Who Is The BIGGEST Simp in Game Of Thrones

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Let us know what SIMPS we missed or what you thought of our rankings

[@lemonwho9895]

Hope you put tommen on this list

[@funkykick02]

Naw Lysa needs to be higher at least A but i say S. same with Bobby B. he started a whole war about Lyanna

[@nont18411]

Jon should be less of a simp than Jaime because I won’t consider “She is my queen” and “I don’t want it” canon.

[@ksawerystan]

Cersei for Rhaegar

[@booshmcfadden7638]

Can you call someone a simp if they're actually bangin the chick on the regular? You call Robb a simp, but he married Talyssa (or whatever), nailed her on the regular, and she laid around newd. Jaime was always pining for some golden snatch, Littlefinger spent years lusting after Cat (for some reason), and of course there's the 40 year old man who constantly belt-tucks because of a 15 year old girl he can't even touch. And you left out Reek simping for Ramsay. Dude would have done literally anything to please his master.

[@ross.699]

Lyanna Stark simping for a married man started a whole war

[@OurHiltsHurt]

True dat

[@nont18411]

Lyanna: “Robert being a womanizer? Disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwww.” Also Lyanna: “I know you already have a wife but please ravage me Daddy Rhaegar.”

[@LisaAnn777]

Rhaegar? Pretty sure it was him who was simpin, even though he had a wife at the time already.

[@paulraines9635]

She's a pickme, no doubt.

[@assadsvengeance9952]

​@@LisaAnn777 I think the simping was mutual

[@SuperARCANGEL0]

Littlefinger is ice and fire. He's a simp and a pimp at the same time

[@OurHiltsHurt]

For real. He is almost above it but he is one of the worst

[@blvd6969]

Like Zack Morris lmao

[@melancholycherry6987]

He’s a simp in pimps clothing lol

[@alejandrobonilla3049]

“Oh, I’ve been absolutely in love with Catelyn Stark for years and years- play with her ass cheeks” -The Virgin Chad Littlefinger

[@sabrinaleedance]

The simp becomes the simpee

[@DogOfWar64]

Bear Island knows no simp but the Simp in the North who's name is Jorah! Here We Stand!(In the friendzone)

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Simp Surpeme

[@brucewayne799]

It's know

[@biancareitano2368]

I wish a could like this comment more than once 😂

[@talal6983]

It is known

[@RT-or7ro]

Long may he reign

[@Baamthe25th]

Jorah should be alone in S tier, because at least, Robb got some He's also 16 when he dies, when Jorah is like 45...

[@OurHiltsHurt]

True. Jorah got some from his Hightower wife I hope. But your point still stands

[@paulraines9635]

​@@OurHiltsHurt Pics or it didn't happen.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

@@paulraines9635 Got me there, Jorah is a confirmed Simp Virgin

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

Robb isn't even a simp. Fell in love with a woman who fell in love with him. Got married. That's how it usually works, and is ideal.

[@adtoxic3344]

@@thecensoredmuscle563 and killed his whole own army of 18000 men for it, including himself. He is the biggest simp in the show

[@Zeus11Nova13]

In the books jorah is so obsessed that he has a brothrel girl who looks like danny

[@hydromancer4916]

Dany is also way younger in the books and Jorah is an old ugly bastard, nowhere near as good looking as the show actor. He also tries to convince Dany to sell people into slavery. Probably one of the most disgusting characters in the books, I hope he dies. People only liked him in the show because the actor's a silver fox.

[@janjanbinks1710]

Yeah he got the glowup of a lifetime in the show he was so creepy in the books

[@jcnot9712]

Lmao they made a reference to that girl in the brothel where he finds Tyrion but he doesn’t sleep with her.

[@matthewzakrzewski1797]

god the books suck lmao

[@PeanutFizzle]

@@matthewzakrzewski1797What?

[@magpipe146]

The hound is the least simpy character by far, the women he helped he had no interest in sexually he’s just a good guy deep down

[@jonytm999]

I did not know i needed this type of content. Saying Robert was stuck in Pre Nut delusion is the funniest shit ive heard in a while

[@OurHiltsHurt]

We only speak the truth, and we feel for our boy

[@Dorkeydaze]

He needed neds bussy

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@Dorkeydaze No

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928bro banged thousands of women across the seven kingdoms and it didn’t work, maybe dude is right? Maybe he needed some bussy?

