Why Do BuzzFeed Quizzes Still Exist?

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[@jarvis]

turn round & be proud

[@IDK-nh5um]

Jarvis Johnson congratulations on 900k!

[@eatmor_3409]

last time I was this early the beans were being roasted

[@cutekittycatgacha7039]

Poop

[@js1.987]

I’m so happy to eat today!

[@hunnahunnahunnas]

Poop is my favorite

[@keithbennett5623]

I used buzzfeed as a young child to figure out if I was gay

[@sageisnotaplant99]

Keith Bennett were you?

[@heww5682]

Sage V judging by his pfp he probably is

[@nra3zehuti781]

@@heww5682 lol EVERYONE has something for Rick astley to

[@queer-ios3155]

Same but the first 3 questions were literally 'how attracted to members of the opposite gender are you REALLY?'

[@teehee6372]

did you figure it out

[@AyrtonTwigg]

The quizzes aren’t pointless. They gather personal information about you for targeted ads.

[@RebeccaGomezToronto]

MINDBLOWN

[@linasayshush]

OOOOOOOOOOooooohhhh

[@BramLastname]

But Google already knows I'm obsessed with poo... Mostly because I watched the full Azoth University series on poo, When they first came out And multiple times afterwards... I'm a pathetic human being... But at least I know that maroon is one of the most dangerous poop colours.

[@nonagonguy6121]

It’s still pointless then

[@meulware]

@@BramLastname my mannnn

[@jamesrehan9969]

Buzzfeed quiz: Will guess you age with frightening *accuracy* Result: 30-80

[@theclockman]

Are you real Donald Trump? *I was waiting so long for this joke*

[@Jocelyn12700]

ginger man no, Donald Trump is just a festive lie that parents tell their kids. truth is, Trump was your parents all along. I hate to break it to ya, but anyone over the age of 8 who still believes in Donald Trump is living in a fantasy.

[@theclockman]

@@Jocelyn12700 Obama wasn't real neither

[@jamesrehan9969]

That’s true.

[@YogoBites]

Jocelyn Hill so is the Midwest we don’t exist at all we are a Fever dream within an acid trip

[@themlgenius124_2]

"Yoo bro I'm on the toilet, can't stop taking a shit" _"Dude that sucks you got food poisoning or something?"_ "Nah man I'm just *addicted.* "

[@annulizbeth]

me too dude I'm literally on the toilet.

[@ironman-uc7ek]

"This quiz will show you how smart you are". "If you clicked this quiz ,this already shows us that you are not that smart".

[@sanjanabhattacharya5513]

You're giving them ideas!

[@homeleipa5932]

@@sanjanabhattacharya5513 I'm dying😂

[@megara83]

wowie

[@alyicot]

bruh u died?

[@skapadabna]

Elina Rotsten thats not even that funny, just enough to smile go like "Heh"

[@luxuscarnage4828]

These questions will determine if you will be accepted into a vampire gang. Question 1: What's the password?

[@GabriellaMoo]

My wifi password is swimmingduck600

[@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers]

My WiFi password is TheLetterBee

[@yeminine348]

Password

[@GabriellaMoo]

Im sick how about you

[@renaejacoba5558]

coolvampire

[@rynwinget2267]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Buzzfeed: We can tell if you prefer your napkins crunchy or ice cream flavored based on how often you neglect your hygiene

[@beepbeepbananas]

So random lol

[@fox_kingofpancakes]

i know this comment is rly old but this made me laugh so fucking hard LMFAO 😭🤣💀

[@Lex_Quinn]

The results will surprise you

[@ImperiumRomanum476]

​@@Lex_Quinn Because neither are answers you can get

[@itslorn4400]

IF YOU FIND A POO IN YOUR TOILET RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

[@caseycat7481]

I mean... if you haven't been home all day and you live alone.....

