Who is RBY OU's Most Edible Pokémon?

[@fountainihili]

“tauros meat has lethal amounts of testosterone in it” alright count me in im getting my hrt one way or another

[@bageltime8983]

Which one would have a lot of estrogen? I need the woman juice dammit!😭😭😭😭

[@dakoriolf]

@@bageltime8983mayyyybe chansey? Jynx? Miltank if you’re counting later gens I guess

[@GoldStorm07]

@@bageltime8983 Definitely Kangaskhan.

[@unhappyninetales]

​@@bageltime8983 Sylveon will be here soon

[@cyruscrompton8221]

@@bageltime8983 Amoongus based on recent events

[@name6770]

“why did all the power in the region go out?” *pats suspiciously zaptos shaped stomach* “heheheheh i don’t know dude that’s crazy”

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

*(plot twist: it was 5 bajillion Raichu. The Zapdos left due to getting Raichu cravings due to joining the Raichu eating contest and is currently heading to Unova.)*

[@jolecaes2517]

We're all out of zapdos

[@Oscar-ek2jx]

​@@Aaa-vp6ug what are you talking about

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Oscar-ek2jx that zapdos shaped stomach is actually due to OP eating a bunch of Raichu, and the Zapdos left due to being hungry for more Raichu (thanks to joining a Raichu eating contest {like a hotdog eating contest, but with Raichu instead}), and thus ate all the Pichu, Raichu and Pikachu in Unova. Sorry if this came off as condescending, this is just reframing it for clarity.

[@tigerlover2853]

I am so glad nobody’s referencing what I thought they’d be referencing with this.

[@XxbelligerentxX]

My dumb, illiterate, and hungry ass thinking Farfetch’d would make this list

[@appointmenteer]

farfech'd making it into OU thru sheer edibility alone

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

These comments better get to Ubers.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Me, wondering about the ethics of eating Magmar.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 isn’t Magyar just fire?

[@hellofellowbotsss]

@@Aaa-vp6ugfire duck

[@Magic_Ice]

this is how i found Articuno was banned from UU 💔

[@gangstaspongebob243]

Sorry you had to find out this way

[@aggressiveavocado]

shit me too

[@redacculous]

Same here

[@mochiman6307]

I asked big yellow about it and all they said was to wait for it

[@blastoiseddr]

Same and I'm devastated it's only a legendary. Tentacruel won't stop until it stands alone in UU with beedrill.

[@qrrbrrbirbel12345678]

Louie's notes in Pikmin 2 be like

[@blueshell4188]

Louie if he wrote the Pokédex entries

[@watsonwrote]

And Pikmin 3, as I found out today lol

[@finderfinder4290]

The issue is louie would not have ethical concerns, that lapras is gone

[@aBlackMage]

As a kid, Half the reason I bought Pikmin 2 was to read those. Fun lore packaged like that really tickles my fancy

[@Shellboi-j6n]

​@finderfinder4290 "LOUIE NO THAT ANIMAL IS ENDANGERED-" -Captain Olimar, probably

[@thefaz3744]

Alternative theory on the guy in Silph that gives you a Lapras: He's one of the poachers who hunted Lapras to near extinction. When the rockets invade Silph he goes "oh fuck, the cops will be here at any moment" and tries to get rid of the evidence of his poaching by giving the Lapras to the player

[@Eta_Hoyimi]

Another example of fan lore making way more sense/being better than the actual written stuff. This is totally my headcannon for it now.

[@emmadebeer8134]

I always wondered what a lapras was doing in the Silph offices, probably an exotic corpo fish tank

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

Thats hilarious, headcanon accepted

[@ruludos1977]

the idea of chansey being pure cartilage made me physically ill, thanks for that

[@keksidy]

Shark fin soup but it comes with an egg

[@Just.Kidding]

If anything, Chansey is like 50% uterus

[@Andreecals]

I laughed too damn hard about all this video, this was gold

[@thedoomnegotiator9693]

@@Just.Kidding Oh lord this was not a pleasant thought

[@budgetcommander4849]

@@keksidyShark fin soup needs other things though. That's not shark fin soup, that's just gnawing on cartilage.