[@terraincognita9614]

@@Dorkeydazeif you ever say that again I will report you to the CIA for war crimes and tax fraud you barbarian

[@Tempsdg]

Putting jaime in C yet robb In S is criminal when it comes to simpin. Jaime knew she was a terrible person yet still chose to die for her.

[@petermj1098]

In defense of Jamie. Cersei is still his sister and will protect her regardless of their incest.

[@adtoxic3344]

only in the show though and we know how shit and invalid that ending is

[@2Much3clipse]

I feel like rob being so high is more so because he literally almost ended the Stark line because of his simping, with Walter Frey being very on board with killing them because Robb didn’t marry his daughter

[@guneytopal1713]

@@adtoxic3344if it’s only in the show but he is decent in the books then why is Jon in B? Based on books he is D at worst

[@Joe-rk9uy]

​​@@petermj1098lol no he's the number 1 simp

[@angryyoungman66]

They even made Jon snow a simp at the end but, Jorah mormont is the greatest simp the seven Kingdoms have ever seem 😂

[@OurHiltsHurt]

He is the undisputed champion simp. No one will ever touch him.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Jorah's balls are blue and bluer

[@shawnjackson3764]

Greatest simp of Essos as well.

[@krischangroe3664]

Come on. Lysa is S tier. Gives her maidenhead to a third grade noble boy, who isn't even hot. Gives birth only to his son, which she breastfeeds, because he is the next best thing to having Petyr suck it. Risks her life, name and family by continuing that relationship. For decades! Despite Petyr never even loving her. And doesn't realize it during all that time, even though she's a woman. They! Always! Know! Lysa is the misstress overlord of simp. I bet her final thoughts, before she was murdered by Petyr, were: "I hope, at least, he's happy." Otherwise great video. Again. Wouldn't put puppydog Daario at A. He played the sensible guy, because that was his move. Other than that he benefitted economically and even got Dumy loving him. Up until Thyrion put his little foot on the ground. As for Tommen, even with suicide still an F. Margaery is the definition of an excuse for any kind of simpage.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Yeah Tommen wasn’t simping. He got the top shelf and he will never be able to match. All downhill from there.

[@krischangroe3664]

@@OurHiltsHurt Even if he'd be a simp. Why not? When I have to decide between self-respect and Margaery Tyrell, it's an open race.

[@carlosfigueredo5682]

Agree. Lysa is same level as Jorah.

[@dustymuffincop]

Wasn't Lysa forced to abort Petyr's kid though? The rest I agree on.

[@brettervonkanada6102]

Maybe Lisa is only obsessed with Petyr because she hates Cat so much?

[@FlaccidPhoenix]

Jorah is the GOAT SIMP

[@OurHiltsHurt]

This is known

[@brucewayne799]

Jorah the ultimate simp

[@ktbecstasy]

It is Known

[@KaylaIsaiah]

It is known

[@Argos-xb8ek]

Simpin so nice he had to do it twice

[@uglukthemedicineman5933]

Robb is simp supreme after Jorah because he is King. He can just legalize polygamy and have 2 wives but instead he breaks his oath.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Dude great point. The faith would have an issue with it but at least he could try

[@uglukthemedicineman5933]

@@OurHiltsHurt Considering North follows Old Gods and the Lords right to the first night is part of their culture, I am sure Robb could just legalize polygamy for the monarch only. Everyone simps for Aegon but he had two wives, so Robb shouldn't be an issue.

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

You don't know what a simp is. Robb fell in love with a woman who loved him, and they got happily married. That's how it ideally works. Robb ruled over her, and she was not taking advantage of Robb.

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

​@@uglukthemedicineman5933 Robb is honorable like his dad. Taking 2 wives is not an honorable thing to do.

[@uglukthemedicineman5933]

@@thecensoredmuscle563 I agree but having two wives is more acceptable than oathbreaking.

[@miketrujillo3677]

This dudes out here discussing the real asoiaf

[@OurHiltsHurt]

No one else is. This topic is crucial.

[@jcnot9712]

Bro the Jamie Lannister glazing is CRAZY. You might as well put yourself in S tier at this point 😂

[@someperson9998]

I'm a proud Jamie simp.

[@tanimal3964]

I don't think some show watchers realize how pathetic Jorah is because he's portrayed by a relatively handsome Iain Glen. If they had hired someone that looked like he was supposed to in the book...

