Which Animatronic Should you Date? (Security Breach Dating Guide)

Have you ever wanted to date the animatronics? Don't lie, you've been curious at least once. So here we are! We are going to rank the Security Breach animatronics on their dateability and figure out who is the best to be your valentine. Let's get started!
Music:
Dialtown Theme Lo-fi - Nathan Hanover
Tender Stroking - Nathan Hanover
Unknown Theme from Rui Wal Time
Gettin' Down and Dirty - Dialtown Ost, Nathan Hanover
Karen so, so Dunn - Dialtown Ost, Nathan Hanover
Lovable Clown Sit Com - Sir Cubworth
Frightmare - Jimena Contreras
Sharp Edges - half.cool
Trudging Along - Godmode
In the Garden - Godmode
Randy, Mediocre Swan Wrestler - Nathan Hanover
0:00 It's Date Night!
1:04 Glamrock Freddy Pros & Cons
2:40 A Date with Freddy
4:26 Freddy's Ranking
4:40 Glamrock Chica Pros & Cons
5:56 A Date with Chica
7:07 Chica's Ranking
7:40 Monty Gator Pros & Cons
8:52 A Date with Monty
10:36 Monty's Ranking
11:13 Roxanne Wolf Pros & Cons
12:45 A Date with Roxy
15:26 Roxy's Ranking
15:47 Daycare Attendant Pros & Cons
17:27 A Date with Sun (and Moon)
19:33 Sun's Ranking
19:51 DJ Music Man Pros & Cons
21:03 A Date with the DJ
22:18 DJ MM's Ranking
22:36 Glamrock Bonnie's Disqualification
22:48 Mimic Pros & Cons
23:33 A... Date with Mimic
26:19 Mimic's Ranking
26:29 Map Bot Pros & Cons
27:23 A Date with Map Bot
28:47 Map Bot's Ranking
29:06 Mxes
29:53 Final Ranking!

[@nothingrhymeswithorange5294]

"and then Freddy takes you back to his green room" was the scariest/funniest thing I've heard

[@DagooberismsTM]

So.. this is gonna be hidden. I want this to be seen though, as I want to make it into the potential fourth hot takes video, with as much spice as possible So... I don't get why people are so, oh I don't know, shoving in your face about everything being "wrong" especially since I got into this mess of a series cause of a classmate playing sister location in class, (and cause i want to know if he/she is ok, and thank them for the opportunity of a lifetime) but anyways, the fans are so 'in your face' about every detail of things, especially fnaf. I want to slap them in the face. Also, don't sexualize any character, cause I find the proportions of them kinda suggestive, and I don't mean in a good way. Also, also, why not just make Sammy the puppet in the games and leave Charlie's character more desirable, as in, let's say, she doesn't go 180 on the "moving on the past" and just THEN (after the silver eyes) be fixated on her past? Just a waste of potential. P.S. never hated the books, but I might as well put some thoughts out there.

[@artlove9577]

@@DagooberismsTM Why did you put this in the reply of another unrelated comment? Also, that second one is not a hot take, it's just unreasonable (and impossible). You don't get to police what people do or don't do with the characters in their fanart/stories. Just stay away from that side of the fandom if you find things too suggestive.

[@noirtreize2713]

Out of context "Nightmare on Elm Street" vibes sentence, TBH. Also, @DagooberismsTM you are being rude AF spouting hot takes no one ask for, completely unrelated to the OP comment, literally behave like a comment-spam bots. If THAT is "gonna be hidden" then don't post it on the high likes comment where many will have to read it. You are basically just saying, "I don't want to be rude. but..." and proceed to be rude for no reason.

[@shloobington]

​@@DagooberismsTM LITTLE BRO STOP YAPPING OH MY GOD

[@MoonDrop19]

I would be terrified and jolt outa there

[@joke1able]

You: "Monty has anger issues and will break anything and probably murdered someone" Me: "I CAN FIX HIM"

[@acemcwolf5445]

"My brother in Christ, He stabbed you in the stomach!"

[@robxholicfoxyfan8552]

Same. Actually same. Just got my bootleg Blacklight Monty.

[@ALiteralClown69]

i can make him worse >:)

[@breathair69420]

You can destoy him and "put him back together." Side Afects: You become an alcoholic, you lose you're love ones, you start killing children, You make questionable machines in you're basement, You get Springlocked because the kids you killed want revenge, you take a nap for 30 years, and you probably will fall to fix him.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

monty will trap you forever.

[@laceyallen8270]

"Ignoring Freddy's "I am not me" he was just having a mini-stroke." 💀

[@catbugrer]

he needs a therapist

[@crazydud3380]

Considering they changed the canon ending to non-canon, I don't think that line will ever get explained.

[@lelandatkinson5740]

My theory: the line “I am not me” is not indicative of Glamrock Freddy being possessed by Michael Afton. It’s instead indicative of the Glitchtrap virus or The Mimic trying to take over his system.

