Who Would Do Something Like This?

[@slashen00]

"Oh hey, I can upgrade the conveyors!" *takes half the video to remember it again* I'm glad you finally got back to them :D

[@yonaz3334]

Whats the point of upgrading them though? Monsters dont seem to spawn in faster.

[@link7417]

@@yonaz3334 I don't know either, I wanna assume that the game is not really finished if it ever will be for even the levels seem rather pointless other then a small coin boost

[@McMentall]

@@yonaz3334 it’s conveyor speed not faster spawnrate

[@McMentall]

he literally says it 10 times, and it also says “speed boost”

[@alexsaiz3741]

@@yonaz3334 If you look at the start of the video, there's a maximum of 4 zombies in the conveyor at a time, so they can't spawn more if there are already 4 zombies present, so increasing the conveyor speed makes them spawn more often. But after some upgrades, they never reach the point where they stop spawning, so conveyor speed becomes litterally useless. Hope my research was useful lol

[@Samisapoet]

when you're enjoying DF videos then start wondering if he's playing youtube like one of these games and farming for views and money....... ehh who cares I love this mans content

[@VjjQueen]

We do live in a simulation so it's about time someone figure out how to exploit it besides the spiffing brit

[@Samisapoet]

@@VjjQueen oh lord the second The Spiffing Brit figures out how to exploit us and the queen lives for ever is the moment i end it all....

[@waylonlucas7876]

💨 💨

[@tomohawk2177]

ehh

[@ricardovazquez4874]

I honestly just zoom out and watch his videos every day and I have for like 2 years.

[@SomeSentientCreature]

Damn, that "First Robber" is gonna need a medic bag after this...

[@goldenproductionsandgaming]

BAIN I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG BAIN IM DIEING

[@nicholasiovino7690]

BAAAAIN

[@caydenrowe9115]

BAIN IM IN MINECRAAAFT BAAAIIINN

[@s0l0striker5]

BAAAAAAAIIIIIN

[@wyk3548]

AHHHH I NEED HEALING

[@Quackling69]

"I would happily take a life for a coffee" Finally something truly relatable on the internet

[@milkman4407]

SCP-173 also known as the statue is a statue made of concrete and rebar that snaps the necks of anyone who stops looking at it or blinks Edit: Stop liking this comment I don’t want this dumb comment to be one of my top comments of all time

[@Chillbirbo]

Correction: SCP-173 is also known as the sacred peanut

[@milkman4407]

@@Chillbirbo didn’t the design get changed tho?

[@austinplays4040]

@@milkman4407 yes it did

[@kenzoalexandercahyadi3080]

I know SCP-173

[@jettsmith4594]

Peanut

[@MxPinky]

Bringing smiles and grins to the masses I really enjoy your humor

[@reversebird330]

If DF has an offer to make any sort of money he’ll do it no matter the cost even people

[@tomohawk2177]

Grammar 100

[@elunesky4051]

@@tomohawk2177 obnoxious 100

[@saladballad7969]

@@tomohawk2177 annoying 100

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

Fax 100

[@revolution724]

It's a bonus for him if it costs people.

[@theblah4341]

DF is one of few people that could survive SCP-173 because the sheer coffee in his system would stop him from blinking

[@mrg7927]

If both your eyes work anyone can survive 173 all you have to is not blink both eyes at the same time

[@DarkShard5728]

@@mrg7927 what if, hear me out, you can't wink? what if, hear me out, you have the necessity every living creature needs that is to eat? what if, hear me out, you get tired and fall asleep? what if, hear me out, you get thirsty?

[@mrg7927]

@@DarkShard5728 if you cant wink both your eyes dont work

[@mrg7927]

@@DarkShard5728 who says you have to stay there till the end of time to?

[@scaly2050]

Probably

[@GirlWhy31]

Hearing DF say he doesn’t know SCP-173 feels wrong. Like he’d love Peanut just for his neck snapping tendencies.

