"I am ugly" in that kinda industry is blessing in disguise 😂
@MRSZ544011 күн бұрын
I will never understand how a S**x party turns in to organized crime. R.I.C.O
@BeatrizHatfield-w7e9 күн бұрын
Better looking than Shawn Carter.
@IssaKanté-b2f9 күн бұрын
😂😂
@dawanamiller83169 күн бұрын
Hell so, is puffy, and he has very shifty eyes!! Love Dave...
@anthonytaylor14639 күн бұрын
LMAO@@dawanamiller8316
@tpp54017 күн бұрын
"They've got this guy in a rico case,.... BY HIMSELF!" 😂😂
@Lifewithniya368516 күн бұрын
That part hasn't resonated with a lot of people. He's basically saying that this case doesn't make any sense.
@evolvingalwaysproductions16 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😅Love you Dave
@evolvingalwaysproductions16 күн бұрын
@Lifewithniya3685exactly but also apparently they consider it organized crime because he did have help … supposedly. He is innocent until proven guilty.
@Evil.Turkey16 күн бұрын
Who’s Rico??
@ahmed.himmat16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂@@Evil.Turkey
@jeremywalker6668 күн бұрын
Dave is a absolute legend! Nobody can compete with this mans humor. 😂
@krazy20947 күн бұрын
Ummm Richard Pryor & Dave Allen 🥃 just to name a few
@Bonez0r7 күн бұрын
@@krazy2094 I think he meant nobody alive. Dave's style of comedy isn't really my kind of thing anyway. And since we're naming dead comedians, I'm adding Norm Macdonald to the list, he's the GOAT IMO. If we're talking about living comedians I like Brian Regan.
@mikemccoy97057 күн бұрын
The only comedian who came close to Dave and some would argue maybe even surpass him would be Richard Pryor RIP, IMO.
@dmoore85957 күн бұрын
I think Chris Rock can.😊❤
@originalkingalpha51166 күн бұрын
@@mikemccoy9705 Richard Pryor is overrated. Dave Chappelle is much, much better; and his match would be the late, great, Bernie Mac.✌🏽💯
@MySplatterhouse8 күн бұрын
Man Dave is one of the G.O.A.T.🤣🤣
@karlastrickland16542 күн бұрын
This is Dave: Genius Comedy!😅
@monicaharris708810 күн бұрын
Dave is the true king of comedy!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Mr.Johnson-10319 күн бұрын
My dude still got it 😂🤣😂🤣😭👌💯
@duanedougherty319720 күн бұрын
"Oh, my, God... I'm ugly!" Perfect delivery!
@wonderlust621718 күн бұрын
“They got this guy on a RICO case by himself ” then 😒😒😒 hilarious!!
@RattlinBones-y8b16 күн бұрын
And talk about call-back... Hell, he told the first part of that joke YEARS ago.
@RattlinBones-y8b16 күн бұрын
"When you're good looking, everybody tells you. But when you're ugly... you gotta find out that sh!t by yourself".
@naijaplayer16 күн бұрын
@@RattlinBones-y8b oooh that's a very real quote, saving that
@662Piru15 күн бұрын
@@RattlinBones-y8bhe’s basically saying only beautiful people got invited to the orgies. The ugly people were upset for not getting invited
@_2LiveQ14 күн бұрын
Dave has the most perfect timing and delivery in history 💯
@sclmplsoulstar3 күн бұрын
FACT 🤞🏾
@sitkicantoraman17 күн бұрын
"They got this man in a RICO case by himself!" Funny, and thought provoking...
@leedza16 күн бұрын
Dave hasn't made me laugh in a while. But he got me on that one.
@662Piru15 күн бұрын
Very thought provoking. Makes the government seem evil and overreaching
@neverwrong554415 күн бұрын
Rico case?
@billbill609414 күн бұрын
What thought was provoked?
@662Piru14 күн бұрын
@@billbill6094 the thought that the US government is unfairly targeting Sean Combs
@davidbihlear53619 күн бұрын
Love this man, funniest man alive and isn't afraid of making jokes
@tpp54017 күн бұрын
I said 'Oh My Gawd,.... I'm Ugly" "That's a tough way to find out"
@evolvingalwaysproductions16 күн бұрын
lol 😂
@Horus17515 күн бұрын
"I used to think being hit on by a gay man would be the worst thing... turns out it's not. You know what's way worse than that? 300 gay men on Ecstasy NOT hitting on you!" - Ralphie May (RIP)
@LouBettino15 күн бұрын
I was wondering what he said thanks
@MaryWhite-z1k15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@nicolebrown598714 күн бұрын
When he said that, I thought “No! Jay Z is ugly! Don’t do it Dave”
@gathogomwangi635412 күн бұрын
He cooks,Delivers and eats it too. 🐐🎉
@Aratakenn11 күн бұрын
He's a chef?