[@crazydud3380]

@@lelandatkinson5740 True, he almost does get taken over almost immediately thereafter.

[@quantumsurge7250]

​@@crazydud3380 it's kind of like a warning, 'My actions will not be my own' type of thing.

[@AJ-The-Bumblebee]

"Cons: might be gay." Con for *YOU* maybe.

[@PokemonZenith]

Bisexual people: 😏

[@EXCUX]

XD@@PokemonZenith

[@CyberToaster29]

Gay and Bisexual Furries: *OHOHOH DEFINITELY TAKING FREDDY*

[@ShayTheValiant]

Freddy, Bonnie, and Monty being in a gay love triangle wasn't something I was expecting to hear today, but it's an absolutely hilarious idea.

[@alexcole9325]

And somehow not unrealistic. This series is always changing, but for better or worse, I'm with it to the end.

[@ShayTheValiant]

@@alexcole9325 They are still animatronics. I don't see why they would put them in relationships outside of a non-canon dating sim game.

[@_Rez_EZ]

That part made my brain do an Xbox red ring of death.

[@damienearl8302]

@@ShayTheValiant In the realm of canon, I could at least see an argument for why it could work! Both for better and for worse, the animatronics were entirely programmed around being marketable in their own areas and serving their roles, so it might not be out of the question for the engineers to manufacture a relationship between Freddy and Bonnie to make sure they work well together, being the frontward faces of the band Definitely not so sure about Monty an Bonnie, though, so I feel you on that

[@Chaosity_the_artist]

& i sure absolutely support the silly idea

[@flamingphoenix1425]

NotRealName really almost wrote a fazfiction about freddy's fazballs

[@YeahIDontKn0wEither]

Twist: The story is continued on Wattpad.

[@XD-yn6hb]

@@YeahIDontKn0wEitherAs someone who was on Wattpad a lot, can relate.

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Nah. They actually wrote that ish.

[@redacculous]

Fazfiction is a golden pun

[@catbatrat1760]

You did NOT! 💀

[@thatonewriter8043]

Dating Freddy would be like the Papyrus date in Undertale. He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

[@jademonass2954]

oml 100%

[@BuzzLightbulb]

“His lover got into a terrible accident after he fell off the catwalk during an intense make-out session” 💀

[@cordyceps7531]

Con with Freddy. Sometimes you can’t rely on him, because when you call him when you need him the most, he’ll run right past you for some reason.

[@caril.9384]

😂😂😂

[@binxwaxcap7832]

That Markiplier clip will forever live rent free in my head 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nullhydrangea]

“Not now, Gregory. I need to find Gregory!”

[@Ken93Cy]

Freddy now now now Freddy Now now... Oh God... not like this... not like this (Markiplier 2K21)😂😂😂😂

[@antierror606]

FREDDY! FREDDY YOU... FREDDY! Oh, no freddy, do not wait your turn, FREDDY! *Dies*

[@user-vw5cn9rr8d]

Y/N: "S-Senpai will you go out with me?" MXES: "No-" *Roll credits*

[@redacculous]

That sent me

[@kitty79er]

i died hard

[@jc_art_]

​@@redacculous where?

[@Truong62809]

💀

[@lovefurrysand_god]

Bro mxes is underrated

[@makswolanski5549]

anyone who says stuff like 'this is why the fandom is falling apart' surely have never been to a fnaf online group before. people have been thirsting over the fazbear ent. property even before toy Chica came to be

[@davidhong1934]

It's a cycle 1. New lore-relevant material releases 2. Fandom enclaves attempt to fit the new lore into their own canons 3. The various fan groups explode due to internal bickering 4. General discontent 5. Some fans eventually manage to integrate the lore pieces 6. Various enclaves reform 7. There is peace for a while 8. Repeat at step 1

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

People hate fun it seems

[@YeahIDontKn0wEither]

@@sophitiaofhyrule Or they hate being silly for the hell of it. And that's fun I guess

[@theclown2257]

This is all harness fun. It's doen for enjoyment. If people seriously think this will kill the fandom, they clearly have been in it long enough. Because this won't even leave a dent lol

[@Bofrab]

People have been like this sense Fnaf 1. The fanbase literally made a theory that Foxy was not evil because of how much people liked him.

[@bluestrangler0447]

You did NOT have to have me resisting the urge to squeal in public while describing that Freddy date Also the “he’s probably gay” flashing on screen SENT MEEEE, good to know I’ve got a shot

[@novafox9798]

"He might be gay" Me, a male who is Bisexual: I see this as an absolute win

[@Kompressor808]

Timestamp?

