Who Buys Star Wars Toys? No One...

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

"Star Wars is the unbreakable brand!" Kathleen Kennedy: "Hold my beer!"

[@thomasjeppesen3055]

Toy Story 5 should be about all the unsold Star Wars toys coming to terms with that nobody wants it. That would actually be a sneaky way to guilt trip kids into buying the toys.

[@Starwaker]

I'm sure W.C.Bullshitters will laugh their asses off watching this.

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

thomas jeppesen lol. Legendary

[@s.p.q.rreborn2080]

thomas jeppesen don't give them any ideas.

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Thomas, damn... that's dark. I like your thinking. You know...part of me thinks this decimation of the franchise is a good thing? For every thousand hipsters winging about the rape of their childhood, at least a few fanboys who've loved this fandom since the first film are going to experience the long-overdue revelation that a big part of their life has always been about (effectively) jerking off to a toy commercial. ...and bronies are the creepy ones...

[@treehouse8658]

thomas jeppesen THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND SMART

[@Jared_Wignall]

Ever since TFA, I've noticed nobody has bought a new action figure. People don't really want Rey, Finn, Poe or any new character Disney and Lucasfilm puts out. People like the characters from the OT and the PT, whether you were fond of the prequels or not, there were characters people did enjoy, though these new characters are pretty bland and boring. George Lucas made a killing off the figures over the years, yet Disney and all their might and power, seem to not be able to make as much as he did. I find that shit hilarious.

[@AceTechHD]

Jared Wignall They’re going to start permanently bundling Yoda and Rey together. “Hey you want Darth Vader? You gotta pay for this shit too.”

[@TheBossssssssssss]

Jared Wignall Forced Diversity is predictable and people are starting to wake up to bland forced diversity being rammed down their throats and this is some proof people don’t want it he he he

[@RogueFox2185]

Even though they would never do this, they should sell more PT and EU merchandise alongside the OT toys as well and they should start making shows and/or movies based on both of them sense people would find them much more preferable than Disney Canon Star Wars.

[@mr.e1149]

Even if people hate the prequels everyfuckingbody loves Darth maul. One simple thing the last jedi couldnt even create, a single popular cool character

[@MGSBigBoss77]

*George Lucas made a killing off the figures over the years, yet Disney and all their might and power, seem to not be able to make as much as he did. I find that shit hilarious.* ^You're not alone, we find that pretty funny too!

[@crozraven]

10-80 bucks for a bunch of trashes. Man, Disney really overestimated the new trilogy worth ...

[@earnthis1]

Dude, use your search bar. They were top selling for past 3 years. Disney owned them that whole time. Try not to post dumb comments.

[@carom1]

Yeah man, it's kind of sad because Star Wars IS worth a lot. Just not to a company that will put SJWs in charge of it. They tend to be compelled to self insert their ideology in anything they touch. They can't help it.

[@crozraven]

Noot Noot wut??! I never said anything about people being dumb or nazi or trump -_- Check the comments again please before spouting nonsense ...

[@carom1]

Look three comments above yours to find the paid shill trying to bring Trump into it on every video he can find

[@UselessInnovations]

The movies are good. THE figures are cheap, poorly made. Problem is, nerds still buying that crap, that's why they will never improve the quality of the figures. It's that simple.

[@admech590]

I'm so fucking depressed, the sad thing is this trilogy didn't have to be this bad. But the combination of social justice bullshit, awful business practices, and the bastardisation of established characters for the sake of the new canon even existing in the first place, killed whatever hope was left for the franchise.

[@TheCockeyez]

Trijedi Knight I'll copy this, my thoughts exactly. I did have my hopes and then they got crushed by reality.

[@GeorgeMonet]

The problem with the movie is that no one had the passion to make a movie. People were just cruising through their work day when they were writing the script because their boss told them they had to write a script. Force Awakens copied the beats from A New Hope without understanding why those beats were in A New Hope and the purpose they were supposed to serve and thus failed because of it.

[@studmalexy]

we need to boycott Star Wars..........we need to make Disney financially suffer for cramming "diversity", liberal propaganda and Mary Sue feminist characters down our throats

[@jamesgratz4771]

@@studmalexy “liberal propaganda” i wonder if you’re still an incel virgin 3 years later 😂

[@TheOrangex88]

Roses are red Cloaks are brown It’s over Disney We have the High Ground

TheOrangex88 l m a o 😂🔥🚒

[@QuentinLars]

High Ground!

[@geoffreyharris5682]

Make the boycott stick.

[@TheOrangex88]

Lightsabers are red Twi’leks are sexy Anakin said it best Now this is pod racing

[@Guitarsthatkill]

Rose isn't dead, a joke played on you, This was a trilogy, but it ended in two. :p

[@justindysinger]

Can't wait for Episode 9 stuff to come out and have all three films' merchandise unite to sit on store shelves.

[@johnodonohue2436]

Justin Dysinger Whoah, Justin Dysinger! I’m one of your subscribers who comments on your livestreams!

[@justindysinger]

John O'Donohue I recall. I hope you are well.

[@johnodonohue2436]

Justin Dysinger Thanks, I love your channel. I also love Worldclassbullshitters. It’s awesome to see a great KZbinr comment on another great youtuber’s channel.

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

"Its sexist to not buy the new Rey figures"

[@ChrisChanIsJesusChristHimself]

Star Wars a gender wars story episode the return of the last snowflake

[@stevenbrule5285]

Obviously they don't understand why people love Star Wars. If they did, they'd sell nothing but action figures of Luke milking the space cow.

[@geoffreyharris5682]

Some people think he masturbated that creature and drank its jizz

[@JK-Visions]

lol

[@stevenbrule5285]

+Geoffrey Harris Haha, it did look a bit like that. It's sad that even if he did drink its jizz, it wouldn't ruin Luke's character much more than they already did.

[@stevenbrule5285]

+Sharrel Wright George Lucas decided that fans wanted to know the origin of the Force, so we go Midi Chlorians. Rian Johnson decided that fans wanted to know the origin of blue milk, so we got a CGI space cow with four bewbs. George's decisions in the prequels are suddenly looking pretty decent!

[@Trollificusv2]

I think it's noble of Rian Johnson to spend an entire movie doing things so stupid they make the prequels look like wise moviemaking decisions. Seen a lot of people nostalgic for Lucas' hands on the controls and that would have been inconceivable a year ago.

[@amfitness5598]

Hahaha all the Rose crap not selling 😂 that’s great. Reject her boring & useless character. Most of the new stuff not selling. Love it. People voting with their wallets.

[@hectormolin4214]

i remember when people bought 3 Sec screen time characters toys like greedo or a generic rebel soldier

[@johnniecinco6698]

+Hector Molin Had she been the one who died in the bomber, her character could've been loved that way. Man, Rian Johnson went full Tommy Wisseau with Ep. VIII

[@fernandonavia8804]

Matrix29bear you know, those fucking characters are a joke, these new movies are a joke and the new protagonist, Mary Rey Fucking Sue is a joke. But i havent seen anyone laughing ...

[@bradleyj.fortner2203]

I kind of feel sorry for Kelly Marie Tran though. She get's her big break, she's in the new Star Wars movie, something many actors would kill for, and she's the most hated character since Jar Jar Binks. She and Ahmed Best should go out for drinks some time.

[@bronzeage4579]

You do realize that the Last Jedi and the Force Awakens sold more tickets than any other Star Wars movie, right? Of course you don't.

