When you sign up for a Self Defense training class

[@ixl5466]

Soon as he got his arm under the instructors arm I knew it was over. Talking about some “i ain’t know you was gonna do this position” 😂😂

[@MaloverseBeats]

"You got it..." 😭💀

[@blackmound22]

I was legit just coming to comment that 😂 that dramatic tone shift was so funny 😂

[@lelandprice678]

😂😂😂 you doing this a little too tight

[@PumpkinMaster28]

And some “you ain’t even giving me space for my fingers bruh”

[@MaloverseBeats]

@@PumpkinMaster28 As soon as he said that, i would've been on my phone figuring out how to get a refund 😂

[@nuprotocol]

The way he kept saying "you got it" as he slowly took away that man's life....... I can't.... 😂😂😂😂

[@Kingdom3-1]

Fr😂😂

[@sanreenash320]

😂😂😂

[@RockTrooper87]

THIS 😂

[@sungaze342]

😆😆😆😆😂😂💀💀💀

[@ElCapGawddSquadd]

😂

[@chrisclincy2010]

"I'm bout to black out" "You got it " Tears 😭😭😭😂😂😭

[@destone3983]

😂🤣😭 He talking about some "I'm still gone show y'all hold on" 😭💀"this is training class bruh what's wrong with you" 😂🤣😭 "you ain't even giving me space for my fingers bruh" as if a real attacker gone intentionally allow you to get a chance 😂🤣😭💀

[@zion639]

exactlyy the man was just doing his job 😭😭

[@HijabHero]

right honey he tryna set them boys up for failure with this kind of training LULZZ🤧😭😭

[@Koirh]

Mannnnn! 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😂🤣🤣

[@GeorgeSavrille]

Hahahahahahaha!

[@kniccapls]

"who gon' teach the class if I die" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@timothyparks31]

You got it

[@Tken10man]

💀💀💀😭

[@riotman3579]

I thought yellow shirt was gonna take over his job

[@ajbreezy27]

“Mr. Jacobs? lmaooo

[@maannyfresh_am1556]

@@ajbreezy27 funniest shit bro 😂😂 yellow shirt talking bout “mr jacobs?” Like he ain’t just assassinate that man 😂

[@kirito_4kirigaya944]

"Who gonna teach the class if I'm dead?" Had me dying laughing 🤣

[@GRANDboysENT]

That's where i lost it. Too effn funny

[@osiahoffutt9884]

"You got it"

[@KingStr0ng]

@@osiahoffutt9884 He got that trip to the afterlife. 😩

[@strangepisces]

Lmao yes

[@flatbushflacko.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i started crying omg.

[@ixl5466]

Bro that man kept telling him “you good” all while taking his life 💀

[@larryjake7783]

Bruh my chest hurt

[@okeoke733]

Bro been wanted that man dead

[@dapo3538]

😂😂😂😭

[@jaminhodges3123]

"Hold on, I didn't know you was gon do this position".......🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reefread1234]

that's what she said

[@dboylee23]

This dude finna wake up talking about "see, now when all else fails you just 'let them win' and play dead/act asleep" 💀💀💀😭

[@Wolfman30301]

He ain't waking up lol

[@allgemini05]

@@Wolfman30301 lmao...the fade out would've been ideal in this situation

[@idealmasters]

You’d be surprised how many times that actually works.

[@mndiec]

@@idealmasters what surprises me more is why you’d know about how many times that actually works lmao

[@lesterbraziel4409]

This was Insane 😂😂 the way he snatched those glasses off “This is training class Bruh what’s wrong with you”🤣🤣😂 this really had me crying laughing. Too funny

[@jaydenterry83]

Stg funniest part of the vid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RealShordy1700]

😂😂Stggggg 💀😂🤣

[@dynamduofilm2]

When he said "you ain't even giving me space for my fingers, Bruh"....I cried real tears of laughter 😭 🤣😂

[@undergroundnba]

ong that killed me too cause bro a real person not gone give you that space either😂

[@user-om3ee4xm4w]

Bro we just witnessed a murder 😭

[@JazmineJaylineHernandez-vq6mo]

For real straight up

[@kevinpaap2890]

“Imma show y’all Imma show yall” “I can’t breath bruh, who gon teach the class if I die?” Top tier

[@RainPhoenixTilla]

"Pause cuz I got a little low." Bro your skits are so good you had me. making the expression along with them. 🤨 Lmao

[@b.e.r.nnetwork8251]

This man and the writers are too funny. I'm here eating dinner almost spat it out 5 times.

