When you try to time the market

[@ShortHax]

“You can’t beat the market but you can beat your meat” - Warren Buffet, probably

[@lucylovitt9583]

It sure helps if your Father was a senitor when you start investing though.

[@cubismo85]

Yep, "Buffet" for sure

[@admiralackbar4652]

I thought it's his evil twin, Barren Wuffet.

[@seniorrazr1654]

-Warren buffets maid

[@musikinspace]

Buff it. Buff it again.

[@paulhunter7002]

In any market, crypto, stocks, whatever all you need is patience. It's the impatient that loose money.

[@roythousand13]

*lose

[@cyfangz9238]

I held a stock for 3 years only to be at -98% solid advice

[@daffertube]

"I'll just wait a few more seconds before buying"

[@awakefortwoweeks4770]

(Price pumps immediately without giving him a chance)

[@prot07ype87]

*Pöömped.*

[@user-db4dd4ze3n]

Famous last words

[@ArtIV]

ah yes, dustin o'daffer i had respect for you until you started selling stock phot.... i mean nft's

[@highsol222]

Famous last words.

[@TheKhanSays01]

My friend literally invested for the first time ever in Crypto like 1 hour before today's crash, couldn't believe a real life true Wojack moment happened right in front of me, and to make it absolute work of art he sold the dip, I posted a short on it lmao xD

[@Tok_Models]

what a clown

[@dleonardo8755]

LOL

[@John_3_16]

I bought eth and a few hours later it was down 10%

[@vanthaitran3493]

Buy high sell low is the golden rule

[@Cinek747z]

Hahahaha made my day

[@johanpeterson9671]

“Stop trying to act like your a responsible investor”. These skits are just too accurate. The market is a yo-yo and i have the yolo fever. 😕🙂

[@thesovietunion1873]

lol 😂

[@sdwone]

Yeap! It's a Game Made for Muppets if you're Small Fish! FTSE100 is going through the roof at the moment, despite ALL the current woes in the UK. So it's plainly obvious that the stock market has broken free from Reality Itself!

[@picklerick9805]

Maby a few years ago . Now it's all on auto the most i might do is add a new position or sell a little bit to buy the dip from one to another .. or take profit and put into a dividend... but ya this is what it was like when I first started

[@winbabytrader7096]

When the market falls by 7-10%: Traders -- Oh no, I'm bankrupt! The crisis is starting! Crypto-traders -- Why is everyone so scared?

[@Mikelica69]

Yep

[@MOJOE85]

Yeah its just a regular Tuesday

[@arsailor2341]

People who leverage trade can actually go bankrupt from a 10% dip

[@frostedlambs]

@Crypto Price Predictions are you having a stroke?

[@rakebluewallgaming6185]

Yeeeeeea about that

[@jefegamez6284]

“Timing the market beats time in the market” - Random 18 year old investor

[@josephbrennan370]

😂

[@jimmyjohnson8233]

iv heard that phrase many times in my life. but holy fucking hell. now that we are in this unstable period of history with everything ATH I KEEP seeing the phrase over and over... kind of scary to be honest.

[@lws1767]

Well, this tends to work when you buy an etf based on the s&p 500 and hold for 30 years

[@yahavx]

@@jimmyjohnson8233 didn't age well...

[@jimmyjohnson8233]

@@yahavx lol yah... because things are going so well?

[@masoncotelesse7883]

These video's are some of the funniest, most relatable and most creative video's I've seen in a good while. Keep them coming, I can't wait to see what Bogdanoff has in stored for Wojak next lmao.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Duemp eet.

[@SwaggerSales]

Lol zoomer is by far the funniest character in these stories

[@jeffparkhurst8607]

I don't know, I prefer Wojak myself, but then again my Boomer dad also said what you said, so I dunno.

[@camlong89]

I like Jimmy the best.

[@DannTeBg]

the new Zoomer generation is actually not bad

[@Funknutz420024]

Hi everyone my name is zoomer, but you can call me the Lambo Man!

