15. [60 FPS] Von Kaiser (Title Defense) - Punch-Out!! (Wii)

[@suna845]

Von Kaiser: Goes through intense mental training to overcome his cowardice, and boosts his physical abilities and ego to become a better fighter Disco Kid: dance lessons

[@sour3000]

😂😂💯

[@Dinoman972]

King Hippo: Manhole

[@acetrainerarjun821]

Because Nintendo Logic!

[@donathan2933]

Mlg_noob5003 DickTheOne not me. They the two weakest boxers and they now a threat

[@Juario06]

*Soda Popinski:* drink's a special soda

[@microwavehelicopter2708]

Fun fact: Von Kaiser yells 'COMBAT BOOTS!' when running into the stage, this is likely a PG 13 way for him to say "BLITZKRIEG!" in the game.

[@IhavenoballsandImustscream]

Bruh he is a ww1 soldier not a ww2

[@JohnnicusStevicus]

Anime logic: yelling makes you stronger Punch out logic: getting a haircut makes you stronger

[@YapyYap]

Yeah true xD

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Also, therapy.

[@saltysteambags4603]

Stardust Masochist and dance lessons apparently

[@donathan2933]

Henry’s dumb Videos Von Kaiser and Mr. Sandman got stronger just by getting a haircut

[@brandongreene2398]

So Von Kaiser is All Might?

[@zelch4248]

1:57 Am I the only one that thinks this attack sounds satisfying?

[@santsa9042]

The classic shotgun

[@seriouslyretarded6110]

I love that attack and the character itself

[@CarbonComp]

trench shotgun

[@kaigriffin5654]

No

[@flyingicicles9903]

Nope it sounds dope don’t it?

[@CpnGame]

When he winds up, listen for that lock-and-load sound effect... if he doesn't make it, he's trying to fake you out.

[@saret4647]

Cap'n Game that's awesome

[@leilanpad9638]

solid advice here

[@genkugames9616]

Same happens with real weapons at a Chinese market

[@kingcookie9777]

@@genkugames9616 ._.

[@velvet1371]

Thanks for the advice Doc.

[@franilovic4139]

1:53 i bet that caught at least half of the players off guard

[@wilrodrigues.]

Maybe

[@APotentialFish]

It’s a one shot attack

[@wilrodrigues.]

@@APotentialFish we know

[@estrelaplatinada6506]

​@@wilrodrigues.Maybe what? But it is.

[@JaiP108]

So somehow the military haircut gave him a confidence boost and now he's strong and everything? Ok then.

[@divinity1984]

jaipathak108 I Was Wondering The Same Thing...

[@guidosprangers8601]

ME TOO

[@Yeyo-gg2db]

Fallout logic

[@adwadswadsda8458]

it's because he is close to beat his post traumatic stress, by trying to pretend to be in the past.

[@sour3000]

@@adwadswadsda8458 woah that's deep😯

[@pawiler1080]

Everyone before the first round: taunt or a threat Von Kaiser: *COMBAT BOOTS*

[@blankmcblankpart6972]

If you're wondering how he got better by a haircut, it's actually: The reason Von Kaiser is a wimp is because he has PTSD flash backs of the war, while in TD he puts it aside to win the title.

[@miguelgarcia6170]

So he has post stressed

Was it not caused by groin-punching kids?

[@ratenthusiast6763]

The PTSD is from the lil’ kids. His obsession with beating Mac says it all

[@ADcommenter]

He clearly went insane, the only thing keeping him from boxing to his fullest potential is his sanity

[@Im_Real_Napoleon_I_swear_9274]

Wehrmacht Commander or Officer as Doc said he's an Fighting Instructor from WW2

[@neku-fn8dq]

God i love his punch with the voiceline "AAAAAAAAAATTACKE!!!" Its so satisfying

[@Chem.Baroness]

,,Das ist Boxen Little Mac und kein Tantenkaffee!" Best Thing Von Kaiser ever said

[@SilentDragonite149]

"This is Boxing, Little Mac, not tea time with your Aunt!"

[@pinxelated2799]

@@SilentDragonite149 Kaffee actually means coffee, not tea.

[@autobitch7993]

Pinxelated its tea

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

@@pinxelated2799 it is tea. I don't remember what the term for coffee is if there is one

[@pinxelated2799]

@@michaelbreckshot6589 @Yobama is here Really? Well, thanks for correcting me, i guess.

