Whitest Kids U' Know: We Live In Garbage

A bakery called Sahara DESSERTS?! Now this I gotta see.
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[@Krawurxus]

I just want to know more about that dystopian theocracy he's living in in his head.

[@chillemdafoe1738]

Unironically same

[@NielsMulvad]

Yeah, who knows what goes on in the guys head, he doesn't even see the cameras! I do hope debasing day went well.

[@spencerlukay5809]

Just wait a little bit, that could be our future of our overlords try hard enough.

[@John_McDonnell]

Soon, the rise of the Imperial Dynasty of America and the crowning of the king, his mad majesty Hildred de Calvados Castaigne, will ensure we all live in the reality in his head, whear flaps the xanthous scalloped tatters of the One True King. Suicide booths in the park! Few lines, no waiting!

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

His daughter chased after him. It's the shopkeeper who is not seeing the cameras.

[@declinetostate938]

"Sahara desserts" was my favorite part.

[@michaeluhlir9009]

Holy shit I just got that....brilliant

[@zumis1011]

huh, that went right over my head until now, seeing it spelled out

[@MrTimequake]

I still don't get it.

[@michaeluhlir9009]

@@MrTimequake Sahara is a desert in Africa....a dessert is like ice cream or cake that you eat after dinner. So the restaurant Is named Sahara and they serve desserts...its a play on words

[@MrTimequake]

@@michaeluhlir9009 so it's a desert dessert? Like they have no desserts?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"Oooohhh that motherf*cker! He tried to kill me! HE TRIED TO KILL ME!" Is literally the best line in the entire show. Zach absolutely nailed it.

[@sp3cialed1]

This is just walking in LA wouldn't be surprised if they heard the entire conversation play out and just recreated it

[@Sad_King_Billy]

They've got experience from L.A. and NYC lol

[@sp3cialed1]

@@Sad_King_Billy facts

[@thearchivalist8179]

Nah, this is just a reenactment of Sam and his family.

[@shakesmccracken6456]

@@thearchivalist8179 MA ain't that bad...maybe

[@FrodoMcNuggets]

They must be time travelers. This was filmed over 10 years ago

[@brownyuio]

I still say “THEY CALL ME BUGS HAIR” at least once a week.

[@TheProfessionalAmateur91]

You sir, are a hero amongst men. Stay gold.

[@ledomc2007]

Oh look, boring reddit kids found out about WKUK

[@Xeroforte]

@@ledomc2007 Well the WKUK are pretty active on Reddit so

[@Nick_J_]

Trevor is wrong, that’s the best ending

[@cryptidproductions3160]

It's makes for an interesting subversion because WKUK skits can be so batshit insane that you just kind of accept everything he described happened until the curveball ending revealing he's a delusional bum The little girl being real and the unanswered question of where she came from just adds to the surrealness

[@fer-pololono1436]

they exist

[@fallouthirteen]

@@cryptidproductions3160 Like when he pulled out the phone, there was a 50/50 it was that or saying something to confirm the story like "yes your holiness, I ran him off from here too just like you ordered."

[@Karlwasright]

This one's my all time favorite. I love how despite the verbal abuse the little girl is loyal to the homeless man for some reason.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NemoTheDude]

What's she going to do? Move out of the streets?

[@randomsimpson]

@@NemoTheDude Most women never do. At least not for long

[@John_McDonnell]

It's called Helsinki Syndrome and Charles Manson invented it.

[@endopol]

My personal theory is that the imaginary family was supposed to hide at the end, but the little girl broke off when she saw Zach run.

[@CaptainPancakes]

"Ohhh, that mothafucka, HE TRIED TO KILL ME!" Probably in my top 5 for WKUK lines.

[@Darrylopogas]

RIP Trevor, your comedic genius will be forever missed. 😞💔

[@Zanaki113]

why rip?

[@Larsholden702]

@@Zanaki113 he died in an accident on august 6.

[@Zanaki113]

@@Larsholden702 I'm actually depressed about it, I had no idea. :(

[@Larsholden702]

@@Zanaki113 ye. It's terribly sad. 😞

[@LokiOdinssnn]

@@Larsholden702 the feds killed him

[@ghostflxwer]

"and FUCKFACE over there" still kills me 🤣

[@PierceMD]

Good job samaritan for caring about the safety of a little girl.

[@L1qhts]

Still, don't call the cops. ACAB

[@baltazarriosdelbarco4230]

@@L1qhts Jesus christ, y'all always like that? Damn, rent free

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

She was asking for it lets be honest.

[@judethenekogamer3651]

@@JarthenGreenmeadow lmfao maybe hes a grapist you never know

[@allighast9714]

Those things are worth alot of money

[@MrThisucks]

“Honey, you can only wash your hands like three times a day im struggling here...”

