Which Monkey are YOU?

Objectively deciding which primate you should return to.
(Also monke means simian in my book)
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0:00 - The Supreme Being
0:40 - Monkeys are better.
1:14 - Which Monke?
1:41 - Lemurs/Tarsiers
2:02 - New/Old Monkeys
2:49 - Gibbons
3:15 - PowerPoint
3:46 - Orangutans
4:25 - Grillers
5:02 - Chimps
6:05 - EVALUATION
6:22 - New World Monkeys
7:03 - Grillers pt 2
7:46 - Chimps pt 2
8:27 - Old World Monkeys
9:01 - Orangutans pt 2
9:24 - Gibbons pt 2
10:00 - Picking YOUR Monke
10:22 - MONKEY SONG SNEAK PEEK
10:57 - PRE-SAVE MONKEY NOISE

[@OatsJenkins]

LISTEN TO MONKEY NOISE NOW distrokid.com/hyperfollow/cyandeluxe/monkey-noise

[@Peterring]

1st

[@_elljaytee]

monke

[@ciuffulicy_u2438]

@@Peterring you are now second

[@wafflecatss]

monke

[@CreativitySkys]

Where is da red but monke

[@nischalthapa2460]

Everyone says "return to monke" But noone says "what monke?" or "how monke?" Thanks for enlightening us about this topic, oh great oats

[@SeigeGoat]

Sadly same as the "what the dawg doin?" They never really say "how the dawg doin?"

[@ellawowowow]

@@SeigeGoat always “why are you in my house?! who are you?” and never “how are you?”

[@SeigeGoat]

@@ellawowowow agree one of the saddest things

[@Periwinkleaccount]

Just “no one”.

[@Metzli]

@@SeigeGoat i cri everytiem

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

I was split between gibbons and chimps, but then I remembered chimps have wars and I think when most of us say we want to return to mokne, it’s to get away from doing wars. So personally, I will be returning to gibbons. Eat fruit, go fast, and sing your heart out!

[@YellowPredator92]

same am also got gibbon and i like to uh climb

[@kakahass8845]

Chimps are brutal they will murder you and your family because they feel like it at least the females have it easy only getting their throat ripped out I'm not gonna mention what they do to other males.

[@thegunguy0]

I am either a gibbon or chimp, I’m leaning towards the funi guy gibbon tho

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

Apparently gibbons can swing from trees so fast they can break their own bones. Of course I'm gonna be a monkey that dedicates itself so hard to something.

[@hitimetravel]

Bonobos are basically very friendly versions of chimps. (Don’t do bonobos if you want to stay a virgin though)

[@JRENZO10]

I think I'm either New World Monkey or Chimpanzee, but... wow. This was just so helpful. I need to share this with my non-monkey friends now.

[@electricpepperoni4789]

Same here. We need to spread the monke word.

[@TheRealPerple]

JOIN THE CHIMPS

[@lmg3482]

Me chimpanzee

[@takwasalem5999]

I'm also a chimp

[@timmosoon4477]

Everyone in my class calls me a monke but now i can finally be one and show them how good it is to be a monke

[@jasyeung2135]

You know, if everyone was a monke there would be no homelessness, no government, no poverty and no problems found in modern society. Oats Jenkins has really improved how we live

[@orintherat]

Honestly yea

[@mk7893]

Chimps would probably still find a way to be above all the rest hahaha

[@mrchlavoie3499]

👍👍👍

[@kaitmob3847]

there is yes homelessness

[@orintherat]

But technically anywhere could be ur home. The world is your oyster at a monkey

[@kevinflannery586]

Why is this guy one of the most genuinely funny people on the platform.

[@omerd602]

because practically nobody on this platform is funny

[@tatejohnston8876]

I agree with ömer d

[@Arush.]

Ömer D

[@jiri1679]

One of the great mysteries of life

[@OatsJenkins]

🐵 thanks

[@heidimeade237]

You are the greatest. Keep up the amazing content.

[@pelikim]

I'm tied between a new world monkey and a gibbon, but I don't exactly multitask as a speciality so I'm going to be a gibbon who swings in trees, eats fruit and sings all day!