[@victorstonebr]

jorah show shoould be some ugly man, he was too handsome

[@noamias4897]

Relatively handsome? Bro is stunning

[@cronosword]

I think Robb should be B Tier. Jorah and Littlefinger simped for women they never got with. Robb actually had sex with Jeyne Westerling/Talisa. And Robb's wife actually loved him.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Simping for a dead girl? Idk about that one. At least A tier.

[@youwereboringd59]

​@thelegacyofgaming2928 Simping for a dead girl who finds you irritating and then ran off for nonstop boning and died after giving birth. S or S+

[@palkys.]

And he was a kid, ~16yo when he died. The boys be thinking with the pp at that age.

[@TruekingoftheLeinstermen]

Yea I kind of tespect robb fir that he loved jeyne westerling and that love was returned he was also only a kid too but I respect him saying f you to walder freys granddaughter

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

Robb was not a simp at all. It was just a typically man loves woman, she loves him back and they get happily married.

[@philhelm1318]

No way Jaime Lannister is anything other than S-tier. His whole life revolved around Cersei. Maybe A-tier, because he at least got the schnizz, but in some ways it's even more pathetic that he looks like Prince Charming but only screws his sister and a cave troll. He achieved so little with so much that by comparison Samwell Tarley played his hand better.

[@thenops8664]

Sam goes for that girl because he couldn't get any other girl. He knew she was hopeless and desperate.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Literally scrapping the bottom of the barrel

[@PirvateerKurei]

While that is true she was desperate to escape her grapey baby "Daddy" I think it's a win because he was the only one not to end in tragedy. He got a wife out of it, freed from the bonds of celibacy, and became a meister learning more than ever. Literal big brain moves outside of the box I'd say.

[@FuckYoutubeAndGoogle]

​@PirvateerKurei Except his wife is inbred and Sam now has to raise her even more inbred son, as his first son.

[@afinelad3673]

@@OurHiltsHurt >scrapping What constantly reading sloppa instead of the scripts of propah gentlemen does to the brain

[@jbatts834]

Anyone else find it hilarous and hypocritical that lyanna had a problem with Robert sleeping with another woman and having a bastard, but is totally okay with Rhaeger having a whole wife and kids 😂🤦‍♂️ it’s only okay when she’s yhe “other woman” I guess smh, there’s no way of justifying that.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Peak non-logic from the wicked witch of the north Lyanna

[@assadsvengeance9952]

I still think she was kidnapped and rhaegar is an emo simp

[@Tyler_W]

I think Rhaegar won her over with all the prophecy talk. Perhaps she also believed that she would replace the queen. No excuses, though.

[@fabriciorosalesgarcia6264]

☕️

[@onyedikachukwumiracle]

​@@fabriciorosalesgarcia6264😂😂😂😂

[@lordgir2517]

Show Robb is 100% a simp. Book though is written more like he knows hes fucked up and kicks himself in ass. Also magic may have been involved with it. Also I will say you guys should have placed Jon lower based of him killing dany and rejecting Stannis proposal in the book to make him and Val the rulers of winterfell. My man usually chooses the bigger picture over his own happiness or love.

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

How is Robb a simp? He loves a woman, she loves him back, they get happily married. Are you calling any man who gets married, a simp?

[@twiglet2205]

​Apparently any man who genuinely loves a woman and isn't always the smartest is a simp. These dudes are like old school nerds just douches who don't have a life, watch a lot of porn think they could lead an army because they've played D&D ​@@thecensoredmuscle563

[@Hakar17]

​@@incognito9292I mean there's no real way that Rob could have known that Frey was going to pull a war crime. The whole guest right thing is a big ass deal in Westros. That's why the whole thing worked literally no one would have expected it to happen.

[@rxrx69]

a 55 minute video how good can you possibly make my day

[@vibechecker3168]

I only simp for the seven

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Based and Andal pilled

[@ktbecstasy]

So u are basically Baelor

[@Maegorthecrueltargaryen]

Nah the Valyrian pantheon is better praise mother Syrax

[@pomalde]

neeeeerrddd

[@Maegorthecrueltargaryen]

@@pomalde nah just a man of culture

[@Dorkeydaze]

Jorah when he sees Chad last dragon: (in smug Wojak) this beta boy will never be king of the seven kingdoms. Jorah when he sees 13 year old Dany ( in pointing soyjack) she’s muh khallssi