[@velvet1371]

Imagine you're all psyched up and ready to fight but you just hop into the ring and yell "COMBAT BOOTS"

[@coolbark4376]

Von Kaiser’s uppercut sounds like a shotgun

[@nobunny9362]

Almost all his animations have mechanical sounds to them. He's based on German engineering.

[@filmmotiveprince8746]

I believe it is

[@coolbark4376]

Neat

[@xoticplayz242]

Not uppercut his ultimate move is a haymaker

[@coolbark4376]

@@xoticplayz242 there is his uppercut and his haymaker both sound like a shotgun

[@aster0781]

FOOLS, GERMAN BOXING IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

[@DerWaidmann_]

Marcus SEKAI ICHIII!

[@fatmatweedell7747]

It’s very refined, should I say?

[@theovermindtm]

German Fists out of *KRUPPSTAHL!!!*

[@saltysteambags4603]

Von Kaiser died in the battle of Stalingrad, but German science brought him back to life

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

Salty Steambags as German I am pretty sure We could do that

[@thescorpionplayer]

Honestly when he's defeated I can't help but feel bad for the guy. He seems very sad and weakened by this loss, and probably feels worthless.

[@normanzhang7189]

exactly what i was thinking

[@FoodPepsi]

I sometimes cry when i see his defeated stance

[@Isernex]

same, I don't know why I sympathize with this guy so much, it's weird

[@local_rp3969]

he remembered the experience he had, getting shame from other German soldiers for some cowardice in the WW1

[@the_pac_attack6376]

1:55 I like this part a lot so I’m saving it here to remember

[@Top1Awesome]

AAAAAAATACKAAAAAAAA

[@dominictoretto7412]

the absolute devastation of that hit for a first timer tho

[@tophattedseashell6187]

This guy is a perfect character, he has literal training on his hands and he's a boxing trainer, which would of made him on the major circuit, and also he gives a tutorial on faking and how to counter it, better than Glass joe. Also, he actually has strength, pretty impressive for a 42 year old who can't even take punches from 10-12 year olds. (I wasted my time describing this guy and his strengths.)

[@RoarkeIsBored]

Yeah too bad he’s the second boxer you fight

[@zaidhernandez4601]

I mean glass joe is pretty muscular, just not as much as everyone else

[@thebus3181]

What I find funny is that it says he weighs 144 because he definitely weights more

[@terrariangolden6985]

von kaiser can't even do boxing, the max age for boxing is 39

[@terrariangolden6985]

@Otneimica yes, but it is an rule break

[@spacelad9543]

1:54 instant right hook

[@georggross1232]

0:47 KAMPFSTIEFEL!!!

[@GGamerLiam]

combat boots

[@jansen868]

How the people in Germany say hello: *KAMPFSTIEFEL*

[@LinucNerd]

And that's how WW2 accidentally started... The Germans only wanted to say hi ):

[@Chem.Baroness]

Not Racist xD (I'm from German) In German Hello is ,,Hallo"

[@salamisandwichletsplay4416]

xITOBii hast du den Sarkasmus nicht bemerkt?

[@kjetil_vb8309]

xITOBii it's the same as in The Netherlands

[@Chem.Baroness]

I know

[@fatmatweedell7747]

*gun cocking followed by whirring* *in German* “Ha ha, I fooled you!” *misses* “Oh oh! Owaagh!”

[@daoswaldplushie1316]

"Would you hit your best friend for $1,000,000?" Girls: NO I LOVE MY BESTIE!!!! Boys: 1:54

[@randyflores3876]

Little Mac: wins fight but is struggling to stand up right and breathe Doc Louis outta nowhere: hE CAn ALWayS TAKE A whoOPEn

[@KC_Garcia]

Me: German Precision You: *WiNdMiLl*

[@Notusingthisaccountanymore1]

1:55 is my favorite moment

[@sovi3tsupr3me93]

I like his attack after him getting knocked out he just stands up then does a instant death attack. (overhand or backhand)

[@tnnt1263]

Von Kaiser is a robot, change my mind. His movements are jittery, and he makes clanging, ticking, and metallic sounds.

[@awesomeau121]

Do robots get easily hurt by kids?

[@SQUIRKY10]

​@@awesomeau121 not exactly

[@dripcicle]

not a robot.

