White Mask Varre and Shabriri preaching against eachother I Elden Ring Meme

STR/FTH is where it's at
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[@rhymenoceros3303]

Imagine making fun of magic...while standing in the land with a literal Hogwarts academy sitting in the middle of it. Easily your most brilliant idea Varre. Is it any wonder why Mohg sends you as far away as humanly possible from his palace?

[@NyctoMusicTV]

Varre is a giant meme

[@Dripster296]

*sniff* *sniff* IT SMELLS LIKE A MAGE IN HERE

[@Kabodanki]

Resorting to violence comes when no good arguments can be made

[@avaluggglazer445]

Princess bubblegum moment

[@gabrieldoyen692]

​@@Kabodanki Not according to an entire cursus of the academy, where battlemages bonk each others with giant hammer and magical bombardment

[@messiahalba7236]

"You are basically the religion of the realm known as reddit" that is a line that can kill gods

[@whenyoucantfindaname]

Meanwhile youre preaching on behalf on the menstural mistake that is a pedophilic goat hits more

[@xxzmaster04xx29]

When a really buffed bard casts a max damage Vicious Mockery.

[@blankdesktop2258]

@@xxzmaster04xx29 Nah, I've got a good one for that. "You're none of your best friend's best friend." Don't bother rolling your damage

[@xxzmaster04xx29]

@@blankdesktop2258 I applaud you, fellow D&D player. Now I need a potion for that EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

I guess you could say it, "cut like a knife"?

[@insanity_enjoyer]

Religious conflict be like

[@10hawell]

My faith🤝Your faith hating atheists

[@lornajames]

They really be like that

[@White-Mask-Varre]

But at least my side is the right one.

[@My2Cents.iF7934]

Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons both walk up to the door of a Satanist

[@jerrbear5958]

​@@White-Mask-Varre you serve a paedophile

[@Johnaii_Steck]

Never insult a foot fetishist, they will stomp you

[@BM-yy8db]

Never stomp a foot fetishist either

[@Prince_Mammon]

@@BM-yy8db they'll lick it if you try

[@eldiandevil]

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

[@ShecriedhecriedIcried]

I converted a foot fetishist mage build person into a Naked Brawlin time Hand fetishist

[@ShecriedhecriedIcried]

Truly a sacred day

[@TheVertebraeTickler]

Next up, we have Godfrey and Radagon fighting in boxing match because each of there children said “My dad can beat up YOUR dad!”

[@leon2550]

domestic abuse

[@jonarhax3388]

Can't happen cus radagon has no voice to use for the speech ai

[@kilambrown4302]

@@jonarhax3388 the comment said Godfrey and Radagon's boxing because their kids were saying that their dad could beat up the other. Nothing about whether their dad's could speak

[@grigoriyremez8851]

Honestly, I think Radahn would be in Godfrey’s corner

[@TREVORVADER]

@@grigoriyremez8851 it’s honestly hard to say because he’s proud of his father and Godfrey. He’d be stuck not knowing who to cheer for or just think it was awesome regardless probably

[@A-Warthog-cc1wm]

I like how he says “ah, no it’s you again” implying that this dude has come at least once before and had this same argument

[@White-Mask-Varre]

Yes, sadly. Shabriri quite enjoys tormenting the rare tarnished that are wandering the lands between. I cannot hear any more of this nonsense and edgyness.

[@doctorbright1065]

Though I'm sure it didn't end in KAMEHAMEHAAAA last time.

[@MelancholyAstronaut]

I never expected Varre and Sharbriri to even have beef but… it just works…

[@White-Mask-Varre]

I didn't expect this fool to wander inside my territory and annoy me with those foolish ideas either.

[@Norvolo]

Shabriri has beef with literally every living thing in the Lands Between, it's just that Varre's the only person who would actually talk to him.

[@rasmusrasmusson7176]

Everybody gangsta until Ranni questliners arrive.