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Jorah could never dream of being as chadly as the mighty Visarys III

[@Dorkeydaze]

@@OurHiltsHurt He was just spiteful the last dragon had no dragons and was gonna conquer the 7 kingdoms Khan style. Jorhah like most normies is once again like the soyjack pointing at the dragons

[@jaiveerrajiv905]

Having Robert at D is kind of crazy I’d place at him at B at least . He became a drunk broken man because of a woman who died , whom he barely even knew . That has to be B level simping

[@albertwesker8049]

Come on, guys...as long as Jorah Mormont is part of the ensemble it's not really a competition 😂😂😂

[@MrGizturk]

Show Stannis has some simp behaviors I dont like

[@SuperARCANGEL0]

I remember the episode where Melisandre went to pick up Gendry and Stannis was like " plz don't leave me 😢 "

[@sad_dad]

Agreed

[@assadsvengeance9952]

For melisandre?, to be fair she's a witch who's clearly manipulating him

[@MrFredstt]

The show actively hated Stannis and D&D openly admitted as such thus their version of the character is no better than any random fan fiction

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Most simps don't chock their target of affection.

[@Historygeek2006]

Jon wasn’t a simp until his character was ruined in season 7-8. He’d be a low/mid A tier if you guys talked about Dany, even though he ended up killing her.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

No spoilers please!

[@onyedikachukwumiracle]

Jorah is Azor Ahai, the simp of Ice and fire

[@OurHiltsHurt]

The Simp that was promised

[@aminaa5824]

Jaime and brienne should both at LEAST be in B, they both literally joined the kingsguard for their loves and threw away both of their inheritances, and from then literally did anything that was asked of them by renly and Cersei until brienne only stopped sipping because renly died and Jaime only stopped because he found a new girl to simp for (kinda)

[@meinhart_esror]

I always read Bobby B's love for Lyanna as the one conquest he didnt win for him. They probably interacted and she refused him somewhat wittyly. He just likes the chase, that if you hear Ned tell it, no woman gave him. The eternal conquest of Lyannas heart that can never end, which is the EXACT thing Robert wants.

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

It was not a conquest, he was bound to marry her, they were engaged.

[@meinhart_esror]

@@thecensoredmuscle563 Engaged and chasing her affection is not mutually exclusive in Asoiaf.

[@saberserpent1134]

Dude, Tommen never stood a chance. Margaery plays into his sexual naiveté with soft words and light touches and absolutely tortures Cersei with it. I mean, if you're gonna simp for someone...

[@assadsvengeance9952]

I know people irl who crap on tommen all the time because "he was weak and ineffectual" even though he was like 13 in the show and 8 in the books and was never taught how to rule because nobody expected joffrey to die once tyrion and tywin saved him from his multitude of enemies gained through his cruelty and petty sadism

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Tommen was manipulated by experienced women. They should've gotten him a virgin. Poor boy

[@OurHiltsHurt]

It can’t be simping. It was the best anyone could ask for, he was spoiled and will only be disappointed if he lived further than he did.

[@saberserpent1134]

@@OurHiltsHurt Truly, he tasted of Highgarden's SWEETEST fruit; Maergery makin' Sansa, Cersei, & The Sand Snakes look like some strumpet-y street birds, on gawd!!

[@PirvateerKurei]

I can excuse Tommen for simping because of that coddling Cersei put onto him. He wanted a woman that wanted him, Margaery did it right. Got what she wanted and all she had to do was give him a little play. Also, I'm pretty sure she was the first woman he fell for in his early age. And echoing other comments, he could have had a much worse crush.

[@taylorstillman7932]

Jamie is S Tier ALL the way!!! The only reason he was made a King's Guard was to be near her cooter. The only reason the whole new game started was because of her cooter. He is right up there with Jorah as the King Simp. And Jorah was Batman...in 'Titans'. Robb didn't deserve S Tier. He was rebelling against his 'special' mother. I blame teen angst not simpage. He got into being King In The North and felt himself a bit too much, and faced with his mother's lack of intelligent decisions, went against the grain. I know how much you guys love Bobby B but, come on... He was simping SO hard for a girl he never touched, never liked him, and was a girl version of his bestie. A tier def. John, like Robb, was just sowing some wild oats. He was bros before hoes. He found a hottie bad girl, smoked doobs, went to the cool kid parties, and played in the poon patch...then peaced out and killed her. D for sure. And where the F is Khal Drogo???.... he's S or A. The dude died for his sleepwalking dumb-dumb. He let her dictate every step on the way to his own downfall. He was the stallion that got mounted...and deaded. Any of them would be forgiven if faced with Margaery on a dragon.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

We cut Khal drogo because the video was going on too long, but he wouldnt be very high to us. He wore the pants in the relationship, and only gained respect for her as she started to conform to HIS way of life. Their relationship evolved into a reciprocal, monogamous relationship.

