“I can’t play no music” and “I should’ve stopped at that gas station” is too accurate 😂😂😂
@heavytank954519 күн бұрын
What's actually funny is no matter how bad you have to go you still don't bother using the bathroom at a gas station. Gas station bathrooms are disgusting.
@ac-130fan18 күн бұрын
@@heavytank9545 I used to have a gym with all access in different cities and parts of town but they closed the one on my commute down so im forced to wait the 1hr commute
@Neejay18 күн бұрын
That focus is clutch!!!
@chadmiles425919 күн бұрын
Standing up in the car got me crying 😂😂😂😂
@Blue-moon1219 күн бұрын
Just commented similar 😂😂
@wlkp6919 күн бұрын
you dont understand, one time i had to stand in the car and clinch my ass chicks so hard i had tears in my eyes.
@Gta5friendlytryhard18 күн бұрын
Shit I do it to it's like ur stomach knows that ur almost home
@chadmiles425916 күн бұрын
@@Gta5friendlytryhard when your body connect to the house WiFi it’s gets real 😂😂😂
@Gta5friendlytryhard16 күн бұрын
@@chadmiles4259 😂 trying to unlock ur door is the hardest part 😭😂
@hawaiianrussian104719 күн бұрын
Them red lights feel like an eternity when the 💩 starts peaking 😂
@justsomegirlwithamustache905219 күн бұрын
You swear you be tryna pray and never to do it again, just to do it again😂
@crystaldiamonds019 күн бұрын
💯
@Benw379019 күн бұрын
Every single time.
@DarthB21318 күн бұрын
Summary of humanity. We just never learn lol
@diegocontreras317318 күн бұрын
That’s only when I’m too drunk lol
@RepGame8819 күн бұрын
“Shìt don’t never want to stick to the toilet until you’re at someone else’s house” Lmao
@ShaquanWilliams-bs7jd18 күн бұрын
That shit funny as hell 😂😂
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
Bro had the Bee gees
@deericking393219 күн бұрын
“She gone cut me off, ohhhhh yea she ain’t ever gone chill w me again”😂😂😂😂😂
@KTKZon5819 күн бұрын
"I hope she know a plumber, cuz gotdam I stopped that ish up"💀💀💀
@diegocontreras317318 күн бұрын
I thought he was referring to the driver in front of him until he said the second part lol
@bigschocolate19 күн бұрын
"Did you hear that" stomach be YELLIN BLOODY MURDER 😭😂
@nowayjose991819 күн бұрын
The standing up is ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE and turning off the music!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HtxHenry19 күн бұрын
Bro when you get closer and closer to the house it’s like your body starts losing all sense of control. When you start yo-yoing that turd you know your life points hit critical percent
@trillboosted591618 күн бұрын
the yo-yoing bro i’m literally cryin bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@qgreen238515 күн бұрын
I'm silently yelling at this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nathan-qcueparsons26819 күн бұрын
I swear your life turns into a whole horror film in those moments😂
@BlessedSquad8819 күн бұрын
When you got to take a shit so bad you literally start talking to yourself full blown conversation😂😂😂😂😂
@Azcrowe19 күн бұрын
When he turned the music off and said I can’t hear 1:34 that I don’t wanna play no music I fucking lost it, 💯 I need every part of my brain concentrated on not letting this hole open up 😂😂😂😭😭😭 The praying took me out too 😂
@jawannewsome844219 күн бұрын
Bruh broke character at the end😭
@nekow178519 күн бұрын
Bro started praying 😂😂😂
@DevotedDisciple-x18 күн бұрын
I do it multiple times per day as we all should.
@mastathrash560918 күн бұрын
We've all been there at that persons house and your like: "why God WhyYyy, why Nowww!?"
@VIpanfried19 күн бұрын
The driving and praying is 100% accurate!
@317cmrogers19 күн бұрын
When you start planking in the driver's seat, it's a wrap😂🤣
@tibbydudeza19 күн бұрын
I once was on a train and that feeling started about 3 stations away from my destination like you ate a bad burrito - never prayed so hard to Jesus in my life to make me make it so I could run to the loo. Also once I was at gas station and the toilet roll ran out - sacrificed my underwear.
@XO_Keo19 күн бұрын
Nooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@hawaiianrussian104719 күн бұрын
Not “ run to the loo “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@adv120719 күн бұрын
I've ripped the paper roll into stripes and scraped.