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

​@@novafox9798intriguing 🤔🤔

[@AudreyArnett-si3ss]

Freddy's date was *chef's kiss* level of perfect. It was so wholesome, my hands were twisting in my lap and my face was twitching

[@GregTP]

1:50 ​@@Kompressor808

[@SpicySea]

This is making both laugh, and blush and squeal like a lovesick teenage girl 💀 (Love the fact that all of them are introduced as a combination of a dating site and an advertisement)

[@elenaporras3145]

Sameee am embarrassed of myself

[@heartvvitch]

“Bonnie used to get around” STOPPPPP THAT KILLED MEEEE

[@laytonlewin29]

Answer : date the plant pot for saving you

[@user-cj7nh3uy5t]

What

[@laytonlewin29]

@@user-cj7nh3uy5t it saved you from the animatronics

[@user-cj7nh3uy5t]

Fair enough

[@francovillarreal27]

Yes

[@BellyThatProductions]

Cons for Freddy: He might be gay! Me: Hey! Me too!

[@ayamamotohaha5235]

I'm under the impression that Vanny's hack took all the animatronics strongest traits and cranked them up to 11. Sorta like in DdLc where sure they might have some flaws, but were never fully intended to eat trash, destroy stuff, or become so insecure that you reflect their own thoughts of self-hatred onto a child. I think they're probably fine outside of the Security Breach.

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

I think maybe it made them worse, but that their issues are a result of 'flanderization' in a way from Fazbear Entertainment creating intelligent AI and then forcing it to mimic one-note cartoon characters.

[@crazydud3380]

​@@notrealnamenotatall2476Oh, for sure, they are trapped in a horrible situation.

[@tochinomasuta4600]

It was the Storyteller program that did it, Tales Of The Pizzaplex explain this

[@Montgomerygolfgator]

Here's my theory, the one I run with as most likely in my mind. Fazbear needed a shortcut, their animatronics based on the mimic weren't working out. Solution: the crap they tried to bury about Afton, remnant. We have one smoking gun, Glamrock Chica acts a lot like FNAF 1 Chica. We know that FNAF 1 Chica and Michel Afton burned in the same building, so if Fazbear were trying to scrounge up remnant from existing sources then Chica lets the fan favorite "Michel is Glamrock Freddy" theory have legs. I think what we're seeing, is well-controlled remnant management, the remnant is forced to do it's thing through the computer as a surrogate for a brain than directly. This means that programming can be used to modify their thoughts and behaviors to a degree. If Monty really did harm Bonnie, then this isn't much different that when Vanessa used the staff bots to disassemble Freddy (which we know can also host remnant thanks to help wanted 2). So, imagine if you were made to kill someone you loved dearly, but also your brain was modified to get angry instead of sad any time you thought about it. You're still going to grieve incompletely. Putting wet floor signs around his body so he's not alone, hiding from people in the catwalks, missing shows... Heck, I could definitely see his initial freakout where he destroys his room being because "If Bonnie were here he'd know what to do, I'm such a failure!" Being stuck in that state, in the dark and broken... Fuck, going feral makes sense. With the virus in place, yeah he's going to be cold. He will believe that he doesn't deserve this attention and kindness, but even thinking about it too loudly will put you at risk. Low self-esteem, but inwardly thoughtful. A cured Monty though, probably a goofy himbo like Freddy.

[@prcervi]

Freeddy is literally the only one that would survive past a first date, man is a himbo in all the best and only mildly annoying ways and if he is ghost possessed it's at least highly likely not a kid's ghost

[@AudreyArnett-si3ss]

Freddy is my chose no matter what.

[@damienearl8302]

That's honestly a good point, DJ MM would make a pretty fun first date but any further ones probably wouldn't go much further, and with him aside, I really feel like the closest to Freddy would actually be Sun, but...well, he's got issues that might just not be fixable without a hard reboot, so it's only a matter of time before something happens There might also be Roxy, but that really entirely depends on if you can convince her that she doesn't need the adoration she craves to be worthy of love, but considering that her insecurities are hard coded into her, that might not be an option either, so again, it's only a matter of time!

[@prcervi]

@@damienearl8302 I could see Roxy and Chica ranking pretty well in the end if you could convince them to get a patch update that removes that hard coded aspect, though i don't know coding enough to know how you'd set that as preferred trait that is ignored when being very detrimental

[@Raindrop_2401]

The Monty one had me trying to hold back laughter so I don't have to explain that I'm watching a dating guide to god damn Security Breach.

[@CptRennett]

The inner weeb in me died when I heard you say "sun"-dere and not "soon"-dere. But I will allow it because Sun-dere is a really good pun.

[@emilythehedgehoggirl6321]

Why did my brain go… moondere 😂

[@mandymagnolia1966]

Dude I almost choked on my spit 😂 it was so unexpected

[@ExValeFor]

Wet Floor, my beloved...

[@user-cj7nh3uy5t]

Yes you know what? I will make one now!