[@taylorstillman7932]

@OurHiltsHurt but she 'conformed' to his way in the most-"I'm gonna upend all your shit like a toddler"-way. Once she rode him, his stallion was mounted, and that's not the way of the Dothraki. She screwed him in more ways than three, and he happily Momoa'd his way into simphood.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@OurHiltsHurt Khal Drogo is truly a Chad. Took his woman and made her his. She then conformed to him and did as the customs demanded. King 👑

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

​@@OurHiltsHurt Robbs relationship was also a reciprocal, monogamous relationship. Drogo though was letting his wife make to many decisions. Robb was the one making the decisions. So why put Robb but skip Drogo?

[@ToeKnife166]

Apparently grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

[@mukke9728]

Now that is some Charles Boyle shit haha

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

Game of Simps

[@OurHiltsHurt]

A Simp of Ice and Fire

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

That’s a good one☝️lol

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

The guys pretty much became simps by season 8. Jon, Gendry, Jaime, jorah (but that wasn't new).

[@shallowbay2010]

Tyrion should be A tier. He falls in love with any woman who shows him any true affection. In the books, Shae doesn't love him, but he still loves her. And let's not forget how fast he falls from the cleverest man who ever lived to a complete simp once he meant Dany.

[@MC11723]

Lyana and Rhagar's relationship: Causes massive rebellion which ends the Targaryn dynasty and kills thousands, Robb throws his war because he marriesJane/Talsia instead of Walder Freys daughter, and get his army killed. Robb gets S tier simp Rhager gets F

[@fightingmedialounge519]

I'd say losing an important wars is worst then inadvertently starting one.

[@MC11723]

@@fightingmedialounge519 still bad though edit: Atleast worse than F

[@fightingmedialounge519]

@@MC11723 yeah that's true. I wouldn't say worst then F simply because he didn't lose the war because he was in love, an arguably didn't take her for love either.

[@assadsvengeance9952]

I wouldn't want to marry someone my mother sacrificed me to because she doesn't want to negotiate either so i understand why robb didn't want the frey, that being said he should have gone off and married margaery tyrell, arianne martell, or perhaps asha greyjoy(based tomboy pirate) and go for the iron throne instead of marrying someone loyal to tywin lannister or some noblewoman from volantis like a moron

[@nont18411]

@@fightingmedialounge519 Rhaegar both started and lost the war.

[@leebarbs7176]

Tommen & Margaery definitely boned lol there's a whole scene about how he never wants to stop, then the next day Margaery gloats to Cersei about it lol

[@McEldercraftHD]

I would have switched Baelish and Robb. I mean, imagine simping for a married woman your whole life, and after she is dead or out of reach, continue with her daughter. That makes him absolute S Tier for me.

[@joshcranston]

“Tristifer sounds like someone’s fursona online” Damnit you make my hilt hurt!! Next do a theory on Podrick Targaryen and how he’s gonna save westeros

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Podrick Payne is the Prince that was Promised?

[@Spanner0696]

I think we can all agree the biggest simp is Kevann for Tywin.

[@epic_andra]

Lancel was also a simp, first for Cersei then for the faith, he had no personality besides doing what he was bid. Simp supreme

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Lancel should have made the list but there is no way he is more of a simp than Jorah

[@nickmaroni2289]

Saying Daario was just trying to secure a job is fucking hilarious😭

[@shimaalcarrim7949]

I haven’t read the books. But per the show Theon is more of just a pervert than a simp

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Totally agree

[@tanimal3964]

I need you guys to do a Tier list of Women in Game of Thrones. This would combine my two favorite things: A Song of Ice and Fire and Misogyny.

[@stanleylee3329]

Littfinger would be a B tier simp-but the Sansa stuff, marrying the daughter of the girl you wanted because she’s that girls daughter is *INSANE.* Rob is on one side an S tier simp but on the other hand that’s his girl, so it’s not simping it’s love which is an F.

