god you're right"

[@outcast170]

I remember when the new list of TSA prohibited items came out. One of the items that would no longer be allowed as a carry on item was... A chainsaw. Obviously because, with the help of a 4oz bottle of shampoo a chainsaw could be made into a deadly weapon.

[@kindred6453]

I wanna know the people that were carrying on chainsaws before this rule.

[@outcast170]

@@kindred6453 That was my question as well. It does make you wonder though, what would have happened if someone tried to take a plane over with a box knife while Bubba had his 42", fully fueled, chainsaw as a carry on?

[@kindred6453]

@@outcast170 like this obviously didn't happen often ,but one of those rules that was made for that one weird scenario where someone tried this.

[@outcast170]

@@kindred6453 Normally yes, that is how something like that would be listed. However, this list was distributed in 2007, and was specifically for "items that would NO LONGER be allowed". Right there next to knitting needles and things such as "weed wackers". So, more likely it was added to that list just because someone at the TSA decided it would no longer be allowed, but had the probibility to be attempted, not because it was previously tried (along with the other full page of newly prohibbited items.)

[@kindred6453]

@@outcast170 ah so tsa has a problem with landscaping tools

[@snowangelnc]

"This bottle is 16 ounces. You think we're going to let you on the plane with this? This just screams that you're up to no good." "Ok, um, question. Those two people that just went through in front of me..." "Yeah?" "I noticed that they each had a bag with three full 3oz. bottles of liquid." "Yeah, so? That's totally fine." "And it's also ok to go through with larger bottles as long as they're empty." "Well duh. What's a person going to do with an empty bottle?" "I don't know. Maybe if large amounts of liquids are dangerous they could take those six small bottles they have and combine them into one big bottle after they've cleared security? That would give them, what, 18 ounces?" "Sir, I'm not following your logic."

[@junk_mccartney9504]

I love this 😂

[@doctorsketch7476]

LOL

[@commanderwill2248]

Another thing is that you can buy water and stuff after you have passed security

[@bibbobella]

I am convinced the ONLY reason we arent allowed to take water into the plane is because they want us to buy their overly expensive bottles of water...It is a conspiracy I swear to god!

[@shane7778]

Except they aren’t going to let you throw with a bunch of bottles of liquid

[@aIexwiththetv]

I was half expecting “what is this?” “A… shirt?” “But, you’re already wearing one. Probably a bomb.”

[@callummcarthur199]

I did work experience in an airport and I remember asking one of the guys at security if the liquid limit was because that's how much fluid it would take for a bomb and he just casually said "nah you'd need way less, idk why they have that limit" also the amount they just guess if there's bombs in bags and flag them was hilarious

[@sad.3x3]

i always believed that the limit existed so when you needed water or other things that weren't allowed through security for your flight you had to buy the same stuff but overpriced at the airport so it gets more revenue but idk

[@outcast170]

Obviously. If THE "underwear bomber" had been allowed to bring that bottle of water onto the plane... He could have extinguished his genatils before the bomb in his underwear waist band caught fire and burnt them beyond use...

[@keeesh2929]

I think that limit is there so people don't take their alcohol on the plane, imagine if someone took a 1.5L vodka on the plane and got drunk. 100ml or less is so people can carry on perfume and similar items I think

[@ケジ-i4f]

I thought the limit existed because it would be harder for the machine to scan larger sized containers full of liquid. Imagine if it can only scan through part of the liquid and at the center is some dangerous substance suspended.

[@outcast170]

@@ケジ-i4f Not likely. Not saying it could never be done in the way your suggesting, BUT there are far easier ways to smuggle those compounds that are not as easy to see. For that matter, it wouldn't really take that much effort for 2 or 3 people to each carry multiple 1.5oz bottles. Not to mention if placed correctly, two 1.5oz bottles combined to make 3oz of any significant binary explosive would be more than enough to get the job done.

[@colinotubanjo3106]

Poor TSA guy, he doesn’t know he’s about to be kidnapped.😂😂😂

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

Naaah he absolutely deserves it LOL

[@bobfaceasdf9251]

I've heard that the purpose of the TSA is not, in fact, to catch terrorists, bombs, etc (although in theory they could), it's to deter potential terrorists in the first place (not that they're super intimidating, but it's better than no defense at all)

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

But studies have found they aren't effective at all... Every time, the TSA fails to catch smuggling of weapons and such. And I'm sure if terrorist are willing to suicide, they aren't worried about a couple people that they can easily bypass.