[@LadyBernkastel92]

Re:Chansey: Don't forget she'd just give you the egg if you wanted it, Chansey just hand those out if someone needs them for some reason.

[@shoogles_]

I genuinely love that you did this completely unprompted and spent the first half of the video discussing how upsetting it would be to eat ANY of these guys lmfao

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

"I would never do this it would be awful and upsetting! Now who wants to split a fried Starmie"

[@ariestimleck9608]

'I think it would be really easy to take one bite out of Gengar' But Big Yellow, you forget. Bite is a normal move in Gen 1. 😭😭

[@Rainbro359]

who cares about gen 1

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Rainbro359big yellow

[@MitoNova583]

@@Rainbro359asking in the channel that covers primarily Gen 1

[@Rainbro359]

this is a Lego channel

[@PrincessFelicie]

@@Rainbro359 touché

[@MitoNova583]

I wanna add that while Hypno is mostly A Guy, it evolves from Drowzee, which is based off the Malaysian tapir Tapirs are not only endangered, they're *also* related to horses and you think horses are really scary

[@MishKoz]

I would EAT alakazam, not for taste or nutrition, but to rid the world of that foul beast 💔

[@theschnozzler]

Would you eat the spoons too

[@MishKoz]

@@theschnozzler I'd use the spoons to eat it

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

That thing is way smarter than you, so you only eat it if it allows it. So, my point is Alakazam definitely has a fetish about being eaten.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740that Alakazam specifically. Why and how it keeps coming back, idk. Maybe it’s Afton with minorly severe brain damage

[@Just.Kidding]

Alakazam's brain would be the only edible part.

[@username5155]

7:17 “I wonder if you could smoke Gengar” -Big Yellow, 2024

[@bluegum6438]

Smokin' that Kantonian shadow garden grown Ghost/Poison purple ass sticky icky dark evil pack Smokin' on that shit that gives you nightmares for a month

[@theschnozzler]

​@@bluegum6438smokin on that shit turns you into a gengar

[@brunop.8745]

@@bluegum6438 this shit ain't nothing to me man

[@Fadsy]

Broke down crying hearing that, but would totally be willing to try

[@redcactus66]

Getting fucked up off that Gengar vape

[@GoldStorm07]

He could live in there like it's his genie lamp.

[@DemRise1999]

They laced my Gengar joint with Koffing smoke smh my head now I'm in the distortion world

[@amberhernandez]

That bit about Gengar made me recall a Gastly humidifier someone made, which was super cool.

[@GoldStorm07]

Finally, the ultimate background noise video courtesy of Pinsir's enby friend.

[@TealOpal]

Just finished watching. One thing to note about the methodology for this incredibly important study is that the Pokemon would likely be processed in some way to be made cookable and edible. For example, a Zapdos would probably be (ethtically) deceased and have its electricity stuff removed by the time you were going to prepare it, or a Cloyster meal would likely only consist of edible non-face parts. When humans eat chickens or pigs, we're obviously not eating every part of them and are only having the processed edible sections. I think it's safe to assume that in this hypothetical eating Pokémon hell world, procedures and processes would be in place to make each Pokémon as safely and enjoyably edible as possible. TL;DR I don't think you'd be Kirby inhaling an entire still-electric Zapdos or chomping into a still-breathing Rhydon. Either way, this was a fun video! I'd love to see more little yapisodes in the future.

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

This is a good point, my list is just kinda from the perspective of like a really angry chef going around preparing and eating random mons but if that caught on and we had Chansey ready-meals on our hands we'd have a VERY different situation on our hands And thank you! I might do more stuff like this in the future this was a nice lil break for me

[@speedypichu6833]

I honestly had a flash take, I just came from the mort the chicken video. It’s neat to see, also yeah I agree with that.

