Who is Lunch Club?

[@CHEFonYT]

Schlatt is the real terror here. He can put on any persona and it would be 100% believable to anyone who doesnt know him well...Maybe even to those who do.

[@ivycrosby3520]

True. I am very much afraid of Schlatt.

[@samlemay58]

I was almost convinced he was Catholic after I saw him on the Rajjchelor

[@nickthethick7502]

@@samlemay58 so were all of those stupid thots

[@bubsly4375]

Ted is almost (if not) the exact same. Sometimes I wonder if Ted and Schlatt are the same people and switch roles to play each other on different days...

[@elliottbenjamin9261]

What you mean, Schlatt is a 27 year old Harvard scholar and also is gay

[@drewthedweeeb]

The more I learn about Schlatt, the less I know.

[@scornedrose6808]

Shlatt's existence is paradoxical

[@thiccboi423]

iarvard

[@spiritswan39]

hes 27 from harvard thats crazy

[@wubi5415]

Did he really go to Harvard

[@gokartcats]

y'all high, he literally said his age and he's from harvard

[@tess1681]

schlatt could say he died 80 years ago and owns the grand canyon and i’d still be like yea ok i believe him

[@panonymousbloom5405]

so you sayin schlatt gave birth to charlie

[@becuz.]

But he did die 80 years ago???

[@ilovemyhubby12345]

there are 447 people in the US named Peter Griffin we won’t know till the man says it

[@Ztrawby]

He could say I died 80 years ago and id believe him

[@frozenlizard3370]

Schlatt: I died 80 years ago and I own the Grand Canyon. Me: okay, I believe you.

[@nilsarnerlof9633]

It was fun while it lasted.

[@waterz871]

Yep

[@marlamahaffey6211]

i want it back so bad :( i just binge all the videos now

[@Lynieisbetterthanu]

Agreed rip

[@ginjeong7639]

o7

[@carlwheezer4333]

Indeed it was

[@jessielake1623]

schlatt: doesnt want us to know where he is from also schlatt: has accent, hates new jersey, and wears a yankee hat all the time..

[@jakemarszewski8684]

jessietoff he used to work at a deli too

[@jillweff]

Also says he’s from New York

[@destinydynamites]

clearly he's from canada

[@jillweff]

Canada is a myth idiot

[@alexmunoz2642]

Destiny Dynamite who’s canada

[@prussianmaple]

Instead of clarifying ANYTHING, Schlatt somehow manages to confuse everyone even more with each question or interview. Truly a talent

[@bryec6528]

"People will find you"

[@marc_sed]

@@bryec6528 Fair tho

[@Potatoe-f6u]

I feel like at some point his has given completely honest information about himself and nobody realised because it was indistinguishable from the lies.

[@felisi2831]

I mean he's from harvard you know

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Potatoe Overlord I mean, only a true businessman would speak in such riddles, as deals are only made with deception, not truth

[@sopbees]

i don’t think schlatt even knows who he is anymore, he’s just a collection of various strange bits

[@EpicRaylight]

lmao true

[@zanethezaniest274]

That’s the power of going to Harvard

[@miguelbingular5328]

Nice profile pic

[@tacoman2279]

dick and biols

[@what-uu3zn]

What is schlatt

[@lofi.autumn]

I like how Carson’s only real answer is him saying he wants to ship Travis out on a boat

[@ednsharp]

@Bee Toon it really did-

[@xeli3046]

@@ikandoit what does that even mean lmao?

[@gorplsnaps2920]

@@ikandoit I think everyone knows about it, but what the fuck does that quote have to do with it? He's accused of pedophilia, how did him saying he'd ship Travis off in a boat, "age terribly". God, this is the cheapest, most toxic form of comedy. Any time a KZbinr gets inti controversy, people just flood into every single thing in the universe that mentions them, and say, "well that aged terribly". It doesn't always make sense, and it's not funny anymore, it's obnoxious. I could code a bot to do the exact same thing you guys do in 15 minutes. Is that an uplifting prospect to you? The fact that with 15 minutes and basic coding understanding your entire personality could be achieved and produced infinitely through a bot by anyone.

[@fbi538]

@@ikandoit if you had to say that then he’s definitely talking about you.

[@innocent_felon]

@QewPea How are any of those things fucking related? Please tell me this is satire so I don’t have to believe people with your thought process exist

[@nelly-px4br]

why does schlatt seem like a criminal trying to cover up something

[@doornoobiusprimegaming6284]

He is

[@hugs4zhongli]

because he's one

[@4llig4tor2]

That's why he hates Obama

[@inescayolsoleno699]

Noah said that he has a secret

[@iknowmyopinioniswrongbut6785]

He's not a criminal, he's from harvard

[@devioustea]

Schlatt seems to be the person that you could just talk to for hours and still find him interesting but also know nothing about him.

[@MJ-pg7cx]

agree

[@generic_soda]

Das jus how Shlatt be...

