Who Is the Real Dan Howell?

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[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

hey scalies! get our Dan and Phil Banner Flag! Download Dragon City by clicking here: dragoncity.onelink.me/DDHl/dapg1 thanks for sponsoring us!

[@lozbozlauren]

the only scalie here is you dan

[@nellie3531]

HELL YEAHHH

[@atriskeel5427]

🐲🐲

[@doot1doo1]

WHY did I read that as "hey socialists" thanks dyslexia

[@megparker6228]

so excited for the dragon drag

[@kiraisamess]

“how to tell your audience theyre not respecting your boundaries” can we give dan and phil a proper apology because they were put through hell for years and are far more forgiving than they need to be

[@wolfelee356]

FRRR

[@occulttess]

actually, they really just chose to move on

[@user09813]

Unfortunately this is really common for people who have a following. 🫤

[@naiomik6179]

Seriously, we all need to make a collab video and with individual apologies and trend it on his birthday or SOMETHING, they genuinely deserve an apology

[@amiraitallouache4377]

That physically hurt ngl

[@wryn.is.trying]

“cunnilingus” and “how do i please my husband” being simultaneously googled in the same house sounds like a fantastic romcom opener

[@grey29825]

T4t trans guy romcom

[@wryn.is.trying]

@@grey29825 HELL yeah, i like the way you think

[@supposedlymel]

​@grey29825 it doesn't make sense for the dan and phil fan base to create a heteronormative romcom, this is onbrand

[@sickeninglysweetlikehoney9917]

My first thought was trans guy with cis guy and he wants to learn lol

[@MirianRodrigues483]

Dan reciting My Humps by heart was one of the best things in this video

[@AlinaProbably]

it was one of the best things full stop

[@ZezeMimi]

A poetic reciting for our generation!

[@NAKOYAH]

His british deadpan "matter-of-a-fact" voice also made it 10x better😭😭💀

[@peachyenigma]

how has he done it twice now

[@Babygirlyouretheheart]

He just kept going

[@caffeinefiendd]

whoever chose to bleep cunnilingus with a cat meow instead of a dog bark like usual,,,, i salute you

[@maggiemay896]

this !

[@duckynine9713]

kudos to you for noticing this and bringing it to my unobservant attention it’s very funny

[@danni639]

Was 100% Dan

[@gurlmagia]

If I had a nickel for every time Phil had to painfully wait until Dan finished reciting Black Eyed Peas by heart I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@jasmint3207]

When was the other time?

[@beatricemarchini4261]

Would Phil Hate Dan To Save The World? A will you press the button from 2018 :)

[@jj_177]

doofenshmirtz reference?

[@hastaluegoluka]

LMFAO

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

@@jj_177 yessss

[@mindctrl-alt-del]

The world asked, "will things ever be Fergalicious again?" and Dan answered "best I can do is My Humps in the tone of a PowerPoint presentation"

[@madelynkerst4168]

watching dan reciting my lumps in the form of lecturing phil was the highlight of my day

[@Racewash]

I can’t look at phil’s sweater without thinking of him chomping on some superglue

[@meanerrweinerr]

the white stripe represents g l u e

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

lmao first glance - "aww it's the glue sweater"

[@MariaT-95]

Neither can they apparently! 13:47

[@jayhillxo]

LMAO ME TOO

[@caffeinefiendd]

dan is such a fascinating person because either he’s on some ultra mild-melting philosophical rant *or* he’s reciting the entirety of my humps the true duality of man

[@AlinaProbably]

it's basically just him being a gemini though

[@snowgillard1591]

i was about to make the same comment lol @@AlinaProbably

[@justyourlocalrat_]

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[@hickyxnicky411]

the true duality of Dan

[@amandaisnotwriting]

honestly get yourself a man who can do both, never know which Dan you're gonna get

[@ashlyn_1424]

I love that they keep referring the the hiatus as the time in which they both “became gay”

[@bunnieovadamoon]

the video has barely started and we’ve already gotten lines like “hi-gay-tus” and phil not knowing what cunnilingus is we are so back

[@yerijen]

12:37 “he’s getting them editing tips” is CRAZY

[@AriaLouisa]

I had to replay it like three times

[@piper0616]

I love this era of them, it feels so free

[@Babygirlyouretheheart]

How am i even supposed to know what their boundaries are when they say shit like this? 😭

[@englahoelstad2356]

I completely missed this ohmygod they're actually unhinged

[@totalweirdo8538]

If this had happened a few years ago people would have died. Blood on their hands, dead

[@thestrangemusician168]

they think all brown haired guys are dan as if phil’s hair isn’t basically the same color now

[@syedaaaaaaa]

This LMAOO

[@livridley3515]

literally was looking for a comment about this lmao

[@mars_mallow_]

one of them literally looked more like phil than dan it was lighter hair than dan and it wasn’t swooped to the side or curly?? like that’s literally phil now

[@Ross_mo]

phil is on a journey to his true, radiant orange haircolour. It's who he is on the inside.

