Gianmarco Soresi Tells Secrets

We got a real treat for y’all! This week’s guest is the very funny Gianmarco Soresi! Gianmarco and Caleb talk everything from Broadway musicals, performing for a former President, what they don’t like about each other, and more!
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Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud
Recorded at Bad Ladder Productions in Los Angeles, CA

[@crannnnnn7590]

I’m in the first thousand calebrities to view this. I’m honored mister CEO

[@lenao8316]

aaa__

[@ripley2995]

gianmarco being femme musical theatre girlie to caleb's masc football top is so beautiful happy pride

[@kingofnorthumbria]

This is so funny, I'm so glad you exist ❤

[@Irivesper]

The fact that in this interview a gay man was defending football and the straight man was defending musical theater is killing me lmaoo

[@statman64]

they contain multitudes lol

[@aleejjj]

Cuz it's not real, purly AI generated.

[@statman64]

@@aleejjj wtf are you talking about

[@rusdrigo]

@@statman64 its a joke hello?

[@statman64]

@@rusdrigo what?

[@13sampepper]

"enough with the football" was such a brutally efficient takedown holy shit

[@veradistheeggcat229]

The eruption of laughter from the crew as if it was a packed bar was incredible

[@micaelamendiola3520]

Gianmarco is so Jeff Goldblum coded and i love it

[@pricerowland]

He feels like a Jeff Goldblum charicature, somehow more concentrated than the original

[@ohboilien]

Omg that’s who I was thinking about! Thank you!!

[@Thegabub]

"enough with the football"

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

Gianmarco not being gay is somehow a hate crime, espeically during pride month lmaooooo

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Is it the shorts? To me it seems like the shorts. Gianmarco seems like he's never worn shorts that go below his knee

[@ThinManApparatus]

​@@user-uv2cp1qd1j, to be fair, his knee is WAY down there

[@kerlygerl]

@@ThinManApparatus😂😂😂thanks for the good laugh

[@luka1258]

@@user-uv2cp1qd1jholy shit you’re right it’s totally the shorts

[@nataliek.8076]

i’m so sorry i know they had an entire conversation about him being straight but i was STILL surprised when he said “my girlfriend” 😭

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I was honestly expecting a “my partner”

[@jessicav9214]

the howling in the back from production 😂😂😂

[@lab5327]

Lmao clicking when it says “no views” is so embarrassing but this is the energy calebrities bring to the function

[@sooootruepod]

exactly

[@goveg1976]

🤣

[@drf61499]

well i clicked on 24k views… which is basically no views 😄🤪

[@aliciabarrie7229]

Over 100k views now only a month later! Brand new Calesbian here ❤️

[@mariimoostashe]

188k after 5 months

[@gracepapish1623]

He’s not gay y’all he’s just from DC

[@fermypoo]

no when i tell you i was gagged

[@chai7218]

i feel like he's not NOT gay

[@NouNejm-tx9lr]

Gainmarco is the Maddy Morphosis of the comedy and musical theatre world 💀

[@ryandonahue8043]

Damn this is so true

[@falasc]

don't you just mean... straight?

[@ktbela86]

I would love to see Gianmarco on Give It To Me Straight.

[@ongrossita]

​@@falasc Straight & quick witted as hell

[@Ksc56]

@@ongrossitathe rarest combo in a man

[@kmtspectre933]

I liked how Gianmarco used a roundabout tangent to imply that his girlfriend has told him things Caleb has told her in confidence lol

[@allyabernathy4098]

starts around the 41ish min mark 😂

[@Pstryprncss]

I’m so hungover this is exactly what I needed while sitting in a bath until it is cold

[@Char-Jo-Media]

I was ready for Gianmarco to go on a rant about the evils of factory farming and then he described a very normal very cool gang of orcas doing what god always intended them to do

[@snyderdraws]

SAME??? like how did he end up here of all places

[@emmyrose233]

Well I think his point is that "god" seemingly designed nature in such a cruel way that necessitates prey animals dying awful deaths. Like, if the natural order of the universe is so tragic then is god really all-loving or all-powerful? Factory farming is horrible but that's all because of humans, it's not part of the natural ecosystem

[@ImVeryOriginal]

Even if he wanted to go for natural deaths, there's so much more grizzly stuff out there. Even with orcas, sometimes you got them playing with and torturing prey animals for hours, hitting and flipping them around until their skin starts peeling off, sometimes not even eating them afterwards. Then there's all the predators eating their prey alive, parasitoid wasps, entire species in which violent rape is the default mode of reproduction, etc. etc.