[@tobiasmoller3837]

agreed, he should watch a few of them

[@larrtycat9599]

It would be interesting if he played secret lab

[@Psycchan]

and not only did i spend 20 minutes watching it, it also made me very relaxed and sleepy

[@_technoghost_]

I literally read his title as “why would do anything like this” and thought “wha? Ok let’s watch”. Still watched even after finding out I misread the title.

[@vincehomoki1612]

same

[@Fraild]

4:51 I would happily take a life for coffee -dangerouslyfunny

[@LimeBerry-sm3cp]

I love all the games u play, and considering that u make videos almost daily if not daily is amazing!

[@SkyeBerryJam]

I don't think conveyor speed does anything because they can only die as fast as they spawn in anyways

[@DudeThatsRacc]

The reason it’s a thing I think is it allows you to get the money quicker if that makes sense because when they die you get cash so then dying fast allows you to get cash sooner

[@Auriacularia]

@@DudeThatsRacc yeah but so little and for a limited amount of time that its pointless

[@manuelehrat4392]

I think it's a good upgrade, bc you could just select 3/5 minions instead of 5/5. Idk why he always selected 5/5 if his last minions were the most valuable

[@DudeThatsRacc]

@@Auriacularia yeah you have a good point

[@maxizockt7283]

@@manuelehrat4392 he would get less money because it is spawning in a queue and it goes through all five and then they would spawn first

[@angyfish4202]

“This pile of goo will be bigger than Jupiter” Saturn: am I a joke to you?

[@Outcast0004]

Glad I’m not the only one thinking this

[@tomohawk2177]

@@Outcast0004 Jupiter is larger and denser than Saturn

[@pipecleanermaster]

Jupiter also has rings!

[@SunnyDJSkaar]

​@@pipecleanermaster barely!

[@Progamer-qq9mj]

Jupiter is bigger than Saturn tho?

[@LimeonCandy]

Either KZbin is on something or geometry dash creators are really stepping up their game.

[@spamton4990]

Wouldn't be surprised if Spu7Nix gave DF a sneak peek of his next project.

[@Auriacularia]

@@spamton4990 with brainfugd it honestly might be possible

[@Manothou]

There should be a SCP phenomenon of mysterious creature also known as SCP-DF that magically brings joy into people's life and smile on their faces

[@lyu1ee]

this game fits you quite well doesn’t it

[@ColinTimmins]

Who wouldn’t enjoy grinding idiots… =]

[@RipsawUSA]

I am disappointed you didnt upgrade the conveyors to the point they slammed into the wall before they went into the grinders

[@superexplosion5985]

We're lucky he found this, before he decided to do this in real life.

[@GreenGooberOffical]

shhhhh dont give him ideas

[@thatoneguy873]

Pretty sure the level-up bonus is based on how much you've saved. Kept getting a lot more when you had extra savings.

[@Nick-vd7vu]

i'm a little confused with the conveyor upgrades...it doesn't matter how much faster the conveyor moves if they're still being dropped on it at the same rate, it won't make a difference then...i would've upgraded them too just cuz but definitely seems like a game flaw

[@Ethan54006]

i would only upgrade the last conveyor so they slam into the wall

[@levibauer375]

Ok did anyone else notice how much “colossal micro-titan” is the funniest phrasing

[@tex9137]

Bigger than the planet of Jupiter. Points at Saturnus. Wiewers: ill pretend i didint see that.

[@luckyluc2697]

Love how youtube categorizes this as geometry dash, cant wait for the randoms who dont know df to find this

[@tacotime7513]

Ha ha

[@caydenrowe9115]

Man that "third robber" might become a dull boy if he doesn't get enough play (I think that's how it's said)

[@alex4alexn]

i just want to see how fast max conveyor belts would be, i bet they would fly

[@damieonhaker7845]

Imagine it becomes a rocket launcher

[@_Fizel_]

railgun

[@monkeygamer_yt54]

"I would happily take a life for a coffee" 🤣😂🤣

[@flatbat13]

didn't know scp-173 was so weak against giant spinning blades 😂 that should be in the lore