[@handlemyd-]

That's like saying trauma isn't real

[@00_BRUHH]

"This is boxing little mac! Not tea time wih your aunt!" Epic

[@LoborianProductions]

Ngl, I love almost all the characters in this video game and seeing them being that shattered after losing is actually painful :(

[@guywhoateallthepizza1031]

People don't really understand just how much a confidence boost can do for a person

[@sonicgamingfan7055]

1:55 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTACKAAAA!*

[@teamtrivettrules.2011]

Translations. 0:47 *COMBAT BOOTS!* 0:58 Not here! 1:03 Boots! 1:09 Haha, fooled you! 1:56 *AAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTAAAAAACK!!!!* 2:05 You got a screw loose? 2:25 Me? German precision! You? *Windmill!* 4:51 This is BOXING, Little Mac, NOT A TEA PARTY!

[@leilanpad9638]

this is my favorite boxer tbh

[@KaosAlex]

Same

[@Dogasupreme]

Doc reminds me of Big Smoke

[@Adrian.R850]

TD Von Kaiser cut his hair and became stronger. He's like a reverse Samson.

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

There is a English-speaking character every 3 fighters

[@fatmatweedell7747]

Every *two* fighters, actually. The order of nationalities goes;French, German, *New Yorker,* African, Japanese, *Canadian (Salmon Arm),* Indian, Spanish, *Irish (Dublin),* Russian (Previously of the U.S.S.R. Look at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out), Turkish, *Floridan (Hollywood Star),* and then *a Pennsylvanian.*

[@caraccident5357]

@@fatmatweedell7747 Kind of late to tell you, but Super Macho man is from Cali not Florida

[@xxspicytacoxx1861]

Disco kid, Bear hugger, Aran Ryan, Mr sandman Alrighty then- Edit: I forgot about Super Macho Man But that ruins the line of "every two or three boxers" Because you have Super Macho right before Mr. Sandman

[@jomuffins6551]

1:56-1:58 was brutal XD

[@filmmotiveprince8746]

It's definitely brutal, But a very cool move

[@zaidhernandez4601]

@@filmmotiveprince8746 yeah, a very cool move... definitely wouldn't use it in real life(or at least not scream before it) unless I was already winning the fight.....or maybe desperation

[@alfonsoinigoa.jimenez7365]

Never mess with the German boxers.

[@THE_Mirage]

@@zaidhernandez4601 if the guy was already dazed and confused *I would 100% do this*

[@zaidhernandez4601]

@@THE_Mirage yeah, that would be a awesome finisher

[@2111darkboy]

Haha I love Von Kaiser's "Ich glaube ich hab eine Schraube locker", after little mac gets up after being knocked down lol

[@fatmatweedell7747]

I just like to interpret it as “Shop-shop eshurbaloosh?” because it sounds funnier. Anyway, does the German you typed *actually* sound like what he says? Not trying to be rude.

[@kapitanbach7411]

@@fatmatweedell7747 yes, it means "got a screw loose?" Or "I have a screw loose!"

[@Dummigame]

@@fatmatweedell7747 (i) think I've got a screw loose!

[@user-dl2qu6me8z]

Von kaiser:AHHHHHHH TA KAI little Mac:*knock out* Me:LOOOOOOOOL

[@profboneprofdry2373]

ATTACKE NOT AHHHHHHH TA KAI

[@QuasarKnightGaming]

Luke da boss Yes the big fuckin gunshot noise makes it so good

[@tengudwn57]

QuasarKnight That sweet ass pump shotgun

[@B1992Nick]

@@profboneprofdry2373 i think he said AHHHHH ATTACKA!!!!

[@themysteriousyoutubeguy3157]

In English he shouts AAAAAAAAATACK

[@JabaCoyote]

So... Does every German person just screams *"Combat Boots"* when introducing themselves?

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

Yes!

[@afterdex3810]

@@PKpanzerkrieger ach Panzi

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

@@afterdex3810 Of course!

[@afterdex3810]

@@PKpanzerkrieger was soll das denn jetzt

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

@@afterdex3810 Was soll Baum?

[@shayzysmash8140]

6:51 How we'll all feel once the pandemic is over.

[@NineGenaizys]

I actually felt like that when the pandamic ended And Von Kaiser's defeat stance was how I felt when I had to go to school again (it was like almost an year ago but still)

[@southstar448]

The downed theme is just perfect

[@thatonedude05]

1:54 Von Kaiser's OHKD attack. Literally sounds like a gun firing.