[@yams8445]

They’re adorable I don’t even blame you

[@cartoonlmnk5563]

YAY FREE FANFICTION 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@BostonLinguini]

WHERE ARE YOU FINDING EXPENSIVE FANFICTION ⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨

[@iireesepuffii]

MY GUY WHO IS CHARGING YOU FOR THEIR FAN FICTION ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@Fieldperson]

WHY IS BRO WHIPPING OUT THE MASTER CARD FOR MEN KISSING⁉️⁉️⁉️😭

[@Liminalsubliminal404]

You’re paying for fanfiction⁉️

[@l4cunaz]

SOMEONE IS SCAMMING YOU MY FRIEND ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

[@SnoFitzroy]

"don't deny it, you know it be true" Me, who got into FNAF because I thought glamrock freddy's design is peak and swooned towards the start of the game when he said "Way to go, superstar!": 👁👄👁

[@AudreyArnett-si3ss]

Freddy is our p r e c i o u s s u p e r s t a r

[@realg.c6503]

W a y t o g o S U P E R S T A R!

[@AudreyArnett-si3ss]

@@realg.c6503 We are his special little superstar ❤❤

[@MelkiorMonster]

"Don't lie, you wanted me to do this." I just started and I'm already cackling LOL

[@SpyDoTF2]

18:01 I just imagine you marrying sun and the next day he says “hey kids, your good’ol pal sun here now has a wife” and when you die he says to moon “I miss my wife tails”💀

[@andr_meda]

"AND THATS WHEN YOU FIDN OUT.... MOON IS NOT A CREEPY CLOWN CREATON AT ALL.. HES A TSUNDERE" AHJBBHASBHSHBSH I DIED LAUGHING HARD.... i love him so much so glad my boys scored well again :3

[@noirtreize2713]

Damn, NotRealName/MXES slow burn "Will They, Won't They" romance arc across multiple vids are amazing.

[@jordantrapo3069]

Don't care what everyone think, i would date Chica. She might be pretty goofy but so hilarious at the same time and needs more respect

[@26th_Primarch]

And you could maybe help her out with her obvious eating disorder.

[@carmandirda]

Honestly, without the aggressive eating disorder, she seems like such a sweetheart. You can fix her lol

[@crazydud3380]

Perhaps, but she needs to realize she has a problem and needs help.

[@springyb0i693]

We are both foodies. We could make it work. But I'm shooting for Roxanne.

[@KillerBlaze]

I’m with you, pal. She’s a cutie

[@theembercollective9640]

the fact that moon did not get his own ranking and mimic did is a crime

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

He's a tsundere, he needs time to be open to the ranking. XD ...Okay, more specifically I just feel like Sun and Moon are such a duel package that it felt weird separating them this time.

[@thattransmuffin]

Monty is my ankle biter 🥰

[@yams8445]

Can we share? 🥺

[@theclown2257]

"He don't bite...not me anyway"

[@nixxie119]

I'm living for all of the videos on getting close to the animatronics. You cover the important topics that all the fans are craving. You tell a story so well, I can picture these being the date scenes in a dating sim visual novel.

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you! 8D That was exactly what I was going for!

[@damienearl8302]

And between this and the two current kissing guides (possibly a third in the future for book anims, which sounds exciting!), I just appreciate that she doesn't drastically change important elements of the characters themselves just to make them fit better for the topic, feels more authentic that way! Like, I don't think there's a single more correct answer for MXES than them just straight up saying no and leaving, that's the stuff I love about these videos!

[@SSMp315]

FNAF SIM VISUAL NOVEL WOULD GO SO FUCKING HARD

[@ultimate-phenix]

@@SSMp315 My friend, I'll just say that DEAD BY FREAKIN DAYLIGHT got an "official" dating sim VN... WHY WOULDN'T FNAF GET ONE ? XD

[@currentlyeatingpies1274]

Most of these characters would probably be better date partners than the only times we've seen actual dates in this series. *cough cough* Twisted Ones and Fourth Closet *unconvincing cough*

[@yomireal7570]

Even the worst date in this video would be a dream compared to talking to John for more than an hour

[@platinumg.8614]

I mean anything is better than sexy baby

[@currentlyeatingpies1274]

@@yomireal7570 An hour of dull chatting is better that getting got by the Mimic.

[@nemap2376]

Yo the extra "Might be gay" thrown in there for Freddy gave me the best laugh

[@penguinmaster7]

I ike to think that dating Chica would end up fixing her food addiction, because having you around would fill that void inside of her better than any pizza. imagine: As you continue to go on dates with Chica, you start to notice a gradual change. you both spend less and less time preparing food, and Chica begins to eat less. eventually, she stops bringing you into food prep altogether. You ask why, because you know how much food makes her happy. Chica looks at you apologetically. she realizes that she hasn't been a great girlfriend to you, essentially using you to satisfy her cravings. more than that, however, she realizes that she feels happier around you than she did with endless food. she tells you that even though she thought the food was making her feel good, it was being close to you that made her smile in the end. Chica doesn't need food. she just needs you. Chica pulls you into a close hug, still smelling a bit like old pizza, and calls you by a pet name; Cupcake.

[@martinford6219]

That's deep man. I like it.

