Why can humans do everything? & War is war | 2316 | Short Sci-Fi Story

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00:00 Intro
00:07 Why can humans do everything? by cptn_candy
08:17 War is war by EchoingCascade
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@GEWB2105]

"We will declare peace on both of them, whether they like it or not." That line hits like a sledgehammer.

[@rbdsinra5025]

That line made me LOL... :)

[@seanbolster7603]

Bruh. Im in my back yard, i think the whole block heard me LOL. That line was pure gold.

[@roddymcclain7695]

Damn right.

[@HeilTec]

The best peace mongers.

[@KaiHenningsen]

@@HeilTec "Stop fighting, children!"

[@boxcutterkaede1686]

"We will declare peace on both of them...." gives me "You are being rescued, do not resist" vibes lol

[@GabrielArchon]

"I am kidnapping you for your own good"

[@MirrimBlackfox]

Do you know that in Life Guard training they train you to hold the other person under (if necessary) until they black out, so they don't drown you by struggling to stay above water. Because if they drown you, you both will die. "You are being rescued, do not resist" is a literal fact.

[@thebestproblemchild7017]

time for some managed democracy

[@JainZar1]

Gives me Balkan vibes...

[@spicycrusader]

"We aren't good at war because we like it, we are good at war because we want it to end as quickly and efficiently as possible."

[@GyorBox]

"If we ever find an enemy that brings humanity to the brink, it'll become a checklist." The most human thing ever.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Yea verily. And the infamous Geneva Checklist should give all species pause. Yes, we CAN become that barbaric. We'd just prefer not to.

[@GyorBox]

@@Wastelandman7000 -- Yes! Couldn't have said those words better myself..

[@sysbofh]

And, at the end of it, the list will have to be amended.

[@Norbrookc]

Second story: "I will make you split the pieces of the planet you're arguing over. I mean actual pieces, because the planet will not be whole."

[@badbloodkiller3471]

After cracking said planet. "There! Now nobody gets to have it!"

[@Just_Tired]

Cadia stands, the planet broke before the guard did!

[@nela9994]

“… and depending on how you react … you might receive your respective pieces at speed.”

[@LewpyDrewpy714]

They should be glad the Admiral didn't suggest making that planets star go supernova.. Checklist indeed.. We'll go in there like a father pulling apart two fighting brothers. Make them both apologize to the rest of the house for their disturbances.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Ah yes, Solomon's solution.

[@mattbrown5511]

It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener on a battlefield.

[@KaiHenningsen]

The latter was called a peasant's revolt. Wikipedia has a list of over 160 peasant revolts spanning over 2000 years, in 16 of which (10%) the peasants won, and in 15 more, the peasants did not win but neither did they lose completely. The latest is the 1994 Zapatista uprising of Mexican indigenous peasants that ended in a Ceasefire, and before that, the 1975-1991 Uprisings in Tigray and Eritrea; part of the Ethiopian Civil War, by Tigrayan and Eritrean peasants that ended in a win: Derg overthrown; Eritrean independence.

[@Wastelandman7000]

@@KaiHenningsen Which also means well over 60% of the time the peasants got hosed. So the saying is still correct. Professional soldiers usually win.

[@veroxid]

This feels like a quote either _about_ or _from_ Sam from LotR. Am I right, or is it just a coincidence?

[@mattbrown5511]

It comes ancient Japanese zen writings.@@veroxid

[@ZM1306]

"We will declare peace..." Suddenly "Peace be upon you" sounds more like a threat....

[@Gilhelmi]

Gaaaaary. Gary, Gary Gary. GARY! Become one with the Gary.

[@graisonh]

Gary

[@Seeker2275]

My name is Gary. You can become one with me if you really won’t ! 😂🤣🤣

[@zambekiller]

Gaaaaaaaaary😢

[@PrimordialRoseberryBush]

​@@Seeker2275 Hi Gary

[@HavocPrime8989]

Declaring PEACE on someone is the single most terrifying thing I have ever heard.

[@JamesSavik]

You really should make audiobooks. Your voice and its ability to give every character a voice of their own is something very few voice actors can do well. Congrats on 100K. You deserve it. Oh, Audible, here is a rising star!

[@silverlight6074]

"War is war, and hell is hell, and of the two, war is worse."

[@kevincaruthers5412]

In hell you pay for your own sins. In war, everyone pays.

[@stellaluuk2713]

This channel is worth 1 million at least! You are a fantastic narrator!

