That " LET ME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK " was not a suggestion, My Mans
@aidanabregov141213 күн бұрын
Just close the distance, slowly.
@AlexRyder72513 күн бұрын
I just wanna talk to him
@Tevin-MK13 күн бұрын
@@AlexRyder725nah fr just gotta air a few words out
@tristannick925313 күн бұрын
@@AlexRyder725I just wanna talk to him “aggressively pumps shotgun
@dariogallegos177913 күн бұрын
It was not a request either, IT WAS A DEMAND
@elijahwilson136014 күн бұрын
Nothing more american than hood Chinese food 🇺🇸🇺🇲
@elijahwilson136014 күн бұрын
Maybe the hood Mexican spots but I see what you doing 😂😂😂
@kevinlunpkins269113 күн бұрын
@elijahwilson1360 they go hand and hand we gotta talk to buddy either way
@mv2.0_pillar_destruction12 күн бұрын
Insert Chancellor Palpatine: "Ironic"
@ichigokage12 күн бұрын
@@elijahwilson1360 hood Chinese and Mexican spots doing the lords work fr
@batman_but_caked_up11 күн бұрын
@@elijahwilson1360maybe, but there’s definitely nothing more Texan than barely standing cracked concrete floor texmex restaurants with 2 completely different interiors.
@ctwb-0614 күн бұрын
If you feel a bit unsafe walking into a Chinese restaurant you know there's a 50% chance this will be the greatest meal of the year
@DanielSMV80514 күн бұрын
Bro why in the fuck would you feel unsafe in a Chinese restaurant 😂
@unovasfinest262314 күн бұрын
1000 items on the menu? ✅ All workers are related? ✅ Dude in the back that dont speak English handling that wok in his wife-beater? ✅ Oh yeah. Finna hit different
@f12pushthekeys14 күн бұрын
@@unovasfinest2623 and their toddler running around the shop all day
@BigOlWalrus14 күн бұрын
it's that unrestricted msg magic baybeeee
@LiMCRiMZ13 күн бұрын
@@unovasfinest2623I live directly next door to a place exactly like this. Took me about a month to realize the cook wasn't being an asshole when I said hello, bro just doesn't know a lick of English
@zachrobledo225211 күн бұрын
Those shops are cultural backbone of this nation. Literally every race, religion, and background has a Chinese place that when you walk in the air is sticky but the food is fire. I will die for Mr and Mrs Zhou and there’s nothing they can do to stop me
@hallway_revenant7919Күн бұрын
I had a really good dim sum place that was really cute and a little shady, but sadly shut down a few months ago. Need a new good one
@mochimochi766922 сағат бұрын
I am 31 and there is a very sweet Chinese lady who remembers me and my mom from when we did weekly dinners at her restaurant.. starting when I was 6. This lady even gave me a special fruit when I was sick to help me get better that they eat in their culture.. she now knows my husband too 😂 those restaurants are the best. This lady remembers us like family. 🥹
@blaackberry13 күн бұрын
Damn, I got excited I thought he meant rush hour like 3-6pm on weekdays 💀
@j_g910912 күн бұрын
I did at first too, but I was definitely waiting for the shoe to drop!
@AJ-oy5iv12 күн бұрын
They wouldn't do that. It would make the oil industry sad.
@vanillabunches742811 күн бұрын
😂 ye
@malacafe111 күн бұрын
Me too
@kebagames480111 күн бұрын
I support this. BAN traffic. Keep Jackie Chan.
@weardwad14 күн бұрын
it’s either a hole in the wall or one in your chest. choose wisely.
@Hi-xd5ox13 күн бұрын
😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
@ElocinNoir13 күн бұрын
Word!! 😂💯💯
@lvduffels12 күн бұрын
BIG FACTS
@e1ovesGames12 күн бұрын
bars
@bostonblackman633612 күн бұрын
God bless the second amendment
@dreamleemah14 күн бұрын
That Chinese spot has literally watched me grow up what are you talking about? 😩 I don’t even tell them my order they already know my phone number and face.