[@grigoriyremez8851]

The Simp Squad

[@AbysmalRandomn3ss]

Oh no, the “I swear marrying this doll isn’t weird at all” niggas

[@sneedchuck8135]

@@grigoriyremez8851LMAO

[@darkwhispersstories47]

​@@grigoriyremez8851 but unlike the frenzy guys we do get the girl xD

[@thegk-verse4216]

@@darkwhispersstories47 The artificial construct made to ressemble a woman*

[@MrCritic77]

I don’t think Varré should be bragging about meta builds to Shabriri when Vyke’s frenzy spear exists.

[@kwamemwangs2173]

It isn't really all that good tbh

[@Kazuhira2249]

@@kwamemwangs2173 dual vykes literally has no counter and you cant dodge

[@Crispierbug]

​@@Kazuhira2249 then why does no one use it?

[@gustavfrye2736]

@Kazuhira You sure you're pressing the dodge button?

[@Prince_Mammon]

@@Kazuhira2249 you can definitely dodge it.

[@SIlverHand_4538]

1:27 Even Shabriri, condemned to have his eyes gouged out for slander, knows when to stop talking shit.

[@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod]

Shabriri: "A bleed build? I must congratulate you, obviously your parents never had a reason to."

[@darkunor6687]

Aatrox moment

[@ireneshelton3661]

It’s nice that this smack-down is so civilized, as if they’re friends just dogging on each other.

[@White-Mask-Varre]

This wretched abomination, this... Thing, is not my friend. He is a fiend, and a danger to the Mohgwyn Dynasty.

[@DrCoomer_1]

These text to voice AI's are getting better by the day, this shit is insane

[@zerkil6304]

It is also a bit worrying

[@SlumpChilly]

Ngl it sounds similar to mcnasty

[@TREVORVADER]

I love how like with everything else that technology is evolving and humanity just uses it to make better memes. Not that I’m complaining. It’s very amusing

[@maximuslondonkolb]

wait, they weren't real voice actors?! damn that's insane

[@DrCoomer_1]

@@maximuslondonkolb lmao

[@redacted2497]

Elden ring NPC's verbally assaulting each other makes my day

[@Khobotov]

That *"IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR"* really hit hard on the meme nostalgia.

[@marchwhitlock6455]

This is why I follow Goldmask. He does not speak; he listens.

[@Dr._Elysium295]

"..."- the wise words of ever brilliant goldmask

[@Weirdaman]

T

[@Amikas117]

Can confirm, Shabriri had the right idea about being cautious of sorcery. I literally skipped phase 1 Mohg with Ranni's Dark Moon and Azur Comet.

[@iggytheincubus]

Considering that you can skip the entire Lord of Blood fight with Comet Azure and Terra Magicka, yeah Shabriri has a fucking point

[@thegk-verse4216]

"My lord, if a tarnished happened to be a feet worshipper, maybe you should consider stepping a bit closer to the do-" "BUT, MY DEAREST MIQUELLA"

[@TheBussyAnnihilator]

You are bad 😃

[@wylanvaneverick5359]

They can't be as maidenless as RoB or Moonveil builds

[@mohammadsaleem5990]

RoB is bleed build. That comes in Moghwyn territory.

[@wox3055]

RoB is not what is use to be and good bleed build claps moonvail. Also if u have weapon for parry it is very easy to parry both moonvail and RoB ash of war.

[@Christopher15096]

RoB is the problem, moonveil is just a somewhat more balanced version of it, its not that bad

[@metroplexprime9901]

@@mohammadsaleem5990 Not just that, Okina is a bloody finger. RoB was granted to him by Mohg with the promise that he would spill more blood, create more wounds.

[@ilovehotbbq5307]

RoB actually encourages you to melee now with its increased damage and not spam Corpse Pile which got nerfed. I dig it

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Corhyn: "Master, please, I implore you, defend the validity and sanctity of true Faith builds from these sacrilegious try-hards." Goldmask: "..." Corhyn: "*shocked gasp* Master, well retorted, though I am afraid my rhetoric might not do full justice to paraphrase the magnificence of your rejoinders, especially when they consider from which Marika´s natural pathway Mohg might have been born."

