When you're Michael Myers but everyone has terrible peripheral vision

[@Ahhh_01]

I respect the fact that Micheal decided to clean the guys house while he was in the shower

[@Crabbob365]

Professionals have standards

[@HyperNova808]

@@Crabbob365be polite

[@tyrellbrown6262]

I wish someone would clean my house while I'm in the shower 🚿

[@ravenshrike]

It gets funnier when you realise that Jason was 2 feet away the entire time in the pantry.

[@shinobix4925]

Can we acknowledge that the fact he had so many serial killers at his house all at the same time means that this guy was almost certainly gonna die in like 16 different ways but he just happened to be fortunate enough to get the all squabbling before that. Also I really like this headcannon that all these slasher killers live in the same area but game recognises game so they'll never try to kill each other, only bicker about who's the best

[@beskamir5977]

I wouldn't say "just happened to be fortunate enough" it's pretty obvious that he knew what was up the entire time and intentionally ignored the killers before getting them to argue with each other. I mean he "just happens" to look outside after he's no longer there and "just happens" to cover his face when passing him in the hallway.

[@mohamedkamara7701]

@@beskamir5977 let tell the truth they guy just wanted to live his live hope they go away

[@sadrien]

@@beskamir5977 The guy is actually Dexter v2 and is hunting them all, the food is drugged and they are all about to die wrapped in plastic wrap.

[@DinosaurNick]

@@sadrien Plot twist! And I'm loving it XD

[@cowking7987]

Omg 1000th like just switching between 999 and 1000 the pleasure is imaginable.

[@fhwkeifuenw]

I refuse to believe he was sober during this

[@JoshuaTootell]

He's drunk during his math videos

[@Unkown_Meli]

Some people aren't boring

[@thebigdog2295]

If I knew Michael Myers would clean my house, I would ignore him myself.

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Gotta have a sterile murder zone.

[@randomstranger8554]

Man: *Has casual conversation with 4 men who broke into his house and who he believes to be the real Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, and Freddy Kruger*

[@1tylerq127]

I imagine this could be a common occurrence for someone who's got got schizophrenia and a history of vivid hallucinations with these four murderers playing the role of the voices in his head. Would take a very chill person, but nothing's entirely impossible under the right qualifying conditions.

[@GZilla311]

But WHICH Ghostface?

[@utachilz8699]

thats because he is secretly worse then them all

[@Bluedinoraptor]

@@utachilz8699 love that twist

[@eugenio027]

I was the whole time wondering "How can he not notice?" Then I look at my side and I found my mother, who was there for the entire video without me noticing.

[@RSM_ONION]

Lol same I looked over and found out my uncle has been watching me for years 😆😂

[@bonkhhfr]

@@RSM_ONION relatable

[@eh2587]

@@RSM_ONION 🤨🤨🤨

[@dcgreatman]

Ikr, I looked over to my side and saw Jason was watching me. Oh also he says to tell you guys he's number 1 (he's really not tho)

[@Drew57720]

@@RSM_ONION 😐😑😐 I’m sorry what.

[@juliasings6131]

'jesus Christ ladies find yourself a man that looks at you the way this guy looks at his lecturer'

[@Egan-pop]

"Like Hot.Damn."

[@theloserinyourbasement4843]

The cruelest thing Michael Myers did in this was use the sink while his victim was showering

[@ghostspartan0182]

I feel stupid for not getting what the joke is

[@thatboyakira4202]

As a Electric Shower user, I can't relate to this

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@katrina9185 Depends on the setup. Some places don't have this issue.

[@spiritsofwolves]

@@katrina9185 oh i thought it was that the shower gets scalding if you do anything like flush the toilet or use the sink

[@Ocro555]

@@katrina9185 So I was right about my mom making my shower colder becuz of her using it too all along...

[@hamstersdailylife4938]

He’s such a genius creator that he can upload daily AND finish his chores at the same time.

[@elongated_musket6353]

Multi Task Master

[@iyar220]

A hamster's daily life

[@lordoofingtonxxiv6174]

All of the slasher villains in his house and more come out of the woodworks and he just doesn't give a crap

[@FancyBilly]

@@elongated_musket6353 literally

[@zerk2422]

If you look closely you can see him doing chores in the video.

[@dimitrivavoulis2184]

PLOT TWIST: He knew about Michael all along and just pretended in order to save himself and eventually just troll him lol

[@medexamtoolscom]

I was thinking that too, because if he had reacted, Michael would have gone after him.