[@bobfaceasdf9251]

@@neurofiedyamato8763 my point exactly lmao - the purpose was never to find contraband, but evidence HAS shown that air terrorism has reduced. could still be correlation ofc

[@samuelallan7452]

@@bobfaceasdf9251 Good point

[@jrg144]

They call it “security theater”

[@brandonspencer7093]

No. It is not better than no defense. It's much worse because it discourages the most wise, virtuous, and noble amongst us from flying due to the disgust they have towards purposeless restraint.

[@VoidX01]

TSA Agent: "Come on, ISIS says "What."?" Unsuspecting Victim: "What."

[@rhineelledavis]

“Bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂

[@raymondortiz1748]

Real story: As a teen, I went through a metal detector with a can of Altoids. TSA told me to go back through the metal detector. My Dad, former lieutenant in the NYPD, approached me and asked me why I was back in line. I didn’t know why. He had me empty my pockets and we found the Altoids can. He took it out of my hand and showed it to an Agent. He was then told to get back in line and go through the metal detector again with me. When he asked why, he was told that the Altoids can could be “a bomb” and him handling it "could have disarmed it" so he would need to be checked again and the Altoids would need to be x-rayed. If I recall, they ended up taking them too.

[@pawncube6787]

Sounds like the TSA agent forgot to brush his teeth lmao

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

I remember when I accidentally brought a full sized, stainless steel metal fork through 2 different TSA checks, and nobody caught it. Makes you wonder what else gets through.

[@hazelleblanc8969]

In my case, a pair of sewing shears, big ones. Didn't know they were in the backpack pocket and didn't find them until I was at my connection.

[@Wisewolf_of_Avalon]

The TSA watching this: "Quick put Zack on the do-not-fly list!"

[@bldrun1504]

That day, they lost the bravest and smartest detector in the Zach cinematic universe

[@guest0407]

The words "bomb-resistant wicker basket" still manage to make me laugh

[@aadityagupta250]

I made the mistake of putting a model bike in my carry on luggage. Security guy made me pull it out, and asked his colleague, right in front of me- hey, do you want this? He said no, and I was allowed to carry it on.

[@ThePCguy17]

Thoroughly tricked me. I thought the trash can was going to explode after the chemicals the guy put in there ate through their containers and mixed. After all, why blow up the plane full of innocent bystanders when the real enemy is the guy stopping you from getting onto the plane in the first place?

[@Hueco-Oscuras]

I like how he cuts himself off, goes silent then says,” wtf is this” every time

[@Terminarch]

> Water isn't okay > Literally sells water after you get through security Yeah. Not sketchy at all.

[@NolDragon]

*Picks up makeshift bomb* "What the fuck is this ?" "Oh uhh... That's a... bomb." "Yeah good one buddy, okay you're free to board."

[@grig8310]

I like how there wasn’t even one joke of the TSA person getting paid by cosmetics companies

[@scottgoldfarb95]

Fun Fact: The TSA has literally never stopped a terror plot according to their own reports

[@TheOReport1994]

I'm not going to research it right now. . . . but yeah. . .. . sounds about right.

[@45Gunner556]

Damn …

[@Princemohamed8]

Airport security is weird, because when traveling through the USA you need to take your laptop out of your bag, take your shoes off, do a weird pose inside a full body scanner and then walk through a metal detector because the full body scanner wasn't enough. When I traveled from KSA to UAE, I walked through the metal detector and as long as it didn't beep at me we were in the clear.

[@chadliampearcy]

united states is pretty much the worse country.

[@thegamingboyscout9009]

Tbh I was expecting them to pull out a stick of dynamite and go “ oh explosives… finally something we don’t have to confiscate, here you go.”

[@alm505]

Ive travelled with a firearm before, just notify the airport and airline, then check in your firearm to TSA and they will let you take it through. obviously not as a carryon but yeah, I brought a gun on a plane but couldn't bring my water bottle

[@0x8badf00d]

Deviant Ollam always flies with a gun, just so that he can use secure locks on the luggage.

[@rbxless]

We live in a society where kids can shoot guns but can't have Kinder eggs

[@Coquitten]

I always thought the liquid regulation was so that because they can't check the liquid's nature, no one can transport more than 3 oz of any drug.

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

I always figured it was to check for Alcohol, a money scheme, if you want booze you gotta buy their overpriced booze.

[@RiverStiix]

@@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Im pretty sure that's correct... but just for every drink as well...