[@adoboflash]

Cant wait for another Star Wars movie that has $30 million box office

[@ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek]

True story I have here(may not mean much but here me out)When I was walking through my local Target(mostly out of boredom). In a far distance I saw a family of four searching through the Star Wars Forces of Forced Diversity dolls, and the girl whom they were buying the doll for, just wanted Chewbacca. I remember the little girl clearly telling the parents "I want the chewbacca one!" The parents offered her to get Rey, Jyn, and Leia, but ultimately the girl walked away with a Chewbacca doll. You know your company is doing something wrong when nobody cares about the new characters when part of the target demographic prefers the side characters over The newer main characters.

[@OfficerPressman]

Star Wars toys are literally a dumpster 🔥 in 2018. If the me from the 1990’s was told by my current self that episode 8 would be one of the worst movies ever made and Star Wars toys wouldn’t sell anymore he would probably have lost his mind. I never thought even after the prequels that things could get so pitiful. To hell with Disney!!!

[@Walamonga1313]

Jonathan Pressman Force Awakens was terrible too, but Rogue One gave me hope (no inside joke there). Then Last Jedi just shattered it.

[@geoffreyharris5682]

It worked because they used GL's story.

[@BHobbieIowa]

Seeing Rose toys is seriously depressing.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Ironic, Finn was one of the least sold merch of Force Awakens, and now we have Rose right alongside as pegwarmers.

[@bgexclusive6769]

B Hobbs I think it’s hilarious

[@marplatense31]

I agree that boys don't usually like to play with toys of women. I can speak for myself because I didn't play with any when I was a kid. The only exceptions I can remember were the yellow and pink Power Rangers. And it was mainly because the Power Rangers were a team, so I had to get all six of them, you know?

[@JayDee284]

the only time Boys buy toys of women if the Character is just that good I remember X-men toys of Storm & Rouge sold all the time because of how cool they where on the show & comics @ the time.

[@marplatense31]

Oh yeah, I think I did have a Storm toy too now that I think about it.

[@HUNTERSDREAM]

Or Figma.

[@smileydog5941]

In summary, if you're female character is a genuine bad-ass they will sell too. None of that Rose crap

[@ag4eng]

You guys are probably too young to remember the bionic woman.

[@brgessner]

The main issue is the main fan base of star wars is boy's 8-12 years old. By focusing on making star wars nice for girls, they forgot to cater to their target audience. I am a new father and have taken my son over to play with other families and one thing I have noticed. Homes with boy's tend to be dominated by super hero's of all types. Homes of little girls are explosions of pink and pastels. Missing are massive troves of star wars toys maybe a light saber here or there. I bought my friends little 8 year old boy a lego X-wing and TIE fighter (the smaller bag versions) and much to my surprise they totally flopped. As it turned out Disney has found a formula to make something neither appealing to little boy's or little girls. Little Boy's don't associate with strong willed magic 19 year old women, and little girls like catchy songs and pretty dresses (let it go! let it go!, frozen refuses to die in some house holds )

[@babyjiren9676]

How dare you claim there’s a difference between boys and girls!!!

[@kjellannn]

Dam, now when i think about it. I habe not seen a single kid use SW charakters nowdays. Even when i meet my little brother he dosnt like SW " he have only seen 7-8"

[@ag4eng]

The new gen of kids don’t care for SW. they’ll watch the movie with you, but they’re into other things on KZbin. Disney is in a big hole with SW.

[@wil.d_sage]

Liking for that Frozen comment lol One of the worst movies Disney has made

[@zafool4997]

Baby Jiren R U Joking?

[@ancientloredude]

Maybe they should make a figure of Mark Hamill holding a stack of cash in one hand and a bottle of green sea cow milk in the other, with that dazed look he gave next to Rian Johnson. I would buy that.

[@luckiller019]

I would by that for a dolar

[@bloodrunsclear]

Who are they supposed to buy? That boring girl who has Force powers for no reason? The black guy who does nothing? The bad guys? The fat Asian chick? All the other characters who die? What kind of adventures will they have? Whining?

[@geoffreyharris5682]

How many fat cat ladies are going to come back to watch the adventures of Reylo?

[@ketchupkatsup9805]

bloodrunsclear plenty of little kids buying those characters even if fat bearded 40 year old morons whining nonstop about sjws and mary sues doesn't like them

[@ketchupkatsup9805]

ThePainTrain yes because your one nephew counts for all kids, right? I've seen plenty Asian kids get Rose and Paige, plenty girls get Rey and loads of black kids wanting Finn. The best thing about new Star Wars is there's a character for every kind of person. Let the kids have their fun and stop whining about liberal bullshit. Everyone should be able to enjoy Star Wars.

[@ketchupkatsup9805]

bloodrunsclear "the boring girl who has force powers" you could use the same argument against Luke and say "that boring boy with Force powers". Stop whining. Rey is the female equivalent of Luke. Finn chose good over evil, chose to save his friends over running away.. hardly 'does nothing'. Do you even know Star Wars? You're the kind of idiot that gives this fanbase a bad name.

[@ketchupkatsup9805]

SOLEK MASTER RACE rey isn't a shit female luke tho - she's the exact same. But less whiny.

[@compatriot852]

Is it just me or the clone war / prequel stuff sold way better

[@CoachKendoSlice]

Compatriot it did with the exception of certain characters

[@snoopyrogue359]

Yes In every aspect the Prequel era is better. More memorable characters cool settings, great Lore, unique story. Memorable Action Scenes.

[@coolguy95x76]

All of the clones were the best action figures

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

Kids liked the prequels. They wanted the toys of the Jedi characters etc. They don't want the new characters.

[@ChrisChanIsJesusChristHimself]

THEremiXFACTOR i remember when the prequels came out I got the lightsabers the toys from kb toys

[@jelliedeels1996]

Prequel toy line was better

[@ThierryRocksTV]

The prequel character action figures were great like Grievous

[@faltanato6375]

yeah ! Goddamm...in my country they still are selling Clone wars stuff and legends stuff. Like the other day i was close to a mall and 2 kids seems to have bought a AT-TE and some other clone soldiers. And them i have seen dessapeard all Clone fugures....meanwhile in the same mall there is still many First order stormtroopers unsold,many chew mask unsold....the only thing to dessapeard is the anakin/Luke Lightsaber with Rey kit.

[@cartersalley1088]

Very true

[@KolibriMert]

I genuinely agree, I loved all the prequel toys as a kid.

[@TheJoey3590]

The clone trooper figures were the shit.

[@canpin]

Not anymore. My wife thanks the disney SW films coz it stop me from buying toys anymore. Bye Star Wars.

[@TheMailmanOfSteel]

Star Wars was clearly better when only nerds cared about it.

[@airiakizuki5592]

So. Star Trek > Star Wars?

[@adamniccum8680]

Jaybee eu fans

[@Marmocet]

SJWs are ruining Star Trek too. I loved STTNG, DS9, Voyager and even Enterprise growing up. I haven't made it past 4 episodes of Discovery.

[@Rensune]

Marmocet Love Orville tho.

[@CelticAkumathefirst]

Jaybee the more I see what happens with Star Wars, the more I miss Lucas Senpai

[@Tails7212]

*zooms in on Rey looking like a Disney character* "Now that's the face of a dead franchise." LOL

[@windwhisper0234]

With the release of Solo you'll see a ton of unsold Millennial Falcons.

[@robinchwan]

i'm ready for some new unsullied titles to appear

[@krissjames7276]

It's hilarious just how unpopular Rose is, and how everyone except Disney saw it coming from a mile away.

[@jordanpowell2242]

Kriss James and then they left to the dogs but when she deleted her instragram they blame the fans

[@floogon_gameing6987]

She actually did something in the movie? I thought she was a filler figure.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

floogon 7 Her whole sidequest with Finn in search of a codebreaker was filler. Completely unnecessary for the main plot.