[@thekatzcorner]

it's bc Phil has a more unique face shape

[@rubieangel]

lady door is OUT lady lumps are IN

[@marm4851]

What I love most about dan's spontaneous humps monologue was how it sounded as if the words were just coming to him in that moment, a second before he said them- like he was possessed by some black eyed peas demon and was reciting a summoning spell that he didn't know the words to until that moment

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

Anyone else very grateful but also slightly concerned by the sheer amount of content this last week? As a hiatus survivor, I’m disconcerted

[@kiraisamess]

i havent even had time to catch up with all the new content and that is crazy to me

[@dariaxmills]

@@kiraisamesssame i’m soo behind! but it’s nice they’re treating us 😅

[@wickedburnout6876]

im glad, this year so far has been awful and dan and phil videos are such a comfort

[@pandajesus5052]

It’s been a nice, if not slightly surreal, surprise :)

[@rayhem]

i'm afraid dan's going to burn out again and fcuk off for another 5 years 😔

[@podoke]

phil slowly realizing that dan has no intention of stopping his recitation of 'my humps'

[@maybeedouble]

Wide eyed ..stop! 😂

[@dancerlouisaxx]

dan reciting "My humps" without breaking eye contact is my new Roman Empire

[@EmIdc]

Phil saying “i would wave my trunk around” 8:44 Jesus fucking lord

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

I love how dan was about to make a comment but then gave up when he saw phil making a trunk out of his arms like of course phil would do that what's new

[@theunofficialaccount7707]

12:39 "getting them editing tips" followed by Phil's hysterical laughing was everything

[@MikaylaFranklin]

i've been loving their wardrobe lately, very elevated

[@sam.w8477]

Phil's sweater looks so comfy I want one

[@cricketjuices]

same! they're also coordinating in this one, love to see it

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

DANS SWEATER HAS COLOR

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

very very classy

[@WishGender]

@@sam.w8477careful you might feel the sudden urge to eat some superglue

[@chaoticpeachyplays]

The disappointment in Phil’s voice when he asked “Who doesn’t know how to chew gum?”

[@corrinabarnett8226]

The sad thing is, I had an ex once who told me he'd never chewed gum before because he was worried he'd just subconciously think it's food and would swallow it. I thought he was joking until I gave him some of mine once, and he actually did swallow it after a brief minute for that very reason. 😬

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

@@corrinabarnett8226HEELP i can’t stop lauging 😭😭😭😭 glad he’s an ex cause you deserve intelligence ❤

[@rayhem]

3:12 dan agreeing with phil's answer then still "phiiil!"ing when it's wrong LMAO

[@lisa_vxng]

"please your husband" excuse me phil?? (what about your secret wife??)

[@WishGender]

Yeah what happened to Lorraine?

[@bie_00]

Susan called me to complain about this 😢

[@polarknight856]

I feel like they need to make her & alternate universe Phil in the sims

[@megparker6228]

dan is his secret wife

[@silas-whatever]

Not even five minutes in and Dan says some shit like "I don't know what you're doing with Dr. Pepper but tell him next time not to save it up for a week" 😭

[@timelessflowers]

you are feeding us so well dads thank you

[@alexb8088]

No fr I feel like we don’t show our appreciation enough

[@B3autySparks]

@@alexb8088I AGREE

[@steelheartii6525]

This is at 666 likes rn, so I'll just say SAME

[@natalie9978]

I love you wife

[@timelessflowers]

@@natalie9978 love u the most

[@Alyrulz421]

I’m f*cking crying laughing at Phil saying “come” 3 times at the end for no reason 😭💀💀💀 it just sounded so wrong and so random

[@syd943]

i love when dnp do sequels to their past series like google feud, heart throb and now wiki-how

[@justyourlocalrat_]

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[@totentanz941]

I'm starving for some dream daddy😭

[@syd943]

@@totentanz941 YES 🙏 we need them to finish dream daddy

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

"He's getting them editing tips" evoked a laugh from me like a sleeper agent

[@Grapejuice190]

Not Tyler Oakley catching a stray☠️

[@Grapejuice190]

Btw Dan said jeemie not genie

[@mbjw]

"am I this generic" "YES" phil out here just spitting out hard truths, lmao

[@gabrielle2829]

actually in tears and Dan's serious recitation of My Humps while just staring at Phil

[@meanerrweinerr]

Dan needs a ✨SLIT✨ to differentiate himself from the wikibois

[@Grapejuice190]