@Miyamoto8Musashi13 күн бұрын
Sound like you from the south Am I correct?
@Ilovetosell-hw7bb13 күн бұрын
LMFAO 😂 @@Miyamoto8Musashi
@vanillarain378913 күн бұрын
@@Miyamoto8Musashione around me knows who I am lol
@blackdiamond930013 күн бұрын
Naaa north or south doesn't matter i feel that. My chinese spot be asking me "this you" as soon as they pick up the phone😂
@dreamleemah13 күн бұрын
@@Miyamoto8Musashi nope why??
@The_Kelt13 күн бұрын
I’ve been going to the same Chinese Food restaurant for 20 years. I watched both their kids go from standing on steps tools to help their mom take orders at the register, to helping fold up food containers at the side counter with a highschool biology book open to study while they work. I still go in and they’ll be taking orders at the front or sweeping up the lobby, even while they were home from college, AND when both of them were in grad school (one’s an MD, the other’s a JD). They had fire damage from a next door building fire and had to close temporarily and the whole town came out to bring them food and help them clean up some of the damage. A literal staple of the community. Someone come after the Chens, y’all be getting an extra side order of these hands on god
@Ceeboyforlife12 күн бұрын
Dope story 😂😂😂
@omegasage77711 күн бұрын
This is so heartwarming!!
@SaucyDaemunVODs11 күн бұрын
I'm so glad you still have the spot man, the one near me went out and is being replaced by a smoothie place because the owners of the block didn't want to renew the lease for the resteraunt. Let me tell you that they made food up until the very last day and people were buying like crazy
@sashal781211 күн бұрын
🥺🥺🥺🥹😊
@stanktatiousd773211 күн бұрын
This sounds a lot like the one in my hometown. We have literally only one Chinese takeout place in the entire town (it’s a tiny town) and their kids did the same thing. When they were in high school, they worked there full time doing the register and tables. They did everything but cook. By the time they graduated high school, both of them were able to buy cars with tips. My youngest brother dated their daughter for a few years until they both went to separate colleges. If memory serves me correct they both went to law school
@XxchewyxX35912 күн бұрын
“Hmmm how do you even ban a country from a country that don’t ev-“ BHANNED 🗣️🔊
@blackpoptart478110 күн бұрын
Especially a country that is super clean, spitting on the ground in Singapore can get you sent to jail.
@Willow-cw9te10 күн бұрын
Trump tried to do it during his last term, he had a list of countries and everything
@XxchewyxX3599 күн бұрын
@ that’s very interesting! I had no idea about that, wonder if he’ll try and do it again
@willreaver22949 күн бұрын
@@XxchewyxX359he actually did ban several Muslim nations from traveling to the US for a short while, then banned China during the COVID outbreak, which is actually what most nations do to try and slow spreads of a pandemic, even china does that, so blame for that one can’t be put on any administration.
@subutai84588 күн бұрын
@Willow-cw9te he banned flights from islamic extremists countries obama did the same thing grow up and actually read something instead of watching CNN
@georgiakyle198811 күн бұрын
If i can't get a plate stuffed so full of questionsiable choices they have to staple it to keep it closed for $8. Im starting a revolution. The BBLF Big Back Liberation Front.
@kimberlynroberts705919 сағат бұрын
I'm witcha on that one!😂😂
@inarasadventures360212 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂 I'm making protest signs as I speak. VIVA LA BBLF! AND VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
@kimberlynroberts705911 сағат бұрын
@@georgiakyle1988 Big Back Family
@z0mbiigrrrl2 сағат бұрын
Thats abt to happen 😭😭 none of those restaurants r gonna be able to keep up with groceries
@turtle4llama14 күн бұрын
I need the MSG for my continued mental health
@MatthewMaldonado-q7q14 күн бұрын
fr fr
@JackgarPrime14 күн бұрын
MSG = Make Shit Good
@BushidoBrownSama14 күн бұрын
Mental Sodium Glutamate, that checks out
@crimsonredkingdom265613 күн бұрын
I’ll be damned if they shut down mom and pops Chinese restaurants. Bruh orange/sweet and sour chicken with the fried rice I can make that shit myself we have before but when I’m in the hospital who’s gonna have me now? What average person has a wok to even do that shit? (We have one but we live like an hour away from the hospital)
@melissaferris729413 күн бұрын
@@crimsonredkingdom2656 Oh no 😬 It sounds like you’re a frequent guest at that hospital. Also, Almond Chicken Soo Gai is one of my top “comfort foods” so I’m certainly not judging ordering your delivery -especially if a hospital food tray is the competing meal.