@kittycat822211 күн бұрын
Every time!!!! Still reminiscing on his skit with Wayne Brady😂.
@angien54319 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 He’s the best 🎉so funny im ugly lol 😂
@nomobelly7 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂@@Aratakenn
@Redrum20087 күн бұрын
Dave is LEGENDARY!!😅😅😅
@uniqsolseer16 күн бұрын
You could hear a pin drop leading up to the landing of that joke. Everyone was in suspense. Now that’s how you command a crowd
@shagrimm14 күн бұрын
Spot on! It's amazing the things that fly straight over my head, but that is very insightful and I really got a lot out of watching it again with that in mind. You're 100% right!
@linwu870110 күн бұрын
How cringe to speak how u speak and try to be an analizer for everything, everyone knows ur not intelligent stfu and sit down.
@gambaskeputih30279 күн бұрын
you're right. he owned the crowd.
@targaryangirlalways56346 күн бұрын
Well said
@SamVimes6262 сағат бұрын
A master wordsmith plying his craft ❤
@cliffordfernandez352414 күн бұрын
He’s the best joke teller Bc he builds up to it N u never see it coming
@GeraldDawkins-f1p12 күн бұрын
🎉
@sharonalexander41289 күн бұрын
ABSOLUTELY ‼️🤣🖤👍🏽
@DreamMajorTarot44449 күн бұрын
Never everrrr see it 😂😂😂😮 👀 til its time ✅⏱️😂
@sclmplsoulstar3 күн бұрын
You never see it coming... 🤞🏾 🇿🇦
@natashaalicia2.08 күн бұрын
He's such an intelligent comedian 😄
@SkinnyEatWorld953 күн бұрын
He's one of the funniest people I've ever seen and I understand why people get offended by his humor, but few people can make you laugh for an hour or two straight😂
@peter-ek3uhКүн бұрын
Carlin comes to mind!🎉
@bobbyw15109 күн бұрын
He had me crying😂too funny!!!
@debbie480811 күн бұрын
You ARE NOT UGLY 🙏
@johnnysangel04136 күн бұрын
Not ugly. Funny and real.
@vinnynova748515 күн бұрын
His delivery is always 👌🏿 on point 👉🏿 👈
@RattlinBones-y8b16 күн бұрын
Dave Chappelle is the man.
@al747516 күн бұрын
GOAT
@robertrichardson992314 күн бұрын
🤦🏻♂️They brought him back when Trump 1st got elected. They have brought him back for the Diddy case to run interference with public opinion. Trumps 2nd win, right before he's sworn in he hosts SNL, literally makes a joke about being sad for not being invited to a rape party because all the "Cool People" go. He did a while ago show where he hinted at Katt William's being a snitch. "What kind of nigga, fucks up another nigga's paper by TELLING on another nigga?" His exact words. If you feel like defending him after, just reverse the races and pretent he's talking about Epstein then that will hit a nerve. But he's a Jew so he's also on the "Protected Species" list. I think it's weird how y'all will defend Diddy raping you or R. Kelly pissing on you but call a white guy a rapist or a predator if they don't wanna put up with American wemon and travel oversea's to find a woman for consensual sex.
@billstacks98508 күн бұрын
Diddy got the 1st ever FREAKO Case😂😂
@GenetAbate-ed7gh6 күн бұрын
He is so funny I love his sense of humor.😂
@elizabethannbender173513 күн бұрын
BEST SNL MONOLOGUE EVER 😂😅😂😅
@tomasfelix3310 күн бұрын
Dave Chappelle, you're a blast!! 😂😂
@en2ta82715 күн бұрын
Dave is a genius… the whole monologue was just brilliant!!
@nawdude429212 күн бұрын
This was probably the best SNL opening monologue ever 😂
@GaryCooper-o6j11 күн бұрын
I ONLY HAD A glimpse ❤❤❤
@sclmplsoulstar3 күн бұрын
What's the name of the show
@kalibudlakou8 күн бұрын
Oh my gosh I’m ugly 😂😂😂😂 it’s okay Dave continue to be ugly and free
@ShopTunes9999 күн бұрын
Dave could just read the phone book and I’d laugh, what a national treasure ❤
@andyman544616 күн бұрын
Just Dave saying, "he's in an enormous amount of trouble," did it for me.