[@Madstring]

Jimmy FTW

[@KeithGolfs]

That volatility at the end was ridiculous! 🤣 There are so many real lessons in these vids

[@Aquaquake]

I like how he is still wearing his McWagie shirt at home, he must be truly passionate about his job

[@daiko9593]

The 'M' on the shirt becomes a 'W' when he's at home?😅

[@jackl135]

Probably the only other shirt he got was in the washer lol

[@TheBoshy]

You didn't sell your personal clothes for more crypto? NGMI

[@Brandon-uy1uv]

It's to save 3 minutes getting ready in the morning xD

[@internetpointsbank3728]

He’s passionate about not working there so he’s addicted to checking his portfolio right when he gets home.

[@mypackmypower1996]

I can totally feel you doomer. That sideway price chart really made every shiba inu holder sleepless 😂

[@ByThomasTessier]

Zoomer always asking how your portfolio is doing 😂

[@Murphys_Law9]

Bro that’s annoying especially when it’s not doing good

[@lautarogelman9629]

im the one who asks 😩

[@jjpp1993]

everyone has a zoomer in their lifes

[@mhijazi736]

He always gives suggestions too🤣

[@DaBeSToFIRaWnESS]

i always die when he asks XD

[@-Burs]

When you start talking to your candlesticks, you know it's getting serious.

[@free322001]

You mean, that's bad?!

[@Lord_Magikarp]

I like how Doomer is humble about his portfolio and starts talking to candlesticks

[@human.earthling]

Doomer*

[@lombardo141]

Its not Doomer its Wojak. Doomer wears black.

[@grahamroberto6578]

When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work.

[@christopherhobb7702]

I recently got into forex trading and im already marveling over the profits I'm making, I'm like " how the hell have i been sleeping on this

[@christopherhobb7702]

The best decision I ever made in my life was investing in financial market. Trust me guys it pays

[@olgagaming5544]

Is this still worth to invest into BC??

[@RDDZxs]

Is annyone here real?

[@faustosantovito7106]

@@RDDZxs It’s easier to make money getting people to start investing than to actually invest. I guess it pays off to get all these bots promoting stuff

[@NoDuane]

I love these videos. Here’s some other ideas too. Wojak does crypto mining, Wojak tries to flip NFTs, Wojak tries to get gains from MetaVerse games

[@thesocksexchange9449]

Wojak goes woke. WOKEJAK occupies wallstreet

[@xshjim]

Wojak Goes transgender

[@TheBoshy]

Wojak becomes an hero

[@LooseGripHandle]

Metaverse I think is next. Its the new ape strategy I'm all in

[@ozzyozwvld3655]

the NFT episode will the the GOAT

[@YXNGSHARK]

U had me when the candle started talkin LMFAOOOOOO 🤣🤣

[@Virenss4]

Wojack doesn't know how to set limit orders XD

[@Pikminiman]

Limit orders are irrelevant to dollar-cost averaging. Wojack should set a recurring investment schedule that automatically invests into his chosen coins at regular intervals, preferably right after each paycheck. It's literally the only non-luck-based way to beat Bogdanoff.

[@burkles4456]

@@Pikminiman or just avoid crypto :)

[@mysticruin6043]

@@burkles4456 Never that.

[@vitorcortes8694]

Yes it was showed several times the support and resistance but obviously as it is a video it would decrease even more

[@badronne1918]

@@burkles4456 keep your broken ass broke

[@Sconechoc]

Green candle is a good character

[@OkaniStories]

Wojak just never learns his lesson

[@Dorkeydaze]

Buy hi sell loan

[@Dorkeydaze]

@Prince_of_Persia I know

[@mrstranger5893]

😂😂😂 episode so funny, had to step outside of the office to laugh more

[@ComicalRealm]

"Economics is weirder than quantum physics" - Master Oogway

[@1marcelfilms]

Yo biden

[@ericking9478]

Bro just can’t find the repeating periods. Love it

[@FIgirl2035]

I laughed so hard watching this video lol🤣 excellent work as usual ser!

