The JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Kill Count

[@KalebIA]

As Chief Keef once said, “Everydays Halloween.” Edit: If James sees this, I’ll do a complete version of all parts, and recount any potential missed kills. Double edit: Some kills I must've missed script wise, but there's a lot that I counted up at the end because I was mainly using a spreadsheet for it. Ex: I didn't mention the Sugimoto family, but it was added up in the end prnt.sc/vb91vn Sorry for any of the ones I've missed!

[@weston791]

Who gets the golden chainsaw

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Chief is always keef

[@mediaguyzelkova5131]

Yo if dio forced himself to become a vampire didn't he technically killed himself

[@dr.pastor]

Yup

[@theirishpotato6588]

I agree.

[@_csim_5273]

“Which JoJo character has the most bodies?” Well, Dio. He has 2 of them.

[@rickastley7261]

I think you don't know funny valentine

[@Ghiaccio.]

Dio because he has the most se- oh wait you meant kills

[@marethyu_77gamer93]

I think that the fact Pillar Men assimilate people's bodies would make them a lot higer on the ranking

[@liamdiamondSWAG]

@@rickastley7261 well it’s a different funny every time the D4C would have the most fv bodies I guess?

[@rickastley7261]

@@liamdiamondSWAG It still being funny valentine's body so I guess it counts

[@Medikars]

I'm James A. Janisse and today we'll be counting the kills in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure.

[@ardatektas9871]

I wish

[@lukanesovanovic8926]

TUUUUN TIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN t at ta ta t n tantnatnatnatn

[@smichel869]

James

[@tgnm9615]

Omg i could hear James' voice

[@Zbomb3705]

Some where in that sentence belongs “and welcome to the kill count”.

[@person4086]

Wait a minute, this isn't deadmeat...

[@MalMako]

Ya dead meat

[@person4086]

@@MalMako "we're deadmeat"

[@RandomEevee]

You thought it was deadmeat, BUT IT WAS I DIO

[@temmiehoi688]

thats what i thought

[@person4086]

Wow, I got a heart...

[@berrypretty6305]

wait so there were 100 vampire soldiers in total at the arena fight but 50+ died to stroheim's men and 88 died to the sunlight? Those animators really went above and beyond

[@creepingcrawley6520]

finally james a janisse has been memed

[@theirishpotato6588]

He should actually do jojo.

[@cmeanwumps9098]

Yes

[@simonj6801]

@@theirishpotato6588 nah he only does horror

[@Bread-lh4fl]

Yessir.

[@theirishpotato6588]

@@simonj6801 I know sadly. Jojo is spooky sometimes.

[@Videomenkarlo002]

You nailed it DeadMeat thumbnail

[@AJGaming-fg8vq]

@@isaacgreen8165 same !!

[@mrindeed1953]

Me too

[@hasanbaalbaki4453]

Same

[@samueltrevino12]

@@isaacgreen8165 I feel the same shame

[@The_original_biblical_angelo]

dio green lips

[@lakajakjn]

“Kars may not be the best superhero.” He saved a dog in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. *A dog*

[@theultimatelifeform3580]

Kars pulled a reverse villain

[@sanctifiedsuccubus2562]

Kars is the only villain to save a dog rather than kill it.

[@rahulrajumon5573]

@@sanctifiedsuccubus2562 then we know what happened to him

[@AlfredoPuente8]

Two dogs if we count Santana.

[@stack4229]

@@AlfredoPuente8 when

[@radiantduality8366]

Golden Wind has the lowest kill count in JoJo's, but simultaneously the single highest kill count in basically anything.

[@noahsimonsen]

no it doesnt infinite death loop to diavolo.

[@radiantduality8366]

@@noahsimonsen yeah, that’s what I mean. Technically it has the lowest kill count in JoJo’s NOT counting Diavolo, but counting Diavolo it has the highest kill count even in regards to other forms of media.

[@noahsimonsen]

@@radiantduality8366 fair point

[@kandyerzy]

@@radiantduality8366 Johnny Joestar

[@kandyerzy]

@@radiantduality8366 I think that diavolo only experiences deaths and doesnt actually die

[@kaoticneutralcow4094]

That ambulance has a higher kill count than caesar.

[@chaosknightbarian9810]

damn.

[@GyroTheZeppelin]

Why would you say that. It’s really insulting to the fact that Caesar has OP Hamon abilities and got beaten kill-wise by mistake with a heavy automobile.

[@stonesphixsballer5786]

​@@GyroTheZeppelin L Caesar

[@SpicyTunaRoll97]

so does an Orangutan though

[@DIO-vw6me]

*_So you're telling me that the sun has the biggest kill count._*

[@Biscwutitsutos]

*not such a funny rock now, hm?*

[@mr.0uterverse]

*AND ITS NOT EVEN THE STAND*

[@lacouleurnoire5067]

Damn Kujo, Hand fetish dude called you out. What you gonna do? Kink shame him? Send him flying to an ambulance?