[@Splitter4416]

I've seen Porg merch being clearanced. The writing is on the wall, Disney.

[@ragimundvonwallat8961]

and porgs are the only things that was selling so imagine

[@wil.d_sage]

I want to get my dog a porg toy so he can rip it apart, but I don't want to give them my money

[@zafool4997]

Split Banana i still have to buy a fucking porg

[@ErtosiAngel]

Sadly something being clearanced is currently only hurting the department stores; Disney already got their money when the stores first bought it all. Now in the long run, they'll feel it more as the dept stores will be much less likely to buy in for as much.

[@c-hawkins1150]

This is great! lol! Disney may as well face it ...Rose is definitely never going to sell! DISNEY is now playing themselves. Finally the brand can no longer help them..lol! Burn those crappy toys and Fire Kathleen kennedy!

[@InBedGamer]

C -HAWKINS they had to try to get high sales in China 😂👌

[@Lucky-tf1ez]

The toys came from China. :)

[@youngsmitty347]

C -HAWKINS Who the fuck even wants a Rose action figure?

[@geoffreyharris5682]

I can tell you a few reasons why this is not moving. The main reason is that Disney inadvertently and deliberately alienated the hard core fans who have the money and inclination to buy this sort of stuff and catered to the casual fans and general audiences who generally do not. The hard core fans wanted to see the new republic on the rise, the empire in retreat and Luke training jedi and being a hero and a mentor. They wanted the EU in, clone wars maintained, LA not EA making the games, and did not want the rebels etc shows. By damaging Han's character and destroying Luke's Disney, KK, and RJ really turned a lot of folks off. Also KK made the mistake of catering to the sensitivities of some fools bu weakening the GE character. They should have left her more petulant and ballsy. KK should have left RO dark and character driven. Disney has made wrong decisions, logically, thematically, historically, and morally by the standards of those who know and value SW. In so doing they have trashed the collectible and memorabilia and resale markets that are run by exactly the sort of middle-aged middle class white men with $100,000's that Disney and KK deliberately disregarded, disrespected, outright insulted, alienated, and drove away.

[@scruffyea4062]

C -HAWKINS rose may be shit...but the actress is waifu material

[@Hound831]

Almost no one at my local Wal-mart touches the Last Jedi or Star Wars Forces of Destiny. Force Awaken kinda sold ok.

[@Sethasss]

thats couse it was kinda inteeresting where will it go ... now ... no one cares anymore

[@jameslove1162]

Number Muncher he explains that at 11:06, Force Awakens sold for hype. That's it.

[@aljustin4771]

I only bought a Chewie Chew Toy for my Sister's Dog who she named Chewie since she's a big Star Wars Fan.

[@thegreatesthigh1788]

Good.

[@robertwesolowski2383]

The qaulity dipped so fucking bad they suck now no pose ability

[@Edgar-Friendly]

Here is the thing about these $100 and up toys. No child is going to buy these, only adults. But, TLJ totally disrespected OT fans and danced around like Ewoks celebrating the outright disrespect. People who get disrespected don't spend money for this disrespect.

[@MotoroidARFC]

apostate001 I wish I could upvote your comment even more because it's true. You disrespect loyal customers, they won't be loyal or customers. I am so glad I didn't waste my time on this "film".

[@sjdrifter72]

Siggy Reagan I didn't waste my time with any shit out of Disney. That includes the unnecessary and pointless Rogue One film. I'm avoiding everything that's not Original Trilogy or Expanded Universe.

[@sojoNIN]

I watched Rogue One once on Prime and found it lacking. I had already PLAYED this story myself in Dark Forces 1! Disney has nothing to fall back on when their ship sinks. Expanded Universe forever!

[@geoffreyharris5682]

True. They alientated the people who run the collectible and memorabilia market. They insulted us, ripped us off, told us we were fools for liking this stuff, and drove us a way. Well fu KK, RJ< and Disney!

[@geoffreyharris5682]

RO was actually well done due to Garth Edwards' directing and its being based upon GL"s story.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

My only problem with Rey as a character is that she's just too serious. She never even tries to crack a joke or a quip or I don't even think she's cracked a smile ONCE. Even Qui-Gon Jinn, as serious as he was, was a warmer character than Rey.

[@pakasack]

ExplorerDS6789 she laughs and smiles in TFA and smirks like once in LJ. But yeah she’s kind of boring

[@davidhyslop3376]

i can lift rocks

[@samueljackson3512]

ExplorerDS6789 She has such a nice smile/laugh too. Or at least Daisy does.

[@samueljackson3512]

Chase And Luke was a self insert character. Lucas. Luke. S. .. but honestly I don't think her being a Mary sue would be too bad as long as they give her personality flaws, and explain her power. TLJ explained her power somewhat and she was drawn to the dark side and failed to rescue Kylo. She is like the overly optimistic naive kid. She even believed Finn in TFA. I don't think Rey is that big of a problem honestly. The main new characters aren't that bad imo, but the plot and themes are all over the place. Kill is interesting but at the same time his motives make no sense, smoke and hux's actions make no sense. TFA was boring and TLJ made no sense and was bloated The cantobitemyass scene was crap, they cared more for horses than slaves. And rose is shit all around,who is she to harm scared people , even war hero's, trying to leave. And her saving finn...etc. like , the message makes no sense, should Poe have flown into Holdos ship and stopped her from doing THE EXACT SAME THING???. And should Lea have been like "Luke your a hologram go away" to save him???? And the way Luke acted toward Kylo it would make PERFECT sense if they did it subtly ,IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME. BUT NO they have him TRY TO KILL HIM. Wtf..... So yeah Rey I don't consider that bad on top of everything else, she's a bit Mary sue. But so are a lot of characters, and she does have some faults, she's just op.

[@babyjiren9676]

That’s because she’s not only a Mary Sue, but also the embodiment of everything that is wrong with modern feminism. She doesn’t crack a smile or laugh becuase that’s not what feminists do. They only scream, growl and complain to hide their insecurities.

[@adamsmith8765]

Simple. 2 in 3 star wars fans are men. Most hardcore fans are men. Women go with their partners or parents to see Star Wars. They may enjoy it but it is usually something their man wants to see. Groups of men see star wars together. Very rarely do groups of women. Most fans who will buy merchandise are men. The new trilogy panders to women. Women do not like sci fi as much as men. Rey is not a good character, Rose is not a good character and the men had their balls cut off. Kylo is an emo child and snoke looks like shit. Girls do not like action figures. Despite what feminists think male and females are different. One is not better than the other but they are not the same. A girl walks into a toy store and given the choice will pick something pretty like a doll or stuffed animal. A boy walks in and he grabs a truck or an action figure.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Very true words man.

[@retrozaid1600]

This is one of the market researched comment I’ve ever seen everyone can like anything and your just reading demographics

[@zachanikwano]

Hi, woman here. I adore Star Wars -- all the good-to-decent Star Wars media before Disney bought it out. Currently still going through the old EU, and play KOTOR, SWBF2 (2005), and Jedi Academy once a year. I love Star Trek too, though not as much as SW-- I've most of the original, TNG, Voyager, and DS9 especially. Wasn't too in to Enterprise, though. Sci find and Sci-fi fantasy are literally my two favorite genres in any/all media. Got into this stuff because of my dad. What I'm saying here is please don't make sweeping generalizations. Female fans of Star Wars exist. And yes I hate SJW Star Wars. Subsituting your story for an agenda and forced diversity never works well.

[@noeditbookreviews]

Adam Smith I remember a time when no body would ever need to explain this because its frigging common sense.

