Why Change ?

[@MrTheMasterX]

Turning a joke SCP into something legitimately threatening. That takes creativity.

[@tychotheyokaiguy77]

I will say this with complete honesty. This story kind of gave me the chills, just imagining the world coming to a complete halt. By what? A rock. A Ground up rock. That causes people to be lazy or... Procrastinate. It was just.... creepy.

[@TowerMom]

TychoThePsycho it's the Pax from Serenity

[@mariecarie1]

I think I have about 20 procrastination rocks under my bed.

[@irefusetopaytaxes7558]

don't we all

[@adaeptzulander2928]

I think my house brick is made of them.

[@dolmiopaste]

Blah Blah You be too busy procrastinating to type the text :0

[@Silverwind87]

The worst part is it isn't an XK scenario. Humanity's still there, it's just not showing any signs of being there. If a tree says it will fall in the forest, does it make a sound?

[@yacabo111]

Looks like SCP-____-J isn't as funny as it used to be

[@andrewbrooks7122]

Its all fun and games until the world stops

[@Thedoomdude100]

They just made a joke SCP sound serious and kinda scary.

[@torekayim9325]

I know this is not real; but Jesus Christ! This tale IS actually creepy as hell, partially because it is a story of joke SCP upgraded into Keter-class-god-knows-what-end-of-the-world-as-we-knew-it SCP. Plus, dat flawless voice acting XD.

[@TheGeoshark]

Volgun, you are way too good at these. This has led me to believe your abilities constitute their own SCP. Field agents have been dispatched to your location to begin research. A designation number will eventually be assigned to you.

[@LizardWizard444]

hmm ehh I'll watch it later

[@caseyharrington4947]

How about now?

[@abusiveplaguedoctor]

About now should be good

[@datnoob4394]

about now right?

[@kainaludez2285]

What but your already here, why not jus.. jus... nevermind

[@awcy6902]

@@kainaludez2285 just say it I am tottaly not here to judge

[@purpleboye_]

Such a dark story out of a small dumb file. Wow.

[@vexxama]

I wonder what 682 would make of these rocks

[@arthriticpenguin1128]

Would he care?

[@Silverwind87]

He would adapt to it and make the Foundation not care about killing him.

[@eternallylearning2811]

But he stile wouldn't care everything would be so boring And I did put somewhere else that it's possible he'll not care to even adapt

[@Fredfredbug4]

Joke SCP turned into something legitimately scary, one of the best story's on the website.

[@chuckferrel2317]

The 9 people who disliked did it by accident, but decided that they’d undo it tomorrow.

[@BigDictator5335]

I have an essay due tomorrow that I haven't worked on. I blame the rock.

[@strxwbxrry_420]

Same, Satlin...

[@BigDictator5335]

@@strxwbxrry_420 I didn't finish that essay......

[@rutgerholtzer3961]

Damn this might be the creepiest of all their stories.

[@VectorGlitch]

Procrastination rock? How did they turn reddit into a rock?

[@shala_shashka]

sudo make ./Pixelbit lol I would say 4chan but they go through a lot just to masturbate for a night

[@phoos4029]

Everyone laughts at sloth. But thats because they forget she is the mother of all vices.

[@DoctorX17]

This sounds simultaneously utopian and dystopian... No war, no conflict... but everything just kinda crawls to a stop because nobody cares

[@sirjojo6793]

My home is full with this rock,actualy everything is full with this stone where i go D:

[@BaronBordwine]

The question is, do you care?

[@sirjojo6793]

Nah not really

[@danjohnston9037]

You are the rock

[@sirjojo6793]

The twist! :0

[@toffeefeathers]

Oh wow haha that was a horrifying twist on this SCP I was not expecting. I can just imagine parents being too apathetic to care for their children, the scp foundation itself being too in a slump to care about containing the scold, and when they eventually get loose, no one will be mootivated enough to save themselves from the coming horror. Maybe even evenatully the scoops themselves will have to motivation to do what they are meant to do at all...the world stands still

[@DashingSteel]

682: FINALLY. I AM FREE. NOW I WILL DESTROY ALL LIFE. EH. TOMORROW. I'LL DO IT TOMORROW...

[@caav56]

@@DashingSteel "Actually, why bother? Humans are self-destructive enough, all I have to do is outlive them..."

[@tuckerton296]

This SCP is the internet.

[@mazingdaddid]

Makes me think of the SCP-001 proposal of the beyond with tree ability to negate SCP effects

[@TheVolgun]

I appreciate the offer - but this is something i do for fun, i don't require help :). You should start making readings though - it's great fun.

