SCP Files Review - Foundation Volunteer Program Episode 1 | ASMR

[@automatedminer7158]

I was fairly sure he was just going to read scp 055 over and over again, and keep forgetting about it, but he didn't even read it once!

[@melvintunnesen6162]

Great joke

[@josephocchionero7638]

I see you, I see you.

[@Rhamburgers_420]

Very clever lmaooo

[@jordanator7199]

Wtf is SCP 055?

[@unknowinglywrong1655]

@@jordanator7199 a creature where you completely forget everything that you learned about it

[@ceranopierce]

I didn’t think this would get leaked.. I think we’ll have to tell dr Ham, oh wait.

[@northernmostrat]

@Van DeVan The History Man what about the other guy

[@lunarbishop3633]

@@northernmostrat what about the other guy?

[@northernmostrat]

@@lunarbishop3633 Dr.Itkin

[@lunarbishop3633]

@@northernmostrat I don't think you got what I doing

[@ultraclaw776]

@@northernmostrat he meant what about him not who is he

[@pak-gg5601]

He should do a hiding from scp during a breach video.

[@lorettabes4553]

I had dream about hiding from a horrific monster in a dark office once. It wasn't fun. Definitely one of the weirdest nightmares I've ever had. The next day I learned about Scp.

[@pak-gg5601]

That’s me hiding from (the sun, sleep paralysis demons, buildings, tech, anything) due to everything being a possible scp

[@avavanpelt926]

This would be awesome. Also I've had sleep paralysis but I have NEVER seen a demon. Just simply couldn't move and felt an insane weight stopping me from moving. Maybe mines invisible.

[@6XARTHY9]

Sleep paralysis is a b word

[@Renamoose]

Hey I get sleep paralysis too! I also get Night-(Mares) without SP which suck, and false awakenings 😳 brains are mean

[@thatgenericguy3649]

The IKEA gets me every time as a former worker.

[@No1TypeC]

That Generic Guy I honestly don't think I could ever work at an IKEA, just because of that story. It would be on my mind constantly. Definitely in my top 3.

[@scottbruckner4653]

Going in an Ikea made me feel that way.

[@pak-gg5601]

Turn your boring job into a fun time, 1 kill the customers 2 kill the customers 3 KILL THEM GUY, DO IT THEY ARE IN THERE BEOND STORE HOURS 4 (don’t listen to anything I said and just break the glass and crap in the model toilets. Screw everyone. )

[@G6Emaniac]

That Generic Guy do you mean the infinite ikea

[@sianine2765]

As someone listening to this for the first time in an IKEA Staff Caf, I share your concerns

[@the_goblin7963]

Me: blinks SCP-173: swiggity swacted your neck is now *[REDACTED]*

[@syncopatedglory]

😂 (dear leader! ☺️)

[@maksymilians931]

🤣

[@jimpickens5691]

Would you say that you are, in fact, the truest follower of my cult?

[@MichaelSHall-ii2uq]

@@jimpickens5691 Kevin shall be called

[@zdodops8490]

Copy thats from reddit normie

[@tan-tan-tanan]

This has to be the happiest I've felt entering a new series. Praise to the Rift!

[@Kasai606]

Those superiors better tell him to do this more often I loved this

[@Dangomcjango]

I to, get lost in IKEA and blame it on an anomaly. Your secret is safe with me.

[@NettyKetty]

Lmaooooooo

[@guy_does_nothing_productive]

HOLY *[REDACTED]* HOLY *[REDACTED]* WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF TODAY, AND IM ALREADY SO EXCITED

[@Amphibian42]

Gierom guy_does_nothing_productive Scp or asmr?

[@guy_does_nothing_productive]

@@Amphibian42 scp

[@Kharashh]

welcome to a whoooooole new and incredible universe, bro.