[@bulmasan6331]

zachanikwano I Don't think the person was trying to exclude the idea that there are female Star Wars fans. But there's no denying that the fanbase is more male than female even I could see that.

[@clashofthehornsofficialytu2082]

You provide us true starwars fans a great service sir. #NotMyLukeSkywalker

[@firstgalacticempire8928]

Clash Of The Horns “True Fans” more like old OT fanboys who can’t get used to evolution. Let me guess your favorite movie is ESB.

[@Sergeant_Camacho]

I grew up with the OT and PT and... #NotMyLukeSkywalker also it's Jake Skywalker not Luke Skywalker

[@s.p.q.rreborn2080]

I want to buy Broom Boy, purple SJW lady, Rose, lactating alien. These will fly off the shelf!

[@geoffreyharris5682]

how about the ultimate force for diversity character, the fugly blue-haired land whale with glasses,pimples, and 3 chins?

[@Aenarion28]

Purple SJW Lady has a name. It's Admiral Gender Studies.

[@rossb.7471]

S.P.Q.R Reborn I want the Nazi ginger kid action figure.

[@s.p.q.rreborn2080]

Ross Browne who doesn't.

[@s.p.q.rreborn2080]

Geoffrey Harris that's a good one. I won't be surprised if they kill everyone that's a man. Amazon star wars.

[@MobiusLeader007]

Can confirm what you said. One of my young cousins loves Star Wars, and the only toy he bought from these 'new' waves was a Stormtrooper figure. It's ridiculous. If the toys were cheaper, people might be slightly more willing to buy some. But like 10 to 30 dollars for trash toys? Get outta here! I'm better off looking through thrift stores and swap meets for older, BETTER Star Wars toys!

[@dragonknightleader1]

See about the 99 cent stores or the Pound stores in the UK. Should have good deals on Star Wars toys.

[@zaemcolt182]

Here in Mexico nobody buys Finn figures, walmart even lowered the price to 6 bucks and still no one bought them

[@Murderface666]

I got a good use for the giant-size Storm Troopers: 1. Get yourself a precision rifle 2. Go to an isolated open field 3. Set the troopers at different distances 4. Blow them all away while practicing your long range shooting skills

[@youngsmitty347]

I saw a kid, around 10 or so, walk past an entire aisle of Star Wars merchandise, didn't spare a single glance towards it.

[@treystephens4490]

Logan Smith it seems The Force has died.

[@mellojoe9421]

Typical reaction.....

[@youngsmitty347]

Trey Stephens Bu-bu-but the Force is female!

[@jeffreymuu5451]

Legos in the other hand

[@47tilinfinity29]

Unless it's obi-wan or lego related

[@TREXfit1882]

My nephew is a sexist Cis male bigot for not wanting a Rose toy. I'll just beat that bigotry out of him with my kickass rey staff, that'll teach him!!!!

[@Starwaker]

CIS? So he's a Separatist? Unacceptable indeed.

[@solarstoned]

:)

[@yolotrollo6343]

Confederacy of Independent System you say, tell him he will suffer the younglings fate if he doesn't reform

[@eurosensazion]

hahahaha

[@michaelmartin9022]

There is literally nothing wrong with separatism. t.Brit

[@manweller1]

I can confirm the pound/dollar store are now selling stuff and even there it’s not shifting. SW what a fall from grace. I know deep down in his stomach George is regretting this big time.

[@SPTX.]

He didn't say he regret it but he did say it felt like he had "sold [his kids] to white slavers". I wouldn't worry about him calling slavers "white". He's been around jews all his life, he knows damn well slavers weren't "white" per say.

[@michaelmartin9022]

I think he meant it as people who enslave Whites. Joke's on him, though, all this crap is made by Chinese people for one cent an hour

[@Luka1180]

+Michael Martin As much as your joke is kind of funny, it falls flat when you think about the fact that he was talking more about the movies than merchandise. At least I think he was.

[@earnthis1]

This is all so dumb. He got Billions of dollars. You think he cares. Not nearly as much as you fools.

[@bowbert23]

I've come to realize or just believe that flogging star wars franchise rights to Di$ney was an ultimate stab at ungrateful and spiteful fans who have managed to demoralize George. What a brilliant move! I admire this man even more now.

[@MaverickX36]

This is the proof. We have the power to make Disney pay dearly for destroying SW with that embarrasing mistake of TLJ. It's time for SW merchandise to end! 😈

[@strittar]

maverickx36 or at least make more focus on figures from the original movies

[@FOTG2]

The star wars games are trash because of *cough cough* micortransactions

[@punbug4721]

+maverickx36 Mmmmm... no, that's the opposite of what happened. Disney liscenced films out to theaters and toy rights out to Hasbro. Their money is safely in their banks. Hasbro took that money to toy stores and said, "Hey, we'd like to put our stuff in your stores." The toy stores by and large accepted the offers (because, c'mon, it's _Star Wars_ ). But then, by not selling the bulk of their product, the _toy stores_ lost a ton of money; they never made their investment back. What I'm saying is, don't buy it if you don't want it; but you're not hurting Disney anywhere besides their ego.

[@ericgarcia4745]

Ben Wells Disney has to re-license the rights to a company to continue making toys and for new movie toys. That's where they lose money cuz the toy maker won't pay the same amount it did before

[@punbug4721]

Eric Garcia Fair enough. Though this mostly encourages them to make toys they think will sell. We may see fewer toys in the future, or we may only see less risky ones. More white helmets, less purple hair.

[@descent3031]

"fucking Rose" A complete review of TLJ.

[@jimc7022]

It’s sad. The SJW’s pushing for a girl target audience/toy buyers don’t get it. Little Girls couldn’t care less about Star Wars! My daughter and her friends didn’t even want to see the movie but my two sons were dying to see it. My sons wanted Star Wars toys for x-mass but my daughter and her friends didn’t ask for a single Star Wars toy. I asked her if any girls in her school talk about SW or play games where they pretend to be Rey...etc and she said “no way”. She likes all your typical girls stuff. Barbie, Lego friends, used to like Monster High dolls...etc. she likes American girl doll, cloths, and purses. Star Wars doesn’t even register on her radar.

[@strategicperson95]

Makes me wonder if an economics class will ever use the Star Wars toy sales as an example in their courses to show how the market works?

[@joshuakim5240]

Or how to not fuck up what should have been an easy gold mine: Rule #1 of selling merchandise= don't blatantly insult the loyal customer base with horrid products/films aimed specifically to give those loyal customers a massive middle-finger. Did Disney seriously think that Kathleen Kennedy's and Rian Johnson's insult to fans would actually result in people buying their stuff? Why would the collectors and fans (aka people with money...who are not children...) want this stuff after this?

[@geoffreyharris5682]

I felt insulted, infuriated and betrayed. I saw the original movie in 1977. When I was 25-years-old I bought close to $500 worth of SW stuff. Now I am buying none. KK and RJ and company deliberately set out to and successfully ripped off, insulted, played for fools, and drove away the hard core fans. Now I want blood. Execute Order 66 against RJ and KK. Boycott Disney.

[@geoffreyharris5682]

Geoffrey Harris 26 minutes ago (edited) I can tell you a few reasons why these items are not moving. The main reason is that Disney inadvertantly and deliberately alienated the hard core fans who have the money and inclination to buy this sort of stuff and catered to the casual fans and general audiences who generally do not. The hard core fans wanted to see the new republic on the rise, the empire in retreat and Luke training jedi and being a hero and a mentor. They wanted the EU in, clone wars maintained, LA not EA making the games, and did not want the rebels etc shows. By damaging Han's character and destroying Luke's Disney, KK, and RJ really turned a lot of folks off. Also KK made the mistake of catering to the sensitivities of some fools bu weakening the GE character. They should have left her more petulant and ballsy. KK should have left RO dark and character driven. Disney has made wrong decisions, logically, thematically, historically, and morally by the standards of those who know and value SW. In so doing they have trashed the collectible and memorabilia and resale markets that are run by exactly the sort of middle-aged middle class white men with $100,000's that Disney and KK deliberately disregarded, disrespected, outright insulted, alienated, and drove away.