@xilentjay429819 күн бұрын
@@XO_Keo🧏🏿
@caden832619 күн бұрын
@@adv1207 ouch💀
@Blue-moon1219 күн бұрын
When he was driving in the car and lay right back and was straight as a plank keeping those cheeks closed 😂😂😂
@wlkp6919 күн бұрын
you know the struggle
@Blue-moon126 күн бұрын
@@wlkp69 😄
@apostlebrothere118519 күн бұрын
Start consulting the Lord you know it’s real 😂😂😂😂😂
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
God like oh now you wanna pray 😂
@SteveSnowGO19 күн бұрын
When you in a rush and the car infront going slow AF and then they make you get the red light aswell ffs! 😂😂😂
@TheAuxiliaryCord19 күн бұрын
“Well it’s better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all 😭 “ type shit
@doritos68933 күн бұрын
Literally
@e-ross589319 күн бұрын
Just wait til you are married she will be talking to you with the door open 😂
@stryfetc147119 күн бұрын
Been with my wife 17 yrs, she hate when I so much as walk in the bathroom when she in there!😂
@the_knightcatTTv19 күн бұрын
Nah it's even worse when you do it at someone else's house and they ain't got a plunger. One of my friends was like that.
@somerandomguy8418 күн бұрын
I once tried peeing right after to rinse the bowl. 😂 had a modest effect
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
How you don't have a plunger
@kadharefinley22419 күн бұрын
The praying is TOO REAL 😭😭😭
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
Begging the lord for his infinite mercy 🙏
@twashington998319 күн бұрын
Those sounds are too realistic!!!
@KemetOG19 күн бұрын
1:51 She couldn't even hold her laugh anymore. Aye man them farts sound real 😂
@JR-xs1yh19 күн бұрын
I remember a similar thing happened to me at my cousins kindergarten graduation party that was held at one of the students house. Bubble guts so bad I ran to the bathroom & someone was inside so I had to wait. I just acted chill good thing the person behind gave up on waiting & said they had to leave anyway so nobody but the person inside saw me go in. Once I got inside & sat down it was a chocolate volcano. The smell was horrendous. It smelled like a dirty homeless person that sat at a gas station shitter, that had rotting seafood from the local shore fish market. Idk how long I was in there for but probably less than 5 minutes. Someone knocked asked if I was okay & said I need to spray something. I found a near empty tropical fresh scent can. I was able to wipe clean. Unfortunately the next person had no toilet paper nor a toilet. I flush 1 time it went down but not everything. I flush a 2nd time the mudslide water rose & stopped at the lip but kept on swirling. I washed hands & thank goodness when I stepped out there was no one waiting. I found my parents they asked if I was having fun playing with my cousins I told them yes but I’m getting tired good timing cuz they were just done packing some to-go plates. We said bye to my cousins & the host. As soon as we stepped out onto the front patio a woman shrieked from inside the house asking for help at the restroom. Thankfully we said our goodbyes & left before they started asking questions. I don’t think anyone in my family knew what happened till a few years later. 😅😂😂😂
@virgilhawkins568019 күн бұрын
That's terrorism.
@MADSCIENTISTGONESANE616618 күн бұрын
This is a Stephen king novel in the making
@JoseHernandez-lj6no19 күн бұрын
Worst part when u get stuck in some light traffic that feels like forever
@ShadowPrapYoung19 күн бұрын
Always at the worst moments 😭
@brodie_80419 күн бұрын
Shit don’t ever wanna stick to the toilet til u at someone else house 🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts
@saydaatdre61919 күн бұрын
"Ohhh it's comin out!"😂😂😂😂😂
@MikeeJoness95619 күн бұрын
Lmao this one hits home but mines after a day of partying no sleep haven’t ate and my stomach still be acting funny 😂
@nwsmgquis19 күн бұрын
Aye yoo bro you gotta chill man this shit got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dunkinnatalie19 күн бұрын
"You smell something? " 😂😂😂
@sumbinge19 күн бұрын
the straightening out to take pressure off was so perfect 😂
@Marcelinooo.o19 күн бұрын
That fart noise at 0:37 took me out👎🏽🤣😭
@GothicNightWing18 күн бұрын
I'm taking a dump while watching this. 😂😂😂😂😂
@theneweraofmusic557819 күн бұрын
0:47 GAWD DAMN!😭
@biddlebrandon3519 күн бұрын
Turning the radio down to concentrate 😂😂😂
@montelhelem870719 күн бұрын
Damn bro what did you eat 🤣😭
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
Chipotle
@montelhelem870718 күн бұрын
@@AFAIK-l8k Either that or Taco Bell lol
@gloomy-san19 күн бұрын
