Gideon Ofnir talks about your tastes in women I Elden Ring Meme

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Ushak the Obvious

11 ай бұрын

this time he talks about Roderika, Hyetta, Millicent, Sorceress Sellen, Tanith, Finger Reader Enia, and Queen Marika.

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@markoklisuric1752 8 ай бұрын

Ngl, suprised to see Gideon is a man of culture in saying Marika is the better option than her daughters

@fogsster 5 ай бұрын

If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother.

@gustavomonteirorodrigues3554 5 ай бұрын

@@fogsstertruly the all-knowing

@johnnycracker640 4 ай бұрын

Some grim foreshadowing

@rohanshah7559 2 ай бұрын

I mean Ranni is a terrorist and Malenia has STDs, so Marika doesn’t have a high bar to clear

@Overlordough1201 11 ай бұрын

"Welcome to the club buddy." *[ DEATHBLIGHT ]*

@mccoolfriend6818 6 ай бұрын

This got me good. "My Crystal Ball in my Cabinet" Truly a Man of Culture

@Nemo12417 7 ай бұрын

Don't forget that Millicent also has the scarlet rot, so you'll have to constantly cast Flame Cleanse Me.

@swirlingvortex09 3 ай бұрын

We need to ask the quintessential question... "Who the hell is Senna?".

@meganobgutzkraka2398 8 ай бұрын

I do NOT want to imagine dung eater slapping my ass in a freindly manner...friendly dung eater is actually mroe worrying than psycho dung eater also i still stand with roderika, always thought her and hewg has a father daughter relationship if anything great vid tho

@adam622500 Ай бұрын

"And you'll have to hear she's the blade of miquella" 😂😂😂 true

@personname-fw9jq 9 ай бұрын

i strongly argue that alexander is the best girl

@Pablo_the_raccoon 4 ай бұрын

Shits real

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ай бұрын

This is the one true option that the game provides, although I must say there’s that one option with soft hands to talk about as well . . .

@caramelapple5022 5 ай бұрын

"Millicent only sees you as a friend." "Yeah. I know." "so . . . you won't try to date her?" "Nope." "So why do you keep bringing her up." "Because we're friends. We just have benefits!" "Shit you're right."

@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626 3 ай бұрын

Keep telling yourself that bro, keep telling yourself that. You’ll find out the hard way

@LocalHolehead 2 ай бұрын

@@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626Never trust anyone who calls you 'bro' despite never having heard of you before.

@Matthias_F. 11 ай бұрын

Man, this was an amazing ride!

@crudnom7090 11 ай бұрын

Like Marika and Radagon are both equally hot….

@anonymousmcanonymous3055 Ай бұрын

Me, who might be bisexual : "What about Miquella?" Gideon : "Three reasons. Too young, he's male, and his big sister." Me : "That's all?" Gideon : "And he's dead, I guess."

@Weedocto 10 күн бұрын

Mohg lester 445 secret account?

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER Ай бұрын

1:50 no she means I’m a big strong tarnished 😭 you can’t take that away from me

@tortue_ 4 ай бұрын

Of course the all knowing knows it is wise to play also the role of the maiden... LOL

@user-ur4sx9rb2y 3 ай бұрын

YO YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT RODERICA WRTF

@Sinhsseax 11 ай бұрын

Damn, I wonder if Hyetta only started choking so hard in Liurnia, because she realized, what the bananas she swallowed were.

@ChrisKetcherside 9 күн бұрын

And this is why I only made children with Lansax to secure a ally

@Avenday2013 11 ай бұрын

Ending is golden!

@franzvolkiersirran1119 2 ай бұрын

I say go for the Albanoric archer girl she will willingly become yours like literally become your summoning free willingly she want to be yours

@vndr9 3 ай бұрын

MC: It's not a problem, to be honest Gideon: Well, I'll take my words back for claiming thou're not down so bad

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER Ай бұрын

2:44 still not gonna stop me

@ivanvoloder8114 Ай бұрын

The Hayetta and Marika part.🤣🤣🤣

@heavy_hate5346 6 ай бұрын

You are damn magician 😂

@captainskipper6679 11 ай бұрын

Does he really say this I'm playing the game right now and apparently I missed all of this

@Megamind_5455 11 ай бұрын

This is hilarious 😂

@heavy_hate5346 6 ай бұрын

Switch roles for sure 😂😂😂👉🏻🎉 Holy f how could you even write this line?

@korgclips868 2 ай бұрын

im new to the game but i’m laughing my ass off trying to think if this is A.I or in the actual game

@0xlamon Күн бұрын

he didn't mention Renalla though.

@bigguy9579 2 ай бұрын

mommy Malenia... 😳😳😳

@darkdrifter_mirai 11 ай бұрын

Elden waifus

@ushaktheobvious8391 11 ай бұрын

oh yes

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER Ай бұрын

1:19 I think Millicent sees you as her savior not a friend I don’t think it would be hard to date Millicent just gotta be careful of that rotussy

@qirinezra432 5 ай бұрын

I’m more of a Rennala guy

@shreetus9092 11 ай бұрын

Aight man I’m gonna be honest here………. Thumbnail sauce?

@easytiger6570 9 сағат бұрын

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing

@tortue_ 4 ай бұрын

Why not see the all knowing talk about the men of elden ring, some certain people would appreciate that

@l.o.v.e-sick5330 3 ай бұрын

Exactly!Everyone talks about women, but how 'bout we talk about men? If this all-knowing asshole starts shittalking my lovable little omen, then may Gods that dwell beyond the stars have mercy on him, for I will not.

@Eric6761 3 ай бұрын

@@l.o.v.e-sick5330Mohg: We don't talk about it Miquella: Absolutely not a option Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse Radahn: He's an good choice unless he's in the scarlet rot corruption Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place Godrick: It's not even a option Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch

@l.o.v.e-sick5330 3 ай бұрын

@@Eric6761 Also, adding to my previous response, Morgott has his summoned weapons and Mohg had created Blood oath incantations. What I'm saying is that they can probably teach some more of these to you, and same goes for Radagon, especially considering he studied not only incantations, but also sorceries. Likewise, Rykard brought Gelmir hexes back into use as magma sorcery and Radahn was a master of gravity magic. They can probably teach you too. Combine pleasant with useful, so to say.

@l.o.v.e-sick5330 3 ай бұрын

@@Eric6761 Oh, shut up "Mohg: We don't talk about it Godrick: It's not even a option" Why not? "Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse" Friendly reminder that just like Radahn wasn't always a rotting corpse-eating psycho, Rykard wasn't always a snake. And, considering what we know about him, I doubt you will see him as "little brother". "Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place" Did you wanted to say logistics? Anyway, if it means I can date Morgott, then I don't give a fuck. I'll find how to deal with it. "Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch" Oh, I doubt he is this bad, especially if you adhere to the Golden Order. The worst he can do is divorce you because his other half told him to. In conclusion: Oh, shut up. And you talked only the demigods, when there are also Varre, Godfrey, Diallos and others. And even then you forgot Godwyn. He probably was great before getting stabbed and becoming a vegetable fish, ya know.