When Americans realize enough is enough

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Tony Statovci

Tony Statovci

Күн бұрын

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@Spacecowboymo
@Spacecowboymo 14 күн бұрын
That " LET ME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK " was not a suggestion, My Mans
@aidanabregov1412
@aidanabregov1412 13 күн бұрын
Just close the distance, slowly.
@AlexRyder725
@AlexRyder725 13 күн бұрын
I just wanna talk to him
@Tevin-MK
@Tevin-MK 13 күн бұрын
@@AlexRyder725nah fr just gotta air a few words out
@tristannick9253
@tristannick9253 13 күн бұрын
@@AlexRyder725I just wanna talk to him “aggressively pumps shotgun
@dariogallegos1779
@dariogallegos1779 13 күн бұрын
It was not a request either, IT WAS A DEMAND
@elijahwilson1360
@elijahwilson1360 14 күн бұрын
Nothing more american than hood Chinese food 🇺🇸🇺🇲
@elijahwilson1360
@elijahwilson1360 14 күн бұрын
Maybe the hood Mexican spots but I see what you doing 😂😂😂
@kevinlunpkins2691
@kevinlunpkins2691 13 күн бұрын
​@elijahwilson1360 they go hand and hand we gotta talk to buddy either way
@mv2.0_pillar_destruction
@mv2.0_pillar_destruction 12 күн бұрын
Insert Chancellor Palpatine: "Ironic"
@ichigokage
@ichigokage 12 күн бұрын
@@elijahwilson1360 hood Chinese and Mexican spots doing the lords work fr
@batman_but_caked_up
@batman_but_caked_up 11 күн бұрын
@@elijahwilson1360maybe, but there’s definitely nothing more Texan than barely standing cracked concrete floor texmex restaurants with 2 completely different interiors.
@ctwb-06
@ctwb-06 14 күн бұрын
If you feel a bit unsafe walking into a Chinese restaurant you know there's a 50% chance this will be the greatest meal of the year
@DanielSMV805
@DanielSMV805 14 күн бұрын
Bro why in the fuck would you feel unsafe in a Chinese restaurant 😂
@unovasfinest2623
@unovasfinest2623 14 күн бұрын
1000 items on the menu? ✅ All workers are related? ✅ Dude in the back that dont speak English handling that wok in his wife-beater? ✅ Oh yeah. Finna hit different
@f12pushthekeys
@f12pushthekeys 14 күн бұрын
​@@unovasfinest2623 and their toddler running around the shop all day
@BigOlWalrus
@BigOlWalrus 14 күн бұрын
it's that unrestricted msg magic baybeeee
@LiMCRiMZ
@LiMCRiMZ 13 күн бұрын
​@@unovasfinest2623I live directly next door to a place exactly like this. Took me about a month to realize the cook wasn't being an asshole when I said hello, bro just doesn't know a lick of English
@zachrobledo2252
@zachrobledo2252 11 күн бұрын
Those shops are cultural backbone of this nation. Literally every race, religion, and background has a Chinese place that when you walk in the air is sticky but the food is fire. I will die for Mr and Mrs Zhou and there’s nothing they can do to stop me
@hallway_revenant7919
@hallway_revenant7919 Күн бұрын
I had a really good dim sum place that was really cute and a little shady, but sadly shut down a few months ago. Need a new good one
@mochimochi7669
@mochimochi7669 22 сағат бұрын
I am 31 and there is a very sweet Chinese lady who remembers me and my mom from when we did weekly dinners at her restaurant.. starting when I was 6. This lady even gave me a special fruit when I was sick to help me get better that they eat in their culture.. she now knows my husband too 😂 those restaurants are the best. This lady remembers us like family. 🥹
@blaackberry
@blaackberry 13 күн бұрын
Damn, I got excited I thought he meant rush hour like 3-6pm on weekdays 💀
@j_g9109
@j_g9109 12 күн бұрын
I did at first too, but I was definitely waiting for the shoe to drop!
@AJ-oy5iv
@AJ-oy5iv 12 күн бұрын
They wouldn't do that. It would make the oil industry sad.
@vanillabunches7428
@vanillabunches7428 11 күн бұрын
😂 ye
@malacafe1
@malacafe1 11 күн бұрын
Me too
@kebagames4801
@kebagames4801 11 күн бұрын
I support this. BAN traffic. Keep Jackie Chan.
@weardwad
@weardwad 14 күн бұрын
it’s either a hole in the wall or one in your chest. choose wisely.
@Hi-xd5ox
@Hi-xd5ox 13 күн бұрын
😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
@ElocinNoir
@ElocinNoir 13 күн бұрын
Word!! 😂💯💯
@lvduffels
@lvduffels 12 күн бұрын
BIG FACTS
@e1ovesGames
@e1ovesGames 12 күн бұрын
bars
@bostonblackman6336
@bostonblackman6336 12 күн бұрын
God bless the second amendment
@dreamleemah
@dreamleemah 14 күн бұрын
That Chinese spot has literally watched me grow up what are you talking about? 😩 I don’t even tell them my order they already know my phone number and face.