@PandaAmanda-b5p14 күн бұрын
Me too. One sentence skillfully Said by Dave is like 100 from a normal person IMHO. 😂
@skrillztheentourage13 күн бұрын
Right idk that shit took me out 😂
@candyk785115 күн бұрын
This man Dave Chappelle is a masterful intelligent comic, not many comedians wears this crown, Richard Prior, George Carlin, Patrice Oneil, to name a few, most others fall in being a great comedian or a good comedian but when you talking about an intelligent comedian, you are at another level, Dave is in that league, period.‼️
@carllonehall736013 күн бұрын
Na, Dave- above another level
@gregbey92376 күн бұрын
@carllonehall7360 Dave on George Carlin level now, u gotta be a funny mfer to tell the truth and just have people laugh at that. Dave real funnyman 😷
@carllonehall73606 күн бұрын
@@gregbey9237 Gooday man, but I would have ta disagree ' I've never seen what Dave is doing. Just a snicker makes tha crowd roar
@Doomzday83118 сағат бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to funny looking! 😂
@rachelleekstrom8 күн бұрын
LOVE,LOVE, DAVE CHAPPEL!!❤️💛💚I LOVE THE WAY HE TELLS HIS JOKES, I'LL GET HIS VOICE STUCK IN MY HEAD SOMETIMES!!😂😂😅😊🤣
@KenIbenduova11 күн бұрын
"Rico case, by himself"... 😂😂😂 He's not by himself, he's just the only one behind bars.
@tonicaffierro25496 күн бұрын
What is the rico case? I don't get the joke. Can you please fill me in?
@buckcrowell891618 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i don't even know how he can be in a Rico case by himself. That's a real head scratcher..
@662Piru15 күн бұрын
US Government lying on people as usual
@JamesBondEsq.15 күн бұрын
It's a joke, fam. By definition, it's not possible to be charged with a RICO crime if you're the sole participant in the crime.
@willd780915 күн бұрын
I think he basically saying he snitched on himself, maybe??
@662Piru15 күн бұрын
@ I hear you man. I thought the same. But I looked it up, and I’m the last 30 years, there’s been about 3 cases where guys have been charge in a RICO by themselves. But those cases usually involve fraud and ponzi like schemes. But it’s telling how much of a witch-hunt this is against Combs. The fact that they’re alleging he was a criminal mastermind, but they have no one else in custody. Makes the whole case look bogus
@mr.q616213 күн бұрын
But he is charged with RICO... (racketeering/sex trafficking/prostitution) are the chargers....what you got to say now?@@JamesBondEsq.
@sharonalexander41289 күн бұрын
LOL‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖤👍🏽 HE WAS THE SMART ONE‼️ ALWAYS ‼️🤣🤣🤣🖤👍🏽
@dominiquesegundo439215 күн бұрын
Omg im ugly 😂 no you're not❤ but hilarious
@JeffreyCrews939 күн бұрын
This guy's delivery system is undefeated
@sclmplsoulstar3 күн бұрын
True 🤞🏾🇿🇦
@johnwilliams-bey870715 күн бұрын
DAVE is a BEAST
@alicingoez16 күн бұрын
Beauty of your soul, Dave Chapelle 🙏🏻
@davidfortuin414616 күн бұрын
Dave cerebral, as always, with his jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@findingkelly13 күн бұрын
He really is. Just outstanding.
@marcoronigootz913812 күн бұрын
The BEST story teller ever! He will literally connect something together that he mentioned 30 minutes ago and the whole thing made sense even without the ending. And he's funny!
@miguelhernandez923113 күн бұрын
Only Dave can cover literally any topic and pull out a joke. The G.O.A.T 🐐! Comedian! 😂😂😂. They got him on RiCO by himself. Genius!
@nunontherunnumberone15 күн бұрын
Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that. ❤✌️
@kwamejones197712 күн бұрын
So blessed to see him and Chris Rock live in London !!! ... Story telling, poise and delivery .... Absolute genius ,too funny 😂 🤣 🙌🏿 !!!