Ooof the wording on this comment lmao

[@pandajesus5052]

😭😭😭😭

[@ASimpleBall]

I think he’s getting one too after his live show online

[@oYinYano]

Love how both of them say it’s dangerous to talk to your subscribers seeing as that’s how they met 😂😂

[@Laura-qu1xf]

I love the dragon city ad partner consistency, dan&phil plus scalies is truly the most stable relationship i have ever known

[@hickyxnicky411]

same

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Dragon city are ogs

[@awkward.bookworm]

dan monotonously saying the lyrics to my humps was the greatest thing to bless my ears tonight

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

years ago dan was like "i know the entirety of will.i.am's verse from My Humps by heart" and i thought to myself AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW FERGIE'S PARTS LMAO but same

[@picklegurrl]

7:01 Something about the urgency with which Dan says "My love my love my love" really got me

[@daniellehedges9398]

"DAN YOU GOT IT BEFORE YOU EVEN GOT IT!"🤯 "Phil there is a pregnancy test in the photo" "Oh" 💀

[@BooksAndCranies]

Seems like Dan is ready to do a karaoke “Dan v Phil”

[@ur_lina]

Karaoke dan vs phil is brilliant!!!!

[@sarahlaverick6823]

this would heal the earth

[@justyourlocalrat_]

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[@caffeinefiendd]

the game is literally called damn daniel and yet they continue to be surprised by the appearances of dan

[@rosswinchester4367]

Dude I am so high and Dan reciting My Humps slam poetry style at length has me cackling

[@syd943]

phil is out here inventing new phrases every video and im here for it

[@jasmint3207]

Wikiho Higaytus Brainal

[@jasmint3207]

Ok those are terms and not phrases. But still 😅

[@hannahbeebe6063]

At the end of the year we need a ranking of Phil’s 2024 phrases

[@jennypan4055]

well he has to use that english degree for something

[@jasmint3207]

Aladussy

[@Laura-qu1xf]

7:43 "i need to go with my dumbest instinct" i say that to myself ALL the time

[@madie8769]

hearing dan say "when u hit the bong too hard" when i'm this high feels like a personal attack

[@leen-_-g3142]

dan reciting my lumps is something we all needed

[@notlucadaniel]

excellent sweater combo. anyone remember this... Phil: this is the colour blue Dan, BLUE Dan: AAAH

[@puccalu1]

Where is this from? I need to know

[@bella7582]

​@@puccalu1it's from the video on phil's channel called 'dan is leaving me'

[@notlucadaniel]

@@puccalu1 yeah it’s from ‘dan’s leaving me’ where they filmed in front of his closet and the jumper he’s wearing here was one of the only pieces of clothing with any colour

[@B3autySparks]

8:20 his voice and actions reminded me so much of 2012 Dan I can’t breathe

[@underthesea713]

Omg ur right 😭

[@juyomilover]

6:30 i can't with the way phil said "a LUMP???" he was in such disbelief 😭

[@drea4741]

Dan’s rendition of my lumps was quite literally biblical & no one can tell me otherwise 💀

[@scarlettbat]

11:26 why does phil sound SO SURE AND SERIOUS about it?!?!?!

[@spockedandloaded]

thats the most seriously anyone has ever recited the lyrics to my humps

[@blayneisdoingherbest]

i would kill for dan to share his stoner era with us

[@AriaLouisa]

Dan had a stoner era??

[@mmaantj]

His what era

[@hannahbeebe6063]

I actually think he’s in it now

[@blayneisdoingherbest]

@@hannahbeebe6063 “get high w me ft phils first bong rip”

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

I think his cursed forumspring era was it

[@charlotteury4583]

I can only dream of having their sweater collection

[@juliacasey1598]

the gaming channel came back, google feud came back, dan vs phil came back, and now this. the world is healing itself

[@NAKOYAH]

I love how dan's instant instinct to any danger or stressful situation is to immediately *hide* behind an object cause same😭💀

[@_sch_eme_]

Dan going "I'm finally free" after he murdered Phil with the wink I can't I'm dead I died fk

[@penina8438]

This is the 2nd wikihow video where Dan sang my humps. This really is age related memory loss lol

[@honeysunday]

“How to tell your audience that they’re not respecting your boundaries” LMFAOOOOO

[@ChrissiesCorner]

Dan saying "because you know nothing & represent nobody" had me lmfao & I really needed that tonight! 🤣❣

[@KiAhNaLyNn]

STOP the age related memory loss joke had me CACKLING

[@onestepshort6291]

the "dystopian novel" one with the big baby head was a drawing of a famous shot from the movie "Brazil" from 1985 directed by Terry Gilliam so noted film enthusiasts Dan and Phil if you're reading this you should watch it