@Miyamoto8Musashi
@Miyamoto8Musashi 13 күн бұрын
Sound like you from the south Am I correct?
@Ilovetosell-hw7bb
@Ilovetosell-hw7bb 13 күн бұрын
LMFAO 😂 ​@@Miyamoto8Musashi
@vanillarain3789
@vanillarain3789 13 күн бұрын
@@Miyamoto8Musashione around me knows who I am lol
@blackdiamond9300
@blackdiamond9300 13 күн бұрын
Naaa north or south doesn't matter i feel that. My chinese spot be asking me "this you" as soon as they pick up the phone😂
@dreamleemah
@dreamleemah 13 күн бұрын
@@Miyamoto8Musashi nope why??
@The_Kelt
@The_Kelt 13 күн бұрын
I’ve been going to the same Chinese Food restaurant for 20 years. I watched both their kids go from standing on steps tools to help their mom take orders at the register, to helping fold up food containers at the side counter with a highschool biology book open to study while they work. I still go in and they’ll be taking orders at the front or sweeping up the lobby, even while they were home from college, AND when both of them were in grad school (one’s an MD, the other’s a JD). They had fire damage from a next door building fire and had to close temporarily and the whole town came out to bring them food and help them clean up some of the damage. A literal staple of the community. Someone come after the Chens, y’all be getting an extra side order of these hands on god
@Ceeboyforlife
@Ceeboyforlife 12 күн бұрын
Dope story 😂😂😂
@omegasage777
@omegasage777 11 күн бұрын
This is so heartwarming!!
@SaucyDaemunVODs
@SaucyDaemunVODs 11 күн бұрын
I'm so glad you still have the spot man, the one near me went out and is being replaced by a smoothie place because the owners of the block didn't want to renew the lease for the resteraunt. Let me tell you that they made food up until the very last day and people were buying like crazy
@sashal7812
@sashal7812 11 күн бұрын
🥺🥺🥺🥹😊
@stanktatiousd7732
@stanktatiousd7732 11 күн бұрын
This sounds a lot like the one in my hometown. We have literally only one Chinese takeout place in the entire town (it’s a tiny town) and their kids did the same thing. When they were in high school, they worked there full time doing the register and tables. They did everything but cook. By the time they graduated high school, both of them were able to buy cars with tips. My youngest brother dated their daughter for a few years until they both went to separate colleges. If memory serves me correct they both went to law school
@XxchewyxX359
@XxchewyxX359 12 күн бұрын
“Hmmm how do you even ban a country from a country that don’t ev-“ BHANNED 🗣️🔊
@blackpoptart4781
@blackpoptart4781 10 күн бұрын
Especially a country that is super clean, spitting on the ground in Singapore can get you sent to jail.
@Willow-cw9te
@Willow-cw9te 10 күн бұрын
Trump tried to do it during his last term, he had a list of countries and everything
@XxchewyxX359
@XxchewyxX359 9 күн бұрын
@ that’s very interesting! I had no idea about that, wonder if he’ll try and do it again
@willreaver2294
@willreaver2294 9 күн бұрын
@@XxchewyxX359he actually did ban several Muslim nations from traveling to the US for a short while, then banned China during the COVID outbreak, which is actually what most nations do to try and slow spreads of a pandemic, even china does that, so blame for that one can’t be put on any administration.
@subutai8458
@subutai8458 8 күн бұрын
​@Willow-cw9te he banned flights from islamic extremists countries obama did the same thing grow up and actually read something instead of watching CNN
@georgiakyle1988
@georgiakyle1988 11 күн бұрын
If i can't get a plate stuffed so full of questionsiable choices they have to staple it to keep it closed for $8. Im starting a revolution. The BBLF Big Back Liberation Front.
@kimberlynroberts7059
@kimberlynroberts7059 19 сағат бұрын
I'm witcha on that one!😂😂
@inarasadventures3602
@inarasadventures3602 12 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂 I'm making protest signs as I speak. VIVA LA BBLF! AND VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
@kimberlynroberts7059
@kimberlynroberts7059 11 сағат бұрын
@@georgiakyle1988 Big Back Family
@z0mbiigrrrl
@z0mbiigrrrl 2 сағат бұрын
Thats abt to happen 😭😭 none of those restaurants r gonna be able to keep up with groceries
@turtle4llama
@turtle4llama 14 күн бұрын
I need the MSG for my continued mental health
@MatthewMaldonado-q7q
@MatthewMaldonado-q7q 14 күн бұрын
fr fr
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 14 күн бұрын
MSG = Make Shit Good
@BushidoBrownSama
@BushidoBrownSama 14 күн бұрын
Mental Sodium Glutamate, that checks out
@crimsonredkingdom2656
@crimsonredkingdom2656 13 күн бұрын
I’ll be damned if they shut down mom and pops Chinese restaurants. Bruh orange/sweet and sour chicken with the fried rice I can make that shit myself we have before but when I’m in the hospital who’s gonna have me now? What average person has a wok to even do that shit? (We have one but we live like an hour away from the hospital)
@melissaferris7294
@melissaferris7294 13 күн бұрын
@@crimsonredkingdom2656 Oh no 😬 It sounds like you’re a frequent guest at that hospital. Also, Almond Chicken Soo Gai is one of my top “comfort foods” so I’m certainly not judging ordering your delivery -especially if a hospital food tray is the competing meal.