[@iamlordapollo]

@@TealOpal the visual of Kirby inhaling an entire still electric Zapdos got me dead 😂😂😂

[@russianbot8576]

humans CAN eat every portion of an animal. we don't because we find it unsightly from privileged positions, but you _can._ it's only really recently-like, in the past 40 years recently-that meat came to a grocer already cut and packed and completely removed from the context of the bodies it was cut from. before then, the animal was delivered to the butcher, and you would ask for the cut you wanted-and *a good many* people would wait for a carcass to be picked apart and then offer to buy the unfavourable bits (bones, cartilage, etc) because they can be used for making bone broths, the marrow can be carved out to enrich some dishes, preserving some parts in some fashions solves the 'inedibility' problem (pickled pig's feet comes to mind; supposedly this is also possible with chicken feet but i have no idea). 'chitlins' was the order name for the internal organs. i know plenty of elderly men who will still swear on scrambled eggs & cow brains as the most enriching breakfast ('it's brain food' being the dad joke of all time). almost every part of most animals are edible or otherwise usable. _we in the west_ are picky because we have the privilege to be so. (also i am absolutely not convinced that half the delicacy of zapdos would not, in fact, be from leaving some electrical impulses which makes your mouth go partly numb, mostly silly feeling, similar to strong horseradish or genuine wasabi.) anyway, without the factory farm precision and standardisation, and assuming the large variety of species on the table, it is unlikely that the 'conveniences' of modernised meat distribution would exist in pokeworld, assuming most species are able to be eaten culturally? the only reason pre-butchering is possible as it exists in industrial factory farming today, is due to extreme standardisation-animal sizes are pretty strictly monitored for uniformity; when the 'ethical' shocks and 'ethical' brain bolts fail on animals that are hung from chains, it is usually because they deviated from the standardised sizes. [i am actually ethically vegan in real life, but i know way too much about food logistics to not leave a reply to this comment.]

[@peacedustinc.7108]

The electricity is the only practical difference between a zapdos and a spearow. If I am going to kill a majestic legendary beast I am going to eat the entire majestic legendary pokemon.

[@theblahtaco]

"Victreebel is just leaves covered in acid" sounds like a delightful vinaigrette!

[@ave-taka]

another bonus for Starmie: since it's only made of ten arms it's very easy to share in a group

[@Hydro_Aero]

Yee! It's like those pull apart garlic bread dodads!

[@RailfanJunction]

Starmie is tier king of the half off apps metagame

[@margerinethacker6499]

i imagine trying to "eat" gengar would either result in instant death or lifelong paralysis

[@prof.reuniclus21]

Or possession probably tbh

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@prof.reuniclus21”WE ARE WARIO!! WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!” - Gengar probably

[@barriertrio4456]

couchlocked

[@thetreyceratops]

Also the chance you give it full access to your body

[@PhazoGanon]

Dang a permanent 75% decrease to speed

[@boxedfoxstudios6479]

My issue with tauros is that it's a safari zone pokemon, meaning it's probably protected due to low populations.

[@gsuaveyt]

I mean they let you just catch them, idk if theyd do that if they had low populations

[@censoredterminalautism4073]

The fact that it's endangered doesn't make it not delicious. In fact, it's probably an indicator that it is. Hmmm, Tauros steak.

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

ash caught 40 of them, theyres enough tauros

[@tangerinepaint3643]

@@censoredterminalautism4073 Tauros ribeye

[@oof5992]

Nah the Safari zone is meant both as a Foreign pokemon place and a literal African styled safari when it comes to terrain allowing certain species like Tauros to live there. Pretty sure Tauros would just be expensive outside of Paldea.

[@pacmanboss256]

why is this on the second channel this is peak big yellow content™

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

Simple. I am too scared to tell 90k people I think tauros is yucky to eat

[@UntoTheBreach24]

Yes. I legit thought it was regular channel content. I see the thumbnail, and less than a stream vod in length, my brain fills in the blank.

[@kingkingo1841]

Fair enough​@@bigyellow2ndimpact71

[@marcelomelo9977]

@@bigyellow2ndimpact71 it's definetly not that big of a deal

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

​@@bigyellow2ndimpact71 coward

[@GoldStorm07]

You neglected to bring up the most important ethical part of Starmie's edibility: as a starfish-based creature with recovery abilities, it can quickly regrow its tasty limbs while you continue to feast. The most I could say against that is Starmie probably gets annoyed after a while.

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

waittt this is a game changer that's incredible

[@mmpsp693]

frfr

[@iamlordapollo]

@@bigyellow2ndimpact71 shit you beat me to the comment by like an hour!