[@Uhshawdude]

He actually picked a pretty mild example, all you have to do is google parasitoid wasps to discover the true horrors of the animal kingdom.

[@ImVeryOriginal]

@ Then google how Strepsipterans (insect family) reproduce and realise Satan created this world.

[@oriannaisabella7041]

This football/musical debate is killing me 😂

[@madelynmorgan2999]

sobbing at “enough with the football”

[@jhart1127]

Cindy Crawford's been reeeal quiet since Caleb's bangs have featured on screen with Gianmarco's gams 🤫🤫

[@sooootruepod]

say that

[@brookesargent8249]

Caleb + Gianmarco is a magical combination every time

[@dogquixote]

Gianmarco’s brave stance on astrology is exactly the type of the ally-ship I need during pride

[@incoglido]

This has to be the first moment in history that there's been a gay man pushing football onto a straight man, who doesn't want it, while said straight man does the same with musical theater.

[@josuedrew]

Football was locked and loaded.

[@Raquelinax]

why do you always have the best guests i love it here

[@briannax4140]

I cackled at "You think you can be homophobic, I'll be anti-semitic." I love Gianmarco, everybody can fucking get it. Take no prisoners.

[@calledalaska]

i’ve watched so much gianmarco content lately i can feel the “shore, shore, shore” making its way into my everyday vocabulary

[@milamontu6683]

The behind the scenes laughter was the best 😂

[@Alena-cq1ze]

I would ABSOLUTELY watch an hour-long special from Gianmarco, are you kidding me? I already wish the current videos he posts to youtube were longer.

[@fermypoo]

this man is actually so HOT 😭 thank you for bringing him on lmao

[@fermypoo]

just found out he’s straight?!?!

[@sadiegarcia2332]

@@fermypooTHEY PLAYED THE JOKE ON SO LONG

[@AstroMoonGoddess]

20:34 my sister, ever the singing actress theater person, is chronically late to EVERYTHING. She’ll never change. She’s almost 50. It’s because she likes the fact that people are waiting on her. Then she can make her big, histrionic personality disordered entrance. She will shine as people exclaim, “Tiffany is here! Yayyyy!” The only tidbit of fame she’ll ever have.

[@Noonmark]

just finished the downside episode with caleb and was like "hm, maybe his ep with gianmarcos out". 4 mins. hell yes

[@chenoamauldin9078]

Every time Caleb posts, an angel gets it’s wings 🙏🏻

[@moyaxoxo5923]

….clipped ✂️✨🪽😂

[@niina9777]

Agree with Gianmarco 100% about the animals

[@humanure0]

right wtf was caleb saying but to each their own opinion ig but i for sure do not associate with “humans have it worse than animals” like it isn’t even remotely close.

[@Talled221]

This show does so many things to enrich my life: makes commutes less lonely, makes me laugh, and helps me realize this man and Matteo Lane are two different people

[@Ccrouse93]

Gianmarco sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth. And I love that.

[@tiffanyygrace]

48:52 "you were busy watching the game 😏" I busted out laughing

[@NosManJr]

Was fully convinced we were gonna get the first 100% true or false this ep

[@HearteyesHayley]

I’ve listened to all of So True twice and I was so hungry for more that yesterday I listened to Caleb on this guy’s podcast! Can’t help but feel I manifested this

[@doodadsdandy]

Don’t forget Keeping Records, Caleb’s older podcast with Shelby, too. It’s how I get my fix lmfao literal dozens of hours of content. Keeping Records walked so So True could fucken fkn BOLT

[@beatm6948]

I love how mobile Gianmarco is

[@layloni73]

The flesh colored short shorts, denim jacket, sunglasses sitting on head. Totally straight 😂

[@judyyyyann]

HELL YES I'M SEATED!!! 🎉Been so excited for Gianmarco's episode since you mentioned it like 6 weeks ago on Liza's episode. And since listening to the Downside this week, when it was mentioned his ep would be out today, I've been counting the moments!!!! Calebrities let's clock in!!!😤😤🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 Best part of my week always.