[@greygivens9489]

Very clean footage thumbs up 👍

[@tadeogomez7303]

I just love his "Uh oh!" It's just so cute, for some reason.

[@conntoons_4848]

Punch out Logic: Haircuts make you better and boxing

[@sour3000]

Or maybe he just trained harder and he just decided to cut his hair...🤔😂

[@nobunny9362]

Well, it is a military haircut.

[@jaxenperez6443]

Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine, mein Name? Von Kaiser! best FCKN boxer

[@dcx_6412]

1:55 mac you good there bud

[@noobythings]

He almost got beheaded by an overhand spin attack the force of a shotgun. Do you think he's okay?

[@dcx_6412]

@@noobythings shoot

[@zoomgames123]

I like how his uppercuts sound like gun shots

[@normieparanga-natividad6888]

Me: german presicion! You: windmill! *LOL*

[@aturough5222]

That didn't even made sense

[@aturough5222]

@*Meme Lord* i dont get that one

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Come on, it's not that hard to get. He says that his strikes are precise like fine german machinery while little mac waves his arms around like a windmilll

[@321pinkaholic]

Or his AAAAAATACKA moved like a wind mill

[@top1percenthater]

Dimension XV At 2:25 you can kinda understand it

[@blaa6]

I'm glad you're not going for Star Punches immediately. I'd savor fighting Von Kaiser as he's a worthy opponent.

[@stardustmotion]

1:55 german science is the greatest in the world moment

[@0knothing443]

I love how his slower attacks sound like a combat rifle

[@meghanmayko9470]

I get your anger... but... was the haircut neccasary?

[@El_Presidente173]

yes it helps him look badass

[@friedwater6519]

Standard German Haircut

[@fatmatweedell7747]

It’s a crew cut: a standard army hairstyle. So you don’t look like a hippie!

[@terminat1]

Necessary.

[@mysta9656]

It's to help him with his PTSD that was the main reason he lost the last fight (Atleast that's what he thought). He made himself look like he did in the past so he can feel like the children that caused it never encountered him.

[@offscreen6578]

Doc's comment after the fight needs more attention. Hilarious 4th-wall breaking.

[@_fiddleton_]

the charge that von kaiser did was so sick!

[@thatpersononyt2848]

He is like a ticking time bomb with trick up his sleeve

[@neotheshadowwarrior4082]

That right hook sound is epic

[@alfonsoinigoa.jimenez7365]

Timestamp: 1:16 Edit: oops I mean't 1:56

[@megadrax0838]

1:55 Kaiser Special Move

[@SilentDragonite149]

*KAMPSTIEFEL!!!*

[@Lichtmeta]

actually that means battle boots,but in his first fight he says "Achtung!"which means attention or caution

[@SilentDragonite149]

Game Geek "Achtung!" means "Attention!" "Kampfstiefel!" means "Combat boots!"

[@joseiiijimenez372]

+SmokeW33dEveryDay hey quick question do you agree with me on this. i feel like when you beat them in contender mode they get buried but when you beat them again in challenge mode they all get really buried while glass joe gats really really super buried it feels like they got buried but glass joe got really really buried.

[@joseiiijimenez372]

i made a mistake on my comment i said the same word repeating.

[@alchemykamishiro]

Hiryu the Dragonite BOOMZ

[@SuperSky101406]

1:56 top 10 anime comebacks

[@culebron2007]

1:56 me on a monday before he adds "TTTAKU!" and does the spim

[@supergames4478]

1:56 aaaaattackkka!!!

[@jonandewey5367]

Does his “ATTAKEN” move one shot you?

[@nobunny9362]

Yes. It will take you down in one hit, but it can easily be avoided by moving to either side.

[@HeyWh]

It's Actually: AAAATTACKA!

[@zaidhernandez4601]

@@nobunny9362 it has to the opposite way

[@radec4223]

Its actually: AAATTACKE!

[@noobythings]

*ªªªªAAAAAAAAAAATTACKEEEEEEEeee!* *skull crushing sound*

[@FakeEgg]

Von Kaiser: Me: German precision, you: windmill! Von Kaiser 2 seconds later: * starts violently twitching and shaking *

[@facemcshooty6602]

His voice is amazing

[@Im_Real_Napoleon_I_swear_9274]

4:41 "AHHHHHH ATAKAAAAA"

[@SargonPG3D]

Von Kaiser when challenged by Mac: Mommy! Von Kaiser when challenging Mac: AAAAAATACKE

[@falcolom]

Doc: Hey, kid, tell me something... Isn't it past your bedtime? Ha ha! Don't worry; I won't tell... LOL

[@mat6184]

He is my favorite character..