@tanmantito14 күн бұрын
"China Star, China 1, and Chinese House" make up like 70% of my UberEats deliveries. Yall messin with my money now. Imma bout to CRASHOUT!!!
@chinacarter831914 күн бұрын
I don’t even know what state you live in, but I’m in Cleveland OH and we have Chinese restaurants with these same names 😂😂😂😂😂
@WeaponizedAutism34314 күн бұрын
I live off of P King’s “Authentic” Chinese cuisine. Take that away from me and I’ll be out for blood
@JoraAustin14 күн бұрын
If y'all not messin with China Inn or Great Wall of China, you missin out!
@crimsonredkingdom265613 күн бұрын
I’ll be damned if they shut down mom and pops Chinese restaurants. Bruh orange/sweet and sour chicken with the fried rice I can make that shit myself we have before but when I’m in the hospital who’s gonna have me now? What average person has a wok to even do that shit? (We have one but we live like an hour away from the hospital)
@Oliviaah_bee13 күн бұрын
they alr take like all of our money
@blackkimchics14 күн бұрын
Nah, if I can't get the 10 dollar spicy pork fried rice, I'm making the headlines. On. Everything.
@Doughboi55613 күн бұрын
Oml bro dont forget its $10 for 10 pounds of it
@Roach_Dogg_JR12 күн бұрын
Turn on the tv, doesn’t matter what channel, you’ll see me.
@adrianchandler785311 күн бұрын
Talk that talk! 😂
@michaelbolton-iw2cu9 күн бұрын
9 Dollar house lo mein from China Cafeteria on Old national in college Park, GA.... Wonderful
@SundayAdoptionPapersWhere7 күн бұрын
Luigi 2.0?
@bubbaxmv12 күн бұрын
Maaaan, Rush Hour without EITHER of them is already CRIMINAL.
@firework814012 күн бұрын
Those mom and pop shops be feeding you for a whole month with just 10 dollars.
@samuelmartinez203114 күн бұрын
This is democracy manifest, what was my crime enjoying a meal, a succulent Chinese meal 🤣🤣🤣
@ryanw666914 күн бұрын
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENISHH!!!!
@user-mg2gs3nw8m14 күн бұрын
I see you know your judo well
@TheSoup22222214 күн бұрын
rest in peace
@SnozBerryQueen13 күн бұрын
😅that shit is so funny fam
@ValidT13 күн бұрын
It has the word Chinese in it, you’ll give the orange man a hernia.
@apricot830114 күн бұрын
They came for our entertainment and we did not fight... They come for our food? OH IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN 🥊🥊
@memeizbest14 күн бұрын
Netflix and most streaming services still exist... and even though i know youre making a joke, the government wouldnt ban food unless its so unheqlthy that its cause defects in cognition and motor skills
@daveagard188414 күн бұрын
@@memeizbesteven then, would they?
@Literally___Me14 күн бұрын
Oh I get ball cancer from Chinese food? WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FUCK?
@Juletto2014 күн бұрын
@@memeizbestour food is some of the worst food already😂
@OBNOXIOUSBLA1314 күн бұрын
bread and circuses...
@shaneym9914 күн бұрын
LET ME TALK TO YOU 😂 I’m envious being consistently funny is tuff
@Fedora_Mask13 күн бұрын
And he’s still calling for the guards!!! 😂
@Srakch12 күн бұрын
I'm envious he's able to be consistent in comedy, yet can't be consistent in gaming.