[@mack_taylor]

I think Jaime should be higher. I feel like his love is more genuine while its Cersei that doesn't truly love Jaime and just wants to be him. Jaime probably knows this too and just takes what he can get.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Yeah, if you discount season 8 of GoT, cersei PROBABLY doesn't really love Jaime. That poor poor boy...

[@MrFredstt]

I don't support simping but if you were to simp there's a strong argument to be made for Margaery and Alicent being the best simp material

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Can't argue with that, but a simp is still a simp

[@Hakar17]

No 13 year old boy faced with a naked Margery Tyrell is going to be anything other than a simp for her period. Kids a virgin and she's a fu*kin fox he never stood a chance. Hell like 85% of full grown men wouldn't stand a chance. Saying otherwise is frankly pure cope.

[@jcnot9712]

How Stannis somehow escaped this list is beyond me

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Who does he simp for?

[@jcnot9712]

@@OurHiltsHurt man I don’t know. I’ll have to go stare at a fire for a while and get back to you later.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Based and Rhollar pilled

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Jorah really is so one dimensional to Daenerys that he pretty much a foot note in her journey, and she knows it’s and uses it in her mission to make everyone feel miserable as her.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

33:27 That is the first time that comparison have ever entered my head and it will never leave.

[@oelholm]

Dawg petyr baelish is an S TIER SIMP. He literally does GENERATIONAL simping.

[@brettervonkanada6102]

Jon literally rejected Melissandre, if that doesn't make him an F, idkwtf does... Also, Lisa Tully is an S-tier unless you argue that she's only obsessed with Littlefinger because of how much she hates her sister.

[@nicknaylor9895]

I will never stop simping for Bobby B and House Baratheon. The Baratheons are universally gigachads and the true heroes of the story.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Truth

[@booshmcfadden7638]

Not Renly.

[@nicknaylor9895]

@@booshmcfadden7638 The weakest of the Baratheons was still too strong to be defeated by anyone other than a Baratheon.

[@assadsvengeance9952]

​@@booshmcfadden7638he's literally a gigachad in the books who dislikes women so much he'd rather screw around with men, and let's not forget stannis the mannis was afraid of him enough to avoid direct confrontation and use a shadow demon assasin to take him out instead

[@J..P..]

​@@assadsvengeance9952imagine trying to claim a sodomite is a "gigachad" lmao

[@kelphiuspolluxeldanimus6426]

Considering Jon Snow turned on Dany in the end. I think he's a C TIER.

[@anthonyroberts7495]

I agree with their reasoning on placing Robb so high, but I can’t agree with putting him higher than Petyr. In the show, Petyr started the war of five kingdoms just to get closer catelyns sister since he couldn’t have the original copy. Then when Sansa became available, someone who looks more like Catelyn than catelyns sister does, Petyr literally kills his “wife” and then pursues Sansa until the day he dies

[@Dorkeydaze]

Technically Chad Jaime being in love with himself and getting cerise pregnant led to the war of the 5 kings

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Jaime simped for his sister. Massive L 😂

[@shawnjackson3764]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 he accepted to join the kingsguard because of her smh

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Chad Jaime wins again

[@Hakar17]

​@@thelegacyofgaming2928You could argue that he simped for himself really. Because at least half the reason he banged her is she's literally the female version of him. The whole thing is super weird in general...

[@theris2747]

A Song of Blue Balls and Friendzone

[@nicbahtin4774]

Simping is a literal crime agianst humanity

[@Thomasfoolery69]

Jaime and cersei is like when homelander was hooking up with himself via a supe that can shapeshift on the boys TV show.

[@CopaExMachina]

Jorah puts on a simp clinic from start to finish.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Could you imagine thinking you could out simp Jorah??

[@mattgreen7692]

Lysa Aryn isn't just a simp, she's a yandere.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Fact check true

[@ssjkuroki7776]

Jamie in C.. has to be the craziest spot on this tier list

[@serobesehightower4041]

17:47 Based. Iron Isles need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 4th century AC. The North and Dorne are also pushing their luck.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Based take. Most of Westeros needs to get their act together. Kings landing might be the worst.

[@Finnsta]

I’m so glad the algorithm brought this video to me you guys are actually hilarious 😂

[@Eh-Mungu-Nguvu-Yetu-q8p]

Now this is a channel i can listen to while cooking 😂😂 im ashamed i found you guys this late

[@OurHiltsHurt]

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

[@dantestanley4927]

Glad you guys are calling out the simps...hilarious!