[@eobardthawn6903]

I'd say both your reasons are correct. Same with movie theaters not allowing you to bring in popcorn/ candy unless you stuff it in your jacket and pretend to be...thiccc. I honestly don't know how the drug thing would work, just that people are more creative then me and might find a way to put something in a water bottle...mabye idk.

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

@@eobardthawn6903 Yeah, its dumb… an Airline shouldnt be allowed to tag as many things as they do as safety concerns, just to turn profits. But they do, they are scummy as an industry.

[@VoidKing666]

Good point! Although aren’t most drugs (especially illegal ones) solid, and highly concentrated?

[@noahwattel4226]

The amount stuff that's wasted at airports is basically a crime

[@sentientshadow126]

The repeated delivery of the line "What the fuck it this?" is my favourite part of this whole skit.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

I never really thought about how stupid some of these things are because I just try to avoid triggering the TSA in general. But yea.. really dumb. Who thought of these? It has been proven time and time again airport security 99% of the time fails.

[@VoidKing666]

But that does mean they don’t fail 1% of the time, saving millions… I’m not sure if this is a joke or not.

[@garrettprepetit7026]

@@VoidKing666 millions? Yeah okay

[@generalshock4359]

@@VoidKing666 peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive peoplelikeyoudontdeservetolive

[@taz874]

Your channel is severely underrated. Great video as always

[@Amira_Phoenix]

So true...next thing you know they'll be confiscating our fidget toys. The every day lack of logic really makes me fear for humanity's future

[@doboom7948]

the way he says "so predictable" and "but your hair is already gelled...." lol, it's like he sees himself as Sherlock Holmes

[@xEqualsRandom]

I love how at 4:00 it looked like he was about to take out the MacBook battery with his bare hands.

[@bowenjudd1028]

Once a person learns how to store antimatter safely in a small space, it's over. You have a small cube which looks like it has intricate parts in it. Probably a bomb. *drops container into trash can and it breaks* Airport: *Gone* Fireball: Hello

[@teathesilkwing7616]

So once someone learns how to carry a heavy duty vacuum chamber and electromagnet array that has massive power needs.

[@bowenjudd1028]

@@teathesilkwing7616 I haven't thought that far, but if it can be in a small space lol

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@bowenjudd1028 I cannot believe you made a joke KZbin comment without doing the proper research and publishing at least one scientific paper. Shame on you, shame!

[@tc6818]

0:17 You said, "bomb". TSA: "Take this man into custody for further investigation. There's no way you're flying today. Unless we have a flight departing for Git-mo. Then you'll be receiving a free 1-way ticket."

[@lootmaster1337]

Always love how you have to give away your 5dl plastic water but you can just buy a 1.5l wodka glas bottle right after and you get a shiny knife in the first class.

[@everyonegetselfears1444]

I packed Spot It as a small child, and its tin is round and metal and reasonably bomb-looking. I almost started crying as they were unpacking my bag, because I thought they were going to take away my stuffed giraffe.

[@SacredRat]

Recently, the TSA made a rule that all Laptops have to be in your carry-on bagage so nobody can ignite a timed incindiary in the cargo bay... making it easier to get an explosive on board the passenger cabin of an aircraft.

[@mikepagebrand]

"Bomb resistant wicker basket" 😂

[@LauPaSat-pl]

Remember that you can take empty bottle and fill it on the other side of the security area. That way you can save money not buying water in duty free shops

[@morgianasartre6709]

What do you fill it with? Tap water from the restrooms? 🥴

[@LauPaSat-pl]

@@morgianasartre6709 Some airports have dedicated drinking water taps. And in some other places (eg. most of Europe) tap water is perfectly safe to drink

[@amc.2_11]

“What the f,$&l” is this?” Got me everytime 😭

[@melvinfranco2142]

How the US government and the TSA even functions is beyond me.

[@eXtrem1s]

This is by far the best one uploaded so far😂

[@mango11119]

"awesome there's a wikihow for it"😂💀😂

[@TheYellowFlyingFish]

I wish they got rid of the liquid thing, it is beyond outdated

[@Sizey3]

the *TSA thing

[@crimmy838]

How? Hydrogen peroxide in pure form is a high explosive, and looks like water. A 16 oz bottle of that could pop a plane like a balloon. See: pressurized cabin

[@vuikun]

@@crimmy838 you can also just bring six 3 oz containers of it and once past security just pour it all into an empty 16 oz bottle

[@---ii8hl]

@@vuikun pretty sure all RTG machines in states can detect explosives in bottles/containers. if you just carry them one by one and they find it in the baggage, they will leave it in RTG machine and call pyro guys to take care of it. however im pretty sure 16 oz bottle could pop RTG machine open, while smaller bottles, divided, couldnt.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

I think the thinking for liquids over x volume was that even if it was some type of explosive liquid that the limit they put on it would be small enough to stop you from having enough to explode the plane. I think people wouldn't care so much about having their water taken from them if after that point they could buy water for a reasonable price instead of 3 times the cost of you flight.