@ggarcia9568 күн бұрын
That $9.56 lunch special has helped me so many times how dare you 😩
@blacksaiyan6413 күн бұрын
Yeah I'll crash out over this. The Smorgasboard on Charter Way in Stockton is the greasiest most rundown shop in a bad part of town but that Chinese food is 🔥🔥🔥.
@QueenOfKings040210 күн бұрын
And probably affordable too. Savings and delicious
@mysterystainontherug62909 күн бұрын
Why is it called smorgasboard? Are they Swedish owned?
@MBthebuilder14 күн бұрын
"Yellow" "That's my favorite color-" "BANNED."
@jasoncenotti274214 күн бұрын
Oh nah😂
@sosukelele14 күн бұрын
"But not the Coldplay song"
@BushidoBrownSama14 күн бұрын
@@sosukeleleit played at the end of Crazy Rich Asians *BANNED!*
@larrybird686014 күн бұрын
Parasite, BANNED Squid Games Japanese version, banned
@novuspatriarch14 күн бұрын
@@BushidoBrownSama I was giggling then you had me bust out laughing.
@Y.T.STachi14 күн бұрын
Not the ma and pa shops They the best
@hllblldlx14 күн бұрын
His reaction is under played "WHOOOAAAA, MY MAN, LET ME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK" there would be bloodshed over such a controversial action. we americans enjoy our authentic "it be 15 minute" Chinese food joints. that aint even a joke, theres a tiny little chinese food place that they barely speak english, and its Fucking amazing every time.
@Italian_goober13 күн бұрын
@@hllblldlxnot reading allat vro make it shorter
@joseguadalupemartineztorre970213 күн бұрын
You want to stop Ma & Pa China's? Time to remind you I got my 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS
@lvduffels12 күн бұрын
They’re the only ones that matter. Who the fuck gives a shit about PF Changs or Benihana closing??
@Richard.Vox.12 күн бұрын
Most of them are really greasy though. Not all, but the affordable ones at least
@raskov7514 күн бұрын
My local is literally called No.1 Chinese Food. How dare they. Yeah, "talk" to him real quick, Tony.
@stevecooper788312 күн бұрын
Also, notice how the government said even fine dining Chinese restaurants were "good to go"....they forgot to say they meant that literally 😅
@LilHaze11712 күн бұрын
My go to local is called "Noodles City" but they have like all the meats in sauces and only 2 different types of noodles 😭
@zachrobledo225211 күн бұрын
Bro everyone’s is called No.1 Chinese Food 😂😭 there’s 2 different ones near me and they have beef over the name
@stevecooper788311 күн бұрын
@@zachrobledo2252 "City Wok vs City Sushi" kinda situation huh? LOL
@raskov7511 күн бұрын
@@zachrobledo2252 They're copying mine. Only logical explanation. edit: liking your own comments is cringe af.
@AbsolutelyNot8613 күн бұрын
“Give me crab Rangoon or give me death!! “ - Patrick Henry, probably
@bombomos7 күн бұрын
"Krab" Gotta respect the fake crab man
@theninetailedfox504012 күн бұрын
It was for sure one of the better ones 😂😂😭😭 so glad Shang chi is getting some love man so underrated
@abstractfriends672210 күн бұрын
its so good 😭🤌✨
@Dopeamiine2 күн бұрын
I stop listening to other peoples opinion when i noticed i liked or loved everything those critics was telling me is bad. I just thought they got sht taste cause shang chi was dope to me
@mochimochi766921 сағат бұрын
It truly was one of the better ones.. and we didn’t even know it yet 😢
@GenghisKhan22514 күн бұрын
Reusable chop sticks in your utensil drawer? *"BANNED"*
@aramak241913 күн бұрын
Imma have to talk to you real quick. Dumplings will never taste good with a fork and I don't know how to prove it but it's scientifically proven to me
@RavenPeake12 күн бұрын
Do you want me to eat with my hands???
@RavenPeake12 күн бұрын
@@aramak2419it's TRUE. Chopsticks help the flavor because you're not piercing/crushing the dumpling.
