The Worst Mobile Game Ads On Instagram

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[@jarvis]

only people who make it to level 20 can like this comment

[@TomatoSauc3]

F

[@AsexTwin]

Rip

[@DaylenxKenshin]

Please do a video on episode.

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

HELP ME! PINK COLOUR IS CONTROLLING ME! WHAT IS IT? HOW CAN I REACH IT? WHAT IS LIFE?!?

[@masterprocrastinator213]

rip

[@rydemk4168]

He’s hot! >Sexual Assault > Attempt drowning / murder

[@kitzune2392]

Omg I think I have a crush on him! >Devour their soul >Show true form > -B N E O-

[@devin3537]

Omg he asked me out >throw scissors at him >scream at him until he’s deaf

[@kitzune2392]

@@devin3537 *-Omg he likes me-* > Eat his ears > Pluck out his eyes with tweezers while he's sleeping > Call Greg for him to *CAlL THe PoLIce*

[@devin3537]

@XxPhoenix_DevxX YT 😂😂

[@lucythedachshund6793]

VAGISIL..

[@Momo-zd8vu]

Grandma's dying. >T-pose >Kiss her to find out

[@alexander_yoko]

Hi, Megumin! :)

[@maybe_maybenot2855]

T pose

[@leopardnosepaws]

T-pose is always the right answer

[@yellowbananago]

T-pose

[@mlokgerm]

T-posing sounds kinda incesty, no thank you.

[@sunnrock8585]

Cheaters actually tend to be really bad at polyamory, since they’re usually bad at commitment and respecting the rules of a relationship, both of which are still important in polyamorous relationships. The main difference is that polyamory involves commitment to multiple people, and respecting the rules of multiple relationships.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

+1

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

+1

[@skyisherelol3492]

1+ Wait are we all agreeing to be in a polyamoury relationship? If so, sign me up bby

[@antonizajkowski9698]

@@skyisherelol3492 god i wish

[@butterfly_queen234]

+1

[@RocketShipSquid]

"Your dog is dying." - Hide under the bed - Kiss him to find out - Reach Japan - *BNEO*

[@bonkers124]

Where is the pink color😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@VegaPeverell]

kiss the bed to reach japan to bneo

[@vincharlesyuri]

wtf is a bneo

[@VegaPeverell]

@@vincharlesyuri bneo

[@bonkers124]

@@vincharlesyuri bone

[@cursedcancersurvivor]

"I think he's faking it." > drown him again > Get the pink color

[@sciblastofficial9833]

It's funny because pink color is a reference to the color of the level background not being pink, thus the game teases you by giving a peek at a more "beautiful" color.

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

J Do I choose to rename you JD from Heathers

[@kennedyskastleofficial8211]

*drown him and get the pink color*

[@tallishtomato]

@@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 i was meant to be yours

[@RockinRobyn]

peek a boo we were meant to be one

[@jacksonlundquist6505]

"The baby kicked" 1.)say hello 2.)kick it back

[@lilithnevaeh3586]

Kick it. BAck

[@THY403]

*_kick him back_* golden

[@xsaltyx6602]

I choose kick it back, because why not

[@wandren912]

Haaaaa

[@funnyhaha7861]

Lmaooo

[@monger936]

Teacher : what is inside our body? Students : BONE! That one kid : B N E O

[@alexisventura7191]

*y e s*

[@SIENCERULEZ0-0]

Bneoooow 😩😥😖😌😌💜

[@cidal505]

Just one bone

[@snesjkksdnuesjjsj]

@@cidal505 for amogi,yes.only one bone.

[@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq]

Boen

[@nlmoviefan]

My "favorite" ads are when they show someone playing a game that only a complete moron would lose and they lose

[@mioafox]

That is a trigger for human curiosity. If it looks easy and someone fails at it, you're likely to get the itch to try yourself and do it right.

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

@@mioafox it works too it's extremely annoying because I know what they're doing and it takes so much willpower to not download it just to prove how easy it is

[@mioafox]

@@gummysnacksandknives9229 Absolutely! When they do it with sudokus or crosswords or something similar, I sometimes take screenshots and solve those to appease the urge :D

[@Blockinstaller12]

"There's a Spider on the couch." > Nuke the planet to unlock every weapon. > Kiss it to find out.

