Terran Diplomacy | 2191 | Free Sci-Fi | Best of HFY

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@donaldscholand4617]

Naming a colony Roanoke is like naming a cruise ship Titanic. Just saying

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Or a sub...

[@nyetzdyec3391]

Or naming a blimp/dirigible "The Hindenburg".

[@SeedlingNL]

@@nyetzdyec3391 Nah... the only thing remarkable about that was that it was the first major accident on live television and the words "Oh the humanity" that became one of the very first memes... it also was such a blow to the reputation of this mode of transport that it ended the era of zeppelins... A British zeppelin has the 'honor' of the most casualties when it dove into the ground during a storm in France, and the 'overcompensating' prize goes to the Ahlhorn disaster, that saw 5 zeppelins destroyed, 15 casualties and 137 injuries.

[@meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2]

Sydney Cove would have been better. After all it is the point of origin of the authentic white super race, their ancestors having been hand picked by some of the best judges in England.

[@kimcooper4751]

Using wife's phone today not her opinions If my memory is correct ( and I lived in Richmond) the Roanoke colony just kind of fizzled out died off and disappeared yep not the best of choices

[@FireLover7004]

Alien: take a human planet. Human: "Give it back." Alien: "No" Last transmission from now extinct Alien

[@kennethhummel4409]

Carrot and Stick 2 vessels an enemy shouldn’t mess with.

[@kitsu5245]

Don't forget about the sister pair. F about, and Find out.

[@kennethhummel4409]

Ah yes, the pair that show up after they find out about Carrot and Stick@@kitsu5245

[@michaelklim8277]

Seeing a diplomatic vessel named "Carrot" instantly gave me quite the devilish grin. Good story and good narration as always.

[@EAZ36588]

As soon as I saw the ship's name was carrot I knew we would soon be meeting another one named stick. 🙂

[@maxdejong4203]

In the immortal words of Theodore Roosevelt “ speak soft but always carry a big stick”

[@timobrien2813]

Was that not Jefferson? UKUK

[@maxdejong4203]

@@timobrien2813 nope

[@maxdejong4203]

@@timobrien2813 do your research on presidential policies

[@mcrib8330]

I must thank you, before finding your channel I had not heard of hfy, now it's my guilty pleasure. Can't get enough. I understand you are having some health issues, I hope you are okay. My prayers are with you

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you for the kind words

[@Maj_Kasul]

❤

[@yomogami4561]

of course it was a marine ship named 'stick' thanks for the story and narration

[@jukkiivi4282]

Carrot and Stick? Classic. Thanks for finding and narrating this gem of a story! For the Author, May He Write Moar! For the Narrator, May His Operations Be Successful and Recovery Quick! For the Algorithm, May It Always Favor the Skverrel! For the Beard, May It Regrow Quickly!

[@maurizioginanneschi9402]

I join all the wishes!

[@brokeandtired]

@@maurizioginanneschi9402 I want more The Nature of Predators. I guess author needs a break or waiting on another mass Episode dump?

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

I've heard tell that this interpretation of the phrase "the carrot and the stick" is probably incorrect, in that the phrase was supposedly intended to imply reward and punishment, but the phrase was actually describing the scene where one dangles a carrot in front of a draft animal's nose in order to encourage it to move ahead... and the carrot is dangled on a string tied to... a stick. So "the carrot and the stick" refers exclusively to encouragement by reward.

[@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V]

One of the things I love about this channel. It's subscribers. I've been listening to Creepypastas for years. I have a few favorite channels. The readings are excellent, and the narrators regularly thank the authors. But their subscribers don't. As if the narrator alone made up the stories. Ignoring the writers and not giving them credit. I have discussed this with many of them in the past, and they all pretty much say the same thing. The writer would be nothing without the narrator. That's when I tell them. There would be no narrator channel, without the writers. At that point they just start insulting me. I like the fact, that the subscribers of this channel, regularly also thank the writers for their wonderful stories.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

They fecked around and found out! May the Holy Algorithm always bless your readings.

[@TheJasonBorn]

lol, the ships' names were Carrot and Stick. That is simply outstanding.

Reminded me of the "Professor proves STICKS are the best weapons" video from Shadiversity (I think, it was an April Fools publishing, but I am not certain).

[@calvingreene90]

The Gret ducked around and found out.

[@ReaVen443]

I love the naming sense of these Terrans

[@jjdg88]

Not going to lie, I heard the name of the ships and thought "huh, those are some weird names for human ships." But then you read the last lines and it finally clicked.

[@tmsern4341]

I love your narrations, TOP NOTCH! Best recovery from your surgeries you have coming up, We are always here to support you and your channel! Otherwise the nanite swarm will steal my other sock and I'm running out of socks quickly hahhaha 🙂 Cheers.

[@DonPatrono]

well the terrans walked softly and carried a big stick indeed Teddy Roosevelt would be proud

[@mateuszbanaszak4671]

Great way of ship naming. For the gorgeous beard, for the algorithm, for the health of our handsome narrator !!!

[@muninrob]

Giant planet killing dreadnaught: *sigh* "You still misunderstood the story, *THIS* is a Carrot class diplomatic frigate. The Stick class are light cruisers armed with *military* weapons."

[@Maddog3060]

Humans being kinda cold and ruthless here, sacrificing an entire colony in detail just to learn about the enemy.