[@monke765]

I honestly agree with you, Monke’s are underrated

[@lemnob383]

hello monkey brother

[@etsuko8138]

So true

[@doggo4802]

You are a monke 😂

[@LockedFlea]

They’re not extremely underrated, but more than humans

[@Bacon_Jtoe]

Same

[@lucachu7775]

Petition for a Bird from Egypt song at 1 Million Subscribers

[@ccstorm4342]

Yes

[@PokeCastle]

Yes

[@1Krispyboi]

Yes

[@derpduck99]

At 200K probably

[@FanticDaBest]

Yes

[@BbobIII]

Thank you Oats. You have enlightened me to choose a new world monkey. Thank you.

[@Mantiss_Sshrimp]

3:08 ikr I love gibbons so much, my favorite ape.

[@NiepKiep]

This video is basically "Fuck zodiac signs, which monke are you?" and I adore it

[@HydraJKM]

Fixing zodiac signs

[@ShivanshPlays1]

@@HydraJKM zodiac sign *2*

[@benlechner6352]

You are the smartest youtuber ever. You not only fixed the alphabet, chess, and time itself but also you are fixing humanity by making us return to monke. I'm personally a gibbon. I run fast, ai jump high, I like to swing and I break a lot emotionally

[@SRRandomUploads]

Can’t wait for the bird from Egypt song. BTW a love your vids.

[@ender5312]

1:01 “monkeys and uh… monkeys and uh… monkeys and apes”

[@milosthings]

props to jenkins for recreating and improving everything ever, including the way we live.

[@shnmang25]

Nope. Firstly: some things we make are good and secondly: I know your gonna reply saying "but some of them are not important" but you that's the end of the story. Done.

[@milosthings]

@@shnmang25 i genuinely can't tell if you're being serious or not lmao my comment doesn't need a debate it's just satire

[@shnmang25]

@@milosthings bruh I said end of story done

[@milosthings]

​@@shnmang25 ok??

[@MamaRalte]

♿ 🏌️

[@knoxpoulson9103]

you should do earth 2, that'd be pretty neat i think

[@Rayya69420]

Solar system 2

[@swurIe]

Universe 2

[@nerfgunguy4575]

Multiverse 2

[@moo8866]

elements 2

[@tombrady7019]

Math 2, English 2 Periodic Table 2

[@hi_im_loe]

This is a very wholesome video

[@bieel_noronha3324]

I really learned something with this video

[@billykid6745]

For the next milestone: "which crab should you evolve to?"

[@kakahass8845]

Become a crab > return to monke

[@jasonchiu272]

@@kakahass8845 Devolve to protist > Become a crab > Return to monke

[@alkasaket379]

@@jasonchiu272 Return to MONKE > Ascend (Evaporate )to water > devolve to protist > evolve to crab > return to monke

[@muk_is_superior]

Now being a crab is obviously better than being boring silly humans, but monkes are basically a superior being, nothing comes close

[@BingBong123]

Yes

[@DareMurdok]

can't i just take all the parts i like and make a new super primate? - prehensile tail - smart - fast - chomp - strong I will call it Simia Maximus

[@Jorge-yl4qg]

Don't forget QUEEN

[@johnwhick5916]

@@Jorge-yl4qg or fruity

[@bondrewd8003]

monke

[@froge738]

im returning to new monke but gibbon was a very close second thank you mr oats jenkins for enlightening me

[@thekdramatea9976]

If you can write an essay while watching tv while cooking while sleeping then you straight up the superior being bc i ✨could never✨

[@quinnsbin]

when he said they love eating fruit i was like, "mmm, fruity" AND THE NEXT ONE WAS LITERALLY FRUITY i am proud to announce i am an orangutan

[@thejackprojectmusic]

same, i got 3 out of 3 tallies for orangutan 😎

[@hamkittens2420]

fruity orangu-gang how yall doin 🦧

[@tuchoifamily5968]

same here :)

[@waltuhmelon]

I am an Orangutan & Gibbon

[@dumdum---]

Same here

[@pastaphilias]

fun fact: chimps underrated - out of all great apes, they are the smartest - they are one of the only animals to have a war - use tools (yes, even spears) - grillers are fast on the ground. orangutans are fast in the trees. chimps are fast in both - they are pretty strong - they cannibals - they can literally fight a troop of grillers (with enough chimps) - cool teeth - complex social structure overall, chimp underrated i did another comment ted talk on why grillers are overrated so just look for that if u want thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@Krimsgrams]

I think, ants have wars too

[@athaliciouswalton2430]

I agree this is all fact of the highest order

[@thegameranch5935]

@@pastaphilias nah ant wars are impressive Ever heard of weaver ants? Search “ants battle to protect their fortress” by BBC

