I Gave BATTLE STATS to Clothes

Putting the poncho, cloak, and other clothing into a series of intense battles to determine the ultimate clothing 𓅱
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0:00 - Clothing Debate
0:26 - Shoulder Clothes Battle
1:01 - Battle Stats
1:44 - Cape
2:37 - Cloak
3:13 - Scarf
3:35 - Poncho/Shawl
3:56 - Witzchoura
4:16 - Chlamys/Tilmàtli
4:42 - Robe/Sash
5:08 - THE BATTLES
6:09 - THE SHOWDOWN
6:20 - Desert Battle Rankings
6:55 - Tundra Battle Rankings
7:20 - Final Neutral Battle Rankings
8:00 - Commentary + Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱

[@ca1ebyt6]

Finally, someone who is objectively correct about everything. Something I've been trying at my whole life.

[@NotGamerPugzAlt]

ah yes

[@armageddon7432]

not right, correct

[@ca1ebyt6]

@@armageddon7432 oops

[@EricPramono]

Objectively correct

[@ca1ebyt6]

no way this is the most liked comment on this video

[@nickc5110]

Guess now I'll have to throw away all my ponchos and buy myself a cloak.

[@The_Christian_Cavalier]

Yuk

[@elihenson8575]

same bro

[@quejelly9926]

Please do lt

[@quejelly9926]

😢

[@legion6211]

You can wear both!

[@DatDarkDragon]

bro is objectively right about everything as he knows the coolness of cloaks

[@liamjohns]

no

[@2themoonand2saturn]

Facts! The whole time I was like “cloaks better win-“

[@beedeedyt1338]

Ikr cloaks are so cool

[@insanitygaming1526]

Doctor strange is that you?

[@shellder_gaming]

+10 magic damage +10 sneak -5 attack

[@apaullo1387]

You missed the category for how easily it could hide candy when going into the theatre

[@sh00kspeared73]

A good cloak can do this with no issues whatsoever! Cloak supremacy

[@thatdumbguy2621]

Cloak

[@catra1733]

Fax

[@GlitchKnight113]

Cloak will win that too, not too suspicious, very stealthy, and looks fantastic while doing it

[@cqh96]

that may actually be a sub-category inside the stealth category

[@axolotlmaster9184]

You are objectively correct about everything.

[@grimmpotat6911]

Objectively correct

[@MaximumEffortGuy]

yes 𓅱

[@r6fe]

objectively correct

[@icehead6789]

Objectively? In that case, I OBJECT

[@akaluke]

Objectively correct

[@sycamorph]

He better appear in a cloak in every future video now.

[@jacemonster5]

i cant wait for Oats to become king of the world so we can all live in his objectively correct society and wear cloaks everywhere

[@fernadogonzalez2940]

Hell yeah if you are part of a diferent guild/company your cloak is a diferent color

[@The_Christian_Cavalier]

No

[@OatsJenkins]

i will rule

[@PramkLuna]

He already has an alphabet, number, money and time system. I think we will see an oat reign very soon

[@elihenson8575]

YEAH!!!!

[@derpboi42]

I love being educated by someone who is objectively right about everything. I will now wear a cloak for the rest of my days

[@SirBucketing]

You are objectively correct as always, but I feel like you left out a few factors, fashion and sun protection

[@OatsJenkins]

i bundled sun protection with heat, and i'd get too much heat for my fashion opinions haha

[@winterhat7744]

@@OatsJenkins fashion can wait, BATTLE is now

[@rockateart9752]

He said sun protection.

[@athaliciouswalton2430]

As a frequent D&D player a love that the clock came the place it did Outside of a ‘magic’ sort of clock, the6 don’t do much in the game, but they look cool

[@theradiantdehd3997]

“They don’t do much in game” Both my coolness factor and being able to keep my pets warm in snow beg to differ.

[@fernadogonzalez2940]

In general cloaks have been the de-facto accesories for travelers and warriors since we figured out we could make them and you can put pockets in them

[@TaismoFanBoy]

@@theradiantdehd3997 The magical cloak of billowing is a common magic item whose ONLY magical ability, is to billow dramatically whenever you want it to.

[@athaliciouswalton2430]

@@theradiantdehd3997 true That no one can deny

[@athaliciouswalton2430]

@@fernadogonzalez2940 they are still cool though XD

[@mattheoprannac]

The bonus feature at 4:30 surprised me 😂

[@crazytiger6]

You shouldn’t ignore cold in the desert, it can get very cold there at night

[@SeffDaMeff]

So? It doesn't matter. He's objectively right about everything.