[@moondrop784]

@@caseycat7481 what if you had somehow forgotten to flush and then forgot that you forgot

[@carrots6071]

lmaoooo

[@lophiii]

wholesome and positive? woooooshh

[@gdharmie4392]

It's Lorn at 3 am

[@numberoneweezerfan3000]

pick your favorite song and we'll tell you if your dad left when you were six and a half while your mom begged him to stay

[@hamitlonfx9009]

That actually happens to me and my favorite song is blues wade shoes

[@NoName-ld7gg]

_I’m still waiting for the milk_

[@catherine7144]

I love your Chiaki pfp. (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[@davestriderlovemail4305]

omg this happened wow my favorite songs sunday best by you love her coz she's dead

[@Crumplxx]

Awfully specific... You ok?

[@lauramccann18]

You should make a video about weird Getty Images LMAO

[@ConnorTheClaymore]

Laura McCann I am reply number 1Sub to everyone in this chat including me but definitely Jarvis Johnson

[@littlethumbtack15yearsago77]

Young Lxgend Dude. Stop begging for subscribers in comment sections

[@kudamo]

Young Lxgend Stop self promoting

[@TheAp397]

cool

[@ChuChu.id0l]

Yess

[@ChefSporty]

This two question quiz will guess your zodiac sign with frightening accuracy: 1. What’s your credit card number? 2. What’s your social security number?

[@bowielolz]

1. AAAAAAAAAAAA 2. AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@arthurthemikyu1586]

3. What are the funny numbers in the back of the card?

[@conceitedsloth9882]

@@bowielolz definitely a capricorn

[@bowielolz]

@@conceitedsloth9882 imma virgo lmao

[@conceitedsloth9882]

@@bowielolz close enough ☝️

[@Nick-ty9vy]

This one question quiz will guess your age with frightening accuracy. Q1: how old are you?

[@Sebastian-gg7jt]

Yes

[@toby4784]

78

[@qtpie1113]

I transcend age.

[@Sapphire_Sugar]

False

[@aero4277]

69

[@blouselateen]

No one: Absolutely nobody: Buzzfeed quizzes: Pick a hamster in every color and we’ll tell you which Harry Potter extra is your dad!

[@pingnixon-hermansen5046]

I will be grateful to you later tonight or tomorrow morning to see what I need anime education I need anime is a

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

I hope I get ministry worker 23!

[@oliviag790]

😄😄😄

[@dio44492]

Pick a new type of Pokémon and we will tell you which Harry Potter character has the big gay for you!

[@zingerific8209]

Can this meme die already? It’s not even grammatically correct

[@bloxyyt]

How old are you - quiz. 1. Divide your age by 1.

[@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva]

And then multiply that by 1

[@bloxyyt]

lol how did u find this comment i dont even remember making it XD

[@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva]

i have the force

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Age calculator! X= age (X/2 + 100)*2+X-X-100= Your age!!

[@drouzicz]

@@eddykidplayzyt am i stupid cuz now im 90

[@Sofia-yo3rp]

How old are you Q1 what’s your favorite food Q2 what year were you born

[@privatechan23]

Conr Dogs 2019

[@Mycroch]

What does question 2 got to do with how old iam

[@hatcellucard599]

Q1: Muffins Q2 Age 736

[@bigtony7763]

@Kimberly Hxughes are you a fellow 12 year old, good sir?

[@user-yg4en5mv2j]

Q1 poo Q2 2021

[@grupsy8115]

I have a PhD in: •Biochemistry •Chemical Engineering •Anthropology •Telling what state you live in based on the candy you eat •Neuroscience

[@joshbennett7439]

Hershey’s answer

[@plz__leave___4248]

SwT_ Shubi Royale that’s hot

[@TheRealATGYT]

Josh Bennett Idk but if you have the brain of me I would assume you live in Pennsylvania.

[@bilalstyler98]

M&m's, Skittles, Haribo, Hanuta, Knoppers, Milka, Kraš, Schogetten, Toffifee and Smarties. So where am I from?

[@psycheaow]

k l o p p s Whatever state Willy Wonks lives in.