[@blunderless]

How the hell is he that bucking smart bro

[@blunderless]

I said fucking not bucking you def sons o’ bitches

[@2bluebenny2]

He’s the Roza Diaz of lunch club

[@weirdocatguy2167]

Schlatt isnt real I swear to god schlatt is a inside joke and we all just see him

[@kerrinobrien2975]

yes, this is it, this is the one and only truth

[@nnitro]

how do we all understand this

[@bcxv3293]

jschlatt is his internet persona, so you could say he’s an inside joke

[@pug4986]

Am I the only one that thinks it’s weird there’s over two thousand likes and 3 comments

[@pug4986]

well uh 5 now

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

How so distant they have become, Charlie doesnt even want to associate himself with Carson anymore. And now when I see them high five, happy and laughing as friends, the blood in my veins chills when I think back to that day.

[@NeonAmbient]

I can relate man the news was a hit in the gut and how everyone is calling him a pedo when it was a 1-2 age difference it actually fucking hirts

[@myaowchi5337]

@@NeonAmbient True it just hurts, I really like them seeing together as friends and as a group. Carson allegations wasn't the pedophilia that was happening cause it was only 2 years, It was the power dynamic and mostly him continuing this shit even though Schlatt, Josh and Ted where helping him better himself and mostly lying that he was better. Their friendship seems like a good one if this drama didnt happen at all

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

@@myaowchi5337 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS A BRAIN

[@ape5490]

@@NeonAmbient he wasn't a pedo but he abused his power to groom fans. He threw away his success.

[@AIDENo_o]

@@ape5490 see they say I feel like that's when that you know starts to become a misunderstanding like if you read it she was very very well consenting but we don't really know about the other ones because from at least with us so there hasn't been as much evidence for the other girls

[@Glac0]

Normally, you'd expect to learn more from someone after an interview. Schlatt leaves you knowing less. While Schlatt fears people, people fear Schlatt

[@sapphis_lazuli]

ah, the duality

[@sadovuato]

Every video he’s a different persona

[@vhscore399]

its okay, schlatt's more scared of you than you are of him

[@creedbratton490]

He isn’t 27 and didn’t go to Harvard. Is schlatt his real name

[@sapphis_lazuli]

@@creedbratton490 you know what, probably not

[@Adam-yf8xi]

Traves: California Schlatt: SOMEONE WILL FIND YOU

[@jamesraven6766]

Schlatt has made a lot of deals with people.

[@surrealreal_]

Traves: earth Schlatt: SOMEONE WILL FIND YOU

[@butterdog997]

Your mom fat.

[@lulgrim]

@@butterdog997 your mom thin

[@butterdog997]

@@lulgrim STOP

[@12chance29]

don't know why, but i feel like these guys are the 7 deadly sins reincarnate

[@failedfandom5938]

I totally agree 100%

[@uwuzi]

this is a draft don't sue me wrath - carson greed - cooper sloth - schlatt envy - traves gluttony - noah lust - charlie pride - ted

[@beardedcain6789]

@@uwuzi how is schlatt anything other than greed?

[@velri2555]

not really sure about a few of them but here's my take schlatt = greed travis = sloth ted = wrath carson = gluttony charlie = lust cooper = envy noah = pride

[@sapphis_lazuli]

charlie will always be lust then???

[@restful486]

Schlatt: The Business Man Charlie: The Comedy Master Ted: The Aggressive Carson: The Mentally Insane Travis: The Wholesome Cooper: The Skater Boy Noah: The Leader

[@ugerwashy]

The best team build I’ve ever heard for the boys

[@marshall9003]

Carson: the corn shucker

[@kimberlyjuliet8376]

Bootiful

[@ononvi3938]

sounds about right

[@planterbox]

While Schlatt is a business man, he is also VERY corrupt

[@kagome_495]

Schlatt: “Charlie’s a rain of sunshine” Charlie: “𝙎 𝙏 𝙄 𝙁 𝙁 𝘾 𝙊 𝘾 𝙆 “

[@sitrizz]

i choked at this comment i love it

[@timklebel879]

Šteif kökk

[@tobler0001]

*ray

[@batcountryally]

STEEF KÖK

[@laurivirtanen8636]

SHTIFF KHOK

[@yellowbed]

Schlatt is like a ditto. He sees someone wearing a harvard shirt, bam he’s a harvard grad. Maybe he sees a gay catholic man, bam gay catholic.

[@zarnox3071]

Are you telling me he wasn't already gay?

[@grungling]

@@zarnox3071 not until he saw your mom he wasnt *boom*

[@Adam-yf8xi]

When I comment this it has 666 likes

[@alext.5755]

Greyzz and he said he was 27, and I don’t know if that’s true

[@lenyaananya9771]

Alex T. On the Rajjlor he said he’s 20 but I don’t know if you should trust that information

[@jaek3430]

Charlie is both the nerdiest and the most jock out of all of them.

[@littlebirdie1956]

He is pretty buff

[@squiggles6861]

he’s the buff nerd from the game grumps bit

[@hyewire]

like his face, nerd his arms RIPPED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR SOME REASON LIKE MARKIPLIER LIKE WTF

[@beachai5477]

the girth of those arms

[@Harlexed]

I love him 😂

[@DeathsWhistle]

Nope schlatt wasn't the one with a dark secret noah

[@drewg2065]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@weenys4344]

PAHAHAHAHA

[@alexaparry4477]

ohhhhh

[@mauyalul]

JAIL

[@leegornik8656]

OH-

[@ok-lg3ec]

schlatt: charlie’s a ray of sunshine. cut to charlie viciously wielding a ping pong paddle: ŠTÏFF KÖK

[@warlockarcher]

Lol

[@benhuang8542]

4:31 there u go

[@augustotterberg1850]

LMAO

[@Muip]

@@augustotterberg1850 it is tho

[@augustotterberg1850]

@@Muip yeah lol

[@heemjefee6889]

"What do you think of Ted?" Schlatt: Have you seen Hazbin Hotel?

