Whole Foods

"Why Would You Do That?" Special

[@darrenwells3642]

“Is it organic? Is it farm to table?? Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another???” OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelsaville9985]

If they asked that at a regular grocery store the response they would have gotten is “it’s dead and so are its friends. What does it matter if they got along? You’re still going to eat it.”

[@paulabrown1624]

"Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another??" LMAO!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@vinnie8648]

The amount of times I’ve watched his acts over and over and still laugh 😂😂

[@ABROSSA]

Exactly!!!

[@samariens596]

Vinnie I know us as well, especially on a plane. I’m laughing my ass off!

[@DannyTrey_]

Vinnie fr lmfao

[@Motleygrrl]

SAME!

[@slayallday2361]

Hands down one of his best bits

[@DA-Red-Panda1]

His mannerisms make all the jokes better.

[@bencavert7421]

He was voted as the best physical comedian haha

[@multigreenman1238]

oh rlly?

[@MsBianca78]

Too unnatural and over the top. Acts like he’s on coke

[@johngarbarzyk5549]

If Kramer and Ben Stiller had a baby...

[@bobs8005]

John Garbarzyk that’s perfect

[@MinimalisticLifestyle333]

Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vicariousleighilive..]

That is a good one

[@namisill850]

yeah whats this douchebag wearing?

[@MrDuds1984]

More like if Ben Stiller and Andrew Dice Clay has a baby

[@gracek4200]

"Some hippie falls out of the shelving unit" I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@febash1702]

😹😹

[@rickyc711]

Lmfao

[@ImRacistTowardsBlacks]

You laughed at this? Hippies don’t shop at Whole Foods, elitists do.

[@dozer1642]

Nailed it with the part about how they think they are saving the planet.

[@scootover7]

They've sucked even worse after Amazon bought them

[@GaryMillyz]

You....are dim. You're dim! Rewound that lightbulb part like 3-4 times. Just perfect.

[@eman0814]

Hysterical 😂

[@Siora-sp2do]

Same😂

[@Ritabug34]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sscc6853]

😂

[@geensjc]

Hahahahaha

[@grizzlehatchet1]

Its soooo quiet. I thought my phone was muted lol

[@sonjamatthews8040]

I did too!!🤔😏

[@blerinasheme5273]

a "me too" moment🤣

[@goldensunflower229]

Yes! I thought my earbuds died because the volume is so low lol.

[@grizzlehatchet1]

@@blerinasheme5273 uuuh lol im not going there

[@grizzlehatchet1]

@@goldensunflower229 its seems to be ok by then end though

[@BigMike793]

I go, "yeah? I can't see you"

[@zitimotleyxxjmxx]

This is how funny our society has become. He is actually not delivering jokes. Just a commentary on the state of humanity in general which is really funny and sad at the same time

[@jmharmon]

yep ... that comedy 😂❤😢

[@user-fx6rg1uc4d]

This is so very true, because, true life is so funny.

[@desireelaurelli4579]

Yes, the devolution of society is a comedy.

[@joyh3086]

George Carlin!

[@chrisb3976]

Whats funny is the majority of those people are laughing at the jokes but they're most likely regulars at Whole Foods lol. :)

[@uzifelner6147]

Because they are Phony-Woke, On a need to be basis. Besides the store is a budget buster for most of us.

[@ashb001]

@@uzifelner6147 And some of us may actually prefer our animals not tortured when they're alive, so there's that.

[@royal1investments]

@@uzifelner6147 All "woke" is phony and a whole lotta bullshit,

[@devstuff2576]

@ashb001 you are going to eat them 😂😂😂😂. So stupid.

[@bencavert7421]

@@ashb001 I respect it, but do you think their going to stop making meat anytime soon? Just wondering.

[@watkutisdit1]

"Saving 53% on the electric bill" "oh yeah? I can't see you!" Cracks me up every time 🤣

[@annerobinson8332]

Me too!!!