[@cannedparty3863]

"bigger than the planet of Jupiter" **points at Saturn**

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

1:00 how DARE you ignore Peanut 13:01 "spending my hours grinding cowboys" 16:25 Sus

[@nu11n3t4]

I love how this game just casually makes a full payday reference with the key four "robbers" pd always seems to find its way into anything don't it

[@ITSINTHEWALLS]

The cameos, go get it

[@The_Grand_Trip]

They need medic bags

[@nu11n3t4]

@@ITSINTHEWALLS objective: steal everyone else's thunder

[@nicholasiovino7690]

Difficulty: death wish

[@nu11n3t4]

@@nicholasiovino7690 I'm a dsod elitist lmao (not really but joke)

[@wizkid2001]

"And now we need to grind up pale girls." LOL, that made me laugh!!

[@tavish2696]

100% convinced DF didn't have a childhood and just spawned in as an adult.

[@BeginswithPIE]

The UPGRADES, they do NOTHING! No seriously. All the unlocking stuff was based on time and people grinded. But upgrading people just gave you more money, which was unrelated to progression. The conveyer upgrades were also worthless, because the limiting factor was the time it took to teleport dudes in, not the time it took them to move down the belt. Who ever designed this game needs to go back to blackboard and figure out how to make money worth something.

[@Supersnillet93]

Holy shit, you're right

[@adamjessop4063]

4:51 “I’d gladly take a life for a coffee”

[@leoskykuni]

I'm fairly sure that the next bodies don't actually make more money it just matters how much you spend on them as when they had similar upgrade prices they had similar value and upgrades were 20%+

[@finalscore2983]

From looking at it, it seems that the further to the right you go, the fewer cycles it would take to recoup the money spent on upgrading.

[@ICEMAN3rdID]

“Spending my time grinding cowboys” funniest ever!

[@jayyusi]

Day 70 of recommending "The Perfect Tower 2", it’s a semi-idle incremental tower defense game, where you upgrade your tower, with a lot of things to do! p.s. you get to kill a lot of cubes, and if u grind to late game...well i wont ruin the surprise

[@glass4600]

This feels like a 2d Version of most Roblox tycoon sims.

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

Someone needs to make a df focused game focused on making him excited.

[@ChristinePKN]

You. (Just casually killing zombies) ..."I like this game." Me: 🤣🤣🤣

[@mel0dicHarp]

DF upgrading the conveyer doesn’t actually increase your money earned. It just makes them fly across the screen faster. They get crushed at exactly the same rate as long as you have enough types active to fill a cycle

[@tejcaffe2658]

I find it funny that the first thing I thought when reading the title "Who would do this" I thought "Dangerouslyfunny would do this"

[@michaelnatanael3360]

Funnily enough upgrading the conveyor speed contributes absolutely nothing to earnings

[@drunkfroggo8903]

Very early diminishing returns for conveyor speed. If spawning speed could be upgraded conveyor speed would matter more

[@houtamelocoding]

@@drunkfroggo8903 it's not diminishing returns, it's literally 0 returns, doesn't matter how fast they are, what earns money is enemies spawn, they all get killed no matter conveyour speed.

[@HenrikSven]

@@houtamelocoding yeah, and you can see towards the start that a mob already being there doesn’t seem to stop the same one from spawning in before the first is dead.

[@cheesegood471]

omg I love geometry dash (this is a joke because it says geometry dash on top of comments not Idle Mobs Conveyor)

[@arcticsun4204]

Thank you for mentioning the game name!

[@tenzzedit]

Me: Enjoying The Video ** *Colossal Titan appears* ** Me: Wtf ** *Armored Titan Appears* ** Me: WTF

[@f.a.m.o.ja.]