[@user-hs4ei27]

😂

[@NikolaNevenov86]

lol peak addiction there, when the candlesticks start talking and give you advice, and you follow it.

[@FeldwegRambo97]

Bro that’s no cap one of the best videos you made so far

[@LowBudgetStories]

Thanks bro

[@mouncefmoutalib1022]

1:10 love the fact he's not even touching the screen and it's also a mouse cursor

[@patrickavondale8653]

These are hilarious I could watch full length episodes of this all day

[@stefanrude8060]

The scene where the chart is talking to him 😂 outstanding.

[@frogglen6350]

it sounds like morgana from Persona 5

[@wobblemotion6026]

4:00 the true face of a trader in pain! Sweet drawing of the body btw

[@LowBudgetStories]

Thanks!

[@grimgrahamch.4157]

What I find interesting about these and similar animations is how people who try to play the stock market seriously think.

[@alexandrekuritza5685]

and remember, Bogdanoff is always watching

[@macacocaco591]

I think he know when my wife cheating me

[@cornemou]

Bogdanoff is dead now

[@alexandrekuritza5685]

@@cornemou unfaithful, Bogdanoffs are watching us and pumping and dumping still from the beyond the grave

[@GeosRealityReport]

@@macacocaco591🤣🤣

[@yoursage1673]

This really helps cope with the crypto stress 😂😂

[@WMPEXFBTLZYH]

Great timing with the huge sell off that just happened 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanrockers]

I love how on the internet in 2021 there are a few cartoons about investing and crypto on youtube. Yours made me smile the most

[@Amy_DayTrader]

The voice of the candlesticks 🤣🤣😂

[@jimmym8348]

"I just bought Shiba at an ATH. Kill me" 🤣👍

[@Muhluri]

How I felt buying the “dip” last week

[@neutralmilkbaby]

I missed it. I thought its gonna dip further. But it pump. Good thing there is a short dip right now.

[@andreasholmm]

Me too 😂

[@ArcanePath360]

Same. Bought the dip and maxed out, then missed the much bigger dip.

[@tautau3890]

How are you feeling now?

[@jaymc5205]

@@tautau3890 lmaoo

[@Nicebitoftucka]

3:12 Dude I'm fucking dying Edit: it's 12:34 EST and this is probably what's happening. Damn you Wojak

[@prot07ype87]

#MeToo

[@pickledoff2710]

PÜMP IT

[@pickledoff2710]

@@sasmitvaidya 😂😂

[@Nicebitoftucka]

@@sasmitvaidya Doomp Et

[@ERNESTOThornhill]

The integration of Adaxum with Layer-2, DeFi 2.0 tech and Cross-Chain interoperability has significant potential to enter top 100 cryptos. Well done!

[@ipman49]

Imagine how hard this is for option traders aswell 💀

[@DannTeBg]

option trading is next level degeneracy

[@sireastwood]

@@DannTeBg If you don't know what your doing of course.

[@NN-sp9tu]

@Elon Tusk The only people who know what they're doing aren't day traders

[@Staraxxus]

@@sireastwood lmao option trading is literally gambling. Also if you put 500 - you win 440. If you lose 500 - you lose 500, it's unstable and not made for winning

[@VillainCrew]

"Just bought Shiba at an all time high - kill me please" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HerrTweekCat]

Anoylther great video, I was just playing some of these for the fam at Thanksgiving on the big screen haha

[@LowBudgetStories]

Thanks bro, did you play Crypto addict at family dinner? 😂

[@vkm9156]

You don't time the market, the market times you.

[@brachiosaurus6541]

This is true life. Sticking to the rules is the most difficult thing for me.

[@Ikaros23]

You mean « the rule». That is that you can’t predict the prices short term and that, time in the market beats timeing the market. It’s ultra minimalistic. The hard part is your ego ( read fictional self image as a fortune teller), trying to fool you into thinking news/gossip, and magical strategies can help you some how « hack the game».