No joke this happened to me once when I had some grilled chicken back in Mexico, once we started heading back home to the other side, my stomach began to hurt pretty bad out of nowhere, and I had to stop at like three different gas stations because my stomach would just end up hurting every time when we got back on the road again 😭. A word of advice to those that want to try out some grilled chicken in Mexico. Avoid getting it during the summer because most grilled chicken places don’t refrigerate their chicken properly and that can lead to some unwanted stomach issues later on. But if you’re still willing to get some during the summer, try to find a trustworthy local or someone that you know of that knows which places are safe to get grilled chicken and which places to avoid. 👍
@nicobee30918 күн бұрын
The side lean sitting in the car is accurate asF 😱🤣🤣
@stackssglobal10 күн бұрын
Toilet paper running out when you mid 💩 at someone else’s crib is crazy 😭😭😂😂😂
@crystaldiamonds019 күн бұрын
That's me with no gallbladder though!😂😢
@DioDiablo70219 күн бұрын
Everybody got one of these once in they life 😂
@BigTT_Fgc19 күн бұрын
How’d this man put out a video right as I’m smoking 😂 finna be a good one
@joelsantiago914819 күн бұрын
Whhyyyyyyy did this video come up as soon as I closed the WC door 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TayRich9316 күн бұрын
I used to hate when I'd be in drive thru handing out orders then all of a sudden stomach get to boomin 😂😂
@qgreen238515 күн бұрын
When you on that road feel like every traffic light otw home turning red on puroose
@ratchettbaby867517 күн бұрын
Mannnn I remember one day I was driving back home from dropping my daughter off at school I was literally 3 minutes away from my house I was in the middle lane….when I tell you I put my car in park at a red light in the middle lane I literally ran across the street to a Valero and just…”let go and let god on their toilet 😂😂😂😂
@lovelight111414 күн бұрын
The stoplight at the end of your block has never been so slow 😂
@gardenstateknicks12 күн бұрын
The worst is when you're already waiting a long time for the subway train. Then you see a train coming only to be one with the "no service" sign on 😅
@allyu27419 күн бұрын
Be having sweats and hot flashes 😭
@ehhhhhhhh223318 күн бұрын
Lmao yo girl falling apart at the end 😂
@Rico401Prov19 күн бұрын
This happened to me years ago when I took this girl home after a date. Woke up in the middle of the night and kept silently farting hoping she wouldn’t wake up and eventually had diarrhea. Safe to say when I came back to my room, she said she had to go 🤣 I was mad!
@mylyfe43829 күн бұрын
Those BG prayers are the realist
@Krow3Th3Discipl319 күн бұрын
That got me dying. Just got out of interview today whole time. That's the way I was soon as I got closer to the house, I feel your pain. G😂😂😂
@XDgamer-lk8nf19 күн бұрын
😂 bro I been their sitting sideways it was that bad ha ha ha 🤣 😊
@dabba_dabba9 күн бұрын
Grumbles in the Tumbles are the WORST when you're driving
@somerandomguy8418 күн бұрын
Everyone’s excited to go visit an obscure village abroad until it’s time to poop
@emeraldwind489719 күн бұрын
The toilet almost never works if you're at someone else's house.
@isaacannanjr237119 күн бұрын
Or when you're in mid thrusting during sex and you got the runs 😂 shit is the worst. Thank God for Pepto Bismol.
@SC2point018 күн бұрын
And when you get home and try to unlock the door, it gets CRITICAL!! 😳😆
@bigditty10018 күн бұрын
The camera man broke character at the end🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@dantheman815217 күн бұрын
The praying is so accurate
@DustednDisgusted2287 күн бұрын
Anyone here old enough to remember the movie Dumb and Dumber...classic scene
@TayRich9316 күн бұрын
Lmao I remember one time getting it in with a female couple years back my stomach was bubblin 😂😂😂 bullshhittn 😂
@Dot-um1nk18 күн бұрын
Nah, if my stomach starts sounding like that it’s to the shower running cold and preparing for Chernobyl
@Peter-i7s7s19 күн бұрын
I'd pay to be able to watch videos like this every day. Oh, wait, it's free💖
@twashington998319 күн бұрын
Too late. You hurry up and buy!! 🤣🤣
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
Sounds like Armageddon in the bathroom 😂
@wyleetolson918218 күн бұрын
“Stick only stick to the toilet when u at someone else’s house”😂
@dee.901419 күн бұрын
Bruh u toooo accurate 😒🤦🏽♂️😭😭😭
@ScatPackLumberJack15 күн бұрын
I went to this one girls house for the first time, her mom ended up bringing home chilis, my food was kinda undercooked and super greasy. I usually don’t have trouble eating junk food but this food destroyed me. I’m not socially skilled enough to make light of that situation, and she had also picked me up from my house so I had no choice but to make it as fast and not obvious I was power shitting 20 feet from her as I possibly could lmfao I don’t know how well I covered it up but thankfully she was cool enough to just act like nothing happened lmfao is actually like a top 5 haunting memory of mine 💀
@Sereous31318 күн бұрын
It's that time someone rear ends your car n then you gotta trade insurance info and wait for police lol
@InitialDL8418 күн бұрын
Damn that ish had reverb on it 😂😂😂 0:38 should've done a courtesy flush playbwoy!