[@MrKryonix]

Ironic considering Disney only resurrected SW to sell merch.

[@TheBenjaman]

Voxel Spark if they wanted to make money on star wars toys they should release good quality toys again. AND CLONE TROOPERS

[@diegokaqui60]

Voxel Spark they fail in everyway.....even lucas knew how to sell a toy.....

[@honorservice8073]

Shit I love the prequals way better than the new movies. I'd rather see a jar jar movie before another new storyline movie

[@fontainus7302]

Are you a bot?

[@balladofcoseypolar4711]

As smart as one.

[@mf4212]

You know the toys suck when I won’t steal them anymore

[@Geek_Chorus]

Those "Forced Diversity" dolls are just flying off the pegs lmao

[@richardroberts3719]

is that the show that showed homosexuals kissing?

[@yarpen26]

Andoc That's because KK and the rest of this feminist cesspool suffer from what I like to call the dick envy syndrome. They just hate being women and will do whatever it takes to destroy the female gender altogether by transforming it into some weirdass proto-male hybrids. Even little children are able to catch on to this. Actually, I take it back: little children know better because they like what they like, period. Not what they're told to like in order to push a political agenda.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Rich Roberts LMAO WHAT!?!

[@somedandy7694]

George: Kathleen, you've known me for a long time, so I want you take over Star Wars when I sell it Disney and help make it for the next incoming generation. Pass the torch" Kathleen: "Sell out to Disney, generate income, and torch the past. Got it!" George: "No wait!"

[@toweypat]

Steve Dandy haha!

[@reyking8296]

Steve Dandy XD

[@samusaran9024]

I'm dying xD

[@somedandy7694]

Samus Aran noticed me?! Oh my god, you're my hero!

[@DarkFangWolf1]

LMAO

[@jullianducut9680]

"The face of dying franchise" while slowly looking at Rey force of destiny toy, best line heard lol

[@kosuede1921]

Boycott their movies and toys...

[@Fedorevsky]

I've boycotted disney since back in the 80s. They're an evil corporation full of pedophiles.

[@theringmaster3684]

They aint gonna need a feather duster to dust that shit off, they gonna need a leaf blower! Lol!😀

[@AteshSeruhn]

Can we dump all of that on Kathleen Kennedy's doorstep, or would that upset Earth's mass distribution too much?

[@Marmocet]

Disney seems to have overlooked the fact that in order to push the related merchandise, the movies actually have to be good. You can't do memorabilia if the movie isn't memorable.

[@geoffreyharris5682]

not to mention they deliberately insulted and drove away their fan base after playing them for fools

[@Starwaker]

Geoffrey Harris Yeah, it's like "F_ck you, now buy our shit." Um... No.

[@Kai-ow9gi]

Marmocet also good merchandise not unmovable unposeable 3.75 figures

[@TheTitan04se]

So my 9 year old son and I are both really into star wars. We went to see the last Jedi toghether. At the end of the movie, my son turned to me and said "what the hell was that dad?" Even a 9 year old saw how horrible the movie was. He is legit mad at what the movie turned out to be.

[@geoffreyharris5682]

I will tell you what it was. It was an insult by Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson to the fans, the characters, the actors, and Star Wars itself. I am very sorry that your son had to be subjected to this vicious attack as well. Have him see a good movie, A New Hope, from 1977. :)

[@Starwaker]

Flo grown manny Get the "Thrawn Trilogy" by Timothy Zahn instead (Heir To The Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command). It starts 5 years after Ep.6, many call it real Ep.7-9. It's part of pre-Disney canon, now Legends, where heroes didn't become spineless losers and had more interesting stories. This video here briefly tells about Luke's New Jedi Order from"Legends" continuity. Take a look, and compare: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5uYfZiZe7yad9E

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Buy him a copy of Knights of The Old Republic.

[@cedarparkrangerssc6296]

last jedi felt more like a comedy movie than a star wars movie it didn't have that star wars feel like the last 6 films had

[@maxfieldstanton5411]

"I don't know son, I don't know..."

[@TheGrumpyMunchkins]

You have to play with these with your hands? Man, these are baby toys... Back to the Future 2 was so prophetic in many ways. Kids are more interested in apps and electronics. These toys would require an imagination...

[@pinodevideos]

Ahem Lego

[@malkavian5]

I'm raising my kid like its 1985, no devices

[@michaelgorman7380]

I don't think kids need the toys anymore. They can play Star Wars 'virtually' with video games

[@lucaswells933]

Michael Gorman What about Lego Star Wars?

[@knucklessammich3875]

My point exactly people are saying oh Star Wars is dying no it's because kids want video games more than toys nowadays

[@ForgottenHonor0]

I work at Meijer's as a cashier. Every day I go in, I pass the toy section of the store and see dolls, swords, Nerf guns, and an entire wall dedicated to Star Wars merchandise. Scratch that--TWO WALLS! And at no time at all in any day I've been at the register has a customer ever come up to buy a Star Wars related toy, or book, or clothing! The only things they ever buy with Star Wars on it is the pre-made salad bags with Kylo Ren stamped on the front, glaring at me. I don't know whether to laugh my ass off while getting shit-faced drunk, or crying miserably over the fate of my favorite sci-fi franchise ever...again, while getting shit-faced drunk! Even through Christmas, no one, NOT ONE PERSON, bought a single Star Wars related item! Except, again, the pre-made salad bags...

[@Starwaker]

I buy only pre-Disney canon stuff, and I do it on eBay, stores are filled with new lame merchandise, let it rot there. I remember approaching and asking a question to one seller of SW figures, who had loads of Finns, Reys and so on. To satisfy my curiosity I asked if he has any Darth Revan figures (I already had one). He said that they are all sold out :D

[@speedtribejp]

Buy a new Rey dressup set and you too can become a Mary Sue.

[@EnigmicIdentity]

Master Yoda says that it is literally all you will ever need. Black belt in 2 days of self-training or your money back.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

The kids are gonna get weird fetishes in the future lol

[@DarthEvilicus]

I'm pretty big into collecting SW ships and vehicles and to be honest, with the exception of the Tie Silencer there are no memorable vehicles in TLJ. Star Wars ships are a big part of the movies and these new vehicles are all just rehashed or unremarkable

[@MotoroidARFC]

Frank the NOOB. yup. I got the Hot Wheels Silencer but nothing else from the movie. I still pick up some of the vehicles from the older movies and when I see a character I am interested in in the Black Series, I get it. Doesn't happen often though because the shelf warmers take up space. I almost missed Commander Gree due to that. He was the last character I got. The little figures are worthless. Nowhere as good as the ones available when ROTS was out but just as expensive. The really expensive stuff I don't even bother with.

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

They made a big thing about those 'salt speeders' (or whatever they're called) in the trailers etc. But they were absolutely useless and that battle scene was pointless. The speeders set off towards the walkers, then promptly turned around and gave up. Then Rose crashed into Finn and... ahh, it's depressing just to talk about. lol

[@sjdrifter72]

The Tie Silencer, although it's basically a kitbashed Tie Interceptor and Sith Infiltrator, was the only thing I ended up getting.

