Which TARDIS Teams Could Survive BOOM?

[@solpintorizvi249]

rowan Atkinson would bribe the designer from Villenguard who made the landmine

[@justanormalhumanbeing1903]

I hate myself for understanding this reference

[@williamcatala154]

I saw the predicament I fell into, and so naturally, I went back in time and bribed the designer of the land mine.

[@JoelGrant-yo8b]

​Naturally I predicted your going back in time, so I went back a bit further and bribed the landmine engineer first.

[@williamcatala154]

@@JoelGrant-yo8b Or so you think! Naturally, I predicted your traveling back in time, and so I traveled to an even further point! And I bribed the landmine engineer FIRST!

[@CanisTheSeawing]

@@williamcatala154oh really? I bribed the person who first thought of the landmine to not think of writing it down!!

[@GreenCloversGuy]

"What's that, Doctor? Why have you stopped?" "Jamie, I've... I've stood on a mine..." "Stood on your what?"

[@TheHammyYammy]

K9 would try to hack an ambulance, fail, then 4 would step off the mine to kick him.

[@wolfwarrior9451]

I cant believe i just heard the phrase "late 13 is in her toxic yuri era" i died laughing 💀

[@nellymatt66]

A big finish box set that is just “Boom” four times with different teams. Five and Tegan, Six and Peri, Seven and Ace, Eight and Liv.

[@TheLegacyofHitchcock]

15:05 Four: K-9, can you disable this landmine? K-9: Insufficient data. Four: Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.

[@sola_is_chilling]

best blooper ever

[@gf1006]

3 steps on the landmine, defuses it in less than a second while beating up the master and singing a song and then blows up the planet anyway

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

And then he eats a sandwich

[@theonewhowatches869]

I remember one person surmised it as 7 placed the landmine himself to manipulate Ace into staying with him after the last time he betrayed and gaslighted her again.

[@Dracandre]

3 just starts levitating WITH the landmine for days and doesn't care

[@isabelh5561]

What a splendid idea

[@MrRjhyt]

Yup, just happy to be off Earth.

[@SurlyInsomniac]

Klokleda partha menin klatch, haroon haroon... KA-BOOM!💥

[@peterstangl8295]

Yeah, from that point on that mine is just part of his team now, maybe even regenerates with him.

[@TheHalloumi]

The mine starts beeping faster, 5 starts panicking, Adric turns to the camera, "Now I'll never know if I was right."

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Then silent credit roll

[@firetarrasque4667]

On one hand, the War Doctor is absolutely looking for an excuse to die. On the other hand, I don’t think that the *War* Doctor is going to step on a landmine to begin with. He walks in and it’s a nice break from the even worse hellscape of the Time War, somehow.

[@golden_gloo]

If Clara was shot right in front of 12, I'm not sure he could keep his cool to stop it detonating, his "The Doctor is no longer here" speech to Ashildr would do it. Yet at the same time, the Doctor sort of managed to for 4.5 billion years before he let everything out in Hellbent.

[@najawin8348]

Depends on if it's early 12clara or late 12clara imo. In S8 I think he's fine? In S9, uh, the bomb breaks.

[@Meritania]

The 12th Doctor would create a time paradox in destroying Villengard before the 9th Doctor got around to it.

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

i'm saying this as 11 being my favourite doctor, but he absolutely would not survive boom. he'd step onto the landmine before going "welp *claps hands* i'm stu-" before dying

[@Spider8Crak]

I'd like to think that Donna and 10 would be 10 stepping on the mine and Donna starts to panic which makes 10 panic and try to calm her down and they blow up in 2 seconds.

[@mrdr0161]

Or they spend too much time bickering and run out of time. Or Donna would hit his arm for saying something and would make him move and blow up

[@Spider8Crak]

@@mrdr0161 Lmao

[@fritomusic7832]

10 and Martha yea, with rose or Donna no

[@Spider8Crak]

@@fritomusic7832 Maybe panic is the wrong word, i'm thinking of that one scene from Unicorn and the Wasp.