[@same.7939]

Same!! 😂

[@AnyoneAnywhere82]

Youuu…..are dim. You’re dim!

[@stardancer4077]

Should have said.. i can only see 47% of you

[@ehaworth9]

‘Is this organic..is this farm to table’ cracks me up every time 🤣

[@bauman7962]

“Lavender Chips” 😂🤣⚰️

[@katferrell959]

If The Fonz, and Jerry and Ben Stiller had a kid. Love him😍 Just noticed the Kramer resemblance 😆

[@MizrahiChick]

You people just ruined Sebastien for me . I will see Karmer now, f$cchers.🤣😂😁

[@EVSTravels]

Worked there for a year and this is beyond accurate!!! Lmao!!!!!

[@wandaritter5704]

😅

[@rasul407]

The scariest part about this joke-it is the truth! 😂 finally someone with platform says is like it is

[@greenleavesofsummer9673]

Doesn’t have to get crude! A real comedian from the 60’s style. Way better than most from 60’s.

[@nckhed]

@@greenleavesofsummer9673 If you wanna be all Christian about comedy, just don't watch comedy at all.

[@themiserykid]

Definitely a top comedian right here. Very enjoyable to watch, easy for everyone to relate to, hilarious physical comedy and delivery. Just amazing.

[@imark2569]

S H is your picture Ben stiller? Cos if so, very fitting. Seb’s doppelgänger

[@djklose1]

He's mastered his craft.

[@auralplex]

He’s ok, buddy, relax.

[@Istancapital]

@@auralplexyou relax

[@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*Soaps and potions 😂☠️*

[@kylemc8851]

“Oatmeal and Throw-up” 🤣🤣🤣

[@cb613]

"Beside the lavender chips" lmfao.

[@Rob_430]

Yup! Then I go to Aldi’s and spend $30 and the cart is full!

[@NC-gm2lb]

Aldi is the best!

[@MrGmilla]

I have an Aldi here in Tampa Florida. Prices are the best and quality is great

[@mohamedabdelhakim6997]

Look at the green balls in my kitchen saving 53 percent of electricity .. Sebastian : oh yeah i can't see you 😂😂

[@BigMike793]

Gets me every time.

[@MichelePearl]

“throw up”. Go to the Brooklyn one. 50 shades of cray.

[@candielout8438]

Absolutely hilarious.

[@samanthachristy8030]

They have that mushroom chamber - hate Whole Foods prices but respect the mushroom chamber

[@callmeafterwords1107]

The way the hippie pops out tho 😂😂😂

[@michellericker8608]

I laughed so hard, I almost hurt myself. 🤣

[@justinturner3830]

You, are dim! You're dim! 😂😂

[@rachaeleigh]

It's true I took my mom to Whole Foods and she was looking around for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out what these people were on

[@alanmalcheski8882]

Whole Foods... Whole Paycheck

[@640duke]

Clever!

[@ericblade8330]

Alan Malcheski i went once. Never looked back. Was’nt feelin it

[@ericblade8330]

Richard Alvarez seaweed chips. Love it

[@carillebruno3177]

Whole wallet

[@geoffspakes]

Yet they are still in business and prospering while others like Lucky’s Market just went belly up.

[@mohamedabdelhakim6997]

I ask for a bag they are like : u wanna a bag ! U wanna destroy our planet ? Sebastian : what do u want me to do i got 93 items 😂😂

[@jacobacosta2329]

D. Rüesch ruthless 😂

[@BriRog68]

@D. Rüesch please dont be so judgemental...people in the comments post lines from the comedy bits, or any posts for that matter because they like something that made them laugh or moved them, or to just be included. I would much rather read those then a post putting some one down that you dont even know. Oh and yes I am a snowflake...beautiful and unique 😊❄

[@mohamedabdelhakim6997]

@D. Rüesch you bothered your self to write whole this shit , you could have just scrolled down or just smashed your fucking smartphone that your dady bought u to judge people that you don't even know

[@Iwannaps5]

The soaps and potions isle is spot on

[@lflagr]

Just went to Whole Foods today. 100% everything he says is dead on accurate, doesn't matter if the Whole Foods is in New York or Florida or wherever lol

[@joannp5806]

I can watch all of his routines over and over and still lol at all of them,he's just too funny🤣

[@stephj9378]

It's medicine!