@whalefall41312 күн бұрын
@@aramak2419 oh word, I hear you. Don't worry tho, we've got a fix for that. Dumplings... BANNED!
@ThatkhajiitCarter12 күн бұрын
You play ping pong? BANNED
@tc224114 күн бұрын
“Specifically the one’s with menus in Chinese, C-drama on the tv, and a kid in front doing their homework”
@fierce238413 күн бұрын
That's a declaration of war
@mochimochi766921 сағат бұрын
And a kid at the register
@Schticky13 күн бұрын
I’ve been wondering for a long time why every video this man makes hits and I’ve come to a realization this man is us. He’s him.
@j.r.tomlin426510 күн бұрын
Just found this guy and realized that two brother made the best "political" skit Biden's final address and I knew this guy was the guy.
@imdeadoutsidetoo10 күн бұрын
My mom has been eating at the same hole in the wall Chinese restaurant since 86'. I've eaten there my whole a life and will continue to eat there for as long as they are in business, they know our names and faces and are basically family at this point
@sofakingcool66511 күн бұрын
“MY MANS LEMME TALK TO YOU REALQ QUICK” “No please stop saying that you’re scaring me” 😂
@dallinw859214 күн бұрын
“BHANNED🗣️🗣️🔥”
@felixmududa824412 күн бұрын
Google said "translate to English" 😂😂😂
@CraigsmokesonFridays14 күн бұрын
🗣️ LET EM TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK !!!
@bautispidey886414 күн бұрын
NOT THE SOLO CHRIS TUCKER RUSH HOUR!!!
@jordancave308912 күн бұрын
That would be a nightmare😂😂just listening to buddy screaming in your ear for an hour LOL
@Vampireleopard12 күн бұрын
Nah, I live in AZ that last ban is gonna cause some angry group gatherings
@mschigyrl56253 күн бұрын
the chinese food here is so bad!! where do you go? please don’t say tams
@Dichotious12 күн бұрын
"Guards! GUARDS!" Nah. Guards won't stop me from happening
@forthebears714 күн бұрын
BUT THE PORTION SIZES ARE GLORIOUS WHAT😭😭🙏🙏
@joonbee14 күн бұрын
those “GUARDS” is giving hahadavis 😂😂
@ItsWonk1est14 күн бұрын
Fr though 😂
@Andrice95414 күн бұрын
My exact thoughts😂
@pleezahful14 күн бұрын
That's who I thought of too 😂 good shout-out
@aidanabregov141213 күн бұрын
“Let me talk to you real quick.” -Person who definitely isn’t going to talk
@j.r.tomlin426510 күн бұрын
Dame underated comment award here you go 🏅
@skumomcbee125510 күн бұрын
is that... luigi? OH
@SnapbackAnt10 күн бұрын
Only Jackie chan parts is crazy work
@syeneingram121812 күн бұрын
I'm glad you knew better than to say nail salons🤣🤣🤣💅🏾
@Watch.Write.Ramble8 күн бұрын
(that’s more Vietnamese tbh)
@FYGUnkleUrple14 күн бұрын
Bruh if the kids are working the register in between them doing homework because the parents are in the back cooking that shit is golden, you gotta run my fade to take that.
@CeceSmith-g6t14 күн бұрын
“Mmm that’s gotta be racist” like the solo Chris Tucker movie didn’t solidify that already🤣🤣🤣 Edit: rage bait in the replies, just warning❤️
@sincerelynotme352214 күн бұрын
I genuinely don't see the issue.
@ruifaria887114 күн бұрын
@@sincerelynotme3522racism
@ChristmanTambo14 күн бұрын
@ruifaria8871 racism is a social construct. the more you feed into it the less likely you’ll grow and heal as an individual. BANNED!!
@afroangel933414 күн бұрын
@@sincerelynotme3522Worst bait I've ever seen
@sincerelynotme352214 күн бұрын
@ruifaria8871 How is it racist? Chris Tucker is in the movie?