[@doodledevore4374]

Both

[@tacomuncher._]

E

[@vivekvangala942]

Kiss it to reach pink color

[@ImFromIowa]

> Give It CPR

[@alli2448]

> flirt with the spider and date it (100000 diamonds)

[@a1yssum]

"You're cheating on me?" -kiss him to find out -reach pink color -join them -score 20 and become legally skilled -harder than you think! -reach Japan -BNEO

[@bearrett_8783]

T pose

[@zhfyn2]

B n e o

[@really._.]

reach bneo

[@nicomom9534]

-score 2 and become legally a pumpkin

[@tacomuncher._]

E

[@captainpotatord6984]

Blind old man: *Breathes* A) DIVORCE B) Kiss him to find out C) *BNEO* *If you got this right your legally a pumpkin*

[@CholaHelloKitty]

I’m not gay so I choose Bneo

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

As a straight man, I have to choose: Bneo

[@softieswirls]

Bneo

[@Kiiouux1]

Bneo

[@kaii315]

**Lemme just kiss him**

[@mushi3120]

Wait until you get “Obey me” and “Shall we date?” games lmao

[@psi9899]

Lmao I'm guilty of liking it though

[@skrrtskrrt2410]

@@psi9899 Don't. There are much more degenerate "dating sims" that border on fetishes that other people play (mostly male cuz y'know... They're the main consumers rn wich is why godbless ShallWeDate even though they're not the best at optimization)

[@skrrtskrrt2410]

@@psi9899 Don't search up "ryonas". Too late reverse psychology has already permeated all throughout your brain and now you must make the ultimate choice of acquiring more knowledge or preserve your sanity.

[@lovesickness1274]

I've heard that Obey me is actually a really good game, but their ads are so trash that I don't want to play it. Even tho I'm a huge fan of otome games

[@casie6609]

Yeah I heard it was good too. I play otome games but not the kind of ones I get ads for, I'll probably try that one though

[@electricdude2504]

"Your husband is about to fall from a boat!" - Save him *(5000 diamonds)* - Hide under the bed - Kiss him to find out - BNEO - Demand a divorce

[@biliminsrlar5752]

*B N E O*

[@izzy-zs6dh]

*B N E O*

[@sikdarshams]

*B N E O*

[@bByxinnOceNz]

*B N E O*

[@hellokitty2552]

*BNEO*

[@lemonaidenagain2697]

Your husband is having a heart attack! - Reach Japan - Reach the pink color

[@alteringattitude7445]

-save him (500000 diamonds)

[@usernamepassword4517]

I wanted to like this but I didn't want to ruin the 69 likes 👌

[@nastyfrogproductions]

reach *B N E O*

[@pringles4368]

Reach pink colour in Japan

[@belle2551]

I can’t reach pink color ;-; :,(

[@ok-bg4vv]

Jarvis being blissfully unaware what the cat emoji means is giving me life

[@xXAcidBathXx]

Wait what does it mean

[@AluminaStar]

@@xXAcidBathXx poosay

[@OwenMooshi]

People didn't use that to mean vagina that much at the time

[@Akrafena]

When I was a little kid 60 years ago, I walked back and forth with my friend to each other's homes. In between our places there was a house with an open garage door. We noticed a ww1 dough boy helmet hanging on the wall. While we were stopped looking an old fellow came out and let us see his helmet and kit. He had a big unit photograph with him in it. He pointed out one of the guys with a long beard and told us, that fellow fought at Gettysburg and was at Appomattox for the surrender. It didn't mean much to a couple of little kids. We were much more interested in the helmet and bayonet.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@AluminaStar No.

[@logan1710]

“They’re like the 5 Minute Crafts of mobile game.” ...5 Minute Games.

[@bonkers124]

*o*

[@malewife6287]

5 minute badads.

[@vivienjerez9629]

Because that's how long it will take before you delete the game

[@logan1710]

Vivien Jerez lol

[@Leftijirox]

It’s not called 5 Minute Games because it takes five minutes to play, no, it’s called that because it takes five minutes to *make the game*

[@justsubbruhbruh8550]

Your dog is dying 1) kiss it to find out 2) sacrifice it to pink colour

[@myribunt5261]

😂🤣😂

[@DomainAspect]

Dumb

[@deereye87]

3) pull your dog into the water 4) save your dog’s life *option 4 costs 42069 diamonds*

[@MM7890]

4) put him in the *forever box*

[@JimmiusCarrelius]

2.