[@gericho6071]

I thought this scp was funny at first

[@Wandergirl108]

What *I* find spooky is that that's pretty much what it would take to end all wars and conflict in the world. '~'

[@Jessie_Helms]

Oh man I’m gonna read this article later

[@qindleton]

He probably shouldn’t have made it a J class SCP if it was an actual threat.

[@BaronVonMott]

The moral of the story? Leave No Stone Unturned 😁

[@julianefaria7508]

The highway thing happens everywhere in Germany I think we have like a thousand of those stones scattered throughout the country The building thing? Ever heard about the airport in Berlin?

[@professormohawk1]

this this is my favorite SCP and the one that scares and fills me with dread

[@aaroneschberger5576]

So, I was wondering if you might want some help with these sorts of videos. I mean there are tons of SCPs. So if you want, I would not mind throwing in my lot to get more of these awesome videos pumped out. ^-^

[@theawesome288]

Government shuts down. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@tombaker3731]

Very well done. Personally, I don't see what was so scary about the "not caring about arguing and war", but yeah, the rest would be pretty spooky.

[@jackercooper4078]

I think procrastination rocks are sentient and follow me wherever I go

[@TheBanditKingKir]

I see Paul Bettany has found work narrating SCP articles

[@tatuira93]

A perfect example would be like what you did with SCP-058, now that was awesome, almost perfect.

[@Wandergirl108]

No, humans will always fight - it's our nature. So long as we have something we care about and believe in, there will be conflict, that's simply how it goes. You may think that's a pessimistic outlook, but the way I see it, while conflict can bring a lot of tragedy, it can also bring a lot of growth. How could we ever have new ideas or motivation to grow if nothing challenges us? We need conflict to be human. That's just how I see things. :)

[@clankplusm]

Wandergirl108 yes but this is a SCP so yeah not normal or playing by our rules, you will procrastinate.

[@KatarMilak]

Addendum SCP-999-A looks like a fun one to voice-over.

[@richardcharles2321]

Ah, yes: my Oknographer's stone

[@imwalkenhere2748]

Ooooh, so that’s why my life fell apart. Just what I get for living next to a stone quarry

[@nestonevazno8421]

This sounds like a good description of balkan

[@TheVolgun]

I don't see how your comments apply to this video - are you referring to my 682 Warning video ?

[@Brakvash]

I was temporarily distracted by webcomics while listening to this and only heard the first half...

[@Burkhart4192]

This...was terrifying.

[@phillipgraham1422]

This one rocks.

[@spacebird2563]

I need that procrastination rock

[@pravinrao3669]

Well my home is built of such rocks

[@Kelnor277]

Ugghhhh such a long videooo. That took forever. I need a nap.

[@TheVolgun]

You say this under my videos a lot. I have to ask - why the same comment every time ?

[@spacebird2563]

TheVolgun hi there I eventually got the doctor stick and than fell in a hole I need help

[@spacebird2563]

TheVolgun hi there I eventually got the doctor stick and than fell in a hole I need help

[@ACSkyrim1124]

Why change?

[@JonjoCynic]

Well, Volgun...why change?

[@coconutsmarties]

So my ADD was just a case of procrastinite-poisoning all along. Well, at least now i know I can do something about it right. I mean, I will, at some point. Bit busy today though

[@Jaskan0]

Reminds me of firefly and the origin of the reavers.

[@SquirrelLuvsPnut1]

The people that criticize The Volgun act like they do voice acting for a living. Christ...

[@catwesk]

Amazing

[@deleted4091]

*Don't Hug Me I'm Scared reference*

[@MrCahelion]

Cloning meat would not lead to an abundance of food, because you still need some kind of nutrient to produce that cloned meat... but once we have the means to transform matter into energy things will get interesting.

[@tigersebel]

....I will finish this coment later

[@clankplusm]

tigersebel waiting.

[@kenzow9479]

yeah were still waiting

[@samuelbedsole5089]

And to think this was based on a joke SCP.

[@tvhead2010]

Power of Procrastination.

[@theq4602]

gets me every day!

[@robabbs]

*slowly takes off glasses* Mother of god...

[@myaswanno5207]

this rock is a class keter

[@BenniRoR]

well. scp-682 sounds like that,wether you like it or not. his body is heavily damaged,thats because he sounds like that.

[@Leoncrazy59]

You should make a podcast Volgun!