[@xuffy153]

he's about to say that gay spider

[@rinisafool]

_gay spider gay spider gay spi_

[@moew3154]

@@rinisafool what is the gay spider im so scared

[@moew3154]

nevermind

[@izaakzimmerman7945]

Katie Killjoy

[@tealieanimations]

Charlie: cool dad Noah: stern dad Cooper: older brother Travis: younger brother Ted: weird uncle Schlatt: grandad Carson: that one weird cousin you avoid at parties

[@aaaueghbababooey7919]

Ted is more like that fun uncle your parents don’t want you to hang out with

[@ivycrosby3520]

Actually Schlatt is not even part of the family and is a psychopath who infiltrated the family for his own gain

[@floydwilliams6009]

Carson: Shucker of corn

[@hungryhungryhummer]

I like how there’s 2 dads

[@tevc7819]

Tealie Animations i’m loosing it at how accurate that is

[@SpeedyGD5]

Seeing Charlie and Carson in the beginning broke me. edit: Carson is back and It shows that if you are in a controversy, you can come back, you just need to not fuck it all up.

[@cleverproductions3678]

What did Charlie do?

[@toucannonsam9813]

@@cleverproductions3678 Charlie reported Carson to the authorities after he told the Lunch Club what he did

[@cleverproductions3678]

@@toucannonsam9813 oh

[@thomascorrenti4792]

@@toucannonsam9813 wait really?

[@toucannonsam9813]

@@thomascorrenti4792 Yeah it's true sadly😔

[@ivycrosby3520]

You ever notice that Ted is paranoid of Travis and Travis is paranoid of Ted in this vid?

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

Yes

[@heyhey.6274]

An unstoppable force and an immovable object

[@vihaanle3010]

its an act

[@_Xedious]

Ivy Crosby It would be obvious that the tallest one is paranoid of the shortest one and the shortest one is paranoid from the tallest one

[@wet_cat_food]

You know, the Australians lost a war to these guys

[@anti-mate407]

emus?????

[@davycrockett8630]

No

[@neo-fox1185]

Australians aren't real

[@davycrockett8630]

Jotaro Kujo well they did lose to these guys

[@AnthM03]

@@neo-fox1185 yes we totally aren't real we're all totally well paid actors

[@yousunkmybattleship8082]

everyone else : *honest thoughts on their friends * Carson: *either something about corn, him, or the ball things at Walmart*

[@Lars_Hermsen]

you sunk my battle ship Unless the question is who he’d sacrifice first. Then he answers swiftly without a doubt

[@yousunkmybattleship8082]

@@Lars_Hermsen exActlY

[@filipflyers-ds9oc]

They called me the earshucker of corn

[@bn_alaghbari]

filipflyers2899 corn of earschucker

[@toughshark4585]

My guy have you been to Indiana. Corn is a religion here.

[@sha3560]

"Charlie did you bring the bits?" he won't anymore.

[@MacnDoodles]

JESUS FUCK MAN

[@Summerrchild]

NO SHUT THE HELL UP😭

[@jinxed5723]

edgy

[@DatTrashCat]

I like how everything is normal until Carson starts incoherently babbling about shucking corn and ball pits.

[@Mildcat743]

Absolutely nothing is normal about any of this.

[@Rock-yg9ln]

Hes the corn shucker what do you want from him?

[@purrpixelvevo]

Rock what deeds might be asked if the corn earshucker

[@sadovuato]

And then the second he’s asked who to sacrifice he immediately gets serious and just goes “Travis”

[@jimitpoddar4365]

And starts twerking while Charlie answers the last question

[@pizzaragu1295]

Schlatt: “I’m not telling you where I’m from”. Also Schlatt: wears Yankees hat in every video

[@lil3932]

Robert Silva must be an australian then lol

[@kodyjordan2451]

Yeah, it was confirmed in his rajj that he lives in new york

[@rural33]

lilly z You bumbling idiot. He must be from Yugoslavia

[@tron.6041]

He comes from no state he is a spawn of the yawning abyss he is a hellish being. a celestial body. A master of cock and balls

[@velber1925]

@@rural33 kyrgyzstan

[@grassytoast3683]

Why does Schlatt always put on a totally random character whenever there’s a video that needs to be made 😂

[@shikharmalik1622]

That man is a mystery that cannot be unraveled......

[@halimmimo2555]

He/They are the best characters 😂

[@morgansuh8374]

what do you mean "random character" ??? this man is a gay devout catholic who graduated from Harvard

[@halimmimo2555]

@@morgansuh8374 all he want in life is big strong dudes

[@backstabboi4559]

@@morgansuh8374 and a business man

[@davidddrums]

Gonna miss this group. So fucking imaculate. Maybe they continue with Jawsh instead.

[@hamster_04.7]

I wish

[@capnconnor5631]

Carson is what made Lunch Club, Lunch Club

[@koreno5420]

@RYLE SALUNGA yeah, he doesn't think that it would work economicly.