[@immatureaudiencesonly7778]

Imagine if exams were like buzzfeed quizzes: Name the powerhouse of the cell and we'll tell you what school supplies you should go shopping for.

[@slytherinbabe3492]

Mitochondria

[@shadowflame5442]

Slytherin Babe up you should buy pens the

[@ssnowypug]

Immature Audiences Only the potato is the powerhouse of the cell

[@immatureaudiencesonly7778]

@@ssnowypug A+

[@immatureaudiencesonly7778]

@@slytherinbabe3492 F

[@MathStar100]

"Why do they have a stock photo of a man in business attire holding his head on a toilet?". All I could think was "grad school, post thesis defense" related topics

[@Undivided-X]

How did it go

[@rgreen5010]

"Why are you worried about You-Know-Who? You should be worried about U-No-Poo The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation" -Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

I'm surprised jk Rowling wrote two amazing Characters such as Fred and George when she seems to lack all emotion in real life

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Uh yeah the sign was made by the Weasley twins and it's there because that's the Weasley wizards wheezes part of the book where there posters are the only color in diagon alley

[@maygel]

Molly Weasley is shook

[@bowielolz]

If you think about it JK Rowling has SO many OC’s

[@boxim07]

@@bowielolz ummm .......... yeah ............ that's kinda how books _work_

[@proofhow1879]

Nobody: Buzzfeed: Make a sandwich and we'll tell how long you can survive in a freezer

[@lrodshrek6086]

Big Smoke cringe meme

[@superblackhole9]

I mean, that's a pretty important thing to know if you're a nerd or theater kid in East High 💁

[@wendyoyo]

Don't give them ideas lmao

[@NTNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNT]

Next week on buzzfeed.com:

[@bekahg4489]

Valuable information to know

[@freyagreen9717]

Ok, as a Brit I solemnly swear I will always greet people with “how are you? I’ve just done a poo”

[@shutup7768]

Freya Green Oh, Jarvis what have you started

[@ccgsux]

i solemnly swear i am up to no good-

[@chernobylradiation8955]

Same

[@bart43man]

Sans is this what you watch in your spare time? Good job lazy bones xD

[@drakefrom2011]

@@bart43man stfu Daniel

[@ruinpowder]

i still think my favorite buzzfeed quiz is “build a sandwich and we’ll tell you which phineas and ferb character hates you” i didnt actually take the quiz but the title haunts me to this day

[@oliverrose668]

Damn it’s so brave of Jarvis to come out and say he’s not a poo-lover but it is also inherently very gamerphobic 😔👊

[@VegaPeverell]

i like licking my intestines while being shoved out of my brothers funeral

[@starflash7076]

@@VegaPeverell what

[@VegaPeverell]

Buthyna Alzoubi what

[@C2K_Chuufis]

@@VegaPeverell wait whAt?!

[@VegaPeverell]

@@C2K_Chuufis hm?

[@whydaydreamer]

“No f***ing way I know every cheese!” - Jarvis, 2019

[@LazyLoonz]

Well he said it in a way that someone else said that...

[@neophantomyt1435]

Coins With Why Daydreamer that was so funny. Jarvis is so funny.

[@foopthehoop3103]

No chad mc Jim said that

[@poor_tako]

but that was supposed to be with a comma : "No fucking way , I know every cheese!"

[@AdallynD]

_But he doesn't eat cheese that was roasted in March..._

[@painfulenlightenment8508]

BuzzFeed Quiz: What Number Are You In The Alphabet?

[@tyler8329]

Once on a buzzfeed quiz which would "find out" what age I am. and I got 55....

[@_catzee]

Yes! I'm 漢!

[@GDNachoo]

you're john F kennedy!