[@AbandonedChan8l]

A Sun

[@theenderlord1425]

Or giorno

[@stevedu3316]

Almost 90% of kills in diu is Kira's, he really is carrying.

[@crabravekrab1174]

yo

[@shigechiyangu596]

@@crabravekrab1174 j-josuke!

[@vrnzi6345]

@Noriaki Kakyoin dang your dead you came back to insult Josie tho respect

[@FlickerAL]

89%

[@destroidhak2556]

@Noriaki Kakyoin Now you need to give a hint to a Joestar. because you are not going to survive this

[@tepaee]

The fact they all worked very hard to kill their enemies but in the end the sun still ended up with the highest kills

[@hceba4661]

no, giorno ended with the highest, he just tought.. why kill diferent people if i can kill the sameone again and again.

[@AlfredoPuente8]

8:12 Jorge Joestar: what’s my purpose ? Araki: Dying in a flashback.

[@Absorbant]

"Jorge" "porpuse"

[@Juan30307]

@Gin yeah its george,but like giorno giovana,jorno jobana,remember using jo

[@alexanderlefebvre8981]

His Porpose.

[@fpxha]

Giorno is different because he's technically not part of the jojo line but technically is, giorno was born by Dio with Jonathan's body He is counted as a jojo because of the same reason as the others, GIOrno GIOvanna (Gio Gio) different because it's Italian or because born by Dio

[@banan9214]

Eangrish Lenguaje

[@adcar635]

The fact that the _smallest_ body count is 67 concerns me

[@geographynonsensical5003]

69 LIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@yohangarcia5655]

just made it 70 get destroyed

[@soulfex]

@@yohangarcia5655 your are avengers next threat level..

[@deleted4913]

169 liked BOYS

[@CorTheWeeb]

@@soulfex ah yes you are are

[@realkingofantarctica]

Speedwagon never died. He just got bored of walking amongst the mortals.

[@Hercules-xs6sv]

I see you everywhere

[@itsmemalk8748]

69 likes😈😈😈😈

[@smickothesmickest]

ObViOuSlY you don't have to state the OBVIOUS.

[@schwellenangst1605]

@Nikunj Arora He went back to heaven, dummy

[@EvetheFurry]

4:48 “we’ll be finishing this with a huge count up at the end, but for now-“ *ad comes on* “TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TOASTY, CHEESY, MAJESTY *arby’s theme plays*”

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

“How many breads have you eaten in your life?” Diavolo: the amount of times I’ve died

[@kletra2102]

@Uncreative With Names Unless he is really dedicated

[@Idk-nf5el]

One death is bread overdosis

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

@Uncreative With Names idk man if u wanna be a male stripper you gotta stay healthy and eat lots of bread

[@mromega7493]

@Uncreative With Names tbf the infinite would mean he has eaten infinite bread he’s would because infinite deaths would mean every possibility ever so technically he’s eaten infinite bread or basically infinite everything

[@synchrolord]

Well if he died infinit times, an infinit amount of times of those times well be bread related

[@Ssjb-bk6im]

When you realized... Kira single handed carried the Diamond is Unbreakable gang’s kill streak.

[@dragoninstalling5446]

Single handed 😑

[@Ssjb-bk6im]

@@dragoninstalling5446 I gotta Hand it to ya for figuring that out.

[@Microwaveables11]

@@Ssjb-bk6im wow, got a grasp on those puns, huh

[@Ssjb-bk6im]

@@Microwaveables11 it does come in Handy when I need them

[@Microwaveables11]

@@Ssjb-bk6im I dont agree, when someone finds out about my love of hand puns, they just make me *talk to the hand...*

[@tranqle73]

“Iggy avenges his fellow real estate owners by killing Pet Shop”

[@BesBroYeaha]

"He drinks one officer and eleven soldiers in one go" Why did I laugh at that line... 💀

[@theosouris7063]

Babyface’s baby momma is killed by the homunculus, you left that one out.

[@tico9951]

yea he also frogot a few others like the Kraftwork guy that Mista killed

[@shaykilleen1609]

@@tico9951 Kraftwerk’s user is technically alive, he returns in Purple Haze Distortion or Shameless Purple Haze.