@tanmantito
@tanmantito 14 күн бұрын
"China Star, China 1, and Chinese House" make up like 70% of my UberEats deliveries. Yall messin with my money now. Imma bout to CRASHOUT!!!
@chinacarter8319
@chinacarter8319 14 күн бұрын
I don’t even know what state you live in, but I’m in Cleveland OH and we have Chinese restaurants with these same names 😂😂😂😂😂
@WeaponizedAutism343
@WeaponizedAutism343 14 күн бұрын
I live off of P King’s “Authentic” Chinese cuisine. Take that away from me and I’ll be out for blood
@JoraAustin
@JoraAustin 14 күн бұрын
If y'all not messin with China Inn or Great Wall of China, you missin out!
@crimsonredkingdom2656
@crimsonredkingdom2656 13 күн бұрын
I’ll be damned if they shut down mom and pops Chinese restaurants. Bruh orange/sweet and sour chicken with the fried rice I can make that shit myself we have before but when I’m in the hospital who’s gonna have me now? What average person has a wok to even do that shit? (We have one but we live like an hour away from the hospital)
@Oliviaah_bee
@Oliviaah_bee 13 күн бұрын
they alr take like all of our money
@blackkimchics
@blackkimchics 14 күн бұрын
Nah, if I can't get the 10 dollar spicy pork fried rice, I'm making the headlines. On. Everything.
@Doughboi556
@Doughboi556 13 күн бұрын
Oml bro dont forget its $10 for 10 pounds of it
@Roach_Dogg_JR
@Roach_Dogg_JR 12 күн бұрын
Turn on the tv, doesn’t matter what channel, you’ll see me.
@adrianchandler7853
@adrianchandler7853 11 күн бұрын
Talk that talk! 😂
@michaelbolton-iw2cu
@michaelbolton-iw2cu 9 күн бұрын
9 Dollar house lo mein from China Cafeteria on Old national in college Park, GA.... Wonderful
@SundayAdoptionPapersWhere
@SundayAdoptionPapersWhere 7 күн бұрын
Luigi 2.0?
@bubbaxmv
@bubbaxmv 12 күн бұрын
Maaaan, Rush Hour without EITHER of them is already CRIMINAL.
@firework8140
@firework8140 12 күн бұрын
Those mom and pop shops be feeding you for a whole month with just 10 dollars.
@samuelmartinez2031
@samuelmartinez2031 14 күн бұрын
This is democracy manifest, what was my crime enjoying a meal, a succulent Chinese meal 🤣🤣🤣
@ryanw6669
@ryanw6669 14 күн бұрын
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENISHH!!!!
@user-mg2gs3nw8m
@user-mg2gs3nw8m 14 күн бұрын
I see you know your judo well
@TheSoup222222
@TheSoup222222 14 күн бұрын
rest in peace
@SnozBerryQueen
@SnozBerryQueen 13 күн бұрын
😅that shit is so funny fam
@ValidT
@ValidT 13 күн бұрын
It has the word Chinese in it, you’ll give the orange man a hernia.
@apricot8301
@apricot8301 14 күн бұрын
They came for our entertainment and we did not fight... They come for our food? OH IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN 🥊🥊
@memeizbest
@memeizbest 14 күн бұрын
Netflix and most streaming services still exist... and even though i know youre making a joke, the government wouldnt ban food unless its so unheqlthy that its cause defects in cognition and motor skills
@daveagard1884
@daveagard1884 14 күн бұрын
@@memeizbesteven then, would they?
@Literally___Me
@Literally___Me 14 күн бұрын
Oh I get ball cancer from Chinese food? WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FUCK?
@Juletto20
@Juletto20 14 күн бұрын
@@memeizbestour food is some of the worst food already😂
@OBNOXIOUSBLA13
@OBNOXIOUSBLA13 14 күн бұрын
bread and circuses...
@shaneym99
@shaneym99 14 күн бұрын
LET ME TALK TO YOU 😂 I’m envious being consistently funny is tuff
@Fedora_Mask
@Fedora_Mask 13 күн бұрын
And he’s still calling for the guards!!! 😂
@Srakch
@Srakch 12 күн бұрын
I'm envious he's able to be consistent in comedy, yet can't be consistent in gaming.