[@c.w.b.5409]

I have all the DVDs whenever I get down in the dumps I play them I also make sure everyone i know fillies him!

[@joannp5806]

@@c.w.b.5409 Agree,and u can't watch him and not laugh and feel better😊

[@ginadellgrottaglia6897]

I went to a PETA convention in DC as a young save-the-planet type, 1997. Upon arrival, in the elevator they kept looking at my feet and acting funny, like I'd done something wrong. Later in the day, someone said "Are those LEATHER shoes???!!!" 😳😂🥴

[@ronalddesiderio7625]

I live in the liberal hamptons and I can’t stop laughing 😂 This is spot on !!!

[@jonmatrix3153]

He’s talking about Whole Foods workers making their own clothes while wearing a “Gordon Gartrelle” shirt. Love It.

[@eatpigsnot]

outstanding reference!

[@raqhitawilliams6069]

L-O-L!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭

[@rollandjoeseph]

Who's shirt?

[@ironbutterfly1903]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS GUY! BRIGHTENS MY DAYS...

[@jgn2112]

The bit from 1:30 - 2:20 had me literally laughing to tears!

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

I like his bit about asking for plastic in the check out line, and everybody behind him is doing the hand on their heart and gasping thing. PLASTIC!! And he looks back at them and says out loud "Double bag everything!" LMAO!!

[@lauramalek3128]

Isn't that the one he talks about everyone else bringing their own bags ...made out of WHEAT? That's a great one too!

[@finster1968]

Oh I must see that one!

[@nckhed]

I'll bet if a plain ol' white guy said the same shit this guy does, it wouldn't go over so well. People seem to forget that Italians are Caucasian, too, just a hair darker. Melanin competitions and shit. 🤷

[@Meantweetsforthewin]

How this guy doesn't have a million subscribers is beyond me. I watch every show he puts out and he has never failed to make me laugh til I pee.

[@bencavert7421]

He’s a comedian he doesn’t care about subscribers

[@Shahab159]

He has a 35 million dollar net worth that should do it

[@deelite5176]

I haven’t seen this much laughter since Robin Williams. Thanks Sebastian for keeping the laughter going you’re terrific!

[@chrism5142]

I've seen this special 3 times, but I can watch this over and over again. I laugh every single time. Thank you for making the world a funnier place!

[@1bestfriend2u18]

He was born and raised for this comedy.

[@rangers199487]

The funniest thing about these jokes is that he got it right about people who work in the environmental field and health food stores.

[@Toniegoodaz12]

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen this...imma always click and watch!!!

[@janishart5128]

*Sebastian Maniscalco:* Your delivery is FANTASTIC - love it!!! You actually made me laugh out loud, which almost NO comedian can do!! Keep up the GREAT work - THANK YOU!!!

[@laurabennett9498]

I’m the same .. I mean I laugh but not out loud … he makes me laugh like when I was a kid

[@janishart5128]

@@laurabennett9498: Oh, so you too, eh?! Glad to know I'm not alone! Thanks Laura - I'm glad we both found the man who can make us LOL! 😆😉😁

[@bencavert7421]

@@janishart5128 I’m in the same boat, his delivery is one of a kind lmao

[@janishart5128]

@@bencavert7421: Ahh, another member joins our 'club' of non-laughers! Well good for you, Ben (also my Grandson's name!) - I'm always glad to hear from others who have the same 'condition' I have! And I don't know why I am the way I am, because my Mother used to watch "I Love Lucy", when I was a child, and she laughed her head off! I watched some of the re-runs that were on a couple of years ago, and ...nothing! 😐😉 . Yes, Sebastian's delivery is excellent - he doesn't just stand there telling jokes - he puts some life into what he's saying!