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

It's like slowpoke but better! (Just... try not to Bikini Bottom Horror it.)

[@LakituAl]

This is some Prometheus shit, I feel bad for this drawing of a starfish

[@ellasorellabrella]

saving this to my phone in case i end up in a survival situation with nothing but my RBY OU team

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

Nightmare scenario where you're thrown into a survival situation in the middle of your Rhydon solo run

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

You’re probably going to get nuked before you get the carving knife out. Those Gen 1 Tauros Hyper Beams are OP Maybe settle for a ZU team Edit: Nevermind, Bottom of Little Cup

[@hankboog462]

In a survival situation you have to take into account how useful they'd be as teammates too. Like snorlax would be such a hassle to feed that it's probably worth offing for food if things get bad but Pokemon like starmie could aid you in ways more useful than just eating them

[@tunnelsnake420]

​@@hankboog462 starfish can regenerate so keep it around and just cut off pieces the eat as a snack

[@hankboog462]

@@tunnelsnake420 for sure, I thought of this after I made my comment

[@llllllppppppppp8618]

"lost media" is a fantastic euphemism for cutting something off my gosh

[@rusticdebris8021]

I could see a small family having a slowpoke around like livestock, harvesting the tails and caring for the slowpoke/slowbro while the tail regrows, feeding it fish and making sure the regrowth happens properly. I also imagine fake/vegetarian versions of real Pokemon being very popular in the Pokemon world.

[@cheesemanmaster]

slowpoke farmin', yeehaw.

[@Zyrdrakyll]

I mean if they can make new pokemon they can probably make lab grown meat

[@glitchedoom]

​@@Zyrdrakyll What is Mewtwo if not a slab of lab grown steak?

[@Zyrdrakyll]

@@glitchedoom you got me there

[@smob0]

I love the idea that Zapdos wasn't really a wild pokemon, and they had to build a bunch of generators in gen 2 because red stole it.

[@MasterScrub]

"Rocks aren't edible" the local Goron community will not stand for this

[@Just.Kidding]

Its worth noting that Snorlax eats SO MUCH that eating it could be considered a service to the local ecosystem.

[@misterbadguy7325]

For the record, Staryu and Starmie are suggested to be aliens because they're in part references to Ultraman. This is evident in a few things: - Staryu's Japanese name is "Hitodeman" (literally "Starfish Man"). - Staryu and Starmie have multiple dex entries explaining that those gems in their center will blink if they're harmed--Ultraman has a light in his chest that starts blinking if he's about to run out of power. - They can learn a lot of "beam" moves and energy attacks (i.e. Thunderbolt, Signal Beam, Swift), which Ultraman makes heavy use of. - In the anime, instead of saying their names, Staryu and Starmie make kung-fu noises with a reverb effect, like "HYAAAH!" or "HUUUH!" Those sounds are basically identical to the ones Ultraman makes.

[@Axo_Real]

"i do not advocate for the eating of fake animals that are made up" big yellow is a fake pokemon eater day ruined

[@CallN0w]

more for me!

[@jakegomez2111]

​@@CallN0w Sounds like Nepeta for sure

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

i swear to god, big yellow brings up jynx's pokemon stadium feet at every possible opportunity

[@hi-i-am-atan]

while the ethics of eating slowpoke tails seems p. unfavored in gsc, the nature of it is expanded upon in the alolan games where it's revealed that there's a non-problematic way of doing it: just ... picking up _discarded_ slowpoke tails, because as it turns out a creature that sticks its regenerating tail into water so that its prey can _bite_ it doesn't really have the expectation of said tail lasting forever. so over the course of its life, a slowpoke will have its tail break off naturally or just shed it after a certain amount of wear, at which point you can just pick it up and dry it, smoke it, or even just start chewing on it raw for the sweet excretion it uses as a lure. it's potentially a form of meat that's unambiguously vegetarian-friendly, though it does come with the caveat that the silver pokedex says it's not actually all that nutritious. might just be because it's high in collagen and not exactly edible without cooking it down, though either way, as long as you're not getting your tails like team rocket and just plunging into a slowpoke den to tear off their tails, you're probably fine

[@jimothycool]

Nobody eat Muk please. It's Monday

[@bennysahli923]

Is iron mugulis considered edible by technicality?