@ggarcia956
@ggarcia956 8 күн бұрын
That $9.56 lunch special has helped me so many times how dare you 😩
@blacksaiyan64
@blacksaiyan64 13 күн бұрын
Yeah I'll crash out over this. The Smorgasboard on Charter Way in Stockton is the greasiest most rundown shop in a bad part of town but that Chinese food is 🔥🔥🔥.
@QueenOfKings0402
@QueenOfKings0402 10 күн бұрын
And probably affordable too. Savings and delicious
@mysterystainontherug6290
@mysterystainontherug6290 9 күн бұрын
Why is it called smorgasboard? Are they Swedish owned?
@MBthebuilder
@MBthebuilder 14 күн бұрын
"Yellow" "That's my favorite color-" "BANNED."
@jasoncenotti2742
@jasoncenotti2742 14 күн бұрын
Oh nah😂
@sosukelele
@sosukelele 14 күн бұрын
"But not the Coldplay song"
@BushidoBrownSama
@BushidoBrownSama 14 күн бұрын
​@@sosukeleleit played at the end of Crazy Rich Asians *BANNED!*
@larrybird6860
@larrybird6860 14 күн бұрын
Parasite, BANNED Squid Games Japanese version, banned
@novuspatriarch
@novuspatriarch 14 күн бұрын
@@BushidoBrownSama I was giggling then you had me bust out laughing.
@Y.T.STachi
@Y.T.STachi 14 күн бұрын
Not the ma and pa shops They the best
@hllblldlx
@hllblldlx 14 күн бұрын
His reaction is under played "WHOOOAAAA, MY MAN, LET ME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK" there would be bloodshed over such a controversial action. we americans enjoy our authentic "it be 15 minute" Chinese food joints. that aint even a joke, theres a tiny little chinese food place that they barely speak english, and its Fucking amazing every time.
@Italian_goober
@Italian_goober 13 күн бұрын
@@hllblldlxnot reading allat vro make it shorter
@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702
@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 13 күн бұрын
You want to stop Ma & Pa China's? Time to remind you I got my 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS
@lvduffels
@lvduffels 12 күн бұрын
They’re the only ones that matter. Who the fuck gives a shit about PF Changs or Benihana closing??
@Richard.Vox.
@Richard.Vox. 12 күн бұрын
Most of them are really greasy though. Not all, but the affordable ones at least
@raskov75
@raskov75 14 күн бұрын
My local is literally called No.1 Chinese Food. How dare they. Yeah, "talk" to him real quick, Tony.
@stevecooper7883
@stevecooper7883 12 күн бұрын
Also, notice how the government said even fine dining Chinese restaurants were "good to go"....they forgot to say they meant that literally 😅
@LilHaze117
@LilHaze117 12 күн бұрын
My go to local is called "Noodles City" but they have like all the meats in sauces and only 2 different types of noodles 😭
@zachrobledo2252
@zachrobledo2252 11 күн бұрын
Bro everyone’s is called No.1 Chinese Food 😂😭 there’s 2 different ones near me and they have beef over the name
@stevecooper7883
@stevecooper7883 11 күн бұрын
@@zachrobledo2252 "City Wok vs City Sushi" kinda situation huh? LOL
@raskov75
@raskov75 11 күн бұрын
@@zachrobledo2252 They're copying mine. Only logical explanation. edit: liking your own comments is cringe af.
@AbsolutelyNot86
@AbsolutelyNot86 13 күн бұрын
“Give me crab Rangoon or give me death!! “ - Patrick Henry, probably
@bombomos
@bombomos 7 күн бұрын
"Krab" Gotta respect the fake crab man
@theninetailedfox5040
@theninetailedfox5040 12 күн бұрын
It was for sure one of the better ones 😂😂😭😭 so glad Shang chi is getting some love man so underrated
@abstractfriends6722
@abstractfriends6722 10 күн бұрын
its so good 😭🤌✨
@Dopeamiine
@Dopeamiine 2 күн бұрын
I stop listening to other peoples opinion when i noticed i liked or loved everything those critics was telling me is bad. I just thought they got sht taste cause shang chi was dope to me
@mochimochi7669
@mochimochi7669 21 сағат бұрын
It truly was one of the better ones.. and we didn’t even know it yet 😢
@GenghisKhan225
@GenghisKhan225 14 күн бұрын
Reusable chop sticks in your utensil drawer? *"BANNED"*
@aramak2419
@aramak2419 13 күн бұрын
Imma have to talk to you real quick. Dumplings will never taste good with a fork and I don't know how to prove it but it's scientifically proven to me
@RavenPeake
@RavenPeake 12 күн бұрын
Do you want me to eat with my hands???
@RavenPeake
@RavenPeake 12 күн бұрын
​@@aramak2419it's TRUE. Chopsticks help the flavor because you're not piercing/crushing the dumpling.