[@DotDotDott]

I know Leela definitely wouldn't have gotten shot because once that girl told her to shoot her, she would have done it without hesitation

[@carolinemcgovern4488]

Let's be honest, Ace would probably attempt to use the landmines for her own weapons later.

[@Mothcryptid98]

And throw 'em like frisbees too 😂

[@shshyie]

She'd be sneaking it into her backpack muttering "nitro 10"

[@edb2863]

The "one day i shall come back" bit had me in stitches

[@springbreezegaming4017]

same here. I lost it so hard at that part. XD

[@tom_4615]

Turlough would just like start throwing stones at the doctor to make sure he blows up

[@grecha7656]

He misses every time

[@Entertainer13]

The very reasons I love Six and Peri are the very reasons you cited that would get them killed, and I can't argue. lol

[@mrdr0161]

I feel like Peri may just take the chance and detonate the mine by pushing him or something

[@Dracandre]

13 would somehow manifest the sonic in her hand and somehow just turn off the landmine

[@thepandorica1660]

But that'll be impossible because she's not wearing magnetic cuffs

[@AlReviewsWho]

​@@thepandorica1660 Wait, THAT'S how that happened?!

[@CCFONESOL]

She blew herself and her Fam up with a sonic mine in her first season.

[@kubzania]

Dodo would dance over the landmine prompting Steven to yell at her (umless it's a wilderness years novel in which case the landmine would be sentient and call other landmines towards it and murder Dodo as viscerally as possible)

[@kubzania]

Oh and it would inject her with STD infected blood just because

[@dack]

we forgot to cover Fugitive and I just want to say wildcard: she'd have a division weeping angel extract her and division wouldn't care about the collateral of a whole planet going up in smoke

[@dack]

also no shade to 13, I love her, she's my princess, my queen, my girlypop bestie, love of my life. She was just a little indifferent to her friends and aren't we all sometimes? Juno Dawson pls do more with her

[@Foxy02016]

Also forgot Rowan Atkinson, who would simply have made it so the mine was never placed there at all

[@jamiethompson4478]

But which Doctor would survive Beatbox city?

[@williamcatala154]

@@Foxy02016He would’ve bribed the designer of the landmine to show him how to stop it.

[@djdee6386]

But if she leaves the planet doesn’t explode. The landmine turns YOU into the explosive.

[@TheseUseless]

“It’s the first episode of RTD 2 that I liked” THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH, It’s such a return to form. For both Moffat and RTD. Everything thus far before it has a weird triviality to it but boom and 73 yards manage to encapsulate the silly yet serious tone of early new who.

[@kuma2448]

7th destroyed Villengard ages ago and left this planet going as a teaching opportunity

[@roryaphunter]

12 would stay just calm enough, then Clara would get shot and the whole planet goes boom.

[@BattleArena123]

Six would survive by making Peri switch places with him

[@Jedi_Spartan]

And the 13th Doctor would survive by making one of the side characters stand on it for her...

[@BattleArena123]

@@Jedi_Spartan right after giving a speech about how the Villengard System’s not the problem

[@shortangel333]

Adding to that. Peri would then survive cause it'd turn out to be a simulation by the Rani to show Peri that the Doctor wouldn't die for her and then Peri would kill 6 with gun but it would turn out the gun was actually a stun gun and then they'd just continue travelling together and bicker and bicker.

[@JayLiszte]

Show 6 definitely would, but audio 6 wouldn’t.

[@muggy2128]

with his entirety tv and audio I can see this but he'd do it with the intention of getting her out of it

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

"Harry, I'm standing on a landmine."