[@nkotknot6877]

@@tyler8329 k

[@doyoufart1334]

green

[@Styxintheriver]

“How is your digestive health?” Me, who has stomach flu: I’m SO glad you asked-

[@macronusptilosus]

my friend did once say "i need to take a SHET" really loud at 3am and sprint out the room while me and the rest of my friends erupted into laughter and didn't fully stop til he was back

[@psycheaow]

We can tell you if your coffee was brewed in March depending on how you changed the stain into a country

[@PQAisha]

This was a good one

[@spaghettiman35]

Best comment

[@theimplications635]

Gold^^^

[@agentepic7218]

Nobody: Buzzfeed: Answer these 20 questions and we'll find out if you will survive the alien invasion on only a jar and a lighter

[@lrodshrek6086]

Teal Fox shitty meme

[@Obama243]

Lrod Shrek Shut up you liked your own comment.

[@lrodshrek6086]

Starrsiege Big retar actually I didn’t but after you reminded me to I did

[@Obama243]

Lrod Shrek That’s sad

[@froggo1405]

“Give us your favorite Disney character we’ll give your *exact* home address!”

[@hny_hannie]

Buzzfeed quizzes be like: WE WILL GUESS YOUR AGE ACCURATELY AND SPECIFICALLY Result: your age is... 0-1000 !!! Did we get it right????

[@BramLastname]

No, I'm 7885 days old, You're really bad at this ya'know?

[@fly6538]

Actually I'm a fetus, idiots

[@wryyyboiii1916]

Last time I was early was when the coffee beans were freshly roasted

[@Evosti]

Lmao

[@MagicalGirlFia]

IN MARCH??

[@PQAisha]

Aw man Mine was in april

[@epiczombieslayer4444]

PrincessQueen Aisha begone

[@courtnrysalamone7677]

Same bro

[@ye6942]

A guy named Jarvis Johnson came into my work today, but his teeth had a gap so I knew it wasn’t you.

[@LazyLoonz]

@MeleeBro yes

[@samanthaknodel481]

I did the "Plan A Movie Night And We'll Guess Your Age With Frightening Accuracy" Just for a laugh and It guessed I was 40... I'm 14.

[@LilPigeon11008]

"How stranger can things get?" Comedy Gold.

[@delia2988]

Nobody: BuzzFeed quizzes: if you answer these 11 questions we will tell you with potato chip flavor you are

[@cherrisoda892]

The Savage Psyduck the sad thing is I would take that quiz

[@PQAisha]

Putting nobody in a joke doesn't make it funnier

[@delia2988]

PrincessQueen Aisha it’s a meme format

[@artquest_]

@@PQAisha Dude it's a meme

[@thorntails]

@@PQAisha Exactly

[@memeing_oflife]

“Entertainment, that’s my middle name” -Charles Entertainment “Chuck E Cheese” Cheese 2019

[@floatingpyro2050]

The name's Cheese. Charles entertainment Cheese

[@JKHERPS]

Memeing of Life I would like but u r at 420 likes

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

9:27 *GAAAAASSP* Jarvis just swore!! I guess you could say... He has a bit of a pottymouth! Eh? Eh? Ok I’ll leave.

[@gamehive8025]

Yeah stop

[@superstellarhere]

ignore these other replies and come back please that was gold

[@bitnewt]

"How are you? I've just done a poo." Probably the most I've laughed in a long time.

[@FilippideGaia]

My digestive health is just fine , thanks for asking 👍

[@xdjhfci841]

....Nice

[@night2957]

Damn it I came 18 hours too late and I all ready wrote the comment

[@FilippideGaia]

@@night2957 it's fine dude

[@steakfries__]

dear friend, my digestive health is doing well. i do indeed poop 3-21 times a week. thank you for checking up on me. sincerely, a healthy pooper

[@meme-gn3nc]

Woww

[@chnhakk]

Incredible

[@potatobug5136]

Nice.

[@BenjiM514]

Diego’s Channel pun intended?