[@Pardroid]

I like how his taunt when Mac is down, he just move to the left then back to the same position.

[@goksenyenersoy8852]

1:56 i like how mac falls down

[@conntoons_4848]

I always crack up whenever little Mac’s whole body rotates from a strong blow

[@FusedBaseSaiyan]

I like Von Kaiser!

[@bestevie311]

1:55 The only OHKO in the game, by the way.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

Bull rush and title defence macho clothesline (only title defence)

[@poweredvoltage3213]

It's not a ohko you can survive it at full health

[@conntoons_4848]

@@poweredvoltage3213 Do you mean the triple clothesline or the singular clothesline?

[@poweredvoltage3213]

In title defence macho when he does the triple a the first hit can knock out down at full health but with contender it takes multiple from full health to knock you down

[@jeffreybattthebillyhatcherboi]

0:45 COMBAT BOOTS!!

[@Theguywithwrizz]

1:55 ATTACKKKKKKKK

[@mfahy0718]

He's the German version of Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons.

[@NormalVillain19]

von kaiser is a tool in the game to teach people that not all opponents will be as easy as glass joe.

[@PrestoChango0913]

When "Von Kaiser" said, *"Zone-H"* (I.D.K. what he said, B.T.W.) He sounds like he saying, *"Some of this"*

[@comandanthertz4400]

1:55 *HOW DID A SHERMAN TANK FELT BEING SHOOT BY A TIGER TANK AT WW2* (Also, Von kaiser is the only guy who has a one shoot punch in the whole game 🇩🇪👊)

[@sumbreebro]

Doesn't Macho Man have his triple spin move?

[@squid-ink2628]

"COMBAT BOOTS!"

[@franilovic4139]

Imagine if you stepped on his boots after he polished them

[@handlemyd-]

Don Flamenco

[@aranryan4903]

when von kaiser said “AAAATTACKKKKK”

[@RapidRiley722]

If von Kaiser hits you with his Kaiser spin attack even with full health your going down no questions asked

[@noobythings]

insta-death

[@SackboyLBP]

You're*

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

1:57 a dude called me fat idiot... I did that to them

[@0knothing443]

How much you hand hurt after that?

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

@@0knothing443 it hurt a lot after that

[@noobythings]

Dude got his skull and brain liquified the moment it hit

[@Chem.Baroness]

I can't speak German. ,,Haha Reingefallen!" Ich kann wirklich Deutsch / I really can speak german

[@roderrickgaming9949]

Das ist ein guter witz ;)

[@anonymousdoggo1537]

Jaet!

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

"Haha, I fooled you"

[@Mattbuddy0947]

Kann mir jemand sagen was er da sagt 1:04 weil ich höre immer Puns

[@Chem.Baroness]

@@Mattbuddy0947 Bums! Not a real word, more like an expression

[@p_swag_0098]

When Von Kaiser gets knocked down, he leads his next move with that killer spinning punch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhiteFangofWar]

Kaiser, meet oblivion.

[@dispensergaming4503]

Von Kaiser is my favorite

[@ShasOSwoll]

1:56 how to get 3 infractions in one punch: 1: No turning your back to your opponent 2: No striking with the flat of your fist 3: No overhand strikes

[@winterfrite]

1:30 rip no hit run

[@manfredvonkarma_0001]

"So nich'!"

[@fatmatweedell7747]

I think it’s more of “So wie nicht!”, as to be German for “Not like that!”

[@Chris-gx1ei]

A German Boxer being like a Dude from Military? As a German myself I would have expected any cliche everyone tells about us but not this 😅

[@marcelkirch6805]

But why is He saying "KAMPFSCHUHE!"

[@xd-iv9uh]

1:33 beautiful

[@brady.widlake]

Von Kaiser's haircut power reminds me of that *regular show episode* (death kwon do) anyone else watch that?

[@feepentertainment6752]

Too bad he isn't wearing cutoffs.

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

“Combat boots!!!”

[@TotPocket]

Yall think his role model is Mr. Sandman? His flat top is kinda a dead giveaway...

[@randomolisher]

I love his sound effects

[@FrogInShorts]

How is this man 6ft tall full of muscle and weighs 144lbs,

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

Kaiser: COMBAT BOOTS!!