@hmpriv14 күн бұрын
Everyone know the best food is at a hole in the wall, tiny place with maybe 2-4 tables…prolly 5 chairs max. And take cash only. You already know that shits gonna be fire 😅
@JackgarPrime14 күн бұрын
And if they got their kids taking up one of the tables to play so they can keep an eye on them, it's gonna be GOOD stuff.
@Meyers179313 күн бұрын
Gotta have plastic chairs too.
@kyladavis803413 күн бұрын
There's chairs and tables but for some reason you know you're not really welcome to sit and eat there
@1l9e9o413 күн бұрын
Cooked fresher than humanly possible somehow
@an_madichon13 күн бұрын
I know a place EXACTLY like that, literally the only outside food I buy and would be willing to part with more than 7 dollars for.
@ShamariLyte12 күн бұрын
That hole in the wall MSG spot have some of the best general gaus, white rice n boneless spare ribs on earth. My man!!
@leonidas024213 күн бұрын
He was screaming for the guard like Bernard told him to toot that ass up 😂
@SaucyB114 күн бұрын
If they ban the ma and pop shops , that jan 6th event will look like a toddler birthday party 😊 and im solo dolo
@HPon6414 күн бұрын
Solo but you ain't the only one gonna show up because I'll be right there too
@EverytingAllAtOnce14 күн бұрын
Are you allowed to type this on the internet? 😭
@arbitarious14 күн бұрын
@@EverytingAllAtOnceyeah we good
@Solvernia14 күн бұрын
I mean it kinda already was
@aisosaihama14 күн бұрын
@@Solvernia bro didn't 4 cops die lol what happened to all that back the blue shit?
@jitterbug275914 күн бұрын
Nah as soon as my man said Jackie chan was out of the picture I got up and almost started pacing.
@JackgarPrime13 күн бұрын
If anyone tried to ban the GOAT Jackie, it's all over for them on the spot.
@gamergirljrt305914 күн бұрын
So P. F. Chang is okay but chinahouse gone????😂😂😂
@Iceman_Cool14 күн бұрын
Riot
@latricemitchell780712 күн бұрын
Right! Let’s not get ahead of ourselves Uncle Sam! Leave the food alone!😂😂😂😂
@persiviersgrandarcade12 күн бұрын
I can’t live without that combination lo mein !
@PoutyBats14 күн бұрын
Oh nah that last one would have all of New York City ready to fight
@bugzbeezus14 күн бұрын
The Boston Tea Partys gonna look like a picnic in comparison
@WagudCode14 күн бұрын
"This just in, Tony has convinced several states to declare open rebellion against the Federal Government"
@AlysaAlysaBolissaBananaFannaFe13 күн бұрын
😂
@AA3099650212 күн бұрын
The worst the service the better the food.
@Cassinia12 күн бұрын
if any of you are traveling on I-80 through Nebraska, make a stop at The Golden Snail in Seward!!! The chicken skewers are cheap af and damn delicious.
@MotherTomKat14 күн бұрын
If it ain't got that menu with the yellow tint , it ain't worth your money my guy 😂
@MrChefT14 күн бұрын
NOT THE PURGE SOUNDTRACK IN THE BACKGROUND 😂😂😂
@declanmadden605814 күн бұрын
I mean, the founding fathers added the second amendment for a reason
@BRAINSPLATTER1614 күн бұрын
A reason that is basically not relevant anymore.
@Matityahu-the-God14 күн бұрын
@@BRAINSPLATTER16 dude, leave the goofy shit at home please
@arbitarious14 күн бұрын
@@BRAINSPLATTER16it is relevant. The gov is being imperialist and oppressive towards its own people and other nations. So technically it’s just like the American revolution. Free Palestine
@Breezylovesyou14 күн бұрын
@@BRAINSPLATTER16 as the dark souls people say we just gotta git gud
@TheVenomVigilant14 күн бұрын
@@BRAINSPLATTER16 "To Combat a tyrannical government, to defend from foreign and domestic enemies." Sounds pretty relevant to me.