[@chasitybuckius]

"Shut up and start fartin'" I lost my soul 😂😂

[@rayhem]

this is the SECOND time dan has sung the whole chorus of my humps online

[@anetatereza7950]

My mom died last month and this might sound stupid But these videos are the only thing that can make me smile and give me a little bit of comfort at the moment

[@Taylenax4x]

Sending you so much love and prayers ❤️

[@xiofigue9586]

losing a parent is beyond hard. i’m sending you love and healing ❤️

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

im so sorry and you're so brave

[@nj.7325]

Wow I'm so sorry for your loss ❤

[@taylorellis846]

Sending love your way♥️

[@koritsi2142]

"he's getting them editing tips" DAN OMG

[@gurlinacoma]

This has nothing to do with anything but I want these two to read stories on the Episode app💀

[@_andthelike]

they should omg 😭😭😭

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Oh yes

[@Sophs06]

We need dream daddy to return... We never found out which dad they chose

[@gurlinacoma]

@@Sophs06 I HAVE BEEN WANTING THAT TOO

[@melissataylor3598]

I’m the generic girl with the glasses, I very regularly get sent screenshots of shit like this from friends being like ‘this is you’, I feel your pain Dan at being the default

[@ytenng]

Dan giving us the dramatic reading of My Humps is everything I needed

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

Frequent uploads is the number one sign they’ve been replaced by pod people. RIP boys, we had a good run

[@sabine1285]

dan is a king for the my humps bit LMAO

[@king_sheridan_]

this is actually their most unhinged video and im SO here for it

[@BenjiRobi]

“Come, come, what? Come” -Phil Lester 2024

[@crhct]

'how to have an imaginary boyfriend or girlfriend' phil: imagine them!

[@ML-xb5qg]

Am I the only one who thinks the illustration at 5:20 looks way more like Phil, just with Dan's old hair?

[@mostar1219]

I never thought I would hear Dan recite "my humps" like a spoken word piece

[@julietacavalli]

We survived the ✨hiGAYtus✨

[@lumae8216]

My dog died and I feel horrible, it hurts like hell. The fact that you uploaded cheered me up a little, thank you ❤

[@HigherFurtherFaster]

my condolences, sending you love ❤️

[@hayleyyjayne]

sorry for your loss ❤️ hope you’re okay

[@CloverLovesTT]

i'm sorry about your dog! our eldest dog died over a year ago and it's still strange trying to get used to it. i'm sure you gave yours an amazing life full of love!!

[@anetatereza7950]

Im so sorry. Sending you strenght and love ♥️

[@AmyAberrant]

Rest in peace little doggy ♥️

[@isabellacorinne_]

why didn't yall show the rest of the options for the ghostly one 😭😭😭

[@sophie_marie25]

Phil, gently yet judgy as ever: 'Can we have a moment, who is Googling How To Chew Gum?'

[@mandatoryparty3627]

WIKIHOW MY BELOVED

[@niamh1408]

need to know why phil was 100% certain that you could do stuff with a ghost

[@NAKOYAH]

5:59 The OG youtube music gave me mental whiplash immediately😭😭

[@peachesandmean]

i love how they’re like “they all look like dan” when it’s just a white boy with brown hair lol

[@alexanderwestberg4047]

7:52 dan really meant it when he said he had no fucks left to give didn't he

[@swamp_nymf489]

Getting an ad for Dan's show right before this is definitely an experience

[@angelacoronado5759]

5:27 16 year old me feels attacked but 23 year old me is so sorry Dan 😭😭

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

if i had a nickel for every time dan recited a verse of 'my humps' while staring imploringly at phil on the gaming channel, i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

[@ameliamoloney4]

10:09 the internet is here reference, love to see it

[@mayahsvida]

that WAS tyler oakley with a ponytail omg

[@loveIetter]

looove your jumpers having a subtly matching color palette

[@ramistory98]

I really love that sweater on phil. Those colors look great on him!

[@in_bi_tuin]

4:33 lmao love the mike wazowski treatment on mr howell

[@spockedandloaded]

2:19 PHIL

[@hunter5w6]

at this point I know _almost all_ of the lyrics to My Humps solely from dan insistently deadpanning them in gaming channel videos. and I wouldn’t have it any other way

[@emilymiles9586]

i once used wikihow to figure out how to give a hickey lmao

[@nxptvneee]

I used wikihow to figure out how to be emo (I was 10)

[@MiaArcieri]

13:17 “fizzy situation” “minty sensation” just whyyyyy

[@jawairiashahid9084]

11:35 the geemie.

[@arriannamorgan2247]

Something about Dan matter of factly saying there fergie lyrics scratched my brain just right😂