[@darrenvanfrankensteinofficial]

Man, you are my favorite new comedian. Thank God you were on Netflix. Thank you for your talent!

[@1bestfriend2u18]

1:12 soaps and potions 😂

[@BriRog68]

Massaging people next to the lavender chips 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bklyn2miami553]

Mjgirl55 😆 I’m a massage therapist, I did chair massage in Whole Foods one Saturday. It was fun and the people were very 👍🏽 nice.

[@janesmith2910]

laughed so hard almost choked on my flax seed oatmeal..hilarious

[@luckylinda7777]

Love your vibrant expressions....never stop doing them

[@ElijahRuelas]

I died when he said Argon. 😂

[@ArmandoKozomara]

One of the very best in the game!

[@tEqUiko]

😂 the vitamin aisle goes for ever🤔 lol

[@hawlikd]

You could make fun of Whole Foods all day long!

[@lablvr3285]

Omg I just love your shows. Sometimes I can't catch my breath from laughing so hard!! I have watched your shows so many times.

[@MissCiscaP]

0:52 oh my daysss! “Farm to table”!! 😂😂

[@treylitefm]

I pray this man lives for a thousand years. Instant GOAT

[@ninaschaefer9848]

My dad goes for the free samples

[@RobinMarconeCassidyRN]

The funniest comedian ever😂

[@kelly889]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love love love Sebastian, funniest guy ever! You always make me laugh sooo hard, thank you. More if it needed in the world. X

[@lavenderfields5188]

This is hilarious! Whole Foods rapidly became one of my favorite stores around 2008. However, it no longer resembles what it once use to be. And quite frankly since it’s changed ownership I don’t care for it nearly as much as I used to...He-hem, Bezos. But I really do enjoy this bit 😂

[@maxfalconi6995]

where do you get your lavender chips now?

[@pdales2257]

Agreed, whole foods sucks under Bezos!!! Thank goodness Sebastian makes fun of it and he is truly hilarious 🤣😆

[@scootover7]

I don't know if they got one of these were you live but I enjoy Sprouts Farmers Market more now. I might go to Whole Foods now to only use the bathroom and get a soda

[@stevemuzak8526]

In Whole Foods I always ask for a plastic bag.

[@victormashatt6358]

One of the best. Right up there with the top comedians past and present.

[@brianfeeney1061]

I worked for Whole Foods for years . This is so true

[@sassygrammy1258]

Your facial expressions and body language slay me!

[@evadiaz-devillier1470]

Have to watch him everyday! I laugh till my stomach hurts 😂

[@Djbdeiker]

Can you imagine how terrible the lives are of the people that put thumbs down on this video... Smh. 🤣😂

[@colbycarroll7746]

Djbdeiker they made their own clothes

[@beckross5186]

Djbdeiker they couldn’t find the masseuse guy in Whole Foods lol

[@somedude3360]

Djbdeiker because they are the douchebags that eat at Whole Foods

[@ericblade8330]

Djbdeiker can yu imagine being someone who actually pays that kinda $$ for their food. Its good, jus not that amount of money good💵💵

[@ericblade8330]

Hardcorehenry 2018 best post on here. Besides mine

[@annam.3300]

All whole foods people need to watch it 🤣 so true!

[@peacefulway3]

This is one of my favorite standups. I think we need a stand-up from Sebastian

[@eduardoramirezjr4403]

Such a stylish comedian.

[@Usercantwelve]

My Favorite 🤣🤣 ." 1:45 Do the chickens play well together"

[@kittykatgirl179]

I love the frigging voices he uses when he's pretending to be someone else lmfao

[@Kittonwy]

They don't even sell canned soup, if there's an apocalypse this would NOT be the store.