[@bean1127]

Gierom guy_does_nothing_productive Check out Volgun if you haven’t, he does really nice readings of scps

[@guy_does_nothing_productive]

@@bean1127 ayt, will do

[@DongASMR]

I don't know what kind of witchcraft you are doing but *your voice* *puts* *me* *to sleep...*

[@Bananazu2411]

Uncle Rift is secretly an unknown SCP with the ability to put anyone to sleep by keeping them occupied over an extended period of time

[@individuality4422]

Ahhh...that's not sleep, it's the memetic kill agent kicking in.

[@whitewolf1414]

So that means he is a S.C.P

[@theniapon]

Phillip Frederic Nülle Don’t forget about its ability to take any form and modify its surroundings. It’s subjects who are exposed not only fall asleep but often gain immediate and severe addiction to its voice. It’s goals are unknown.

[@ThompsonGrey]

I think it was Clemmons who had a foundation logo on his desk a few years ago, and I was pretty sure the foundation was canon in the rift universe, but gosh have I been waiting for you to start doing readings

[@catharinaspeelman3202]

He had , he had

[@scottbruckner4653]

...Is Arkam Sanitarium a containment site for SCP's? Maybe William cut a deal with the Foundation.

[@GrandRezero]

I think the Sanitarium itself is an SCP.

[@sullun2241]

@@GrandRezero Cthulhu ? Just 2317's brother

[@aethar2750]

I was thinking that too wow

[@inifinatereacts4588]

SCP 4999 Seems like a chill dude, it looks like he only want the dying person to be comfortable up until they pass

[@mrvoodoo4046]

Honestly my new favorite scp. It's such a fascinating idea

[@thedownandaround1870]

I’m with you dude I’d chill with him

[@Rhamburgers_420]

Never in my life did expect the word "anti-meme" to be spoken in my immediate vicinity and i am without words.

[@qwaccc]

when did this happen, it must have escaped my mind, please remind me.

[@Rhamburgers_420]

bibbaTM now that you mention it, i can't remember it being said either...

[@qwaccc]

Cailyn Aube strange...

[@jakeg.1089]

Scp 55's description has anti meme

[@timewellspent8137]

@@jakeg.1089 a what?

[@Strix451]

Dear SCP Employee, this correspondence is to alert you that the director wishes to accelerate your broadcasts. You have permission (and encouragement) to cover more SCP files in the near future. We look forward to your work. Sincerely, [REDACTED]

[@O5-7]

Termination requested by O5-4 vote pending.

[@cubin4441]

Me: everytime i wake up, i see his face Ephemeral rift: *new video*

[@animeuxes]

Cubin I CRIED AHAHHA

[@jonathanhawks6664]

I wish you talked about SCP-055.

[@maksymilians931]

He did lol

[@dianauwu1312]

@@maksymilians931 t h a t s t h e j o k e

[@maksymilians931]

@@dianauwu1312 I wish you played tag with SCP-049 B0I

[@thecourier7964]

Random Mechanicus Guy r/woooosh

[@HikiOmo]

We're not sure what you mean

[@XiaoAndyPugMan]

Ephemeral Rift straight up doing SCP readings? This man knows exactly what I want before I even know I want it.

[@thunderwolf1136]

I love that he's just running through those scp files and doesn't give a sh*t about clearance levels

[@asamiichan9909]

Oh! I really hope this series continues, I’ve always been fascinated by the SCP concept / world but never really knew how to get into it. Your voice is perfect for reading out these files, it’s the type of voice that keeps you interested and relaxed at the same time but not to a point where I zonk out ( that being said the more “mindless” ASMR like random questions are a blessing that knocks me out. ) On a side note, I would honestly LOVE to see you do something with the Fallout universe, more so in relation to vaults and experiments. I feel like you could do a lot with that. Maybe as a VAULT TECH employer setting up tests? I’m rambling but I hope you have a nice day !!