[@valtiel2589]

IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY ALGORITHM I HEREBY SACRIFICE THIS TYPING OF LETTERS!!! and also, lovely narration as usual, good to see you are taking it slow and careful :)

[@darwinskeeper421]

So with Terrans you get the option of the Carrot or the Stick? Classic! I hope that our narrator's operation goes well, that he recovers quickly and that he remain in good health for a long, long time.

[@danijelandroid]

I was confused when the diplomatic ship was called Carrot. Still didn't make the connection when the warship was called Stick (just found it a good name for a warship) until the last sentence.😅😂

[@giin97]

Aight, hearing the ship named "Carrot" sent me 😂

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@XR171]

Fantasia job! You really captured the tone and spirit very well!

[@Questor-ky2fv]

Thanks for the good story! I'm filing it my audio dramas folder, but part of me also wants to file it in my humor folder. However, some of the descriptions are rather violent, so I won't do that.

[@2jlee]

Great use of the carrot and stick. Best wishes for your health.

[@christianking4002]

I really loved this one ❤ 😁

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

Looks like the lessons of Tsun Zu hadn't been forgotten

[@davidedbrooke9324]

Go softly but carry a big stick is my favourite saying.

[@darksider111]

Love it; Great Writing (and of course Great Narrating) , I Hope to hear more from them

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@goldiegolderman1842]

*AS A RABBIT I SUPPORT CARROTS*

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@xessq1]

Ya gotta love Big Stick Diplomacy

[@Shadow.Dragon]

ROFL!!! So the Terran Republic's diplomacy is based on President Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy: "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

[@emilynelson5646]

It worked back then. It'll work now!

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

When a carrot, is not a carrot? When its poisoned!

[@Darkinu2]

As soon as they strung up those children, I knew they were fecked. 2 ships called Carrot and Stick 😂😂

[@mattwallace963]

I LOVE YOU AGRO

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

''we thought ouer message was clear'' oh sweet ..succulent.. alien ,the message was very very clear ,you just failed to consider any other reaction then what you desired..

[@verilyheld]

Three world wars? Please. We've had at least seven! The Seven Years' War, the Napoleonic Wars, War of the Spanish Succession, all count as world wars.

[@kclark8266]

Imagine if we had to pull out the cart and horse.

[@KirelRed]

loved this one

[@maurizioginanneschi9402]

Nice story, great narration! 😊

[@hilmarheathkliff9511]

thumbnail not found? stay healthy and happy

[@zanderstevens7581]

Its not a stick its the whole damned tree

[@LegendStormcrow]

Technically we've already had 3 workd wars. The last war between the French and English hit a lot of continents.

[@ckl9390]

And lasted over a century.

[@nigelsmith7366]

Brilliant narration as usual bro👍👍

[@oakenshadow6763]

Take the carrot. It's easier to eat with the teath you will lose from the stick.

[@MerutsAurelius]

Good story

[@thomaskelleyjr.1671]

The terrains will speak softly and if you don't listen they will use their big sticks.

[@mattbrown5511]

Just a little carrot to help the channel grow. Be well narrator. Heal thoroughly.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo You get ONE WARNING. They didn't heed it.

[@grogvaughan5649]

For The Algorithm & For The Author & For Your Health.

[@florianfehlmann3679]

Will there be more nature of predators pls ❤

[@cordellpatrick9517]

I think he caught up so he's waiting for there to be like 50 more then where he stopped

[@AgroSquerril]

I am scheduled for 2 surgeries this year. The recovery time for each is at least a month so for the rest of the year I will only be doing TFOS to appease the algorithm and have enough backlog for people while I recover.

[@deus0rcinus889]

Take as long as you like buddy. We will be here for your return

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Well look at the time, its KILLING XENOS O CLOCK.

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@Wastelandman7000]

Greetings O noble and bearded Narrator!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Hmm more like a twig they didn't glass the capitol

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Nah, stick is for capturing the world. The Terran United Navy Big Stick, is for glassing planets.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

ill give you that one nice take on the stick @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

[@kaliban4758]

​@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178as in walk softly and carry a big stick?

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@kaliban4758 of course.

[@wyrmhand]

For the almighty algorithm

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@jakemallory4239]

not sure on surgery date so good luck now.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@scottfitzpatrick7115]

100K members or else

[@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something]

Hi

[@ChaosLierLen]

FTA

[@ethanthevagabond8645]

Am I the only one who couldn't find a definition for "greticide"? It even comes up as a misspelling when I type it here.

[@Wotan874]

"Gret" is the alien race, so Greticide is their name for what we call genocide on the Gret race

[@Kualinar]

The proverbial carrot and stick... Very apt. I'm the carrot. You should accept my offer. We don't. We'll never accept any offer from an inferior race. Other ship decloack : Let me present myself. I'm the stick. Now, you deal with me. It'll be rather unpleasant for you, but, don't worry, it'll be quick.

[@mouserr]

hmmm ... definitely no phallic msg there ...nope none whatsoever

[@TheJeikou]

Comment

[@OGSontar]

The TRW Stick, no doubt to be followed by the TRW FAFO. Hope you kissed your mate goodbye...er...goodnight...meh, same difference.

[@flaxtube322]

when are the uploads again?

[@markwarrenseadog2349]

Good Story - ?

[@reddeathstar2428]

Speak softly and carry a big stick

[@TheGreyGhost873]

🪼🐌

[@salthin]

That thumbnail gun is... backwards.

[@AgroSquerril]

AI will AI , barrel and grip are opposite

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

you notice that aswell lmao

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@Vulsimir]

Speak softly and carry a big stick