[@kaiuc00]

The second story and the other's like it on your channel remind me a a phrase I heard a lot growing up. "Don't ever start a fight, but always be ready to finish it.

[@GreatGreenGoo]

That is a super cool concept. A selective hivemind but sustained individuality.

[@Ryvaken]

First story: This is like the prologue to a dystopia. Hooking the human brain up to the internet ALWAYS ENDS BADLY.

[@LegendStormcrow]

I believe it was called The Feed. Basically, everyone was so checked out and logged in that they didn't notice that everyone was dying, there was a war on, and people died from computer viruses. Good book. I believe it even had a clone of Abraham Lincoln who became popular because he was the only ugly person in school.

[@EvanCurrie]

Can't say it always ends badly until we've tried it a few times at least. :)

[@elmodelo101]

Nah, we already spend a lot of time (and brain "energy") in internet, and we already have a "crowd mentality" (sometimes), it would be just a "level up". 😎👍

[@michealdrake3421]

I 100% disagree. The internet is frankly the best thing that's ever happened to the human race, and the fact that people use it for shitty things is not its fault, but someday it might solve the problem. The internet is the largest, most comprehensive repository of information in the history of the human race for sure, and possibly the universe. And you have, in your hands right now, a device that gives you unrestricted access to that resource, any time you want for as long as you want. Right now you can, with the right keywords, look up nearly anything anyone has ever known about anything, just because you feel like it. Concepts like quantum computing and brain mapping have already been proven, at least mathematically or conceptually, which means it's only a matter of time before practical technology and engineering catch up. And I'm excited for it. I think it'll herald a second consecutive golden age for our species. At worst there will be a major, intergenerational conflict as a result our (as a species) difficulty adjusting to the new status quo, but it will ultimately be an even greater leap forward than we've ever taken as a species, with the potential to eliminate conflict and even death as a concept and propel or species on an exponential trajectory.

[@Just_Tired]

For the Writer, for the Narrator, and for the Emperor! Take this engagement with holy purpose, 100k!

[@badpop987]

For Gary.

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@@badpop987GARRRYYY!!!

[@JTruong3rd]

That sums things up pretty good. War gets old fast and we want it to end as fast as possible after it happens, with the most efficient ways possible.

[@MorganSong]

"frak no. we'll declare peace on both of them. whether they like it or not" best line ive heard in forever.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest may he hit 100k today

[@lordoofingtonxxiv6174]

Kinda sad why is he not there yet😢

[@blendpinexus1416]

"In order to prevent an oceans worth of blood being spilt, they must demonstrate they can spill a lakes worth ruthlessly and quickly." - some hfy story read by squirrel. i think it was called "don't poke the humans"

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Engagement for the algorithm! 100K for the Squirrel!

[@TheMihail92]

Bring back the first contact!😊

[@bigjay875]

100,000 subscribers is amazing, you most certainly deserve more recognition. Keep up the good work

[@moongirl247]

100K woo! Loved the line "We'll declare peace on them, whether they like it or not!" Great narration as always Agro!

[@nelsonnoel55]

I'm not normally a fan of very short stories such as these two however, these two were very entertaining. Keep up the good work.

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100000k for the narrator.

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7:21 lol Fallout 3 reference is beautiful 😂🎉

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100K I have never been someone who would listen to fiction stories. All science, biology, educational, etc.. then one day I set my playlist going while I worked with audio background…. One of your videos came on and I let it play…. Now I find myself listening frequently. Thank you.

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Let's support the channel and get it to 100K. After that, onward and upward

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1 Million subscribers Pease at any cost, and by God we'll have it.

[@SageofStars]

The first was an Outer Limits episode, that ended badly when the Network, designed to learn, wanted to learn EVERYTHING, and so used the humans as data gathering tools, which was not nearly as fun as you think it would be. One guy died counting hairs on his arm and tiles in the ceiling of the room he was in in the hospital. Still a fun story, though odd that that HASN'T gotten to the point of ubiquitous information on the species, especially since he freely shared it. The second makes humanity into an entire species of Celestial Being from Gundam00(Gundam Double Oh), which was a group dedicated to 'enforcing peace'...though there it was because humanity needed to be united because of the aliens inside Saturn(Which might not be aliens, but are in fact, another tech of a past human civilization).

