Which Smash Character Would You Kiss?

[@Aspirin33]

“Who do you think would mostly likely steal your wife” Wheres shy guy when you need him

[@davidmolinacampos1512]

mee urrr (I tried)

[@worstspytf2824]

XD

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

You would have thought Cloud or Sephiroth would have been chosen

[@ynam.2622]

@@Theo-cg4py Am I getting wooooshed because that is an underdogs joke, not an alpharad one iirc.

[@ghostlyghost9999]

Shy Guy for Smash!

[@sirduckington5435]

Shortly after this little Z got a restraining order from every school within a 25 kilometer radius

[@themilkenthusiast]

His mom was then very disappointed with him and that's why Hop Cat called him a disappointment

[@oatmealmangd]

I luv ur name

[@sirduckington5435]

@@oatmealmangd thanks

[@hughmcmahon3950]

Trueeee

[@Hehe-nt4oe]

I mean he plays smash for a living so I think that already happened a long time ago

[@smolhaabe4949]

"Look at me now mom. I'm a full time disappointment." lmao

[@neok1yte494]

rip

[@ramansquid2645]

This hits way to close to home

[@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778]

Always has been

[@stephon3664]

I’m other words, he’s a youtuber

[@dekustick6870]

Didn't he say unemployment..?

[@NotADegenerate]

"pick a character that looks the most like you" Little Z: "Hold my diploma"

[@gamma_centauri]

“Character most likely to eat” MIN MIN IS LITERALLY RAMEN, DUDE.

[@impossiblehanley2732]

Please nobody take this out of context.

[@cheerstothat8089]

Noodles are good...

[@k-leb4671]

Yep, eating Min Min sounds pretty good. Also ramen is often purchased as take-out food, so you could say I'd be eating out Min Min. Yep that's cool.

[@gamma_centauri]

@@k-leb4671 Eventually, one would be eating out Min Min. Literally. 😏 Might start there, actually.

[@雪者]

@@k-leb4671 Me too

[@joshandstufflikethat]

After all the hopcat = link lore I was fully expecting him to choose young link as most likely to be his son

[@everthon2457]

9:34

[@everthon2457]

I know it was little Z but that gave me this tough

[@dylanenriguehuntington2908]

that would be weird since yink is from oot which is chronologically before botw tho

[@everthon2457]

@@dylanenriguehuntington2908 but hey, who married Zelda anyway?

[@davidmolinacampos1512]

I also thought "Surely Young Link, kids always get told that they look like their parents when they were young"

[@mr.krustykrust]

Seeing that first question, this is gonna be a wild ride

[@BenBen-od3tt]

What is your profile picture. Tell me everything

[@oivariini7]

@@BenBen-od3tt I think that is king dedede from the kirby anime that was re-animated but deleted but not? @Mr. KrustyKrust please help

[@genuinearity8790]

It looks like a JoJo edit of DeDeDeDeDeDeDeDeDe

[@mr.krustykrust]

Take King Dedede. Redraw it in the style of Jotaro Kujo from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

[@BenBen-od3tt]

Why did I ask😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jgt612]

“If you marry someone you should love them more!” “And kiss them lots, and no one else” *Little Z is against threesomes confirmed*

[@capacity9672]

Oh

[@poyoramen8357]

No...just no

[@kiai443]

discriminating against polyamorous people smh my head

[@VERYHEVYMAN]

When your a bacteria in a dedicated marriage and reach mitosis Edit:just realised it would be Incest

[@yehoshuas.6917]

@@VERYHEVYMAN Found the cursed comment

[@paranormoo]

"What is a character you'd like to eat" "Y'know there's so many to choose from" Zach sometimes you worry me.

[@WonderboyPlays]

Zack*

[@carsonmiller4938]

Why didnt he pick min-min?!

[@bct2308]

Right!? She is literally made of noodles or ramen or whatever.

[@JaxxHunter]

"Which character would you most want to see in real life?" GAME & WATCH So we can finally see how something in 2 dimensions would act if they existed

[@patriciadecant184]

That’s really smart tbh

[@sebastiandaniel919]

two words: down smash

[@junyah4152]

and I just like him in general

[@jeremypanjaitan4039]

@@sebastiandaniel919 that's not what they were talking about mate

[@julissarowley2739]

pokemon makes sence tho we can breed and use them for war

[@clam044]

2:41 “mans best friend” ends clip on ryu

[@0oforical]

hmm yes yes stronk man is a better friend then a friendly dog

[@doorknob5223]

I'm furious that neither of them picked Piranha Plant for "who has the best smile"

[@Tonjit41]

* Eats piranha plant *

[@gigioprodigio1314]

Or wolf

[@Crovatox]

this doesnt please the plant

[@shaddori]

Or who would you eat because he’s a plant

[@Davem2k]

Pacman

[@4candoall]

"Zack is going to win because he always picks one of his best charaters." This isn't even funny anymore. I know.