[@DinasterGame]

this really triggers my *[REDACTED]*

[@blackout.youtube]

106 Likes

[@aethar2750]

This really triggers my *gun*

[@door.4975]

LeL

[@burlierearth7]

Me: *clicks and turns volume up* KZbin: “A foolish choice.” Me: *has to listen to a 15 second unskippable rock music ad while contemplating wether or not i should go get my ears checked to see if they are ruined*

[@why_is_every_username_used]

Burlier Earth7 that’s why I have Certube

[@michaelkoppie8151]

Nice

[@danielorion3390]

Well is not that bad uncle E loves rock

[@messierschutz8202]

KZbin:so you choose death!

[@MrDynamite246]

*laughs in KZbin Premium membership*

[@cainredmond7691]

Me and the boys recontaining 106 be like AAAÆAÀAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

[@jmo1708]

Cain Redmond SCP-106 has been successfully contained.

[@kkafei4725]

thank you for your service

[@Calfcart]

SCP-106 has been moved to site (REDACTED)

[@Cesar-cn3cs]

Get a load of this *[REDACTED]*

[@maksymilians931]

I just realized a thing: SCP universe doesn't use a single non-existing containment method ex. Plasma Induced Anti gravity etc... But almost ground level sophisticated easy to make functional containment units like a concrete box. (Yes i know for example Kain (or Able i dont remember) is kept in a coffin made of some 4th level Warp fuckery substance, but you get the point. Basically our universe if area 51 raid worked.

[@lorcanowen-gibbons8889]

And any weird pseudoscience can be chalked up to other foundation objects, like the myriad of things in one of the 001 proposals

[@h.w.4482]

I love this more than the wind coming from my voice box can express.

[@drewbolton8286]

Damn, I see why Bright and 05-3 is wanting this taken DOWN. How are we meant to continue our research when half of us are asleep!? I demand a raise! (Good video though, still using it to relax after the next 682 termination test)

[@greekbirb]

listening to this while cycling. now i feel like something is chasing me. oh well.

[@lorettabes4553]

I'm listening to get sleepy in a dark room. That white face from the staircase made me kinda nervous.

[@FrenchToast663]

what if u fall asleep and hit a tree or something, silly wheel man

[@greekbirb]

@@FrenchToast663 nah,i don't fall asleep while excercising. still alive and healthy.

[@timewellspent8137]

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK UP.

[@timewellspent8137]

@@FrenchToast663 little dog... Small dog... Little dog...

[@ryanfiocca]

I was literally watching an scp video when I got this notification. This takes priority.

[@Lepppy]

Just remember folks SCP-049 is in no mood for japing.

[@joaogabrielcostadias929]

me: reads only SCP *CLICKS AS FAST AS SONIC*

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

Imagine not knowing ER does ASMR and you find this..

[@d-boi2738]

Me too

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

oia, brasileiro que gosta da SCP foundation, que raridade.

[@michaelkoppie8151]

Duck Animations XD sonic moves at speed of sound But nice try

[@deathmastersnikch4365]

@SANS______ it is outdated science. Light also has a mass -> so possibilities exist, that there is some particle faster than light. edit: aight scratch that. Light weighs nothing when in a perfect vacuum. so speed of light can only be achieved by either having no mass or bending space (which would not be speed per se)

[@dog9408]

When you hear some person saying "i am the cure" **screams in scp torture**

[@Orion_138]

dog screams in D class

[@ExistentiallyDreading]

Bruh I'm literally gonna be a plague doctor for halloween xD

[@Calfcart]

RUN

[@WysteriaASMR]

*puts on Scp-714*

[@Inkwell_Music]

Torture you say? *brings out the femur breaker*

[@guts2900]

Me: **Hits toe on table** Me: *[REDACTED]*

[@Thor_the_Doge]

*_PRAISE OUR HOLY LEADER, EPHERMAL RIFT FOR GRANTING US THIS GIFT FROM THE GODS!_* 🙏

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

Cthulhu accepts your thanks.