[@kibakim]

that guy survive eating tar toast every day

[@forestreader]

why would you offer me that

[@kibakim]

@@forestreaderook man, i don't know who you are i dont know what your deal is , im just gonna leave

[@SlowedSonics]

I have made the mistake of quoting this sketch out of context to people who I have never talked with about WKUK

[@zakunick1]

Don’t call coworkers “Bugs Hair”.

[@deuterium2718]

For the last time Bill, the screaming homeless man is a figment of your imagination, get help

[@someone7554]

This what happens when you hire someone just because he saved you from your friend that turned into Zombie

[@neillcoetzer9133]

Man I'm happy to see this in HD

[@Gl-my8fw]

Ik its nice to actuallybe able to see it properly

[@CaptainPancakes]

How you gonna have a sketch without Sam where nearly every character is yelling?

[@FrankDickerstein]

Sam played the little girl

[@crispnhollow7300]

"JUST DO THE DISHES".

[@PageandPlant4Life]

I'm not finished!!!!Daronnn

[@zumis1011]

PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!

[@wadereuty1991]

@@PageandPlant4Life One of my favorites! hahaha Well, and Slow Jerk lol They're tied for 1st

[@youstayclassysd10]

Every few months I'll get Zach's delivery of "ohhhh, dat mothafucka, he tried to kill me!" stuck in my head and have watch this again

[@andrewjacob1306]

I watched this so many times before realizing and exclaiming outloud at 1:20 "OMG HE'S GOT A JIZZLE!!!!"

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Please do Old folks home next.

[@privatesgooglekonto7638]

You got an prescription for what? … OxyContin!?

[@privatesgooglekonto7638]

When I wrote this comment the world was a better place

[@MaxxdOut313]

This is a top 5 WKUK sketch and honestly one of my favorite sketches of any show! Top notch stuff!

[@gearsofwood]

I don't ever comment on videos but guys, if you are reading comments, this is my favorite sketch you guys have made. Thank you for being amazing.

[@johnmurdoch3083]

This sketch goes from being funny to hilarious in the last 5 seconds

[@UltravioletNomad]

One of the few sketches with a solid closing line, and one of my favorites overall

[@andyk192]

2:07 I only just noticed that there was almost a car accident in the background of this one.

[@thomasminarchickjr.7355]

Can’t believe the news about Trevor. So sad

[@Copperhead1121]

Hell yes! One of my favorite skits!!

[@edgaralanfrog]

I’ve always loved the name of the shop

[@tommydonahue924]

Bring back WKUK!

[@j_a_m_e_s_]

It is.

[@christopherboydandmartinsc9322]

Bring back Trevor!

[@Mecha_Hitler]

@@christopherboydandmartinsc9322 We're trying we used the necronomicon but it may be too late

[@lilmissgearhead]

I love this sketch so much

[@HorribleHomeVideo]

@01:54 always catches me off gaurd and gets me to laugh out loud happier and with my mouth open more

[@thehardrockhippie7118]

Fan theory: the dog he’d let out is the Invisble Dog.

[@iGame3D]

Soap companies hate this one trick!

[@darkklown06]

I loved watching WKUK it's awesome to see it on here

[@snipe4lllife]

Gotta do kid beer

[@shadowknight1121]

KID BEER IS WORTHLESS ITS NOTHING!

[@snipe4lllife]

@@shadowknight1121 not to kids though

[@shadowknight1121]

@@snipe4lllife but baby beer…🤑

[@whatsoup]

love the wes anderson-y style of the first half

[@Gurtington]

Written and directed by M. Night. Shayamalan.

[@nonlineark]

Reminds me of "Kids in the Hall" a bit. I like it

[@IcarusHollow]

Super loving seeing you guys in action again as of late. Could you guys please try to do motorcycle momma's on here eventually? I'd love to see the "talk about" video. That sketch just had so many layers as time went on, and I lose it every time.

[@IcarusHollow]

@The Johnnie Walker no shit. Was that comment even necessary?

[@jacksonlysinger4854]

Crazy how jammed packed this sketch is with pure comedic genius

[@fukkkkkkkk]

I remember first watching this and cackling at “Sahara Desserts” and also “Bugs Hair” hahahaha.

[@Vinseenit]

The way Zach says mutha fucka is hilarious

[@TheProfessionalAmateur91]

Who are the 6 stupid, tasteless, poor individuals who disliked this video. Probably the baker. But that’s only one

[@SlowedSonics]

Maybe some of the authorities Trevor called, some annoyed customer’s of Sahara Desserts, the little girls parents. Idk

[@SubPablum]

You don't have to listen to the king anymore, we replaced him with a 4 to 8 year dictator. Um, I see it's not much different. Generally kings go 4 to 8 before being poisoned or stabbed or die from V.D.

[@ProductionsByRayne]

2:07 was that almost an accident? :0

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

This one is really really good

[@codyshelton3601]

They call me bugs hair!!!