[@scifiguy26]

THEremiXFACTOR yep.. you would think there was going to be some type of big battle like hoth.. but NOTHING! even them ugly ass walkers did Nothing but stand there and shoot!

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

Harris Caldwelly they shot at a projection of Luke for 5 mins, and then nothing.

[@darthdurkelthewise320]

I work for a certain billion dollar 💵 retailer that will remain unnamed. First of all, Disney is insanely strict about the amount of space allotted for their stuff, and what needs to happen to anything with a Star Wars related image on it...More on that later... We have been left with a huge amount of TLJ merchandise that didn’t sell for quite some time. We did okay on Force Friday but once the movie came out NOTHING sells. I believe we still have most of the same Forces Of Destiny dolls that we originally had months ago, all clearanced out! The Propel drones (that are actually kind of cool that I own 1 of), are down to their last markdown before they go salvage! Most of this stuff will literally be trashed. Not even our shoplifters want it!!! Nobody wants this stuff. Nobody wants the lightsabers. Nobody wants the Black Series peg warmers. Nobody wants anything Rey, Rose, Kylo Ren... ...So about the previously mentioned Disney/SW promo signs, displays, LEGO sets, etc. All that stuff is supposed to be trashed but I found it gives me great satisfaction to take these items and sell them to the nerds that actually think they’re getting something special! I love the OT and I still but some of the cooler OT Hot Toys from Japan but the stuff stateside is absolute garbage! I love it when I see the Black Series figures on eBay for $50+ dollars, WTF? I think to myself dude, just wait and these will be given away. The way DISNEY has flooded the market with this stuff means that nothing is special or hard to get! This whole thing has just turned into a 3 ring circus that’s just entertaining to watch fail!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@davidhyslop3376]

try and get r5d4 6" black series

[@VLADB07]

I loved your comment I agree, I just started to collect since I was too young back then and I was surprised how there was these shit toys where as online I see the 30th anniversary/vintage etc...and I am like wtf is going on, cuz I am new to this right? Well this shit explains it, they are fuckin dumb to make shit that doesn't sell. Take Darth Revan 6" that shit is a holy grail to find...why don't they make that instead of fuckin kylo/rey/finn? I do like the 40th 3.75 die cast because I like figurines like tin toy soldiers, but again...I want normal action figures in 3.75 with 14 POA and hopefully they will be old republic characters/expanded universe or even the movies....I think they don't fuckin realize that no one resonates with Kylo/Rey or Finn, they are just 1 dimensional characters that act as if they are in their fuckin puberty

[@NUFCMVFC]

Darth Durkel yeah to add to convo, only thing to save the brand now is an Old Republic Revan tv series or something. But part of me doesen't want to see that wrecked by Disney OP Bastila into a feminist icon

[@VLADB07]

NUFCMVFC True, they will male Bastilla the driving force behind Revan as if she pulled all the strings...swtor rightfully done like in the novels is the way to go, but watch them fuck that up too haha

[@jordanpowell2242]

Darth Durkel The Wise Ass dude They have peg warmers?! WTF?!!!!

[@BumTheGame]

I feel like the superhero Marvel movies are the SW for this generation. We had SW, they have Avengers. Of course, there are kids who love SW but not as many as say 20 years ago. On top of that this awkward Disney push toward women certainly isn't helping the brand.

[@KamenRider1]

Good. The suffering of Disney's Star Wars gives me such satisfaction like when Palpatine was watching Luke and Vader duel in Return of the Jedi.

[@Orcbuu]

Goooood GOOOOD!

[@darryllcarter5999]

HAHAHAHAHAH!

[@12345678900987659101]

Goooood, Strike the Mouse down and take your destiny...

[@fujihara17]

I remember the phantom menace came out and I was a kid, i ended up obsessed with star wars! I wanted all the toys, especially amidala, since I'm a girl. I really liked how pretty she was. And the toys were brightly colored and fun and the worlds in the movie were incredible! What is appealing about the new trilogy? What's fun for kids other than porgs?

[@mewtwo.150]

The problen is that George Lucas did all what he did because he wanted to tell stories, even if people liked them or not, I grew with the prequels and they had something new to bring, as you said awesome planets, more interesting characters, new ships. But Disney went straight to get $$$ all the "alien planets" are the same as the old trilogy (same as ships) and the new ones are like landscapes you see on Earth. I remember when episode 3 came even before it did, ALL the toys were sold, I couldnt even get the one I wanted, but thats the difference, the reason why you do something, 1) because you like it, or 2) you just want to get money of it. And these unsold toys are the perfect example.

[@jackharper8370]

I’m calling it; Rose will be the biggest peg warmer in the history of Star Wars. Even Asian kids hated that character.

[@reyking8296]

Jack Harper jyn erso is also a peg warmer so is maz

[@ag4eng]

Jar Jar was better.

[@skatevidcentral]

Can confirm, I'm asian and I hated Rose. Kept thinking they could have at least had the hot sister be the one to survive. They throw us a bone by creating an asian main character but then they choose a stumpy ugly chick. At least Donnie Yen was cool.

[@majormarketing6552]

Rose is a traitor to the Vietnamese. She makes them all look bad

[@ag4eng]

Major Marketing That’s too much burden on a young actor. I’m sure the actor is a good person and honors her heritage. The character was poorly written by Rian so he is the real racist.

[@mrkrinkle72]

Here's an old tale from an old man, in the hot summer of 1978 I vividly remember sitting in the back of an LTD, sweaty thighs stuck to the vinyl driving home staring at the first SW figure I ever got. The baddie Vader! Momma said "you can wait till you get home to open it" God it killed me! But damn the smell of the plastic when i finally opened it! The sweetest rush, never duplicated! And it's a crime these cash grabbers robbed this generation of that same feeling with these deadpan, badly acted pieces of poop!!

[@nimblehuman]

My first four were Luke, Leia, Chewie and R2-D2 from the Early Bird pack. Totally agree that the new stuff is just a soulless cash grab and I haven't bought any new Star Wars stuff from any of the new movies. The new movies ruined the old action figures too. I was 5 when the original came out in 1977, guess that makes me an old man too, and certainly no longer the target audience of the new movies.

[@FlyingTigersKMT]

Flying Princess Leia... Except she doesn't fly... I'm dying... 😂😂😂😂

[@berenthebear8953]

They're not going to have room for the next movie on the shelves lol

[@aleksiha]

Chad Reisman 😂😂😂😂

[@redpillgospel7452]

Star Wars is dead, Disney feminists sjw's killed it.

[@retrozaid1600]

RED PILL GOSPEL it’s not Disney decision it you would have to Blame someone it would be Kathleen Kennedy

[@TheRoyalKnightPain19]

Are we just going to pretend that the prequels never existed?

[@alejandromolinac]

The only ones that sell out are the old trilogy and expanded universe characters...

[@KaosNova2]

Shadows of the Empire figures were a favorite of mine. Plus this was 1996, when it was cheaper.

[@MotoroidARFC]

because of people like me who aren't interested in the new but lesser characters.

[@sjdrifter72]

I loved the Comic 2-Packs especially the one with Exar Kun. And Disney thought they could do better by de-canonizing the Expanded Universe....HA! How did that turn out, Kathleen Kennedy? The joke's on you!

[@MotoroidARFC]

sjdrifter72 those comic packs were the only way to get Darth Talon!

[@EdwardTheMedievalist]

Check out the Jaina Solo Black Series.

[@jacobsoltero2872]

1,977 - 2,012 Life of Star Wars. I hope it will rise one day again. If disney gets out of the S.W. business and sells the franchise. Maybe I think then when all Disney Wars cannon is dead, gone and forgotten. Maybe then Star Wars will have a chance to be something special again.