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

10 and Donna would end up like 10 when he first regenerated and met Jackie. She's panicking, talking 10's ear off while he's trying to get her to shut up 10: _realizes he's on a mine_ "Donna...Donna get back!" Donna: "What'd you mean get back? We just got here, you take me to a dump, and only now tell me to get-" _sees the mine_ "Doctor...what's that" 10: "Donna, I need you to listen to me very carefully and don't panic. It's-" Donna: "Don't panic? Don't panic?! You stand on a bloody mine and you tell me to not panick!" 10: _the bars slowly count up as Donna starts to panic, causing the Doctor to panic_ "Donna, not now. Please, I need you..." Donna: "How the hell do you even end up like that?! Weren't you looking at the ground? We're in a bloody battlefield. Why'd you bring me to a battlefield?! When I signed up to fly about the universe, what made you think I'd want to see a battlefield!" And eventually the mine goes off

[@octaviasaenz6666]

The way I burst out laughing as soon as y'all said Adric, Tegan, and Nyssa.

[@rubik4239]

11 gives a speech to the landmine trying to talk it out of detonating

[@peterstangl8295]

Then it detonates anyway.

[@xareliya166]

11 would absolutely blow up immediately. That man fidgets and flaps his hands around way too much.

[@taekinuru2]

he'd also have a long rant at the landmine telling it it's not so tough anyway and materialise the tardis around himself and everyone's like 'huh that was anticlimatic' and he's all 'did you want me to explode then? Bit rude.'

[@DokkaChapman]

See, this is the official podcast content we deserve.

[@nightowl8477]

What about the war doctor? Answer: the landmine is sentient and takes pity on him cos he looks so sad and is having a rough time of it

[@SamyulDavis]

In truth, 9 and War probably need assistance the most and do not make it in-time before the companion is killed. If they haven't smelted already, they're goners then.

[@EditedAF987]

The War Doctor and Case: instant death. Their conversations make 6 and Peri’s look like a civil debate.

[@thevacuumofcomments2946]

I think 11 stands way more of a chance so long as River is there- as prone as he is to tantrums, she can usually talk him down

[@nocturne8333]

River would probably solve it within 10 minutes, if she’s with Amy and Rory then it’s an easy win. It’s just keeping 11 calm enough.

[@gabe5918]

@@nocturne8333River just teleports em all simultaneously with the vortex manipulator.

[@MrCoolio1]

Shalka Doctor would actually just use his ability as a PNG to not establish as a life form so just keeps walking on and off the landmine for kicks

[@xavierwalko4175]

I like the joke one, but I do see him as something like 12 of "as long as someone else is there, he's ok"

[@MrRjhyt]

Would the dark, brooding, suicidal doctors set off the land mine knowing the consequences for everyone else?

[@imProbablyMatt]

this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a hot minute man this rocks

[@Leftenant334]

What about the 15th doctor? Would he survive? I think the random musical number that kicks in halfway thought might cause issues for him and Ruby if they were to end up in this situation.

[@LosingThePlotYT]

Only just started and I already know this is going to be a banger video

[@Dynamick65]

Boom, the only good ep so far if I'm honest. Ncuti stole the show here! He really felt like THE DOCTOR. Funny, charismatic, cocky, badass, brave, political but also grounded. Perfect mix of character that made him finally feel well-written to me.

[@theIrishGandalf]

Dack said what, at least I believe, this was the first RTD2 I liked as well. Plus 73 yards this week. More Davis content soon plz!

[@TheHowdyBeansPodcast]

I liked boom, but for me 73 Yards was the best Episode so far 😀

[@Jedi_Spartan]

For Season 1 specifically, I'd agree (although there were elements of The Devil's Chord I liked, such as the full silence sequence ironically but the Maestro felt like a weaker version of The Toymaker which was never scaled down after being dialled up to 11). Personally, I think that Gatwa is one of those actors who always brings the sort of energy to their incarnation that makes me enjoy their appearance regardless of how I feel about the rest of the episode... which is a good thing because a) we're already halfway through the season/series and b) the Next Time trailer for next week's episode doesn't excite me much either.

[@TheHowdyBeansPodcast]

@@Jedi_Spartan im still enjoying this series so far, but the episodes have felt a bit disjointed honestly that some should of been later than others so we have had time to grow emotion for this team, some people have straight away but not me i need more time to grow a connection to them

[@AtariDad]

I believe Wibbsey refers to Fenella Wibbsey, a Fourth companion created by Paul Magrs for the AudioGo Nest Cottage series and later returned in some of the BBC Audio stories.