[@blaghgames5050]

yes

[@blaghgames5050]

i tried to reply to my comment, i don't get @'ed

[@brickwardd]

carson: carson: carson: camera guy: so- carson: you know what they call me?

[@daKaosjr]

the shucker of corn

[@asvsbh8257]

He who gives the corns the shucking

[@NoahClevinger]

Ear shucker of corn

[@theterminalstupidityvariet1629]

They call me blades

[@user-kz2ke6qr8u]

the corn ear chucker

[@de-ment]

Travis: "I hate Ted" Ted: "Stay in school" oh I see why

[@chansyanne8945]

Oh God, oh fuk

[@redmistbby]

"wHaT aRe NoUnS?!"

[@TheodoreCoolman]

Carson : *Rambling nonsense to answer every question* Question : Who would you sacrifice? Carson : "Travis" Carson : *Goes back to rambling for every question*

[@tarrenr8159]

That is just the cornshucker way. You clearly aren't from Indiana like myself and carson cause that is just how all of us, deranged from years of cornshucking, function.

[@DavistheDCfan]

Carson: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@jammiewhammie]

Davis Kersey i hate y

[@abs01utetr4sh7]

@@DavistheDCfan YOU FIEND

[@AMadMage]

Haizano what the fuck are you doing here

[@no-ln3tf]

I come back to this video every once in a while *Only* for Schlatt.

[@charlottex2704]

Same

[@ilahlundgren]

I watch them for Ted Schlatt and Charlie. The elites!

[@rrozzers]

@@ilahlundgren true

[@matthewclegg6321]

SAMEEE

[@elschaetty]

I watch it for Carson and Schlatt

[@russiandedede]

Ted looks like James Charles if James Charles was straight

[@thedumbartist]

james charles wishes he could be as pretty as ted

[@ok-fk1pr]

TheDumbArtist Brooke I’m straight but I still think ted is quite attractive

[@thechazzler8934]

He does

[@rosered8838]

how could you say something so controversial and yet so brave

[@jlxvv]

You will buy my wares

[@nara_ic5488]

The more exposure to schlatt I have the more scared I get due to his intellect, it's kinda like, he's stuck in a mindset of constant plotting....

[@jrw2319]

if you watch his streams he's basically just a crackhead

[@Light-fi1mj]

He’s terrifying with a plan

[@UnseenVids]

Did he actually go to Harvard or is he bullshitting?

[@evanvachon]

Unseen Minecraft no. I’m pretty sure in the Goopcast they did on the misfits set they said that schlatt had just dropped out of school

[@UnseenVids]

@@evanvachon ty very cool

[@blumblor4639]

These guys should collab with goop, I think they'd have good chemistry

[@kiwizdziwi3502]

nah they should collab with game men

[@thatsabruhmoment17]

They should Collab with the unzipped podcast too, I heard they're failing and could really use lunch club's help

[@sabshilli7002]

They should also collaborate with the Fart Club

[@beehwi2714]

You mean Gwenyth Patrelowidjeis company?

[@dongboy8038]

I heard dinner club is trying to reach out to them

[@Blues480]

4:17 Charlie suddenly looked into the future, seeing what was to become

[@vinimooraess]

Schlatt is eventually gonna be roleplaying so many people he will forget who he really is

[@frisolaxod3835]

Vinicius de Moraes that sounds both good and bad.

[@timewellspent8137]

Who knows... Maybe he already has.

[@animalesgalore]

Mr BoyoMan you missed New York Schlatt

[@sexyrussell1506]

@@CHEFonYT also RepublicanSchlatt

[@enriquesaggese2819]

These personalities are actually who he is. One day, as he attempts to shed them, he will peel through the last one to find nothing there, not even a physical form. When he attempts to recollect his true childhood, he finds nothing. No parents, no friends, no places, nothing to indicate his existence.

[@capofsno]

yo schlatt is an elderly man

[@weeztard45]

No he 20

[@ArcticaTheFox]

XD I wheezed when I heard that number because he looks like he could be 27

[@yappledapple2293]

@@weeztard45 he 27

[@yappledapple2293]

He went to Harvard. All 4 years

[@kkiwicandy]

he said he was 12 in 2012 so he’s probably around 20

[@peppercornucopia_]

Charlie is being held at gunpoint by Ted and/or Schlatt. He is only fed when he makes a funny joke.

[@quacked_egg]

Or tortured if he makes a bad one

[@petahgriff7196]

Most likely it is schlatt with the gun

[@chunglebung8988]

Eating like a fucking pig then

[@gerfrump1815]

He trained himself to make puns out of everything for survival.