[@carlossanchez-uf1wb]

Talk bad about the prequels but the toys were fkn AMAZING Clone troopers we're the best

[@villesanti1]

Even the prequel stuff sold better than this crap.

[@thesentinel5523]

I just was saying that in a comment.

[@MotoroidARFC]

Nelson Villegas yup. I have more figures from the Prequel era than any other. All those joints made them super poseable and the clone trooper figures almost became an addiction.

[@ChrisChanIsJesusChristHimself]

I like the prequels a lot bought a fuck ton of stuff from it the new shit is hard to like the characters from the new shit make no sense

[@randokal4271]

I remember in 2005 weeks before ROTS came out, my local Walmart at midnight release was flooded with fans in the toy section to get dibbs on figures. The demand was very high. Now its dead.

[@joshuakim5240]

To be fair, the Jedi and Grievous were all very highly marketable and were depicted as badass enough to want (in the 2003 cartoon at least...)

[@s13gouf60]

My toys r us sold almost nothing. I asked and apparently the legos sell but nothing else. Walmart sold jack diddly and everything is on discount. Kroger you can get a shirt or hat for $3 and figures for under $5 And its all been shoved into a spot on The discount aisle.

[@rajingcajun488]

Yeah, lego sells great because the other junk has has inflated to its price range and big Lego kits always include a handful of figures. The hasbro(ken) tie silencer is $50 and has one fig. The lego one is bigger, $80(often $64 on normal discount) and includes ren plus a tie pilot, a bb-9e, and a stormtrooper.

[@ENIGMVTIK]

s13 gouf At least with the Lego products you get somewhat of a quality guarantee, since we get to build the fucking toy.

[@kybercat7]

I think the price is the main reason toys (in general) are not selling well. 150$ are you kidding me! I was a kid when ep 3 came out and i got TWO jedi starfighters for 50$ for 30$ more i got some droid starfighters and was able to have a entire space battle in my room. Now a days a entire battle would cost like.....600$!

[@geoffreyharris5682]

The lego parts are mix and match and one can use the components to assemble edifices to the design templates of one's own devising.

[@s13gouf60]

All valid points on legos. They are the best toy for the creative kid. On a side note my Kroger didn't even get any if the TLJ toy line. It was all TFA and Rogue one. Cutting losses I guess.

[@kenkaneki3873]

I have to say I don't think it's only Disney Star Wars fault these don't sell. It's the fact that they are overpriced as hell. As someone who was a Lego enthusiast as a kid and now only somewhat still interested in it, They were always pricey as hell. Want a spider walker with 3 figures? Well that's 40 bucks please. However don't get me wrong it's also because nobody wants these toys to begin with but the price doesn't make it any better which was my point.

[@jiggajigjones8210]

Ken Kaneki agreed.

[@metadude1234]

Before Disney, a vintage collection figure would cost me between $13-15... now it's $15 for a 5poa, and $25 for something similar to the vintage collection, and $39 for the 6inch version.

[@kenkaneki3873]

GimpedLoco So Disney made them cost even more? What a horrible business strategy. It's almost like they are in denial that the people who would buy their toys don't like the new Star Wars. Oh wait-

[@metadude1234]

I bought quite a few things for TFA because I thought the direction was solid - TLJ made me regret purchases I made for the new movie and has made me agree to never buy anything from the new Disney movies unless it's an OT or PT character like Boba Fett, Han Solo, Anakin, etc.

[@kenkaneki3873]

GimpedLoco I actually feel the same way. I'm one of the people who didn't mind TFA with it's flaws. And I have to say it's really damn ironic when a JJ movie pushes less feminist agenda then Rians movie. Like fuck he wasn't even hiding the agenda pushing. JJ was atleast subtle about it besides Rey being a Mary Sue, which btw TLJ purpose was to explain WHY she is so damn OP. Not say she is a nobody and then up her being OP times ten. It's just... ugh TLJ is such a mess of stupid decision that favour agenda over story telling.

I love it.I’m a LEGO collector and really appreciate the cut-price supply of Star Wars,related,bricks.

[@guyedwards4711]

Darth Vader's STOOL....lmfao!!! The music kills me as well, great stuff man.

[@s0lid_sno0ks]

*SEA SLOTH WITH TIDDY MILKING ACTION - $79.99*

[@geoffreyharris5682]

That was so insulting. I seriously want RJ to get beaten for that.

[@Starwaker]

I can hardly resist.

[@mjl1966y]

Hard sell character figures when the characters aren't memorable and inspiring. I'm anxiously awaiting SW X: Back to Basics.

[@thelouster5815]

mjl1966y 'Purple Hair lady'. We can't even remember an important character's name, just that she was a bitch with purple hair.

[@jekubfimbulwing5370]

It's almost like they don't understand their audience or market...

[@richardroberts3719]

Or reality

[@BradleyKlein]

Jekub Fimbulwing "remember kids, they don't care if its good quality, only if it makes money." ~Mark Hamill defining Disney

[@DarkFangWolf1]

It's not that they don't understand. It's that they don't fucking care. But this will teach them.

[@MiniatureMasterClass]

Why the fuck did they make a figure of Paige, a boring character on screen for 10 minutes with no dialog. No wonder this crap ends up in the clearance bin.

[@allewis4008]

To be fair, the figures back in the 80s-90s included the skeletons of Owen and Beru :)

[@tobyrands7761]

Who's Paige?

[@twogruden9943]

What it comes down to is who wants to pay ridiculous prices for cheap plastic toys? In the video I kept looking at the price tags, and even if I was interested in any of those items (which I am not) there's no way I'd shell out that kind of money for that stuff. I think people have lost their stomach for buying this stuff, whether it's interesting or not.

[@AndrewKeyz]

Can't believe you didn't buy that amazing Rose action figure for $3.

[@snoopyrogue359]

I wish George kept the franchise

[@tn420animations9]

Then you will complain about him.

[@victorfatalys1076]

I wish the franchise felt in public domain, at last we'd have a chance to see something good about Star Wars somewhere, I seen fanfilms way better than the last movies...

[@skwills1629]

TN 420, Well, I didn't complain about Lucas very much. I did think his endless tinkering with the old films was ridiculous, but I didn't hate The Prequels. So I wish Lucas had kept the franchise, and don't deserve the Hypocrite line.

[@unknownanonymous2651]

SnoopyRogue3 !!!!! I never thought I'd reach the point where I'd miss Jar-Jar. Stupid, stupid Jar-Jar. - Making a reference to Sarge in Red Vs. Blue

[@unknownanonymous2651]

He usually hates Grif, just like how most used to hate Jar-Jar.

[@Travis-lk1fh]

Forces of Destiny dolls at my local Walmart are $5 on clearance and they're still not selling.

[@pytko3]

The only girl action figures I wanted to play with when I was little were Storm from the X-Men and Telia from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. That's because I thought the characters were cool.

[@chaseosborn6503]

Oh just wait until all of the Solo: A Star Wars Story merchandise comes out. You can definitely do a Part III on that.

[@victorfatalys1076]

Since the franchise is now controled by "feminists" who say male fans don't matter, why don't they sell toys for women exclusively ? I can already imagine Stormtrooper sexdoll or lightdildos, what not the Rose Tico strapon in the shape of the ship she used to prevent Finn to sacrifice himself, etc...p

[@MrColuber]

I'm pretty sure that somewhere in this world, there's a porn director reading this comment and going: "What an excellent idea"

[@Emppu_T.]

Hmm 🤔

[@seearyari]

Victor Fatalys what the he’ll are you saying

[@cecilsacolyte3201]

I heard Mike Zeroh makes a cameo in Episode 9 where he bangs Rose Tico on top of BB-8.