[@noobcreator776]

@Diego’s Channel I see what you did therrre

[@iiitsRachel]

The way Jarvis said "are they British?" makes Britons seem like a mythical race that only exists in fantasy novels

[@qtpie1113]

My digestive health is questionable... My food likes to come out both ends (not simultaneously) quite often. Thanks for asking, Jarvis! :)

[@niraishere771]

I’m sorry but I kind of giggled at the (not simultaneously) part

[@fzocietycows4884]

Buzzfeed’s next quiz: “Make a KZbin Video About Our Quizzes and We’ll Tell You What Your Cat’s Credit Score is”

[@jqkeys8989]

I bet we can guess you social security number. Its frighteningly accurate.

[@Serene-Shell]

XD

[@terracottateeth8246]

Um actually you got it wrong it’s 696969123455

[@rynwinget2267]

"did we get it right? tell us what it actually is in the comments!"

[@whyhellothere6855]

Question one: What is your social security number?

[@s4di.3]

Just give us your credit card number and the 3 wacky digits on the back!

[@hannahmilby4870]

Watching him shop Victoria’s Secret was the greatest thing ever

[@sxm1356]

8:35 i’m british and i thought this would be a (not in this context) normal thing to say 😂😂😂 like ‘i just done my work’ or something what do you guys say 😂😂

[@sheppee5608]

🤣

[@okrrecords6552]

No company could possibly be more toxic and confusing than buzzfeed. Thank god theyre on their way out.

[@demoniktusk758]

@Luke Henderson what did nestle do?

[@catsplat1272]

DemoNik Tusk Infant formula scandal

[@gibuttersnaps2538]

DemoNik Tusk they don’t think water is a basic human necessity and right

[@demoniktusk758]

@The Random Reign of Vanilla Jesus fucking christ

[@peterzingler6221]

@@demoniktusk758 also volvic steels water from people and Dr Oetker invests in war

[@Xblackjckqueen]

buzzfeed quizzes are my guilty pleasures like idk sometimes i just wanna know what brand of toaster i am😔✊🏾

[@gdharmie4392]

idlesnct same

[@legallypumpkin]

I love how uncomfortable Jarvis looks upon realizing he can buy these stock photos of poo

[@isha7598]

"Hi, I'm Charles Entertainment Cheese! Nice to meet you!"

[@Subscriberswithnovideosc-wv3me]

Petition for Danny Gonzalez and Jarvis Johnson to make a video together.

[@wtfismarydoing7978]

Don't forget Drew Gooden

[@andrearupe6035]

Invite Kurtis Connor Consider petition signed ✌

[@ssnowypug]

10,000 Subscribers with no videos challenge sIgNeD

[@uhlillie]

yes to all of the above 😫

[@macyjachino632]

ｓｉｇｎｅｄ

[@triony2114]

My digestive health is very proper and swell i document all of my cases thank you very much

[@BUTTFART69]

Lol

[@michaelhutchins4698]

Triony. You have a shit journal. If so I’d very much like to see what is written in it.

[@inserthahafunniusername9656]

@@Str4ng3 eyyyy

[@jonaporteunice8499]

I Go Through the 5 Stages Of Death Whenever I dont have a Good *POO*

[@ethanchild617]

i love Jarvis' voice at the beginning. Imagine trying to go to sleep: *I CAN TELL YOU WHO YOUR CRUSH IS DEPENDING ON THE CAKE YOU BAKE*

[@conorhannon3352]

if you take this 15 hour flight we will tell you how many fingers you have

[@chrishansen1842]

I can't click on it. I have no fingers

[@sunnysorrel]

imagine people twenty years later in court like: *"I, while going as the username SKATERSKILLZC00L123 was told, nay, promised by Buzzfeed that I would marry Mariah Carey and I demand my bride!"*

[@pollygotacracker9396]

Just that Hufflepuff lol😂😂😂

[@yasminelias2028]

the fact that you put a HSM reference in this is amazing

[@CentreMetre]

Do you own everything poo themed? Me: well I own my digestive system.