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

So basically my ex gotcha need to stay 100km away with 2 year state changes and a constant renewing of restraining order

[@XD-yn6hb]

Dating is the gateway drug to a healthier relationship with food.

[@Fieldperson]

I dunno, its a 2 way street, either this sweet ending for her.. or she gets over obsessed with the food due to being brought out and choosing restaurants.. to the point she genuinely can't go without it. She doesn't want to be like this but with her addictive personality, can't really get enough or let go without extreme effort that she might not have.

[@catbatrat1760]

The Cupcake thing made me go "WAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@kendallcharleswell8489]

I was not ready for anyone to slutshame Bonnie today. And yes, Freddy is (one of) the best choice(s)!

[@wafagdplqs4421]

The perfect guide for the robot-simps that we are ! (Don't take this too seriously)

[@user-it8re8jv2l]

This the reason why fazbar entertainment bans us from the pizzapled

[@wafagdplqs4421]

​@@user-it8re8jv2ldamn ! Now evrything makes sense

[@catbatrat1760]

"(Don't take this too seriously)" wdym you're 110% right

[@user-lt8lm1vv9v]

Sorry, I'm taking Map Bots to a prom🧤🎷🎹 And then home~ To wrap them in one big blanket.

[@alexcole9325]

Wholesome?

[@Gojiboyo]

@@alexcole9325indeed.

[@user-ug1vt2xb5b]

we're getting closer to the smash list guys just hold on as her accountant I can say we overspent video budget on sun and moon merch, much to her ENTIRE financial department's dismay.. but I digress, the smashing list should present itself within the next year or so, as a matter of fact, Let's just keep this between me and all 93.1K of you, as of now; we have started making it, tell nobody! but hey whadda I know im just another member of the financial department at notreal studios, also unreal is tryna sue us so there's another reason.

[@user-ug1vt2xb5b]

k as a followup holy shart i didnt think this vid would concern me so, i may need to speak with HER about this descision..

[@WolfeTheFurry]

Everyone else is talking about the Freddy one, and how they love Freddy, and how he’s great husband material. But I’ve grabbed my beloved Mapbot with his red shirt and Bonnie plush, and started running to somewhere where he will be treated right!

[@mrscruffles801]

Roxy! Is that even a question? She's the BEST!

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Roxy Gang unite!

[@Queen_Audrey1803]

naaaa chicka is the best

[@LuizFernando-809]

​@@Queen_Audrey1803NO

[@LuizFernando-809]

Yeaaaaa

[@thattransmuffin]

Roxy got the looks, but Monty got that charm *”RAAWWEERAAA RAAWWRAAA”* ~Monty

[@soomi5667]

I went to the mimic section and got what I thought I would. You might die, but at least you get to have a few moments with him, eh? :'D

[@camber_courtney5250]

Genuinely my top pick for a date yesterday

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

Mimic simps are scarier than the mimic, and I mean that in the best of ways. -Don't hurt me.- You all are a case study and I am intrigued enough to cheer you on -from a safe distance.-

[@AudreyArnett-si3ss]

I find Freddy's naivety to just add to his sweetness, which is already bursting out of my heart a few minutes in the video. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, I AM PICKING FREDDY Am currently freaking out over Freddy's date Edit: Wow! 106 likes this fast?!

[@azimuddin1890]

Good choice.

[@AudreyArnett-si3ss]

@@azimuddin1890 Yeah. But I can't wait to see what Sun's is like. He'd be my backup choice.

[@ExValeFor]

bruh i insist on my date knowing how to speak with contractions

[@azimuddin1890]

@@AudreyArnett-si3ss Also good choice

[@SnoFitzroy]

SAAAAAMEEEEEEEE I want the himbo bear to hug me soooo bad

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

“Cons: Moon” DON’T DO MY OTHER MAN LIKE THIS 😂

[@whizkeysh0t]

put him in the pros that man is a plus💥💥💥

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

@@whizkeysh0t So true bestie! 🙌

[@akarun45]

Also I know the whole Bonnie-Monty-Freddy thing was either supposed to paint Bonnie as a playboy or two-timer, but my mind immediately jumped to a polycule.

[@duck_duck_goose]

The quick and brief “Might be gay” on Freddy’s con list had me dying 😭💀 that was clever

[@teamllr3137]

Rabbit male waifu looks like a prime choice

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Whenever someone brings up a topic like this, I can’t help but picture Fazbear Entertainment finding out about this demographic of their customers and trying to find a way to milk it for every penny. “If you are a Platinum Level Member, feel free to book our animatronics for an ‘Intimate Experience’. Thank you for booking!”

[@azimuddin1890]

GlamRock Mr.Hippo of course.

[@itstheblandman8734]

Back off he’s mine

[@azimuddin1890]

@@itstheblandman8734 NO, YOU BACK, HE’S MENE!!!