[@darkrot824]

Marika truly is a trooper, and she still pushed out another set of twins afterwards! God bless aMarika!

[@GunmetalRaven]

​@@darkrot824 Pushed implies that there was any friction or traction left. I mean she's literally gaping when you find her.

[@humorm4152]

If Shabriri is Reddit basement dwellers Varre is Genshit groomin kittens

[@darkanayer5867]

Reddit users vs discord mods

[@Afrochilla]

This is clear cut proof that Nycto gets maidens

[@gavinnewton0Big_G]

Fuck sorceries, me and all my homies hate sorceries

[@White-Mask-Varre]

agreed.

[@eldenlord5938]

I wanna see those feet while I spam glintstone pebble at you.

[@Sir_Saki]

Even Shabriri knows not to enrage sorcerer builds

[@Muha1421]

Vaati need to analyze this cut content ASAP. The lore behind it is unfathomable.

[@bloodyjester4284]

"We could be running Sorceries" I died.

[@Jonbuilds10]

This deserves more love

[@chilledkhaos]

Meanwhile gowry intending to spread the faith of scarlet rot

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

Well, I AM a maiden and I just use Whatever Kills Boss Fastest.

[@NyctoMusicTV]

So you summon meta players, gotcha

[@dynamicflashy]

@@NyctoMusicTV Marika forgive us if the boss targets them instead of the summons. Their 500 vigour build wouldn’t last.

[@pokekura1239]

Lol ranni's comet azur snipers strike again

[@reum411]

Do blaidd and maliketh next, feel like thats a good chemistry

[@coggnus9656]

Same occupation

[@vielvladimirvaldez6917]

These voices are scary accurate holy shit.

[@duskmike8526]

This is the conscience of a bleed build user fighting with itself.

[@Fathergasciogne]

but you forgot something varre. I AM NOT A SIMP FOR AN UDERAGED EMPYREAN

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

My frenzy-bleed guy just sitting in the corner wishing his parents would stop fighting.

[@professorfluff7441]

"IM FIRIN MA LASER!!!!" -average sorcery enjoyer

[@awesomezaucegames8826]

At least the Frenzied Flame gives us an ending, where's your dynasty of blood ending, Varre?

[@liammintz]

Golden order fundamentalists: “…”🗿

[@TREVORVADER]

I don’t even have words to describe how much I love this.

[@HeyItsJayDC]

Varre could make another Forge of the Giants with the roasts he's spitting.

[@joemamaenjoyer5262]

I love how this is lore accurate

[@Irishcrossing]

"Wow, the Golden Order is evil and dysfunctional. I should choose a new.... on second thought, Golden Order isn't so bad. Sure, it's got problems, but the other stuff are either terrifyingly bad or downright evil."

[@heronbirdbrain]

lol this is great

[@janerone7298]

Absolutely lovely

[@infamoussoul2346]

strength/faith builds are right here

[@edgarlozada3858]

Foot fetish is the true strength all along?!

[@thecrackman7649]

theres a reason miazaki made magic strong

[@devourerofbigmacs7858]

0:36 Varre calling somebody else NIHIList is quite ironic

[@haysertaichou]

AHAHHAAH! MAGIC

[@SugarSkullz17]

*SLAMS DEBIT CARD ON THE TABLE REPEATABLY* More of this please!

[@UwU-gm6ut]

Absolute gold! Never stop making that content!

[@Kazuhira2249]

varre sounds fucking pissed without the way he speaks in game with long words

[@robertsiems3808]

Im in love. Your channel is my favorite of all time now

[@figo3554]

Man I can't get enough of these

[@jonarhax3388]

Shabriri in this vid sounds like if moistcritikal was old + tried voice acting

[@axelmartinez2413]

Your content is always entertaining

[@mikaidaniels5107]

The frenzied flame does not Discriminate

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

Indeed it does not, for it kills everyone equally.

