Mark hungover on JRE from sept 2019. Foot in mouth. Comedy!! marknormandcomedy.com
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@quattro54133 жыл бұрын
That was the best recovery. "Shit, I thought one died"
@xedasxedas3 жыл бұрын
On the spot...
@cipher93233 жыл бұрын
It had me dying of laughter that Joe laughed his ass off instantly to it lmao lmao lmao
@rocketscience31593 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@mandel123 жыл бұрын
Best recovery, and without even blinking. Mark is a comedy assassin.
@SlickTrademarc3 жыл бұрын
Ninja level recovery, amazing how quick witted Mark is.
@graham61322 жыл бұрын
Norm to Jerry Seinfeld: " You don't have kids, right?" Seinfeld: "I have three." Norm: "Really? I thought you didn't have any kids." Seinfeld: "I have a son and two daughters." Norm: "Well, I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree."
@jaythenickname53722 жыл бұрын
Wait this really happen?? Lol
@chadparsons502 жыл бұрын
@@jaythenickname5372 it was on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". So far Norm Macdonald is the high point of comedic genius IMO.
@BrandonStarkLordofWinterfell2 жыл бұрын
Correction. A daughter and two sons is what he really said. Your welcome 🙏
@samuelsmith54002 жыл бұрын
I love Norm
@graham61322 жыл бұрын
@@samuelsmith5400 I love podiums! Now that’s a product I can stand behind!
@rdbh87582 жыл бұрын
I got an app… the delta app Joe Rogan: woah 🤯
@letsmakeamovie20372 жыл бұрын
wow this is an underrated commment. You are really funny. Trust me.
@cryptojointer2 жыл бұрын
He picked up on it and I was like woah with Joe. Never even realised 😂👍
@Hogartth2 жыл бұрын
That reminds me have you ever heard of DMT?
@triptank78572 жыл бұрын
@@letsmakeamovie2037 now that you told me to trust you, i dont trust you 👀
@karm42yn2 жыл бұрын
@@letsmakeamovie2037 if you want people to really trust you, you need to say "trust me" twice. Trust me, trust me.
@christinechin19093 жыл бұрын
Great points! Love that Rogan laughed at the “I thought one died” joke.
@boreduser123 жыл бұрын
Good to be a comedian. People laugh at your jokes. If i say that exactly to a friend, wont be funny!
@DH-rq7gw3 жыл бұрын
@@boreduser12 really? You need to find some friends that get jokes lmao.
@GreekGodAngus3 жыл бұрын
@@DH-rq7gw Well his friend's kid died so it would be in poor taste
@TheBestcommentor3 жыл бұрын
@@boreduser12 It's all about the delivery
@DH-rq7gw3 жыл бұрын
@@GreekGodAngus he slipped in a puddle of AIDS, it was a real tragedy. You’re right I shoulda thought longer....
@andrewlaco17763 жыл бұрын
Quick homerun after a strike. That's why he's Park Normand, he swings for the bleachers.
@gburyhockey93 жыл бұрын
this comment is a beauty
@Dalwhinnie153 жыл бұрын
He really does. Accurately put.
@andrewlaco17763 жыл бұрын
@someguyontheinternet dotcom it's my own words.
@andrewlaco17763 жыл бұрын
@someguyontheinternet dotcom kinda figured, but I'm a gen x-millenial-booBmer. TV has made me tarded.
@davidporter6712 жыл бұрын
What? The fucks that gotta do with Park? Like ballpark? Lol stop trying to come up with your own little nicknames.
@bahmanviolin29103 жыл бұрын
The save exemplifies his lightning speed genius, also is it weird there are 666 comments? just sayin
@chrislyle26753 жыл бұрын
Like a whip. Same with Jay and soder
@mermaidrocksoapcompany65403 жыл бұрын
Lighting speed queefness.
@mysteradio2 жыл бұрын
he queefs faster than the speed of sound
@mysteradio2 жыл бұрын
@@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 ah ya beat me by a year
@austindyer21442 жыл бұрын
Ok mark we know this is you commenting
@emmetLshavinski3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is a professional. Don't ever question that.
@MistaOneGuy2 жыл бұрын
An Expert*
@emmetLshavinski2 жыл бұрын
@@MistaOneGuy Professional.
@Smason4322 жыл бұрын
*A manic depressive savant
@thedeathstar4202 жыл бұрын
True. I also love that he uploads most of his comedy on KZbin for free
@dv68082 жыл бұрын
what i love the most...is the lack of eye contact haha it kills me
@ulliel_3 жыл бұрын
“Sorry, I thought one died”... I nearly died laughing!