[@pastaphilias]

@@thegameranch5935 yeah ik and ants will also take slaves from other groups of ants but lets be honest here most people are probably gonna be more interested in a chimp war than an ant war

[@cyberp1ss]

if I wanted wars and tools I'd stay human I want monke business and fun Gibbons are underrated

[@thekdramatea9976]

Im cool with it as long as we got the internet to watch oats

[@mr.lampshade]

"And no, I'm not allowing you to be a lemur." 😫😫😫😫

[@Pin_me1]

You are objective right about everything

[@Viszistan]

You are object right everything

[@derphunk5338]

I propose we abandon the flawed tree evolution system and adopt the infinitely superior line system.

[@Blurby-Sir]

Yes

[@kakahass8845]

The what system?

[@creppruby]

is this sarcastic or real i’m too far deep in the monke world

[@kakahass8845]

@@creppruby I think he doesn't know the system used in the video is actually used.

[@derphunk5338]

@@kakahass8845 I do but I'm trying to make a funny

[@kathyng3607]

Oats: they will welcome you with open arms Some random four year old: (runs into gorilla enclosure)

[@freecringestuff1551]

I got a quaker oats ad before this

[@HarrisonBorbarrison]

I love how he draws. I think how he uses the same thick brush makes creativity really shine through.

[@peanuthead4049]

My favourite animal is now the Gibbon. Also damn, he’s good at drawing

[@vedasheinfeld3563]

GIBOON GANG

[@tobysvideos1227]

You have 2 choices 1:Return to monke 2: Advance to crab

[@kokobotofficial]

I loved the video, and oat Jenkins is honestly god 2.0 by fixing all these problems, but why am I four monkeys at the same time, I mean I’m the best at multitasking, but can I exist four times at a time, I guess I’ll find out?

[@los-lobos]

Imagine he says this all and scientists just find out we’re connected to fungi.

[@strokkur24]

I would honestly laugh my ass off xD

[@kakahass8845]

I mean fungi attach themselves to something suck out their nutrients and then die considering what we're doing to the earth I wouldn't be surprised.

[@Rozveree]

connected to funky

[@Yuzuki1337]

Reject society, becoom the shroom

[@Elantien]

Well technically...

[@0content21]

Bonobos: Am I joke to you? Also Here are my descriptions of all the apes: Gibbons: Orangutans but smaller Orangutan: smart Gorilla: * B I G * Chimp: Angry Human: bad Bonobo: p e a c e f u l

[@blacklight683]

0:15am about the begin life's hole career -single celled bacteria

[@grahamhughes5285]

I got old world monkey, wanted ribbon but I still love your vids

[@rapidreaders7741]

But... I wanted to become King Julian... Oh well, I guess I'll have to choose one of the other ones since your suggestions are objectively correct anyways.

[@meggubravo8373]

Guess you can't move it move it

[@raineseth5661]

Tbh I want to return to monkey because they have such simple lives, no crimes, no murders, and no awkward family dinners! What's not to love!

[@OatsJenkins]

Exactly

[@FedeDragon_]

they are happy because they don't know about any problem

[@genericname2747]

Chimps wage war :)

[@raineseth5661]

@@FedeDragon_ Yeah problems that WE created and since we created them we also have the extra guilt of creating those problems leading to more problems and it just a endless cycle to be honest.

[@raineseth5661]

@@FedeDragon_ and also monkeys don’t know what peer pressure is so they don’t get forced and basically hypnotized at birth to for example, eat with utensils, something that seems normal to us, because society basically conditioned us to do “Normal” things. Wow that got to the point of causing someone a existential crisis real quick… and also monkeys don’t have existential crisis’s

[@Mr.metalhead1]

2:49 these monkeys are my favorite they even have own game and i love their noice and their look

[@Mr.metalhead1]

Gibbons are cutest monkey that i have ever seen🐵🐵🐵

[@squid1712]

Now THIS is video

[@matt-ct8vw]

Can't forgive the fact you forgot the Bonobo. They're like Chimps but less violent. Also, humans *are* apes lmao

[@dp_wynn5392]

bonobos are pretty much just chimps that evolved to chill because they have no natural predators. also they get around if you catch my drift

[@masterofreality3845]

Yes, I was about to comment on that

[@TessaStarz]

My score: New World Monkey: 3rd Tally. Gorilla: 0 Tallies. Chimpanzees: 1st & 2nd Tallies. Old World Monkey: 3rd Tally. Orangutan: 2nd Tally. Gibbon: 1st & 2nd Tallies So I'm a Gibbon or a Chimpanzee! BTW SUPER excited for Monkey Song!