[@jkli14]

lmfao bruhhh, same here

[@GKidTheGreat]

Same here bro. Scared to swallow my food in fear of choking mid laugh🤣🤣

[@iTROLLxTHExTROLLZ]

The "writers"?? You mean Niles??

[@RockE900]

What did u eat?

[@GKidTheGreat]

Got damn y'all boys is weird lmao. I said swallow my food bro. Nilesy got y'all reaching for every opportunity to say pause. 🤣🤣

[@rimakazoku9243]

Instantly started struggling when homie put him in the headlock 😭💀

[@who_JeeP]

I literally lost my shit when dude was choking him like "u got it......... u got it...." Straight boa constricting his shit 😂😂😂😭

[@MyWillBeDone]

🤣

[@lisib4835]

boa constricting 💀

[@dmarr4941]

LOL!!!!!

[@Therealtayy38]

Bro didn't stand a chance 😂😂😂

[@donnydarkoh6411]

Lmao

[@undre2002]

😂😂🤣🤣 "hold on I didn't know you was gonna do this position " that's outta control

[@d.h.8279]

"That's kinda zesty bro." Lol took me out

[@Qutypie22]

🤣🤣🤣

[@haroldfoster4607]

It’s always the small details that make it phenomenal.. when he said “I ain’t know you was gone do this… Bro gave him the “ mmmhhmmm” that’s how you know you got somebody LOCKED UP!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deonpass]

Thought no1 else heard that 💀💀💀💀

[@ThomasChurchill3]

"Who gon' teach the class if I die?" idk someone qualified lol

[@starkiss6]

😭😭💀!!!!!

[@donnydarkoh6411]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Therealtayy38]

He said" You Got it .."is crazzzy 😂😂😂 there was some aggression in that choke !!

[@Deeman192]

Damn son, who's gonna teach the class?? 😂

[@warmpecanpie]

“I didn’t know you was gonna do this position” and it was in that moment Mr. Jacobs knew he had f*cked up.

[@Isaiahduplaix88]

I love coming back to this one every now and then.. This one and when his barber died lol

[@KjNooNoo]

“That’s a lil zesty bruh” 😂😂😂😂

[@DOLLAMAC190]

"You ain't even giving me space for my fingers" 🤣😂

[@macattack5457]

"You got it"

[@giovannicarter3076]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BGplatinum7500]

This man said “hold on bruh”😂😂 “you ain’t even giving me space for my fingers”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@astaroth189]

That "Mr Jacobs" with a hint of panic in his voice was my breaking point. 😂 joint got my stomach hurtin.

[@MyWillBeDone]

Like he ain't just choked dog shit out the man 😂

[@MistahJay7]

The last "Mr Jacobs" as his dead corpse is laying there sent me flying out my chair lol

[@rosediddynorelation4824]

Uncontrollable laughter for five minutes. The face the guy in the yellow gives while choking him is to funny

[@dalewarren81]

Especially when dude in the yellow was like you got it. while choking him. No he don't 😂

[@unc0mm0n2]

​@@dalewarren81am I going crazy.... he's wearing orange. Right?

[@ReHabReLap]

“You got it” killing me 🤣😂😂

[@ReHabReLap]

Grab for their hands try to loosen their grip creates as much space as possible even bend over and try to poke your hips out to make them stretch more and once you get the grip loose enough you try to slip out

[@moctezuma_2]

my man is losing his life over a demonstration activity and all he's worried about is providing sound instruction for his students after his passing...RIP Mr. Jacobs

[@Poozlelover]

Gone too soon 😂😂😂

[@JayyyTheGr8_JMNG]

“Who gone teach the class if I die?”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@melynp37]

In all seriousness this guy needs to be in movies! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarajanesanders4129]

Yes

[@anfernee998]

“holdup ima show y’all “🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dbdquatrvp]

When Somebody Say “You Got It”, Then You Got It 😭😭😭

[@gunmetal3104]

This is prime Niles, shit had me laughing harder than his old videos😂😂

[@Willrich202000]