[@kylesaric3652]

thinking the same thing

[@OatsJenkins]

battle doesn't last that long you silly goose

[@crazytiger6]

@@OatsJenkins man, I should have thought of that

[@Terra_]

@@OatsJenkins that's objectively correct

[@walkermartin5366]

You are objectively right about everything, you just didnt show us the multitude of battles the poncho won

[@lerq0ux]

the oats jenkins community meetup is gonna look like a cult

[@random_nerd8235]

next video: cults 2

[@aoshi9254]

omfg the wii sports resort sword fight music is so awesome i had not listened to it in so long

[@CrowingHen]

Being objectively correct is the best kind of correct. One thing to consider with cloaks in hot weather is that they are AWESOME at keeping the heat out and the person cold. While doing a shoot for my cloak video during a heat wave, I was surprised by how cool it was inside the cloak compared to outside.

[@raguiviultragamer7500]

You are,quite literally,the most correct individual on any topic,ever

[@Beano__]

ive wanted a cloak for so long, now i have a reason to get one

[@mikecristinaharville6518]

GooD FoR U🐦

[@shieldedknights1677]

i feel like cape's agility should be bumped up by 0.5 because the "Woosh" factor

[@l0stmarble454]

Banger video as always 𓅱

[@myname5900]

How did you get bird from Egypt 🐦

[@l0stmarble454]

Copy paste

[@GremlinKid2922]

I just love this channel honestly I’ve been scrolling not knowing what to watch but when I saw this I clicked on it immediately

[@OatsJenkins]

yipee

[@moophette9457]

thank you for covering this topic, very important

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

Of course cloaks win. Looks badass af too.

[@AussieBall_Animations]

I got an ad and the first thing it showed was a cloak KZbin is watching me

[@mCiemniecki]

You're hilarious. Love the content!

[@ihiot]

Love the video!

[@niemand414]

You forgot the most important stat: Drip🥶

[@chargercharginton]

The poncho is so drippy🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@theradiantdehd3997]

The hooded cloak would have won anyways

[@Cl-2048]

true

[@deverfamily6683]

OMG I'M EARLY! I love your videos, especially the fixing stuff series

[@SillySyrup]

I love the fact that he used the Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Showdown music when explaining the battles.

[@alicelewis6892]

These videos are going good, keep it up boy👨😄

[@OatsJenkins]

thanks dad

[@iam_ki2345]

More clothing battles please!!! 😁

[@MagnezoneFilms]

This has just made my day

[@technosyrup]

I've been telling people for awhile now, that cloaks are great and should be the main fashion/clothing that people wear all the time. This just proves it. Also they can have so many different styles and fashions so they aren't all the same.

[@itspotatotime5041]

I always thought that cloaks were cool. This video proved to me that cloaks are absolutely GOATED.

[@mgl5760]

There should've been a battle based around the stealth. Like a "hit and run in the shadows" battle.

[@Dawn.tless.]

Oats: compare these clothings in the desert climates Shemaghs which are designed to handle the desert exclusively: am I a joke for you?

[@raiden7194]

bro i love how you're right about everything

[@megd7375]

When this guy uploads a video, it's like an event you can't miss.

[@LouisTim]

It’s so nice how you don’t have to think, because he’s objectively right about everything

[@swapnilchatterjee4313]

THIS IS THE BEST VID SO FAR! 11/10!

[@total-eclipse7448]

Best vid yet

[@AlexTheQuestionable_36]

You are objectively right about everything

[@keirayes2648]

I would like to see more clothing battles😂😂😂

[@MartenNanits]

I was just thinking about this the other day. I found a video. Now I have to watch

[@The_Christian_Cavalier]

I love things that drape!

[@pimon77]

i love spread sheet this video is so great ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[@spy588]

You are objectively right at everything. No one can truthfully say otherwise. Or even say otherwise at all. You are objectively right and the words against that are physically unable to leave the mouth or be conveyed in any way.

[@richi3035]

0:20 He knew what he was doing

[@blakdeth]

"We can ignore the cold stat because we'll find none of that here." It gets as low as 24 degreed Fahrenheit in the sahara at night. Due to lack of water, deserts are terrible at insulation, so the temperature can shift drastically.

[@jumpbotstopmotion8057]

a cloak goes around your whole body not just a cape with a hood. is what I thought until I watched this I learned he is objectively right about everything.

[@elitettelbach4247]

This was very fun and also of course objectively correct.

[@zefil2864]

Objectively correct on everything as always. Coolness (how cool it looks), charm if you will, should've been a stat too, because if you can pull the opposite (or same) gender is essensial for converting other users to using that kind of clothing

[@nolanw1673]

Just, AMAZING

[@Angry-Kobold]

Yes, finally someone who understands cloaks are the best things in existence.

[@toygartumer7385]

you are objectively correct about everything

[@_Nek0_]

They should make a Splatfest with 3 of these

[@TeaWithSin]

As Oat's most loyal and dedicated subordinate, I can happily announce that I have now thrown many items of clothing out and am on my way to the nearest KMart.