[@cinnamonspiders]

*the* chuckle sandwich foreshadowing

[@Ozeanic]

To those wondering where they are now: -Schlatt (Jschlatt) returned to streaming, and sometimes being a "guest andy" showing up on multiple different streams and buying an entire energy drink company, as well as joining another streaming group known as "OTK" as an affiliate. -Ted Nivison kept on running his main channel and making "incorrect history of x" videos out of which he found great success, He also started a podcast with Schlatt and Charlie called "chuckle sandwich, which is on it's 54th episode as of writing -Charlie (Slimecicle) continued running his channel along with many side projects, the most important of which was "Just Roll With It" which is a DnD podcast that he ran with multiple of his other friends. He would later leave the chuckle sandwitch podcast on the 54th episode so that he could shift his focus onto his main podcast. -Travis (Traves) went into a major hiatus, not streaming for a year, before returning and then dissapearing again, as of june 2022 he still hasn't completely returned to his twitch nor his youtube channel, he seldom makes appearances on cscoop's csgo moments montages. -Cooper (Cscoop) continued making csgo montages and skate vlogs on his main channel, along with Traves and Noah, where he has a semi regular upload schedule of high quality content. -Josh (Jawsh) although not an official lunch club member, he was very well affiliated with them, found mild success after continuing streaming on twitch mainly as a "react andy" and Mario 64 speedrunner, uploading stream highlights to his youtube channel. -After being exposed, carson (CallMeCarson) took a year long hiatus, and returned with a video on which he states that he'd be donating all of his streaming revenue to charity for an entire year, on which he never fully acknowledged the full story of what had happened, as of june of 2022 he's still trying to revive his youtube channel with a different crew, but sadly, it's not the same anymore. -Noah (Hugbox) went on to upload some videos to his main channel, the most popular being a video criticizing Dream stans, he continued to milk the "carson situation" after 2 years, doing interviews on rando's streams, and releasing doomer content on his youtube channel

[@QuentacosIsMe]

Well summarized, I miss these times

[@doofusboy7054]

I’d argue Carson’s doing the best he can now, he just never made a super long and drawn out apology video going into his side of the story which wasn’t really needed. He apologised and sorted things out privately with those who needed it which was all he really needed to do. Still a massive shame as it’s not the same but it’s better than nothing.

[@slavhardbass6997]

and on the third day, the corn shucker arose from the fields. *“I shuck the corn!”* he proclaimed. “He shucks the corn!” the onlookers cried in response.

[@edaenotitia9021]

May the corn be shucked

[@dingus9002]

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lenghtened...

[@jessicabraud3307]

What's up, mother-shuckers

[@zedaddy3530]

@@jessicabraud3307 it Cornell Corneillius Cornwall

[@lightspeedbeast]

Why am I crying

[@Skids113]

Everyone’s just saying normal-ish stuff, and then Carson talks about: -Corn -Walmart ball pits -kick flipping his mom

[@kin8524]

i dont get it whats not normal about these 3?

[@rhys2699]

I don’t see any any discrepancies in this list

[@jjd3hner544]

Carson discusses corn for like 10 minutes

[@Livia-T]

*twerking in the background*

[@alixa7797]

The fact that Carson talks about corn proves that he is from Indiana

[@smallfoot5689]

Carson: cornshuckler Schlatt: businessman Ted: mega chad Travis: human cannonball Cooper: sk8r boi Charlie: ray of sunshines Lunch club has pretty good chemistry ngl edit: forgot Noah he's lurking in the shadows

[@m3mdedw.762]

Noah: parrot

[@hahabearseathoney]

Noah isn’t here because he resides in the shadows, going unnoticed until he finally strikes.

[@jdivund]

small foot I like where you’re going with this

[@vyelee]

chad chadison

[@doingmybesthere3940]

charlie: dedicated goblin

[@skacalaca]

KZbin really has a way of recommending this stuff in the worst times...

[@natalie-up5qr]

schlatt and ted have single dad energies but on opposite spectrums

[@mobulamoon]

Schlatt hung his baby. He’s just... single now.

[@cherrisoda892]

Schlatt has uncle energy

[@glitchcandy665]

Why is that so true?

[@neoroko6923]

i will never forget this comment. this is so accurate... im speechless

[@stressedtwentyfourseven875]

Schlatt is the kinda single dad that feeds his eleven kids spaggeti-os every night because he's to tired and to scared of his eleven blood thirsty children to make anything else. While Ted is the single dad that will tell you to eat the drywall in the basement if your hungry.

[@qb9music]

Noah & Charlie: Lunch club is a bunch of dudes being pals Schlatt: We're just here to make money Carson: *cornshucker*

[@Slxppyjoints]

“I see lunch club as kind of a pirate crew”

[@jackal5359]

It’s like cowchop all over again

[@TravisRyley]

Everyone Else: acknowledging and answering the question Carson: *C O R N*

[@kilow76]

B A L L P I T

[@low_bo]

S M E L L Y. F I N G E R S

[@Zeth06]

Never thought i'd see the day where this group would fall apart...

[@JaceAce22]

Chronologically, they fell apart in March

[@jacksondye2626]

*Asks Question* Carson: C O R N S H U C K E R “Who would you sacrifice * Carson: oh Travis definitely

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

A taste of what carson is capable of.

[@ele_uwuz]

Everyone: says where theyre from. Schlatt: *im actually scared of people, thats why i wont say it. People will find you*

[@dianac7109]

Hes not wrong

[@AszikExtra]

BirthdayBoyHalo will conquer the world with Skepunism

[@yukaricchi8794]

schlatt stans are wild ngl

[@gooblette]

People did find him and doxxed him I feel really bad for him

[@ajlacicak6344]

He said where he is from before.....

[@Lena-cw2yd]

Ted: up high Travis: down low Schlatt: too slow

[@SorrowMorrow]

Cooper: too fast

[@nah_im_hannah]

I genuinely laughed so hard at this

[@unclebillsofficial]

two: mad

[@scornedrose6808]

Swap down low and too slow and it'll be _perfect_

[@burgernthemomrailer]

SCORNED ROSE 3:33 say that again

[@KadenDaughenbaugh]

Damn man, this fucking hurts, like this hits me in the feels.