@whalefall413
@whalefall413 12 күн бұрын
@@aramak2419 oh word, I hear you. Don't worry tho, we've got a fix for that. Dumplings... BANNED!
@ThatkhajiitCarter
@ThatkhajiitCarter 12 күн бұрын
You play ping pong? BANNED
@tc2241
@tc2241 14 күн бұрын
“Specifically the one’s with menus in Chinese, C-drama on the tv, and a kid in front doing their homework”
@fierce2384
@fierce2384 13 күн бұрын
That's a declaration of war
@mochimochi7669
@mochimochi7669 21 сағат бұрын
And a kid at the register
@Schticky
@Schticky 13 күн бұрын
I’ve been wondering for a long time why every video this man makes hits and I’ve come to a realization this man is us. He’s him.
@j.r.tomlin4265
@j.r.tomlin4265 10 күн бұрын
Just found this guy and realized that two brother made the best "political" skit Biden's final address and I knew this guy was the guy.
@imdeadoutsidetoo
@imdeadoutsidetoo 10 күн бұрын
My mom has been eating at the same hole in the wall Chinese restaurant since 86'. I've eaten there my whole a life and will continue to eat there for as long as they are in business, they know our names and faces and are basically family at this point
@sofakingcool665
@sofakingcool665 11 күн бұрын
“MY MANS LEMME TALK TO YOU REALQ QUICK” “No please stop saying that you’re scaring me” 😂
@dallinw8592
@dallinw8592 14 күн бұрын
“BHANNED🗣️🗣️🔥”
@felixmududa8244
@felixmududa8244 12 күн бұрын
Google said "translate to English" 😂😂😂
@CraigsmokesonFridays
@CraigsmokesonFridays 14 күн бұрын
🗣️ LET EM TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK !!!
@bautispidey8864
@bautispidey8864 14 күн бұрын
NOT THE SOLO CHRIS TUCKER RUSH HOUR!!!
@jordancave3089
@jordancave3089 12 күн бұрын
That would be a nightmare😂😂just listening to buddy screaming in your ear for an hour LOL
@Vampireleopard
@Vampireleopard 12 күн бұрын
Nah, I live in AZ that last ban is gonna cause some angry group gatherings
@mschigyrl5625
@mschigyrl5625 3 күн бұрын
the chinese food here is so bad!! where do you go? please don’t say tams
@Dichotious
@Dichotious 12 күн бұрын
"Guards! GUARDS!" Nah. Guards won't stop me from happening
@forthebears7
@forthebears7 14 күн бұрын
BUT THE PORTION SIZES ARE GLORIOUS WHAT😭😭🙏🙏
@joonbee
@joonbee 14 күн бұрын
those “GUARDS” is giving hahadavis 😂😂
@ItsWonk1est
@ItsWonk1est 14 күн бұрын
Fr though 😂
@Andrice954
@Andrice954 14 күн бұрын
My exact thoughts😂
@pleezahful
@pleezahful 14 күн бұрын
That's who I thought of too 😂 good shout-out
@aidanabregov1412
@aidanabregov1412 13 күн бұрын
“Let me talk to you real quick.” -Person who definitely isn’t going to talk
@j.r.tomlin4265
@j.r.tomlin4265 10 күн бұрын
Dame underated comment award here you go 🏅
@skumomcbee1255
@skumomcbee1255 10 күн бұрын
is that... luigi? OH
@SnapbackAnt
@SnapbackAnt 10 күн бұрын
Only Jackie chan parts is crazy work
@syeneingram1218
@syeneingram1218 12 күн бұрын
I'm glad you knew better than to say nail salons🤣🤣🤣💅🏾
@Watch.Write.Ramble
@Watch.Write.Ramble 8 күн бұрын
(that’s more Vietnamese tbh)
@FYGUnkleUrple
@FYGUnkleUrple 14 күн бұрын
Bruh if the kids are working the register in between them doing homework because the parents are in the back cooking that shit is golden, you gotta run my fade to take that.
@CeceSmith-g6t
@CeceSmith-g6t 14 күн бұрын
“Mmm that’s gotta be racist” like the solo Chris Tucker movie didn’t solidify that already🤣🤣🤣 Edit: rage bait in the replies, just warning❤️
@sincerelynotme3522
@sincerelynotme3522 14 күн бұрын
I genuinely don't see the issue.
@ruifaria8871
@ruifaria8871 14 күн бұрын
​@@sincerelynotme3522racism
@ChristmanTambo
@ChristmanTambo 14 күн бұрын
@ruifaria8871 racism is a social construct. the more you feed into it the less likely you’ll grow and heal as an individual. BANNED!!
@afroangel9334
@afroangel9334 14 күн бұрын
​@@sincerelynotme3522Worst bait I've ever seen
@sincerelynotme3522
@sincerelynotme3522 14 күн бұрын
@ruifaria8871 How is it racist? Chris Tucker is in the movie?