[@elias.n5616]

Love u dude. Keep up the great work

[@YourGuyDan]

The twist caught me off guard

[@merlinpinkfeather]

oh what am i supposed to watch you everyday now! THATS PROPOSTUROUS

[@debbiegarcia2800]

“Inside this gun is, a bomb”(activates it)

[@RGC_animation]

The fact that he guesses everything right corectly.

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

"It's over 3 ounces" "Yeah" "It's heavy" "Okay"

[@Sean-Exists]

Imagine having a prosthetic arm and TSA accuses you of hiding a bomb...

[@tamzidrahman2673]

I’m loving this

[@personne1341]

I love how only the bottle of water which went into the "totally normal trash can" isn't a bomb while everything went into "the bomb resistant ben" (or similar) and is on fact a bomb !😂

[@ForevaMaeva]

"bomb resistant wicker basket" 😭

[@robertsteinbeiss8478]

very logical, almost fascinating!

[@Hosterofdarest]

I love subversion of expectation

[@OMGFantasy]

One of the few genuinely funny tubers and this may be one of your best. 😂

[@VoidKing666]

Tubers=potatoes. Potatoes.

[@Malkontent1003]

@@VoidKing666 Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.

[@VoidKing666]

@@Malkontent1003 Can I please just get my bag of salt and vinegar chips? Please? I could have just stopped for gas, y’know. I need that to blow up the plane.

[@Malkontent1003]

@@VoidKing666 Gonna be a no from me, sadly. I mean, we all know you could light a fire with the bag from those chips. With a 3oz bottle of gas you could... what... kill everyone on the plane? Pssh, like they'd give you the time to do that. Besides, we can't let you have a bag of chips, otherwise you wouldn't need the breathing apparatus if the plane goes down.

[@VoidKing666]

@@Malkontent1003 hmm… then can I have baby potatoes stuffed with gunpowder?

[@henryeccleston7381]

They almost seized some rocks I had as a ten year old for the exact reason as the shampoo.

[@MJAYZ007]

That was a plot twist ending

[@Nemean-se5k]

you know, under civil asset forfeiture, any LEO can seize anything in ur possession, including money, valuables, id, anything, and then keep it as they are allowed to keep the proceeds from such seizures, and it is incredibly difficult to get the items back, itll cost thousands of dollars and months to years for court actions as u have to prove the items were not linked to any crime/s and on top of that, the different agencies will play hot potato with the seized item then claim in court that they dont have said items anymore. they also dont even need to charge u with anything, unlike criminal asset forfeiture. also the tsa only exists to give the illusion of security, it doesnt really do anything other piss people off and waste shitloads of money you know those tsa locks ur supposed to use on ur luggage? the master key for those locks can be easily found on the internet, but if u dont use those locks, they will cut any locks u do use or just cut ur luggage open and fuck u around in ur bags for hours trying to find the 'contraband' u were hiding from them, they wont even pay for the damage they cause or items they discard. theyre also some of the easiest picked and broken locks on the market.

[@rob-ron4231]

“What the fuck is this ??“ Iconic line

[@ethannguyen2754]

The wikihow page is the most accurate part

[@fluffycuddles8008]

And this is why your the funniest creator out there

[@fabiopauli420]

The real reason you can’t bring water or liquid on a plane is because you could smuggle a bomb component in it. Primarily nitro Glycerin. What does only explode on fire contact but it’s surprisingly easy to make sparks by things you are allowed to bring on a plane. Like you know the electronic in a laptop. It does also explode on friction and impact and if you don’t drink your liquid usually they do empty the bottles before throwing them away. If they don’t your air security staff should be fired lol. Also the water check is for the second check in where there are less people so if you get caught there and you let a Potential bomb detonate you may only get the security staff and like three poor fuckers next to you.

[@birdmcturd1626]

That’s still 3 three completely innocent people and someone who chose a job where they could potentially get killed. Not to mention the actual terrorist. That’s a few too many deaths for me

[@fabiopauli420]

@@birdmcturd1626 ok. Would you take these three innocent people and a person that knows they, even if unlikely, could get a killed on the job OR 100-150 innocent people on the main entrance check in aswell as the six-seven security staff personal in reach or the plane with roughly 100 innocent civilians inside?