[@kwasamadorf]

Is schlatt’s life a bit or something. He is never not in a bit

[@carsonpog480]

Josh J except for theweeklyslap

[@jolynemalone]

Probably not irl

[@alexchesbro]

Watch theweeklyslap, that’s how he is irl

[@benflynn6679]

I don’t know who’s more terrifying, ted or schlatt, they’re both so extremely unreadable it’s unnerving Edit: Came back to watch this video, forgot about this comment lol, realised I’m older than everyone in this video now bar Ted and Charlie, I’m 21 now but was like 16-17 when I left this comment, crazy shit

[@W7RSON]

I think Noah is scarier, because he has an extremely neutral evil

[@sapphis_lazuli]

schlatt

[@amagimofumofu6549]

Schlatt looks like he would assasinate you , Ted looks like he would just pick you up and rip you in half

[@thymicthymic]

Ted is like a playful and more stable evil, schlatt is just insane

[@multiplecigsgirlrot]

@@amagimofumofu6549 its kinda like ted doom guy and schlatts corvo from dishonoured

[@liltrizzy_]

Schlat:”Charlie’s a ray of sunshine” Charlie: S T I F C O K

[@idontwannaleaveyou]

Sof dec

[@radiogloria]

lunch club ended in the worst way imaginable

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Well... pretty sure it couldve been worst

[@0025aid]

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica m u r d e r

[@gplgs4640]

@@0025aid **dun dun dun* on keyboard*

[@0025aid]

@@gplgs4640 dont know why but the 21st century fox thing played in my head

[@gplgs4640]

@@0025aid It was a cat in the hat reference

[@fakecore9811]

travis: :3 literally everyone else: okay so basically he's the antichrist, but huggable.

[@triggeredpossum6752]

Love that

[@this_way_that_way9890]

I mean, he is

[@olivial2654]

Caliborn is a lunch club fan holy shit

[@fakecore9811]

@@olivial2654 oh god oh fuck suddenly i must go

[@sketta3984]

so this must mean lord english also knows about lunch club?

[@grenmaju4082]

While this was all around great, some parts that really shine through are Carson's shucking capabilities. Like he dabbled in corn shucking as a child, who knows his capabilities now? Can he outshuck Charlie's corn? Is he immune to the poison? Truly, he is a man of unknown potential.

[@backstabboi4559]

Charlie will sacrifice your newborn

[@STRNGquark]

second video if the channel and we already have lore

[@wickermann]

@@guunkye1202 ??

[@ok-lm4wf]

carson is like a 40 year old dad telling stories to a person that he just met at a walmart parking lot.

[@leitnerleitnerleitner]

40 year old uncle*

[@SebbyWest]

It was fun while it lasted. Thank you, everyone. I hope there’s a brighter future in store for us all.

[@StortHast27]

Ted: Pirate captain Noah: Parrot Cooper: First mate who is planning to commit a mutiny against Ted Schlatt: Crew mate that fully supports coopers mutiny, as long as he gets to keep a certain amount of Ted's treasures Carson: the cook, who serves corn with every meal Charlie: stowaway that hides in the crow's nest Travis: the cannonball

[@velri2555]

no, Charlie hides in a crate

[@hamchurger4566]

I have to disagree with carson and charlie. Carson: the corn shucker that gives corn to Charlie Charlie: the cook that poisons the corn

[@sirdigsalo1]

I think Noah is the guy that actually pulls all the weight of the mutiny, but is completely ignored by the end of it.

[@nicalbderace7383]

Schlatt the guy that's on the boat but no one really knows who he is or how he got there.

[@sirdigsalo1]

@@nicalbderace7383 But completely business orientated. Honestly it just sounds like the 1930's perception of the devil, a cunning business man in a sharp suit that can promise anything for your soul, and no one knows who he truly is other than a devil. Funny.

[@kiizos536]

Schlatt is someone who generates fear just by saying his name, he is on another level that no mortal mind can understand, one cannot comprehend the emotion he expresses. He is another being. It is not "who is Schlatt" it is "What is Schlatt" edit: lmao remember when lunchclub was a thing

[@kiizos536]

@@3ggshells thats not what i was going for in this comment then again this comment was 3 months ago and i dont remember writing it

[@kiizos536]

@@3ggshells I know that

[@raygan903]

He’s like Voldemort

[@furywolf4488]

APPLE

[@davidthor4405]

The true question is “What is NOT Schlatt?”

[@thepizzaman9159]

Carson: - Shucks Corn - Stinkie Fingies

[@looting3305]

- Ball pits

[@mooshuroom]

- big dumpy

[@Tman_Hall]

Neeeecckk

[@thepizzaman9159]

mfw the main part of the next lunch club video would include Stinkie Fingies

[@nopety_nope4231]

this just radiates *filming a school group project with your best friends*

[@sylvery_]

Now its just when you find it on your hard drive years later and get sad that you’re not friends anymore.

[@michellehanson2407]

What is lunch club? Everyone: dudes hanging out and being dudes Schlatt: it's a business

[@briarshine]

What can you say? He’s said multiple time that he is the best business man out there

[@TheDiggity42]

They’re here mainly to make m o n e y.