@joshuarisker552512 күн бұрын
Lmao classic Dave this is why he was so huge back in the day an is still one of the top 3 of all time
@MantisGaming756889 күн бұрын
Lmao... Dave is smart, stick and Hilarious😂😂😂 I'm ugly😂😂 Rico Case by himself😅😅😅
@t-spray136010 күн бұрын
I never heard of anyone being in a Rico case by themselves 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣
@sheilawilson244618 күн бұрын
Crucial 😂😂😂😂 Dave, you're not ugly, Puff is ugly. We love you, Dave .❤❤❤❤
@662Piru15 күн бұрын
If Puff is so ugly, why did he have so many beautiful women wanting to sleep with him?
@Steve-yr5vi15 күн бұрын
it's a joke and FYI, men have no issue being ugly, by the time we reach Dave's age we understand what we look like has nothing to do with what women find attractive about us.
@alamedealamede847114 күн бұрын
Money $$$. @@662Piru
@NormanPARSON14 күн бұрын
CAUSE HE WAS RICH U DUMMY THAT'S WHY HE HAD SO MANY WOMEN PLUS HE DRUGGED SOME OF THEM SMH @@662Piru
@Lacosanostra69914 күн бұрын
@@662Piru money and power
@Bojeezy10 күн бұрын
Dave always be killing me. 😂
@MysticAire9995 күн бұрын
I love DAVE .. he is handsome now that hes older😂
@DerekEdmonds-e8q16 күн бұрын
Aren't you happy this one passed you by 😂❤💯🙏👀😎
@kevincrier9889 күн бұрын
YO DAVE IS HILARIOUS!!!!! STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL TIME!!! (RICHARD PRYOR, EDDIE MURPHY, REDD FOXX, KATT WILLIAMS, ROBIN HARRIS, BERNIE MAC, LAVELL CRAWFORD, PATRICE O''NEAL) JUST TO NAME A FEW OFF MY TOP 10 LIST!!! I KNOW FUNNY, & THESE ARE SOME OF FUNNIEST BROTHERS EVER!!!! 🤔 🤣😂😅💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯
@eduared-g3f18 күн бұрын
This guy is good as hell 😅
@WhoDat199 күн бұрын
Dave.....you funny as hell my dude. You are beautiful in so many ways....keep on....keeping on 😂
@orlandeuce656718 күн бұрын
HE'S IN A R.I.C.O. CASE WITH HIMSELF😂😂😂😂
@sylvia744715 күн бұрын
That facial expression is going to become a meme 😂
@anthonylee598211 күн бұрын
That facial expression is a DC thing...
@patriciaingraldi471910 күн бұрын
Dave is one smart and talented man! Love him!!
@ramoesgaston10 күн бұрын
This hits different because where have I been ??? Wow tough way to loss. This guy is always the good guy of comedy.
@edyz12798 күн бұрын
Dave😁✌️ Puffy, God be with you🙏
@Darringreer16 күн бұрын
Dave is a class act . 😂
@brownsugar1958ful11 күн бұрын
HES THE BEST EVER ❤ LOVE HIM
@brandonbaty22915 күн бұрын
This phrase gets thrown around a lot, but Dave is a national treasure. Protect this man at all costs.
@pitbullsensei17912 күн бұрын
Dave,Chris Rock and Eddie Griffin are so funny.and we where fortunate enough to see all 3 of them.good era❤
@barnabysmith52758 күн бұрын
Your beautiful Dave
@rosaliegoudy4729 күн бұрын
Love You Dave ❤ Too Funny 😂😂😂😂
@brandonlordbaltimore518214 күн бұрын
Dave Chappelle is real & the greatest. He just keeps getting better with age, truly. Really mastering his craft.
@Denvercoder16 күн бұрын
Dave will go down as the funniest comedian of all time. Change my mind.
@greatBLT15 күн бұрын
Hey, man. Change your mind.
@AdrianPerez-hk4ym10 күн бұрын
He’s up there with B Mack and G Carlen but hard to pick 1
@krisweaver75243 күн бұрын
How old are you? Prime Eddie Murphy was in a league by himself. It really isn't even close. Dave Chappelle is certainly great. He doesn't have the resume of Eddie Murphy. Google his film credits. Those 80's movies are some of the best comedy films of all time. His stand-up routines were events. "Raw, Delirious."
@krisweaver75243 күн бұрын
@@AdrianPerez-hk4ym Not hard at all: Eddie Murphy. Compare the resume of Bernie Mac with Eddie Murphy.
@originalkingalpha51163 күн бұрын
@@AdrianPerez-hk4ym I agree! George Carlin was a BEAST; and Bernie was out of this WORLD funny! 🤣🤣🤣
@nhlakamolefe1235 күн бұрын
Dave is a legend. Proof, that being true wil save u.