[@itstheblandman8734]

@@azimuddin1890 🦛🔫 if I can’t have him no one can, now back off or he gets it

[@itstheblandman8734]

@@azimuddin1890 🦛🔫 keep your distance or neither of us will have him

[@azimuddin1890]

@@itstheblandman8734 If you have him, then no!, I deserve him, I have been somewhat of a fan of Mr.Hippo since I laid my eyes on him in the F.N.A.F.6’s catalog.

[@azimuddin1890]

(13:18) Anakin Skywalker: Your so…beautiful. (18:23) Roxy: Huh? *makes the same face in Piemations animation*

[@Cake2019_6]

That makes me Hate Sand

[@azimuddin1890]

@@Cake2019_6 Same here.

[@Cake2019_6]

@@azimuddin1890 Yeah lmao

[@azimuddin1890]

I meant 13:23

[@ThePickler4567]

Glamrock Bonnie got disqualified :(

[@NutronicAtomic]

I wouldn't want to date any of them, but I wouldn't mind hanging out lol.

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

That was why I picked Music Man, but it ended a bit too romantic... I don't wanna lead him on so I'll sit outside with Chad Rabbit and neither of us will talk much.

[@jademonass2954]

aro ace ftw

[@SakaDiKovVitch]

My headcannon for them excluding their looks: Monty: Rage issues, immediate red flag. Will DEFINITELY be an abuser (considering the Bonny theory). Roxy: Very VERY demanding and she does give Karen vibes... I can't imagine her getting on time too considering her inability to make up her mind. Chica: The addiction is a turn off, and I can almost always see her emptying someone's fridge if they do take it seriously. And we all know what she does when she can't satisfy her hunger... Freddy: Multiple divorcee DILF that has a son and is always too good or naive and has bad taste in relationships. Will most definitely be given the "I want someone BOLDER" note and get divorced via letters. And is the type to FORGIVE the one who left him instead of getting angry. NGL all of them except Freddy are red flags.

[@Skellie_Jellie]

I don't like guys, but DJ Music Man? A guy who loves music, sleeps for 12 hours straight, and the risk of being bulldozed? Perfection and relatable.

[@VultureWarrior]

I would totally go on a date with either Roxy or The Daycare Attendant(Sun & Moon). I absolutely LOVE their personalities.

[@ames0-0]

freddy i know what were gonna do today

[@wufflewolf8556]

Man, it's hard being a Monty simp but I'll be damned if a little mental trauma its gonna stop me, I can fix him 😤

[@aiwdmsm9014]

amen brother 😩🙏(or sister/sibling we're inclusive)

[@wufflewolf8556]

@@aiwdmsm9014 I appreciate the consideration, not to worry though, you were spot on the first time ☺️

[@delicateabby]

THISSSS. he just needs a little love, that's all 😅💜🐊

[@Megalania1]

I need him 😩🙏

[@delicateabby]

the monty simp era needs to be revived

[@Chris-jl6vp]

Personal grading of the 'tronics because I'm bored and it's late. -Freddy: He's a delight generally across the board and not a snooty intellectual, but he seems like someone who would try to hard and not really get romance. Obviously there's nothing wrong with that, but it theoretically means really getting close to him in a relationship kind of way would take a heap of work. Still a 9/10, I would prefer him as a friend and pal. -Chica: I can't figure out if her flaws could be fixed, or at least worked around. Okay probably not, not without some work. I can't help but wonder what she'd be like after some rehab... or at least reprogramming to get that whole foodie quirk out of her system. Would she be more energetic and interested in other things aside from food and electric guitar playing? Who knows. There is likely no love there and it's as you say, you're pretty much bribing her to go out with you. 3/10. -Monty: I think he could be less dangerous if you take up some hobbies and pasttimes he'd want to probably engage in more. Like say, anything revolving around breaking stuff so head to a junkyard and bring a couple sledgehammers. Possibly having an outlet for his rage might help make things less dangerous and maybe having some more common ground with Monty might make him slightly more receptive for dating? 5/10? -Roxy: Unlike Monty and Chica there's less need for a what-if-they-were-reasonable scenario. Yes Roxy is egotistical, yes she's got that "boss-bitch" personality, but vs Chica and Monty she has the strongest likelihood of being reached, or hell even reaching out to someone if they showed interest in her as a person and not just a face or an animatronic. I think it would take a long time and a lot of work to get past her surface, but it's worth it since Roxy is more emotionally stable than the other two and definitely values relationships. A generous 8/10. -Daycare attendant: I can't help but think he has this depressed clown vibe off-stage, I don't think he'd be as hyperactive and maybe a little more manageable so you can get a word in on conversations. Also I just think Moon is a goober more than someone that would murder you. Either way, Moon seems like a more manageable problem. I mean, maybe you could just speak to Moon like he's another person and work out a relationship with the both of them? Eh, maybe. 6/10, 7/10 if you can score both or at least permanently pacify Moon to some capacity. -DJ Music Man: Honestly this guy feels too huge, he could crush you with his hand. The size difference is too scary but I love the idea of him always having music specially for you. I'm not for the idea... but I think in theory he's at least a 6/10. -Mimic: No. The scenario included makes me no even harder. No/10. -Map Bot: I'm not sure how I feel about dating a possible ghost. Honestly, just a bit too safe for my liking, what's the point of dating a robot if it's not a challenge. 5/10. -MXes: He is a virtual being and you're required to keep the Vanny on at all times just to see him. Do you want to wear that thing given the Mimic and probably other things can just... implant stuff into your head? I don't. 2/10, will just say no and will not (cannot) kill you.