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For the algorithm. For the best narrator AGRO!!!! LETS GO 100k

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Awesome stories. I want the quantum chip now and Admiral Armstrong is my hero. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

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This channel is the channel that keeps you coming back

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[@Razalonjrt1]

story 2 Would you like to hear some lines "mommy help, I want to go home, Mommy save me, I don't want to Die, So true a words all wounded or hurt will scream cry etc and probly say one of these lines, "we don't like war son the reason we are so good at it is because we hate it more then anything" Another line that hits home so hard. Hope you make it to 100k :):).

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100k! btw thank you! you have brought much joy to dull tasks by simply reading stories into my ear as i work!

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100k blessings to the narrator and author

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[@lordoofingtonxxiv6174]

God dang it I overslept and missed the live broadcast work was stressful as hell yesterday

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You are on the road to 100,000, congrats! Keep up the great work!

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This channel makes my long work nights worth it. I love listening to the stories, and I always laugh at the Alien college rules

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Yeah, when I found Agro I binge listened too LOL I still do, as he's quite the catalog.

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100K looking forward to the day its 200k!

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It hasn't been 2 weeks since I found your site. Been bingeing, thank you thoroughly enjoy

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He does have lots of content to binge.

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I was the same when I first found this channel... Lol since then I have listened to hundreds of hours of these stories 🤣🤣🤣

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Bravo Sir Encore! Got hammered so nu tube

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onwards to 100k and somr more text for the AlGoRiIThM. and of course High Praise for the Narrator

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Thanks for the video. 100k on the way

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On the way to 100k!!! Awesome videos. Thanks.

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Congratulations for your success! Here is to 100k and on to a million!

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"I see you opted for the Geneva bingo... interesting choice"

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[@AlexGeo925]

Onwards to 110k! Love the work, thanks for the readings :) Also..: “We’ll declare peace on both of them, whether they like it or not.” 😂👌

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Haven't been able to read books in years. You and your brethren have given me a great gift with your channels content! Thank you so much!

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C'mon all 100k for the Squirrel, and his nest❤❤

[@Arcanidge]

Another two amazing stories. Thank you. That first one sounded like a Simpsons prediction waiting to happen😂

[@jayf6206]

Fun fact: your emergency services still run on those crude tandem computing processes.

[@carldooley9344]

100k. Story 1... yeah. I think I'm going to wait a bit for neurolink

[@Gilhelmi]

Yeah, let other people find out about "the Cult of Gary" first. Then join after the safety measures get put in place.😅

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100,000k Strong! Woo-Hoo!

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Almost to 100k, I look forward to seeing you hit 1 million. You definitely deserve it.

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100,000. Love the content man. Keep up the amazing work.

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100k way to go Agro

[@danielblackwulf9466]

I really enjoy your reading these stories. I like the "home grown" sci-fi stories and to tell you the truth, I think many of them would make the basis of good films. Of course, your reading is fantastic and when I can't sleep at night I always watch your videos to pass the time. Well done sir, and thank you!

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ONe of the best channels on KZbin. Let's get you to 100K+.

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100 k. Ive been listening 4 years thank u so much

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To 100K and Beyond, Thanks for the hard work and daily stories

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he's the only one putting life into his narations from what i experienced.

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Not sure I'd want to visit first person mental KZbin, but you deserve at least 100k.

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Almost 100 K awesome!!!!!!

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100K! As one of the mentalgents, I appreciate the stories.

[@flaxtube322]

How I miss the chats waiting for the new uploads. Many thanks, again and always.

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100k Lets Go! I believe I've enjoyed every video, hundreds in fact, that I have watched.

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For the al gore rhythm. 😂

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A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

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For the Gary-rhythm. Because Gary is love. Because Gary is life.

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Good stories thanks 100k!!!

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Having found this channel has been a breath of fresh air on a ball of dirt sailing thru the heavens. As George S. Patton would say TANKS.

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100 k. Great read as usual

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For the voice! For the author! For 100k !!!

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4:09 "As I understand, _everything_ involving quatum is pure luck."

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For the algorithm and the beard! Go for 100k!

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100k club checking in!!!

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Woo! 100k! Let's get going!

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100K. Honestly you deserve more.

[@petermartin4298]

Loving the stories. 100 thousand subs will only be a beginning.

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For the 100K!

[@feldamar2]

100k? Why not 500k! Think big sir! Think big!

[@rexmann1984]

I remember the good ole days of 30k. Way to go Agro.

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No coin of words: "Empire X got 'checklisted' by the humans"

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100,000k. I listen to your videos every day at work and I have probably watched almost half of all the stories you have narrated and I enjoy every single one! Keep up the good work!!

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I literally learned the most advanced shit through the internet. And yes Generalist is in my resume.

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