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
Extra bass 😂
@balthorpayne19 күн бұрын
LORD I been there. I never dropped one at a woman's place but I have gotten to the car the moment I felt a gurgle in my stomach. Gotta turn the music off an clench for dear life.
@smurphy13142118 күн бұрын
God hears more prayers around the toilet than church.
@alexglaser_19 күн бұрын
one time this exact thing happened to me. couldnt fix it, jumped out shawtys bathroom window while the toilet water was rising. blocked her and never looked back. still feel bad, thank the lord I had my car keys in my pocket
@eligreg9919 күн бұрын
Lmao bro you diabolical asl
@virgilhawkins568019 күн бұрын
That's terrorism.
@MADSCIENTISTGONESANE616618 күн бұрын
Hello, my friend, Michael Bay wants to talk to you about making a film out of your story and having Tom Cruise play the lead.
@alexglaser_17 күн бұрын
@@MADSCIENTISTGONESANE6166 can't do it tell him I said sorry
@alexglaser_17 күн бұрын
@@eligreg99 it was the only option at that point
@williamphillips547419 күн бұрын
You better find out what ur bloodtype is....I go through that if I Consume dairy products...
@NY-Buddy18 күн бұрын
When you gotta pray you'll NEVER do it again. And best believe you won't! The PTSD is very real
@thebenjichord159919 күн бұрын
Gotta take a whole shower tbh 😂
@ThatSubZeroGamer19 күн бұрын
Why is it we as human beings always have the worst shits at our friends' house!? 😂
@brielax444119 күн бұрын
Not him Salsa dancing at the bathroom door 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AFAIK-l8k18 күн бұрын
Stomach was salsa dancing
@D_1999919 күн бұрын
I see she unblocked my boy💯💯💯
@TheDogglifewithkevo19 күн бұрын
Factz 💯
@TheDogglifewithkevo19 күн бұрын
I thought it was just me lmao 😂
@SamaelVR18 күн бұрын
This happened to me recently. Stomach started acting up as soon as I got in the car to go to work, I was like "yep, I should've just used it at home." Worst part is I started having to sh really badly before I even got there, then got there like 5min early so I had to _wait_ All I can say is, don't eat an entire thing of Nashville Hot shrimp in one sitting.
@Fastcar9119 күн бұрын
Worst nightmare confirmed this man doesn't miss
@pistolgang108819 күн бұрын
Her Did you hear that 😂 Him Huh 🤣🤣
@Youngjsmith19 күн бұрын
Bruh I was in this exact situation when I was like 21-22 😂😂
@brandonralphs171718 күн бұрын
Turning off the music bc it’s too overwhelming in the moment is TOO REAL
@Gustavo-xo7rm19 күн бұрын
It’s so funny how someone else was laughing at the end 😂
@lewiswilson744619 күн бұрын
Drop and flush gentlemen. Drop and flush
@brianm692419 күн бұрын
Praying is accurate
@Neejay18 күн бұрын
You gotta do mental yoga till you get back to the crib 😂
@mikediaz265419 күн бұрын
The face of frustration is a real motha fucker when that automatic poop feeling kicks in wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...
@thacklemcgee420918 күн бұрын
I'm fuckin crying 😂😂😂😂
@thrill10219 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the scene from “Dumb and Dumber” 😂
@diegocontreras317318 күн бұрын
I’m lettin it fly in any bathroom idc 🤨😂
@dLw92019 күн бұрын
The closer u get to home the worse it gets too
@tqtheabstract793819 күн бұрын
This is so damn realistic why does this shit (no pun intended) always appear especially when she say she outside