[@Shellboi-j6n]

Who is the most edible pokemon in ADV OU?

[@matthewpelletier4485]

"I wonder if you could smoke Gengar" had me dying. Just picturing someone ripping a fat bong toke of this pokemon 🤣

[@prthedisaster]

You know how the inside of a walnut looks like a brain? Thats whats inside exeggutors head i believe, so perfectly edible

[@Chromatrice]

Something about Starmie's gem feels like it'd leech a pleasant flavour into surrounding ingredients if cooked alongside them, even if it needed to be removed once cooking is done.

[@BynineStudio]

it tastes like a ring pop

[@amberhernandez]

Similar to those "Chinese people cooking rocks" videos that went around last year?

[@leaffinite2001]

Like a giant rocky basil leaf

[@tea3154]

Porygon has a niche in this tier list by being made of code 🥰

[@LakituAl]

Holographic meatloaf, my favorite!

[@LunaroseClaire]

I've had a horrible night, but I burst out laughing hearing you talk about Snorlax and how he'd satiate the vikings. Thank you for being your wonderful self.

[@coolnatu424]

I just can't stop staring at Stinger Flynn in the background. Why is he there.

[@ellasorellabrella]

edibility ranking of banban characters coming soon

[@usernametaken017]

GARTEN OF PEAKPEAK!!!

[@Mrdonjuliothewicked]

Ive come to realize i watch these videos for Yellow cause not once have i ever wanted to know what pokemon could be edible, but if Big Yellow is talking about it? Absolutely.

[@austinfletchermusic]

This is the second video I've watched today where it's been mentioned as a key point that eating brains fucks you up

[@megatennepster3833]

What's the first one

[@fe_three_rosses]

Coney viewer?

[@austinfletchermusic]

@@fe_three_rosses TRUEING Half-relared but I feel Coney would like a Big Yellow fighting game vid

[@theduh1011]

Bigyellow: "people can't eat rocks" Salt:

[@akiraita]

according to slowpoke lore in sun and moon their tails fall off harmlessly from time to time and people use them in cooking!! in galar though you can cook curry with slowpoke tails and then feed it to your slowpoke so that's kind of fucked up

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

Idk why but going "oh no guys don't worry the slowpoke will be ok!" and then ruining it one generation later is very funny

[@hi-i-am-atan]

i mean frogs 'n lizards will eat their own skin and birds will eat their own unfertilized eggs and rabbits will _eat their own babies,_ so feed a slowpoke some other slowpoke's tail is proooobably not all that fucked up in the grand scheme of things like, animals gotta make do with what they've got, especially when their bodies suddenly relocate a chunk of their necessary mass for no immediate benefit. that's just nutrient recycling, baby!

[@bluegum6438]

If my ass fell off every once in a while I'd probably be curious to try the meat tbh I wouldn't want it served to me without my prior knowledge though

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@bigyellow2ndimpact71”I’m delicious.” - Slowpoke

[@brasilballs]

eh, dogs eat their own shit sometimes, i don't see how eating your own tail could be worse

[@willdangerfield50468]

18:08 “Spoon?” Is now one of my favorite big yellow quotes

[@OswaldAurelia]

"Surely not 😰"

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

It's so good

[@xaropevic7918]

The inevitability of the spoon meme

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

@@xaropevic7918 Comically said spoon

[@amberhernandez]

"Secret spoon? Demon king?"

[@aadey149]

I'd also argue that Starmie is probably very abundant, it's probably possible to ethically fish them.

[@johnmendez9525]

This is how I find out articuno is banned from UU

[@jessrocha8313]

anyone who would unironically love to eat jynx needs to have their search history inspected

[@pmahcgop6693]

“I think for a lot of people rhydon is going to be a pretty obvious pick for the least edible Pokemon in rby overused” had me dying since it implies that many people have debated this and it’s become a common notion that rhydon is the least edible in rby overused.