[@Ridlay_]

Nah the ultimate plot twist was that he was a serial killer too and they’re friends.

[@Azeroth_Lysphixious]

666th like

[@Tyeler80]

Plot twist: he was hallucinating

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

Clearly he just needed his house cleaned. Plus they all split the cost of the pizza.

[@diamondkonk1196]

2:28 the immediate “are you fucking kidding me rn” killed me, unfortunately for Michael not his victim tho

[@bvnnyhxps]

I can't watch that part without laughing.. get's me every time. Easily the most I've laughed all month.

[@lanzcordero2132]

😂😂😂

[@melonie_1510]

it was the tone that killed me 💀bro he is so done

[@pratishtha4536]

When you aren't Michael and everybody's peripheral vision is good and you still feeling like Michael......................ouch!

[@Gabe-gv6rb]

What

[@V1gilan7e]

@@Gabe-gv6rb he means everybody ignores you anyways

[@Robyne_u61]

@Yung Bloodpit he sayin he feel like an outcast

[@kagenlim5271]

1:27

[@imadoge5036]

@@V1gilan7e I think he just pretended to ignore the main comment he's replying to, like a genius.... or is seriously oblivious

[@degariuslozak2169]

The real scary part is how well he can concentrate in class

[@summerrose8110]

How is that scary? Maybe if people opened books instead of legs, people would do better in school.

[@smallmoon4340]

@@summerrose8110 wdym?

[@smallmoon4340]

@@summerrose8110 who is open their legs?

[@yournormaluser...]

@@smallmoon4340 women

[@technne-gu1yu]

Then Asians must scare the fuck outa you

[@pro_154]

Zach isn't even scripting these at this point, this is his real life.

[@captainblastem9095]

333 likes

[@dinnerboons1504]

He just has schizophrenia.

[@davidedds6562]

If Tosh.O had an audio twin

[@stefanplusplus917]

@@captainblastem9095 3k likes

[@phoenixsenju8984]

True I think I just saw him out my window but meh I was in the middle of something

[@bldrun1504]

The Zach Star cinematic universe has the most charismatic villains ever, period

[@medexamtoolscom]

my favorite is god.

[@silverwolf7773]

He’s actually a genius and was able to avoid getting killed AND get his house cleaned

[@MarshallKilhoffer]

For free!

[@nirajankhadka0123]

What does Myers expect? Its Zach. If he didn't pay attention and lost his focus during the lecture, he wouldn't have a great STEM channel on the side. All the while pumping out great youtube humor like he is the engineer version of Ryan George(not comparing). Love the daily uploads. Zach, you're a star.

[@bernard7057]

Wait, does he really?

[@nirajankhadka0123]

@@bernard7057 Yes. Search the channel Zach Star. It has nearly a million subs.

[@octolockg5059]

I think this is the side channel since he hasn't been uploading for that long, lol.

[@carterhall5516]

@@octolockg5059 oh shit

[@ckpn4771]

True. One second you look somewhere except the whiteboard it will be already full of equations 😭

[@Oldundead9491]

"i must of cleaned up when i was drunk" "are you fuk'n kidding me" man, thats funny

[@Gysoff]

"whats that Freddie?" "...I'm number one" *everyone simultaneously "What?! Nooooo"

[@Themeraldknight]

You can't escape Freddy Krueger. He lives in Your nightmares and the others you can just run away from.

[@Mo_Mauve]

@@Themeraldknight *You can't escape Freddy Kruger. He lives in you nightmares & you can just run away from the others.

[@Mo_Mauve]

@@Themeraldknight That punctuation is so bad that it's actually harder to read.

[@salmonhippo9824]

@@Themeraldknight However, Jason and Michael both walk faster than you can run.

[@__mindflayer__]

@@Themeraldknight didn’t Jason beat his ass?

[@energydragonslayer2681]

*Zach in his head 0:09-2:00: Go away go away go away go away go awaayyy... 2:02: Phew he's gone 2:04: FUCK HE'S BACK. Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

[@dimitrivavoulis2184]

Exactly what I thought, by the end it was like "Fuck it, if he won't leave, let's just troll him for having a short weapon"

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Thats “go away go away go away go away” reminds me of schizo posting

[@DXDragon38]

Aka: Pulling a Mieruko-Chan

[@Khoose22804]

DONT BE SUSPICIOUS DONT BE SUSPICIOUS!!!!!!!!