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Someone needs to do it.

[@vickie1999]

I can't believe one of the biggest simps Danaerys was not included. I was a fan hers but she's was a big ass simp for Jon. She sailed all the ways from Essos for the 7Ks and tossed it to side for Jon and his mission. Lost her dragons, friends, and so much in the process. BIG SIMP!

[@lizd2943]

Without Jon and his mission there's no 7Ks.

[@saladje]

You guys are the only GOT channel that is genuinely funny and not cucked or ran by reddit mods.

[@ChildOfTheFlower]

I have waited for this. I loved the Walder Frey video so much that I shared it with this GOT/ASoIaF group I help run that some were waiting for the Karen of the North video.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Hey thanks for sharing it out. Glad you like the content and hope they did too lol.

[@Browash]

I loved this list it was so much fun lol but come on King Robert was a huge simp.. his entire personality was being obsessed with a woman who didnt love him back

[@stevefilms1997]

I have come to defend Tommen from the allegations. He’s relatively religious and he’s relatively violence averse. Then already kind of cracking under the pressure of being king, his mother detonates one of the foremost religious buildings in the city most likely turning the people against him killing most of the people at his side who had a clue about how to lead as well as hundreds of other innocent bystanders and he’s powerless to stop it. I’m sure Margaery dying didn’t help but it’s certainly not the only reason.

[@maybeinactive]

You either die in the friend zone or live long enough to become Jorah Mormont

[@roderickbarber6056]

How do y'all put Jon Snow higher on this list than Jamie Lannister? I know he's your boy but listen, Jamie chose to go to the kingsguard so he can be closer to cersei at court.... That is cringe that he gave up his lands and titles for her .He's been sipping for her his whole life lol. Y'all got to edit this or at least that one. love y'all channel still

[@roderickbarber6056]

Giving up your lordship to be your sisters side piece your whole life. A tier minimum !!!!!!!!!!!

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Have you read the books at all? Jaime is moving away from his Cersi love and honestly Cersi is hot unlike Jayne Westerling or Yegritte.

[@roderickbarber6056]

I haven't in all honesty. I'm planning to. When a new one comes out. But still, he's made too many dire decisions cuz of her. Her being Hot doesn't excuse it lol. But I'll go look this up in the books to be accurate to what y'all saying

[@OurHiltsHurt]

I really hope Jaime doesn’t fall back on Cersi in the books. Him going back was the worst decision.

[@rotolotto]

I LOVE this channel, so that Saiyan analogy desperately made me want to hear you guys talk about dbz at length

[@Rahim.ali80]

Forget simping watched two videos from you guys & you two are god like tier level sarcastic & cynical it’s a beautiful thing to watch when it’s done right & mixed with actual good understanding of the subject at hand I’m subscribing & by the way I believe LittleFinger is the biggest simp in ASOIAF he has been starting wars for women who has never even considered showing him their ankles

[@booshmcfadden7638]

Jorah had the most hurt hilt of all.

[@booshmcfadden7638]

"When Robb shows back up with this woman, he's just like Oh, yeah, here's my fleshlight." I laughed too damn hard lol.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Poor Jorah has the biggest blue balls and it’s hurting his hilt

[@guneytopal1713]

In the show Jon is definitely a simp in the later seasons but in the books he hasn’t done any simping. So B is way too high

[@d.m.collins1501]

Dude, there is NO way Robb is S-tier SIMP. A good simp worships someone who doesn't really reciprocate. But in Robb's case, SHE pursued HIM! And he's not in love with that chick. He just is confused about what honor would dictate. His dad was always supposedly this "honorable" man, and so when he maybe knocks up this chick and ruins her prospects for any other marriage, he does a stupid thing and thinks he now is honor-bound to marry her. But he doesn't seem excited about it due to LOVE or anything. And even if she's playing him (or more likely, her family is playing him), she's given every sign that she is REALLY into him! Like, yes, it is true that he blows his whole career over a woman, but not in a simp-y way. So maybe D or C tier? P.S. Making Robb a simp also violated your "you can't be a simp to your own wife" rule with Tommen!

[@d.m.collins1501]

P.P.S. nipples can be notable!