[@flair541]

Document #168-1: Report E-12

[@pippo17173]

Just thinking what would happen if the world stops for a bit.

[@FFVII95]

hey mr.volgun do u think that you could do some of the[ if not all of the] attempts that the foundation made to use SCP's against 682?

[@gavynbrandt]

I've found the stone before, that's when I quit the game

[@marleycameron531]

well that sure explains why im on youtube insted of sleeping right now

[@winningwyatt8748]

Based on a true story.

[@jdrock5265]

Oof.

[@VoltasP]

Have you considered the transcripts of SCP-361, the bronze sheep's liver?

[@asahearts1]

It's just weed.

[@flygxg1908]

Well damn

[@GenericClient]

I was gonna write a longer comment... Oh who am I kidding thats to much work.

[@CvnDqnrU]

I'm too tired to create an original and funny comment.

[@charlesxll7925]

The only reason this isn't scary for me is that you know that it isn't real. All the other stuff you feel could somehow in some mindtwisting way be real but you'd know if this was. *Derp*

[@philipthedarknessmarch3295]

ARE YOU BLIND have you not seen the world no ones cares to do shit nearly because loads off people can not be bothered. They just do what there told by cop's who are wrong-government who are stupid and cry baby's who say bullshit they just go ya sure I will obey and when was the last time a law got past for us not them and when was the last time we saw energy prices go down for good or tax's being re-thought or when was the last time we invented ANYTHING really useful to owe progression ( not counting entertainment ) the last thing was a new phone for communication and that's it. Where is space travel-other planet colonization-flying car's-new energy for everything-new weapons to end wars for good and where is owe own ability in Biology where are the cures for-aids-cancer-small pox-aging and why can't we make something for us to be smarter-stronger-faster so we are not so relayed on machines you know I can go on and on but I will not you get my meaning. Owe progression has stopped because loads off us will not fight for it.

[@charlesxll7925]

Philip The Darkness March I don't know if you've realized this, my friend, but making shit takes time. You can't just invent a cure for cancer out of thin air. There's usually alot more to a problem than ''just do it!''. But yes, governments are stupid but so they've been since the dawn of civilization, and stopping people from aging would probably be the most idiotic thing mankind could invent. In the end having to execute the citizens because the country is becoming so overpopulated. ''When was the last time we invented ANYTHING really useful to owe progression'' If you're talking about the 21st century (which I'd assume you are) then I don't really know, but as I said, making shit takes time and while there haven't been any really major inventions in the 21st century there sure has been a lot of discoveries, and shit like that. And if you're talking about the 20th century I'll just call you an idiot and leave it at that.

[@8Delian8]

0:13 Activate subtitles. Thank me later.

[@ToastyHashpants]

Scp-420-j

[@k1ngdeth]

meh, that's not really something that would give people nightmares.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

headphone ... hurting my ears X_X what do you think?

[@MissusAnon]

Me, a depressed and apathetic rock collector: O:

[@thefrostbee4182]

ya found the rock! you just didnt know u had it

[@jaeheealbertchoi4920]

wait this guy is clef right?

[@bryantamaro4088]

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[@KyrstOak]

1:07 What?

[@MadmanHelldiver]

I think an apathy scp is actually pretty funny

[@noahx44]

this is about a joke scp isnt it XD

[@redactedmichael3733]

holy shit. o.o

[@tatuira93]

I'm not gonna lie, if it wasn't so cheesy i would've loved it, don't get me wrong , it's pretty awesome, but you should focus more on atmosphere instead of just making grunts and altering the pitch of your voice. I've always seen the SCPs as psychological horror mechanics. I think if you just made it sound more human and had less grunts, but tried to give an eerie sound to your voice, you would have totally nailed it.

[@km1dash6]

Whoever wrote this has a god dam genius on his/her hands. There an unexplained part, though. How did the group get so organized and spread it everywhere if the rock would make them procrastinate? Overall brilliant, though.

[@OldKingSol]

Yay! I'm the 666th like! (Even better than "First"!) ;-)

[@Oman666444555]

I thought that scp was funny. Npw it isn't. 0_0

[@ContagiousRepublic]

Seems Trump ate all the stones, LOL

[@Aes_Saru]

No it very real unfortunately. It came from that one meteor that ended the dinos....

[@jeremykuehnau5859]

So that's how we got Trump as president.

[@kyucumbear]

Ouch. That... kinda strikes a little close to home.

[@Goldenblade3]

Why change?