@sugarkain22912 жыл бұрын
imagine the awkwardness if Joe didn't laugh lmao
@AliveClint2 жыл бұрын
It's Mark Normand, it wouldn't affect him in the slightest.
@Lightwaverable2 жыл бұрын
I mean the joke wasn't thaat dark, unless Joe did actually have a kid that died
@oobieoАй бұрын
@@Lightwaverable I thought one died
@nilfux3 жыл бұрын
Perfect save, that could've been awkward.
@travisb1o0m192 жыл бұрын
Im confused did something happen to joe rogans kid?
@pivotmaster8612 жыл бұрын
@@travisb1o0m19 No Mark just messed up and said Joe had 2 kids when he has 3 he said he thought one had died meaning that he would have originally been correct
@Lunatic53062 жыл бұрын
@@pivotmaster861 “Thanks for explaining the joke” said the beaver
@voltage4462 жыл бұрын
@@Lunatic5306 he literally asked
@Lunatic53062 жыл бұрын
@@voltage446 **and angry beaver #2 points out the obvious**
@joethorn.20362 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if the other person laughs, the joke didn’t bomb.
@DanielHernandez-hs4sq Жыл бұрын
Shane Gillis: "Hold my beer"
@joethorn.2036 Жыл бұрын
@@DanielHernandez-hs4sq lol
@M8TRIX7773 жыл бұрын
Kevin hart is so damn quick
@michaelmendoza2838 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@homersimpson59643 жыл бұрын
I love that Rogan appreciated that comeback from Normand lol
@jackoliver75063 жыл бұрын
99% of the jokes AK at the killer jokes went right over at Joe's head Joe doesn't like other comedians who are better than him which AR most
@user-sm4fp2jo1o3 жыл бұрын
@@jackoliver7506 I'm confused. what does AK and AR mean?
@jackoliver75063 жыл бұрын
@@user-sm4fp2jo1o talk to text mistakes
@dom-ct6ie2 жыл бұрын
@@jackoliver7506 u act like u know the guy. maybe soon youll realize you dont and probably never will
@jackoliver75062 жыл бұрын
@@dom-ct6ie I don't know him on a personal level but through the years of watching and listening to him I could develop some sort of sense of idea of who he is. also this is a comment thread from over a year ago
@shadeauGU2 жыл бұрын
Shock laugh jokes are hard to pull off on the fly… perfect execution in my opinion
@cokefloosie3 жыл бұрын
And I use all this extra time watching mark normand clips
@christinechin19092 жыл бұрын
😆
@Darkhare333 жыл бұрын
One of your best quick response lines Mark... so good
@cacophonic72 жыл бұрын
Host: “these days we have an app!” Rogan: “whoaaaaa…” This is Rogan at peak comedy.
@spaghettios2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think it’s hilarious when Joe is fascinated with simple things. Granted in the past these things would seem like magic to others
@ThomasSawyers2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettios I mean he is a bit ape like 😂
@IronMoose952 жыл бұрын
I think that's called a "guest"
@cid33843 жыл бұрын
the genius of Normand is whether "oh shit, thought one died" was premeditated bit or warp speed one liner.
@unpersonableme18053 жыл бұрын
It's his coping mechanism for anxiety. He has that skill down to a razer's edge, it's a great deflection. He may have used this before, but he totally comes up with stuff like this all the time.
@Derpster24933 жыл бұрын
I think he've had that reply ready in his holster, if the occasion arises.
@mattkincaid16602 жыл бұрын
it's probably a line he's used before
@ajinsato93893 жыл бұрын
"Shit. I thought one died." LMFAO. Kevin Hart is too funny.
@cadocadomusic2 жыл бұрын
Oh wait that wasn’t Kevin hart bro
@francmittelo67312 жыл бұрын
There was no joke until the "I thought one died" line.
@korbendallas98242 жыл бұрын
Captain obvious over here
@francmittelo67312 жыл бұрын
@@korbendallas9824 "Captain obvious over here" What's up Captain Obvious? I hope you are well.
@ringotheflamingo69002 жыл бұрын
@@korbendallas9824 if its so obvious why does the title claim otherwise silly little guy
@ohedd2 жыл бұрын
"I've got a Delta app" *WHOA*
@barryonthefly2 жыл бұрын
JR“… I don’t know anything about bombs” MN “I saw your standup” was classic
@Low0232 жыл бұрын
If Joe didn't laugh after “s*** I thought one died.” It would have got in hella uncomfortable.
@jasonisrael88493 жыл бұрын
So cool to see a guy on his way to the top. Funniest comedian working!