[@rumpleforeskin5064]

Was that new? First time I've seen this. I love it

[@lukethechampion169]

this sketch is amazing

[@delix787]

Rip Trevor Moore! 🖤

[@swagmasteryolo6259]

This looks like an amazing show

[@smikusko]

LOL. Zach looked truly demented. :)

[@KenSamaGomenasai]

You guys should do a reunion season. Bring back WKUK!

[@Mecha_Hitler]

They had been doing that stuff but it sounds like its on halt for a little bit after trevor passed

[@jackshyt4]

@@Mecha_Hitler Half life? lmao.. its over.

[@SirPukesAlot]

I'm so glad we don't have to watch this at 780 from someone that recorded off there tv

[@cryptidproductions3160]

Those weren't TV rips The official WKUK just kind of uploaded them in that quality and bounced for some bizarre reason until they started reuploading in HD recently alongside the guys commentary vblogs

[@SirPukesAlot]

@@cryptidproductions3160 i know its nice to see the video clear instead of 780 tho

[@nevermore1570]

Are these new episodes even if not I love this

[@DeathProof132]

Fuck I forgot how much I love this skit lmao!

[@lilsmith22]

SOMEBODY DIDNT BOW HAHAHA

[@Chronochrome]

i can't wait for the Greek Sketch and the Dumb Newscast

[@liateRdnalkcoB]

The Mall Bitches sketch, right?

[@kappacake3147]

I so fucking miss watching this on TV. You think you guys will ever talk about the squirrel jumping through the sun roof sketch?

[@grendelum]

so weird seeing this in anything better than 480p... frelling funny sketch

[@700pierwizard4]

I miss yall

[@koreywilliams4570]

Group of guys find a big ass spider in a house and flip out trying to kill it and it jumps onto different things and people during the encounter.

[@jkbenedict]

i want to buy every episode and bonus materials. big ups, trevor moore. us humans are suffering with your passing.

[@naten.paquin1443]

I miss these, fellas.

[@danielray1484]

That's stockton alright.

[@Q269]

This time... Whole new connotations

[@bulljuggalo]

rip trevor moore

[@ToonEditor2001]

0:47 That's totally something Anne Boonchuy would say if she'd gone back to school after returning from Amphibia.

[@Austintatious]

I really miss these guys and their show.

[@Madhouse_Media]

Im just happy Zack's character from Gallon of PCP finally got to meet Bill.

[@rickyrhodes9008]

Holy shit...

[@Beefcake3853]

The BEST thumbnail

[@wuhanfriedbat3776]

Oh man, he must really hate that mothafawkah dog 🤣

[@themecoptera9258]

IM TALKING TO THE CAMERAS

[@davidcarp1034]

Sahara desserts lol

[@pooppoop4805]

1:17 I can't help but notice he's holding the Jizzle

[@Gurtington]

I have not seen this one. Thank you very kindly, Wcuck. This one was especially fucking gross.

[@dogchaser520]

I reached level 4 laugh which overrules level 3 boisterous laugh with its thudding, occasionally collapsing counterpart.

[@ZOneAGE]

Sahara Desserts

[@jremington123]

Still in my top 3 sketches.

[@RolePlayingGuy]

Baller

[@lonhoriuchu]

Just a typical day in Los Angeles, Portland and San Francisco.

[@jumpedscarab9444]

So good 😂😂

[@purpleheartsofficial]

they call me bugs hair hahaha

[@jeramieshoe837]

Finally, something I haven't seen.

[@ZackeTheBrute]

It started out shaky but stuck the landing. XD

[@catsopi]

Good realism they implemented by the shopkeeper asking him to keep it down instead of asking him to leave. When dealing with those types it comes from experience best not to agitate them as long as they’re capable of keeping it down.

[@benjamintheguy1631]

Best skit ever...

[@nathaneverson4940]

Lol epic every major city in the morning

[@mfahy0718]

Timmy says trash the same way Danny Devito aka Frank Reynolds on Its Always Sunny does.

[@kH-zu3bj]

S tier sketch

[@alexscott8950]

I never noticed but he flips that girl off. So funny

[@Metalborn710]

Talk about The Grapist, and Water Balloons.

[@cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197]

I like how Darren thinks rubbing jiz and grease on his hands is “washing them”. Also which acts as the soap and which acts as the water?

[@bubblegumgun3292]

1:10 XD Lol

[@BurkeSchneider]

RIP Trevor!

[@bogiberson2558]

I miss this show

[@classoforion]

*smh* tsk tsk tsk so many VODs missed and loved.......

[@Paul-ou1rx]

Me: "Yea. Not funny. Kind of abusive. What the hell is going on. Did he really just say that to the little girl?....Oh!? This is hilariously brilliant!"

[@666alikat]

the children were filmed in front of a green screen in a studio across town. The wkuk crew were never in any real danger.

[@hamaljay]

This is Portland.

[@ghostfantasma6814]

simplemente genial