[@lululoveschifuyu315]

4:30 Schlatt: "Charlie is a ray of sunshine" Charlie: "S T I F F C O C K"

[@Vincent-sj9yr]

everyone: pals, fools, dudes,.,., shlatt: m o n e y travis: 😳

[@rubenbaraja9248]

Carson : *SHUCK*

[@Vincent-sj9yr]

@@rubenbaraja9248 SANS UNDERTALE

[@_understandable]

"Lunch Club is a group of guys being pals..." Schlatt right after: "LUNCH CLUB IS A BUSINESS"

[@MrSimpleton]

Noah: Starts a military coup Schlatt: Makes deals with the opposing side, ensuring a profit Travis: Just happy to be involved Cooper: Rides skateboard through the battleground Ted: Begins a barbecue whilst the war continues Charlie: Kazoo Solos at the barbecue Carson: Shucks Corn to serve at the barbecue

[@ryacoli]

This deserves a fan animation!

[@sweatpee7589]

barbecoup

[@sabi_sue]

travis is the leader of the coup behind the scene

[@sabotabo7476]

did you just call ted a centrist

[@pezisoffline1039]

Don't start another Dream Team SMP war

[@chuu7135]

not even 10 seconds in and charlie is already causing chaos

[@verysuspiciousstew5011]

Sounds like Charlie

[@yappledapple2293]

corn

[@Eryph]

They call him the catalyst's catalyst

[@yappledapple2293]

@@Eryph They are very much correct

[@nightowl8536]

“Charlie’s a ray of sunshine-“

[@mudfish6861]

Everyone: Schlatt: I’m here to make money and I want nobody to find me Carson: so they called me the corn shucker, I shucked-

[@DavistheDCfan]

Schlatt: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@sketchai397]

@@DavistheDCfan i hate you and everything you stand for

[@stopit5000]

Nobody would be much more fitting than everyone

[@ablus]

@@DavistheDCfan the end of the url tells all

[@fr0gp1s33]

The fact that they all trusted each other so much. Good things always come to an end.

[@hannahmendillo]

Sadly, nothing truly lasts. But at least we have the memories

[@Sploberrie]

@@hannahmendillo Memento mori.

[@randomperson8927]

It's insane how good schlatt is at doing bits because I legit thought I got his age wrong and he was actually 27

[@hamchurger4566]

I like Charlies bits more. Woof

[@ΞξξΞξξ-ω8κ]

dude he dropped out of college in 2019, it’s not that deep 💀

[@tiredkat8549]

1:25 that was some incredible acting from the person in the background. absolutely impeccable performance

[@trin585]

ikr

[@elvr1ce]

this is disgusting. a man got shot and you are making foolish jokes about it. How despicable. how immensely CHILDISH

[@tiredkat8549]

Elvrice id like to formally apologise, what i did was inappropriate and insensitive. my thoughts and prayers are with the friends and families affected by this travesty

[@notstraw]

an award is needed to be delivered to that acting MASTERPIECE

[@desdamona]

I think it was Charlie who fell down

[@joelmccann9869]

The others: actually answering the questions Carson: I’m the corn shucker

[@petarantic1224]

You know those ballpits in Walmart

[@Mr_Taternater]

joel mccann and Schlatt just leaves wondering

[@superblaze1]

the earshucker of corn

[@Alecsdotwav]

Its funny when i read this comment. Carson perfectly timing says corn shucker

[@clayton29]

This kinda hurts a lot to watch honestly

[@azrog9951]

yeah the backstabing friends and all

[@zalmora_395]

@@azrog9951?

[@sickinkybitch]

Same-

[@robloxian5232]

@@zalmora_395 Carson and Charlie were really good friends and after what Carson did, Charlie reported him to the authorities.

[@samcheese4303]

@@azrog9951 backstabbing? Carson commited a crime and hey had to say something

[@youronlyhope4383]

I have a weird feeling that Carson and Charlie are two halves of a whole.

[@jblen]

I actually found Carson through Charlie and I was amazed how Carson was so much like Charlie, and now I love them both

[@hamchurger4566]

@@jblen everyone in lunch club has a some kind of weird connection to being like carson. I think carson is what really brings them all together.

[@oddacity5883]

Christian Sonic What if everybody else is a extension of Carson’s existence, a shared organism thing like a batch of mushrooms

[@guy9876]

Od dacity Spot on. They’re all like fungi. The spores Carson spews from those stinky fingers has infected them, now they’re no more than hosts to the parasite that is youtuber/twitch streamer Callmecarson

[@tired247]

two halves of a whole braincell 💀

[@examinethewitness4172]

The fact that Carson, the man who got memed for crying in a Minecraft tournament, is from my state has me reeling

[@chewedupgum7024]

SAME

[@chum5518]

He’s from my neighboring state

[@grum9536]

Finally, us Indianians can be known for something other than c o r n.

[@user-kz4ln8fw3z]

Ok now fellow Indianians, there is only one question Purdue or IU That will tell me if your a good person or not

[@bumblebear438]

Hufflepuffboi 27 not from Indiana but Purdue

[@AMadMage]

Sorry, but I was way too concentrated on Carson’s character development

[@vertexed5540]

You know like those ball puts that go into the air? You can't have them without multiple balls you know?

[@finthorne]

You know what they call me?