[@OscarofAstora69]

Those sorcerers are kind of messed up when it comes to those foot fetishes lol

[@croft.]

Drive-bying with comet on torrent

[@alinalisan3361]

This is canon too.

[@InspirationalStrudel-yn4kx]

0:23 okay but why is nobody commenting about this?? It literally rhymes so well "mace to your face"😂😂😂

[@LEGOMANIAC419]

That shoop da whoop at the end killed me.

[@mody1234]

BRO WE NEED DAILY EPISODES LMAO

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

10 sec is short for some... but not us, 10 second is enough to destroy anything that you love in the radius of everything you care about .

[@dannydanumba2619]

Damn that last part was a throwback for sure

[@sharow4968]

you definitely deserve more subs

[@sebastianguzman8628]

This is also canon

[@bandit2777]

This is genuine Gold.

[@Doktor_Lutscher]

I have a sword and shield. Feeling good.

[@LuckyRabbit234]

Tmw the Greater Will and Formless Mother had their champions team up to seal away the Frenzied Flame’s vassal because “F*ck that guy.”

[@docsanducezar]

Averrage Reddit user vs Discord moderator interaction

[@freyfalgan7585]

a like for you, good tarnished

[@TheTarnishedSandwich]

Another banger

[@amanthatlikesfromsoftware]

The sorcerer decides to not blow them apart using Comet Azur, and instead says "Hello, would any of you like to discuss the fascinating topic known as the Primeval Current?"

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

It could be worse for either of us we could be running sorceries

[@jysnunez2276]

The religious teacher discussing with the philosophy teacher:

[@elapeter]

That eas one very angry Renala there😂😂😂😂 That was her comest spell died in the Start with to little vogor to much on it to not recognise it😂😂😂.

[@RJLupin-xl6yf]

This video is a one shot build of itself, damn boi.

[@minchacaalex2125]

More of these two PLS!!!!!!!!!

[@eldenlord5938]

Omg yea my sorcerer dosent wear shoes, you got me lol

[@bbluva20]

AI cannot convey the emotions of Shabriri’s voice actor.

[@Indifferentloner]

This has to be the best elden ring parody ever made. It’d be great if gowry and Gideon were there too😂

[@-yhvh3982]

These are golden

[@SmolTerribleTornado]

My prot friend and I each time we meet each other in public.

[@hayder0034]

Ahh... may chaos take the world !

[@logrito631]

Where's my strength commune

[@maskimgalgo2046]

Not enough sas in varre voice

[@nietzschesncream8833]

This is amazing. I’m dying to know what program / site you used for the voices

[@TheRisky9]

It's cannon. It's in the lore.

[@jenaropaso7774]

Gracias estraño de internet por el video

[@ramonpaulinoii5286]

This is how I think all rival missionaries go about their quarrels lmao

[@deadsagara]

the end 🤣

[@futuristicbus61]

I love the idea that the lands between is divided into gang territory’s

[@TheSupremeSussy]

Never say that Big Chungus isn’t funny to Shabriri. Worst mistake of my life.

[@dartdevious561]

Fantastic punchline

[@skhighglitch4217]

When a Mormon and a Jehovahs Witness get into a Kerfuffle

[@G0dgrave]

This is brilliant "The meet up of the a-holes"

[@Wazzapzowski]

frenzied flame has the most fun incantations fight me

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

Ah, yes. The most fun incantations *that 9 times outta 10 can fucking hurt you if done too much.* You might as well be pulling Clarifying Boluses outta your ass if you wanna use 3 or 4 outta 5 of these kinda incantations.

[@Wazzapzowski]

sounds like a skill issue to me

[@AnimatorBlake]

You can never conquer the foot fetishist sorcerors. What are you gonna do? Put us under heel? Hmm?

[@spin6872]

0:40 he ain’t wrong

[@SilentTrek]

Been a long time since I heard a Shoop da Whoop,

[@Weirdaman]

Meanwhile me running around with Shabriri's Howl and RoB...