@hmpriv
@hmpriv 14 күн бұрын
Everyone know the best food is at a hole in the wall, tiny place with maybe 2-4 tables…prolly 5 chairs max. And take cash only. You already know that shits gonna be fire 😅
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 14 күн бұрын
And if they got their kids taking up one of the tables to play so they can keep an eye on them, it's gonna be GOOD stuff.
@Meyers1793
@Meyers1793 13 күн бұрын
Gotta have plastic chairs too.
@kyladavis8034
@kyladavis8034 13 күн бұрын
There's chairs and tables but for some reason you know you're not really welcome to sit and eat there
@1l9e9o4
@1l9e9o4 13 күн бұрын
Cooked fresher than humanly possible somehow
@an_madichon
@an_madichon 13 күн бұрын
I know a place EXACTLY like that, literally the only outside food I buy and would be willing to part with more than 7 dollars for.
@ShamariLyte
@ShamariLyte 12 күн бұрын
That hole in the wall MSG spot have some of the best general gaus, white rice n boneless spare ribs on earth. My man!!
@leonidas0242
@leonidas0242 13 күн бұрын
He was screaming for the guard like Bernard told him to toot that ass up 😂
@SaucyB1
@SaucyB1 14 күн бұрын
If they ban the ma and pop shops , that jan 6th event will look like a toddler birthday party 😊 and im solo dolo
@HPon64
@HPon64 14 күн бұрын
Solo but you ain't the only one gonna show up because I'll be right there too
@EverytingAllAtOnce
@EverytingAllAtOnce 14 күн бұрын
Are you allowed to type this on the internet? 😭
@arbitarious
@arbitarious 14 күн бұрын
@@EverytingAllAtOnceyeah we good
@Solvernia
@Solvernia 14 күн бұрын
I mean it kinda already was
@aisosaihama
@aisosaihama 14 күн бұрын
​@@Solvernia bro didn't 4 cops die lol what happened to all that back the blue shit?
@jitterbug2759
@jitterbug2759 14 күн бұрын
Nah as soon as my man said Jackie chan was out of the picture I got up and almost started pacing.
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 13 күн бұрын
If anyone tried to ban the GOAT Jackie, it's all over for them on the spot.
@gamergirljrt3059
@gamergirljrt3059 14 күн бұрын
So P. F. Chang is okay but chinahouse gone????😂😂😂
@Iceman_Cool
@Iceman_Cool 14 күн бұрын
Riot
@latricemitchell7807
@latricemitchell7807 12 күн бұрын
Right! Let’s not get ahead of ourselves Uncle Sam! Leave the food alone!😂😂😂😂
@persiviersgrandarcade
@persiviersgrandarcade 12 күн бұрын
I can’t live without that combination lo mein !
@PoutyBats
@PoutyBats 14 күн бұрын
Oh nah that last one would have all of New York City ready to fight
@bugzbeezus
@bugzbeezus 14 күн бұрын
The Boston Tea Partys gonna look like a picnic in comparison
@WagudCode
@WagudCode 14 күн бұрын
"This just in, Tony has convinced several states to declare open rebellion against the Federal Government"
@AlysaAlysaBolissaBananaFannaFe
@AlysaAlysaBolissaBananaFannaFe 13 күн бұрын
😂
@AA30996502
@AA30996502 12 күн бұрын
The worst the service the better the food.
@Cassinia
@Cassinia 12 күн бұрын
if any of you are traveling on I-80 through Nebraska, make a stop at The Golden Snail in Seward!!! The chicken skewers are cheap af and damn delicious.
@MotherTomKat
@MotherTomKat 14 күн бұрын
If it ain't got that menu with the yellow tint , it ain't worth your money my guy 😂
@MrChefT
@MrChefT 14 күн бұрын
NOT THE PURGE SOUNDTRACK IN THE BACKGROUND 😂😂😂
@declanmadden6058
@declanmadden6058 14 күн бұрын
I mean, the founding fathers added the second amendment for a reason
@BRAINSPLATTER16
@BRAINSPLATTER16 14 күн бұрын
A reason that is basically not relevant anymore.
@Matityahu-the-God
@Matityahu-the-God 14 күн бұрын
​@@BRAINSPLATTER16 dude, leave the goofy shit at home please
@arbitarious
@arbitarious 14 күн бұрын
@@BRAINSPLATTER16it is relevant. The gov is being imperialist and oppressive towards its own people and other nations. So technically it’s just like the American revolution. Free Palestine
@Breezylovesyou
@Breezylovesyou 14 күн бұрын
​@@BRAINSPLATTER16 as the dark souls people say we just gotta git gud
@TheVenomVigilant
@TheVenomVigilant 14 күн бұрын
@@BRAINSPLATTER16 "To Combat a tyrannical government, to defend from foreign and domestic enemies." Sounds pretty relevant to me.