When df says he gonna enjoy the game get ready for good content

[@Manothou]

Man, you really should check SCPs out. There are tones of vidoes on yt that tell stories bout each SCP creature, phenomenon or relict and it's reallly fun to watch them. Definitely recommend

[@TreeGGwi]

The scp (secure contain protect) foundation are a organization group that contain anomalies such as scp-173. Scp-173, or the sculpture is a humanoid sculpture. Whenever the sculpture is not under observation, it will move to any organisms to snap their neck. 173 moves faster than the human blink. It also produces a substance which consists of blood and faeces

[@prognosticii]

Geometry Dash looking good in 2022, a complete overhaul.

[@table2.0]

If this game is monetised at all, then it doesn’t have the rights to the likeness of the SPC. The artist has not given permission for commercial use of his art, and even pixel recreations made to represent that art probably aren’t good still

[@13KillerShadows]

Wouldn't it be considered transformative? And therefore legal (unless the IDEA/name of it is patented)

[@InternetGravedigger]

Actually the SCP universe is Creative Commons 3.0, which I believe means anyone can use anything from it... they just can't patent/trademark/claim the content and anyone else who wants to use it is allowed.

[@table2.0]

@@InternetGravedigger you would be right, but no, the creator of the original image used for the SCP in this game (173?) has stated that it’s not to be used as it’s his art and he doesn’t want other profiting off art they stole from him in the first place Look into 173 or “peanut”’s drama, it’s interesting. This game should change it to one of the unique designs made for the SCP or change the SCP used to not represent the artist’s design in a monetised game

[@table2.0]

@@13KillerShadows even so, it’s disrespectful to go against an artist’s wishes with his craft being used to represent a horror creature in monetised games :/

[@stevenray9229]

@@InternetGravedigger to add on SCP has removed the image. the artist gave them use of it for a while after it got famous on the site with an exception to their creative commons on the site in regards to the image. I don't know whether scp pulled it or the artist pulled it due to people assuming it was free game.

[@finnnewton844]

I cant tell if the planet of "jupiter" was a joke or not and that scares me

[@stardeastroyer]

Glad I’m not the only one

[@Haiforse]

Lol so true

[@prayandasaputra556]

"I would happily take a life for coffee" Very sounds like DF

[@eksman7279]

Love the content man! Thanks so much for bringing a smile to my face!

[@MercyBlob]

Honestly tho always waiting for an upload + if u own a pc he plays the funnest free games

[@Green_Onion_Soup]

keep up the great work dangerouslyfunny I love your videos and they always put a smile on my face

[@ilikeramenyum616]

So glad that you are playing geometry dash again... (for those who don't get it check the description)

[@Average_sr71_fan]

The payday2 references with the robbers

[@meapyboy12345]

0:09 DF: bigger than the planet of Jupiter Me: um i think thats Saturn

[@nicolasalberts7065]

I think conveyer speed allows you to select more of the "mobs" at once

[@biggiesmall3562]

DF:forgets conveyer upgrades until half of the video DF:dosen't know scp DF:says that this is geomtry dash?!??!?! dang new update is looking sick

[@jordancambridge4106]

I started playing and have been playing for less than 20 minutes and my speed is basically making money fast. I spent nothing on the bodies and just started spending all on speed. Speed is key ignore everything else. Go with the missions and just use all starting money with speed your welcome.

[@jordancambridge4106]

its been 30 minutes sense that message and all my speed levels are 26

[@shannonbelanger6392]

What is it called

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. I'm playing this game on my browser and I'm addicted. No regrets.

[@lunastarlux2800]

what game is it??

[@robertmattinson4679]

@DiamondPlayz what’s the game name

[@diamondplayz2145]

@@robertmattinson4679 Idle Mobs conveyer

[@bingus6410]

love how youtube categorized this as "Geometry Dash"

[@hitfran4644]

i now want DF to play SCP Containment Breach

[@davidmartin5483]

Time to grind up the movie industry

[@imperlast2]

Loved the ending but true but as someone who played kitten cannon as a kid

[@UkeBoxchillin]

Please upgrade those conveyors more. I wanna see them fly. While you work on that, I'm going to schedule an earlier appointment with my therapist

[@hudsonreilly6432]

congrats on 2 mil

[@xGAMERxFUBARx]

DF, I have a recommendation I think you'll love. Streets of Rogue. It doesn't go for your overpowered feeling you like, but it goes for the ridiculous game play and shenanigans that suits you. Love the content. Have a great day.