[@AmongUs-yo6lv]

This is very good, you should make a part 2! (But yknow be you ig)

[@DuckTheArts]

this guy has taken pride into a whole new level💀

[@stijng.6702]

I demand a part 2! I've got so many unanswered questions! What about a bandana you wear around your neck or on your head? An ascot? A tie? A bow tie? Do we count hats? If so, there are thousands of different hats as well! The world needs to know!

[@finalcountdown3210]

You will find that if your battle takes place at sunset, cold will play a surprisingly major factor in the desert

[@2000robbin]

Teacher: what is your fav kind of bird Oats jenkins: BIRD FROM EGYPT!!!

[@2000robbin]

I said this because he usually uses that bird

[@raven-cat-lover]

I really appreciate the Wii sports battle music in the background when he's talking about the different battles of course the cloak won. the battles were just to decide second place honestly, anyone who has worn a cloak knows this

[@Gaiaschosen]

You verified me owning cloaks 👑 Also, loving the nail polish 😁💙👌🏿

[@AGOYT7]

I love how in every video by now he uses his customized alphabet

[@potatogoddess4731]

I'm out here waiting for temperature 2

[@TheCarrot924]

Food theory, film theory, game theory, clothes theory.

[@ecosmos9]

our lord and savior oats jenkins

[@ashimmondal1]

Thang u for this u r pre t awsam 🦃

[@IndyGibb]

I have a cape with a hood and sleeves that is not super wooly. I think that, since it is basically the cloak but with sleeves, It is probably even better.

[@patrickstrickin5123]

It’s morbin time

[@godzilla-glue5582]

This is epi 🐦

[@Average_Panda]

The intense sword fight campaign music 😂

[@ickgtib]

This is the the only video I clicked on by mistake and actually enjoyed watching! (I am subscribed, I just wanted to see something else now)

[@pl49y]

very true I love scarves fr

[@griffinbrooks6748]

amazing.

[@figo3554]

Honestly, cloaks are cool and comfortable. I'm all for them.

[@lavinianuskin]

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

[@lunartik1356]

Objectively right on the universe

[@Dr_zevia]

This is all objectively correct. Also I love cloaks. Just in general.

[@Daniels528]

You should continue with these "battles"

[@OatsJenkins]

thinking about it

[@sincerely_sillikers]

thank you for this comparison and also for using wii sports resort swordplay showdown music

[@py_dreemur8297]

Good analysis but I think you should've included another factor: The choking hazard. Basically if the apparel was caught on something how easily would you be able to tug free? If you were falling from the sky and a sturdy branch catches onto your cape, you're toast. A cape hangs on to you via your neck and shoulders which is basically a noose with some fancy fabric attached. Like in the words of Edna Mode: "No capes!" (I still believe cloak is still the best though as I believe it connects at one point rather than two and is easy to snap off0

[@The_Bench_Sketch]

This legendary man made a 8 and a half min video just to talk about clothes "He's not stupid, he's just dedicated" - TheOdd1sOut

[@zaherbaveaur]

nice video :)

[@Noah73827]

Even though you are objectively correct, you didn’t take fashion into account, and the poncho would definitely be first place.

[@elijahtime]

Please do this with jackets and cardigans and sweaters and stuff

[@hellomynameis3619]

I was looking for study music to do my homework, and about an hour later here I am.

[@someoneshiny]

once oats improves everything they're resetting the simulation with the oats update

[@calummcgregor3221]

I’ve been waiting for someone who is objectively correct about everything

[@Bloxyboxy]

5:20 OOO PAINTED NAILS

[@lylia_thebunn]

“ To be as scientific as possible I asked a few other people on the opinions, but then I remembered I am objectively right about everything so I ignored them.” 😂

[@TalkingSushi777]

that kinda correct🐤

[@jakobr_]

Edna always went on about how capes hinder your mobility but honestly who even *is* she compared to someone who is always objectively right about everything?

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Do the same thing with other categories of clothing

[@Sasha_number_1]

Attack should be a bonus stat for things with spikes, mounted weapons and that one knife that attaches to your arm.

[@Magikarp_With_Dragonrage]

As a Canadian with a hooded cloak I’ve worn it over a t-shirt and shorts in -25 degrees Celsius(that’s -13 Fahrenheit) and I felt warm, I’ve also done the opposite and was fine in +25 Celsius(+77 degrees Fahrenheit). I support its supremacy.

[@NuvaltesArchive]

yay video

[@cakerealreal]

You didn't even have to make this competition. Cloaks are objectively the coolest and therefore best one.

[@user-es2yz2yg3q]

LOL, LUV THE VIDEO. UR STATS R AMAZING, AND EVERYTHING U NEED TO NO.🐦‍⬛