[@LunaticXenonist]

He also forgot keicho nijimura

[@warchifeik2293]

he also forgets reimi and i think they say an estimate of victims of kira before DIU

[@ohhimarx1471]

Also enya and steely dan

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Horror movie kill count = Dead Meat JoJo's kill count = Man Meat

[@ifoundavalidname6270]

Ah i see you watch Dead meat too, I've seen you in James's comment section before too

[@cupquake2389]

Amongus

[@ifoundavalidname6270]

@@cupquake2389 Amogus

[@donitovendan]

@@ifoundavalidname6270 Sussy baka

[@ifoundavalidname6270]

@@donitovendan Why you gotta such a sussy bak

[@barofsop]

Broke: Kars has 64 kills Woke: Kars has *_a stack_* of kills

[@12DAMDO]

epic reference

[@kimanh-ls4kl]

Next Otamatone Cover:

[@kosinparuchabutr4007]

minecraft players are chads except for me

[@lazyliongames5858]

Same, I too have a stack

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

What if kills are stack like snowballs

[@thirdanimator3347]

I genuinely thought Dead Meat actually did this until I saw you made it. Well played, Kaleb. Well played

[@hondaibonzai6575]

"From manga i counted" Later: "We are doing anime only"

[@mimkels]

gIORNO KILLS : iNFINITELY

[@nk54woibu40]

@@mimkels bE SURE TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF. pLEASE

[@mimkels]

@@nk54woibu40 my keyboard sux :v And i sux

[@dragan2427]

Angelo: becomes a rock Dwayne Johnson: “hey I’ve seen this one!”

[@no-qy3pq]

the rock

[@onyourleft9273]

“Yo Dwayne”

[@darkwerewolfexe1198]

Dwayne the rock Johnson

[@beefstew4948]

"this rock has more kills than ceaser"

[@polydullmemes3497]

That is a really murderous rock

[@EeveeWoot]

The rock killed Caesar.

[@SouleySpring]

@@EeveeWoot with a rock bottom

[@j5da549]

@@EeveeWoot ll

[@thySilence01]

@@SouleySpring from the top turnbuckle 👀

[@carrieplatt2477]

13:46 We will honor you for aslong as anything in the world lives! This part had me in tears I loved iggy

[@FookMi69]

_"I’m gonna give the _*_Golden Chainsaw_*_ for coolest kill to Diavolo, who is currently in a death loop where he is dying from every death you can name, even deaths from my previous kill counts!"_ *~ James A. Janisse*

[@DmarcusBaus]

_”Dull machete for lamest kill will go to Mary Joestar who died offscreen.”_ *~ James A. Janisse*

[@MoinCoin]

@@DmarcusBaus more dull machete for diavolo for also dying the most boring death in canon

[@d2cool165]

For this series, im inventing not 1, but 2 new awards... First being cruelest dog death, which im of coarse giving to Danny, innocent lil doggy burned to death, at least iggy got to go out like a champ. The 2nd award: the craziest death, is going to Kars, who technically didn't even die, but drifted off into space where he eventually became brain-dead for eternity.

[@explorercompass0167]

If diavolo experience every death possible, then on of his death has to be getting kill by GER and stuck in double death loop?

[@Jim.m.mountain]

@@explorercompass0167 then triple

[@justinmatsumoto7046]

Kills missed off the top of my head: Reimi, Arnold, the dudes Mista kills in his flashback, Pericolo, the Baby Face homunculi (technically separate from Melone himself), the priest that raised Diavolo and his mother most likely since the town burned down, and Cioccolata's flashback shows at least one old man who committed suicide (at least in the anime). Anime-only, Risotto's gang kills a couple guys from the investigation department.

[@itismej5939]

Wait wouldn't jotaro be dead becaue he stopped his heart

[@piikivi8532]

Also DIO kills cat?

[@elpepe6407]

also, the whole enyaba town. You could say they are not really dead but at least the dude turned into cheese and the dog from the beginning should count

[@gemufreak3441]

What about keicho

[@skeech9200]

@@gemufreak3441 ikr

[@michaelzhang7098]

You missed the scene in Part 3 when we first see into DIO’s Warudo when he kills a cat and explodes him.

[@grixan8012]

Shhhhh we dont want to ruin the funny number

[@kieranmcginley1262]

5:13 Two hijackers? Pretty sure I see 3..

[@kieranmcginley1262]

And didnt dio kill like some speedwagon peeps?

[@michaelzhang7098]

Kieran Mc Ginley yeah there was a scene before the Egyptian gods where a Speedwagon scout gets killed.

[@bebopblue]

Also didn’t he knock a guy over during that ZA WURADO? I think the impact of hitting the ground might have killed him. He didn’t appear well from what I remembered.

[@ГригорийФилипп-п9у]

*Did you know?* Diavolo died infinite times. Amazing thing is, that this number is bigger, than 3 football fields!

[@nicknack124]

You forgot the fact that Gray Fly has 300 confirmed kills (that's not even a joke. They mention he has killed around 300 people prior to stardust crusaders)

[@k33pz90]

Tower of grey is the fly, super fly is the actual tower.