@cpreid3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ogmakeinu3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he enjoys being a bottom.
@chance12953 жыл бұрын
It's a tough call between him & Chris Distefano imo!
@ElyciusM3 жыл бұрын
I hope he gets more material soon. I mean he's quick as seen here, so he should be able to. He's just been doing a lot of the same jokes for years.
@j.43083 жыл бұрын
Mark normand: "rogan isn't a jokes guy"....so true, so true..........
@peanutgallery77533 жыл бұрын
Where did Mark say that? It is true. Funny situations arise in the podcast, and he does throw off decent jokes every now and then. But he does often ignore jokes to keep making a point. I watched Kanye west interviewed on letterman's new show, and it was infinitely better than the one Kanye did on Rogan. The reason, Letterman is a jokes guy. They were both being funny and having fun. On Rogan the talk was too serious, and really, not many great points were made imo.
@RedTorchr3 жыл бұрын
@@peanutgallery7753 good point
@j.43083 жыл бұрын
@@peanutgallery7753 it was said on legion of skanks a week or so after he was last on rogan..
@Teah8cbdude3 жыл бұрын
But why would Joe laugh? He knows mark is dark, he had him a couple times, I'm sure Rogan knows he can't help himself
@j.43083 жыл бұрын
@@Teah8cbdude all i'm saying is that for as prolific a comic as rogan is, nobody,even his friends have him in the top 10 (working)stand ups.
@Michael_MW2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that was a bomb, Joe was into it and he laughed at the “recovery”
@RoyoSker3 жыл бұрын
Got damn! That was a perfectly executed recovery!! Love ya Kevin!!
@weakw1ll2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first word of this video is kooky
@mr.goodriddance2 жыл бұрын
Your inability to look at people in the eyes makes you look blind when you speak. Love it
@atomicboomstick25433 жыл бұрын
Very few comics can compete with how genuine and funny you are dude.
@MordecaiAliVanAllenOShea2 жыл бұрын
Joe’s response should have been-“One did, I had four”.
@SpaceAnimalGaming2 жыл бұрын
Rogan's not nearly quick enough on his feet for that.
@krs-fltutorials44872 жыл бұрын
Rogan couldn't think that up if you gave him an hour to respond
@blotterdowney80752 жыл бұрын
well that’s just not nearly as funny as what normand said
@MordecaiAliVanAllenOShea2 жыл бұрын
@@blotterdowney8075 well it was thought up right after I heard Marks comment, in real time, and I’m not a professional comedian so your comment doesn’t hurt my feelings or anything. Although obviously a few people thought it was sort of funny.
@MordecaiAliVanAllenOShea2 жыл бұрын
@Awoke Awoke huh? What’s a fake comedian?
@turdiousmcfurgeson15703 жыл бұрын
Perfect recovery. And you’d have to know Joe pretty well to know about his eldest. He doesn’t talk about her much.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x2 жыл бұрын
Yeah she's old af if I'm not mistaken
@americandissident90622 жыл бұрын
She’s a grown adult. I mean, I think he does have a good relationship with her but she isn’t living in his house as his child to be raised anymore.
@bigboss72932 жыл бұрын
@@americandissident9062 She's black and Joe Rogan hates black people
@fifa4lifeable2 жыл бұрын
@@americandissident9062 is she the one that’s his wife’s kid from an old relationship?
@RexanonGuitar2 жыл бұрын
@@fifa4lifeable who cares lol
@SeanLives6 ай бұрын
Normand is so fucking funny lol i just love listening to him talk about things and give responses
@parkerb90103 жыл бұрын
Its takes a true genius to be able to make a top dog comedian laugh at a joke about one of their kids dying. On the spot at that! He didnt hesitate at all, bravo.
@gickygackers3 жыл бұрын
Rogan? Top dog? Maybe at the pitbull lookalike contest.
@parkerb90103 жыл бұрын
As in money making my friend. Hes not my favorite but hes good.
@thedeathstar4203 жыл бұрын
@@gickygackers i agree. I'm tired of pretending like joe is funny. Love his podcast though
@peanutgallery77533 жыл бұрын
@@thedeathstar420 He's pretty funny sometimes. It just isn't his first goal on the pod. A guy like Mark though, Mark ain't saying it if there isn't a punchline close by.
@parkerb90103 жыл бұрын
@@peanutgallery7753 exactly! Joe has changed throughout the years, he doesn't have to be funny on the pod. Mark on the other hand can't turn it off because this was his shot at the JRE bump, he had to take some swings.