[@JackYTShorts]

Nobody: Buzzfeed: answer these 5 questions to find out what pokemon card you are

[@hitmonchan9607]

Where's the link

[@justcommenting6791]

After no testing at all I can now say I'm a pikachu because who cares about the other ones

[@lrodshrek6086]

10,000 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEOS not funny didn’t laugh

[@justkara2938]

If only these Buzzfeed quizzes were roasted in March.😔

[@Thepersianpopinjay]

I feel like I’m having a follow up with my gastroenterologist

[@lollipop8563]

“How well do you know the office?” Me: I have watched it 12 times does that answer your question?

[@bidoofftw]

I usually dont click on these random videos in my feed but im glad i did. Ive been laughing for 20 minuets over "Charles Entertainment Cheese."

[@jimmi3839]

BidoofFTW “Charles! You must come here at once! The children are begging for the paper that lets them purchase our merchandise!

[@rynwinget2267]

Charles: *Feasting on human flesh* Charles' mom: Care to tell me what you're doing charlie Charles: I'm um, I'm entertaining the kids, I bet they've never seen anything like this before? CM: Chaaaaarles that kills people Charles: Oh oh sorry I um I did not know that CM: Those were our customers, our source of income! They gaved us those green papers!

[@clamdove3292]

i was laughing at that for at least 15 boleros

[@ameliakaiser9295]

*What are you sleeping in?* Jarvis: “I guess I’ll choose this one because it’s like cute yet cozy” 😂😂😂

[@darthvader2994]

Wow it's almost like we watched the same video

[@atherdos4431]

Q? no u

[@salemkitty5786]

11:02 as someone with chrones disease, I’ve had to keep a “food and poop” journal lol

[@mr.noob_gaming8138]

Who doesn't have a poop journal in 2019, WHO even are you Jarvis ? Uh lame Am I right guy's

[@wyattearp585]

*picks most revealing bathing suit* Jarvis: _i guess this one shows off my personality the most_

[@caseycat7481]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........

[@loribuckingham7284]

"roasted in March" Is more of a meme here than a safety hazard.

[@themotogpmaniac4680]

Ah yes the emotionally distressing move of sitting on a toilet with your pants on

[@Callorpor]

Here ye, here ye. I alone shall Partake in the treacherous quest of taking a sh#t. Dear friend Percival, hold the fort while I am away, and if I do not return by the hour, consider yourself the head of the Round Table. My king, I shall bring back a hearty reward for you. If I return, do not patronise me, as I am doing this for you all voluntarily. Sire, I wish you well. Farewell, and may God bless you all!

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

Next Jarvis Video: What's going on with Jarvis's sanity?

[@potatobug5136]

Bruh how's that trial going?

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@potatobug5136 It was really quick, over at the snap of my fingers

[@meganroblee5416]

Jarvis, I live for your intro skits. Please never change. Love, A fellow buzz feed quiz taker

[@Naleksuh]

he also has some in the middle in longer vids

[@blueskyla7978]

“Well I’m pooped.” That was both a silly pun and obviously true with those giant bags under your eyes.

[@sehr.geheim]

Funfact: The intro of this video is exactly the same length as 69 percent of theory of everything in geometry dash

[@pythondrink]

Lol

[@carnivoroussarah]

Dear Jarvis, My digestive health is doing fantastic today! I just had a V8! Thanks for asking, Sarah

[@reannesilaghi6539]

OMG, V8 IS THE BEST!! I'm constantly asking my mom to get me some from Costco, but she never gets me any. -_- IT JUST TASTES SO GOOD!!! And now you have experienced an unwanted response about V8. You are welcome. X3

[@KC-po7xm]

Roses are red, Violets are blue Buzzfeed told me I'm gay What about you?