[@NinjaLobsterStudios]

Still waiting for Rhydon to drop to NU in the Smogon Recipe Viability Rankings

[@NecroMageTV]

Hypno may be humanoid, but its body is composed almost entirely of sponge toffee.

[@Pacca64]

Bit spoilery, so I'll hide it under a few lines: Starmie I've always assumed was like, entirely solid. The gem is obvious of course, but the decorative part around the gem is clearly metal, and I've always seen the rest of starmie as rigid, like rock or very firm cartilage. I know stadium shows it like flexing the arms a lot, but I never really took that too seriously, and the 3ds era models give them very, very limited flex. It might be the anime influencing my ideas here; pretty sure it's animated as very static there. Something about the way it moves in my view usually gives me the impression that it's like two very solid sections on a pivot, and would be really unpleasant to disassemble, and would require intense preparation to even remotely start softening. Welp, that video was wild lol. Subbed to the second channel too now, looking forward to more deranged nonsense X3

[@LazKoal]

Your yapping skills are genuinely unmatched.

[@Dog-999i]

Rhydon is #1 for me because the horn is actually just a waffle cone.

[@hps362]

Rhydon is 4x weak to water. Lick that sucker like a lollipop. He will melt in your mouth.

[@brycemeade6578]

Endangered? Simply eat the parts you want and take them to the poké center afterwards

[@bigyellow2ndimpact71]

*bringing a Lapras skeleton to the Poké Center* "Yeahhh they got hit by like uh a Thunderbolt I think"

[@thealientree3821]

Seeing you can revive rocks into Fossil Pokémon, it probably is possible.

[@finderfinder4290]

@@thealientree3821i always assumed the fossils were like, genetic clones

[@gallowpole9455]

Lil homie has been watching Dungeon Meshi.

[@theforesttroll]

The great viking chieftain Göran Snoreater. Who always wore his snorelax pelt when battling

[@LakituAl]

7:00 I see, so to coincide with the trip, Yellow decided to remind us of Sweden's most epic contribution to the musical world. A true individual of culture and knowledge.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

RAAAH I LOVE SPECULATIVE ECOLOGY I LOVE THEORIZING ABOUT THE CALORIC INTAKE ONE RECEIVES FROM A PORYGON

[@hps362]

Porygon is filled with lithium.

[@theschnozzler]

​@@hps362 no he's a cracker and crunchy

[@samuelcornwell3949]

If its made of lithium its a valid bipolar medication

[@Psycchan]

@@samuelcornwell3949sucking on my porygon for mental health reasons

[@shiruotakuno28]

I thought Porygon was intangible?

[@d007ization]

"Chansey-shaped throat" The wiki tells us Chansey is 1.1m tall, this tells us the camera perspective is hiding how massive Big Yellow has secretly been all along. (Never mind that bit about Zapdos, which made me wonder if BY read the same nuzlocke comic(s) I did.)

[@hammdogporkington3058]

Biggest Yellow

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Okay so on the subject of Rhydon, there's absolutely now WAY that ain't like a crab with a tender inside. Sure, you may have to wait a few years to get a steel tool to break it open but you cannot tell me that guy wouldn't run you thirty-seven bucks at a high-class restaurant for 3 ounces of its meaty interior

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

That thing survives having lava in its insides, no way that thing’s ever getting cooked

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

"I wonder if could *smoke* gengar." A line so unhinged, I'm convinced big yellow actually *did*

[@LiliGasanj]

as a hardcore vegetarian, i find it funny that the most edible (and probably only edible) pokemon to me is my favourite pokemon, like im so eatin Paras's shrooms i get the best pizza topping, AND im technically saving its life from parasites?? thats not how food is supposed to work but i'll take it

[@amberhernandez]

Make sure to dry-roast the hell out of those mushrooms, or the fungus might spore and infect _you_ next.

[@LiliGasanj]

@@amberhernandez people use tochukaso as medicine or some shit so surely that shouldnt be too big a barrier to overcome

[@Ratswithnointentions]

"Huh I wonder why those paths opened back up." My suspiciously Snorlax-shaped neck:

[@OswaldAurelia]

"People can't eat rocks" Me, who eats salt: sorry garganacl didnt mean to chew off your arm apparently i have bypassed the human limit

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

BREAKING NEWS: Florida man eats Garganacl arm, found in Garganacl’s pantry

[@caldw615]

Pretty sure you would die or at least get super dehydrated trying to eat/lick a Garganacl

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@caldw615 absolutely. Its PRE EVOLUTION dehydrates living things at incredibly quick paces.