[@FrenchToast663]

@@colonclosedparantheses293 Cthulhu demands sacrifice!

[@sushiamg5767]

Minor correction: Elder gods

[@cthulhu5804]

@@FrenchToast663 The word you are looking for is breakfast my dear cultist.

[@itsjustseb9784]

For [REDACTED] Users 00:04:50 SCP-055 00:10:00 SCP-001 00:16:14 SCP-4999 00:22:04 SCP-1000 00:27:26 SCP-087 00:31:45 SCP-426 00:35:30 SCP-902 00:38:50 SCP-294 00:42:08 SCP-3008 00:46:15 SCP-4000 00:51:24 SCP-231 00:57:39 SCP-106

[@platterbudder]

Ty

[@Random_Tech-Priest]

Scp 055 was not in the video

[@O5-7]

Did you take your class w amnsetics

[@Gucciman-wb8bg]

​@@Random_Tech-PriestIt was you bot it was the Anti Meme

[@Random_Tech-Priest]

@@Gucciman-wb8bg I was making a joke dipshit

[@lilchromie]

SCP-4999 is the only scp that can give me warm fuzzy feelings. What he represents pairs nicely with an asmr video and i was happy when i saw him in here

[@monjessenstein]

Me: Ooh, he's doing an SCP video, I wonder if my favourite one, 087, will make an appearance. Nah, that nightmare fuel is probably not cut out for ASMR. ER:

[@10_river_31]

Which one is 087 again XD I have been freaked out way too much today so I don't wanna look it up tbh

[@Brams2777]

@@10_river_31 The stairs, in case you were still wondering

[@guy_does_nothing_productive]

Love how much effort you put, i mean, even the description? damn

[@Jaden-bp7ve]

OMG YES. Never thought I'd see you do an [REDACTED] Video. Much thanks! Keep up the great work!

[@reeserupprecht3818]

This is actually what I have been waiting for. Thank you so much for getting to this moment. Loved your videos from the start and I can't wait to see more

[@swaggaming69420]

I love SCP and am super glad u did this thank you man

[@95iBall]

I've heard rumors that the superiors are impressed with the results of FVP and have greenlighted frequent repetition thereof.

[@zzxp1]

It was a bad idea trying to sleep with this, i actually had nightmares and felt something was watching me lol

[@smarrkidd5538]

Luis same bro

[@scpfoundation4717]

It is possible that SCP-001 exist in this timeline you will be detained for questioning

[@eldritchwizardkeawe8850]

So glad to see a video mentioning SCP-4999, he's always been a favorite SCP of mine and I figure he'd be right up your alley.

[@michaelwelter2483]

This was too damned interesting to fall asleep to. Please more of this. I found it wildly compelling to listen to.

[@Blazek13]

Dude is it just me or scp-4999 sounds like the nicest/coolest person ever like a angel sitting with you and getting ready to take you up.

[@jslayer159]

We are getting real close to that John Wick asmr

[@illicio2811]

Rift, I applaud you for editing your usual description with SCP style inserts.

[@DarkPlaysThings]

I'm not sure about *[REDACTED]* but *[REDACTED]* in *[REDACTED]* seems a lot more dangerous than *[REDACTED]* might want to look into that Dr. *[REDACTED]*

[@kendogdinks2968]

This video is absolutely spectacular! The amount of time that must have been put into the creation of this universe, the script, and the props must have taken ages. This is true commitment and ingenuity on ER’s part. Bravo man bravo.

[@codyblackler9960]

I love Epheremal Rift so much...like I love the roleplays and all of his characters

[@mauvollis5218]

THANK you so much for this video ER! I approve and happily await for more SCP stuff!!

[@TheAnahyme]

Man when you go to read the [REDACTED], but all you get is [DATA EXPUNGED].

[@SlavoidUkr]

Best description ever! Thank you, Uncle Rift!

[@IanJulian02]

I wasn’t really feeling it at first, but I’m definitely hooked now and waiting for episode 2!!!