[@hellbent-soontobeofficialy975]

6:34 That just gave me an idea: Ghostface: You know, maybe we should spend less time competing with one another, and more time, I don't know, working together." Michael Myers: "Exactly, we could become the avengers of horror movies."

[@8h8_illustrates]

Crypt TV Creatures in unison: you are decades behind us old men.

[@Neion8]

Tbf, imagine being hunted by all of them - you're running down a hallway away from Jason, see Michael Myers staring at you through a window while you're being chased, you open up a door and Ghostface is standing there knife in hand so you slam it - run for the other room only to see Buffalo Bill skinning your friend alive - no time - you jump out the window just as leatherface bursts out of the house opposite you waving his chainsaw. Eventually you manage to evade them all and pass out from exhaustion only to find yourself in Freddy's clutches.

[@SoupPersonUwU]

​@@Neion8They can't kill me if I kill myself first.

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Look up Slashstreet Boys.

[@RustedGreatBascinet]

Ironically, the Ghostfaces tend to wind up working against their partner in the movies.

[@judahweesner2651]

"When you're Michael Myers but everyone has terrible peripheral vision" FR so relatable, I hate it when that happens

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

I actually find it funny when people forget I'm there, and then I start talking to freak them out. It happened regularly in school.

[@monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039]

@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets that happens to me at work too Sometimes i feel like i played too much entry point

[@sketchybunny5003]

Same like I'm literally watching you watching a movie about me BESIDE you. So annoying

[@nolanj.3897]

The other lads at the slasher group aren't going to hear the end of this

[@nitwriter4804]

''I am towel man!'' walks back to wherever he came from with a random object on their head since he forgot something. That... Hits way to close to home Zach.

[@AlexanderFromTheStarDimension]

Is he writing scripts and filming on the daily? Or has he been accumulating a stockpile? I feel like this is an impossible feat, and that no content creator would go to such lengths as daily comedy sketches. I think I heard someone mention 25 Days before Christmas worth of sketches. So maybe he filmed all these sketches in advance -- STILL beyond impressive. STILL feels impossible. Like, how can anyone have the time or devotion to do this? I really hope Zach is getting the proper compensation and recognition for such commitment.

[@egoworks5611]

so truth bro

[@geno9456]

Agree 100%

[@zan1971]

You fail the understand a basic thing. He loves making such videos. Have you seen him in these videos talking and acting? He's having fun. That dance was also him having fun. When you have fun you don't look for compensation. Just people enjoying along with you is plenty compensation.

[@bLaKeAnThOnY0]

@@zan1971 you look for compensation when the bills show up. He clearly enjoys it but if it can’t pay for his bills he won’t do it full time it’s simple

[@zan1971]

@@bLaKeAnThOnY0 This is not his main channel. And he is not a full time youtuber. This is for fun.

[@itsblu22]

I swear whenever horror movie characters got nobody to kill they're just having their own fun as if they're a group of friends that will turn out as college dropouts

[@demonic_myst4503]

To be fair not lukely with this bunch ghost face yea he is just a serial killer but freddie and jason are dead hell freddie is a pedophile so he has ither idias in mind and micheal isnthe embodyment of evil so he isnt likely to have friends this seems lile be how they would act in the scary movie universe tho

[@marialyar6097]

"I guess I could trim down my hand to make it look bigger." Absolutely genius 😂😂😂

[@africanchick23]

He said the handle (of the knife) not his hand 😊

[@Markyroson]

1:57 imagine this: joke’s on him, guy he picked is literally blind

[@mclanesmith7059]

I found your channel talking about how engineering professors are and it was so accurate I thought you were an engineer

[@thomy2562]

He is an engineer, his main channel is named "Zach Star"

[@mclanesmith7059]

@@thomy2562 you just blew my fucking mind

[@eloitsreno]

As we can clearly see here Michael is in fact not a psycho cuz he put the cereal first and then the milk :)

[@the_insti_gator]

He is a psycho because he had milk in cereal.

[@monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039]

Wait you dont place the bowl first? Bruh what you gonna say? That i am the psycho for eating my cereal with the damn bowl?

[@DMGSL]

@@the_insti_gator Who the fuck doesn’t use Milk in Cereal? If you’re lactose intolerant, you still have other damn alternatives. Also, if you use water in cereal, you’re either poor or completely fucking psychotic.