@joeclark72982 жыл бұрын
Goddammit, he is just LETHAL! The quickness, the timing, the tone, the delivery, the cleverness of the line; all executed perfectly. He's so good lmao
@blakemitchell7352 жыл бұрын
@@broombromden498 omg bruh shit up
@iqdouble25862 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I think this is the first time I audibly laughed out loud to a video like this! 😂
@sambunning20223 жыл бұрын
This comment was the thing that had me look Mark up. Now I’m a huge Tuesgay. What a legend
@ronnieturner68202 жыл бұрын
When did a joke bomb? That was awesome. He made some valid points at the start and a good joke at the end
@pauljamilkowski36722 жыл бұрын
Same I don’t get it
@duckwaddles49292 жыл бұрын
@@pauljamilkowski3672 me neither
@NicKensington2 жыл бұрын
It didn’t. It’s just some shit clickbait title and it’s completely untrue
@MayoZrooski2 жыл бұрын
This channel is official content FYI not third party. Also, the "whoops" joke bombed when it got derailed by Marl being wrong about rogans kids. His recovery is not the " whoops" joke itself. Punchline was still pending.
@reubennichols644 Жыл бұрын
" " Three ! ? ! Sorry . I thought - one died . " " This guy is faster than the speed of light .
@TheRick88663 жыл бұрын
Mark with his awkward eye contact. I feel that. Eye contact for me is also difficult.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x2 жыл бұрын
Ugh my brother in law too. I hate to say it but it drives me crazy as a man it's difficult to understand. I grew up with a kid who never made eye contact either and that's at least because he got his ass beat by the parents but what does that come from?
@Marco-qy3rw2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x mine comes from adhd. I can’t look at one thing for too long, others it’s because of confidence, and other it’s just because it’s a bad habit.
@dazed1nyc Жыл бұрын
Mark - "How old are your kids?" Bert - " I don't know....uhh 15 & 17" Mark -" Hey! Who else is hard?" He's the best at throwaway lines and responses 🤣
@HeadyShitHead3 жыл бұрын
"I thought one died." best recovery ever
@TheChizzletube2 жыл бұрын
Zero bombing. Killed it. Geezers a legend
@gravyvcolouredhair17312 жыл бұрын
Outrageously quick wit there. What a save, and Rogan loved it.
@rontomkins67272 жыл бұрын
So where exactly is this "joke bombing" that you talk about? Nice clickbait bro
@horridCAM Жыл бұрын
That was the antithesis of a bomb. That was a flawless recovery lol
@rockyraccoonhendrix17332 жыл бұрын
I love how mark norman says actual things between his zingers.
@vannawhitesbabbydaddy93903 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is the best!!! Love you bro! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🙃🙃😘😘
@Xplora2133 жыл бұрын
This guy should be writing for TV. That is the best bit of pod ever. Seriously good point then bam. Could have been intentional setup. We will never know. Brilliant.
@coltsmith87552 жыл бұрын
What's more amazing is not seeing him look left then right while looking up and straighting his back then slouching slightly to do repetition each second and a half like a robot.
@JohnnyReb922 жыл бұрын
I think he did that shit on purpose. Mark is a hell of a comedian and shouldn’t be underestimated.
@AlwaysFaxkenCashinHandMate2 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is naturally unable to bomb 😂
@Shizzmonger2 жыл бұрын
No jokes bombed here. He just made a mistake and saved it with a joke that worked
@ericlambert261 Жыл бұрын
Love you put this up real one
@ShreeNation3 жыл бұрын
Said he thought his kid died AND called him a fatty in one episode. What a madman.
@3gou2 жыл бұрын
That save was so good i thought it was part of the joke and was like “when was there a bomb? What? The joke was good-Ohhhh”
@rotnakleugim2 жыл бұрын
What is the joke?
@zachrahr6182 жыл бұрын
This guy is underrated. That was brilliant. 🤣
@jackspaceman23482 жыл бұрын
Dude is always so quick off the cuff😂
@Rapannell362 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this title? "Joke bombs," are you kidding me? That was funny as hell
@musicsucks58432 жыл бұрын
That’s a risky joke but it payed off immensely!
@StonersRabbitHole3 жыл бұрын
‘Sorry, I thought one died’. Broooo! 🤣🤣🤣😅
@pbplauralfilms2 жыл бұрын
I love the Ray Charles stage of Mark
@GeneBurnett3 жыл бұрын
Quickest mind in comedy.
@christinechin19093 жыл бұрын
👍
@mattholden25172 жыл бұрын
I love the Dangerfield tie tug after the quick save. He doesn't miss a beat.
@SlapNSniff3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Normand, you are my hero.