[@jessicasler4126]

a gay loving football and a “straight” loving musical theater - now ive seen everything

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

As a non-binary who enjoys both, I’m living

[@dogberryisdead]

i desperately want a 1 hour special from gianmarco

[@bailewil]

I love that I’m vibing with the chat then the question “how do you want to die?” hits my ears. My head turns to pay closer attention, and BAM! A commercial. I was laughing so hard I almost missed the skip hahaha!

[@trappme]

I love that without fail, every episode the guest is shocked theyll be getting paid from true/false

[@zblglr]

I’ve been mentally preparing a whole seven days for this

[@DakotaBlank]

oh surprise surprise, caleb is STILL the funniest man alive and this guest was cool.

[@Hopeskyesk]

Color me shocked frfr

[@jvillan94]

This is the straight energy I needed today. 😝

[@micaiahh]

happy pride to all the calesbians (and Caleb, and our fave ally gianmarco)

[@maxpagan635]

goat podcast goat guest it's gonna be a goat day i fear

[@mickeyvanseenus8126]

I always stare at that bird painting in the back that like MUST be the same painter as the ones at habitat coffee. mainlining your show cuz it's cozy and makes me feel hopeful. thank you !

[@Ghoul-Thanatos]

I'm so glad I found your channel! You're hilarious and the way you and Gianmarco interact is fantastic ❤

[@micaiahh]

Caleb your performance as gay roommate was actually so amazing I felt so happy and proud of you🥲 you made all of the comedic moments even more funny and it was just so good- so so proud!

[@plagiats]

This comment is 2 months late but Gianmarco if you ever see this comment, take it from a humble anonymous nobody : You are immensely talented. Your crowd work is the best I've seen, there is no joke of yours where I feel there's a missed opportunity for better. You're a good one.

[@AndNoMilk]

I watched this from the perspective of an orca attaining awareness while watching two seals podding on an iceberg.

[@RachelGates-z1k]

Uggg this episode had the best energy and humor! 🎉

[@zemasionxoxo]

listening to the shelby episode again and just now realizing you stopped doing the voicemails segment lmfao i came here to listen to this one again just to be sure i wasn’t crazy

[@snyderdraws]

the voicemails peaked with chris fleming and they haven’t been able to match that energy since

[@jcmurie]

So glad to see somebody shouting out Geoffrey Asmus. He's become one of my new favorite comedians recently, he's so good

[@virguoso6176]

Can co-sign the musical theatre kids being more vicious than the jokes.

[@willowmarie218]

ive never in my life watched a podcast and wished i could be in on the conversation until this moment i was giggling so much also i must say i'm Amazed that anyone has it in them to be internet celebrities with the way ppl act online there are thousands of excruciating things that i would much rather do

[@b1b1]

I'm not even kidding I found out about Mayberry through this episode of the podcast and I have been listening to it nonstop for weeks now, so I just want to thank you Caleb for mentioning it 😭

[@haileyrivera2948]

Yay been waiting all week for this

[@whereisbryce7101]

I need him so bad

[@deakinstockman]

Same

[@humanure0]

i feel like so many more men are attracted to him than women lol if only he actually was gay

[@joeycrack1213]

I’ve seen Gianmarco live. He was amazing . And he’s really handsome irl

[@mariamkhan9276]

24:16 need to come back to this

[@diana-lv7bc]

dream podcast duo honestly

[@Junopalcom]

I’ve been waiting for this!!