[@DAWEKimbo]

@@k33pz90 they fly had those kills

[@slimaginators]

@@DAWEKimbo wasnt it a beetle

[@lepurpleboi3266]

@Zee Zee Gray Fly is the user of Tower of Grey

[@nicknack124]

@@lepurpleboi3266 He was making a joke

[@bigsam8597]

162 kills in Part 1. 271 kills in Part 2. 69 kills in Part 3. 64 kills in Part 4. 60 kills in Part 5. (I may be wrong) A total of 626 kills in the first 5 parts.

[@catmeowww7500]

Part 5 cioccolatas green tea killed half of rome haha

[@Flacidpancake]

Part 3 has 369 if you count tower of greys confirmed kills

[@lewismartin3430]

part 6-the actual whole universe

[@crudbaskets]

@@lewismartin3430 not really but sort of

[@clyia7719]

Technically part 5 has infinity recovered kills from diavlo

[@hopulbun]

Imagine being the Ultimate Lifeform, and getting beat out in kills by the ACTUAL sun.

[@axlphishm6943]

God i love the art style in part 1 and 2 , its been a while since i watched em, but this made me remember , they so like a holographic pokemon card, but the colors change so much based on mood , its amazing

[@bluebird6348]

Lesson of the day. Everyone has more bodies than ceaser. Yes, even Danny the dog. He stepped on an ant off camera

[@thatcarnivoreteacher7395]

@@notnamed. wait a minute caeser committed tax fraud and some other more terrible crimes

[@minorcomet282]

@@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 he commited every crime SHORT of murder. He didnt commit things like treason, rape, arson, etc. But he did infact handle salmon suspiciously in the UK

[@nickkayfabe6147]

@@minorcomet282 He also gave a dog a strange look in Oklahoma

[@rablopx]

@@minorcomet282 Caesar was playing Fish Jenga with Mark.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

any time i watch part 4 now though i just get really curious wtf happened with Kira to make him such a butcher.. since part 8 Kira was chill and a nice guy, he had the hand fetish still but wasnt a murderer haha. even being an alternate universe counterpart wonder what went down differently in his life

[@ghodcd4849]

Remember an ambulance has more kills that ceasar

[@EvernightTown6969]

4:19 Lisa Lisa's mom looks so offended by her husband

[@weebgood7531]

55455

[@crackerjack0349]

Hun what did I say about the tongue

[@wyattmiranda3484]

Baby, you’re ruining our honeymoon!

[@hassanbinalilumpa1125]

Its Erina

[@rigby8320]

@@hassanbinalilumpa1125 ?

[@arthurthekyogre9155]

You forgot the alleyway girl's dog (I think the name was Arnold), and probably a shit ton of parents who died off-screen, and if you count stands, Cheap Trick and Chariot Requiem died as well

[@wyattmund9286]

I'm actually surprised Golden Wind/Vento Aureo is the lowest. I guess it shows how much tone counts, because its fights are some of the most brutal and has the Jojo with the highest kill count (versus say Part 4 with a mostly non-lethal protag in Josuke) with a mafia atmosphere. That, plus between Grateful Dead and Green Day, and then the unleashing of Silver Chariot Requiem on Rome, it kinda feels like there's a lot more death going on.

[@makota85]

Giorno for him: five kills... Really Giorno: ∞kills because he send Diavalo into infinity death loop.

[@matthewjonas8952]

Agreed. Ciocolatta would probably be much higher on the list, having a stand that indiscriminately causes death in a ridiculous radius. That man is walking genocide.

[@lewismartin3430]

@@makota85 to be fair I understand having a version excluding that because literally nothing beats that.

[@KaijuofSteel]

Although if you were to take out Kira's off screen murders, then DiU has way less kills than GW.

[@luigimario2382]

@@makota85 not really infinite. It’s the same as his ability to make people’s minds think incredibly fast. They only die once, but they’re brain perceives death an unknowable amount of times

[@sammcguire3798]

The Sun: Has 89 kills, giving at the most out of any animated part so far. Enrico Pucci: Hold my bible...

[@jeremyabbott4537]

how many universe resets did Pucci do again?

[@LiverpoolFC_On_Top]

it’s time to kill literally everything that existed in jojo literally me NaNi kskwsmskskska

[@ezkillguy8316]

@@jeremyabbott4537 2

[@ezkillguy8316]

@@jeremyabbott4537 Jorge joestar novel doesn’t count

[@danieledwards8730]

What about scp1

[@roberteospeedwagon3526]

Technically Diavolo doesn’t die infinite times, as the loop resets everytime Diavolo dies. Also if we count tower of gray’s past victims then stardust crusaders wins

[@silvereaglestudios]

Adding the Golden Wind kills with ∞ will make all other parts look like absolutely nothing.