[@nebula3576]

Bruh

[@lechienjade7946]

Lol same

[@sirwoofy2768]

4:19 the E actually stands for endless suffering

[@cottoncandy2023]

4:30 that scared the shit out of me

[@jptyrannosaurus29gaming73]

Nobody: Absolutelynobody: Buzzfeed:these 20 tips will turn your cat.into a tiger

[@thj6293]

The only tip is. To make you cat listen to 'Hooked on a feeling'

[@caitlinweiss8801]

Help my cat is now a tiger and is hungry for blood

[@thj6293]

@@caitlinweiss8801 😂

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Tip one: Feed it Frosted Flakes.

[@ice9232]

I read Turn your cat Into a cigar

[@andrineslife]

There are so many businessmen in bathrooms in stock photos, I'm surprised we don't see more of these quizzes 😅

[@heinrichkraus7857]

The "mystery picture" is probably just a stressed out business man hiding in the toilet, and not taking a dump himself

[@arandomuser9459]

When I need to use the bathroom (at home) I just say “gotta go gotta go gotta go” until I reach the bathroom. Saw it on a TV show and I’ve been doing it ever since.

[@eldenc4680]

if buzzfeed literally send a whole team to storm Area 51 I will forgive them

[@nagitokomaeda6312]

Nobody: Buzzfeed Quizzes: Tell Us Your Favorite Breeds of Turtles and We'll Guess Your Harry Potter House

[@xdjhfci841]

I can't

[@lrodshrek6086]

OMGPrincessBroadway ! Cringe meme

[@hera8016]

Lrod Shrek i like how you reply to everyone using this meme format with “-insert negative word here- meme” 😔🤟🏻

[@anne-sophie7295]

@@hera8016 ik. Noticed that too. Ignore therr petty selves

[@lrodshrek6086]

hera well it’s hard to tell the difference when every joke is just the same thing over and over again

[@jodipearson567]

The complete confidence and lack of toxic masculinity when doing the Victoria secret quiz is my new favourite thing. Just casually picking the bag that best fits your personality and style is amazing. Not once did you ever feel even slightly concerned about what other people thought about you looking at feminine things and I’m all for it! I love your vids man, even more now!

[@georgiafoster1760]

10:03 that laugh 💟😂

[@unethicalmusic]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly Jarvis Johnson is back

[@noxxon5619]

Nobody: Literally no one: Jarvis: The rumors are true, I don't love poo.

[@sarahbandy9043]

Jarvis: [makes fun of a poop quiz] Also Jarvis: [takes quiz and puts it on youtube while making poop related puns]

[@macosly1]

4:06 is the greatest Jarvis moment I have ever seen.

[@electricjuice.]

Your content has really improved a lot my man, but watching your older videos is still a great experience, even after watching them dozens of times already. Keep up thr good work!

[@andrearupe6035]

I agree 👌 Jarvis has progressed, but old and new are still a delight!

[@ChillWill281]

🥺 I miss his old tech stuff

[@PuppeteerGaming]

BuzzFeed quizzes are like: Insert your credit card information and we'll tell you how many days you have left to live.

[@jvnxiie2441]

Too bad there wasn’t a “Take this quiz and we’ll determine your favorite preference of milk With *BONE CHILLING* accuracy “ a Jarvis would’ve been shaking in his boots

[@alexcooper9412]

Sometimes when I’m with my friends I say “hold up ima take a shit brb” and they say “kk I gotta shit too actually” and I’ll be like “ok”

[@m1ddl3man]

Buzzfeed quizzes that will tell you if your beans are roasted in march

[@blueeyedblondhairedo5879]

No-one: Buzzfeed:would you like another genocide to happen yes or no ?

[@zacharymohammadi]

Nice

[@patchouliknowledge3481]

y e s p l e a s e

[@digitmidget6973]

y e s

[@mandarinablue8438]

Yes. Make it global

[@idkman5740]

Some of this Actually Happened clones are turning their videos into ADS.

[@wokery]

I can't find even find the words to thank you enough for how much you've made me smile. You are probably my favourite youtuber. When I'm feeling down I watch your videos and laugh out loud. You literally make me so so happy and brighten my day. I hope you know how much we all appreciate you. Good look for 1M :)