[@cheesy_potato9243]

The reason it is still funny is because it isnt funny

[@Endershock1678]

I thought we agreed to leave this joke on 2020 after the podcast.

[@theirishbreese7967]

The way they were on the same wavelength for “Triassic park” absolutely made it

[@Syl700]

The trilogy of the jurassic park.

[@Kinbako]

Fun fact: the version of Zelda we see in smash ultimate is a 14 year old

[@kowkat3779]

Why is this at the top of the comments?

[@touhoulover1996]

*FBI open up!!!*

[@bd-bestdude5578]

But I'm 14

[@emmanuelmcpherson7669]

Ladies and gentlemen

[@bladeboi5664]

@@touhoulover1996 haha......

[@anormalhumanhopefully8570]

Hopcat: *picks Pichu as who would be his son* Also Hopcat: *picks Pikachu as his pet* Me: WAIT-

[@Hikaru_SR-Omega]

I mean, our pets are basically our children at this point. But bad context can dig graves. Lol

[@niconicer6463]

XD

[@kakaowychlopiec]

lol xD

[@DragoninjaYT]

Oh no

[@DragoninjaYT]

Lol

[@ultragamer8816]

Fun fact: this is unique

[@atomicfloridaman2830]

Fun fact: No one likes fun facts

[@munnymoore]

Fun Fact: Both these comments are actually opinions

[@slug9378]

Fun fact: this fact is an opinion but no its not unique

[@thesojo2745]

fun fact: i ruined the 69 likes

[@shyguyanimations]

Fun fact, your comment is not

[@theberserkturk6059]

“Why did that just kill you?” Because Ike’s up air is STUPID... And I love it

[@JiroTheFro]

Agreeeed

[@Oshowatt123]

Kills way to early

[@theberserkturk6059]

@@Oshowatt123 I don’t think it kills TOO early as many moves in this game can essentially “kill too early”. The reason I think it’s “stupid/broken” is more due to its crazy range (the hit box covers so much area) and utility. You’d think it’s strictly a kill move, but no, it’s also a combo starter and a combo extender.

[@k-leb4671]

@@theberserkturk6059 I wish Ganondorf had that move. He has the sword for it.

[@theberserkturk6059]

@@k-leb4671 true, but it wouldn’t be accurate to the character or games. Would be interesting to see ganon with that move tho.

[@SquidishJune]

”I would really like to stomp on a squid” Well I wasn’t really a happy squid after I heard that

[@Twntyracks]

It's okay

[@masterian3375]

That’s fucking great🤣

[@No-Just-No625]

:(

[@jjanggulane]

omg

[@yaki6175]

can relate, i was not happy octo after i heard that

[@minionmunch5610]

1:52 Little Z has always been able to steal your girl, even without his best characters.

[@nathanielblauwkamp4236]

Hopcat: Who would you eat in smash bros.? Also Hopcat: Whips out the Australian in him and inhales a chunky crocodile.

[@monito8823]

Im disappointed they didn't choose piranha plant for best smile

[@thecoffeeshophey]

“Pick the character you wish was never added to smash” The fact that neither of you picked someone like Corrin is surprising.

[@Cyrovolt]

I’m surprised they didn’t pick the Belmonts

[@MmMm-cr9yn]

Who wanted Corrin? Plz tell me (Also, I should have made the joke Cornin but whatever).

[@betabro2232]

Surprised neither of them picked Min-min

[@T.Wilson-13]

They prob forgot he was even on the roster like everyone does..

[@luliu4572]

@@MmMm-cr9yn I know I didn't. Which is ironic considering I'm a Corrin main.