[@roberteospeedwagon3526]

@@silvereaglestudios still Diavolo resets everyone he’s close to death thus why it’s a infinite death loop, he will keep dying but it won’t count as an actual kill because hamon beat’s JoJo death count videos are made better with more deaths

[@qwart22]

Silver Eagle Studios the loop resets just before each death as Diavolo will never reach the truth of death so therefore the infinite deaths do not count

[@roberteospeedwagon3526]

@@qwart22 exactly , exactly what Hamon beat said when counting deaths of every JoJo part

[@thegreatscribbles960]

I would are it is infinite but I believe everything thing you says speedwagon

[@GG.Plans_Goat]

This made my day. I laughed a lot thank you for making this!

[@ZeroAnomalies]

“Which Joestar,Antagonist,and part have the most bodies” DIO

[@Rnow06]

Jesus calm down with the punctuation

[@thegoldengamer9315]

Dont say his name

[@seaBBB]

you. I like you.

[@Crabgar]

@Salim rahkdul gee dude thanks for explaining, not like he said "antagonist" or anything not like this was a joke about dio having had 2 bodies either

[@Cocarr0.0]

bruh

[@ScootrMan]

“I should count [specific thing here] but we didn’t establish any rules here did we? So let’s keep going” Every single Kill count of Dead Meat

[@12DAMDO]

Dead Meat actually does have rules 1. _T I T L E C A R D_ 2. confirmed death 3. no animals 4. must have a quirky joke for everything and that's basically it

[@Francisco-fw5fe]

If zombies count, then Jonathan has more kills than Giorno, let that sink in

[@supermonkeybg5420]

I mean yea giorno didnt kill that many people narancia killed almost as many people .

[@jonesjones6279]

Another son Jonathan could be proud of

[@Tomo-Wil]

but giogio got inf kills tho

[@igor-jo8bw]

@@Tomo-Wil but it resets since diavolo died then comes back to life and dies over and over

[@jamainegardner4193]

Poor Giogio just can't catch up to the level of success of his fathers... until you get to Diavolo, at which point Johnny Joestar is the only one who matches Giorno.

[@Mafi4532]

“dies infinitely” well that just made the job a whole lot easier

[@oldally8869]

part 6 be like: pucci got a double kill pucci got a triple kill pucci is dominating pucci is unstoppable pucci is godlike

[@Little_Eris]

And Pucci has the most MC kills.

[@zoraz8255]

Pucci is ace

[@iota-09]

@@zoraz8255 pulling off the ace clutch with that universal nuke, too bad he didn't get the guy that was just spawning back in.

[@Number1WarioFan]

What game is that message from it seems familiar

[@lizardperson780]

Technically he killed the entirety of humanity only to reset their lives but idk if that counts since the loop didn't end up completing

[@BlueJayflyhigh]

Dude forgot: Hazamadas Friend who killed himself with a mechanical pencil and Keicho who was killed by Red Hot Chili Peppers

[@johnwestensnorris6391]

Hazamada's friend was still alive. Just missing an eye. But yeah he did miss Keicho.

[@glitchedporygon5426]

@@johnwestensnorris6391 Would Reimi and her family of counted?

[@johnwestensnorris6391]

@@glitchedporygon5426 That's a good question. I would say it depends on if you count deaths from before the story happens, which the people Zeppeli's father killed were counted so I say yes.

[@-lovi-961]

And he forgot hol horse

[@johnwestensnorris6391]

@@-lovi-961 Hol Horse is alive.

[@Bassgangvt]

23:10 I feel you man. That death was the worst for me. That and shigechi almost made me cry

[@raykayalia7097]

You forgot to count the cat Dio kills in stopped time.

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

but nice number... :(

[@ember-evergarden]

He killed more than that cat in the same stopped time lol He also kills the two police officers when trying to kill Jotaro on the floor.

[@raykayalia7097]

@@ember-evergarden Ha LOL

[@DoomDutch]

People who are forgotten: Pesci's kill on the train conductor and the passenger trying to stop the train, Keicho death by Red Hot Chili Pepper, Kira killed Reimi's dog (also possibly 1 kill to many, as he stated to have killed 48, which ought to include the hand at the start of Part 4.)

[@butterytomatoes747]

Also sale

[@lewismartin3430]

kaleb placed those kills before he took out reimi and unlocked killer queen

[@lupemoreno4918]

And the girl that died by rolling stone

[@tranidite]

I think that includes that kill plus a few others scene in the part. Kira says he killed 48 women total. That possibly includes the one in the beginning of the part, the one shegechi finds,the lady who has the stand Cinderella and the girl the was apart of the kill he did disguisted as kosaku.

[@Zak-tk8wv]

They forgot that.

[@1337speakcow]

Since you were counting flashbacks, there is Narancia's mom, the rapists Mista killed, the assassination from the introduction of La Squadra, and babyface's mom.