@daemon599111 күн бұрын
"👹MY MAN👹 lemme talk to you real quick!" 🤣🤣
@batman2738510 күн бұрын
Someone says lemme talk to you like that, and i guarantee 70% of those conversations are with Crude Asl😂😂😂
@thelasso947814 күн бұрын
Every society is three meals away from chaos.
@rollcaskett181214 күн бұрын
Glad someone is giving Shang Chi it's props, one of my top 5 Marvel movies.
@Inebriator1314 күн бұрын
Oh I have to know the other 4 😂
@SunGawdRa14 күн бұрын
@@Inebriator13 How many Russo Brothers Marvel movies are there? I myself have to throw in Iron Man and the first Avengers movie, so my list would have to be a top 10.
@hemantkarasala576714 күн бұрын
Guardians 3 gotta be in top 5
@ThisThatTheThird14 күн бұрын
Rush Hour without Jackie Chans parts gotta be a breach of some amendment lmao like there’s gotta already be laws in place to prevent that
@TheBaBaTV12 күн бұрын
Right! I’d consider that an international war crime! 😂..
@kinglewisjtl24Күн бұрын
BANNED! Boi you bussin them bands out man great job on this one man, great sound quality too, keep it up
@ronaldn644213 күн бұрын
Naaah not the ma nd pops😭, i walk in now and they know my multiple orders down to the things i get removed or added😂, i swear they’d become like trap houses if they got banned “Hey ma u got me with the 4piece combo with pork fried rice? You know im good for it just front me the 4piece”😂
@Desthelover14 күн бұрын
That "WHOOOOOAAAA" was peak comedy 😂
@Rokeen-Zeboss14 күн бұрын
That last one was crazy. He’s literally taking away my food source
@OBJYN78812 күн бұрын
Who is?
@Rokeen-Zeboss11 күн бұрын
@@OBJYN788 it’s a joke my guy
@melwasnevergivenaname14 күн бұрын
My favorite sushi spot left this past fall, I'm still in denial. There are those who love and appreciate you!!
@sumbinge7 күн бұрын
You take out my takeout, you're gonna get taken out.
@banyayo13 күн бұрын
Random but also kinda relevant 😂 always w these funny ass skits
@artypyrec418614 күн бұрын
The ban is annoying but the red note comments and the Chinese citizens responses been funny. Everyone is playing their parts.
@user-et9uo6lb3y14 күн бұрын
Not even secret service he said GUARDS 😭😭
@MCFawful14 күн бұрын
I don’t care how big the hole in the wall is, _I just wanna talk._
@swordsmanthegamernine797312 күн бұрын
Anyone ever feel like…throwing a buttload of tea into a harbor? No specific reason, just a feeling ai get sometimes. Like every now and then someone needs a…reminder.
@oceanberserker6 күн бұрын
Dude. The Chan ban would've been enough for me. You can't have 'Rush Hour' without Chan the Man!
@slysmooth200614 күн бұрын
They talking crazy banning ma & pop shops. How tf am I gonna get the best fried chicken over fried rice?! They buggin!
@JS-qi1ou13 күн бұрын
I’ve never seen people so willingly talk shit about the Chinese government than Chinese Americans who immigrated here. One of my customers is a little Chinese restaurant and both brothers run the place. They are so proud to live here, even during the shitty times. It’s always very refreshing to talk to them and get the Chinese immigrant prospective of the U.S.
@TheBaBaTV12 күн бұрын
The people are not their govern! Americans always mix a nation’s govern with its citizens assuming the people “support” their gov, when they hate them! Ex. Like Iran, all citizens today hate the bad ruling leaders of Iran! Yet Americans false assume the citizens support the leaders to create narratives, like when some americans praised Iran firing rockets at Israel mixing Iranian people with leaders actions, but Iranians support Israel against iran leaders!
@JustMaul200112 күн бұрын
Facts. Especially the older generations who went through the cultural revolution. They know what goals the CCP has, and would be the first to oppose it.