[@Midnightlunar10]

“And then surely he will be the one to fill the emptiness inside of you.” Poor choice of words, or has Dr. Seuss met his match?

[@partycat10]

(Skips immediately to the daycare attendant)

[@meeka9955]

Did I just watched reader x the animatronic fanfictions 😨😨 Still enjoying it tho hhh

[@SpicySea]

Oh God I am too-

[@lilaott6495]

the ‘bonnie got around’ comment on mapbot’s segment KILLS me every time i’ve watched this

[@akarun45]

Gee Bonnie, how come Fazbear Entertainment lets you have TWO boyfriends?

[@whizkeysh0t]

​@@akarun45 massive pizzaplex polycule real

[@user-lt8lm1vv9v]

Mxes' part made me giggle so much! Also DJ and Freddy deserve their first place!

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

"I saw your most watched part of my videos." Oh goodness. Please tell me it's not that bad.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

"And now the moment you've all been waiting for, Roxanne Wolf." If alternative entertainment has taught me anything, yes it is.

[@Just_A_Cloud-pu8ke]

honestly I'd take both Sun and Moon without hesitation

[@friendcharlie]

15:47: Fun fact: Daycare Attendant x Reader was in the list of top ships on AO3 in 2022. There might even be a spike now that HW2 released.

[@TaliEpshtein]

"now for the moment you've all been waiting for - Roxanne Wolf" Why'd you call me out like this, NotA 💀💀 Amazing video as usual, happy belated Valentine's 💜

[@jademonass2954]

with the range of personalities ive seen with moon in fanfics, i bet it makes ranking him REALLY hard though ive havent read anything that actually has them dating, just frienships :D

[@GenreChowderStudios]

Honestly, I see Map Bot’s atypical communication as a plus. I really struggle socially, so without the pressure of trying to have a traditional date with lots of traditional talking, I feel like we could have a unique connection just being in each other’s space and finding out how to communicate with each other. That is, of course, assuming Map Bot is sentient.

[@dustyzoiveon6161]

Right?? I always find that the most interesting part of imagining what hanging out with MapBot would be like. Trying to figure out a way to communicate despite MapBot not being able to speak outside of pre-programmed lines and not having enough fingers to sign very well. They'd likely rely partially on gestures/charades when possible, with MapBot using a notebook (likely supplied by the other person, I doubt FazCo gave the guy anything to write on/with) for anything that can't be acted out.

[@GenreChowderStudios]

@@dustyzoiveon6161 I never thought of him using a notebook. That’s a really good idea. 🤔

[@theocalistarya7039]

Tsundere Moon have stolen my heart 😂 I need it back 😅 And Sun is sooo cute, I just want to give him cuddles. ❤

[@NocturnalLaVenge]

"Dont lie, you want it" Me, buying a big Roxy figurine and holding a separate Roxy-memes-folder "It's fine, I was acting. OR WAS I?"

[@ShiraCheshire]

This video was an absolute delight. The mimic section was both hilarious and horrifying, that one's gonna haunt me for uhhh forever probably. Surprise appearance from MXES followed by that "no" made me laugh so hard. I also love how you had to specify "yes, really" for Sun being the most desired date. Half the fandom going "well of courses" and the other going "what???" A significant portion of all fnaf fics ever created are just romances between Sun and YOU and that's amazing.

[@BLUPotatoSpy]

"Ditzy himbo" thats why im here

[@SkyWireMashups]

"It's common knowledge that Monty was having an affair with one of the other animatronics" took me aback so much. I was like, huh? What'd I miss?

[@drissouwg9649]

I like that the Mimic is implied to be a MlM date because the outcome is equally traumatizing as young adult years gay hookups

[@frustraceann]

your description of freddy's date is fucking killing me in the best way, i cannot stop giggling. this is such a fun video! my inner preteen fandom child is healing. :,)

[@j.a.m.m]

Waait a minute! That wasn't just a dating ranking vid, that was a ploy to read us your animatronicXreader fanfics in disguise! Well played, Ms. NotAtAll, well played. Okay but more seriously, that video was hilarious, I loved it. While you saying that Moon is a tsundere at 18:56 is not smthg that is unreasonable to assume, actually hearing anyone say that is quite the surprised lol, tho I sure ain't complaining. Oh and while the Blob isn't there for obvious reasons, I assume he'd be an F too? (though still above Mimic bc while both are murderous, the Blob doesn't seem malicious, so to speak) Also the tidbits at bashing Fazbear Entertainment's hazardous practices will never go unappreciated. And technically if we consider the "Mapbot is Cassie's dad" theory that you integrated there, then Mapbot would be, in technicality there, a DILF. Just sayin. And yes, MXES being that smug is amazing, and wouldn't seem out of character. Great video as always, I reccomend having a box of chocolate nearby when watching it, it definetly adds to the experience. Happy Valentines Day lol

[@FTZPLTC]

I love and respect the growing Security Breach polycule you're headcanoning.