[@WillowWispGaming]

Your boyfriend is drowning! Do you: Save him with your lifeguard skills (1017💎) Laugh (free)

[@brosideon6491]

Alexandra Poblador this has happened many times and I’ve waited for 1 hour to get some diamonds 😳

[@myribunt5261]

This is very accurate. These games are rediculouse

[@PxndaCakes]

@Alexandra Poblador That's why I don't read diamond stories.

[@texasroadhouse3141]

What boyfriend?!

[@texasroadhouse3141]

Here ill save my nonexistent boyfriend... 🤷🏽‍♀️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 Ok whats my next choice??

[@nekoknight4063]

As a choices player, I can say, there is no story where the “twist” is cheating or babies. Like never. That HAPPENS, but not as a main plot point. We all hate these ads too.

[@greta7578]

I play Choices too! I agree that these ads have almost nothing to do with the game. They only make people don't want to play it and that really sucks because it's a great game and I'm sure that a lot of people would like it

[@ultmewtwo]

There is hardy any baby games in choices I really never get why they go with those fake adds the real story's in choices are good

[@olivercharles2930]

@@greta7578 There is no chance this game is great lmao

[@themelnova]

I love choices. It's such a shame their ads suck ass!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.

[@viarafral4926]

A Baby waved at you. What will you do? A: Kidnap the Baby and extort the family out of all of their money. B: Smack the Baby

[@Blakeburgerz]

C: BNEO

[@adettessubs444]

B

[@XieLiansHat]

C: Kiss it to find out

[@p0w3r64]

@@XieLiansHat YOU BEAT ME TO IT

[@XieLiansHat]

@@p0w3r64 😌

[@pacsajj]

Your spouse is passed out on the toilet. What do you do? 1. Pee in their mouth 2. Divorce

[@willschaff3053]

Thank you for leaving a very relatable comment

[@arianat__t]

This is on tik tok

[@trishapaytasfanaccount6057]

1 NUMBER 1

[@pacsajj]

TheRealCook ya, but I got it from Danny Gonzalez

[@jcvrants]

I pick 1 lmao

[@ciricebriar]

Your crush asked you out! Choices: Slap him Put his head in the toilet Kiss him (100,000 diamond's)

[@PieGrip]

Kiss him and pay it! Making good pacifist runs!

[@sailorcandy6633]

This isn’t Witness.

[@basilzoubi1290]

I've literally seen something like this in a real game add

[@rozcos]

What if I don’t have a crush-

[@lolimsooedgy7809]

@@rozcos make your own

[@plushy_doctor2299]

"You can't even plagiarize stick figures convincingly" I have never heard a better insult before, will use.

[@stormsketches9811]

"Cole is next to the edge of the cliff!" > Push him > Pull him away from the cliff (900💎)

[@f.7407]

Bneo

[@colekei8358]

just push me

[@Notcleverenough]

> GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE

[@lard0083]

You buy some new clothes. >Wear them >Blend them >Eat your husband

[@LucyMayhem943]

Three

[@revolvingworld2676]

Thats gross...who the hell blends shoes?

[@mismis3153]

Will it blend?

[@cesarvera2198]

Aral Does Gacha what kind of weird will it blend vore shit is this

[@febrinarahma4963]

@@mismis3153 let's just check it

[@goldfish1249]

Mobile game: "Alright, the dog caught you but now all you have to do is just spell-" Person: *B N E O*

[@maybejai]

It's *O N B E* Everyone knows that!

[@andersensplob9082]

*N O B E*

[@eudaimonia1183]

*O N E B*

[@cryosthesia77k69]

*B E N O*

[@rafi9720]

Goldfish i’m pretty sure it’s *B* *N* *O* *E*

[@avery6665]

Teacher: okay so today we’re going to learn a new word....... Bneo

[@Collin212]

Woah

[@butterfly_queen234]

What does it mean?