[@imgay217]

"Who would you kiss?" *picks random*

[@AlinaAniretake]

*gets Young Link* WAIT NO GO BACK

[@everthon2457]

Get Ridley

[@Nolava0why7Because0yes]

Gets mii brawler

[@everthon2457]

@@Nolava0why7Because0yesmore like gets narcisism

[@imgay217]

@@everthon2457 hot

[@gamingdragon5428]

3:26 Hopcat: "kirby would eat the fridge." Nintendo when making Kirby and the forgotten land. "quick write that down"

[@hyrumcannon3789]

"Which characters would be least fun at a party" These guys picked some kid and a magician who is bound to know cool party tricks over literal evil overlords

[@AlexEatsCats]

Little Z is going to win, the only characters left are his best characters.

[@LemmyCetay]

Always have been

[@cameroncambridge6740]

Yep all 40 of em

[@erikg5458]

How do you know?

[@mazeastom4312]

Here is an idea for the next part: which character would you like to be for only one day

[@d2_Tris]

This joke is getting overused like crazy😂

[@DerangedAnarchist]

little z: calls link zelda me: this is how he gets cancelled

[@redsus0357]

Little z: look at me mom I'm a- Hop cat: disappointment 😂😂 1:17

[@domenzigart50]

Time stamp?

[@redsus0357]

@@domenzigart50 it's there now

[@domenzigart50]

@@redsus0357 k thx

[@schway6108]

"Who would you most like to own as a pet" Isabelle: *Cries*

[@omowen6210]

Hop: he would just eat the fridge Me: FRIDGE KIRBY IN SMASH

[@rukokorukoko8336]

Who would I kiss? Gannon of course

[@firuto7970]

You can't, with that big ass nose

[@AndyKirbo]

Who would I kiss? Kirbo

[@deleteminmin9605]

rob

[@striker0106]

I prefer ridley

[@BenBen-od3tt]

@@AndyKirbo 😳😳😳

[@omlett6482]

"Who'd be the best in bed?" *picks Bayonetta* Mmmm, kinky

[@yerman0564]

Watch out Hopcat, things are about to get *hairy!*

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

I cackled at “she knows things”

[@ninjaseth4357]

Sephiroth because he would shove masamune up my a-

[@18rocksthegames78]

@@ninjaseth4357 ok buddy kinda sus

[@Alecanore]

@@ninjaseth4357 Okey, that's more masochist!!!

[@willingmaster101]

Little Z looks like hed ask"Who's sex and how did I offend him?"

[@randomloser5271]

"Pick the character that looks the most like you" The Miis: *my time has come* Little Z and hopcat: *Link and doctor mario go brrrRRRRRR*

[@k-leb4671]

They couldn't pick Miis here.

[@randomtheorist251]

"Kirby would eat the fridge. He would just inhale the whole thing." THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT MOUTHFUL MODE YET

[@byeol]

“can i change my answer to kill in real life to myself” feelsbadman

[@bloodliveiguess539]

me , just chillin KZbin notifications: which smash character would you kiss?

[@catsharkorsharkcat7047]

Perfection

[@i_havethe_highground3955]

palu ez

[@a76101]

@@i_havethe_highground3955 Sheik ez

[@ivancathymarc657]

Byleth easy

[@flintlocktingleberry]

LOL

[@steakdog174]

We got early access to little z's Mario mustache.

[@yann6115]

We saw it in the last smash podcast too!

[@thelolmaster12]

Which character would you most likely punch in the face? Zack:*Picks Ness* Me:*Dies of laughter before he explains why*

[@PurplePineappleChannel]

"Which character would you most like to murder?" *Chooses schoolgirl*

[@daniel.rtzk2008]

No one: Not a single soul: Little Z: in this video every time i lose i will buy a monkey

[@demoman9214]

*PLEASE TELL US THE CENSORED WOLF JOKE PLEASEEEEE*

[@ethabns]

please

[@AnRKader]

@@ethabns That is one cursed profile pic right there

[@ethabns]

@@AnRKader thanks? i think

[@willstroyer548]

I bet it was WolfJob, which Wolf WOULDN'T be good for because of his metal claws

[@spaceglaceon2077]

I'm curious to know as well because the context just makes it that bit more interesting as to why they had to censor it

[@sansanabanana]

We need a "When I lose I adopt a Monke" Call the monke "Chimpan Z"

[@n-man8208]

Oh yah this is big brain time

[@sansanabanana]

Yes

[@TheBeegestYosho]

That would be perfect also funni name and pfp

[@sansanabanana]

@@TheBeegestYosho thank you my man

[@Skew0443]

that is the stupidest video ideo ever and i love it so much.

[@darrellius_mf]

Little Z looks like a middle aged dad going through a mid life crisis.