[@kevinfoxcello]

You forgot about bononobos. They're like chimps but nicer

[@epik_lurayo_.]

"if your big and strong then you're a gorilla" *mario kart wii losing theme starts to play in the backround*

[@ev-sb]

Squirrel monkeys are very cute :] But the legend himself, chess monke cannot be beaten

[@Diamond_Doodles]

I'm either an old world monke, gibbon or a orangutan! this was truly interesting these videos never fail to entertain me and open my eyes to the reality of the world!

[@vedasheinfeld3563]

GiBBoN gANg

[@muk_is_superior]

Old world monke gang

[@karolam1370]

You remembered the gibbons, but forgot benobos

[@mohicanyt]

In Albanian the word monkey is used as an offensive word. Like (O majmun, mo vrapo) {You monkey, stop running} to mostly kids and teens. We also use Orangutans or Neanderthal like the word monkey. Very informational :)

[@ihaveyourlocation4003]

In Portuguese the word monkey is used as a racial slur. Very informational :)

[@vadlja5193]

We also use it luke that in croatia, but not fof being active, but being stupid

[@mohicanyt]

@@vadlja5193 We can use it as a way of saying you're stupid to someone but more often it's used for being hyper-active

[@derpstars]

@@ihaveyourlocation4003 I'm portuguese and its kinda uncommon for people to use monkey (macaco in portuguese) as a racial slur. I know in Brazil, it is used more often, but here in portugal, not that much.

[@mohamedyoussef4177]

girl: “what’s your zodiac sign” man: “which monke would you return to”

[@monkeymason73]

The song launched on my birthday :)

[@AdvYap]

I relate most to the new world monke, but what I wouldn't give to be a gibbon

[@mary-7080]

We should definitely be considered under the ape species in some cases we don’t even consider our selfs as animals like we’re just disrespecting our monkey ancestors

[@skillissue123]

2/3 checks out for me for chimpanzee, and the last one is also sometimes accurate to the jungle i go then

[@Bohnensuppe]

Same Bro Chimps

[@5ireball]

I got the most points for new world monkey, but gibbon is also very cool

[@colorbunnykennedy9882]

The second I saw the lemers I already know that I wanted to be one so I'ma just keep watching even though I've chose mine

[@FanticDaBest]

Oat: hmmm I wanna be famous. Makes a video about fixing the alphabet. KZbin community: how about, YES. Oat: makes another video fixing the alphabet. The community: Y E S. Oat literal weeks later: 30,000 40,000 50,000 60,000 70,000 80,000 90,000 100,000. Oat: *yawn* let’s check my sun coun- OOOHHH YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! In all seriousness, SUPER congrats on 100k. I swear, in another year, you’re gonna have 1mil!

[@NootNToot]

I can't decide which Monke to return to 💀 They're all good

[@1Krispyboi]

Same

[@kwaagler9692]

More like none.

[@cyberp1ss]

show this video to everyone you know then ask for them to decide, whatever they choose is the monke you, deep inside, already are

[@SeigeGoat]

Reject humanity bacc to monke -wise man

[@YaBoyIsBack]

I've watched this many times and can confirm id fit best with new monkeys, gibbons are a close second

[@rivulet-rw]

I'm a gibbon! I agree. Those are my favourite simians.

[@CocoLocoToco]

Personal Gibbon fan, Mandrills are cool too

[@joemama-wy2yl]

you should make a monke bored game so were no longer bored ( except these videos, they cure boredom )

[@Antiling_the_Squidkid]

I’ve always loved the gibbon, and I can sing, I do track, and I’ve broken 5 bones! It’s perfect!

[@JLSVR]

I completely agree with your momke suggestion now I need help I tied with gibbon and gorilla so first reply picks witch one

[@shubaduck8390]

You should do ducks 2 it would be great!

[@2fischerman]

I like to play a game with this videos, which I try to guess from which Nintendo game the background music is. It switches constantly and I feel like there are 100 different songs packed in one video

[@Metzli]

I wish he'd list them in the description.. As a content creator, I'm always on the look out for new music and sound effects I can add to my collection.. I'm like a dragon hoarding a bunch of shit xD

[@MyHotShoes]

I've been thinking about this for months! Thank you so much for answering my questions!