[@mikayla_r6016]

Wow! An amazing word, almost a new language

[@TREWAYGANG]

Ty teacher

[@jadenz9882]

Hey Greg, today is another episode of Badads. Shoot wrong channel

[@malewife6287]

Jaden Z lol I feel like Jarvis is a mix of Danny and D’Angelo

[@bun3344]

Lol totally

[@frankeastbrook2530]

As a guy named Greg, this freaked me out

[@annn5700]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

You were supposed to be on Drew's Channel. Edit: I meant Kurtis

[@michaelblakemore3712]

Jarvis: Only 45% of people will make it to level 20. Should I 1. Watch the entire video 2. Swallow my phone whole

[@themyofmy]

swallow ur phone

[@xtout]

Michael Blakemore *1. Reach through the screen and take his floor

[@alicia7712]

2 of course

[@iampandafatty1391]

2 seems like the best option

[@helllinatheuterusstealer6723]

One *OWO*

[@morgan2538]

Waitress: Ok, ma'am, what would you like to drink? Me: May I have the secret menu item? Waitress: Which one? Me: *Bneo*

[@kitzune2392]

Waitress: Okay, Ma'am, what wo- BF: *GeTt aWAy FrOM meH WeIFe* Waitress: I was just g- BF: *GETT AWAY FROM MEH WEIFEEE* GF: Jerry, were not even married.. BF: I was talking about my wife Wayne 80 miles away fr- GF: Omg he cheated on me > Have a threesome > Break neck > Drown him in .1 cm deep water > *-BNEO-*

[@chrishansen1842]

@@kitzune2392 yes.

[@burnforburn]

Iqbal Mala This is what happens when someone comments without watching the video

[@burnforburn]

Iqbal Mala Nice edit my man. For new readers, his original comment said “wat I don’t get it”

[@burnforburn]

And now he deleted it. Damn, I wasn’t even that harsh.

[@heyitsmeskylar6564]

"just a random stranger.. that i brought home for us" are they gonna eat him-

[@SpfishyKilljoy]

That would be a twist

[@davaaldonifaeyza1782]

Me : working at the KFC as a waiter, giving a woman her meal "the woman takes it" Her husband : Get away from my wife!

[@kirayoshikage7035]

"Your boyfriend is making out with another girl" 1) join in 2) kick him

[@ethang.8238]

join him (25 💎)*

[@lovingfullsun_mj4156]

As a bisexual, joim himmmmmmm

[@eboniuwu1054]

Join

[@avamcrae7263]

3) Eat the United States and reach pink colour

[@kirayoshikage7035]

Ju 87 Bomber Stuka hello brudda

[@ohmygodtheywereroommates9137]

Your kid is drowning because you acidentally push him. Options: 1.)oops 2.)opps

[@yellowbananago]

2)opps

[@crabanchor2005]

Uhhhh oops?

[@youdontneedtoknowthis.2031]

3) Oh shot, guess I gotta start planning the funeral XD

[@woomythelasthope8395]

42069) go and get a chair

[@primus0348]

3 OFF

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Actually, Choices’ stories are written by the creative team behind the game itself. It’s actually really good. I would definitely recommend the Endless Summer series.

[@ominouslightning]

Absolutely agree! I love Choices. I personally love Elementalists and Blades of Light and Shadows because I love fantasy lol, but Endless Summers was the first story I started with, and it was really good from what I remember!

[@yoobzie]

Still waiting for blades of light & shadows book 2....

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

​@@yoobzieExactly! That's my favorite one with how unique it is with skills and stuff!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Choices are made my the developers, not random people, and some stories are good. But not all. A lot are about breaking up someone ELSE'S relationship or cheating on someone with multiple people or something, like everything is about you and you can't let others be happy. It's stupid and horrible.

[@themilkmen4023]

The pink color is a mindset , a heavenly choice. Our only purpose is to reach the pink color. the pink colors love the pink color is life

[@yeetyeehaw3625]

Someone bumps into you Options: 1.Shove them into oncoming traffic 2. Have a kid with them

[@LucyMayhem943]

One

[@qtulhoo]

The choose option C.

[@isnatchedyourweavehaha8584]

None I don't want kids

[@yeetyeehaw3625]

@@isnatchedyourweavehaha8584 You don't want to shove someone into on-coming traffic?

[@kelseymoses5152]

3. Divorce

[@chrysanthemum7718]

It would be cool if Jarvis made an entire video on Episode.