[@SamyulDavis]

Yeah, we got her mixed up with Wolsey. Godbless Paul Magrs.

[@OkMakuTree]

3 would definitely survive… unless he’s with Jeremy Fitzoliver, then we’re all doomed 😂

[@Caxkj0]

I like this concept: Someone should make a series of how other Doctors would solve particular episodes.

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

I like how DAVIS doesn't know Roz Forrester but knows Stacy Townsend.

[@TheGerkuman]

I think Renegade Doctor and Karvanista would've survived it. She's super cool and Karvanista wouldn't have had any issues shooting the Anglican Marine lady.

[@nocturne8333]

I would go with: Literally any Doctor wins instantly if River Song is there. Other than that: 1 / Vicki / Barbara / Ian 2 / Jamie / Zoe (they’d have to ignore Jamie) 3 / Jo 4 / Sarah / Harry 7 / Ace 8 / Liv / Helen 10 / Martha 11 / Amy / Rory / River ( I see Amy and River taking charge and being the absolute badasses they are). Also Rory would be helpful. 12 / Clara 12 / Bill / Nardole

[@maxenswlfr1877]

Rory would switch places with the Doctor, die as always and then he would show up again sometime later

[@nocturne8333]

@@maxenswlfr1877 That’s true. I reckon he’d be the one organising everyone else, whilst River and Amy deal with the technical side of things.

[@soundgal_sine_qua_non]

"Any Doctor wins instantly if River Song is there." 100% agree, and that's why I love her.

[@nocturne8333]

@@soundgal_sine_qua_non She’s an icon, best companion by far.

[@TomTomGil]

Rose would look into the TARDIS and delete the mine from existence

[@scruffles3838]

I haven't watched doctor who in almost a decade, but these funny British people sure can make me laugh

[@LeoGuidi]

THIS IS THE CONTENT WE NEED

[@DoctorpooandtheTURDIS]

Peter Cushing's Dr Who would survive... then turn around and order the Death Star to fire on the rebel forces who put the minefield there to begin with.

[@itequipment8251]

5 would defuse the mine by bouncing a cricket ball off of it.

[@Logan_Irrelevant]

Hot Take: Boom and Wild Blue Yonder are the only genuinely great episodes of the new era.

[@okiibadd_7198]

Rogue was Very Okay, I'd say that counts enough

[@SamyulDavis]

It's good because The Doctor Dances was good the first time round.

[@TheMadwomen]

What about Dot and Bubble? That was genuinely great satire! Not to mention the acting from all involved was fantastic!

[@SamyulDavis]

In my opinion, the worst piece of tv RTD has ever written. Torchwood included.

[@frizzlewho91]

5th doctor would politely ask to move out of the way idk.😐😑

[@pious83]

I think Missy would actively hinder the situation, if left alone with 12.

[@jeffmoo9235]

The thing with the bomb is that it uses the person standing on it as fuel for the explosion, so if 3 levitates off it, theres suddenly no boom

[@AwdryFan1997]

Something something Return of the King!

[@Apollo_Vanron]

I forgot what the name of your channel was, and I wanted to watch it. Thanks for uploading, it helped me a bit.

[@SebTheNoob314]

0:07 Honestly agree with that

[@Pyrothehedgehog1]

I have missed watching these guys 😂

[@bluesnooddude1663]

Damn this gave me a good chuckle.

[@peaceofwestphalia]

it is always a good day when davis uploads fr

[@cl3f473]

Abslom Daak would pick that shit up and throw it like a frisbee

[@SamyulDavis]

Abslom would try eat it

[@vcom741]

7, Sally and Lysandra is an interesting wild card. This isnt a companion team, its a small army unit. 7 has 0 emotional attachment, and the emotional crux is on Lysandra helping 7 or not

[@friday6448]

6 would set off the landmine just to take Peri out

[@caedenide8721]

What about 8 and Charley?