[@clearwing1653]

Most likely to be your son Hopcat: doesn’t pick young Link Me: visible confusion

[@XGame80]

13:41 “Pick the character you wish was never added in the game.” “Snake” “Mega Man” Sonic:

[@zciter]

byleth:

[@bedmaxy]

They pick 2 difficult to play characters when min min and isabelle are right there

[@NVS_Snake]

Theres also Olimar and MinMin. Olimar they picked already tho. I dont dislike Olimar or MinMin, but most people do

[@littensub]

The into looked like they were giving a powerpoint presentation.

[@TheDreadNecromancer]

This was a cool format for smash down. Would love to see more

[@crazychannel5712]

9:59 “That sounded much better in my head” ahh moment 😭😭😭

[@nano2.038]

"if you killed him in real life he would've made that minecraft oof sound" yep hes a psycho alright

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

Little Z: *picks Jigglypuff* I have to pick the one that’s like cotton candy. Jigglypuff is a balloon.

[@averageboi]

13:35 smooth criminal starts playing

[@tellbot9197]

Yes

[@t3mptdinx87]

This had me rolling

[@paper-boat4326]

No ones mentioning that their favorite part of murder is how satisfyingly they die.

[@saltysalmoling8055]

I'm gonna do this with my friends the next time were at a "party"

[@calebrowe1140]

This is a really cool idea. Glad to know the content won’t be getting stale any time soon. Thanks hop.

[@kamitsune7180]

Little z : "The character that's most likely to steal your wife" Me : Where is Shy guy ?

[@GoofyAhhUncleProductions962]

Yep shy guy be a fricking savage

[@Juice_Sephiroth]

I'm a shy guy

[@justmorgan73]

He’s put stealing someone elses wife

[@TheBeegestYosho]

@@Juice_Sephiroth this sign can’t stop me cuz I don’t have a gf

[@Wheaty03]

"pick the character you wish was never added to the game" _doesn't pick min min_

[@kurai5200]

@@Sylver25578 byleth is fine

[@speedybxi]

@@kurai5200 yes

[@themonst3r579]

Dude I freaking hate min min

[@themonst3r579]

Byleth is sick btw

[@NVS_Snake]

They already picked Zelda and Olimar, I haven’t heard him say he didn’t like Snake tho, but I guess. But yeah Im kinda surprised he didn’t pick MinMin or Byleth lol. I actually like most characters, but I thought hed pick one of those

[@banjosaurus24]

Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that they said “Triassic Park” instead of Jurassic

[@christianmarquez9888]

That was like... the bit

[@pumpybread]

I know right

[@inaneinacheve]

It was the joke

[@TheBeegestYosho]

I think because copyright

[@-Indogamer-]

I know they didn’t like the Jurassic period

[@jeewjitsu]

I love how it goes from who do think would be the best in bed to nicest smile, video gradual gets more wholesome

[@PlasmaShuriken]

7:24 "Triassic Park" I have never felt more pain

[@Chick3nWing1339]

“Which character would you most like to kiss?” S T E V E!

[@eliasfarias842]

Bruh

[@Doberbull]

“Stomping on a squid would just be satisfying”

[@J.Blazer]

"Which character would you most like to punch in the face?" *picks the child *

[@taconitcat464]

I love how for which one they would eat neither picked min min which is literally noodles

[@whiplash308]

I gotta say, you & Little Z are coming up with great ideas for videos. Keep it up guys

[@hologram3659]

"not because he's a child" little z said cut to all the times he got mad at baby daisy

[@Andrew_Graves_Burial]

3:46 should have chose Ridley he has an extremely high iq in the games

[@spaghet5680]

Nobody is gonna talk about how they said Triassic park?

[@Yes_Fantasy_419]

Little Z: I CAN RIDE YOSHI TO WORK IF HE WAS REAL!!! Kangaroos: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU MATE!?

[@steelsamuel129]

hopcat: uploads at 9pm me: I'll never forgive the Australian standard time zone

[@jwizzle448]

“What character would you most like to kiss”? Hovers over cloud: 😏🥵 Hovers over villager: *FBI OPEN UP*

[@Endershock1678]

Villager is an adult, FBI be breaking into the wrong hosue.