[@Lenak_]

If he does a series he could start the video with "on this episode of episode"

[@torrentarrow9097]

Agreed

[@tovenusandback]

tbh the bad srories on there are the ones made by the company fan made stories can be really good you just got to look for the right ones

[@yeahyeah4001]

i want to see him play the game.

[@gharrett3388]

You mean episodes on episodes

[@auspicious8438]

Okay, but why is no one talking about: Louisiane. Nouveau-Mexique U T A H This is truly the peak of comedy

[@marcherwitch9811]

sidebar... i never realised how many 'you'll never get to the pink colour' ads i get... all i can think of is .. did they have a meeting to decide on pink?!

[@enzoleegwater3718]

Me too!!!

[@yaboicheesyboi5255]

Husband: Honey I'm home from work >Stab him in eye with butter knife >Say hi

[@angler3131]

option 3

[@LucyMayhem943]

What’s option three?

[@angler3131]

r/woooosh

[@mary462]

LOL

[@yaboicheesyboi5255]

raccoon I honestly don’t know or thought this would get this many likes

[@oliviagraham8089]

doctor: breathes husband: gEt AwAy FrOm My WiFe

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

Girl: This painting really speaks to me Boyfriend: Is that right?? **turns to painting** Don’t you EVER talk to my girlfriend again-

[@reallybiggoose9153]

Notice the “Legally Japan” in the background. Me: HA! I BEAT IT! I’M LEGALLY JAPA- Husband: *_GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!_*

[@SyrinWarner]

The game: Sudoku The caption: I can’t reach pink color The title: Number Tic Tac Toe The brand: VOODOO

[@grimalice63]

There was an ad on a game, probably one of Vodoo's games, that is still ingrained in my brain. I had seen the visuals of the ad a lot. Explanation: The ad had the same gameplay but just different voice overs that did not match with the gameplay. This voice over started normally where a guy talked about the game but it escalated to his parents kicking him out and he started to exaggerately cry about his life. Then, it ended. I still don't know what happened or why the f@#k it did happen.

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

This comment made me laugh *tips fedora*. Good day sir

[@Twat_Dirt]

Grim Alice this sounds like a really bad creepypasta

[@malewife6287]

There was something like this in Danny Gonzales’s video on badads (lack of space intended)

[@andsgradite392]

Once I got an ad for a game called Snake vs Block and it was gameplay and a voiceover of just screaming. Idk

[@banjokoozie3476]

My husband just literally breathed! (1. Divorce (2. Drop oil into the fireplace

[@archivesofpain]

(3. G E T AWAY F R O M M Y W I F E !

[@amberprice6689]

3

[@kapilaswani]

3

[@coolsongno.2]

and eat the microwave

[@robifacche1743]

redbull and oreos wait wut

[@singingsistersblog7878]

Doctor: Congratulations, you are legally pink Japan Guy: GeT AwAy FrOm My WiFe!

[@bobbyfromkansas3038]

Singing Sisters' Blog 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahleanna7597]

Options >1. Jump out of the window >2. Divorce!

[@mr.consent5509]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[@lopsidedbobshadow]

you can start a cult in episode

[@candcfamily5176]

You can in the kiss list episode but you need a ton of diamonds

[@JJ-zr1wf]

Among interactive games Choices is actually the best (by Pixelberry). The advertising team just did a very bad job

[@scy7044]

Was waiting for someone to comment this.

[@ghostflxwer]

Choices supremacy

[@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319]

I like it the only thing I don't like is that you need diamonds to pick the better options

[@dunkey759]

@@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319 fr im convinced episode is secretly run by ea. I played it once and i got the option: Thank her (19 diamonds) Dont thank her It's like saying "greet your grandparents for 50k or shit on their faces"

[@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319]

@@dunkey759 true

[@kiraaisling9603]

Man: * is asleep* > put on a diaper > eat all the money, hop into the microwave and start it up

[@weirdgradientthing7227]

Kira Aisling nice

[@izaacgoudreaureloaded6824]

You’re husband is falling off a bridge! > Pull him up (5731💎) > Hide under the bed > BNEO > Get the pink color > Kiss him to find out > Lean in for a sniff > Maybe he can join us?

[@PieGrip]

Pull him up for 5731!