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@fabiopauli420 The first one but I still feel like maybe there’s a better option

[@fabiopauli420]

@@birdmcturd1626 having no airplanes.

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@fabiopauli420 I mean that’s an option.

[@aquariuswaterbearer1538]

I legit thought he was gonna pull out a sheet of paper and explain why it was a bomb or deadly weapon

[@nohumanhere2167]

Him: What the fuck is this Me: A Hand Him:bomb Me: it is a hand Him: you can knock out someone with it

[@kakeara1588]

"You know, for 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺"

[@jamesmelbertguisando3492]

i find it annoying that it is somewhat accurate and by god is it relatable

[@chrisgraham9773]

Absolute jokes

[@theguysinyourwoodspodcast5283]

I love how he says "what the fuck is this" to everything.

[@Phantom_Anthem]

They won’t say it but the real reason they won’t allow drinks and stuff like that through is to force you to buy it on the other side at 200x the price

[@CalamityDiamond]

the TSA has never found a bomb.

[@scottrenton603]

“……. 👉🏻 What the fuck is this??” 😂

[@averagealoneredditor]

"We did nose goes" 'god youre right lets do this'

[@changedacclol]

‘you have a PENCIL!?’ ‘gotta take that.’ ‘hey boss, some lady has hair spray and a lighter.’ ‘yeah, let them keep it.’

[@RedZ07]

Don't hit the like button could be a bomb to blow up how good of a sketch this was 😎

[@jakesouthern4050]

I brought a crossbow back from Greece once because when you see a crossbow for €5, you’re gonna buy it, guess what I got stopped for at the airport *a bottle of sun burn lotion I forgot was in the front pocket*

[@Mr.Floopy]

Man emptied his whole briefcase.

[@jeremybrown9611]

Really didn't see that coming LMFAO

[@samuelzachariah8739]

The funny part is that some airlines actually allow you to carry firearms in your checked in luggage

[@mindofmadness5593]

IRL TSAscapades. I travel with a firearm, follow proceedure-variety of Checks, locks and so forth and turn it in before Flight. Go from Point A and have a Stopover. TSA shows up and wants to inspect the container the firearm is inside of-this container has two locks and is a steel chst. So I unlick chest, they rummage around and find weapon. Magazines and ammo in different chest [[also locked]]. TSA Genious is looking the weapon over, points it at his face to look down the barrel and asks me if it is loaded as he actually tries to squeeze the trigger. Gun has a keyed internal lock so his skinny as could never have pulled the trigger anyway. Nuther time, travelling out of Arizona. Stopped and got my dad a bottle of "Old Fart" Hot Sauce. Because my bags were locked and the bottle was inside the store bag, stapled shut with the receipt and the plastic "Safety" ring on the top was intect, no problem right? Nope. Got confiscated because it had "Too much liquid". We are Governed by Idiots.

[@derpanator5671]

tsa: this plastic water bottle could be a bomb. me: *ITS TRANSPARENT HOW TF WOULD THERE BE A BOMB? DO YOU SEE A BOMB IN THERE?*

[@libertycowboy2495]

TSA...mall cops of the airport.

[@MoonLaden]

Ok so, the reason why plastic water bottles heavier than the limit are not allowed on the plane is due to a couple of events that happened involving a certain amount of water being substituted as a bomb I don’t know how they did it, but since then water bottles have been restricted, although this is not the perfect fix it’s the best we have got.

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

“Wuhduhfuhkisdis?”

[@IlIWarGIlI]

Was going through tsa with scrapple. They literally thought it was c4. It's scrapple. Food. Not found in my destination. Has to be thin sliced and fried at high temp. Smells second to bacon its more filling and makes less grease. Perfect for frying an "egg in a hole". (Bread with hole cut out so it sits inside the bread) I've heard "egg in a basket" and "egg in a bin". Not really familiar with every version.

[@taf8903]

"member this is a suicide mission"

[@therealking6202]

"What the fck is this?!?" 😂😂😂 NGL, it got progressively funnier.

[@ij1376]

TLDW: "...WTF is this?" "It's--" "--A bomb."

[@thereta3933]

Fun fact the engineering club at my high school was called TSA you always got weird look when people asked where you were going

[@the_yeester3198]

Kira Queen has already touched the water bottle.

[@monacle7467]

I laugh every time he says "what the fuck is this"