[@OurHiltsHurt]

That is a decent point, but his simping preceded marrying her. His simpage for her when they were both single, and he was honorbound betrothed to the Frey girl, nah man. Sucker Idolizing mediocre P Fits that bill perfectly haha

[@joeyjoey1044]

RAHHHHHHH MY HILT HURTS

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Everyone’s hilt will hurt after this

[@shimaalcarrim7949]

Are you doing a Westeros perv tier list (Pycel S tier)

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Lolol Pycel was a simp we forgot. He simps for Tywin so much

[@shimaalcarrim7949]

@@OurHiltsHurt Pycel is a double champ. (Simps for Lannisters, Pervs on girls who come to him for medical treatment)

[@fourwheelerjock]

18:49 had me dying 🤣😂🤣☠️☠️

[@assadsvengeance9952]

Littlefinger is pretty high on the list but also has many chad qualities despite his greasiness, robb has some simp moments but i wouldn't consider him a full simp, jorah is imo 100% the biggest simp

[@skiiworld]

Littlefinger is my number 1 simp fights an impossible duel to simp and then dedicates his life to an impossible goal out of simping all his schemes are derived from simping

[@MommalaHarris]

Simp is overused. It means MID poon. Trying to lump Margaery with cat is like compared cow tongue to Wagyu beef

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Yeah that’s why you gotta put Tommen in F tier, he’s not a simp at all.

[@danielragsdale9849]

An especially big point to me is Robb not doing what he needed to do to make all the deaths of the men under him matter. What he promised them he'd do in exchange for their deaths. Putting shame on his dead father he claimed to be vengeful over. All over his personal selfish love. It was such a wild turn around to everything he'd apparently been taught. When you're a royal, especially in this world, your decisions kill thousands at a time and Robb is House of the Dragon tier as far as how frivolous his was in comparison to the cost.

[@hydromancer4916]

Didn't even watch the video. It's Jorah and it's not even close.

[@elxse4478]

I thought yall were going to include that guy that can warg north of the wall who was jealous of Jon being with Ygritte

[@danielmurphy123]

Yo these guys are hilarious 😂 and I agree with most of these takes I gotta say

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Based minds think alike lol Thanks for watching man

[@alanviniciuswanderleytavar4399]

Little finger is such a simp that his simpness is Hereditary

[@artxroyalty]

I would say Jorah…but Robert started a WAR lmaooo

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Jorah would have burned the world for Dani though lol

[@tanimal3964]

Bobbie B started the war because Aerys wanted to kill him and Ned after offing Ned's father and brother. Afterwards Bobbie ended up fucking half the women in Westeros.

[@songsayswhat]

Rhaegar knew about the Targaryan vision & thought he was supposed to sire the kid who saves the world. I think that's why he went with Lyanna when his wife couldn't have any more kids. Targaryan madness seems more one of obsession: Egg with hatching dragon eggs, Aerys with wildfire, and Rhaegar the Targaryan prophecy. Of course, my head canon (and I doubt Robert fans will like this) is that Robert went too far with Lyanna one night when he was drunk & that's one reason why she left.

[@Markus-sk4jr]

Simping for Margaery = Actually, inverted simping aka chad-like behaviour!

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Fact check true

[@assadsvengeance9952]

I think asha greyjoy has a few simps but she's a tomboy pirate so it's understandable

[@OurHiltsHurt]

A girl on a ship is going to naturally create endless simps.

[@assadsvengeance9952]

@@OurHiltsHurt true but you can't deny the whole tomboy pirate thing she's got going on is a factor as well

[@Nina-uy1eo]

Samwell is S tier. Supporting another man's kid financially is one thing, but claiming the kid as his own is whole new level. She didnt let him smash for a while. Cruster son is now heir to house Tarly.

[@lordfarquaad8601]

49:30 Broooo, everyone I've ever spoken to about GOT loves Gigachad-Daario and hates Chickenlegs-Daario.

[@OurHiltsHurt]

Yo you must hang around with a bunch of chads 🙏🏻

[@erikkarlsson9192]

Imp the Simp is absolutely high up there. A tier at the lowest.

[@Kj99x]

Jon snow is the ultra giga betryaing both his lovers for duty

[@vampirefrompluto9788]

I know y'all love the Greyjoys but would you consider making a video on Balon Greyjoy & how awful he is?

[@OurHiltsHurt]

lol. Balon is literally the worst

[@greenheadblackvoodochild2487]

I want a podcast with these two talking about random shit!!!! They are hilarious