[@1marcelfilms]

What are automated weekly buy orders

[@ege49]

This is one of the most realistic videso about trading crypto that I've seen

[@natewikman]

The fact this kind of art exists is pretty incredible to me lmao

[@mannymedia6311]

These are how I found out this meme is called Wojak 😂 awesome

[@UmitFatih-y9o]

Diving into Adaxum's whitepaper - the innovation and technology behind this project are mind-blowing!

[@stu8642]

Lmao, when the actual charts start talking. These vids get better and better.

[@cyanrazorCel]

The glasses kid is always a winner.

[@harryyoseminy7623]

I think you are a very good, talented storyteller and I am impressed with the quality of your writing. I hope to see more from you that isn't just crypto memes. I see great potential in you. Keep it up.

[@MOJOE85]

Ppl have literally gone crazy like this

[@rexabiang3968]

You know for a fact someone put in money right after this video right before the whole market died

[@ojisama1510]

Two years later I go back and watch this by chance. I have bad memories of two years ago with Bitcoin😅😅😅

[@harmhoeks5996]

"time in the market" actually matters if the things your holding are actually worth something.

[@undauntable6456]

Facts! It was also a statement meant for dividend stocks, and not pump and dumb schemes. But don't tell them yet. The comment sections on some of the crypto channels are too funny

[@alterego157]

Everybody is timing the market, just on a different time frame.

[@harmhoeks5996]

@@alterego157 sure dude

[@undauntable6456]

@@alterego157 People that follow strategies aren't timing anything. Every successful trader ive ever met buys into strength and follows that strategy strictly. Any investor ive ever spoken too is mostly about accumulating over time.. Timing is something that is only done buy people that haven't done their homework. Which is 99% of people in the market

[@AuthorOfNewborne]

Watching your videos about crypto and nfts made me learn so much how this shit works

[@robbie6028]

Every day I'm winning

[@nicollete5447]

How possible?

[@robbie6028]

@@nicollete5447 I work with the help of a financial broker Ms Delia Luna and I have been able to get great results with her trading strategies

[@steven5650]

@@robbie6028 wow that's nice

[@fawaz2996]

I know MrsDelia, she is a very good trader, her strategies are just amazing!! I just received my weekly profit of $15k in 7 days with only $1k in investment.

[@fawaz2996]

I also got Autobots from her who assured me gain

[@Ebbeekk]

Bogdanof man. I just love his voice. High budget stories make such good content

[@39Saiko]

This is too fucking real, all the coins I thought would drop lower rose 10-20%

[@HYPERMIXBigBizz1]

Imagine how easy trading would be if the cadles went up and down like that😂😂😂

[@oneset6545]

😂😂😂 This is exactly what happens

[@Ibloop]

1:43 Most sane late night computer user:

[@j.mg02]

3:45 how S/R traders see the market

[@omerhassan9064]

Why is this so relatable, you say you’ll wait till the market dips more to buy but then it goes up, so you wait for another dip but it keeps on pumping, then when you finally decide to buy it dips…

[@JDC1995]

This was my life for a couple of weeks until I had to quit, it is so hard to time the market and with some random ass wicks and 'jojoing' price action you're just a slave of the market AI.

[@someone9850]

Higly underrated channel. You exposed perfectly the temptation of greed.

[@elzee2k12]

This is what happens when you look at the 1min chart...try looking at the 1day chart if you wanna go down the dollar cost averaging route

[@kodacv1612]

Man.... at 2:25 The Weeb waifu wallpaper and the foreshadowing date I love how you're playing with details n shit

[@reallydaplug230]

If he used support and resistant that would been some killer trades🤣

[@ericvandoornen461]

This really sums up crypto. Can’t believe people are still into it 😂

[@hollowtip112]

Holy shit shit this has literally been me almost every waking hour for the last 2 weeks while not at work XD

[@Ibloop]

That’s why I made myself a bot that scans the numbers I need, goes through my thought process, and even sets a stop-loss orders. But I’m not confident enough to just leave it alone I often just stare at it when it’s on

[@varshykable]

I absolutely adore this precise humour about bitcoin vs. sht coins. Just watch at 0:48 what the friend recommends and what Wojak does. Authors know the truth )))

[@JetSetRadio774]

Good ear pointing that out. Zoomer said to invest in Bitcoin and he put his money into SHIB.