[@MrLovingmymac]

lol just pepper Some in made me cry. Oh my God, you’re so funny dude.

[@nicholasstanley8787]

Best was the worker coming out of the shelf. It's like whoa, where the f*** did you just come from? LMAO.

[@roccobierman4985]

His midwest accent is pretty obvious but the "you're dim" is just too much lmao!

[@melodyjordan6052]

Love ya lots. We need more of you everyday!!

[@martinry0427]

The electricity bill bit is absolute gold.

[@island661]

My Whole Foods is hoity toity. Definitely not a hippie vibe at mine.

[@katierojas8066]

Cat Woman ours is hoity- toity, too. They’re so expensive on top of it! I go there for the hot food bar that costs $95 a lb and for the bakery.

[@EVSTravels]

Depends on the city lol I worked at one in NYC and we got all types of people. Crazy experience.

[@chrisginoc]

@@katierojas8066 The one here in Newport Beach is pretentious because not just anyone can afford to only shop at whole foods.

[@marg233]

So true to funny👏🏻😂 love this guy

[@pattaccone5347]

Oatmeal and throw up 🤣🤣🤣

[@TNT-km2eg]

An Italian + whole food > murder

[@beautifulcatastrophe993]

Hands down, best comedian ever! 🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂

[@Shahab159]

I think so too😂

[@jazzycat13]

No matter what he talks about, I love it. He talks about everyday situations , but he does it so well that it just tickles me. I think he's the best comedienne of the 21st century. I hope he comes to Westchester County some day, because it's hard for me to get around and I would love to see him in person. He's the BEST!!!🙂💙🎤❤☺🧡😊

[@ElizaHamilton1780]

…you’re saying he’s a female comedian?

[@adrisandoval8146]

This guy is something else! He cracks me up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KAB-ct7rs]

Everything he said so true. Dying laughing. Actually I'm hoarse from laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@susanm3505]

Always makes me laugh! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come to Knoxville, TN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mmcleod111]

He is freaking hilarious and spot on

[@TyRizzoPeace]

Definitely not Whole Foods now, but man the memories! If you worked at a big store they definitely had a masseuse! 🤣

[@hlcepeda]

Yeah, I was wondering myself about the number of posts here saying how much he nailed the store and people in it and "telling it like it is." Was it _ever_ the way he described it? I've been going to ours for over 10 years now, and I've never experienced what he's describing. Even so, I still laughed at his routine; hilarious body language!

[@TyRizzoPeace]

@@hlcepeda I worked at a pretty big store and there was a masseuse that came in on the weekends. They also had wine tastings and taught cooking classes. We had an in store nutritionalist that worked on site, helping people with their diets. It was crazy! Back in the day they really took care of their employees too, which is why everyone was so happy and willing to help. I no longer work there, but back in the day that was the best company I worked for

[@hlcepeda]

@@TyRizzoPeace 👍

[@capomarsaleh3574]

Please lower your volume before going to another video .. 🔥 You are most welcome ❤

[@elainepalumbo9837]

I have never laughed so much watching any other comedian 😂😂😂

[@cynthiainiguez4579]

Love him! Seriously the most hilarious 😂

[@MrHarris73]

Hemp clothing comes in 2 colors - oatmeal and throw up. UUhhhh...excuse me sir - those are the same color.😂😂

[@daniellapollifrone5321]

You are by far my fave comedian... and Italian !!!!

[@daniellecobb3928]

i went to whole food for the first time when i was 27 thinking i was going to get some healthy stuff. i didnt know what any of that shit was. lmaooooo

[@bruuzr8472]

This may be much but... This guy is in my top 5 of comics....PERIOD!!!

[@battistaverardi1240]

This guy is hilarious! Just awesome!

[@DennisJohnsonDrummer]

So true. Whole Foods, Trader Joe's and Aldi.