[@zamuy12479]

Your videos are a godsend. Anxiety, loud roommates, working nights, getting to bed far past when i should, it makes it very difficult to fall asleep, But i put this video on, and I'm out in 20 minutes. Heavenly.

[@ikehoofficial]

SCP-001: * requires personel to have 05 clearance to be aware of it's existence * this guy: it's on the website, just look it up

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

Thank you uncle E, I had a stress attack minutes ago, and I still bad about that, then I open youtube just to see two things combined together in format of video, you, and SCP foundation. Thank you

[@cameronmoney5660]

Is that the spy from tf2? The one who holds your hand when you die.

[@Rhamburgers_420]

Cameron Money "Scp-4999 is the spy from tf2, change my mind"

[@cameronmoney5660]

@@Rhamburgers_420 I cant it is true

[@another_random_ace8820]

You gave me flashbacks to when I used to read low-rated entries. I remember one that was some talking green slime that, and I quote, “sounds like the sniper voice from tf2” Lack of punctuation and all.

[@cameronmoney5660]

@@another_random_ace8820 oof

[@loganzeit5937]

I love this! I have been interested in the SCP lore for years and I’m a huge fan of the channel. Put another of these episodes up ASAP!

[@the_numb_skull]

Background we don’t know: Ephemeral Rift is actually a high ranking official at the Foundation and these videos just exist to make us think it’s just some stories. But little do we know he uses SCP’s in all his videos to put us to sleep

[@alexchamov5961]

Its a cognitohazard

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

I've probably come back to this video twenty times since it debuted, and I truly can't wait for the next installment of this! Thank you so much, Uncle E.

[@another_random_ace8820]

I liked the way you tackled the endless waste of bark-covered plants.

[@ian8lisle572]

This is my new favorite series already and its only episode 1! Thanks uncle E!

[@SOPPI_srn]

RAISA why is my [DATA EXPUNGED] shown in [DATA EXPUNGED] when I type it out

[@k8x0x]

This is by far my favourite video!! I used to listen to creepypastas for sleep but switched to ER because it knocks me out faster...SCP is such a gift ER has given to me! Keep on the great work!! Thank you for helping my insomnia!

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Looking dapper my guy!

[@PWest235]

Yes! I discovered SCP because of your 049 video and have come to enjoy them quite a bit. I am super excited to see more SCP content from you, especially seeing "Episode 1," implying there are more of these to come.

[@mohammeddangote401]

Me: *wakes up* ER posts a new video. Also me: aight goodnight

[@heated1861]

I am a massive fan of the SCP wiki and lore. Finding out uncle Rift making a video about this community sparks joy, not only is this ASMR which I love but it’s also lore and not just people tapping on a mic: although people tapping on mics are fine too as I like listening to that too.

[@TeacherSlashGamer]

This makes me very [REDACTED], thank you sir

[@Urvuturama]

I've been falling asleep to this basically every night since this came out. I love it so much!

[@Wired_User]

Oh a new descripti- [REDACTED] ...did he legit remove all nouns? Damn the dedication!

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Nice work on the description uncle rift.

[@ShaunTheCHB]

My dream career......being a Class D personnel.

[@thatshyguy9573]

Try saying that with a straight face when you are being [RADACTED] by scp 096

[@georgekhidasheli4161]

@@thatshyguy9573 i think you meant [REDACTED]

[@Amphibian42]

ShaunTheCHB literally the worst fate, waking up without any knowledge of who you are and what is happening, and being used in experiments that will kill me, and if not the foundation will 30 days after.

[@thatshyguy9573]

George Khidasheli Thanks

[@aronaskengren5608]

i love getting earaped in secret laboratory and praising the almighty nut, so yes, i agree.

[@LunarRaevyn]

This is actually really nice because i have such a hard time paying attention to the pages themselves, so listening along is really helpful :D Also its very funny that I saw this as i finished my 001 drawing, the same proposal too!!