[@hydrog.]

*bneo*

[@riverpaw3234]

Yeah, he can join us.

[@tacomuncher._]

>OOPS

[@gabbyella1158]

**BNEO**

[@lozisimmortal]

feel like defending choices (only choices -- episode and chapters are weird) but choices is actually written and animated by professionals, and the stories are pretty good

[@cryinf554]

“When you’re coming home from a long day of workschool” “Working for the manprincipal”

[@CaseyShontz]

Your husband: Hey, look, our blender still works! You: >make a smoothie >blend your husband

[@summertummer2394]

Hahahh

[@charlesdarwin1564]

Why not both?

[@atube2993]

> *blend your husband into a yummy smoothie*

[@sorcc0]

Make a bneo smoothie

[@MsCraftinggirl]

>divorce

[@gracieowen2178]

*husband is in hospital* Options: -Divorce him -Eat him

[@drew7311]

I’m Already Grace 😂

[@LucyMayhem943]

Two

[@user-s0m30n3]

Why not do both

[@strwberryjim6403]

*_v o r e h i m_*

[@skyisherelol3492]

2

[@grphicnature]

your house is on fire > oops! > pink color > divorce > eat spaghetti > reach japan > hide under the bed > *BNEO* > kiss it to find out

[@ninjanc124]

One time I saw a Voodoo add that said “ I sold my soul to reach level three”

[@ishouldbestudying.542]

If I look behind Jarvis there’s a sign that says: *Legally* *japan*

[@paviafucker]

i saw it too

[@niktokej1645]

Yeah

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

That’s now my catchphrase.

[@snailuka]

that's actually my name, I'm legally Japan

[@leannetsai9171]

Hetalian our in the wild

[@gildaantenor128]

“OMG, YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME?! Choices: -Divorce -Raid Area 51 -reassemble the Soviet Union -Start world war III

[@namelastname766]

why not all of them

[@simplyanobserver]

3 and 4 please

[@AuroraTheBlueUmbreon]

LET'S START THE WAR! YAY!!!

[@miac.8685]

2 or 3...hmm...

[@dakkyhue5800]

Yes.

[@ranimosman5624]

I actually like choices .it had some nice stories but way too expensive. ended up watching KZbin videos of people playing because I was genuinely curious about the story.

[@Noaher256]

*Literally every single mobile game ad I see says “Can’t reach pink color”*

[@lukasheede2895]

When he said “Utah” I just died of laughter

[@izzie9402]

I did too, mainly because I live in utah lol

[@gilbertbeagley9818]

I don't get it

[@izzie9402]

@@gilbertbeagley9818 because utah is real and that's how you say it

[@gilbertbeagley9818]

@@izzie9402 😳🧐🤔🤨

[@izzie9402]

@@gilbertbeagley9818 ?

[@Tryagain11369]

My husband went to walmart!! 1: throw lettuce at him 2:call him a malformed fish

[@LucyMayhem943]

I choose #1

[@BoomBlockGaming]

Lucy M nah bro 2 any day

[@James-sk9ct]

@@BoomBlockGaming both

[@jackyzhu9761]

My wife went to South Park! 1: Calmly insult her as a Jersey person nonstop 2: Make her watch Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus for a year nonstop 3: Lampoon her on the show like the celebs who sued the town in 200 and 201

[@CCTV_1984]

Gage Musselman Or 3:You're Terminated

[@antoinemint1353]

Bro really asked "Why is there a cat?" and "Why is there a hatching chicken?" XD

[@albinocat]

I know chick means baby, but I don’t know what the cat means

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

Pussy

[@higamaynard]

@@albinocat So... it's a proposition to procreate? I don't think I understand dating anymore...

[@spiderbug7615]

@@higamaynard I don't think the people who make these ads understand dating either

[@arizonagreenbee]

that was the whole joke

[@madeleinep.828]

Who even is the target demographic for these games? They’re obviously super inappropriate, but I can’t imagine anyone older than 10 playing them unironically.

[@tomboysamantha5731]

“To me they’re the 5minute craft of games” *because it looks like they spent 5 minutes making these*

[@Thor-Orion]

Making the game was their five minute craft.