[@pyritenightmare]

I know it doesn't actually make sense, but Rhydon's "plating" reminds me of the exoskeleton of lobsters and crabs, and those are supposed to be delicious. In terms of it's thick and sturdy hide, I enthusiastically await the sequel to this video, "who is RBY OU's most wearable Pokemon?" Also, I'm pretty sure you'd be eating Gengar "alive" which is an ethical concern too.

[@Amistra]

regarding snorlax's digestive system, in mexico people eat cow stomach (called menudo) despite how troublesome it is to make edible. As far as i remember, it need to be washed for hours to remove al the gunk. It also takes a long ass time to cook. Its pretty good though.

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

Gengar is weak to Bite in the later gens, so he's edible. Weatherspoons Jumpscare (14:50) Snorlax is super rare, so that'd be my "ethical issue".

[@Unregistered.HyperCam.2]

C'mon, you can't shame me right at the start saying it's not cool to want to eat a Pokemon. I can't be the only one that looked at Tepig and thought, "Hm, pre-fried bacon," right? ...Right?

[@asher3311]

to be honest it would probably be more like a whole slow roasted pork roast. tepigs flames dont seem like theyre particularly hot and the bacon part wouldnt really be directly exposed to heat like frying. that said it would probably be very tasty, im imagining that effectively being slow cooked while kept fresh for the tepigs whole life would lead to like the most tender pork roast ever which is pretty cool

[@Unregistered.HyperCam.2]

@@asher3311 You put a lot more thought into this than a joke of a fleeting thought I had when I first played B/W. It's honestly pretty impressive, so I applaud you. 👍

[@terrortaste6389]

I love how more youtubers are doing the Schafrillas bit of playing a little memey soundbyte for each top 10 number EDIT: Ok i'm gonna contest the cloyster placement. Cloyster's head is, in all likelyhood, more similar to a big pearl because oyster/clam meaning it wouldn't melt like you think it would and it might even be worth something similar to starmie's gem. Cloyster's edible bits are probably the muscles inside the shell that we can barely see and those are probably delicious.

[@VCV95]

8:43 they are all super duper rich though. Gotta fulfill your civic duties, now.

[@Giffsen]

I also believe Alakazam has a high degree of sentience to understand human language and even communicate through psychokinesis so thatd be one of the least ethical to eat tbh

[@lucasmainhart7788]

On the topic of Alakazam: We don't *know* that it's fleshy and its arms and legs look very crab-like, so its entirely possible that you could crack those open and it would taste pretty good.

[@ayu1470]

i dont know if this is the right place to say it but your sprite animations give me life thank you yellow

[@qwert1043]

Glad i got to learn Victreebel finally beat the low tier allegations by hearing Big Yellow talk about how they would glug its sulphuric acid

[@qwert1043]

Also the idea of eating the only Zapdos made me think that there might be some Poke-Saxton Hale searching for legendaries so he can be the one guy who ate them.

[@applejacks3925]

This was right person, wrong place to find out Articuno was banned from UU

[@ammy_baba9609]

The most delicious monster from Kanto are the rich billionaires running Silph Co. and the Celadon Game Corner

[@BasketOfPuppies642]

"help! my house is haunted!" pulls out the EctoBong

[@etheweirdo_art]

imagine eating a gengar to kill it, but as it dies you see it give you the biggest shit eating grin. Its final words "gottem" On tauros, I'm probably wrong about this, but tauros always reminded me of buffalo more than a bull. And like, buffalo meat is pretty good.

[@vossboss220]

The thing about starmie, so long as you dont damage the gem, the body will continue to regenerate forever, so as long as the meat tastes good you could harvest Starmie's limbs forever

[@Xinnidy]

I propose that, while gengar might be mostly highly toxic gas, some clown would find a way to vape gengar and it'd take off with weird teenagers for exactly four years until the guy got hit with a crushing lawsuit for all the long term damage he'd done to the kids' health.