[@Magic_Ice]

And you count the people Diavolo killed in that flashback before fighting Risotto

[@Slymation]

Plus okuyasus bro, Reimi and her dog, and more!

[@nibmibnib4615]

Cmon man he tried his best

[@eronic_]

@Warner Esquivel Yes because counting like 88 zombies next to each other is not good enough

[@tacticalpacklimbo129]

@Warner Esquivel for how negative you have been to someone who put so much work into something I would like to see you try and do this exact same thing

[@Ryan50Ryan]

20:40 His nuzlocke on life. Lmao, wasn't expecting that line.

[@jacquesstephon4717]

There were a whole bunch of kills by “Angelo” from Diamond is Unbreakable that were in flashbacks that weren’t counted

[@dinolife2748]

And the Tower of Gray’s kills too in the flashbacks when Avdol talked about him

[@SpedRockt]

He forgot about Doppio kills the priest, his mother and a few people in that village.

[@legion6211]

@@SpedRockt Doppio didn't do it dioavolo did.

[@amar1e]

@@legion6211 dioavolo diooooooavoloooo it's diavolo not dioavolo very common typo e

[@pawzgaming865]

"Pet Shop.. is not most people. It is a bird." That GOT ME lmao

[@dennist8290]

Say what you want but Jonathan's death was so sad especially as his head slowly slumps down as the ship crumbles around him

[@iamyuheismi920]

why is this related

[@dennist8290]

@@iamyuheismi920 because its about deaths.......and he talked about Johnathens

[@zero-one2585]

@@dennist8290 Jonathan*

[@dennist8290]

@@zero-one2585 oh shit. Ty I didn't even realize I was miss spelling it

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

“Who has the most bodies” well obviously it’s funny valentine

[@trapbuilder2283]

Technically Diavolo never dies, the loop moves on just before his death

[@Absorbant]

This is false. He was shown to be hit by a car in one of the on-screen deaths, which should kill you instantly

[@KieraQ0323]

@@Absorbant Doesn't count because time was reversed

[@meljunmercado220]

@@KieraQ0323 it's infinite death every time he dies he dies again with new made death

[@thew6996]

@@Absorbant no, it cuts to the girl with the toy

[@mouseman2989]

@@Absorbant diavolo never actually dies, the loop just cuts milliseconds before the death since your brain can’t imagine the idea of death

[@AlexTheGreatVRF]

10:46 jotaro is acting like that one parent when they accidentally see something they dont want you too see

[@mygroovv8081]

lets just appreciate how this man had to rewatch all of jjba and count every death just bc of a discord poll

[@Deeper489]

7:00 Of course the Ultimate life form would be bad at math. Being bad at math means you cant count. If you cant count you're never out numbered. What a big brain play by Kars. He is the ultimate being but like all beings he cant be fate..... or count apparently.

[@sarmales1232]

probably the saddest moment in Jojo, when SPEEDWAGONNNNN died. RIP

[@sarmales1232]

Mine too

[@sarmales1232]

Yes yes yes yes yes yee

[@sarmales1232]

Yeaa me too

[@RaminIsTrash]

Wtf dude Speedwagon didn't even die that was a impostor

[@kayleedraws948]

Yes that was sad but I cried when my innocent child kakyoin died RIPP 😭😭

[@meemaw1]

When a military guy got more kills than an ultimate life form

[@Mystizal]

GER: I fear no man... GER: But that:... Tower Of Grey: GER: It terrifies me.

[@sheluv_mooks8574]

i'm sorry but i didn't get the joke

[@remiicario]

@@sheluv_mooks8574 Tower of grey has more on screen kills than GER.

[@Anomalous1879]

@@sheluv_mooks8574 his return to zero power won't work on it But is life ability will

[@kaiky_3821]

For many reasons

[@kimanh-ls4kl]

Bruh you didn't count Okuyasu's brother nor Arnold, Reimi's dog.

[@theplayerofdoom2205]

Legend has it Diavolo is still getting destroyed to this day

[@darklordaranyx2467]

I swear, Kalebs jokes are so flat but the way he delivers them just makes me laugh anyway.

[@Mohgwynthemohglested]

yeah, there was no PUNCHline when kakyoin died, I'll show myself out

[@diego6424]

Golden Wind: has the most bodies Stone Ocean: hahaha Made in Heaven go clippety-clop

[@its_Criminal1]

Mado in heaven da

[@synchrolord]

@@its_Criminal1 dirty deeds done dirt sheapo

[@imjasonyo1418]

The universe doesn't have infinite people

[@diego6424]

@@imjasonyo1418 animals as well are counted

[@deemcgann1695]

@@imjasonyo1418 time was accelerating at an exponential rate, the universe reset many times over. Maybe even infinite times.