@nicholasbrown66812 күн бұрын
@@JustMaul2001One of my coworkers lost half his family during the floods recently (his sister and mom died because the CCP apparently doesn't understand how to create a drainage system for tunnels and hundreds drowned in their cars) and when the CCP started pushing propaganda about China doing better with natural disasters than the US all he said was "only better because they cover up the deaths like my mom and sister"
@maleturtle404014 күн бұрын
Yes I agree, mom and pop Chinese restaurants are the final straw. That's my safe food
@JonStallworth10 күн бұрын
love the yelling voice
@kyleposey267112 күн бұрын
Its the little places where you find yourself having the most fun 😁
@corneliussmith587514 күн бұрын
Black people you know..... 😂 Tony you still got me with that one 😂too funny
@someguy938814 күн бұрын
They came for tiktok, but i was not a user...
@arbitarious14 күн бұрын
Bro not the holocaust poem 😭😭
@LycanFerret14 күн бұрын
@@arbitarious Those who ban books and print are never the good guys. If any single one of our citizens ever actually read Mein Kampf, I did in middle school, they'd have realized Adolf said the exact same things about Jews that Trump does Mexicans and Immigrant. Word for word. He isn't like Adolf, he is Adolf.
@LycanFerret14 күн бұрын
@@arbitarious Those who ban books and print are never the good guys. If any single one of our citizens ever actually read Mein Kampf, I did in middle school, they'd have realized Adolf said the exact same things about Jews that Trump does Mexicans and Immigrant. Word for word. He isn't like Adolf, he is Adolf.
@Head_Turnah14 күн бұрын
"They came for Pornhub, but I was not a gooner...."
@nononope7513 күн бұрын
@@arbitarious Nah but this comment spitting high key
@WateverWatever0414 күн бұрын
Bro u are the cause of SO many of my vocal stims MY MAN.... LEMME TALK TO U REAL QUICK
@blahblahblah971410 күн бұрын
Nothing more American than them hole in the wall spots. get them!
@HeavenScentsDetroit14 күн бұрын
My shitty neighborhood Chinese spot my whole family grew up eating at closed down during Covid and I’m still in mourning over it… 😞
@universal_wisdom341613 күн бұрын
“Let me tell you something. Nah Nah LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!”
@F_a_V114 күн бұрын
This why we have the 2nd amendment 🗣!
@arbitarious14 күн бұрын
Sometimes I think about how technically the 2nd amendment allows someone to assassinate key members of our imperialist government. Like technically hypothetically in Minecraft in Roblox on my robux.
@F_a_V114 күн бұрын
@arbitarious Yes. In minecraft. I lean left, but you know what they say. If you go left far enough, you get your gun rights back.
@Onemrdan11 күн бұрын
Not the Alert going off 😂😂
@cutejokn110 күн бұрын
We will all be outside waiting cause they ain't going no where 😭😭😭
@Deebeme14 күн бұрын
“Which one of you kicked me?” 😂
@MrSockez14 күн бұрын
if you dont like food from a mom and pop Chinese restaurant where even if you get a table they serve it in to-go boxes filled up so full you cant even close them without rice or noodles leaking out the side, then i cant be your friend
@rich866614 күн бұрын
A solo rush hour sounds crazy😂😂😂😂
@deericking393213 күн бұрын
The mom and pop Chinese food places is where I personally have to draw the line 😂😂😂
@spenceremile298510 күн бұрын
“MY MAN LET ME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK” 😂😂😂
@dreanamickens518713 күн бұрын
Whoooooa my mans!!! Let me talk to you real quick 😂😂😂😂
@lifesbetteronsaturnnn14 күн бұрын
NO those restaurants be good i would argue that too😭
@perunakeitto_.320314 күн бұрын
Now everyone hanging out on red note making friends with Chinese users it’s wholesome tbh
@sethbettwieser13 күн бұрын
I hope you're not being serious...
@perunakeitto_.320311 күн бұрын
@why are you hoping I’m not serious? And yes I am, red note is 1# in the App Store Charts currently along with chat gpt for translating
@gleeshtv32839 күн бұрын
"Please stop saying that your scaring me" hahahahaaaaaaa MAH MANNN