“Hold on bruh. Hold on” the strain in his voice tho 😂😂😂😂

[@beastinfection638]

niles' videos have a type of humor that no other skit channel can replicate fr. this why I love this channel haha

[@MrBEARBLAST]

“Who gon’ teach the class if I die!?” Yooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@willbongz1065]

1:29 the "ayo" gets me every time lmao

[@nicholaskola2497]

Lmaooo on God

[@The053199]

3:02 "Im boutta black out" LMFOAOAOOAOAO how do you call it before it happens😭😭

[@Boe3]

Legend has it Mr. Jacobs woke up, fired his assistant and went back to his family

[@AA-qt6zp]

That final "who gon teach the class?" 😅

[@justmasteru]

“you ain’t even givin me space for my fingers bruh” 🤣🤣🤣 im dead

[@donnellmuzic]

Bro, you never disappoint. Like I said before, you're the best skit maker on YT in my opinion.

[@Life_42]

Agreed!

[@idubtheejado]

Indubitably. 🤙🏾

[@leaksonly4593]

Top 3 Fasho

[@prettysillynelli]

Niles literally never misses! 🤣🤣

[@Y-Ru-Runn1ng]

Bro said " You got it " so supportive 😂😂 ,

[@TheRealcharlesjackson]

Because yall trust me with yall lives 🤣😂

[@Itsthestormm_]

I cry real tears everytime he say " I'm bout to black out " 🤣

[@LiShuBen]

Jokes aside if you are choked from behind just take a knee. Don't go down slowly, go down to your knee in a dynamic and fluid motion ending up in a position like you were going to tie your shoe. This will put all your body weight on your attackers arm so you can break the lock, if they hang on, they will be going on a ride to say the least lol *posted for entertainment purposes. im not responsible for any injures that result from people using my above statement as advice. Martial arts techniques should only be practiced under the eye of a qualified instructor.

[@johnsonleon16]

Turn into their body and nut punch with all your power or lean forward and scoop the legs, slam them backwards on their heads like sacrifice slam. The Ol' "We gonna be handicapped together" slam ya heard

[@superbuu122]

Lol yeah if the person is weak and inexperienced. An experienced counter to a bigger person catching you off guard like this is to tuck your chin as much as possible and rotate your head with the choke, which will alleviate almost all of the pressure immediately as well as your using your 2 hands on the 1 arm on your chin pushing it away. Then, you combine this with dropping to a knee ONLY after youve taken thier attention off of possible counters like that because you are actively defending the choke, which will be the aggressors main concern 99% of the time. I used to let ppl lay heavier than me lay on top of me and put me in a full nelson, and then escape. And I'm 200 lbs. I wrestle though, but still, everyone should know these techniques I've come to utilize and never have concern being caught in anything by anyone.

[@TehReasoning]

This is why everyone should have a conceal able knife on them,nothing breaks a hold faster then stab to attacker abdomen or to their sides. Guarantee to break that hold and maybe their life 🤣

[@jkli14]

fuck that shit, I keep one in head, respectfully. If my life on lines, im disabling the threat asap

[@LiShuBen]

@@superbuu122 well unless you think people can reach your level of skill quickly or easily, what you would do as a long term wrestler isn't relevant to the average person or attacker. This basic escape wouldn't work on someone like you because it's not designed to. There different ways of disabling a skilled attacker but those obviously require much more skill and practice. Hardly something that could be properly communicated through a KZbin comment.

[@tapiwanyamukondiwa]

"Who gon teach the class if I die" 😂😂😂😂

[@MGhammer123]

I lost it when he said "you're not even giving me space for my fingers...!" Not like this 💀💀💀

[@amirriddle]

This is one of my favorite Niles video 😂😂😂

[@amari5713]

This dude really was saying “do it fr we not playing games out here take it as serious as possible so I can slow them” just to say “I ain’t know we was gone be in this position”😂😂😂

[@t5.0ny]

“I didn’t know you was gone do this position” “Hol on bruh Hold on you doin this a lil to tight”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@doralburnett9886]

"Pause. Cuz i got a little low" 🤣🤣

[@bigschocolate]

Hes been waiting to do that to Mr Jacobs for years 😭😂

[@poundtrader1414]

FACTS

[@InitialDL84]