[@theman933]

@@the_insti_gator im horrified of what this comment implies. do you use water? coke? orange juice? DO YOU EAT IT DRY??

[@galewinds8212]

@@theman933 I eat cereal dry cuz I don't like wetness ceral

[@prosamis]

What are you doing in my house?! "I ask the questions here" *Understandable, have a nice day*

[@ivanwong8281]

Zach, in case you don’t know, you’re fucking hilarious

[@RinRin72769]

kid named hilarious:

[@maazuponvelocity]

@@RinRin72769 *enjoyment*

[@samueljeanmarie615]

I’m loving this. The Zach-verse in action

[@Chronos4088]

I love how his universe gets more and more connected

[@kyrianrahimatulla1561]

Is literally the cleanest kitchen I have ever seen. Mikey: This place is a mess.

[@Southernblonde1310]

Michael Meyers being a clean freak is not the twist I expected. 😂

[@legoyoda645]

This man really made cleaning his house a part of the skit

[@Pokemc0831]

2:41 I feel this scene would have more impact if he put the milk first

[@yuki97kira]

Hes a serial killer, not a monster

[@cameraman8901]

No, no one is that evil. Except for Janet at my work place

[@ChasehaWing]

Villians of his caliber have standards.

[@Mr.TankGaming]

That would be my nephew... he pours milk in first in cereal and coffee

[@Zhariri]

Michael Myers's A Cereal Killer Not a Monster

[@KumaBones]

I would say the guy is the scariest, since he's chilling and eating pizza without even looking at them.

[@nicholashenderson3543]

Can I just say that Michael's taste in music is amazing.

[@ryanbriesemeister800]

what song is it?

[@BakerScott]

I just want to say, you nail it with the Green Screen.

[@Danilego]

I love how they can eat food without taking off the mask

[@TrinexxSlayer]

in an age where smartphones are a thing, i would say most people do have terrible peripheral vision

[@kyleterry5190]

Especially now that teenagers and kids no longer have to use their peripheral vision to see the answers of the people beside them

[@encendercolores1684]

Hey, haven't crashed into anything yet, boomer!

[@TrinexxSlayer]

@@encendercolores1684 I will have you know i'm a dilf thank you very much. Plus the complaint is more on how bad people got at socializing in person

[@encendercolores1684]

@@TrinexxSlayer Sure~! Also, blame the pandemic for that.

[@TrinexxSlayer]

@@encendercolores1684 hah, as if. That was a problem before that, besides you are bothered by my comment because you know it to be true. And made a cheap attack to whatever you assume to be my age for that.

[@pro_154]

"I AM TOWEL MAN" Shit bro you didnt have to scare me like that

[@maxkreuzer]

4:34 At þis point he knows and is just fucking around wiþ michael

[@EktoAnim]

thorn

[@desertyoshi_plays]

I feel like these are my DBD teammates. Literally doesn't notice the killer stalking them at all. Good video

[@Drew57720]

Minor inconvenience: exists Michael: are you fuckin kidding me right now.

[@theman933]

everyone*

[@mlock_9118]

“I AM TOWEL MAN” had me weak😂😂😂

[@saihiko9967]

3:14 legit thought he was going to play mariachi music

[@placeholderblankspace]

5:45 OH MY GOSH HE QUOTED THE ART OF WAR

[@joemartinmoussawer2501]

3:15 Now that's a person I respect. I never do cleaning or chores without music!

[@johnynoway9127]

the irony is how these masks basically dont allow peripheral vision

[@anaveragenascarfan9048]

1:06 poofesure trying to get the wii remote that he threw off a 3rd story balcony to work

[@Gunslingerian]

and the other 9 in the wall

[@greentornadofx]

2:45 see, even psychopaths aren’t crazy enough to put the milk in first

[@ShadowstormProducts]

I honestly want to know more about their job...like who pays them? Why are they salaried? Is the support group the first push for unionization?

[@markisfort3468]

7:08 you can hear a door opening which means there were more people hiding in the house about to come out

[@alkhiljohn7640]

Imagine coming home one night to see Michael Myers vibing to Loving Caliber with a broomstick in your home.

[@themdbredder]

Dance of

[@inconvenientstrike1180]

Have you heard "I Won't Let You Down"

[@Cyberlord_Blaze]

Man I love how creative and hilarious all your videos are, thanks Zach.