[@Lex_Quinn]

Imagine a group of people just passing gengar around like a blunt

[@thetreyceratops]

On one hand, I don’t think the legendary birds are the only ones in Kanto, because Stadium 1 has numerous trainers that have them (including Giovanni and Lorelei), and Let’s Go lets you find wild ones as super rare encounters in postgame. On the other, don’t eat a Zapdos, they’re super endangered

[@lunathic]

Please, this can't be the last episode, we need more unwraped episodes!

[@tymunster]

My friends and I had the rationale that Hypno is a bad person and does terrible things, so he went in a "eat if based" tier alongside Unown B, Unown A, Unown S, you get it.

[@blastoiseddr]

This is entirely unhinged content. Keep it up.

[@SunsetBear]

super ghostbusters jumpscare holy shit my goat

[@clairegrube944]

Tha burger has a GHOST😂

[@sirtimtim786]

23:50 that sounds like a blue ryai clip, never thought I’d hear him here.

[@pinguludd]

this is hardly even about the video but i feel HONOURED that THE Big Yellow™ is visting sweden, i am proud to be a swede just this once

[@odwrksboxedtrash3730]

What you don't understand about Exeggutor is that he is the food, the plate, AND the cooking method all in one. Leaves: Use them to wrap the coconut heads and the inner meat in so that you can chuck them directly in the fire and slow cook them. Bonus is you can unwrap the leaves and you got something to keep the meat in. Outer bark: I'm pretty sure that it's only the outer part of Exeggutor that's woody because inside there has to be muscles for it to move. So this wood can be used for Firewood. Feet Shoes. Those would be some nice clogs. Just hollow it out. You don't have to eat the feet meat.

[@SpectralT23]

I firmly believe that I can absolutely rip into the flesh of Chansey with my teeth considering the poor defense stat and high hp alongside the egg makes for a full course meal! 🔥🔥🔥

[@WeAllBeBros]

6:36 Get Jimothy in here. We need to know if Rhydon has any ties to the horse council.

[@Vlazeca]

Weird take but I feel like Chansey would vaguely be like poultry. The big egg and whatnot, y’know? I feel it’d be like turkey or something, and those hair bits and the hand nubs? Like chicken wings baby.

[@Andreecals]

its because of videos like this that I love and defend this channel. thanks, big yellow S2

[@Andreecals]

(I meant these channels, of course)

[@plaguekidd6902]

Play RBY OU? I can’t. I EATED IT ALL!!!

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Including your grammar.

[@antehman2912]

@@Aaa-vp6ug”I eated it all” is a reference to a particular event and is therefore exempt from regular grammatical conventions. 🚫 The judges are saying that you are incorrect, and that this is proper grammar.

[@Apotheosister]

24:30 Describing a real ass thing as "Lost Media" will be my new vocal tick. I'm gonna lose a trinket and refer to it as lost media, forever.

[@fallingskymedia4421]

Zapdos' legs always looked like drumsticks

[@milk-in-the-box]

your sprite edits are always so cute! this is definitely a video… you make good points about snorlax i think he would be very efficient to consume in a hunter gatherer context

[@josephsweeney9981]

"Erm, actually salt is a rock that you eat {nerd emoji}. You clearly need to powder them and sprinkle them on other Pokemon {nerd emoji}"

[@yobin3711]

I think it's worth noting that Slowpoke Tails are usable as a curry ingredient in Sword and Shield without any mention of it being unethical. The item description says that "when a Slowpoke's tail falls off, it grows back quickly", which suggests that not only do Slowpoke shed their tails naturally, making them obtainable without just taking a saw to the little guy, but that even without their tails Slowpoke isn't out of commission for fishin' for long enough to starve, which makes it feel a lot better morally in my opinion.

[@toddsnap3317]

24:31 To throw my hat in the Tauros debate. I would say all the Tauros you mentioned are wild Tauros, not domestic Tauros. I would assume any Tauros meet would be domestic Tauros from the ranches as seen in Jotho and Alola.

[@coltonbaer5648]

tLBT Eggs song is one of the biggest parts of my childhood 14:18