[@damienhartley7298]

@@Thor-Orion The most successful Indy game cash grab is to make a free unity game good enough to receive a Windows and Xbox store port but to progress the tutorial you nerd to make in game purchase which in the end you would have paid then buying a major title Xbox game.

[@doodledevore4374]

@@damienhartley7298 Huh?

[@boppitybippitybop1829]

What ? 5 minute ? They are problably spending 30 second! When ı have 5 minute for a game . İ can do a lot more fine then voodoo

[@countdooku6277]

Love the “legally Japan” in the background

[@CoolCreations101]

If you light red you be legally of the japan

[@thecyryl]

If you you're legally Japan

[@ssouffy_1324]

If you get color 69 you're legally japan japan

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“Come to the hospital! Quick! Frank Heffley’s cancer’s gotten worse!” >Do the hokey pokey >Get away from his wife >We’re no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I

[@saradrawsstuff]

THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 25 YEARS LATER REFERENCE AHAHA

[@insomnia5448]

Mom why am I bleeding?

[@gilles466]

Imma drop that hokey pokey like no one ever did 😎

[@basedandbiasedkakampink]

GET AWAY FROM MY HENTAI COLLECTION

[@adettessubs444]

@@basedandbiasedkakampink another kpop stan 👁️👄👁️

[@julesk2629]

Choices is actually a great game. The ads do it dirty

[@aaaaaa8099]

are they holding you at gunpoint? blink twice if you need help

[@thekingsson1757]

@@aaaaaa8099lol

[@WidthTomJones]

My husband’s pregnant girlfriend is drowning!!! Should I: _A_ : *Ask her about the baby* _B_ : *Oopsy Daisy*

[@ritafeilmeier3486]

Slytherin to the TARDIS Ya know, I've been in that situation (without the drowning) with two different husbands....

[@boneman2499]

Should I oopsy daisy

[@im1yearsold169]

Slytherin to the TARDIS C) smile and drown

[@itsash9052]

D: **save her then after she gives birth, take the baby**

[@januaryravelo4342]

*H O L D U P*

[@Koi_Fishie]

"One guy two pregnancys with no consequences" sounds like a Dr. Phil title

[@moonlily8458]

"Oh no, he's drowning!" 1) give him cpr 2) pregbanana 3) *b n e o*

[@youreboringhobisaysso2695]

"Your dad said he love you" A) tell him you live him back B) put him in the freezer C) get away from my wife D) Bneo

[@Habuki292]

if left brained japan, you can reach pink castle!

[@Kat-pm3kd]

The pink color castle? I need to legally reach level 20 first! 😨

[@caleblewis8169]

No I need the 50 inches calibur first

[@Kat-pm3kd]

@@caleblewis8169 Then can you legally leave?

[@OwenUtleyTRO]

@@Kat-pm3kd then you can reach nuked planet of suglo juki

[@harrythesailor3622]

why'd you just copy one of voodoo's ads

[@flibnit1]

10:56 "This game will frame you for murder. Because they're delta airlines! And life is a ******* nightmare!"

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

I need that clip of Captain Holt yelling “BONE” after you say all they had to do to escape prison was to spell “bone.”

[@nullarcstudios8910]

Doctor:*Is performing surgery on a gun shot wound* Jarvis: Get away from my wife.

[@giovannimacdermott3030]

You're falling out of a plane: 1) open the parachute 2) divorce and take the kids

[@primus0348]

2 cause karens Gonna die with me with me

[@bugthebeloved]

2

[@gabagaba7144]

G.M.D 52 1

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

1

[@biliminsrlar5752]

Ok -boomer- Karen

[@strawb_exe5748]

The worst part of these games are They won't give u what they advertised.😡

[@bonkers124]

*REEEEEEEE* 😠😠😠😠😠😠

[@gemiguess]

Yeah 😡😡😡😡😡

[@insomnia5448]

I am sorry this was my sister....