[@varshykable]

@@JetSetRadio774 Thanks ))

[@RayMak]

This is extremely true especially now

[@dziadex9389]

Yo bro. I would love to see you create a shadowy figure in the story that rules over bogdanoff. Klaus Shwab would be perfect for that role

[@zaveeramini9712]

I think this video has created a new emotion that I am experiencing...'Croughing'

[@Crimeancel]

I don't blame zoomers for gambling on the stock or crypto market. A lot of them have nothing to lose and getting lucky is the only way out to have a decent enough future. System is rigged, unfortunately

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

System isn't rigged lol.

[@Crimeancel]

@@R3tr0v1ru5 keep on coping. Get 2 bachelor degrees and amas 100k worth of debt bro. Trust the elite!!!111!!

[@boxxnoxx7945]

@@R3tr0v1ru5 said a boomer. Hows is it not rigged with the current inflation and house market?

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

@@Crimeancel what bachelor degrees? What 100k of debt? What rigged system where I decded to not go to collage? What rigged system where asbestos was made illegal and should be legal.....Asbestos should be legal. What rigged system the stock market is a joke anyway?

[@shin-ishikiri-no]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio College degrees didn't cost impossible amounts of money in the 80s.

[@me4814]

I love these😂😂😂 They are so accurate l!!😂😂 Just bought Shiba at ATH…someone kill me😂😂

[@lionking4459]

Wojak never fails to make us laugh, even crypto is crashing right now.. I'm laughing..

[@make-trix4036]

Lmaoo you are relating with a whole generation in a next level way

[@miracle.365]

3:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drewpaiva93]

he could have bought, then sold, then bought, then sold, bought, sold...

[@JAKEMercier-e6q]

Adaxum's commitment to a transparent fee structure is refreshing. No hidden costs - just what the crypto community needs!

[@passionfirework6285]

Would you please ask me next time before you write a story about my trading life? Thanks..

[@joellamas184]

How is it that I haven’t seen these videos before now?!?! These are amazing lol and so true haha it’s also hilarious that Wojak chose Shiba

[@CripplingDipStories]

Zoomer sounds really smart all the time ❤️

[@MoinkAndKilo]

This channel is stalking me. This is too accurate

[@mattweger437]

You can't time the market. But you can afford an apartment as an McDonald's employee

[@GeosRealityReport]

LOLLL

[@Kick_Rocks]

This is so true! 😂 That volatility was dope though.

[@yspaz_be7423]

1:09 il vient d’utiliser une souris sur un téléphone. Normal

[@trentwright2437]

That broadening formation took him out the game 😆

[@kathryncarrero7287]

i wish VECHAIN and Shiba Inu could go to the moon and beyond folk's👍🦊

[@suprtroopr1028]

This is why I look at it by the volume of crypto I can gain with the same sum of money the last time I spent instead of the price. The market will always fluctuate, but how much you hold is completely in your control.

[@evokemedia421]

Wojak is literally his own worst enemy 😂

[@maestrulgamer9695]

Isn't that the same for most of us tho?

[@prettycureforever7102]

It's those guys in the fancy plaine his enemies 😂

[@ladyala7597]

Had to subscribe ~reality at its best😂

[@florianklink2961]

Funny to see what dimension those doomer stories have reached now. It started with just a doomer lifestyle meme a few years ago to become a dystopian cyber future movie. Very artistic I must say.

[@NICKYMedeiros]

Exciting times ahead with Adaxum! Just joined the presale - can't wait to see where this project goes

[@DOC_951]

That robotic voice for the graph is so perfect😂

[@ryanl.9341]

Mr. Creator, ser, you picked THE perfect day for this to debut; it basically preceded a significant, but miniature and relatively short-lived, crypto crash. :)

[@JynxSp0ck]

ohoho, wojak thinks the crash is over...

[@JynxSp0ck]

ve bid eet back op to get zem to stop panecking and buy ze dip, zen we doomp et again