[@aparna5868]

Michael Myers should have focused on catching back benchers attention

[@Sly-Moose]

Such a polite serial killer, cleaning the place up. What a king. 🥰

[@FizzyYao.Official]

5:09 Michael’s question is more important

[@pratishtha4536]

ZACH had the most productive lockdown time that he is daily uploading

[@dogwithheadphones]

Michael Myers cleaning his murder victims’ houses out of frustration would be an exponentially better movie than Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends combined

[@joecolasanti8902]

Zach really bought out the discount costumes at Halloween City on November 4th

[@parttimenerd6276]

Man got a reason to clean his room.

[@anfernny6278]

Zach star decided to quit engineering just to do skits hope he's having fun

[@NinjaTroll137]

That looks like that dude who made a list of things he wouldn't miss when Jigsaw captured him... I think that guy just wants to die, man.... 😂🤣😂

[@3rror_dev]

wow. imagine a villian breaking into your house, you don't even goddarn notice them, AND THEY DO YOUR CHORES FOR YOU

[@williamhill1667]

He must have been playing Kahoot in class

[@laxminarayanbhandari855]

5:33 That's what she said. Lol.

[@ggvv6533]

No way she said that

[@AlexanderFromTheStarDimension]

I've never heard of "I'm Out of My Mind by Loving Caliber" but it sounds like an early 2010's pop song.

[@universenerdd]

No it doesn’t

[@sheperttwt658]

Micheal at 0:54 :Maybe i'm too still *starts jogging in place* Me: JESUS JUST BREAK THE DAMN GLASS

[@TheAlison1456]

I love imagining that you filmed this just so you had an excuse to clean that place.

[@hoxypoxie]

i love how this implies that all slasher villains are withing hearing distance from one another

[@batisphere1168]

Can't believe i just watched some guy on the internet do clean-up and dance

[@shreyavatsana]

You have been uploading so much, I'm loving all these amazing videos 💕😍

[@jessicalyle4593]

This was hilarious as always! Thank you for putting the name of the song in the description so I didn't have to search for that all day while it was in my head!

[@Zwei22]

Don't know what micheals mad about, he's getting level 3 stalk for free. Easy evil within 3, easy 4 man slug.

[@unblamed1884]

Unless he has THAT add-on

[@DefinitelyNotADog.]

Ez win

[@Anharie]

another banger! damn, this guy is filling up my playlist

[@silvermoonyt2]

*micheal got places to be*

[@tuckerelliott6056]

"I cant this place is a mess" procedes to leave full bowl of cerial on counter

[@VeggieGirl07]

5:54 that's what she said

[@adams.2407]

This is the quality the Halloween movies have been missing for 20 years

[@ReneStormy]

5:03 It looks like Zach pressed the "Jason Button" (Reference to goku button from TFS)

[@louisrobitaille5810]

1:31 Jokes on you, student-Zach is in a relationship with his teacher and he's looking at her for that very reason, not because the lecture is interesting 😝.

[@PathofVox]

Bro you're always funny, This one got me laughing on the inside tho

[@officialmonarchmusic]

Michael became so desperate for attention he started TALKING

[@saptarshichatterjee1085]

he should direct a movie... it's gonna be awesome....

[@a37306]

genuinely most hilarious thing I have seen all day.

[@ItzHarley]

4:45 🤣🤣 Comedy Gold!!

[@faded5886]

Rewatching this and I just realized how dirty this guys jokes are

[@UmbraGhostie]

I feel like he *could* see him, but chose *not* to die 🤣

[@ehia2773]

This is the epilogue for slasher villain support group. I can feel a multiverse growing.

[@lilyofluck371]

People in stealth games be like:

[@_reutlinger]

daily uploads have the quality of monthly uploads great

[@Jenifer_R_]

~ 2:19 ~ There's a bullet hole in his fridge... then again, he does fire a gun in his apartment a lot.

[@poli3642]

i thank you for putting the mucis in the description , you saved me so much time searching for it if you hadn't have put it there

[@silvermoonyt2]

I wonder what the lecture is about🤨

[@xXAcidBathXx]

Ghostface trying to convince the slashers to work together makes total sense when you remember that billy and stu were horror fans. It’s like working with your idol, but they are serial killers who inspired you and your best friend to become killers yourself!

[@Meme_Lord1802]

Moral of the story: ignore a serial killer to the point where they start cleaning your house