[@BigLichen]

Glad to see that I am now a gibbon as they are also my favorite monkey. Good to know I agree with someone who is objectively right about everything

[@jacksonrudolph2050]

Look oats, great vid. But, as u said, primates r good, and will except r decisions 10:08, so, PLS LET ME GO BACK TO A LEMUR!!😢 I know u said we can’t, but I find them so adorable, and it would AMAZING to be one. I mean, after all, they’re still primates. But if not, I suppose I would go back to a gibbon, it looks like they like to move it move it. I think this is an amazing video, and an even better idea!😊 Sorry for such a long comment, but pls take this idea in to consideration. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!❤

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

10:05 "no I'm not allowing you to return to lemur" FUCK YOU, I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!

[@potatiamapping4651]

New World Monke for me Also 14/10 video you are objectively correct about everything ever

[@blacklight683]

I expect my body to devolve back within the next 2months

[@NoahTheAmbitious]

Naw, i'm Going Further, I'm Returning To Kingdom Animalia And Going Down The Ostrich Pathway

[@Spiderbeeen]

Honestly, I've just recently found you, snuck in before 100k but I've enjoyed every one of your videos. Keep up the excellent work you put into this! Turned on notifications for monke song. I'm a lemur btw I like to move it move it

[@swurIe]

I can relate to all of these monke’s….. oh wait it’s because I was once a monke! wait I meant my ancestors… Edit : grammar

[@Scratch-nm5mi]

"Humans think they figured it out but they don't realize the best way to live is to return to monkey" -Oats (A human that figured it out)

[@giorgostheodoropoulos3794]

-Gibbon. -Tell us a good rea- -Gibbon. -Yea but wh- -Gibbon -O- -GI-BB-ON

[@nimrodfilms5104]

hmm i think i am probably gonna be a gibbi- 9:18 YEEEESSS

[@daLurb]

Genuinely going to to this in a week. Most helpful video on KZbin.

[@petrockfred]

This guy teaches monke better than anyone

[@sarahnmt]

He doesn’t know that he is a human too 0:48

[@ademadite6361]

I love this guy. That's what I call PEAK CONTENT

[@AussieBall_Animations]

I bet in 5 million years people are gonna make memes saying “go back i want to be human”

[@willmatthewmoritz9420]

The orange tang is really calling me oat

[@deanholderde5959]

A lady with a bunch of “besties”.

[@happydogger5009]

It's time we ask ourselves those significant questions

[@Metzli]

9:58 I break easily emotionally So yup, I'm definitely a gibbon! Also I like to sing :3

[@Aurora_Animates]

Same :3

[@legosrcool3420]

Oats: "If you put anything is this dude's mouth it is simply no more" Me: What about Nokia phones.

[@WSTIFOOGabrielschannel-lj2cc]

look at them go!

[@eftelboy]

I want to be a bonobo. Basically non-violent chimpanzees who don't obliterate anyone who doesn't agree with politics. Just peaceful, pacifist leaf munchers

[@tjarkschweizer]

Not pacifist. Bonobos do hunt smaller animals for food.

[@koibubbles3302]

Yeah we gonna be bonobo buddies

[@Frog_Man_]

@@tjarkschweizer no? They are herbivores

[@tjarkschweizer]

@@Frog_Man_ They are omnivores.

[@myriamydri5148]

Although bonobos are less violent than chimps, they can still fight viciously. Primatologue Frans de Waal recounts of severly mutilated males due to females fury. It's less frequent for bonobos to fight because they tend to solve conflicts with sexual pleasure. Also, bonobo tribe boss is always a female.

[@clars.l]

Hey guys! This is kinda weird to me, but I'm happy to announce I'm officially a new monkey! Than you guys for your support

[@cubeified]

cool im either a new world monke or a gibbon

[@annaplaysandsings]

Gibbon I'm a sucker for fruit!

[@Lilou_Smiley]

I had back pain at 11, and still have it, does that count as a point? (For gibon)

[@mohamedabdulsamed5190]

appreciate the wise insight into monke, but if one wants to return to oats what shall they do? bless us with your knowlege oh great oat

[@Yozo_official]

This one single video has teached me more than school ever has.

[@3c3k]

kid named finger

[@kimberlylewistyner2070]

5:10 rip 💔

[@noob_jr_2sjrkc]

2:00 Welp, guess I'm a tarsier.