[@Bofrab]

The Date with Mimic idea would have made for an awesome Fazbear Fright/Tale from the Pizzaplex. Mimic trying to impress you with a meshed suit is so goofy, and I love the scarier twist at the end. If it were in the books though replace date with learning they existed and wanted to see if they were real or just a myth.

[@NekoChanTheKitty]

I hit Like as soon as you got to Montys date scenario and tragic backstory, I love that so much XD

[@ashemabahumat4173]

Forget should, I'm just goin all in on Bad Bitch Roxy. I don't think I can fix her, she just needs somebody

[@kirbyridingyoshi28]

Honestly was kind of expecting Mimic to immediately start trauma dumping about his daddy issues

[@Gojiboyo]

“He beat me half into a coma with a stick and left me without legs 😭”

[@clwilliams9276]

The real moments i've been waiting for: Giga Monty (separate from Monty cuz Giga Monty exists in the world no matter what state Monty is in), Wet Floor bots (cuz funny), and the Daycare Attendant (hoping they're split into 2 sections but makes more sense to be a single section. I saw a comment saying the Mimic gets a spot so I'm hoping each of these gets a spot. I'm expecting the daycare attendant n hoping for the other 2. Types that during the Roxy section. Edit: YAY SUN. omg. Ofc u had to go that route 😂. Now i'm just hoping Moon secretly part-times as a TVA agent cuz that would make that part fun too (if u don't get the references, u should watch astralspiff's SB vids after finishing this vid. His vids will also explain Giga Monty)

[@mintyflores7378]

I would love to date Roxy but my autistic self would never be able to maintain eye contact

[@EpikTopW]

Roxy is my favorite because of her personality not because I'm a simp

[@pacadile2025]

🤔

[@davidhong1934]

🤔

[@dmitribrutus5543]

🤔

[@GregTP]

🤔

[@princessmarlena1359]

🤔

[@holismoke1242]

I absolutely adore that you tried to portray Monty in the flow in the best light. Many people have him labeled as a heartless killer, but because of how little of himself he lets out to show (besides his rage) I think the truth is elsewhere I really like your videos and I respect your opinions, even if I sometimes don't agree with them, I hope you have a nice day and I hope that if we get more information about Monty, you will analyze him in a video, even if he killed bonny

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you! 8D And I certainly will. I'm just waiting to see if HW2 has dlc before I tackle Monty again.

[@user-of9or7hg9j]

if you give mimic a bunch romance books and he reads all of them he gonna get freaky

[@AJsketchy]

I was having a video in the background this started autoplaying and i didn't realize it until i heard the greenroom part

[@casualcommenter7152]

(To the tune of “Join Us For A Bite”)(Cheese warning): 🎶Can’t wait to meet you, I want to make you the second part of me, I’m open for love, and tonight we will find it on a date, Come get to know me, I can already tell our future’s great, I’ve been so lonely, and I would love you to be my Valentine🎵

[@salt_factory7566]

*Burger King manager opens the bathroom door* “What on Earth are you doing?”

[@itstheblandman8734]

This is awfully 🧀y! That doesn’t stop it from being funny though, nice job lol

[@CyberYeast75]

Gee, this description of Glamrock Freddy sounds a lot like me...

[@Ninten110dogs]

I love the Sun and Moon part of this

[@antierror606]

You: So what would a date with Roxy be like? Me: Well, I'd probably screw up in the first five minutes and get thrown off the highest point of Roxy raceway

[@antierror606]

Also me: Huh theres a sushi stall?

[@jaxolotl]

i require a full-length fanfic for the mimic date

[@hsfhanaa]

Nah cuz why do you have me invested in the idea of me and the music man??

[@arelvi_]

"moon is not a wicked clown cretin at all. he's a tsundere!" HELLO

[@spritegoblin4750]

WAIT THE CHARACTER WRITING IS SO GOOD HERE!! The extra day of waiting was worth it-I'm m a gay man but even I want a date with Roxy now.

[@StefDoesAThing]

My heart says "Pappa bear" But the narcissism screams mimic.....It's for the best i'm already taken.

[@caughtintheundertow]

i love how moon was on the con list 😭😭

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Roxy is best girl

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

"Honestly kinda based ngl" - some hypocrite probably

[@bunniebb_9112]

before i watch it, im just saying now i'm picking monty