[@TheDoomTrooper1]

So basically, SCP-001 is an angel. Hell, I’m down to be involved with that

[@stonkguy0529]

Well, It really depends on which proposal you read.

[@atomrover]

Isnt the real one is the factory lmao

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

Could also be the Sun itself. I like that 001 has multiple entries

[@FrenchToast663]

Like an optimistic Lovecraft

[@scottbruckner4653]

The Guardian of the Garden: "I stand and I make sure no one gets back in here. You fuckers had one job, ONE JOB."

[@justaboy415]

Good job with the description btw 😄👍

[@tinglezbrushasmr8513]

Your beard is awesome and I love your calm voice too. 👍😀😴

[@chrisbade2119]

I missed your serialised lore videos, I'm looking forward to more of these

[@sanguinem1656]

I just woke up, but I guess I'm going back to sleep.

[@notdarn8338]

I want this on the website as canon (or as canon as it gets in the Foundation). Really good stuff, I just love how he seamlessly integrates into any universe.

[@Whispurer]

Can you please do some of the lesser known ones for pt 2, the main ones are great and all but I'd love to learn more about the more obscure ones.

[@FightingSnail]

I don’t know much about this but after researching the SCP stuff this opens up a ton of role play opportunities as members of scp or like the Serpents Hand... love the asmr and you’ve gotten me into lovecraftian literature, the rift verse and now this. Keep it up, I’m a huge fan and thanks

[@PredatorH2O]

I've never clicked so slow in my life. I guess I wasn't in the mood for sleeping.

[@astarael09]

This is brilliant. Would appreciate more of this. Introduced me to SCP, very grateful dude!

[@Kidgermodsout]

I never have clicked so fast in my life (oh geez never got so many likes, I am supposed to say thanks right? so I won’t, instead I shall write, Pickles)

[@xandermurdock6131]

PFP checks out.

[@RoseRitch2002]

Kidger1432modsout Agreed

[@crimsonwhispers5053]

I am the same I love the SCP Foundation videos & I have decided to listen to this since this month i have been assigned to look after these 1s right now *SCP - 847 The mannaquin class " safe" *SCP - 939 Carnivore of many voices class "keter" *SCP - 1048 Builder Bear class "keter" * SCP - 191 The Andorid Child class "safe" I also got told I will look after others so that's why I am on this course lol 🤣😂 So this month its busy at the SCP for me

[@michellehingston1118]

Pickles for being so polite

[@jakestrand7693]

I removed my like because you thanked us

[@tonycave48]

Love the immersion and dedication in this channel, thank you!

[@ironwolf3319]

I have a question. What if I am the anomaly? Ah shit here we go [REDACTED]

[@swagzagoon2596]

"which is a reason why are looking for volunteers to assist in the research of these anomalies." People researching SCP-4999: "Guess I'll die."

[@fanatic4435]

Oh hell yeah the good stuff, i love this type of stuff.

[@benstanley8825]

Love this idea for a video

[@Renamoose]

*looks at likes* Huh, 404 guess it's *[REDACTED]*

[@firepainter2577]

Super excited to see this become a series!

[@tan-tan-tanan]

Who else was pleasantly surprised with the [REDACTED] Description?

[@writerblocks9553]

YES! Thanks ER!!

[@fidelcashflo8129]

This video is so [REDACTED]. I’m going to share it with [DATA EXPUNGED].

[@AveryDelMiller]

So glad you're going into more scp stuff!

[@orjay6745]

This is my 3rd attempt at actually watching, and understanding the video. I didn't make it past SCP-001 the first 2 times. Also forgot what the first one was... Weird.

[@umbra_cura4158]

Omg E.R you did it again! Another video that puts me right to sleep! Now I have a total of 3 of your videos of yours that put me right to sleep! Thx so much! 😁😁

[@joebiden1992]

Twist he’s dr bright in rifts body