@daemon5991
@daemon5991 11 күн бұрын
"👹MY MAN👹 lemme talk to you real quick!" 🤣🤣
@batman27385
@batman27385 10 күн бұрын
Someone says lemme talk to you like that, and i guarantee 70% of those conversations are with Crude Asl😂😂😂
@thelasso9478
@thelasso9478 14 күн бұрын
Every society is three meals away from chaos.
@rollcaskett1812
@rollcaskett1812 14 күн бұрын
Glad someone is giving Shang Chi it's props, one of my top 5 Marvel movies.
@Inebriator13
@Inebriator13 14 күн бұрын
Oh I have to know the other 4 😂
@SunGawdRa
@SunGawdRa 14 күн бұрын
@@Inebriator13 How many Russo Brothers Marvel movies are there? I myself have to throw in Iron Man and the first Avengers movie, so my list would have to be a top 10.
@hemantkarasala5767
@hemantkarasala5767 14 күн бұрын
Guardians 3 gotta be in top 5
@ThisThatTheThird
@ThisThatTheThird 14 күн бұрын
Rush Hour without Jackie Chans parts gotta be a breach of some amendment lmao like there’s gotta already be laws in place to prevent that
@TheBaBaTV
@TheBaBaTV 12 күн бұрын
Right! I’d consider that an international war crime! 😂..
@kinglewisjtl24
@kinglewisjtl24 Күн бұрын
BANNED! Boi you bussin them bands out man great job on this one man, great sound quality too, keep it up
@ronaldn6442
@ronaldn6442 13 күн бұрын
Naaah not the ma nd pops😭, i walk in now and they know my multiple orders down to the things i get removed or added😂, i swear they’d become like trap houses if they got banned “Hey ma u got me with the 4piece combo with pork fried rice? You know im good for it just front me the 4piece”😂
@Desthelover
@Desthelover 14 күн бұрын
That "WHOOOOOAAAA" was peak comedy 😂
@Rokeen-Zeboss
@Rokeen-Zeboss 14 күн бұрын
That last one was crazy. He’s literally taking away my food source
@OBJYN788
@OBJYN788 12 күн бұрын
Who is?
@Rokeen-Zeboss
@Rokeen-Zeboss 11 күн бұрын
@@OBJYN788 it’s a joke my guy
@melwasnevergivenaname
@melwasnevergivenaname 14 күн бұрын
My favorite sushi spot left this past fall, I'm still in denial. There are those who love and appreciate you!!
@sumbinge
@sumbinge 7 күн бұрын
You take out my takeout, you're gonna get taken out.
@banyayo
@banyayo 13 күн бұрын
Random but also kinda relevant 😂 always w these funny ass skits
@artypyrec4186
@artypyrec4186 14 күн бұрын
The ban is annoying but the red note comments and the Chinese citizens responses been funny. Everyone is playing their parts.
@user-et9uo6lb3y
@user-et9uo6lb3y 14 күн бұрын
Not even secret service he said GUARDS 😭😭
@MCFawful
@MCFawful 14 күн бұрын
I don’t care how big the hole in the wall is, _I just wanna talk._
@swordsmanthegamernine7973
@swordsmanthegamernine7973 12 күн бұрын
Anyone ever feel like…throwing a buttload of tea into a harbor? No specific reason, just a feeling ai get sometimes. Like every now and then someone needs a…reminder.
@oceanberserker
@oceanberserker 6 күн бұрын
Dude. The Chan ban would've been enough for me. You can't have 'Rush Hour' without Chan the Man!
@slysmooth2006
@slysmooth2006 14 күн бұрын
They talking crazy banning ma & pop shops. How tf am I gonna get the best fried chicken over fried rice?! They buggin!
@JS-qi1ou
@JS-qi1ou 13 күн бұрын
I’ve never seen people so willingly talk shit about the Chinese government than Chinese Americans who immigrated here. One of my customers is a little Chinese restaurant and both brothers run the place. They are so proud to live here, even during the shitty times. It’s always very refreshing to talk to them and get the Chinese immigrant prospective of the U.S.
@TheBaBaTV
@TheBaBaTV 12 күн бұрын
The people are not their govern! Americans always mix a nation’s govern with its citizens assuming the people “support” their gov, when they hate them! Ex. Like Iran, all citizens today hate the bad ruling leaders of Iran! Yet Americans false assume the citizens support the leaders to create narratives, like when some americans praised Iran firing rockets at Israel mixing Iranian people with leaders actions, but Iranians support Israel against iran leaders!
@JustMaul2001
@JustMaul2001 12 күн бұрын
Facts. Especially the older generations who went through the cultural revolution. They know what goals the CCP has, and would be the first to oppose it.