"That's kinda zesty bro" 😂😂😂😭

[@trapl0rdron941]

bro said "mr jacobs 🥺" like he just ain't put him to rest

[@pastoryoda2789]

He used a different choke method that’s why he wasn’t able to get out lol 😂

[@ShawdieeJaay]

This shit on REPLAY!! I AM IN TEARS!!! 😭😭😭😂☠️

[@therockobama3018]

“Im bout to black out” took me tf out 😂

[@RekojGnik]

When I saw the title & watched the first 19 seconds, I knew I had to get the EMT's ready to resuscitate me from laughing to death

[@Dru2maBoii]

He choked dude out in the off whites tho? Dude wasn't playing no games. That was personal. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@letsdoculture]

2:27 "You aint even giving me space for my fingers, bruh!" I DIEEEDD!!!! 😂😂

[@mjdollarsignoul]

BRO VAINS POPPING OUT HIS ARMS WHILE HE CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA HIM LMAO

[@matttoosmooth7982]

“Who gonna teach the class if I die” 🤣🤣🤣

[@1092malik]

This video is a real how it started vs how it’s going 😂😂😂

[@SLFKimosabae]

Was totally expecting him to get up at the end, look at the camera, and be like "And that's how you escape a chokehold from behind."

[@axx012]

That would have been funnier.

[@luffydaking98]

Niles dark humor be having me in tears *that's a lil to tight bruh*

[@KidslearnplayNfun]

Choking him talking bout “you got it come on” 🤣😂wit his crazy self.

[@NYners718]

when he said "im bout to blck out" i was all the way done lmfao

[@JrDoThat_1]

LOL NILES🐐😂😂😂Shit got me rollin fam🤣😭When bruh wrapped his arms that boy was finished!!!😭🤣😂💯

[@the_bitw9820]

Any scenario is just hilarious, keep it up bro

[@supavisah]

They done KILT the instructor! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@DJ-ys9pv]

Mr. Jacobs done but if more than he can chew 😂😂😂 “who gone teach the class?”

[@kwajoopokuware]

I teach martial arts. I've seen this happen TOO MANY times bro, hahahaha, Niles is right on the money.

[@vespzr]

“I didn’t know you were gonna do this position, hold on…” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@BIGGSHAUN]

His assistant been holding that one inside for a long time

[@Chris-LO]

Buddy getting choked out… 😂😂 folded em

[@4kings1queenmartinfamily22]

Dragonfly jones 😂😂😂

[@lhicks627]

That would of been a perfect time to use the disappearing act lol

[@DreonDon]

I would’ve been crying dead😂

[@lhicks627]

@@DreonDon lol Frfr

[@zacharyminor9593]

Idk why he doesn't do it anymore, that shit is funny as hell

[@breethomas2400]

Man I swear funniest shit I’ve seen in forever 😂😂😂

[@lordjael]

"Who gon' teach the class if I die?" Lmfaoooooooooooo. Bro is crazy.

[@TwiceBaked2]

Imagine getting choked out to your death in a courtyard of an apartment. Sad day.

[@kyn3311]

Niles…you never cease to amaze me 😂

[@Datb2]

The way he was just face down!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@xcjbmgx]

“Hold on bruh” 😂😂😂 “imma show yall”

[@Keldon334]

this shi got literal tears coming down my face dawg 😭😭

[@SOLO-po2mh]

🤣 I swea them self defense classes be cap.. real world scenarios are just too unpredictable.. You been training for somebody to come at you this way but then they come at you a slightly different way than you practiced and now you're fighting for your Life 💀

[@kephrenh]

That’s headlock was too professional. That’s Agent 47 coming after you.

[@lavendertahruecii7644]

I just knew this was going to definitely go all the way down hill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CapitalGainzz]

He died doing what he loved, but not what he was good at.

[@TheBraLife]

Bra I was dead as soon as Mr Jacobs started his routine instructions 😂

[@Plplj164]

“Mr. Jacobs”

[@doralburnett9886]

"U got it"😂

[@reubenwayne4637]

This man was still choking the trainer out despite being laid fuck out on the ground and not responding 😂😭

[@jbo_5357]

the little cough at 2:35 had me crying 😂

[@dylanmashiki3280]

My man said don't play around with it...instant regret

[@rondelljune]

after that long ass speech he gets choked out 😂😂😂