[@najawin8348]

Saw Kalki like you suggested. It's not what I expected from the synopsis. Very enjoyable! But there was a good 30min-hour of stuff there that could be trimmed, not least of which was because it felt so dedicated to standard Bollywood tropes at the expense of a tighter script. And I am once again suggesting people read Kubera omg. It's so good. Hindu/Buddhism inspired take on a heavenly war, complete with time travel.

[@SamyulDavis]

It hangs in the first act forever and the 'to be continued' hit me harder than Dune's. Still unsure how I feel about it, but I'd happily take more 6 hours of that in future years.

[@najawin8348]

@@SamyulDavis Well you're in luck, because Kubera is, uh, half as long as One Piece. And everyone should read Kubera.

[@purpleraider8105]

15s biggest villain seems to looking down

[@shads3955]

Please turn this into a series, I want to see how the Doctor can survive being in other Doctors stories

[@nightowl8477]

Four can stop his breathing right? Like in Terror of the Zygons.

[@tearez13]

obsessed with how many obscure companions you mentioned

[@ClineAI]

I don't think any were obscure

[@JeffW83]

8 Charlie and C’rizz? Yeah no they’d all die, too much stress.

[@FrostyScarf]

Oh my fucking god, this might be my favorite video on the internet

[@firetarrasque4667]

The war is 7’s fault, somehow.

[@LisaBeta-42]

If the Doctor figures out fast enough, that the body standing on the mine provides the explosive that will go off - a very swift retreat might do the trick: ups, I'm on that dumb thing - jumps back and everything is ok!

[@themightybob]

3 is just in a league of his own😂

[@nightowl8477]

if that was dack, with dack's kid? Things would have gone down differently

[@curvingfyre6810]

9th/10th squad with all 3 companions would wrap this up in minutes. Rose would talk the doctor through it, Mickey would grab the counterweight, help with the kid, and negotiate with the soldiers, and Jack would probably be good enough to disarm the mine with the doctor's coaching.

[@okiibadd_7198]

jack would fuck the mine

[@operationorigins4714]

10 & 11 would’ve been blown up INSTANTLY and no one can tell me otherwise

[@lukijez]

13 wouldn't go BOOM! she'd go KERBLAM!

[@Jamestopboy]

Nine is implied to have survived before given that he mentions that he’s been on Villengard before and blew the factory up. He picked up the grenade and threw it into the reactor! That’s how he survived! Adric, Nyssa, and Tegan - ADRIC steps on the mine. The others are annoyed as shit. Eight, Liv, and Helen summon a Dalek, then shove the Dalek on it instead.

[@Filmmakinglunatic]

Shalka would summon the tardis using his phone and get the master to take off before the bomb goes off

[@dylananderson310]

ITS THE FIRST EPISODE OF RTD2 I LIKED

[@kevanfox1066]

Bro is back 😎

[@RoseWasX]

I would be dead in 0.5x a presses

[@timecontroller8800]

ITS DAVIS!!!!!

[@carealoo744]

Now do 73 Yards!

[@brobs0463]

If Ryan was present in this episode no one would be making it out alive

[@kilo1012]

I feel like 11 wouldnt be able to stand still that long

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

Same as the other person but with 73 Yards.

[@joshgaming3106]

I like boom

[@archusrtm6325]

Hmmm what about the valeyard?

[@rmw315]

Great video

[@h0llowhouse453]

HES BACK HEEEE’S BAAAAAACK

[@ariaitke]

war would just not go to help the guy in my opinion

[@tom_4615]

Damn I never knew the dr who eu had an ice warrior with a white woman girlfriend.. this is WILD

[@alternatethirteenth5594]

Forgetting the true GOAT of TARDIS teams I see... 11, the Ponds and Kevin Grimlock. How does he factor in hmmm?

[@timelordvictorious]

Yes have to say I liked boom

[@nightowl8477]

dackmine

[@Dracandre]

1 would come back to the mine later