[@aaliyahleecomedy]

i love to hear the people cackling in the back

[@PajamaFeet]

“They’re finding community in the comments kills” me cause I am imagining a touching heartfelt movie moment between a bunch of lovable misfits and then you zoom out and they’re the most horrible bullies and bigots.

[@tylerstasienko2466]

been waiting for 2pm since last week

[@jokerface416]

The pod Caleb references at the beginning is "Some Of This Is Bad" and it's hilarious, I highly recommend!

[@patrickclarke6215]

The mini talk about self-worth was really interesting, thanks for that!

[@janethope]

One of my all-time favorite duos 💜❤️

[@iamnotaconcept]

Gianmarco Soresi is proof that sexual attraction isn't a choice because I am SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN! WHAT! A rare occurrence indeed, for me. Also as a Jew I agree with so much you touched on at the end there.

[@Djinnerator]

Gianmarco is definitely objectively attractive.

[@elisnow5504]

Caleb they are COOKING you about this football thing I’m dyinggg!! Fight back!!

[@annacobb1140]

43:18 I have never laughed so hard in my life😂

[@jellybean.]

CALEB i just saw i used to be funny last night and it was soooo good,, im really invested in your one man show idea now for sure

[@ajr4187]

I saw Gianmarco tonight and he was so funny.

[@ryenmartel4807]

The football thing is so real I had to come onto a separate device to comment. 😂 please enough

[@manuelalilliana1652]

i need a duel between Gianmarco & Sabrina going head to head on trivia!!!!

[@jessicawessica]

love this duo rn

[@D00m_colossus]

“Enough with the football” took me the fuck OUT

[@_sootyfoot]

Each week I think Caleb's hair cant get any more lustrous but here we are king 🫡

[@axlavenue]

Gianmarco in those shorts…

[@ErisRift]

19:43 DEATh😆💀☠ "oh my god heaven is fake" 😂

[@joshlevy4533]

where is the two uninterrupted minutes of hating on Jimmy Carr with Gianmarco that was advertised in Liza's episode? 😭 I was excited for the group hating session lmao

[@iiiiiiiisabelle]

Same I was watching the progress bar thinking how will he bring up Jimmy Carr in the last 5 minutes

[@revbr4v087]

Wait is it not on here? That's why I'm here lol, I wanted to see what he said cuz I don't get it, I like them both.

[@juliuhjay]

i love gianmarco :) and caleb and yalls dynamic

[@mzmoss0314]

Caleb has described my issue with musicals to a T! 😂😭

[@rebeccal1726]

okay, legs.

[@beyondgirl1]

Omg he is amazing and doesn't scared to be vulnurable.

[@rajidahae4220]

44:26 "Who are your favorite comics right now?" GM: Anthony Jeselnik, Geoffrey Asmus, Natalie Palamides.

[@gonemad2024]

i’m so early bc i live laugh love you and every piece of work you put out ever

[@expensivepink7]

caleb’s kidnap death forced jokes fantasy is so real

[@caesthoffe]

im so glad Caleb is here to represent us gays who love football so proudly

[@fedoragent0077]

I am late but I am here Caleb. Love it

[@hellodolly7989]

Coming from The Downside! Ya’ll are great together!

[@MGRTZ]

47:35 Gianmarco is on it, there’s too much now in between, but straight up, seeing that fight scene in Borat when it came out…I have NEVER, before or since, laughed so hard in a cinema in my gd life

[@emerycorner]

theres some kind of conspiracy bc gianmarco is EVERYWHERE ON MY FEED shorts? BAM rec? BAM ppl i follow? BAM

[@joannaa3852]

this is the best true or false segment i’ve seen omg

[@jennhansonxlove]

This was lovely 🥰

[@AlliePaints]

17:50 Gianmarco i know this is dumb to say because you won’t see it but the problem of evil is only an insurmountable hill with Abrahamic religions. Plenty of pagan religions don’t have the issues that say Christianity does.

[@GianmarcoSoresi]

👀

[@AlliePaints]

@@GianmarcoSoresi I tried to keep it brief but if you ever want to talk paganism and other wild stories, I’d make the time frfr 🤣