[@HenrikSven]

Pretty sure he played that game a few years ago.

[@WeatherGhost]

"Money well earned" --DF for the last 2 years

[@penden300]

“I would happily take a life for a coffee” this is the type of leadership I’d follow anywhere

[@j7qwq]

I sure wasn't expecting to see the first robber in this game

[@nicholasiovino7690]

I believe he will need a medic bag after this video

[@theawesomevaporeon1346]

Ah yes Geometry dash, the game really has changed just a bit

[@CALEBMWOODS]

Oh no! Out table, it’s being gooed!

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

Nooo

[@astromost4006]

Well guess peanut has Been defeated

[@abraindeadperson3236]

Scp-173 is basicly a peanut that will break your neck if you look away from it

[@eduardocantu7245]

Hey df I love your vids they are awesome

[@coconutshook]

i wonder how DF found all these games he's playing 😂 anyways, good video as always 👍🏼 edit: the colossal micro-titan looks like a fetus 💀

[@aneevang9386]

Buff pig

[@toeman6795]

Bruh this guy literally lays games from crazy games💀💀😂🤣

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

I was already tired before this, now I feel on death's door. Good night yall

[@Kyl3Gamez]

I feel you bro, 11:36 for me. Tired as hell

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

Well, I bid you a good night from America's heartland

[@KIKO.GD1]

SCP 173 is a hostile statue that moves only when it's not in a direct line of sight if you blink or look away it will come closer and closer until it comes close enough to kill you by snaping your neck.

[@theartistinuse8664]

Hey DF instead of upgrading all of the conveyor belts, why not just upgrade the first one so when the mobs spawn in they just get shoved onto the second belt and stack up against each other? That way the money will continuously pour in rather than every few seconds

[@jacobsimp7418]

The conveyor belt was literally useless because the monsters still spawned at the same rate🤣🤣🤣

[@mitchellbonds766]

I was noticing that. I don't see a spawn upgrade either...

[@fsgdevil7959]

I think they spawn in after they die so I think it helps

[@nautilus1757]

Title: who would do something like this Me: you

[@Spac3Pho3nix]

Anyone else notice that Jason looks like a clown from the otherside

[@maskedshadow5365]

Df would. Df will do anything and everything

[@deathdoctor314]

Don’t look away from scp-173 when he’s on the conveyer, you will regret looking away

[@Ren_out_of_Ten]

DF: why are we grinding up a ninja? That’s just a guy… Also DF: Okay, time to grind up a pale girl!

[@heh2889]

This game is made just for him lol

[@Ultimaximus]

I'm happiest when DF is "grinding cowboys"~

[@bobbieman5481]

Guess you could say this is a.... "monster mash"

[@ToxicDemon00]

You are the best content creator on KZbin ngl keep it up bro

[@divineidiot6851]

"If it asks for it I put it in there" -DF 2022

[@0xhinchin816]

Disney's Loki but abridged

[@JoyWheeler1981]

The fourth wall break was funny

[@simsnake5441]

Love the video thanks for the hard work you do

[@rezichkhaidze2208]

Game: "Idle Mobs Conveyor" KZbin: "Geometry Dash"

[@jesseblankestijn4673]

You should upgrade only one conveyer tot the max to see the slowly go first and then fly off into the sky with the last conveyer

[@tylermoseley935]

CONVEYOR SPEED DOES NOTHING!!! THE DROP RATE STAYS THE SAME SO THEY GET MULCHED AT THE SAME SPEED!!!

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

If you came here for brains... Well, you know the rest

[@cristalschroeder4485]

“Who would do something like this” DF would that’s just who he is😂