@nicholasbrown668
@nicholasbrown668 12 күн бұрын
​@@JustMaul2001One of my coworkers lost half his family during the floods recently (his sister and mom died because the CCP apparently doesn't understand how to create a drainage system for tunnels and hundreds drowned in their cars) and when the CCP started pushing propaganda about China doing better with natural disasters than the US all he said was "only better because they cover up the deaths like my mom and sister"
@maleturtle4040
@maleturtle4040 14 күн бұрын
Yes I agree, mom and pop Chinese restaurants are the final straw. That's my safe food
@JonStallworth
@JonStallworth 10 күн бұрын
love the yelling voice
@kyleposey2671
@kyleposey2671 12 күн бұрын
Its the little places where you find yourself having the most fun 😁
@corneliussmith5875
@corneliussmith5875 14 күн бұрын
Black people you know..... 😂 Tony you still got me with that one 😂too funny
@someguy9388
@someguy9388 14 күн бұрын
They came for tiktok, but i was not a user...
@arbitarious
@arbitarious 14 күн бұрын
Bro not the holocaust poem 😭😭
@LycanFerret
@LycanFerret 14 күн бұрын
​@@arbitarious Those who ban books and print are never the good guys. If any single one of our citizens ever actually read Mein Kampf, I did in middle school, they'd have realized Adolf said the exact same things about Jews that Trump does Mexicans and Immigrant. Word for word. He isn't like Adolf, he is Adolf.
@LycanFerret
@LycanFerret 14 күн бұрын
​@@arbitarious Those who ban books and print are never the good guys. If any single one of our citizens ever actually read Mein Kampf, I did in middle school, they'd have realized Adolf said the exact same things about Jews that Trump does Mexicans and Immigrant. Word for word. He isn't like Adolf, he is Adolf.
@Head_Turnah
@Head_Turnah 14 күн бұрын
"They came for Pornhub, but I was not a gooner...."
@nononope75
@nononope75 13 күн бұрын
​@@arbitarious Nah but this comment spitting high key
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 14 күн бұрын
Bro u are the cause of SO many of my vocal stims MY MAN.... LEMME TALK TO U REAL QUICK
@blahblahblah9714
@blahblahblah9714 10 күн бұрын
Nothing more American than them hole in the wall spots. get them!
@HeavenScentsDetroit
@HeavenScentsDetroit 14 күн бұрын
My shitty neighborhood Chinese spot my whole family grew up eating at closed down during Covid and I’m still in mourning over it… 😞
@universal_wisdom3416
@universal_wisdom3416 13 күн бұрын
“Let me tell you something. Nah Nah LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!”
@F_a_V1
@F_a_V1 14 күн бұрын
This why we have the 2nd amendment 🗣!
@arbitarious
@arbitarious 14 күн бұрын
Sometimes I think about how technically the 2nd amendment allows someone to assassinate key members of our imperialist government. Like technically hypothetically in Minecraft in Roblox on my robux.
@F_a_V1
@F_a_V1 14 күн бұрын
@arbitarious Yes. In minecraft. I lean left, but you know what they say. If you go left far enough, you get your gun rights back.
@Onemrdan
@Onemrdan 11 күн бұрын
Not the Alert going off 😂😂
@cutejokn1
@cutejokn1 10 күн бұрын
We will all be outside waiting cause they ain't going no where 😭😭😭
@Deebeme
@Deebeme 14 күн бұрын
“Which one of you kicked me?” 😂
@MrSockez
@MrSockez 14 күн бұрын
if you dont like food from a mom and pop Chinese restaurant where even if you get a table they serve it in to-go boxes filled up so full you cant even close them without rice or noodles leaking out the side, then i cant be your friend
@rich8666
@rich8666 14 күн бұрын
A solo rush hour sounds crazy😂😂😂😂
@deericking3932
@deericking3932 13 күн бұрын
The mom and pop Chinese food places is where I personally have to draw the line 😂😂😂
@spenceremile2985
@spenceremile2985 10 күн бұрын
“MY MAN LET ME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK” 😂😂😂
@dreanamickens5187
@dreanamickens5187 13 күн бұрын
Whoooooa my mans!!! Let me talk to you real quick 😂😂😂😂
@lifesbetteronsaturnnn
@lifesbetteronsaturnnn 14 күн бұрын
NO those restaurants be good i would argue that too😭
@perunakeitto_.3203
@perunakeitto_.3203 14 күн бұрын
Now everyone hanging out on red note making friends with Chinese users it’s wholesome tbh
@sethbettwieser
@sethbettwieser 13 күн бұрын
I hope you're not being serious...
@perunakeitto_.3203
@perunakeitto_.3203 11 күн бұрын
@why are you hoping I’m not serious? And yes I am, red note is 1# in the App Store Charts currently along with chat gpt for translating
@gleeshtv3283
@gleeshtv3283 9 күн бұрын
"Please stop saying that your scaring me" hahahahaaaaaaa MAH MANNN
@jacklocnlife95
@jacklocnlife95 9 күн бұрын
MY MANS!!! LEMME TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK😂😂😂
@EDwith2ds
@EDwith2ds 13 күн бұрын
"what do you mean by fine dining" 😔real
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