[@GORE_KING]

On this episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Kill Counts DiU edition: Akira Otoishi is completely innocent and has killed no people. Nope. Not a single person. Especially not Keicho Nijimura, who did not die in episode 5. Nope. Did not happen.

[@supremeshrek8096]

Omgg111 fake comment1111111 Dewetee thed commint1111111

[@GORE_KING]

@@supremeshrek8096 oh noez!!! DDD: ive been caught wed-handed!!!

[@GORE_KING]

@Lucille i know,

[@andrewk8209]

also, how does joseph's death matter in part 3, b ut the bites the dust kills dont matter in p4?

[@molberding5]

Nope, doesn’t count. See, I wrote it right there. Does not count!

[@EMan-xj5cz]

2:54 ah man they must be stupid because who would bully the luckiest person on earth? That literally doesn’t exist in your own universe?

[@KaifistMain]

SBR reference

[@youtubewatcher6719]

You forgot Keicho Everyone forgets about Keicho :(

[@tengenjoestar1991]

Who is keicho

[@barrywalters8989]

@@tengenjoestar1991 okuyasu's brother I'm pretty sure

[@tengenjoestar1991]

@@barrywalters8989 ah thx

[@shravan1005]

@@tengenjoestar1991 see you forgot him too sed keicho

[@awesomeeevee133]

He also forgot Avdol

[@f.cap.2473]

Bruh you didn't count Okuyasu's brother nor Arnold, Reimi's dog.

[@risottopose9970]

He also missed that girl in the Prologue for Golden Wind

[@sansyaboi4205]

And Enyaba

[@samueldavid2708]

and he missed the other women dio slept with

[@GoldenYaldabaoth]

And the rats in the rat cube

[@marconarvaez9871]

He did also miss basically everyone in the Golden Wind train.

[@kenjitheshinobi6863]

Jolyne:”ofc I got most bodies.” Gappy:oh cool! How much enimes did you defeat? Jolyne: “oh..THOSE type of bodies.”

[@theslimegamer5451]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lazyliongames5858]

Wait what

[@SpikeLaur]

lmao

[@disastermidi1990]

Nah Joseph would win in that way

[@kenjitheshinobi6863]

@@disastermidi1990 oh. Right...😂

[@genesismultiverse4896]

The reason the bread scene is even more horrifying we need to remember how much bread is needed considering the muscle beef jojo is

[@snapgrr365]

“Angelo gets a triple kill, being two old men and a dog. However, Josuke really liked one on the old men so he turned Angelo into a rock”

[@LoganWH8]

You forgot Enya, Keicho Nijimura, Reimi’s dog Arnold, and Babyface’s mother.

[@razzberrymint7269]

Don't forget about Shigechi

[@sirgrumpiv3335]

@@razzberrymint7269 16:03 he says it

[@razzberrymint7269]

@@sirgrumpiv3335 sorry, I didn't heard that

[@crownll1546]

Don't forget the cat Dio killed in time stop before killing joseph

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

Didn’t he forget Cioccolata’s victims in the flashbacks too?

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Can't wait for the Diavolo kill count

[@zahraaiman4848]

Lmao

[@arekeyanblacksmith6434]

It's just an infinite live stream

[@Alu_kardd]

As long as Diavolo dies at the end it's canon so idk man

[@creepingcrawley6520]

IMAGINE

[@KraNisOG]

The video with no end.

[@Tomyj9]

Diavolo never died. His punishment isn’t infinite deaths it’s almost dying without being able to die infinitely

[@vickiesimpson2264]

Everybody gangsta till you gotta figure out what to do with diavolos deaths

[@marche800]

That moment when Giorno has the largest kill count in all of anime and it's all on the same guy.

[@marche800]

@Lachlan Leying Ko ZOU But he still remembers every death. Just cause he's in a time loop doesn't mean the kills don't count. That's like saying Subaru from Re:Zero has never died cause all his deaths reset.

[@snoivernk1021]

I thought James covered it then I looked at the channel name. LOL

[@Brixksie]

I thought the same thing 😂

[@alexp113]

Same

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@Salim rahkdul why

[@kevinsavage2728]

Bro forgot diavolo burned an entire village

[@buppypark4963]

20:02 Forgot the lady who gets killed to "make" Melone's stand. Other than that great video!

[@elco-cakevinsanimationsthi735]

She was still alive,she turned into a furniture then came back alive,like Bruno and Trish after the thing died

[@trolle9752]

@@elco-cakevinsanimationsthi735 But she still died

[@Halusinasion]

The Sun is the most strongest Jojo Character. You got my joke.