[@hARded2000]

The Playrix marketing team never knew the difference between puzzle games and survival situations

[@smallvixenamberkitty1967]

I hate ads

[@gabbyisanannoyance]

No one literally no one Mobile game adds : Your husband died hide the body kiss him to find out

[@flash-lp3rc]

“Get away from my wife” “Sir this is a Wendy’s.” I died lmfaaaoo

[@tirzxh]

💀

[@charlielindup8690]

And at 10:55😂😂

[@charlielindup8690]

10:40 *

[@ethanthai58]

Lem fao

[@diamondkid2226]

Charlie Lindup just edit the other comment

[@RandomPerson-vn6sc]

_guy is drowning in a pool about to die because you pulled him in_ Me: *_OOPS_*

[@herotehdude]

O O P S

[@trupekamu2126]

and i oop

[@nathanw8622]

ZOOWEEMAMA

[@erlenmeyer4810]

oOpS!

[@postal2forthe3ds]

*Time to hide the body!*

[@thabomontse4026]

"This game will frame you for murder" Did I not die😂😂😂🙆‍♂️

[@zhfyn2]

9:42- 0.69% *Now that's an epic gamer move.*

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I've been getting more Mafia city ads than I've ever gotten before.

[@user-gx8fw8qr6d]

Same and every time I get one I can’t help but laugh my ass off I just can’t take that game seriously-

[@Fiona_the_Nigerian]

I had none

[@shaggyleaf]

ThATs HOW MAFiA WOrKS

[@unlawfulspinach5435]

*M A K E Y O U P U M P L I K E T H A T*

[@yeetuscletus4234]

Make you work

[@Alec.V.]

“It’s just me and my inconspicuous sack.” -Jarvis Johnson, 2019

[@doodledevore4374]

For some reason, that sounds oddly.... *Sexual*

[@viktorgetov7681]

There was a game ad that said 1% could reach level 100... I was on level 500

[@sweethysteria8737]

Your husband is cheating on you 1. Reach the pink color 2. BNEO 3. Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[@spill09]

11:45 Auto generated captions: "5 minute craps" Pretty accurate.

[@invalid-user7335]

Oof

[@PQAisha]

Oof

[@raghavkamath]

F

[@HiDE-rj5pt]

Yupppp

[@styxthistle497]

Well someone's got constipation then.

[@pikalop]

5:50 SHE'S STANDING. WAIST DEEP. YET SHE'S 'DROWNING'

[@zyaicob]

She could just be suspending herself on the pool deck

[@Dominik-ye7hj]

@@zyaicob alternatively, and much more plausibly, the people making the ad are idiots.

[@marije179]

You can actually drown in very shallow water when your lungs are filled with water but not when you are still perfectly able to stand up wtf

[@jennifferwooltorton3869]

"Sir, this is a Wendy's" made me laugh so frigging hard

[@zxs4113]

5:32 do I sexually assault him or do I just assault him

[@606films9]

3. B N E O

[@Anabolicanglo]

GAME: Him:im going to kiss you now Her: *choice A* :(*lean in and kiss) *Choice B* :(summon the void and sacrifice him)

[@tamasvi]

*immediately chooses Choice B*

[@annarubinchik9591]

*choice b*

[@veretxnerd983]

She b eb

[@applebeezez5142]

And then choice A costs like 50 diamonds

[@stiften5167]

*for lord zefo

[@ageofdragonz3684]

Jarvis : Why are mobile game ads so bad? Me : Why are your videos so relevant to my life?

[@Yzzami]

11:07 I saw an ad like that but it was like a creepy realistic middle aged obese Sonic the Hedgehog as the side image like wtf

[@the-corvid-zone]

11:07 so there IS a Mickey Mouse version of skinned and gutted Donald Duck from Danny’s vids!

[@todorokishoto2538]

You just married your love of your life. >Go for lovely honeymoon >UNREASONABLY DIVORCE THEM

[@colehodgman9248]

More like >drown them while scuba diving >take the insurance money

[@todorokishoto2538]

You have found another Todoroki! >Reply plus that >Reply I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER

[@mayashah12]

But don’t forget that if you wanna go on a honeymoon it will cost u 69 diamonds

[@CGYT_Gaming]

Hey what did you want to eat? MAKE HIM FOOD DIVORCE

[@omerahmed9127]

Bad

[@CGYT_Gaming]

What

[@dragonmaster0004]

> GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!

[@alejandrodeugarriza7690]

I think because of the quantity, ramdomness and similarity in texts they are using AI to generate them, and using the results to train it hoping to reach like a perfect ad or something ? That would explain a lot of things .

[@grantfromramranch]

“It’s just me and my inconspicuous sack” -Jarvis 2019