@herchannel135516 күн бұрын
I'm Ugly......my Gawd😂
@cwbyjnkies7 күн бұрын
Dave is adorable! He always has been! Lol
@sircdrom12 күн бұрын
Dave's probably the best comedian on the planet. Love this guy!
@ShannonK-o6k9 күн бұрын
❤U Mr. Chapelle !!!!
@lucia689910 күн бұрын
Love DC 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@miguelcedeno629716 күн бұрын
I was waiting for dave's opinion about puffy's case 😂
@YaNeK928 күн бұрын
Crazy irony how in this case a man's "ugly looks" could save him from pretty grim jail time 😂
@rustyshackleford252518 күн бұрын
Dayuum! This why Chappelle 's is the greatest of all time
@seanoleary197917 күн бұрын
...I don't know about THAT! He's good though.
@RattlinBones-y8b16 күн бұрын
@@seanoleary1979 Oh, I do. Chappelle is a bad ass!
@seanoleary197916 күн бұрын
@ He's.... OK. Bill Burr is better! Eddie Murphy is better. Buddy Hackett is KING! (47 years in Vegas!)
@RattlinBones-y8b16 күн бұрын
@@seanoleary1979 Disagree strongly.
@RattlinBones-y8b16 күн бұрын
@ Buddy Hackett?? If ewe think "I just flew in and boy my arms are tired" is fresh, that's on you.
@Susana.Cervantes16 күн бұрын
He’s just too funny!!! It should be illegal to be so good… 😈😂 He’s funny because he’s right😆😂🤣
@dotaremonify15 күн бұрын
so you said my man is UGLY? FOR REAL?
@Susana.Cervantes15 күн бұрын
@dotaremonify 😁😅😂🤣 🤓🤗
@SheilaAmos6310 күн бұрын
He's so Good and Funny . 😅😅😅😂
@tiffanyfreeman319315 күн бұрын
They knew you wouldn’t be down with the shenanigans. Probably would be making jokes about it all.
@spokoman2314 күн бұрын
Or that's the perfect tactic to make people think he wasn't. Not sying he was, but if he was that would be a great move. Especially since he can deliver this without sounding sus.
@lynetteschenck43116 күн бұрын
I love me some Dave Chappelle ❤
@BTBNeverLoseAgain7777 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Jesus Is King & we Praise Him 4 Justice!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥U Dave Chappelle & Grateful Ur 1 of the good guys! God bless U.
@ChrisRoten-fc8dz13 күн бұрын
Every one has to love David
@kimmccabe142213 күн бұрын
Lets get him anyway we can. Love Dave❤
@morganwilson87178 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 i can't stop watching it 😂😂😂
@TeleologicalConsistency16 күн бұрын
This guy's a genius.
@scottbarker34099 күн бұрын
I haven't laughed this much for a long time
@khalikat947110 күн бұрын
Damn Dave we both been not invited to those parties, we definitely ugly oh my😂😂😂😂
@tessijohnson783210 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂I love Dave Chappelle!!
@dereckwarren627615 күн бұрын
😂😂😂Great punch line.
@recieve.believe334410 күн бұрын
Skeet, skeet, skeet!😂😂😂😂 - Chappelle Show.
@kristabradshaw836718 күн бұрын
BEST JOKE EVER!!!
@veralester47886 күн бұрын
My man!!!!❤❤❤
@adamdrozdowski778617 күн бұрын
I love you Dave Chapelle!
@Star-Lord-x1k11 күн бұрын
😂😂 Gotta love Chapelle
@djshad188511 күн бұрын
This version of Chappelle should know all about what trouble Combs is in. He knows what happened to the original Dave.
@brandonfernstrom525910 күн бұрын
Greatest comedian ever!
@Gggg-cq1ih11 күн бұрын
He went too
@GhouletteNan8 күн бұрын
I love Dave Chappelle!!!
@leestreet162718 күн бұрын
Dave gave us the truth without saying it. RICO (BY YOURSELF)???
@TLPtransformlives16 күн бұрын
Soooo much truth in that statement. Like Epstein - how is there NO ONE ELSE- like No one??! Not even a driver 😅- by himself??!
@662Piru15 күн бұрын
@@TLPtransformlivesit’s a set up
@sylvia744715 күн бұрын
@@TLPtransformlivesright!! Inquiring minds want to know 🤔???