[@noellec-ln2tw]

They call him the ear shucker of corn

[@KalenAlmeida]

well me too in 2021

[@sapphicmoonlightlilith]

comments that aged like milk

[@philipmonreal5774]

Watching this now is like being at the end of an Among Us game and you know who the impostor is

[@Julius-Ver]

slime is like the guy that is trying to be funny, and actually succeeds

[@hondrak]

No

[@fortniteisbestgame1012]

@@hondrak i agree, NO!

[@kreatona4219]

Steef cok

[@velri2555]

@@hondrak charlie is funny wtf you on bro

[@ivycrosby3520]

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@mrendroid609]

4:29 Schlatt: Charlies a ray of sunshine Charlie: Steef cohk

[@bamdenie3466]

Congratulations you pointed out a joke. Master of comedy over here.

[@rubenbaraja9248]

Lmao im dying Jk stfu

[@mrendroid609]

@@bamdenie3466 It was more a marker for me to come back to later, but thanks for the input!

[@mrendroid609]

@@rubenbaraja9248 It was more of a marker for me to come back to later, but thanks for the input!

[@ziekziek5601]

Schlatt: Scared, paranoid, smart and only staying because he has no one else. (They're is right, something is gnawing at him.) Travis: Being held hostage, yet capable of slaughtering them all but is staying cause he likes them. Carson: Completely insane to the point of rambling, they keep him around because he's the one that made them famous. Cooper: Just trying to vibe, yet gets interupted and has to deal with the gremlins. Ted: Your stepdad. Charlie: An 8th grader that is gaining his comedical talent from the rest of the pirate ship crew. Noah: Just like Cooper said, he is forming a military coup for unspecified revolutionary reasons, also probably has a wife and kids.

[@bobbymalone2039]

most accurate one

[@MinecraftManager]

Nice one man, if I had to rate this joke I'd give it a solid 73% it was smart and a bit funny. Keep it up and we might invest! Good joke

[@pretzelmang]

charlie is this funniest one bro

[@legin9886]

4:17 "he's got his fingies in a lot of business, and that's scary." -charlie, about carson.

[@hermmiee]

carson doesn't answer anything until he's asked who he'd get rid of

[@bigboss6860]

No his role In Lunch club is the earshucker of corn. He defends the ball pit of target

[@NDex5]

6:53 Schlatt: talking about how bad his advice would be Also Schlatt: has a whole KZbin channel dedicated to giving advice

[@chiefqueef932]

Wait what

[@fantavore]

Kkaydelgato o yeah its theweeklyslap

[@brianna7705]

Theweeklyslap, where he reads your emails and gives some advice. It’s not weekly at all, and he has yet to slap anyone. Overall, very disappointing channel. I wanted him to berate and abuse his fans, not act like he actually cares about them. Jschlatt? Having empathy? Impossible.

[@sebastianaala2199]

Question: “What do you think of charlie?” Carson: you know those ball pits?

[@L0CV5T]

If only they knew why carsons fingers smelled now

[@xe2431]

why :o

[@mollyfinn6718]

outta pocket

[@moved2741]

wHAJAAGSJAHAHAHHA- WHY'S THIS SO F UNN Y ???

[@L0CV5T]

@@moved2741 gottem lol

[@belli3520]

UHHHH

[@asphinx8593]

"Hey can you help me with homework" Cooper: "Hell yeah" Carson: "Wait we had homework?" Ted: "There is no homework" Travis: "Uhhhhhhh" Noah: "No" Schlatt: "I made the homework, it's a business. I went to Harvard." Charlie: "Homework? More like homeless."

[@balance4481]

Finally I understand them all

[@fishe_4046]

hey did i tell you guys that i went to harvard? completed all 4 years....

[@moonjockeys]

Addiverse Travis would agree to give you the answers but all of his answers would be wrong

[@ArcticaTheFox]

Couldn’t have said it any better

[@sleepycrystal_]

I can hear every single one of these lmfaoo

[@charliejakubowski4486]

1:23 noah kills charlie in the background

[@chrisntess]

Oh s**t

[@yupbrookeishere5681]

And he doesn't react to the fact Charlie drops dead Its beautiful

[@leech9751]

charlie jakubowski they’re oblivion npc’s

[@birdie6359]

This is the worst yet best interview I’ve ever seen

[@alyxburke]

You have clearly never seen Charlie's interview on his channel

[@birdie6359]

Adam Burke Oh I have, and I said the same exact thing on that, too.

[@carldapug8516]

Remember when the only thing about Carson was his stinky fingers

[@Sckysz]

"Lunch Club is a bunch of guys being dudes" Carson: "Ya know, I used to be a corn shucker"

[@camjure]

Glad to know I’m not the only “Shucker of Corn” around here.

[@bigboss6860]

You're not alone brother 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

[@ammagon4519]

Why does your pfp look like a Carson ripoff

[@camjure]

Ammagon I’m the low-budget Carson. My new name is Truckson

[@jolk4459]

Ok Cameron

[@913kaixa]

Everyone: *answering the questions properly* Carson: *still stuck on the "Where are you from?" question*

[@thaitoan4760]

It was fun while it lasted...

[@Hokd_diver]

Crazy how each of his friends in this video are now against him.

[@sillygirl5553]

@@Hokd_diver i don’t blame em