[@confab5940]

@@Endershock1678 I think that Zelda is 14 so still fbi

[@monkeyman1255]

Therapist: Flanders Z can't hurt you, he isn't real Flanders Z:

[@user-zy2ts8kn7c]

FlanderZ

[@gisellealmeda1212]

“Character to most likely steal your wife” Mind: Does it mean cheating? Me: Surely Joker Little Z: Dk has a great smile. Me: *Flashbacks to the DK TV show*

[@SGTVLee]

Bro really just casually mentioned one of the most tragic stories to ever exist💀 6:43

[@Yeet_King0568]

Announcer: Kirby Little Z: oh yeah he could probably eat it from the other room Hopcat: nah he’ll just eat the fridge

[@derpiestdude1097]

"choose the character you'd most wanna eat" chooses a child o-o

[@eggy9300]

Little Z cheated, he just picked his "best characters"

[@prodo572]

I’m disappointed in Little Z, he made a whole video on learning things like float cancel. Now he doesn’t even use it.

[@niklorenz2531]

Is no one gonna acknowledge the fact that Little z and Hop just called Jurassic Park Triassic Park. Australians I tell you their heads are upside down

[@fish6665]

3:25 predicted mouthfuls/ Kirby and the forgotten land

[@NolanGaming]

Fun Fact: Most of the people that take time to write an actual comment aren’t subscribed (SO SUBSCRIBE)

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Even better, which smash character would you *smash*

[@houndtwo0783]

So you would kill them...

[@Alibaba-id1cs]

I’m surprised that wasn’t the first question

[@Nolava0why7Because0yes]

@Chase McLean I like to think you saw this comment went on here in a literal millisecond then typed that out in less than a second, you knew the answer before you left the hospital XD

[@CSLGSKS]

I’m just glad they picked adult characters for who they would like to kiss.

[@eliasfarias842]

Bayonetta would have been a good Choice

[@willgambrel8872]

cant wait for the next part, you guys get funnier every day i swear

[@StoicForce]

I enjoyed the Link & Mario connection these two developed in this video, but Hopcat is DEFINETLY more like the Male Wii Fit Trainer.

[@theevanger7365]

Definitely piranha plant he do be kinda sexy though

[@ilove2eatdrywall166]

"Who would be most likely to steal your wife?" 𝗡𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗿

[@hyrumcannon3789]

I feel like most women old enough to get married wouldn't fall for a teen like Joker, ngl

[@ilove2eatdrywall166]

@@hyrumcannon3789 I said joker because In the original game you can romance every single female. And there is like 10 or more, some old, some young.

[@Syl700]

@@ilove2eatdrywall166 the chances for Z or Hop to know that is about -69%

[@super73crazkid]

@@ilove2eatdrywall166 is the dry wall good? Would you recommend?

[@ilove2eatdrywall166]

@@super73crazkid no its actually pretty disgusting. I'm being forced to eat it against my will. Please send help

[@Sabagegah]

1:52 *[sees HopCat hover over Cloud]*

[@texlycanthrope1431]

Hop: Which character is most likely to be your fursona? Little Z: Personally, I prefer the air!

[@Nekoma2924]

"Who would you punch in the face" *picks ness* Me: and I took that personally,

[@noahagain]

LITTLE Z SHAVED HIS BEARD. YOU LOSE YOU COSPLAY 8 IS SOON.

[@sulrich384]

I fell asleep watching hopcat and he entered my dream

[@Tonjit41]

Powermove

[@adrianheredia6494]

What happened in it?

[@dragonghast5856]

10:52 WHAT DID YOU SAY I DEMAND TO KNOW

[@zappy505]

Little Z- "Good luck having Little Mac to back you up in a barfight if he can even see over the counter." Also Little Z- "Picks a god darn fox to back him up in a bar fight smh

[@legionssb]

What character would you like to eat? “ so we decided zero suit Samus could get picked again...”

[@xpluslegend1525]

Next on HOPCAT and LITTLE Z who would you smash in smash bros?

[@randomhorny6978]

Lucario

[@user-me5fh3yu1j]

@@randomhorny6978 ok then

[@user-me5fh3yu1j]

K rool obviously

[@dogu1601]

Ridley

[@Nolava0why7Because0yes]

Falcon with a sledgehammer specifically, then my pain will end

[@diegotavarez4828]

"Full time dissapoiment" Huuh how do they know my future self

[@benhamilton3671]

Question for part 2: Which smash character would you have be your roommate?

[@depressedseal2493]

Honestly I’m just glad he uploaded a new video . I’m betting on Hop

[@smoothie7362]

1:25 when it’s your first time playing smash so you just choose the character that looks like you