@jeffteahan23262 жыл бұрын
Normand never makes eye contact
@ryanmanes89852 жыл бұрын
I thought I didn’t really care for Mark Normand but I might have been wrong. He’s funny!
@ErikCartman2 жыл бұрын
shit i thought one died. mark Normand is the best (by numbers) comic there is today
@Yourmomgoestocolledge2 жыл бұрын
Is that how I look when I don't look people in the eye all the time? 🤣
@robertgutierrez17022 жыл бұрын
Rogan cant handle Mark lol luv it
@michaelmauceri85356 ай бұрын
You are the funniest comedian on earth
@michaelmoellman3 жыл бұрын
Comedians don't have to say "just kidding" all the time.. must be nice! :)
@jeremiah11643 жыл бұрын
Fuck that would be nice
@lstan20832 жыл бұрын
Real comedians recognize the good joke.
@shittyshow3 жыл бұрын
0:49 daamn ... that short moment was so simple yet so incredibly beautiful. That's what comedy is about. The way Joe just went with the joke. The way he laughed, Mark committed and suddenly the big pill on the table was a lot easier to swallow. You're amazing Mark. I'm sincerely starting to admire what you do. Thanks for sharing it with the world.!
@iobject14212 жыл бұрын
Rogan understands that type of humor better than most. Great save
@jaym35662 жыл бұрын
And this, ladies and gentleman, is why he is Kevin Hart.
@fahimfaysal192510 ай бұрын
This is what Kevin from the office was talking about when he start speak less word.
@cainification2 жыл бұрын
Lol Mark's so great When does he say whoops though and "bomb"? I just watched it again, so confuses. Rogan even laughs at the end
@EvilVulthoom2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the early digital era growing up. Sitting with windows 3.1 as a kid. Floppy disk Wolfenstein. Got my first mobile phone for Christmas oncec. I called my parents on the spot, and the credit on the alongside card, was gone in 1 min. Early Motorola. Only people who called me, was my grandparents.
@ryanmiller7753 жыл бұрын
What a great little snippet hahahaha genius
@myflatlineconstruct3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this episode but my money is on Rogan was on his soapbox about how much phones are ruining everyones life.Thanks mark for pointing out just a few things that everyone would miss without technology.
@basementbastard23142 жыл бұрын
What bomb? There was only 1 joke in this clip and it landed perfectly.
@jonbedker52292 жыл бұрын
Now if we could only stop having to watch car commercials.
@chrisheiner65843 жыл бұрын
That was perfect.
@keyboardemperor3540 Жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is low-key a genius
@JustinTheGreat2 жыл бұрын
Such a JRE moment "isn't it crazy how we have things?"
@skurdibbles79132 жыл бұрын
His point was we have probably an extra few years of not doing tasks our parents and grandparents had to do.
@jaredj6312 жыл бұрын
I like that he corrected norm since his adult child is not biological an from a previous marriage. He could’ve let that slide easily, but that kid lives in his heart.
@JoakimGulbrandsen2 жыл бұрын
That comment just solidified that the standup routines are really how normand really thinks and acts, not just a show
@armands3863 Жыл бұрын
How Joe doesnt get most jokes on his podcast never cease to amaze me . And this dude tries to be a stand up comedian.
@markmckinney98212 жыл бұрын
Hes the wittiest dude I've ever seen.
@jonvia2 жыл бұрын
Mark "Delta App" Normand.
@jackdub77403 жыл бұрын
omg how fucking quick of a joke right there. absolute professional
@purpleheartsofficial2 жыл бұрын
dude that save was so fast i got whiplash.
@nathandosch25032 жыл бұрын
Lol not a bomb, even better than planned. His gaffe created a bonus.
@Erizzy6143 жыл бұрын
"I have three kids. I just don't mention one of them, like ever." You'll only here about her in the count, never a story though.
@McDuls3 жыл бұрын
That's true actually he never mentions the oldest one I wonder why
@withnail-and-i3 жыл бұрын
It's because it's his wife's kid from a previous marriage
@technolgx-45493 жыл бұрын
he mentions her pretty often actually lol. Shes also like a grown adult and doesnt want to be harassed by roagnites
@AutumnExplore3 жыл бұрын
Almost everyone has more open time nowadays; most spend it watching too much tv or wasting it online...
@kaiserofkush2 жыл бұрын
Way to go Kevin, really tearin it up out here
@kolydeshop58642 жыл бұрын
This was fuxking hilarious
@emiller30623 жыл бұрын
OMG! Can't stop laughing!
@glorytoglorzo55912 жыл бұрын
Just nails the riposte to Joe's energy-sapping, "hurr I have 3 kids".