[@valthenvega2434]

That sounds cooler than whatever comes out as a plot in episode 9

[@MGSBigBoss77]

Isn't Mike disappointed how The Last Jedi is received by fans critically since its opening at all. And Luke Starkiller? lol nah man. Mike might've put out whacky theories for TLJ throughout 2017 but he did so out of simple 'fan expectations' and theories. We all have to some degree as fans. Did any of his videos before the film's release hint of his liking of Rose as you've put it (LMAO).

[@SpaceCase1214]

But how would they both fit on BB-8?

[@geert574]

You mean Rose pegs him with BB8

[@BarbRogersMs.SolarTerror]

Mike pollinates the Rose on BB-8 lol

[@Legomanarthur]

I used to collect Star Wars figures before the new movies, they were good looking and well articulated. Now they all have 5 points of articulation and they look so bland, no wonder why no one buys them.

[@DutliAnvilhand]

I like how in an interview (I cant remember who said it but I think it was a director) it was said they weren't worried about the Solo Story low ticket sells because they'd make money on the merch. I love how wrong they are but they don't care, Disney can afford to not care and ruin it, run it into the ground until we cant stand the sight of it. They'll do the same to Marvel and DC too.

[@yuhthisthat]

Star Wars is great, just *ignore the fact that the sequels exist* and think of how they could have made the sequels BETTER because like no one wants to see new characters like Rey or Kylo Ren. Bring back Thrawn!

[@julianmarquez4747]

Excellent choice of music, very relaxing.

[@MisterSiza78]

Yet transformers toys still sell, then again transformers are pretty fun on itself.

[@protoluigi2047]

However the Robots in the Disguise ones are not as good.

[@Waspinator1998]

Transformers are a timeless concept, though. It's two things in one, somewhat of a mechanical puzzle, and even though the franchise has had its fair share of downright bad toys (ironically, many bad Transformers toys came from the Star Wars/Transformers crossover line), a kid can get a Transformer and there's a 90% chance he'll be satisfied. It's a robot and a truck/tank/plane. What boy _doesn't_ like those? Far more interesting than goddamn Rose.

[@Venom3254]

Asmin Siza Except the one step changers

[@scadoodlemusic3682]

Transformers toys, when they weren’t falling apart, were cool

[@ricemenarq6230]

Never watched a transformers episode in my life but it's fun to transform things. Heck my nieces picked transformers toys over barbies

[@TyranusRex721]

I hope you did not mess up the toy section too much. I work at a retail store and I got to tell you, I despise it when a costumer messes up a section and I have to go clean it up. On topic, none of these toys excite me at all. None of these characters excite me either. I shelled out good money for a Darth Revan Black Series figure because it was Darth FUCKING Revan! One of the most badass Star Wars characters of all time. I want to find a Dooku one too and I hope they make a Mara Jade and General Grievous figure too because I would buy both in a heart beat. Those characters were awesome because they actually did something that affected the Star Wars universe. All of the new characters are just bland and designed to appeal to a wide audience in the hopes that people will like them...and it is not working.

[@geoffreyharris5682]

I Want Mara Jade THAT WAY. Damn that is one hot powerful sexy bitch.

[@Starwaker]

TyranusRex721 Got Revan too, also got Jaina Solo. Ben Skywalker might have won the last Hasbro voting if those KennedyFilms a-holes didn't decide to ignore EU/Legends votes.

[@SPTX.]

You're out of luck for mara jade. She was made non-canon by disney and they don't want to deal with that stuff, and since they're those who issue the licenses. Well you're fucked.

[@puzzlebawce795]

TyranusRex721 I'm going to go to every toy section I see from now on and throw all the star wars toys on the floor. Good luck.

[@Starwaker]

TyranusRex721 There are 3.75" Mara Jade figures, including black series, you can find (most likely online, saw it on eBay). J Rex Ether you're joking, or it's that bad in terms of you having nothing to do with your life time O_o

[@griftingnightmares]

Everybody wants Star Wars videogames but EA doesn't wanna make money apparently.

[@mikeshogo225]

Star Wars used to be great. Last Jedi killed it. I HATE Star wars now. I hope it dies off eventually.

[@lonewolfmcquade8879]

Mike Shogo Star wars should of ended with Revenge of the Sith 'the Last jedi was n abomination of a Star wars film .

[@clashofthehornsofficialytu2082]

As a kid i loved Vader, Luke, Darth maul, yoda and boba fett. Today's starwars doesn't have shit on those films.

[@gendoruwo6322]

don't you want Rey? Or Flying Leia? :D

[@ChrisChanIsJesusChristHimself]

I've noticed you can't get anything from the prequels

[@geoffreyharris5682]

the fat mechanic with a bad haircut

[@Starwaker]

sir joj long Because most of Prequels characters look interesting, unlike new ones. Would you rather have a figure of ginger dude Hux, or tattooed Zabraak Darth Maul? Emo Ren or Kaleesh cyborg Grievous? Easy choice. Even freaking Nute Gunray looks interesting and is an alien in a bigger role (antagonist of Ep.1) something that new films are lacking (having only Maz and Snoke who's dead now and looked just like a deformed human). Old characters who were just humans like protagonists, or Mace, Tarkin, Dooku and such, commanded respect and were badass, while new human characters suck. Hux is a Spaceballs reject. Same for EU/Legends figures. Darth Revan and Jaina Solo (daughter of Han and Leia) won fan's choice, so they were made. When Ben Skywalker (Luke's son) was winning, those a-holes just decided to ignore the vote. That's because people who read books like Jaina more than Rey, and Ben Skywalker more than Ben Solo, and Revan simply kicks ass, and they are part of great stories, unlike new half-assed characters.

[@scruffyea4062]

Sharrel Wright I'm 16...I fucking loved maul as a kid (not to sound gay)

[@LazyPirate8]

No wonder toysrus is going out of business.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

its that and the fact that kids dont give a shit about toys these days. Its all "gimme an iPad/iPhone already!"

[@geoffreyharris5682]

There are some who still like toys but u got to treat them and the material with respect and make it interesting and inspiring.

[@lasemanamayor9396]

Geoffrey Harris I still like toys even if im 13 I prefer toys over ipads evn though i have one myself But thats true all the kids my age only care about technology

[@planetschlock]

I really wish the 21st century wasn't so depressing....

[@74kross]

As a old man of 43 with a 5 y/o i can tell you buying toys is a waste of money. You might get them to play with it a day tops. Hell, they might even play with the box it came out of more. Its all tablets, Ipads, switches, ps4 now ... That's all they want. Also have a son who is 21 y/o he was the same way.

[@MrNew122]

Yes, the toys may not be selling....but, the Princess Leia tampons, are flying off the shelves.

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

Admiral Holdo panty liners. Now available in striking purple colour!

[@OlweCalmcacil]

We should as a group go to our local Walmarts, Targets, and Toys R Us and send the footage of those findings to WCB so he can make a compilation video so we can reinforce the truth that it is nation wide.

[@DJKCP]

It's kind of funny, all the clone wars or eu figures are sold out or expensive showing that people actually want those and enjoy the stuff which Disney tries to shove aside. Good examples from the black series including Anakin, Qui gon, Captain Rex, Commander Gree, Darth Revan and more

[@wildboyz359]

DJKCP the clone wars toys, 2003 and 2008, those figures owned the fucking high ground. It was a soooo hard to get obi wan and anakin

[@DJKCP]

Yep, back when they moved merchandise better not filling up shelves

[@guardiansparky1766]

Probably because those characters were badass especially Revan