[@stealmtm]

just so you know the point of GER’s infinite death loop is that Diavolo dies infinitely, but never sees that he dies, because it’s basically the opposite of KC’s ability. cause and effect. KC gets rid of the cause and leaves the effect GER gets rid of the effect and leaves the cause

[@MagicSphere16]

I felt like i got clickbaited and still waiting for the “welcome to the kill count where we tally our favorite horror movies”

[@yoshikagekira1436]

I was driving to the gas station and I turned on the radio and Holy Diver was playing, that song is by Dio, then they played WhiteSnake

[@fugit1vegaming397]

Then the clouds moved fast

[@santinoamin296]

oh god

[@smproductions7141]

Then, your car was launched into the air by a sudden gravity shift.

[@Joker-fq6yx]

A prophecy of September-

[@doorstopper674]

Imagine if c-moon started playing after that

[@haikaladitama3382]

James A Janise : *See's This * Also James : "Finally A Worthy Opponent"

[@Squidgyy_]

Friend: wow Jonathan is a great character, I hope he lives a long time Me: Yeah...

[@Jake-ul8yl]

@sonic adventure fan i want the plush no shit sherlock that was the joke

[@nolanbryson8957]

@@Jake-ul8yl chill

[@jobryantjab]

Nice pfp @Aidxn

[@mileshardin6906]

@@TheLyingFigure to be honest though modern tv is kinda weak in that they dont actually kill people off

[@nk54woibu40]

@@Jake-ul8yl r/woosh

[@lePirateMan]

I eat bread for breakfast around 50% of mornings. I have lived 18x365 days. I eat on average of 2 breads per bread-meal. I also eat bread for 50% of nights, also 2 slices. So an average of 2 breads per day. So Dio has a canonical extra kill-count of 13140.

[@martar.2085]

Niceu. You're so right. omg

[@aquamarinerose5405]

"How many loaves of bread have you eaten" isn't meant to be taken literally (at least from what I understand. It's more to show how evil he is that he didn't keep any track of his victims because they were nothing more than food to him.

[@chasecjase9261]

Nah man he got it exact to how many breads they ate

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

Technically, even being off-screen, Kira haves the most kills, he's a serail killer since a while, so he maybe be the character with most kills

[@sasasa1541]

He admitted to killing 40 something women before his death, which is impressive, but Dio zombified most of a town, Kars killed his *entire race* , Diavolo likely killed as many as Kira, and so on. He doesn’t have the most kills

[@Relatable-w9c]

@@sasasa1541 Wasn't Kar's race kinda small, they lived long and rarely procreated There were only 2 babies by the time they were genocided, those babies being Santanna and Wamuu

[@majungasaurus6814]

@@Relatable-w9c they probably killed the other babies and only left 2 alive, they also killed almost the entire hamon clan

[@mink4663]

Part 6 spoil I think your forgetting about *P u c c i*

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

@@mink4663 The reset didn't kill anyone

[@TRIC4pitator]

Shouldn't the death loop be attributed to GER himself, considering it acted unbeknownst to Giorno

[@terminhaider9695]

I thought Giorno knew because iirc I think it was Mista or Trish who tracked some kind of life from Diavolo and was like "I don't think he's confirmed dead" and Giorno was like "nah we good"

[@sonicman9910]

@@terminhaider9695 No he himself said that despite him not doing the action or unaware at the time he somehow knew that Diavolo died

[@giornogiovanna8486]

@@terminhaider9695 yeah that’s what happened

[@IDK-dr4ke]

You forgot Okuyasu's brother, Keicho who was killed by red hot chilly peppers

[@lorimendoza4155]

I'd like to see James A. Janisse find a movie with a higher kill count.

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

The ark

[@DillonDoesMusic]

Titanic lol

[@Alcxhemy]

The entire Star Wars series

[@joom114]

The Cabin in the woods

[@lorimendoza4155]

@@joom114 Touche, One he actually has kill counted.

[@muhdirfanagama]

4:15 "We got a drunk priest, Father Sticks" "We got lisa lisa's mom" lisa lisa's mom : *triggered*

[@finn4012]

Should’ve included Reimi, her dog and the cat that Dio killed

[@thegunnitgamer5716]

also missed Steely Dan killing Enyaba, the fact that Alessi was 100% definitely dead after the beatdown he got, same's probably true of Steely Dan and even more of the minor villains

[@42LMS]

@@thegunnitgamer5716 Actually surprisingly enough, Alessi survived. According to the JoJo wiki all the Egypt Glory Gods survived except for N'Doul and Pet Shop

[@thegunnitgamer5716]

@@42LMS How dafuq? Seriously though, that MFer was launched into ORBIT by Star Platinum, how the actual fuck would he survive that. I think its pretty reasonable to assume he died on impact.

[@gamerule18]

I cannot believe he forgot the most impactful kill of them all, that one time Dio killed that one cat I demand that he redoes this video this instant, from scratch Or not, that's... That's also a viable option